Secrets Thread, Share your secret anon.
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Secrets Thread, Share your secret anon.
>>711605024
i have a fetish for doorknobs
mainly metal ones though, and especially the feeling of my balls rubbing against a smooth cold metal doorknob
Bump
I don't actually drink coffee.
I laugh like a maniac for no reason when I'm alone
I hide my porn in a folder titled Not Porn
I've sucked hundreds of cocks. None of the guys knew that I have one too.
More vent than a secret.
I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.
I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"
In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again
So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?
>>711605601
Hide from who?
>>711605269
>>711605807
If you're this interested in her, just ask her out already. Don't ask yourself if she's interested or not, just make the move to hook her while you can.
If you don't and keep her as a friend for as long as possible, you'll never get her further than a friend.
>>711605807
She's playing with you and keeping you as a 'maybe' or she's just a weirdo.
>>711605913
Everyone
i've worked seven years building up a small fortune, getting nice furniture etc etc. all to fucking destroy the girl who hurt me when i was so sick i could die from a brain tumor.
it's been ten years she's not married and i intend to fucking seduce and destroy her because she hurt me while i was being treated for a brain tumor and was at my weakest darkest point.
Last night I was about to take my girlfriends virginity and I couldn't hard when I was about to enter. I feel like less of a man because of it, its the first time its happened but idk whats wrong with me and I feel like a bitch.
>>711606274
I mean, do you share a computer? Do you have a gf that checks that kind of stuff. I just have a folder named PORN as well as a portable hard drive with another folder named PORN. I have a lot of porn.
>>711606183
I am leaning towards just a weird one. She has few friends, and I think she has Social Anxiety.
>>711606128
I know. I need to just get in a position to do that. But I don't see her in person beyond very briefly in passing, and even via text we only talk once a month
>>711606435
Worth it, Good luck anon
>>711605664
What if one of those guys goes for a feel on your south... what will they cope?
I'm trying to running out of juice here repair a broken family. Those that have hurt me while growing up. I'm tiring to forgive.
They say the kindest people are the ones who were hurt the most. Even though I should hate and hole a grudge, I'm trying for my nieces and nephew to not go through the pain I felt at their age.
>>711606539
just hope i don't puss out and fucking fall in love she fucking hurt me deep man. i still yell and rage about it like ten years later
>>711606467
This happened to me back in the day. It's embarrassing as fuck but you just gotta try and relax and dont let the pressure get to you. Maybe make her cum before hand and have her play with your D a lot.
>>711606435
My nigga. Give her hell anon.
>>711606435
Dude
forget about her, man
she's probably forgotten about you
don't be a butthurt bitch
>>711606531
How old is she?
I saw what looks like the doppelganger of a girl I know (If she was 10 years older.)
>>711606701
Thanks a lot, she was understanding and doesn't seem to care, but it just weighs on me for some reason.
>>711605664
Now this is a secret
You rotten pigs in there you shall go to hell. Chechen. Gigan. If anyone should recognize the blonde on the street please report to the police. She's wanted, she has no fixed abode. This whole thing has played kings cross on Wednesday. Patrycja Lies with a double jaw fracture in the akh
>>711606804
20 almost 21
I'm around the same as her
>>711606636
>They say the kindest people are the ones who were hurt the most.
Well this isnt true. I'm a total cunt and I hurt all the time.
>>711606531
Then create the position yourself. When you do see her just walk with her. Run to her if you have to.
The more you believe that you can just wait for the perfect moment to appear like some stupid fucking disney movie, the more lonely and cuckold-y you'll feel.
I had a dream last night, where I was looking at nude of a girl I am interested in (But two years old, from when she was chubby) and she was covered in self harm scars.
None of my friends know I browse /b/.
i just came
I want my friends to be miserable and cry for help. Then I'll denied it to them.
>>711606467
You just stressed yourself out.
>>711606851
Of course it does. Because we all want to do our duty as men and we all watch porn were dudes have huge, hard cocks all the time and sex is easy. Taking someone's virginity can be pretty stressful. I'm sure you'll get her no problem next time.
>>711605664
You better post more of yourself.
I'm a pedophile and I bought a one month subscription to star from dulcemodz. Currently downloading her vids
Cat trick
>>711605024
my girlfriends ex is 55 years old (we're both 18) and he wont leave her alone and i dont know what to do about it
Currently sleeping with a girl I met at work, Her LongTerm is a manager at a different store. They fight all the time, don't sleep in the same room, been sexless for over a year (his dick don't work, but I think he's lying and banging someone else.) I didn't know about him until after we'd been sleeping together for a month.
I might be killed if I'm ever discovered. Her BF is a crazy ass hole who has been arrested about 5 times now for drawing guns on people for pretty trivial reasons, assault over petty shit, stuff like that.
I've been trying to break it off, but this girl is crazy lonely and horny. I should have never put my dick in crazy.
>>711606886
They saying isn't exclusively true for everyone. But the nicest people tend to be ones who have been through a lot.
>>711606959
True. I've been kinda trying to set it up for us to see each other in person. But we are in class at the same time, but across campus from each other.
I know that a perfect Disney-esque situation won't happen. That's why I am trying to run into her a bit. But I've only run into her once. And she was talking to someone on the phone at the time, so I couldn't do anything, and I had an exam in a few minutes so I couldn't just sit around and wait for her to finish
I've peed in every sink in my house
I frequently visit disneychannel.com without my parents' permission.
>>711607045
Me too. I actively hope for their lives to get as shitty as possible. And just when they need me the most, I'll vanish.
>>711607353
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an airbender named Aang.
I've been drinking directly from the Brita Pitcher for two years now, and I have not once cleaned it.
>>711607436
What?
>>711607479
Clean it you savage.
My friends girlfriend loves sucking my cock
>>711607131
You have multiple problems here. For starters, your girlfriend is nothing but problems. If her last boyfriend is 55 years old then she has daddy issues. You might have some sexual fun with her but other than that she's fucked up. It's not worth trying to fix her ex issue. She will always be looking for an older guy. You'll never last and there will always be turmoil between you two. You can thank her pedo dad for that.
>>711606886
second. I am a cunt BECAUSE I get hurt all the time
but I was the complete opposite a few years ago
>>711607309
Well, you tried. I'll give you that.
Next time you see her, ask her how her day is going, tell her that you've got plans for the both of you this weekend, and then ask for her phone number.
You don't need a complex conversation to make plans. If she says no, then yeah, it'll suck, but it's a lot better than keeping your hopes up for something that will never happen.
>>711607233
I was in a similar situation once
Went to a club, met hot girl, she suggested we go back to mine and bang, which we do
Next time I see her she's like "My ex won't leave me alone, he scares me"
"Uhh why does he scare you?"
"He's a crazy sonofabitch, all the steroids he takes for his body building has fucked with his head, oh and he's a doorman at the club, he saw as leaving"
"............................................................"
>Be young me, around 10 years old
>Hang out with friends in old abandoned junk yard
>Make clubhouse/fort in old cement roller
>Love this fucking place
>We go there everyday after school to build more onto our fort
>One day a man comes and says he likes our work
>Man takes special interest in me
>He says I should come at a time when no one else is there and he will help me build
>Dumbass me listens to him
>There are more men there, all people I knew from the community
>These bastards beat me in my own clubhouse
>Could barely move, I remember my eyes wouldn't open and I could taste blood
>My clothes are ripped off
>All of them took turns
>This happens multiple times with them threatening to harm family and friends if I tell
>Fast forward to when I finally tell my best friend at age 17
>Nothing can be done to these men because stupid legal bullshit
>Plan revenge
>Something seriously wrong with my mental state at this point
>I know somethings wrong but I don't care
>Exact revenge
>Mental state deteriorates
>Mother and stepfather put me in mental facility and have me take happy pills
>The Confession
I thoroughly enjoyed my actions and revenge plot
Can only find excitement from such actions now
Have I become that which I most feared?
Love the feeling of getting into trouble and plan bigger and bigger things
Only reason I don't act is out of some thin veil of fake morality
Not sure if I'm still a human and just sick, or if I've become a monster inside
Everyday is a struggle between good and evil, light and dark
Honestly, I want to do the things I consider evil
i've jacked my nephew off
>>711607600
Cherish this.
I jerked off in a church once.
>>711607744
huh?
>>711607689
Fuck that bitch really fucked you over mate.
I just completed "Gone Home" and I feel kinda disappointed.
I tought it will be a scary story.
Not gay story.
mfw
>>711607637
youre probably right
but im in love with the coco
so im probably fucked
i have the option to move to america this december (living in finland) but am thinking about staying here because of her
might be the worst decision of my life but we're clicking so
the person i like doesnt even know i exist
ive talked to her a lot
i love her and i feel like we get along but it never goes anywhere
I really want to suck a dick. I'm an 18 year old guy and other than this weird need to suck a cock, I'm not attracted to men at all. I certainly am not interested in butt stuff, and I don't consider myself bi or bi-curious, but idk. I've gave a handjob to an old friend of mine before but it was years ago. He wasn't willing to let me suck it unfortunately. I also sometimes get off to sissy stuff. I have tried playing with my butt but I didn't like it.
>>711607784
She's very slutty about it too
>>711606435
you are pathetic
>>711606615
I tuck it well enough that it wouldn't be a problem. It's not very big either.
>>711607083
ok
>>711607941
>thinks gay = liking butt stuff
try to find traps. use dating apps
>>711607600
Way to be a total dick to your friend, asshole.
>>711607885
Fuck her. Let me give you the advice my grump old grandfather gave me, he turned out to be right:
Don't love a pussy, it's everywhere. Don't ever change your life plans just for a girl's pussy. You'll know when you're ready for love because it won't just be about the pussy. Until then get all the pussy you can handle.
I'd never heard him say pussy so much. It was great.
>>711607657
>then ask for her phone number.
Already have her number, from a few months ago, from when I tried meeting up with her. (We did, but haven't since, partially that we were both busy over summer, and her workaholic self (2 jobs, 7 Classes this semester))
But I have an idea of what we could do. Skating during a nice late fall NYC Night in Central Park?
>>711608054
White knighting for her won't get your dick sucked anon
>>711608064
If I was getting it on with someone who looked like that I'd want to make them cum. Surely you cant have sucked 100's of guys and never had one want to fuck you?
>>711608064
pls tell me youre from europe and (also) into gurls
>>711607907
Well, no duh it's not going anywhere. If you harbor an attitude like that, then absolutely nothing is going to happen.
First, you need to do is build some confidence in yourself. If you talked to her a lot, then no shit she thinks about you. You just need to convince yourself that you are much more than what you think you're worth, is all.
Secondly, if you love her, then you will have no choice but to ask for her feelings. There is no point in holding love for her if she doesn't love you back. Ask her out on a date, and if she says yes, then be glad. If she says no, then yeah, it'll suck, but it'll be a lot easier for yourself in the future, as you now know that you don't have to give love to someone who will never reciprocate it.
Quit being scared, bucko. Life is shit. You gotta step out of your safe space if you wanna get anything done.
>>711608064
Post some lewds bitch.
>>711608097
It's not that I think gay is just liking butt stuff, I just don't consider myself in anyway gay from this. I like the idea of sucking a dick not engaging in anything sexual with a man, or being attracted to a man. Traps and shemales are my shit.
>>711608033
What does she do? Does she talk shit about him during? Ever watched her kiss him after?
>>711608054
says you, you ever had a fucking brain tumor and had a bitch lead you on? i mean god damn the shit she did to lead me on was insane.
>>711605024
I really want to fuck my therapist
>>711607885
you will regret it your whole life
>>711608360
yeah you dont need to force yourself into categories man
>>711608437
Your long con is awesome.
I just wore a small butt plug to the grocer
>>711607691
Fake
>>711608229
i dont think its only about the pussy this time anon
i think its about her
i probably should just say fuck you to her and leave and start my shit in america
but im young, i just graduated, i could go to uni here for free
idk life is just kinda up in the air right now
it wouldnt hurt to take a chance with her i dont think since i have other things going on here, like friends and uni and a job and family.
>>711608276
I usually just say I'm on my period. I mainly have sex with women.
>>711608324
I'm in the US.
>>711608350
okay
>>711608256
Skating sounds perfect. And, really, you both need to go out a lot more if you already have done it once. No way you'll keep a happy relationship if you date this sparsely.
If you have second thoughts, here's a list of things to do in NYC, ripped straight off the first result on google.
https://www.airbnb.com/things-to-do/new-york
>>711608616
Why is it fake?
I can only jerk it to girls I know/have known. It gets so boring.
>>711608622
I'm telling you she has dad issues. Where in the US would you move to?
>>711608560
actually i had forgotten about her till fucking facebook suggested we be friends. now where having drinks and shit and she's all smelling me and telling me how she remembers how we used to talk for long hours and throw out innuendos and shit left and right.
>>711608672
If you were sucking my cock and you got up and your cock were to drop, I'd just go with it.
Im a young doctor and sometimes i imagine having sex with the hot patients. Some even try to contact me. Im married thou.
>>711608697
Because of this
> Nothing can be done to these men because stupid legal bullshit
>>711608783
>>711608672
This. Honestly I'm not into dudes/traps/whatever but I'd fuck the shit out of you.
>>711608672
dammit why are all hot trans in the us
>>711608672
More for fuck sake.
I cant cum during sex.
i can go for hours, but nothing me and my wife do can make me cum.
im able to cum during fap sessions, but thats it.
also due to my spine injury, i can only do cowgirl (but thats also becuase im lazy
>>711608672
Alright, let's start our own thread. Don't want to hijack this one but still want to see more of this trophy slut.
>>711608672
Let's see the cock. We don't judge.
>>711609032
No not yet. Lets see ass first.
>>711608709
Her relationship with her father is fine tbh, she just got with him because he gave her drugs
Denver
Also university in america is realllllly expensive there
its free here
and i play semi pro american football here which would be harder to do in the states
>>711609081
>Her relationship with her father is fine tbh, she just got with him because he gave her drugs
Red fucking Alert anon.
>>711608883
Yeah I certainly didn't believe it either. Which is why I took matters into my own hands
>>711608783
Aw thanks.
>>711609079
Teaser
I am currently in a sexual relationship with my science teacher. He's married and has 3 kids but he's hot as fuck.
>>711609005
I had this problem for YEARS. When I was about 27 I finally met a girl who could get it done.
>>711609201
What 'revenge' did you take?
>>711609242
Guy or Girl anon?
>>711609081
There is no such thing as semi pro. You're either professional or not. It's your profession or not. Being a professional is not a skill.
There are plenty I mean fucking plenty of hot girls in Denver.
>>711609137
yes
youre probably right i should dump her
but what about the other things?
should i still move to america?
or should i spring for the free uni here and keep playing handegg
>>711607131
>girlfriends ex is 55 years old
red flags, anon.
your girlfriend is a slut.
>>711609201
What were you told about the "legal matters?"
I ended up in a love triangle with my best friend and his gf
>ended up fucking his gf while drunk at a party
>sobered up and realized it was his girl
>play it cool for a few weeks
>he gets in a fight with her and she says that I fucked her
>he comes to my apartment and is piss drunk can barely stand
>he sobers up a little bit over the course of an hour and starts getting mad at me
>says i fucked his girl
>im so fucking nervous and guilty that I say i couldn't of fucked her because I was gay for him
>he tells me to prove it
>kiss my first dude
>find out i am actually a homo
>get really into it
>he gets into it
>I end up riding his cock
>>711609225
Post more, slut.
Finish the job.
>>711609225
So... More?
>>711609347
Did to them what they did to me
>>711608914
I know, right? Hot piece like that giving out blow jobs and I'm thousands of miles away.
>>711609556
Sweet, sweet justice.
>>711605024
I'm a virgin.
Inb4 no shit Sherlock
>>711609556
So you beat and raped them all?
when my dad was drunk last week i jacked him off to put him to sleep btw im a guy and he thought i was my twin sister
>>711607839
what?
>>711609532
>>711609504
Some sort of statute of limitations I think. Though I know my mother told the psychologists that she didn't believe me
>>711609731
Zozzle
>>711609676
Holy fuck, when those photos were taken?
>>711609676
Nice slut.
Post some of you and toys.
>>711609776
>>711609676
Dayum. Sweet ass.
>>711608679
I know. I just need to get this kickstarted so hopefully something can grow from this.
Once we get it going, I don't doubt that we would be doing stuff often.
Also, we live an hour outside the city by train, but an half hour from each other by car, so we probably would have to meet there. And not at one of our places prior. (Parking permits for the stations are a bitch to deal with)
And, if we do go skating (I have not skated since one time when I was like 3), we will probably go get dinner after, and decide on something else after. Thanks for that list anyway.
>>711609532
That's fucking hot
>>711609532
So...what happened next?
>>711609706
No myself but I had the help of some rather large "toys"
>>711610000
So fucking fake kek
>>711609952
>>711609906
That sweet ass of your's seen any action?
>>711609731
There it is the new bar for low in the North American South. Jesus what compels such action?. I mean it sounds like the family may have loved a little to much.
>>711609952
You in PA?
>>711609786
Who ever told you that is an idiot. Statute of Limitations only start after the incident was reported/investigated. It's designed to keep the govenerment from having Gestapo style police and prosecutors keeping secret cases on everyone and bringing them forward years, decades later for evil design.
So, you can get raped 20 years ago and if the state statute of limitations for rape is 10 years and you've never reported it the clock doesn't start until you report it on that 20th year you decide to report.
>>711606435
Is this like the count of monte cristo?
>>711610116
Well you can't believe everything you read on the inturnetz
>>711610000
>>711607069
I know this is late but thanks a lot /b/ro
>>711609367
i'm a girl.
>>711610269
Honest Abe
>>711610120
>>711610133
yes
I'm going to go to the mall. I need to suck some cock.
>>711609731
Disgusting. I hope your entire family dies in a gas leak.
>>711610120
I'm not into traps like that other guy said but wow... please tell me you're in Pennsylvania .-.
>>711610378
Cock pls
>>711610184
That's what I thought too but it's over now so I don't much care anymore. Unless I find out they're still doing it but I would much rather not go about it legally then
>>711610378
Damn that's a shame. That guy will never realise how lucky he is.
>>711610250
i'm pretty sure the count of monte cristo was about a dude being sent to prison because some other dude wanted his bitch. and then he broke out got rich and murdered the som bitch.
this is about me returning the favor to a young woman who fucked with my head while i was sick and getting treatments for a brain tumor.
>>711610156
he likes to beat me up so i did it to keep him away from me
I have a story about how my bitch ex gf refused to get an abortion, so I had to step in and secretly give her one...
I have been storing this one for a while, but I am ready to share if anyone wants me to.
>>711610184
Wrong, but thanks for playing. Capital crimes have no statue of limitations. Pretty sure gang rape is a capital crime so he's got that going for him. More importantly how is this going to make him better? Then again this could be the cop out as to why anon committed such and such crimes. Are there records of him having his ass beat, I would imagine if it was as bad as it sounded. This story seems contrived, mostly because I know what anal fissures are.
>>711610378
Story?
When I was 17 my best friend had an awesome skill, he could jack off and shoot his cum a considerable distance within seconds. It wasn't a lot of cum but an amount. We were in Fairfield, CA on our way to Lake Tahoe doing the Jelly Belly factory tour. As we were on the cat walk we noticed trays of product below us. We fell to the back of the group, he presented his cock and BAM squirted a load off the walk and down into a tray. To this DAY I do not eat jelly bellys.
>>711610161
That seems like a weird question to ask, but bumping for an answer.
>>711605024
I illegally raise and tame kangaroos as house pets in the US
I've made over 400k the last 6 months
>>711610713
Fuck yeah. Sounds evil.
>>711610744
>I know what anal fissures are.
Should I even ask? Do I want to know why you know that?
>>711610744
No, im not wrong. Statute of limitations so not start until the government begins to investigate a case. Sorry bro.
>>711610848
currently homeless poorfag anon here; care to spread some love?
>>711610798
it's not weird I'm just trying to lose my virginity to a gorgeous trap
>>711610959
It means for the longest time it hurts whenever you shit
>>711610432
yeah. so far you just look like a girl
>>711610432
Okay there. I'm leaving now. Thanks for the compliments guys!
>>711611135
Now I'm off to fap
While my little sister was sleeping I used to pull her pants down and rub my dick on her ass and in between her cheeks. Cummed on her ass a lot of times too. She was probably between 7-10 as well, ive touched her pussy a few times as well. I did this relatively frequently back then.
>>711611058
for me, it sometimes hurts when I sit down, or randomly hurts when I am already sitting. seems to come from the ass. what is that?
>>711611135
Holy fuck. I didnt think such a creature existed in the wild.
>>711609954
It felt great but it hurt
>>711609982
>tried to go back to women but it was like eating junk food, its good but its not what I need
>best bud is still depressed
>refuses to leave his apartment but will let me hang out
>go to walmart
>buy several tubes of lube and some condoms
>get some beer and whisky
>get him liquored up abit while we take turns playing battlefield 3
>he starts getting really mad because he is fucking shit at video games
>he has a breakdown again about his ex
>I ask if he wants to date me instead
>we kiss for awhile
>i lube up my ass and wrap my legs around his ass and force his hips into me
>I put his cock back in my ass the moment it starts to get hard again
>my chest and arms feel really hot
>the inside of my butt feels good
>I almost snap his ribs when I have my first hands free orgasm
>30 seconds in he is trying to tap out beca
use im choking him and destroying his hips
>do it three more times but he is just spitting out drops of prostate fluid by then
>his gf called me and he ended up laughing while inside of me
>>711611195
Hemorrhoids
>>711606435
I hope your revenge is sweet and satisfying
>>711610307
That's hot and dangerous for him. Keep it low and enjoy it as long as you !Ike. Do not fall in love.
If you want tell us something about it... The dirty stuff
>>711611191
how old were you?
>>711610959
Had a few gf's that used to be into anal, and wondering if that was my thing . When I said no they were relived since I have a rather large dick and they had gotten their asses ripped open. Also faggot friends.
>>711611135
fuck youre real. where does one find such a beauty like you?
>>711611135
Please post more when you get back. So fucking hot
>>711611290
Damn. That's awesome.
>>711605024
I'm part of a team designing a StrongAI, one of the first of its race, with which to create a European computing powerhouse that will dominate AI for the next few decades... until the machines we are planning to make eventually eliminate the dirty humans... starting with luck in that usa.
But keep it quiet.... shhhhhh!
>>711608622
yea your young but want to throw your life away for a relationship that wont last. thats how most dudes fuck their lives up gl
>>711605024
I'm in love with a girl that is now too young for me to date. I just turned 18 a couple months ago. She's moving too, and I haven't been handling it well.
>>711611658
Are you 'Hey Kids'?
I'm a guy and dying to suck a dick for the first time. Sadly the craigslist posting isn't getting any attention
:(
>>711611394
thanks i'm worried i'm gonna puss out and fall in love. i spent like five years after she did this recovering and all i can think about is how i'll never have a kid. if the revenge wasn't keeping me going i think i'd be going through a mid life crisis on crack.
>>711611026
How can I help? Do you have a paypal?
Plagiarized my ok Cupid profile. Just married a girl that said the first thing that attracted her to me was my writing. My marriage is based on a lie, but she's hot
>>711611458
About 12/13
I'm a panty thief.
>>711611860
try a dating app my friend
>>711611860
I'd gladly help you fulfil your desires if you lived in England.
>>711610848
There's a lot of demand for that?
>>711611979
take it from me. tell her that your ideas are good but getting to the final drafts are killer.
i have the best ideas for books and shit but when women ask to read my work i tell them that most of my work is copyrighted by contests i entered and give them some of my good ideas. and then they are like damn if you ever finish another story i want to read it.
>>711605601
Brilliant
>>711612287
Not in the US, but I ship to internationally to a private market.
>>711611834
Nope...
I be an engineer I be.
>>711610307
How old are you? Look after YOUR interests here anon.
>>711606435
could you greentext this story anon?
>>711611135
This is kalindra chan
>>711611979
That will end well...
You're going to have to plagiarize a personality and plagiarize a dick now!
>>711612709
>i've worked seven years building up a small fortune, getting nice furniture etc etc. all to fucking destroy the girl who hurt me when i was so sick i could die from a brain tumor.
>it's been ten years she's not married and i intend to fucking seduce and destroy her because she hurt me while i was being treated for a brain tumor and was at my weakest darkest point.
ok
>>711612819
Wow...THE Kalindra Chan was in this thread. *Grumbles of discontent*
I tried to kill someone in a bar fight once. The people who were there think I was just trying to beat the shit out of him but I left my knife at home and couldn't get the guy to cooperate with me when I tried smashing his head into the corner of a doorway. I was drunk and pretty pissed off that he just hit me for no real reason other than "you're a bitch."
> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.
> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.
>>711612891
>literally no details
I just want to know what happened and what he plans to do
>>711611860
Try Blackpool.... an abundance of faggots abound there!
>>711608697
Also, why were you badly beaten if you already saw and recognised all the men from the community? Unnecessary bullshit just ruined my wank, fuckwit.
>>711613190
Sorry let me ask them why they chose to fuck me up while they are in the middle of making me their bitch
>>711607436
Kek
>>711609201
You're one edgy mutherfhucker anon. And a fag got to boot.
>>711605664
>>711608064
>>711608672
>>711609225
>>711609676
>>711609776
>>711609906
>>711609952
>>711610120
>>711610378
>>711611135
Sweet Jesus what a time to be alive when traps can put in so much work and end up looking hotter then real girls.
>>711613432
Thanks sugar ;)
>>711613510
didn't believed her to be trap til I saw the dick. that trap has curves!
>>711605269
knobhead
>>711605353
couldt work in service sector
>>711609532
>>711611290
is a gay fag
>>711605664
I like to post my own kik in the slut threads so guys will talk to me with the intention of getting nudes. I want to send them, but I don't want them shared, so I never do.
>2015 get cancer
>2016-a. remission
>2016-b. life is meaningless, we all die alone. want to kill myself
lol.
>>711605024
I've had more girls cheat on their boyfriends with me than I've had actual girlfriends, even though I'd much rather have a stable relationship with someone
>>711614353
Welcome to the club. Not much fun being 'the other guy' is it?
>>711609532
>>711614353
And my biggest flaw, I would have to say, is showing up too early, and working too fast! I can't even take advantage of anonymity to be honest!
>>711613137
>I just want to know what happened and what he plans to do
>years ago i went to work before the doctors re-accessed my health and said working would be bad.
>met this girl as a pharmacy tech
>day we met she tells me about this boyfriend who never calls never visits never writes and she hasn't seen in a year.
>based on her age 21 i call that she's engaged he went off to the city she named to get a palce for them and they drift apart.
>she says no no ring and i don't press it. we talk and we like the same bands, same books wanna travel to the same places, she's got a rep as a frosty bitch. she really didnt talk to anyone but me her sister and a few other people.
> gunna quit work give her my number on a business card because i tried to slyly insinuate i was interested i gave it to her. "if you ever want to be happy call me"
>try to take it back she says no it makes her happy. she wans't supposed to read it till i left.
>one day after weeks of talking laughing a flirting and everyone where we work telling rumors we were basically constantly fucking... seriously HR asked me constantly about those rumors.
>no anon i have a boyfriend not right now.
>i get pissed start walking out the doors she's following me begging and pleading with me "we're still friends right?"
>pissed as i was i still liked having a friend to talk to during all the fucking medical stuff so i said yes.
>after that day she constantly fucking cock blocked me when i tried to pick up customers at work or if i got flirty with the new hires.
>disease ramps up i'm losing like ten lbs a week. get sick. she leaves but not before i hear her screaming into phone about sending her ex his ring back.
>she leaves store.
>i leave store told i'm looking at years of recovery and i can't work because of my fragile physical health. she never called, i fell into a depression and it damn near cost me my life.
>>711612447
Baloney. Stop talking shit you fucking faggot
>>711613103
continue...
>>711613373
What a spastic.
>>711605024
I perform reguraly as a blues musician in my city, as far as I know nobody from my friends or uni know this and I don't want them to
>>711611290
anything else happen like that?
>>711613103
> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.
> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.
> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.
> No mess. No body to be found.
> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.
> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.
> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.
> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.
> Except /b/
> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.
>>711614962
Duke Silver?
>>711606435
The Force is strong in this one, surrender yourself to the Dark Side. . . Gooood.
>>711615258
God I would love to join you
>>711614668
so what is your plan now? what have you plotted after 7 years of pain?
>>711615258
more details
>>711615272
I can't play sax, can play trombone though.
But mostly just electric guitar or piano. Reason I don't like people knowing is because I truly poor out my heart and often perform crying.It's a good way to cope with misery and suicidal tendencies, however it could provide "enemies" with a lot of leverage
fucked my best friend whilst my gf was asleep next door
pic related
>>711605024
I fap to pics of my best friend's girlfriend
>>711616360
basically seduce her, wine her dine her, sleep with her and when i'm damn good and sure she's as attached as possible i'm going to fuck her sister or best friend, sister's married but my entire family seems to have the magic power of seducing married women.
>Robbed a rich person last winter with a friend
>managed to steal a boutmotor, two row bouts and a pressure washer
>Wanted the money for myself and told buddy that I was taking his cut, he wasint happy about it threatend to call the cops on me and the guy who was buying the shit
>we took him to a barn and proceeded to beat the shit out of him.
>took the 1grand in front of him got away Scott free.
>>711616538
nice.
Got any more pics??
used my sleeping sisters feet and hands for my pleasure.
>>711616795
any feet pics?
>>711610713
>>711610875
Probably the worst thing I have done in my life, my bitch gf lied to me about getting preggo, so i had to take administrative actions...
>gf of 4 years
>she wants kids
>i fucking hate kids
>"cum inside anon, it's super hot"
>not falling for this again nigger, i hate kids
>"no it's okay i'm on birth control"
>cum inside
>shits cash
>ff 1-2 weeks
>i have 4 straight days off work, get back on the third day off after a night with the lads
>take a leak
>shower
>shave
>little cut on jaw from shaving
>little faggot cut wont stop bleeding
>toilet paper on cut, throw it in bin
>bright pink box in bathroom bin, wtf is that shit
>preggo test
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>confront bitch gf about it
>"yeah im pregnant"
>argument ensues over her lying to my face
>she refuses to have an abortion
>ff 4-5 days
>I'm pretty tight with my sister, so i tell her whats happened
>sis tells me that access vitamins can give more of a chance of a miscarriage, but only to do that as a last resort
>>711616951
>yeah fuck that shit, plan is already in motion
>it's probably a good point in the story to mention that my gf always drinks water, not any water though, it HAS to be flavored, doesn't matter the flavor, she will drink the water.
>also a good point to mention that I myself, am a chef, so at work and at home I have different flavorings/essences, things like wild berry, lemon, strawberry, whatever you get the point faggot
>so i go to the store, buy a shit loads of vitamins in pill form, A/B/C/D all the way to fucking Z
>Now I just need to find a way to get her to take them in bulk
>friend at work put some of my berry flavoring in his water so it's not flavorless
>go to work
>see friend has used my shit
>nigger ask next time faggot.
>wait no... this is perfect, you are forgiven this time for giving me the idea
>finish early
>go home
>crush up vitamins A/B/C/D/Z
>get pan, boil and dissolve the vitamins in the water
>put water in jug, let it cool
>add flavorings
>>711616843
no deleted all the evidence because of paranoia when my mom caught me telling her to touch herself when we were younger
>>711616717
Forgot to mention he's homeless now
>>711617013
>ngl it smelled and tasted pretty good
>gf finishes work, instantly changes and goes on a jog with her girlfriends
>text her "got you some new healthy stuff for you and the baby!"
>she gets excited
>gets home. sees water in jug/container
>tell her its my own flavoured water, and then show her some random health smoothies in the fridge
ff a few hours, we're cuddling on the sofa
>she starts asking about the water I made her
>mfw she starts begging me for some
>get up, get her the biggest glass I can find, fill that shit to the top
>i just get a coke
>back to the sofa, feelsgoodman
>she chugs that shit and asks for more
>mfw
>get her more water
ff another 2-3 days
She's still drinking the water, on the last bottle of it
>she texts me asking if i can pick her up when she finishes work
>why?
>so we can go to the doctors to get an ultrasound
>of course i will, time to see if my sister wasn't bullshitting.
>3PM, drive to her work, pick her up, go to faggot paki doctor
>she gets lubed up, they put the scanner on her belly, you know the drill
>>711616764
>>711617083
>doctor "Ahh, you see that little blob there, thats the baby"
I start to get worried that i might actually be a father
>doctor "Umm, i cant seem to find a..."
>Calls for several nurses and machines to be immediately taken to our room
>me and gf are like "wtf is going on"
>doctor "i am sorry anon, i cannot seem to find a heartbeat, i will need to further examine
>I am then asked to leave the room, so i leave, hoping that my plan worked
>apparently they found the baby was dead, i wonder how...
>gf is crying, i heard her from the corridor
>the doctors needed to open her up to extract the dead foetus
>as much as i am trying to hold back my own laughter, i am disgusted with myself that i have done this.
>doctors come outside and tell me whats happened, i pretend to look interested and worried.
>>711616641
>family seems to have the magic power of seducing married women
so youre saying you wouldnt be the first in your bloodline to do this?
>>711617165
ff 3-4 days, she is discharged from hospital
>she has a nasty wound/scar on her stomach
>fuck this bitch, she lied to my face
>use her a bit before i decide what i am going to do
>unleash some of my pent up range and anger with her by facefucking her pretty hard, and then make a big mess on her face of her own spit and my cum
>leave her lying on bed in all that mess
>go into bathroom, clean up
>she just looks at me like "why the fuck did you do that so hard"
>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs, especially those that lie about being on birth control, it's over, pack your shit and leave my house"
>she starts balling, as i start chucking her shit out the door
>tfw she leaves my house in a teary rage, without cleaning her face up.
>i couldn't help but laugh when i finally got my revenge
>>711617044
damn that sucks
I used to play with my cousin's feet when we were younger, and trick her to sleep with her feet in my face
>>711617294
I actually fucked my cousin when we were super young
>>711606435
DO IT. Revenge is the sweetest taste you'll ever get. Worth every spent second.
>>711617228
to fuck a married woman as revenge i'd be number 52ish in line.
to seduce a married woman like 200th in line.
>>711617522
so then you're just gonna drop this bitch and her sister? what a prank
>>711617244
brutal
the fact bitch lied and was shown the door will hopefully change her behavior
any aftermath of that?
>>711617850
what would you suggest then?
I want a domme to force me to suck trap cock
>>711617244
being a dad is the best thing in the word, anon
Im in love with my neighbours girlfreind and my neighbour has threatened me and told her to block me on everything and stop speaking to her and 5 days after not speak to shes starts speaking to me agian i just hope she feels the same way about me
>>711617140
more
>be me
>7 or 8 years old
>have 5-6 year old neighbor friend
>one night our families get together for a dinner/party thing with a few other families
>myself and other kid are the youngest people there
>we go to his upstairs floor in his room to chill and play vidya
>eventually gets to be like 9pm at night
>late as fuck for 8 y/o me
>start to get to that "sleepy intoxication" stage of being up late
>friend is also pretty tired
>get curious
>"ill show you mine if you show me yours"
>one thing leads to another and im sucking this kid's 5/6 year old dick
>best night of my life
>he just kind of jerks me off for a while
>be later that night
>walking back home
>"so anon, what were you and Elliot doing upstairs tonight"
>she said it in such a tone i knew that she knew
>"nothing mummy"
>"okay, anon"
i know she knows what happened but we never spoke of it again, and my friend and i never did anything like that again
>>711618581
Sounds like you're about to get your ass kicked.
>>711618780
did u cum? can u cum at that age? and what are you now, anon? are you gay?
>>711617244
I wouldn't feel bad about that at all. Fuck that hoe. That "life" in her belly wasn't conscious and never will be. Why do you feel bad? Cos u wer taught dat it wos wong? :(((
>>711618227
I occasionally fantasies about this too. Not sure if I would like it in real life.
>>711618833
The guy is more likely to kill him self he has a scar on his neck ear to ear from his attempt before
No big deal compared to some stuff here, but I slept with 4 women during an internship in Thailand while on a long distance relationship.
(I'm French, my ex was Japanese)
The oldest one was 37 while I'm 22.
Pic unrelated, taken in Thailand.
>>711619012
If he's willing to do that to himself, imagine what he'd do to you.
>>711618599
nah, can't be botrhered
I didn't cum the first time i had sex but she did.
>>711619141
k den
>>711619078
Well me and him already have had a fight before hand ... he gave me a bloody nose i broke his jaw. He hits his gf and man handles and hits walls he deseveres anything he gets
>>711608054
Either a roastie or a white knight
You don't belong here go away
>>711605024
I keep trying to kill myself and failing
I made out with a gay kid when I was drunk and now he won't stop calling me. I did it for the lols and now I feel stupid
I was drunk for my entire relationship unless I had to drive with my last ex gf. she didnt know shit
my sister molested me when I was 10, which is why I only feel sexually attracted to girls like her and is why I hate being touched.
>>711618946
no I didn't cum and neither did he. although we both did get hard. I ended up doing most of the work anyway and it didnt last for too long
As for where I am right now Ive only been with girls since. But im not gonna lie I still have a desire to suck cock. I am disgusted by the idea of making out with or having anal with another guy but man I wish i could suck a nice cock
>>711605807
This seems to be the case everywhere. Just hope i guess
I have a kid with my brother's wife.
He was away on business and he got me to go over there because she texted him that she heard some noises outside. I lived 4 houses away at the time and went to investigate. After she let me in and I checked all around in and outside and texted him that everything was ok she came out of the bathroom naked. She is very sexy and I'm not made of stone. She gave great head and rode me until I filled her up. I was 19 at the time. The kid is 12 now.
She said she was on birth control, she lied. Nobody knows but her and I and /b/. Luckily my brother and I look alike so the kid actually looks like him. Nobody is the wiser but I stay on her good side just in case. It only happened once and even though I was skeptical that it was mine the timing made sense because they hadn't had sex in a month due to his business travels overseas.
>>711619877
I wonder if this incident made you curious about cock, or if you'd had developed a desire for it without it too
>>711619909
Yea. I guess. I have been planning to trying to take her out skating in NYC sometime next month. Hopefully that will shed some light my situation
i fap with pickle juice
>>711605807
she is a fucking whore bro
just using you as an emotional outlet and fuciing other guys on the side
either date her or tell her to get fucked, those type of women are so easily available, but a sweet girl that you want are so rare.
tl'dr: try to fuck her and move on. she is just using you.
>>711611135
WAIT!
What's your secret to the tits? Are they real/fake? If they're fake, where do I buy some?
Pleeeeeeeeeeease.
>>711620266
Yea... No. I seriously doubt thats the case.
Not every girl is using a guy.
>>711617244
>>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs,
>>with lairs,
failed D&D player detected.
I almost got killed by my ex girlfriend
>be me
>17 years old
>sister 13 years old
>jerking off in my room to some feet porn in the middle of night
>remember sisters feet from swimming the other day
>go to her room with my phone
>move the blanket to expose those beautiful feet
>start recording
> take my dick out and start to rub it on her feet
>she started to move
>notlikethis.jpg
>freeze until she stops moving
>start to rub again
>pick up her feet and Sandwich them together
>spit on them
>proceed to fuck them
>put some pre cum on my finger and put it in her mouth and rub it on her teeth
>fuck her feet while pre cum filled finger is in her moth
>cum very hard
>
>>711617140
Story?
I regularly consume human flesh and last time i had friends round i cooked them some and told them it was kangaroo, bbq helped cover the taste...
>>711620418
if they are american, then they are
poor girls care about love, americans and rich women are what I describe.
someday you willl grow as old as I am and will understand sorry.
>>711621106
what did it taste like? pork?
>>711621106
where do you get the flesh from?
>>711621124
Sure....
That is definitely the case even with a girl who has basically no friends, and who spends way too much time volunteering, working or studying
>>711620025
How old was she? How did it happen from her walking out to sucking you off?
>>711621309
no girl is like that, stop watching anime unless you are underage, then gtfo.
I am kinda sorta "in love" with my co-worker. We're both married. First year I was there I got signals that she was interested but I stuck my neck out and as always happens to us autists, the signals were misread, just friends, blah blah...
We're both married btw. I wouldn't have pursued, but I was having a serious dry spell (wife likes to just not fuck for weeks sometimes), I thought co-worker was flirting, and it didn't help that she's like 10/10 for me.
When she said no, I told her I was relieved (I actually kinda was) and I thought I was getting signals.
I totally spaghetti'd out but she was cool and we're still friends.
> if she just told me one day that she wanted to fuck, I totally would
> i am a bad person
>>711605807
>She is shy, and kind of doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (once started cracking a smile)
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>Has sat next to me at random on several occasions.
>>711621124
this. only a human who has suffered (being poor, or abused or whatever) will understand the pain of others. rich white trash won't
>>711621290
Tastes like tough duck
>>711621292
I get it from my city morgue, nice and fresh too
>>711605024
I have some form of autism, but I don't know what.
I can literally spend months of my free time ignoring the people around me and fixate on working on a project and scrap it thousands of times just to redo it again because I'm looking for perfection whilst perfection is unattainable.
>>711620025
I always kinda wondered if my brother's wife wanted to fuck me. I sure as shit wanted to fuck her!
Tall, skinny, flat-chested. I even looked down the front of her bathrobe and bikini top a couple times. Sweet googa mooga!!!
I love little tits. I would probably cheat on my almost asexual wife if a girl with small enough tits threw herself at me.
I'd love to have a dd/lg thing with such a girl.
>>711621790
I dont believe you
>>711621889
sounds like assburger
>>711621601
Yea... You should get off /r9k/
This girl has out right said all of that.
>>711621758
Also, this girl has gone through a fair bit of shit. Including loosing her house during the storm, being stuck in limbo on when they can rebuild.
Big family (10, lived in a 1k square foot house.)
>>711621758
Why did you have to specify white lol. As if there arent plenty of rich self centered non whites
