how would you use me, /b/? yes, i am a landwhale
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
how would you use me, /b/?
yes, i am a landwhale
>>711603213
to stop my ship when i come in to port
Paper weight
>>711603213
Put spear through the head probably, however it will be hard to cut it open, as it might explode.
>>711603213
I want to enslave you, give me your Kik you whale
>>711603213
As a sandbag during a flood
>>711603213
Tied up, donate to a college dorm as a communal fleshlight.
I would throw my garbage in you so that I save on plastic bags
I'd give you a pig nose to put on and fuck your ass hard
>>711603909
sounds fun.
>>711603213
6/10 would fuck
>>711603213
I could really use the 28 gallons of lamp oil that rendering you would produce.
Shove something into your pussy.
>>711603909
I did that to my gf once. well, college party. It will still got to watch. She ended up getting fucked by 15+ guys, some of them went for round 2
U do sounding? That peehole looks used
>>711604326
i'm pretty sure you're looking at her clit not her urethra...
you cant see her urethra in that pic
>>711604110
I'd love to watch 4 or 5 niggers break into your house and rape you
>>711603213
>Fat with small tits
Hello Lena Dunham!
timestamp saying "KM/780" or gtfo
>>711604441
Hmm must be my eyes then
>>711604492
i am a virgin but i am trying to lose my virginity and black guys seem to be the way to go. i am attracted to them too
>>711604441
the clit and urethra are the same shit virgin get laid sometime
>>711604110
I'm sure you'd like it. Every evening you would be hooded and tied spread-eagled, and edged with a vibrator to keep you aroused and wet. Then the dorm, and whoever's over, take turns to fill your mouth and pussy with their cum.
>>711604630
yeah it sucks, i wish they were bigger.
lena dunham sucks too.
Give me your kik. I love fat chicks
>>711603213
I'm afraid I'm too much of a xenophile to really 'use' you in any meaningful manner.
Not that I would not do it, I'm do virgin I'd fuck anything by now.
>>711604763
kek
>>711604701
You should do the right thing and kill yourself.
>>711604318
Did she want to repeat it?
>>711604849
i think about it but i dont think i could ever do it.
>>711603213
>how would you use me, /b/?
As ballast.
>>711603213
from?
>>711604110
I'd eat that perfect little pussy till you cum, then I'd fuck it and cum deep inside you, rinse and repeat until it's time to fill up that asshole you're hiding with my cum.
why do people pretend this is attractive?
Shampoo bottle in pussy now. Gotta get use to those black cocks somehow
I'd fuck you every Wednesday. Can't monday it's my night to cook, and tuesday we go visit your mother. But wednesday, we'd make sweet weekly love
would b use her too? wwyd?
>>711603213
only one tits demand
may 4chan be buried in ads
it would be a mercy killing
i'd lean in for the kiss and then blow as hard as i could into your mouth. then i would run away giggling.
>>711605228
Fuck her until my dick looked like pepperami
>>711605228
>chubby redhead
Hell yes! I'd pound her all night!
>>711604701
Then you should lose it to a few of them. Your body is the type that needs a train run on it. Let them text their friends too knowing free pussy is available. Then they can come over and have a go too
>>711604914
Yeah she loved it
>>711605228
>>711605456
>>711605480
you going to make her swallow your cum or do you have other ideas? is she just for you or do you tie her up and let your friends gangrape her?
>>711605573
that's probably the only way i'd be able to lose it anyway
>>711605694
Make your own thread.
>>711603213
You have beautiful body, love yourself... Its wrong what you doing dear
>>711605741
I disagree. Can we get a shot of your mouth open, with your tongue sticking out, ready to accept a cock? You'd be a real prize, if this ends up looking good.
>>711605694
She'd be all mine, chained up in my room. I'd train her to be the perfect little whore, give her aphrodisiacs and shit, and then once I'm done I'd sell her to the highest bidder.
>>711605694
those are so suckable
>>711605967
Plz. This
>>711605927
>You have beautiful body, love yourself... Its wrong what you doing dear
lol
>>711605741
Get a bit more self-confidence and flirt a little. There are plenty of guys who like your body type, if you bother to look, you only need one of them..
>>711605228
>>711605694
Would tape a vibe to a stool and have her ride it while sucking my cock, until she orgasms with my cock in her mouth. Then bend her over and fuck her pussy.
>>711604110
another pic.
>>711606043
>give her aphrodisiacs and shit
>>71160411
Depends how long it would take me to shovel your fucking rolls out of the way
>>711606226
well, i had a date with a landwhale, kinda cute. I was gonna fuck her, but when we were kissing i noticed she had FUCKING HAIR GROWIN ON HER FACE AND HER TOES.
>the turnoff was real
>virgin anon stills virgin
>>711606321
I would totally fuck you, if you are atleast kinda cute
>>711606444
all humans have hair on their face and toes, get over yourself
>>711605741
So what's stopping you from setting it up? You need a good fucking. If you were my gf I'd rent you out to my friends and landlord
>>711605967
i dont want to post any part of my face, sorry. but i do often fantasize about sucking dick
>>711606444
Keep digging, anon. When landwhales are told they're ugly they often turn slobby, but a lot do look after themselves, and they're usually awesome fucks.
>>711606665
>If you were my gf I'd rent you out to my friends and landlord
except no one would want to fuck her, so you'd make no money
>>711603213
id make you suck every last drop of cum out of me . then id spank you raw for thinking i would put my cock inside your vagina . finally when you start sucking me hard again I would shove it all the way up your ass and make you squeal
>>711603213
stop a runaway train
>>711606669
If you keep your nose and eyes out you'll be fine, anon.
Timestamp or gtfo
>>711606760
cringey
>>711606732
Maybe rent was the wrong word. Share is probably more accurate. It wouldn't be about money, just about getting her virgin body fucked by a lot of cocks
>>711603213
as a table. get you naked and on all 4's . let my buddies do whatever . id personally set my beer on you and the chip and dip bowls. im sure someone would fuck your face while someome plows you from behind . who knows . maybe we will just put out cigars on you
>>711606893
if shes fucked by a lot of cocks she wouldnt be a virgin
>>711606686
yeah, I'm sure about it. If she did look after herself, and maybe get that hair out that would have been completly legit for me. But no, the hair was a big turnoff.
I'm now trying to meetup witha 18yo 1,50 loli. Wish me luck
>>711606850
you likey
>>711603213
8/10 would fuck the shit out of you
>>711606669
can we see a full frontal atleast ~anon-chan?
>>711607072
agree
>>711607017
loli babyface or /egl/ loli?
>>711607004
Yes but she's a virgin now brah
>>711604998
Dont do it ! Why care for some punks on the web
>>711607335
she has some tits, but she is so cute, like a little girl. she still 1,50m, so it's some loli. I dunno what you mean with /egl/
>>711605927
Kudos to this one
>>711603213
I'd blindfold you, tie you up so tightly that you can't so much as squirm, and then I'd start to experiment to try and figure out what makes you cum hardest. Some slapping, hair yanks, things of that nature. Maybe I'll choke you with a knee on your chest to make breathing extra difficult while I see how many fingers I can put in you before you squeal, maybe I'll just grope you while I do it.
You'd be a sopping wet quivering mess on the floor long before my pants even come off
>>711603213
Do you like to be hurt fatty? Are you into pain?
>>711607556
Overlapping terminology, nvm. That's great, anon, I hope it works out.
>>711607595
i have a low pain tolerance and i cry easily tbh
>>711606983
i find stuff like this hot in theory but i know once i do have sex it will probably be very vanilla haha
>>711603213
I'd fuck you til my dick bleeds...
>>711603385
>>711603385
top kek
>>711603213
imagine how her pussy smells///
>>711607793
Give a bit of kinkiness a go, it's hot once you try it.
Moar pics
>>711607772
Thank you, based anon. Also i'm a little worried about it cause she is a kissless virgin. kek. Atleast have been with some girls, not fucked but did something.
>>711607793
OP rather look for help, get a dating app and stop listen to some dumbfuck garage fucks with no life at all.
>>711608092
I have been*
>>711608121
This. Just get tinder, even a girl like you can choose who to fuck there.
>>711608092
Treat her delicately, then, take it slow and earn her trust. Then corrupt her. I was able to turn vanilla inexperienced girl into a confident sub that way, and we couldn't be happier.
>>711608277
Thank you for the advice!
>>711607793
Can we see pussy upclose? Not spread version.
>>711603213
I would decided to fuck every hole in your body EVERY HOLE!
>>711608040
Like a Norwegian's lunchbox. All fermented seal blubber and rollmop herring in vinegar
>>711608079
>>711608693
Ever stuck something up that cute ass?
i would love you till your heart explodes 8)
>>711608693
Pussy upclose please. Not spread. I wanna enjoy it's beauty.
>>711608693
Thank you, anon. Hot from all angles.
>>711607379
Yes, the world needs more morbidly obese mudsharks.
>>711608827
Id stick my hard cock up it.
>>711608952
>loving Amy woman
Biggest mistake a man can make. Don't let the Jews fool you
>>711609105
this
>>711609679
My ex-wife's name is Amy, so this comment induced multiple keks.
>>711609922
>>711608277
>>711607566
>>711607333
>>711606444
checked
>>711609105
Please
>>711609922
Why ex-wife anon? What went wrong? Come home early to her getting fucked?
>>711609105
Yeah OP, give us some more fap material.
here's a gif for you
>>711610383
No. She stayed out all night getting fucked. I hooked up with her because she was a slut and then knocked her up. Like a fucking chump, I "did the right thing" and shit away my future by marrying her.
>>711610569
Brilliant! Can u use something in that pussy as well?
>>711603213
I would lube up my pinky finger and slide it deep inside your urethra.
>>711603213
id make you wash my feet after work, and then we would work on you loosing your gag reflex, after which youd go and make me a sandwitch
id also hurt you when im frustrated, as stress relief
other than that i would fuck you a lot
>>711610963
how would you hurt me
>>711610569
You got what's app? :p I'd love to have a more one on one with your perfect ass :p
>>711611557
U into what simple slapping?
>>711611557
id grab soft parts of your body and squese them till you squeal, which means any part since youre all one soft lump of squesable flesh
id use my belt too, on your ass and thies, your tits and back, id choke you and bite you when we fuck, and if youve been realy stupid id cane your feet
the only important thing is that you can never ask 'why', youd have to explain it to yourself making it your fault
id never hurt your face, neck or forearms tho, youd get to go outside covered in bruises and no one would know
id also make you repeat the absurd notion that the pain you feel shows you how much i love you untill we both believe it
>>711610569
>>711608693
>>711606321
>>711605694
>>711605228
>>711604110
>>711603213
I would make you my fat petgirl. Have you crawl on all fours naked, Out in public. And if anybody wanted to fuck you i would let them.
>>711613449
Imagine this, But fatter.
>>711613449
Is definitely do this. It's what you OP. I'd take through the hood like that
>>711610569
Kik
maybe we can meet up?
>>711614198
Take you through the hood, And let you get gangbanged by 6 big black cocks. Fill up all of your holes with cum. Post more pictures.
>>711613449
I like that ideas as a fantasy I can't lie
>>711613449
would I wear a tail?
>>711615125
Yes, It would be a foxtail
>>711614468
>Post more pictures.
>>711603213
I wanna pay you to get on cam for me and I will pay you, I like dirty/perverted fucked up shit and I like dominating a girl and calling you my piggy
skype: [email protected]
>>711614468
the idea does turn me on
i've also had fantasies of being pissed on :/
>>711615788
Do some Degrading body writing.
>>711615788
can you show feet?
>>711616348
here:
>>711608693
>>711616239
nah idk why but that doesn't turn me on.
>>711616203
There would be plenty of me pissing on you. And you would only have one shower a week.
>>711616479
but i'd want to be clean for you :/
I wouldnt.
Because as a fat guy you wouldnt want me so why bother?e
>>711606321
God, with an asshole like that, i'd keep you all for myself, forget whoring you out in a college dorm.
>>711616529
You wouldn't have the chance to be clean, You would always be getting used.
bump?
>>711616902
But you could use me in the shower occasionally lol
>>711603213
How old are you OP?
>>711617828
Once a week. And you will have very limited time in there too.
>>711617828
Yeah, I think you'd be more sexy clean anyway, it's fun to get cleaned up after being dirty. ;)
>>711617974
Too old to be a virgin :(
Any chance we can get another pic of that body
>>711614468
I work in the hood already haha
>>711603213
11/10 would eat that ass so good and fuck you all night mm
>>711603213
Fat and average tits? Unfortunate combination.
fertilizer
>>711618458
How old is too old?
I'd make you walk naked to the roughest part of town showing off your pussy until men swarm and literally fuck every hole, make you jerk them and cum/piss on you after
>>711618458
would bang
>>711618458
>>711603213
snuggle fucking feeling your softness, and then put you in tights for around the house fucking.
would you like cowprint or black nylon.
any your opinions on fucking on a mountain top or in the forest?
>>711618916
25.
>>711603213
OP, I would make you my hucow, fucking you raw and tesing you like there was no tomorrow.
maybe make you breed with men like in>>711614468 and see what babies you can make
>>711619291
kik?
also, do you like reading lewd stories about what people would do to you? If you would Like, I could write some for you and either email or kik
>>711619291
In that case, I want photographic evidence of you lying on the grass or sidewalk outside, fully naked, legs spread wide with a handwritten sign saying "free pussy".
Do it right now baby and you'll end tonight full of cum and no longer a virgin, I promise
>>711603213
Shark Bait.
>>711619245
see this is what i'd actually like irl lol, gentle fucking and cuddling. but it's fun to fantasize
>>711615788
>>711605694
>>711605228
MFW her hair magically changes color
>>711603213
>>711604110
>>711610569
you need to be in this thread OP >>711618990
>>711619838
because two of those are someone another guy posted, not of me. the redhead is not me.
>>711619927
i have small tits though
>>711619837
we could fuck hard in the woods and get a nice meal after.
also, I would do my best to get those tits of yours bigger
>>711620028
but you have thick thighs and a fat ass.
We can work on your tits.
>>711619869
Nice! What do u normaly use to fuck urself with if ur feelin dirty?
>>711620038
>I would do my best to get those tits of yours bigger
how is that even possible?
>>711604110
>>711606321
think you can take one of these?
cause I think it would be fun to strectch you
>>711620291
actually pretty damn simple.
would you like info here, or a more referenable way, like a kik or email
>>711620316
oh lord is that modeled after a dog penis? why.
also no definitely not right now
>>711620291
food love and lots of suckling
>>711620516
yup
I think it would be a nice stretch goal. besides, I think you would sound super sweet moaning. most girls I know with your body type sound great, especially when cumming
>>711620470
haha you can just tell me here
>>711603213
>>711604110
holy shit, hey virgin anon. how are you hanging? you have sex yet?
>>711620516
Wanna show us how many fingers you can take inside you baby?
>>711620787
;p fine.
bottom of this hc thread
>>1016622
>>711620954
fugged link
hc/thread/1016622
>>711620792
haha still no :( i'm too nervous. i'm nervous that whoever i have sex with with be disgusted by me
>>711621230
hey, your're very doable and adorable. if you want, reactivate your kik from last time if you want to chat to boost your confidence. I still stand by what I said last back then
>>711621230
>>711621230
hey, your're very doable and adorable. if you want, reactivate your kik from last time if you want to chat to boost your confidence. I still stand by what I said back then
>>711617828
Post pics for me to use right now
i would fuck the shit out of you, how old are you? >>711603213
>>711603213
i would plow you with my big dick until we were both raw then go take shower together and eat that pussy
>>711621872
+1
Also, where do you live?
>>711606893
Are your friends really that ugly?
I haven't gotten laid in a few months, but not even on my darkest day would I consider fucking any of the disgusting shit in this thread.
>>711603213
give me your kik girl
youre sexy as hell
>>711621230
no they wont be, they will be owerwhelmed and completely objectify you, a body like that can drive men crazy, the feel of it, the endless warm fleshy softness, the sight of all those curves piled up and bouncing, theres a reason people love and fetishize chubbyes like you, theres something deep and instinctive about it, sex with you is simply better
thats why you shoud make sure whoever you give yourself to deserves it
