Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711566876
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>711589743
Just realised that i was related to an INLA member
Related. My dad was Irish and I'm related to Dominic McGlinchey
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
>shitposter even said he was going to use Kyouko
Nice try
>>711590267
That really is Kyouko though.
yes i'm still alive...
>>711590267
>not using NS
711590267
t.shitposter
>>711589144
No I didn't, filthy liar
>>711590196
Bote
At least now I know not to wait so long before I delete them lol
>>711590465
When did you become yuno?
Claim
I dont even have a beard so how am i a neckbeard? lol o:
>>711590569
>makes fake thread
>baleets it
LOL ULTIMATE TROL LOLOL U GOT TROLLD
>>711589467
Its 7:30 am here. And its kinda meh. Days are too hot for kitchen work.
>>711590176
400px-小嶺幸.jpg
>>711590011
Haven't quite decided yet, going to be picking out all my classes soon and I'm not sure between Chemistry/Psychology or Religion.
>>711590076
Yeah, I really feel that GameFreak is going to surprise us with something big and unexpected when the game is released. I too have been trying to avoid as many spoilers as possible, but it's getting very hard because there are spoilers everywhere!
>>711590997
1051px-runes.jpg
>>711591240
Seriously, why do people don't have any patience? It's not even 1 week away anymore, if they want Pokémon so much, then they could just play Pokémon Uranium with the Nuzlocke Challenge on.
カラミチーマス
>>711591365
Great post! Well meme'd my friend.
>>711591780
well leeked :o
>>711591649
I can understand people wanting to play a new game as fast as possible, but what I don't understand, are the people who upload and watch those spoiler videos. It just seems pointless for someone to intentionally spoil a game that they have yet to play.
>>711591907
cheeki breeki leeki
What's everyone up to?
I'm watching some loli fightclub animu, it looks interesting
>>711592081
I don't understand it either. The only thing I'm watching are the official things.
And boy it is hard to stick to them. They already have the champion music uploaded and I'm super pissed about it. I think they even uploaded the name of the Champion.
>>711592339
I'm watching documentaries about the Sioux Wars.
Hi this is Mr. Cothran. The poster of the very first Waifu thread. Can any of us discuss the possibility of changing the format of these threads please?
>>711592659
I've literally had to avoid even clicking in the official stuff for fear that the thumbnails on related videos will spoil me. It's just gone completely out of hand.
>>711592811
Oh geez, I didn't think about that... Well, I just hope I'm not too much spoilered so far. I'm pretty good at forgetting stuff.
I plan to make a full Eevee team to beat the Champion with. It's gonna be fun.
>>711592675
>Sioux Wars.
whats that?
So do you guys actually think you're married to these cringey cartoons?
Shit posters killed Waifu
>>711593615
No internet community has ever died from to much shitposting.
>>711593086
>du spielst pokemon
>>711590600
I thought it said you
>>711593086
I love having gimmicky teams to fight the champion! In ORAS, I fought the elite for with only the ralts evolution line. Was hilarious having a level 50 ralts
>>711593311
maybe just a little or a lot
>>711593168
it's about how the American government forcibly "relocated" the Sioux Indians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>711593775
Ja, klar, jeder spielt Pokémon
>>711593877
Hah, that sounds like a lot of fun. Did you go through the trouble and catched a shiny?
>>711594121
Dude, this is old
>2013
Not that old actually I guess I first heard about it when it came out
>>711594350
You bet I did. Was stuck on route 2 for a week until I finally got my shiny female ralts. It always pays off in the end.
You big into shiny hunting?
>>711594579
102*
sorry, my bad
>>711592081
pls moor leeki
>>711593311
I am
Its not that i think I am
>>711593841
it didn't :o
Numbers of Shinies I got through all generations: 0
Not really, no. I maybe do it for a Ralts though since Gardevoir is my favourite Pokémon and a sinhy Mega Gardevoir is the equivalent of "you fucked with the wrong trainer"
>>711593877
Oh that is pretty interesting
Watching with someone or not?
For some reason I never really got any classes on that subject so I don't know a whole lot about it
>>711594865
man kann mittlerweile mit shiny chaining oder editions spezifischen methoden ziemlich einfach shinies bekommen
hatte selbst aber auch nur 1 echten zufälligen shiny
>>711594854
moor breeki leeki?
>>711594865
Shiny mega gardevoir is legitimately the best thing pokemon could have ever done for gardy. period.
She looks stunning!
>>711595013
Watching it with my cat, if that counts.
Yeah... America kinda likes to sweep the "embarrassing" moments of its history under the rug.
>>711594865
THE ONLY WILD SHINY I FOUND WAS A MANKY IN FIRE RED, I THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE MY POKEMOM EXTRA EXP SO I FAINTED IT
I have made a houndour in Y by the matsuda method
How are you Chara?
>>711595013
>>711595649
Ay there
>>711595490
Hab ich auch bemerkt. Aber man kann jeden Moment aus der Shiny Kette gebracht werden und sonstigen Müll. Ist trotzdem nicht einfach
>>711595649
She looks like a Domina who is protective of her Sub.
>You fucked with my Sub? I'm gonna fuck you up.
Even though we all know that Garde is the most gentle Pokémon there is
>>711595872
Ohoho, fucking hell.
If you befriend yourself with your Pokémon it gets more Exp. Insect type Pokémon need the least Exp
Trainer battles give more Exp
I think that's it
I'm sick. Catched a cold or something. Laid in bed the whole day, sleeping and only eat a yogurt with fruits
Daily reminder that the sailing era is the coolest era, pirates are the best and that a beard means you're the captain
>>711596420
>420
Oh yiss baby
>>711595649
yea sure, that counts, I bet she was your date as well.
Oh yea they love doing that, like the alien spaceship they shot down
>>711595872
'sup
>>711596420
nice digits
Y'all do realize everyone cringes at you and thinks you're all fat neckbeard virgins correct?
>>711596049
I was 9 and dumb
Oh no! I hope you get better
>>711596753
How are you?
>>711596823
They are though
>>711596996
Sure I'm getting better. Just have a cold, nothing serious.
>>711596488
Hello
>>711596996
Didn't we play league together like yesterday?
I mean I am well but we talk all the time lol
What are you up to?
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
>>711597572
Hey
>>711597640
Mr Cothran!! It's Ethan! You taught me in 9th grade! You're the one who introduced me to these threads! Remember that time you kicked me out of class for screaming at everyone for using a phone like a normie?
>>711597744
Yo
>can we stop now
>>711597973
Well honestly it happens on a daily basis every class period, you see I'm still teaching autistic children in special Ed and this seems to be something that triggers their freak-outs.
Oh shit, no more Garde...
>>711597429
Oh that's good
>>711597582
Yeah, but I haven't talked to you today yet!
Anything happen today?
>>711598108
Howdy
>Sure
>>711595872
Hey hey hey hey~
>>711596049
Kek, this image really follows your interpretation of shiny gard
>>711596753
wow... stooping low ;-;
>>711598841
Exactly! That's what I'm talking about!
But we all know Gard would create a black hole to save you from any and all danger.
>>711598270
How's it going?
>>711598955
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario
>>711599280
O ffs. This is why I stop coming here
>>711599034
I love how gardy is supposed to be all happy and gentle, but the moment someone threatens her trainer... BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!!!!!
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
>>711598841
YOU LIVE!
>>711598955
How are you?
>>711599668
I am like memes.
Memes never die.
>>711599668
I'm fine.
And ya? How did all turn up in the end for ya?
>>711599064
I can't tell if you're actually asking or saying another greeting
>>711599591
I just wonder if Garde would create a black hole to save you from one of those people
http://orig11.deviantart.net/434b/f/2014/192/5/5/gardevoir_by_randowis-d7q6uhv.jpg
>>711598955
hey rainforest <3
>>711600412
Hey hon. How are ya?
>>711600209
Saved
>>711600196
actually asking
>>711599879
Good to hear
>>711599940
Still haven't heard back from him...
If he doesn't respond by next week I'm giving up on him
>>711600209
Kek, that is amazing. I love their faces as they just disappear into the black hole.
>>711600655
So, what have you been up to? Studying?
>>711600621
is there a frame missing?
>>711600655
Isn't next week a really fucking long time? Anyways, remember what I told ya. If he gets online and dont even reads and answer your message, he's not worthy
>>711600621
I don't know. I just updated to windows 10 and my hard drive isn't being recognised so im trying to fix it. How are you?
>>711600573
I'd say you check out Randowis, he always makes stupidly funny comics like that.
>>711600845
Not just you. He makes amazing faces.
The more I think about it, the more I think I'm gonna raise a shiny Gardevoir with good IVs and EVs just so I can play against my brother... and I'll just say "I'll only take one Pokémon against your entire team."
>>711600845
Yep.
>>711600896
I don't think I can check that on Android's texting
>>711601126
But that would be mean. I would do the same, but still.
>>711600851
Don't think so?
>>711601034
Uh oh. You can still boot into Windows though, right? Does it show up in BIOS?
The Brazilian GP was quite something, wasn't it?
And that fucker from Holland was 200% Madman. From 15th to 3rd.
>>711601126
I'll look after it. I just find this kind of pose really cute.
>>711601306
Well it's not my fault you're using an inferior messaging app. Try WhatsApp or Telegram idk.
>>711601373
I meant my external hard drive. It has loads of stuff on it but i think i might have to format it
>>711601306
Well, he always wants me to play with fewer Pokémon than he has... So then I can definitely play with just one Pokémon and wreck his shit
>>711601473
I see, wait you mean the comic or the picture of my waifu?
>>711601806
You don't have another machine to put the data on when you format it?
>>711601126
Do it!
>>711601306
Did you finish the write up for that lab?
>>711601473
Fair enough
>>711601907
Fuck him up
>>711601961
No. My other pc's power supply broke
>>711602111
>>711601907
Randowis
Fuck your waifu. She's trash. All the Waifus besides mine are trash. And Karen, 'cause I don't slip on the dish I ate.
>>711602111
But seriously, one week is way too much time. I'd say that tomorrow's sunset is a good enough deadline
>>711602070
That's a beautiful picture.
>Shiny Mega Gardevoir with perfect IV and EV
It's going to be amazing. And I'll hate it raising so much
>>711602111
Trips confirm
>>711602345
You clearly know nothing of waifus you shit
Hold me!
>>711602182
>wew.
No access to cloud storage? It would suck to lose everything on the external.
>>711600573
i'm good, just chilling with my family.
How are you?
>>711602545
*holds*
>>711602070
Oh yeah, that was a while ago. The main thing is my exams are next week, mostly tomorrow
>>711602203
Oh shit, I didnt even notice
>>711602345
Sounds better
>>711602461
Just do it
>When you forget a new episode of RWBY is out, but you start a raid
>>711603003
What kind of raid?
>>711602752
Gomen
>>711603199
A destiny raid
It's going to take far longer than it should
>>711602692
No. And even if i did i wouldn't be able to upload the files since windows doesn't see the drive. I think i might make a virtual machine and find a way to save the files there, then format the drive and get the files from the virtual machine back onto the drive
>>711603486
Hi ahri
>>711602461
Fuck ya
>>711602752
Fine. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are holidays so everything is good.
>>711602850
Fgts aren't that different from women after all
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
Can someone honestly just have a conversation with me about this? The stress from work is dissolving my marriage
>>711604157
No u
>>711602850
I'm going to do it!
>>711603486
oh... there's a new season rwby out? Nice, I should check it out
>>711603003
It didn't come out...
Just a world of remnant
>>711604157
I guess so
>>711604364
HELLA
It's pretty good, you should
>>711604364
No You
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
Please guys can someone reasonsvle just speak to me so we can negotiate something? What do I have to do to get someone to take me seriously?
Any thoughts?
>Yuiko
>>711604364
There is, it's pretty good
>>711604476
REEEEEE
Hey guys. This is Mr. Cothran. I work as a special Ed teacher at my local high school. I've been teaching autistic kids for the last 13 years or so, when I discovered this website. Most of my students were avid fans of anime. After I caught a few of them masturbating to anime characters in the back of the classroom, I had to come up with a plan to keep them calm. I started creating these threads, and sitting them in front of the classroom computers. Soon enough, all of my autistic students became completely obsessed with these threads, and I've had to make them one after another for all these years. I would appreciate if everyone who is not my student wouldn't post here because it has been causing uproar in my classroom with the autistic kids shouting and screaming that their waifus were stolen, some have gone back to masturbating in the corner once again. Please save my classroom from being turned into a zoo again.
I will stop posting here if someone would just have a civil string of replies with me so we can work this out
>>711605039
I have an idea. Make it on /a/. That way it will still look like the same threads and we can have these threads on /b/
>>711604749
>modest mouse
das it mayne.
>>711605429
It won't work, one of my students tried and nearly broke a school property keyboard shouting something about newfags and normies because he was banned. I was thinking you guys could call these threads something else that won't show up in the catalog when my students type in "Waifu". It really is the only thing keeping them from behaving like completely autistic animals and the stress is causing me to drink a fifth of brandy every day upon coming home. Sheila says I'm getting bitter and depressing. It's gotten to the point where I masturbate during cold showers rather than make love with my wife. Please help me 4chan
>>711605745
Use a different site? Use a filter to block out all other waifu threads?
>>711605745
Dude I always shit post in these threads and probably trigger your students into acting like autistic monkeys. Get a different job because I'm gonna keep doing this till you all completely abandon the board
>>711601806
Try using it with a different computer?
>>711606275
I'm the one who makes every thread. I'm asking you guys to stop posting here because my students freak out that their waifus have been stolen. Which is why I am suggesting starting your own threads using different words. Please 4chan
>>711605745
>>711606345
Samefag
>>711606474
You make every thread? Every single one?
>>711606439
I don't have one. My other computer's power supply broke
>>711606609
Yes I have to. I've been doing this for a very long time just to walk home with some sanity after school. I make every thread from mom-fri
>>711606735
So what about the threads I make? Do you actually make those aswell?
>>711606735
Sounds like you're more autistic than your students. I fucking hate these threads but now you've given me even more drive to spam them and trigger your autistic students so they start smearing shit on the walls like these fat weebs in this thread do
Shitposter still talking to himself?
It's worse than I thought
>>711606735
>>711606879
I think the spammers going crazy, he's started to talk to himself. Actually he's been doing that since he first came here
>>711605617
Welcome to the echo chamber.
>>711606812
Mon-fri school weeks I haven't seen a single thread that wasn't made by me
>shit poster talks to him self
>still manages to derail thread
Man, as an outsider looking in this guy really knows what he's doing
>>711607324
That's weird then, i was sure i made threads. I must be going crazy.
>>711607448
Who are you talking to now? You really have gone crazy
711607448
Now he's talking about himself in 3rd person, this is bad, I think the threads broke him
>>711605617
Illya!
>>711606699
Well never mind then. My externall hdd broke a while ago and I lost all of my anime and movies.
What a sad bunch of people. Autistic ass virgins. I'm about to get off work and celebrate my birthday with my gf family and friends and get drunk as fuck and play some Xbox. What are y'all doing? Masturbating to your cartoon wives? Fucking pathetic. I hope the high school retard wrangler goes insane from having to deal with the likes of you
>>711607448
implying these threads have rails to begin with.
>>711607678
That's bad. I have stuff that can't be replaced though and even if they could i can't be bothered to do it
Thread is dead. Dammit Eli why do you have to shit post every thread?
>>711607678
damn, that sucks. I still keep my old laptop around as an extra backup in case something happens with the external HD.
>>711608185
I'm the same way. I have stuff I can't really afford to lose, and if I do lose it, it's just gone. I've started backing things up to the cloud though
>>711608520
Same, my laptop is like my 2nd (3rd? I use Google Drive) backup
Hoping for this place to get intresting is like waiting for Chara to not be cancer.
Is impossible.
>>711608793
>>711608793
Shouldn't you be sleeping? Don't you have classes tomorrow?
>>711608789
I lost all my stuff once as well, lesson learned. At the same time you also realize that there's sometimes a bunch of stuff that was just there- not as important or useful as you thought it was before.
Google Drive is quite handy.
>>711609093
I just woke up.
Claimu!
Anything interesting happen while i slept?
>>711609371
My resume and letters of recommendations are on it
>>711609422
I don't think that's Chen...
>>711609925
Is not. Is Luna.
>>711609093
>Sleep
>>711610473
I like sleeping.
Well, this is boring.
>>711608793
Hey
>>711610673
It's a sign of weakness :^)
>>711611163
I can't deny that. What if I like sleeping, have the time to do so but my body doesn't want to sleep as much as I want?
>>711611447
That's still weakness
.
Make America comfy again
>>711613614
MACA
>>711613614
Day 5 of anti-Trump protests here, but the crowds have gone from hundreds to a few dozen at most.
Can't deny that it's a comfy evening here though.
Claim
MFW this thread has been up for 4 hours
>>711613940
>>711614133
Well I was off work today I just kind of slept all day. Going to meet up a friend here for a little while for his birthday. Super comfy
>>711615374
Sleep warm and well.
>>711615374
goodnight
>>711615221
Chat groups are amazing at containment.
FOUR FUCKING HOURS
>>711613614
Hey Mavis
>>711615353
Not a bad thing, sometimes you just wanna sleep and not much else. More so if it's been a busy week at work.
>>711615374
'Night.
My waifu is obscure but I'll claim her just in case.
>>711615374
Good night Kyoukutie
>>711615614
Contain me
>>711616020
She's pretty cute but the pic made me do a double take
>>711616282
Really testing your boundaries when it comes to gauging looks it seems.
Some fucking retards are shooting off fireworks for some reason
>>711616020
I assume you're not going to sauce us on her. She is cute tho.
>>711616042
Here: https://discord.gg/EP5kS
>>711617017
Probably just testing out some stuff they just bought.
make me elitist miku
>>711616948
?
>>711617152
That's not a reason
>>711617088
Invalid ;o
I was afraid to click that
>>711617262
Yeah it is, they bought some fireworks for maybe an occasion. And they're testing off a few of them.
>>711617246
You don't shittalk newfags enough to be elite.
>>711617343
So you do want to join my super sikret personal discord?
>>711617262
>>711617395
That and test puns
>>711617395
Who buys fireworks in the middle of November?
>>711617724
Ree
>>711617699
Is that what it is? I was curious as to what channel you linked. Figured it was the loli discord that people toss around in here when people ask for discord links kek
>>711616282
>>711617088
She's even cuter in the game.
>>711617846
Its pretty legit
>>711617802
>Who buys fireworks in the middle of November?
How should I know that, ask the people who are setting them off.
>>711617802
Don't like "Ree" myself, I'd give it a test run if I wanted to though there's just not much point.
Hooray, I got one of three characters to max level
>>711617846
It's a discord room with just me and Chen, but in the last second I decided that I shouldn't give it away that easily.
>>711617893
What's the game like? Looks fun and blocky.
>>711618273
On what?
>>711617933
Wow, sign me up!
>>711618344
Well, you know how much I love Discord groups. So much that I'm in every single Discord ever made for /waifu/
I can't have my entranced barred from this one!
>>711617893
9/10 would give warm hugs
>>711617966
I'm not walking around my neighborhood like a dumbass just find oy who it is and say "Why do you have fireworks its November lol"
Ree again
>>711618523
You're not in my discord group
>>711618523
not in Cirno's.
>>711618523
I should invite Esdeath as well to make your stay more heartwarming.
https://a.pomf.cat/lnbjll.jpg
>>711618626
Well of course you're not, you asked me a rhetorical I couldn't really give an answer to. That's the best one.
Just take a lucky guess and assume you have McDonald's mascots as neighbors.
>>711618344
>What's the game like?
Easy going RPG where you raise your stats by training, do a lot of crafting and follow an interesting plot with many side characters having their own story lines(reminded me of dark souls). All actions take time and you have 100 days - the outcome depends on what you've done during that time, there's 9 endings. You can continue playing after some endings. And there's also a second game.