AMA. I'm a 23 white nobody riding a greyhound bus to NYC
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AMA. I'm a 23 white nobody riding a greyhound bus to NYC with only 30 dollars to my name. I have no housing prospects or job prospects. How fucked am I? I'm 12 hours away and shitting bricks.
K.
>>711563669
It could work out but more than likely won't.
Why the fuck did you do that?
>>711563669
NYCfag here, too. You'll fit in. Dollar pizza all over the place downtown manhattan should last you a little less than a month. You can eat and drink free water until you find a job and last resort you just beg like all the other begfags here.
You're going to a very expensive city with...really nothing but $30. What do you plan to do?
>>711563669
you are super fucked dude, why the fuck would you do that?
>>711564024
are you ill? the only expensive part of nyc is housing.
>>711564024
vote hillary and get free shit
wait...
>>711564179
>considers being homeless normal
Do you have any skills or talents?
>>711564179
>the only expensive part of nyc is housing
You've never been to NYC.
>>711564179
I trust he wants to live somewhere other than under an overpass.
>>711564188
Well, that billionaire's not working out for him.
Dude post on Craigslist and offer that ass up. Maybe an older guy will take you in
>>711564347
lived here for 14 years. food is cheap as shit. I've seen homeless people get by here their whole lives just on beg money.
>>711564534
You've lived in coon town then.
OP, you would've had an easier time in California. Plus, you wouldn't be cold as fuck. Winter is coming up, good fucking luck surviving outside.
>>711563862
Well... I moved around for a while and ended up crashing with my estranged dad in some buttfuck town in alabama. There were inbreds and degenerates everywhere and we lived in the middle of nowhrere. It was killing me mentally. I figured that being homeless in NYC is better than living in buttfuck nowhere in alabama. Going to nyc was something I've dreamt of as a child so.. Here I am. Following my dream.
>>711563669
It´s not as bad as the other anons telling you, you are fucked. Go to a homeless shelter. Look for one as soon as you can since they stop giving new people passes at around 3 PM. They may still let you sleep in there under some conditions. They´ll feed you and offer you some blue collar work. You will also go to sleep early and wake up early so if you´re one of us you are fucked in that front. Don´t worry and have fun. I plan to do the same but with over 10K to my name after I go to the next Olympics.
>>711564637
this
this homeless people literally collect news papers and garbage bags to construct 20 jackets and pants to wear for sleeping outside. You might as well just kill yourself it will be nicer than hypothermia.
>>711564642
probably not. you're going to get fucked for money at some point being a white homeless dude
>>711564245
kek'd
>People saying ny is cheap
Literal niggers
OP why not go to Detroit? There's houses there you can buy for $30.
>>711564260
Well I'm well spoken, tall, semi attractive and white. My prospects aren't awful I guess.
>>711564637
Winter is coming.
He's fucked.
Guys. It's starting to hit me. What the fuck have I done. I'm in north carolina right now. Holy shit I feel like I just committed suicide. Shiiiiiiiit.
>tfw 22 year old nyc native paying rent on a part time 20k salary
>>711565341
well yeah, you dumb idiot.
>>711563669
hope you brought a coat idiot
>>711565341
Just go with it. Don´t worry. You will be fine.
>>711565341
>Only had $30 to his name
>Didn't try to fix his life, get a job or obtain a skillset that would make him valuable
>Decided to spend all his remaining money on a one way ticket to one of the most difficult and expensive cities on the planet
Oh no shit? You think you made a bad decision?
maybe I should look for an old gay guy to take me in. I think that might be my best chance. I'll try the shelter if that doesn't work.
>>711565549
Not everyone wants to live in coon town there Jamal.
>>711565673
>coon town
>Astoria
>>711565729
>Queens
>Not coon town
>>711564642
It's winter. Why not wait for summer so you can sleep in the parks for free?
>>711563669
Nothing to your name and trying to make it big in the city? Why it's the American Dream, OP, just roll with it and who knows, you might be president some day.
>>711565802
>not being from Queens
Op you want a dope job?
>>711565810
It was an impulse decision. I could always sleep in the subway I guess.
>>711565810
Omg hahahah this one got me
>>711565980
Yes. I'd rather not sell my body to old gay dudes or panhandle.
>>711563669
Dont worry, down in 2nd Ave / E 25th there is a collectivist group that helps poorfags who come to the Big Apple lacking the "basic 3" (which is home, money and talent). You'll be in a Bernie Sanders cheer squad in no time, and maybe you can find a good place as a manspreading/fartrape/safespace couselor.
>>711566158
Boom raped.
>>711565341
Wow, so many niggers. I'm so grateful there are no niggers in my town. What's it like?
Holy fuck these bathrooms are fucked up.
>>711566158
Cool, and don't worry I got you. I work for a company that travels around and maps out commercial realestate. We get per diem, housing, and cars. I'll hook a /b/ro up. Email me at tobydyllans@gmail if you wanna talk logistics
>>711563669
did you bring a pair of timbs?
>>711566321
This guy will rape you.
>>711566298
I'm not joking that is literally a rape setup
>>711566320
hah just wait til you get to pabt
You are retarded anon. Alabama hick town will always be better than homeless in frozen NY. Its predicted to be one of the worst winters since snow apocalypse 2012.
>>711566321
Don't listen to this dude. I tried to get his help and ended up in a bathtub full of ice, with a scar where my kidney was..
>>711565656
Go to a nearby mosque, they wil take you in. Continue your study to get a Job, and look into some illegal work(selling weed, fake brand clothing,etc) to increase your money supply.
>>711564179
LOL tell that to my 8 dollar beer
>>711567011
the mosque down the street wouldnt take me in cause i'm latino
Sup OP
I was in your position a year or so ago. Good fucking luck. Winter is going to fuck you in the ass, so you better see if you can find a Goodwill or something anywhere on the way to NYC. Buy coats, long sleeves, anything you can get for cheap as fuck. Explain your situation and how you're terrified and they might cut you a deal too.
I got back on my feet by reselling clothes. Supreme mostly. I remember begging for days and days to get enough money to buy a single Supreme shirt, and I proceeded to sell it for 4x what I paid. Rinse and repeat and before I knew it, I had an apartment in NYC that I could afford, as well as money for food.
If you can't find a job you're borderline fucked. Try the supreme thing, it's worth a shot. Good luck buddy, you'll need it.
>>711567033
believe it or not theres still stores that sell cheap shit. not everyone pays williamsburg hipster douche craft beer prices
>>711567033
Where do you stay? I've been to long island, yonkers, amityville, wainscott, nowhere had beer for more than 4
>>711567167
nothing fancy. i'm talking about manhattan bar price
>>711567119
>I proceeded to sell it for 4x what I paid
To who? Why wouldn't they just get it from the same place you did?
>>711567243
thats fucking bar prices in every big city. I doubt OP is going to be hitting the clubs in the meatpacking district and not getting cheap shit in bronx discount stores.
>>711567080
They took me in, and i'm latino as well. Just make sure you don't have any alcohol/drugs on you(goes for church as well). Do you have any family relatives in nyc?
>>711567387
I wasnt talking to OP nerd
>>711567429
where? i'm from NYC. ive visited two and they stop speaking english. inb4 i'm unbearable because i have a full time office job
then you hijacked the reply chain from >>711564024
>>711567247
Supreme clothes sell out. Hundreds and hundreds of people wait in line for days at a time and still might not get anything. I bought the shirt, walked outside, and before I was 50 feet from the store someone had offered $250 cash and of course I took it.
>>711563669
I'm sure you can make some good cash by sucking cock.
>>711567547
i'm sitting on a huge collection lol. WTAPS stuff, Neighborhood, all three original blazers mint size 9, all the TNFS, a ton of shit throughout the seasons. its gonna peak in a few years and im chillin
>>711567547
Smart guy. Well played.
to all the comments about our impending winter; you guys do know we have must-shelter laws and the street homeless are the ones who just don't want to be in the shelters?
even if they kick out during the day unless OP is severely mentally ill he should be at least able to dress decent enough to not get kicked out of places like the library or starbucks during the day
Stop now! I predict you will die in NYC.
the image I have is that you will be stabbed while sleeping.
call me for a tarot reading or to find a place to safely stay in nyc: 4zero86zero384six3
You need to get a girlfriend ASAP OP, shack up.
Op here.. On a positive note.. Is NYC everything it's cracked up to be? Is it going to blow my mind and fill me with good feels?
>>711568243
Not for poor people it's not. Sorry.
>>711568243
some would say its 50 50 but its not. the shit is in your face more times than not. so many people but you will struggle to find yours. don't rely on the first friend you meet.
>>711568243
the novelty wears off quick. especially if you can't afford it
>>711568243
Londonfag here, I've seen countless people move to the city from the sticks full of optimism and dreams. 6 months later they're living in a box room in an area surrounded by niggers with utterly defeated looks on their faces.
>>711568348
>>711568447
>>711568536
Well.. Shit. At least the first night will ptopbably be really awe inspiring and dreamy and all that good shit. Well at least I have realistic expectations now.
>>711569047
*probably
Is time square pretty safe? That's where I get off.
>>711568804
Moving to London if you're poor or from the far north is bloody stupid.
>>711569258
As soon as you get off no less than 10 pairs of beady eyes will have sized you up in seconds as a naive out of town kid and will be working out what to do with you. Try acting like you make the trip all the time. Look bored.
>>711569258
Times Square is fucking awful
You'll be safe, it's just such a clusterfuck
Head uptown or downtown. I'd just uptown because that's where I live and I personally prefer it, but your call.
>>711565729
Astoria full of niggers there, CGeorge
>>711569258
You have any interest in seeing Dr. Strange? I've got two free vouchers and nothing else to do
Can't say I can help you much beyond that, but hey
>>711569258
stay under the 60s at night your problem could be other homeless
>>711569258
people wait around the stations for saps like you.
>>711569258
Homeless are going to be dicks once they notice you're not from NYC. Get inside somewhere for your first night.
If you have charisma get someone to start buying you drinks.
>>711569910
Um, sure. Considering all I've got is 30$, I probably won't have too much to do around town anyways.
>>711565341
OP is FUCKED.
1st time in NYC? OP IS DOUBLE FUCKED
Dont know the gangs, homeless, panhandlers, beggers lingo/modus operandi? OP IS DONE.
Good luck. You're set to faliure.
>>711570717
You've just got to turn that $30 into $60
Given the 10%/decade which is guaranteed of the stock market, that should take you...35 years.
>>711569047
Yeah, it will be pretty awe inspiring if you survive the first night
>>711565341
try asking strangers what to do. there are good people out there, maybe someone will offer you some help. don't listen to 4chan fucktards, they've never been outside their mothers basement
You are fucked. What is your plan?
Turn around and go home.
Find a job, and save up some money, somewhere between 3-5k. In the meantime, try to actually make some contacts in New York. Places to stay, jobs, etc.
Op, just get off the bus in Baltimore, your chances aren't much better, but at least it isn't quite as cold as NYC.
Buy cigarettes with money before you get there. Sell cigs on street tripple your funds.
>>711572033
It's too late man. I used all my money on this ticket. There's no going back now. I'm going into the danger zone. I'll be pretty content with just not dying tbh. It'll be okay.
>>711572386
have fun while you can mate
>>711572386
>going to nyc with no cash
>doesn't know anyone there
>winter about to hit hard
>head to dollar tree
>buy $30 $1 toys
>head to tourist area
>toys for sale only $2 a piece
Buy some camping gear and book bag and hike up to upstate new york, and prepare to just live in the woods.
You'll be fine. And do you know why? Because you're a privileged WHITE MALE. Yeah, people will die on the streets of NYC this winter. BLACK people. But not you, you cisgender white male privileged silver spoon motherfucker.
>>711572386
sorry anon. i've never been in such situation cause i'm a spoilled daddy's girl. worst case scenario: you hitchhike home or sleep in shelter while trying to get a job next day
>>711572580
worth a shot. maybe try $5 worth first so you see if you are any good.
>>711563669
Buy some scrubs and sleep in hospital side rooms. Anyone passing will just think you're a junior doctor on a 50 hour week catching a nap. Swap rooms every few hours and hospitals every few days.
>>711572766
fuck you nigger
>>711572766
Check your dubs AND your privilege.
>>711572927
Typical cisgender white male response, it's always "nigger" or "faggot". Well I've got news for you, us faggot niggers are the future of America and you're going extinct/
>>711566317
niggers infest every aspect of this world
Day laborer at home depot?
Some guys would love to have at least 1 English speaker on their crew.
>>711573157
HAHAHAHAHA faggot nigger....man I actually feel bad for you
>>711568536
Yeah pretty much. It's fun and exciting to have all that energy and culture around you but after a while you just want some peace and quiet.
You kids will rage but living in a nice suburb really is the best of both worlds.
>>711573157
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>>711573511
>>711573157
sheesh, i know, he probably hasn't even chopped his penis off yet. at least let a black girl laugh at it publicly you entitled meat hoarder.
call any family member and ask for helo, like a normal human being. we all make mistakes
do you want to be homeless or beaten up in the streets of ny? swallow your pride and pls be safe,anon
>>711573581
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>>711573705
>>711573581
>get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger
Start a thread on 4chan in the hopes that some passionate loaded anon will spot you a few grand for 2 months rent.
>>711573759
>>get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger
>>711573759
>>>get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger
>>711573792
given that 4chan was sold last week to black businessman richard parsons, surely it should be you who is leaving
>>711573759
>>>>get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger
>>711572890
This sounds pretty genius. Would it actually work though? Have you done it?
Not OP just uh, asking for a friend
>>711573918
>>>>>get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger
if you walk to 48th st and 10th ave there is a homeless shelter
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>>711573905
>gets trolled so hard by 'str8 white boy privelege' post that starts spamming angrily and spastically
so many dumb fucking kids on /b/ these days
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>>711573511
Jesus. You're pretty bored there, huh?
>>711573918
>>>>>>get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger get out nigger
when does your phone expire?
>>711573792
You're being trolled, pleb
>>711568243
No. NYC is depressing as shit. You move there thinking of all the glitz and glamour, and a few months later you're paying 1k each per month with 5 roommates for a shoecloset.
I grew up in Queens (white kid in Corona park. Guess how well that went). Able to make enough $ to help parents send me to private high school, got into Upenn (west philly).
Now I'm in Boston. Everyone's a white hipster talking about their biggest problem is global warming or they didn't get enough guac on chipotle. Get used to that type of shit while you're piss poor.
>>711574136
yea i really am, nothing interesting on /b/ today
>>711574183
get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike
>>711574188
>Everyone's a white hipster talking about their biggest problem is global warming or they didn't get enough guac on chipotle
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate these cunts
>>711573993
Not tried it but can't see why it wouldn't work in a busy hospital.
>>711574183
>get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike
>>711574183
>>get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike
>>711574295
anyone else see lines on their screen?
>>711564642
Have you seen Midnight Cowboy? That's you right now.
>>711574183
>>>get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike get out kike
>>711572890
Buy some leaves and sleep on trees
I don't get why OP doesn't just get a no experience job like manual labor or bar work. Especially bar work, since that'll force you to be social leading to networking potential and maybe a better job. You'll be paid pennies but I'm sure there are plenty of shady parts of town where rent is also pennies. It's not a great existence but it beats sleeping on the streets.
I'd do it as soon as you get there though, while your clothes are still fresh and your hopes and dreams haven't whiled away to nothing.
Good luck
That sucks OP I'm at the same stage as you but I'm in Toronto and 20 I'm about to get kicked out soon or later. You're prolly gonna have to rob someone or go to jail which I'll prolly be in there soon.
>>711574486
get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot
>>711565341
File name. Reposting a image saved from 4chan. Fuck off.
>>711572890
>sleeping cozily in side room
>nurse runs in
>DOCTOR WE NEED YOU IT'S AN EMERGENCY
>groggily dragged to operating theatre
>performing surgery on a dying 15 year old girl
>get to check out her tits
>niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
>>711574486
>get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot
>>711574447
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my inductee group, and I’ve been involved in numerous esoteric rituals summoning dank memes and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in memetic warfare and I’m within the highest echelons of the Memetic Order. You are nothing to me but just another sacrificial pawn. I am actually the prophet of KEK Almighty. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this plane of existence, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. Praises be to KEK.
>>711574486
>>get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot get out moot
>>711574486
yeah diagonal ones
conspiracy
>>711563669
Looks like you have a history of making bad decisions, op. May be time to become an hero.
>>711569460
Plentiful jobs, much more rapid promotions in bigger business of which there are more of and the ease of gaining contacts. Yeah, stupid
>>711574754
alright im done
>>711574369
Surely no matter how big a workforce is, you'd at least recognize everyone you work with, and clock on to a total stranger. Even if you don't really take note, it wouldn't take more than a day before people start asking each other questions, leading to someone asking you who you are. And unless you're a class A bullshitter (and if you were, why aren't you in sales and making bank) I'm pretty sure they'd know you weren't meant to be there.
The question is, would you get arrested for trespassing, or just kicked out? If it's the latter, you can just go to the next hospital I suppose..
>>711574667
heh, i like the way you think anon
>>711574869
>a hero
>>711573335
This OP. Find out where the day laborers hang out and chill with them, they won't give you a hard time because they know you're just trying to make money like the rest of them. Back when I did construction we would stop by a parking lot that was frequented by those guys and pick up 2 or 3 of them for some grunt work. 10 bucks an hour and free lunch, it's a good gig.
>>711565341
DO NOT miss your stop. you will be stranded in god knows where. stay a wake.
>>711565549
Please tell me how
>>711566356
If not he's fucked
>>711566001
why not find the trump protests when you get there, then hit up on some ugly fat ezmode protest girl; pretend to cry, literally shake, etc. and get her to let you go home with her.
you might have to put up with eating some nasty cooch, but at least you'll be warm, and i guess the yeast infection would count as sustenance - maybe on some toast
hey OP I'll paypal/wire you some money, save your booty hole for a week.
Hmu contact info.
Rather drop chump change on you today than some steam giftings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA6bRiHZXJo yw
>>711575932
Have u considered making a charity strictly for saving other people's bootys?
#savetheholefoundation
Tip, look presentable. Try not to show how scared you actually are. Earn pennies and save your money. Hell you never know, the American dream might still be alive.
>>711575786
>maybe on toast
Kek
>>711576239
not specifically, I do my share of philanthropy but rather just give aide personally to folks or gift games here.
>>711575263
How new are you
>>711576448
glad you've found a way to help the needy in society by giving 14 year old middle class white boys with gaming pc's something to play
>>711572810
Tots with timestamp or GTFO
>>711576602
I try, I try.
no but I aim to gift to legit poorfags that are in the shits. first world problems, sure. whatever
>>711576765
>>711574505
>Have you seen Midnight Cowboy? That's you right now.
This.
>>711563669
You had better hope you are fine boipucci because the only other way you are going to make any money is by selling your kidneys.
OP people are paying trump protestors. I've seen ads for up to $35 an hour to sit and protest trump. I would get in on those for as long as you fucking can regardless of whatever your stupid ass views are.
just suck a few dicks and youll have yourself a breakfast and hey, maybe youll even find out you have a fetish for old man
Op here. This is my number, if anyone would like to help me out or shoot the shit. Or you can just call me a faggot, that's fine too
25one5nine79five10
>>711563669
Shame, i bet if you were a sand nigger and could barely speak english you would be given a home and thousands of dollars in welfare
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>>711564889
You know what, I'm from Michigan and have driven through Detroit a few times. This Anon is not that far off on the pricing for houses lol I've seen as cheap as 150-$350. Nigger infested hoods and the house is shit, but it's a house
>>711577873
I think he wants to live longer than a week.
Besides, there's no work there, right?
It's basically one huge ghetto, I've heard.
>>711563669
You have a mouth and an anus?, you'll do just fine.
OP, take any job you can, try not to die on your first night, find some sort of warmth, and last of all try to enjoy the city, people all over the world dream going there. Godspeed /b/ro
>>711563669
Convinced of his irresistible appeal to women, Texas dishwasher Joe Buck (Jon Voight) quits his job and heads for New York City, thinking he'll latch on to some rich dowager. New York, however, is not as hospitable as he imagined, and Joe soon finds himself living in an abandoned building with a Dickensian layabout named Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman). The two form a rough alliance, and together they kick-start Joe's hustling career just as Ratso's health begins to deteriorate.
(Don't worry, you'll pick up the sucking dick and taking ot up the ass quick)
>>711574754
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>711567011
The train, CJ. The train!
>>711578381
Yeah. I have a feeling the city is really going to pound me. I'll try not be too uptight about it. Sometimes you just have to grin and swallow it.
>>711563669
hey faggot OP..if this is true i feel for you..sooo when you get to the bus station get straight on to the number 7 train on the subway..make the trip to Flushing college point stop..get of and find college point boulevard ..theres a gas station with a appartment building ..
ask the guys at the station for Nick who lives in the apt next door..will set you up with work..and a shithole to live in ubtil you get your shit together,,no gay faggotry involved
>>711578793
this either gonna end well for OP or with a naked man eating his liver
>>711578928
i hate liver anon
>>711578928
Maybe both
>>711578793
OP, at this point this is probably your best option. Be careful out there.
OP - Show a picture of yourself.
>>711564179
Wow you're fucking stupid. Just getting to work costs me almost 20 between coffee paper and transportation
>>711578793
Anon if you're being serious.. You should text me something so I have your number. I posted it a few posts ago. It's the 251 number. It'd be pretty shit if I got lost and had no way of asking for directions.
>>711564179
Aren't cigarettes like 10 bucks a pack up there?
>>711564482
That girl is just... ew.
I could vomit. She is fucking hideous m8.
>>711579480
718 6613344 is my work number its a pizza place
Martiniello's..im there most of the time call there but im reluctant to give personall phone..
>>711578732
its 11 am in La and its 80 degrees, supposed to get to 86, you should have headed west
>>711580037
Alright, can't say I blame you. Well I'll probably try some alternatives first.. But if all else fails, I'll give you a call. Btw to be completely honest there will need to be at least a little faggotry for this to work. Nothing gay. Just a little genital rubbing.
>>711579686
haha you are like little baby
come to perth, where ciggies are 35 dollars a pack and a taxi ride from the airport is 50 fuckin dollars
>>711572386
No anon. It's not going to be ok. You have no idea what you're in for and probably will die or be raped by a bum. Native brooklynite here, you're so done
>>711580530
keep this option open..just tryina be helpful...and i WILL eat your liver if there is any faggotry involved
>>711580585
>come to Perth, everything is expensive!
great job convincing us you fucking idiot. sorry you live in a shithole.
>>711563669
suck dicks in the toilets at the port authority..ussually you can make up to 80-100 bucks a day
>>711564482
More of this girl please
>>711580868
>what is sarcasm
fuck up mong
>>711581175
I don't think OP wants to to get fucking killed
OP Give me an e-mail address to email you.
>>711580730
Fuck off m8. Homeless in new york are not all rapists and murderers lol.
OP's gonna end up making a living underneath the Queensboro bridge jerking off punks for fifteen dollars a man
>>711581346
how can you get killed sucking dicks???
by chocking?
>>711581847
thanks dog ill paypal you some money in a little bit
>>711581953
you da man yo
>>711581364
Actual op here
[email protected]
>>711581427
>Fuck off m8. Homeless in new york are not all rapists and murderers lol.
Well they don't all have to be for OP to get raped and murdered
>>711579733
>being this gaijin
>>711581520
I hope he doesn't run into Adam Eget
>>711574219
lol kys
>>711581703
is this a general question? if so then yes. yes you can choke on a dick and die. its how my uncle kicked the bucket, so i should know
>>711564642
You're a damn child dude. Call daddy and go back to Alabama, things will only turn ugly for you. You know nothing about the world clearly, you think things were ugly with a roof over your head in Alabama? Well you're about to be homeless in NYC. God damn dude....
Seriously, not trolling, go back.
>>711565341
Stay in nc it doesn't get as cold
OP how long till you get to NYC?
Yeah things might be rough for him for a bit. But to some degree i am jealous, not the gay stuff, but the just going and DOING. They say that in the end its the stuff you did not do, the missed opportunities. Bravo man, live life and all that shit!
Op will now have to suck dicks for food
Ok, TTYL /b/, I'm going down to the port authority so I can turn OP out when he gets here. Cute little cornbread, hee-haw ass, get yourself ready to do that stroll and get my money OP, or you gonna get a taste of these hands, I'm ambidextrous when it comes to slapping hoes, little ass punk bitch.
Lester tha Pimp
>>711563669
I support your decision to enter a new life, but I suggest rather going into the wilderness. Thats what I'll be doing in two years.
>>711563669
Why did you decide to go to one of the most expensive cities out there if you have no prospects? I think if I were in your boots I would have tried to do the Alaska fishing boat thing, or something that wouldn't leave me sucking dick for nickles which is where you're headed.
Just go to trump tower and tell them you're desperate for a job and will do anything, and that Mr. Trumps message inspired you. Couldn't hurt right? Besides it's no where but up from here...
>>711588119
Burn down Trump tower. At least you'll be a hero and someone will probably bail you out of prison.
>>711563669
>I'm a 23 white nobody riding a greyhound bus to NYC with only 30 dollars to my name
>I'm a 23 white nobody riding a greyhound bus to NYC
>I'm a 23 white
>NYC
Your not very smart are you? There are plenty of places in the south where your situation would be better, Jew york is a shithole move immediately.
>>711587631
>>711563669
should have moved to the midwest. plenty of low level jobs that will take any warm body and cheap housing and food.
Sleep in the airport. If worst comes to worst
>>711565341
North carolina is an ok stopping point could be better but its not bad, restart your life there.
>>711563669
Post up at the first glory hole you see and chug cock until you can afford a bus ticket back to where you came from.
>>711565836
I lived on Steinway St near the nrw(?)
So many coons and red dots
