Sup, /b/ I've got this massive callus on the side my my
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Sup, /b/
I've got this massive callus on the side my my big toe. If you guys have the attention span to roll until dubs, I'll saw it off with this dull swiss army knife I found on the sidewalk. Trips and I'll eat it
OP will deliver
>>711537192
Roll, cut it off!
>>711537332
Re-roll
>>711537192
I do not want to see that. So good bye.
>>711537192
do it regardless faggotttt
Can I roll dubs or trips for you not to eat it?
cut it off
>>711537568
I'll settle for not eating it if you can roll septs
roll
Rawl
That's disgusting but roll
Re roll
Rollllllllll
Dubs, and ,make me a fucking sammich.
rolling
Reroll.
>>711537884
Nig nog
Roll
>>711537192
Good god man. Don't saw it off, scrape it off. It's how I get rid of mine. Drag the knife blade over it like you're scratching a lottery ticket and it'll be gone in no time so long as the knife is sharp
Fuck this im out
>>711537192
Rowlin
I doubt if these fags are even couple of dubs
>>711538217
Re-roll
>>711538296
last time
call me daddy
>>711538278
>couple
you mean capable?
Ayeee wuddup
Eat that shit
cut that shit boi
Do it OP
Rolliiing
just use nail clippers
>>711538411 winner
>>711538411
WINRAR
lets get started!
>>711538411
WINRAR
>>711538411
OP better deliver
>>711538439
rolling
>>711538411
winrar do it pussy
>>711538411
>>711538502
>>711538519
I think we need trips for the munchies
trippss
>>711538502
i like where this is going
>>711538502
Good lord roll.
The new skin underneath kinda reminds me of how a snake looks when it sheds its old skin...
>>711538577
>>711538502
You sir are in dire need of a pumice stone.
You cleaning/sterilising the blade?
>>711538691
Dude, some lotion every now and then wouldn't kill you.
>>711538691
how much you weight op
>>711538691
Make it an offering to kek by eating it.
Going for trips
>>711538727
this is moar efficient. less mess.
>>711538874
240, 6ft flat. Could do with losing a few lbs, I lost mass but gained weight when I started working a job that requires physical labor all day
>>711538924
Do you skip other hygiene under the same principle ?
>>711538748
waste of time. i might wash the blade before my next food prep tho. if i feel like it
I got trips
>>711539101
nah, i shower at least once a week. a man's gotta have standards
>>711538727
do you own a pumice stone?
have you ever tried to bend to fuck over and pumice a small area like that with a pumice stone?
how long do you think it takes?
you're a fucking faggot. and don't lie because you've never pumiced anything in your very short life.
>>711539259
>shower at least once a week
You're either disgusting or European.
Last one alive lock the door!
>>711539457
at least once a week allows for a range of continuously showering every second of every day up to once every week. how fucking stupid are you?
>>711539101
>>711539290
>>711539457
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Give em' hell OP!
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
Get with the program!
EAT IT
If you know what's good for ya, you will run!
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
>>711540027
OWO
You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
whats this >>711540088
If I have to crack some skulls, I will.
Put some ketchup on it
America wins again!
And that is how you do it, men!
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
I got three words for you: U, S, A!
Rawl
This mission never even saw us coming!
Eat it with ketchup mate.
>>711540665
Ow shiet boi
>>711540760
Get em
>>711540665
so close
>>711537192
We know you are going to do it anyways so just show us.
Mission complete!
>>711538899
Not trips but double dubs
May I please have trips?
>>711540777
this was me
Roll
Eat it nigger
Never leave!
check em
dubbles here
I crap harder missions than this!
>>711540882
wrong thread nigger
>>711541028
it was wasted
Rollin' rolllin' rollin'
Eat it you degenerate
>>711541078
yeah, coulda been used for a much more noble cause like this thread
kek
That was a hell of a campaign, son!
>>711541112
Damn son
>>711541158
Get
We almost died on that hill! But dammit, we took it didn't we?
Boots on the ground, boys!
roll
>>711540977
get sawing anon
I impregnate children
Ready for active duty!
>>711541283
Been there done that, scroll up. I'll hang around for another 15 minutes or so waiting for trips. Don't have ketchup on hand, sorry
Come and get it, maggots!
.
Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots!
Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! Now put down those socks and let's get to work!
Trips already
War: what is it good for? Everything!
>>711541545
aww
War is hell! My kind of hell!
666 Trips get
ok srlsy
EAT IT
cry
Get
We will not lose again!
>>711541671
>>711541669
>>711541668
Fuckin hell boys at least we tried
777
I will not stand for losing!
Still trying
This losing streak ends here, ladies!
d
FUCKIN EAT IT
Eat that shit.
Roll
FUCKIN EAT IT FOR THE LOVE OF KEK
Stop lagging and start tagging, men!
Sigh
MY MAN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Plz get
Now.
I think op's gone.
Fuck this I'm out
Check em faggots!
This is impossible! I can't do it!
eat
The soldier left.
FUCKING EAT IT
>>711537192
giving up... done!
Rolling to eat the skin
Eat
>>711542296
Pls eat it.
My man
It's not that hard to roll trips.
>>711542605
apparently, it is
get
Roll?
trips xd
YOU be3tt033r d0 it 0p 0r i fuck ur mum xd
Eat it op fucking eat it
Eat it, you disgusting fat fuck. Ain't satisfied with normal food anymore, gotta eat yourself now.
delicious skin must be eaten
Eat that shit son
Eat it niglet
piss
dont eat it
Trips are too easy
Nut on it then eat it
yum yum tum tum
Eat it
>>711537192
roll
Checkem.dll
Fuck it may as well roll
Reroll
HHNNNNNGGGGG EAT IT
hey thats pretty good
>>711538019
Nigga he explicitly said the knife was dull
eat it with some soup
>>711538924
I used to be you and then did this:>>711538778
they never came back
eat that
>>711539078
>gained weight when I started working a job that requires physical labor
>physical labor
>gained weight
dafuq?
Do it
Roll
>>711544100 checkd
reroll
FUCK YES EAT IT FAGGOT
>>711545000
Winrar
>>711539457
whats the difference?
>>711545000
WINRAR
>>711545000
That was a newfags first trips just so you all know.
Thred is ded
>>711546134
Fuck op man. those were my first trips
>>711546941
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reroll
