YLYL
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YLYL
>1 ylyl thread
>page 10
ffs /b/
Fine I'll get us started
>>711534601
>ylyl thread
Ffs /b/
>>711534971
>a thread
FFS /b/
it's muggy out
>>711533480
I fuckin lost HARD I've watched that 5 times in a row and STILL laughing!
>>711534904
>>711535369
Lost
>Wake up at 9pm after a particularly exhausting Minecraft session
>tummy is making hungry noises
>navigate my way out of my room through the piles of weewee jugs and trash
>make my way downstairs, peek into the living room
>mummy and new daddy are doing a special backwards hug on the sofa like uncle phil showed me once
>new daddy is making funny sounds like a steam train
>don't care, hungry
>"MUMMY MAKE ME BREKKIE BREK"
>mummy screams, new daddy swears and nearly falls off the sofa like a silly
>says to mummy "why is that retard still living here, isn't he like 30"
>I don't like being called a retard
>not since the incident with the toddler in mcdonalds
>feel my inner wolf break loose
>let out a mighty howl and try to rip off my creeper hoodie
>not strong enough in my hunger-weakened state
>new daddy is laughing, I'll fucking show him
>pull down my crusty cargo shorts and grab my tingly tummy tendie
>"GOLDEN WHIRLWIND, GO GO GO"
>start spinning like a beyblade and weeing as hard as I can
>mummy is screaming and crying, new daddy swears even louder and tries to grab me
>dodge him with my veteran CS reflexes but fall because I'm dizzy from malnourishment
>new daddy gets me in a headlock and starts punching me in the tummy
>he doesn't know I've been saving a satisfying tendie-and-dew-fuelled doodie for later
>bum explodes like a fat man in fallout 3 (I don't play 4 because it doesn't have my waifu Moira)
>new daddy is covered in doodie, he looks like a swamp monster
>he lets go and starts vomiting
>mummy is on the phone, I think she's calling 911, new daddy is trying to make her put the phone down and shouting something about "the meth you dumb bitch"
>crawl to the kitchen, everything is spinning and I feel faint
>"MUMMY MAKE TENDIES" I manage to shout before blacking out
>wake up locked inside the basement bad-boy cage next to a plate of hot tendies
>new daddy is gone
>>711537414
he's coming to the realization that he has a math problem.
>>711536789
Anybody else play a hose sound in their everytime they read this?
>>711537135
fucking kek
>>711537637
omg so random xD
>>711537766
Absolute madman
>>711536789
already lost my sides are rioting
Check em
>>711538476
>>711537497
You fuckin crazy ass mothafucka
What's with all this unfunny facebook bullshit
fresh
>>711537908
Air came out of my nose
>>711534904
I haven't been to /b/ in months. First time back and I see the banana hasn't left. I am in no way surprised.
>>711538318
Lost
>>711538412
Really the only funny thing thus far
>cat got away
>>711538724
>when you put your first skillpoint in whirlwind attack
>>711536881
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>711537766
I'm in
>>711537497
oh my god, i remember posting this a few weeks ago and im pretty sure it was the first time this was posted, now im glad people are using it :>
>>711538474
>steel reserve
>2 entire dollars
you got fucking robbed mate. fucking bent over on the price.
>>711539553
2 bucks for sex AND booze? That's briddy gud
>>711539585
What game is that?
>>711539205
Shit his scap blew off.
>>711539660
its killyourselfaggot 2
>>711539660
Pretty sure it's Warcraft 2
>>711539585
Zoo Tycoon
>>711539781
Yep just verified. Warcraft 2: Orcas and Humans.
>>711539660
For real though, I think it's rollercoaster tycoon or something by the same people
>>711539660
Sea World Tycoon, used to play it as a kid. Fun as shit m8
>>711539505
euphoria engine in gta iv
>>711538368
You forgot the part where you jump down from the upper balcony, break your leg, then get up and shout "Sic semper tyrannis!!!
>>711539909
What in the fuck was the kid expecting?
A Trump voter tries to take the bus...
>>711539854
That's not funny. It's just cool.
>>711535369
>ARGENTINA IS WHITE
>mfw
>>711540034
Shock resistance.
>>711539937
I think we all need to do this. We have thier p.o. box now. We must send them gold painted rocks with high demands of payment.
![file[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VNtvHHm.jpg "file[1].jpg")
>>711539138
pls explain
Why kind of faggot doesn't wear underpants?
>>711540564
gtfo newfag
>>711538847
I left 2 weeks ago, saying that I won't be back for a while, but as cancerous the threads tend to be, I only came back for the ylyl threads and didn't regret it. most boring 2 weeks in a long time
>>711539854
That cake is awesome.
>>711537470
this one got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJCFJsFvzdU
funniest shit I've seen in a long time. MERIKA!!
>>711539976
That's exactly what i thought
>>711540978
>the amount of Kek being displayed in that face
>>711538595
I remember that thread
>>711537497
You bastard
>>711537798
frodo really lost it after the last movie
>>711539394
Shut up, meg
>>711540564
Last night I bond burgered your sister
>>711536715
Kekity
>>711540057
read the file name of it.
>>711540936
The best part is that the price is 3/5 of the others.
>>711539138
Secretly pounded.
>>711540828
hahaha
"I'll tell you what!"
>bhUUUAAGGH
>BHUU
>BHGUHGUH
>>711541373
did it 30 times, got bored
>>711539660
Zoo Tycoon: Marine Mania
>>711540040
I thought niggers didn't vote for Trump.
>>711541213
top kike
>>711540699
fucking lost
>>711538225
lost
>>711536881
Fucks sake...
>>711537637
Work it does??
Nancy is thicc
>>711537135
if i believed this it would hurt to know there is a human like you out there
>>711537470
Better catch it
>>711537470
you renamed your pc for a joke
well done
>>711541373
does this create mustard gas or something?
>>711539138
last night I armed pierce brosnan burgered your sister.
>>711533480
I can see that whore playing with her phone its so blatant
>>711533480
Test
>>711540936
this was at my walmart
>>711537217
Kek
>>711538802
Fucking hell lol
Where the dick go in?
>>711534601
newfag can't catalog.
>>711533480
wut
>>711535603
this is the kinda post you come across only once in a while & its great when you do
>>711538474
>21.90 2 chicken sandwiches
what the fuck, seriously this is fake just because of that, then i see new york and think well idk maybe.
>>711538023
+1 upvote
>>711536822
how did i lose so fucking hard to this
>>711541278
underrated
>>711536946
took me a second, lol
>>711535369
hey hey in mexico we have chinese people and blacks too
>>711536946
Lost
>>711539138
It's fucking "Spy-burgered", why can't you autists get this? Ffs.
>>711541373
Totally works, got this chick to do it, totally raped her.
>>711541995
That jew ass doe
>>711538884
>rofl
was rofl still cool in 2010?
>>711539854
>>711539854
Holy shit.
I'm a team liquid mod. I was around when this was first made for a contest, like 10 years ago.
>>711536789
I don't understand why I find this so funny.
>>711533480
>>711537065
Lost
>>711538781
Souce of that can i can't remeber the name
>>711542010
Welcome to 4chan kidd! Enjoy your stay new friend. :)
>>711539138
Wat, you James Bond Cheeseburgered my sister?
>>711537693
>turn down for scones
why the fuck did that get me goddamnit
>>711539174
America where ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDL3bUWZpqQ
lel
>>711540384
That's literally not funny at all
>>711538724
Why did I just have the classic Transformers theme play in my head wile watching this...
>>711537065
Some people would love this!
>>711539072
Ok I'm out. The tongue lash got me
>>711533480
>711533480
lost
>>711540584
Look at the way she blunts her face before impact. She knows she's about to run into the door. This is staged.
>>711537324
>duck grass
>sign of a healthy ecosystem
>artfags doing their best to wreck that
https://youtu.be/_xqcEordrHw
>>711539252
Lost.
Lost very badly.
>>711537637
I don't know what I'm more disgusted by, the fact that it's a grey shelled Ocarina of Time and not gold or the fucking controller.
>>711541373
Takes a crane to get it out
>>711537497
I don't understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9LdocRk6E
Check out my pussy =^.^=
>>711536822
lul xd xd le so random! well memed man
>>711545231
It's the videogame playing hipster console user
>>711539205
That cat running out from under the truck...
>>711540859
Jesus what the fuck is up with the dude on the left's face
>>711537329
>>711533480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1usFtuUEb0
>>711537693
This better be b8
I hard cringed at the thought of someone making this unironically and others looking at it in anywhere near the same way
>>711539305
I lost at this tbh, just wasn't expecting it
>>711538549
>>711540040
A libcuck gets butthurt
>>711539093
Lost
>>711541763
kek
>>711538021
old but gold
>>711537959
I just see floating luminous yellow vest
This thread is delicious
>>711538267
this
>>711537217
lost
>>711538272
noclip
>>711534904
no fuck off
>>711540147
>Shock resistance.
>steel to cheap Chinese shit-plastic
Perfectly reasonable.
>>711545286
that's an aloe vera plant
>>711538624
Utter bullshit
In the mirror he wouldn't see a-r-s-e, but the mirror image of a-r-s-e
>>711545286
watering an Aloe Vera plant with Aloe Vera water.
>>711541763
Quiet a number of them did actually. A lot more than predicted, and enough that it had a negative effect on Clinton. The fact that she failed to get both blacks and Hispanics to rally behind her was a colossal failure on her part because both are two key democratic voting blocs that they rely on.
>>711541346
kek'd hard, best post so far
>>711537783
>xD
underage b&
>>711536881
top lel
>>711541686
This made me laugh more than it should have
>>711538225
fucking lost
>>711538272
There can be only one
>>711541995
That's Jackie Kennedy you fucking pleb
>>711538267
his fucking face is priceless
>>711545925
Only in America can a politician say getting 8% of the black vote was a victory.
>>711538624
Literal Butthead
>>711545826
Wow do you think?
>>711538183
Is that fucking anomaly?
>>711538624
nice quads
>>711540040
Why didn't he just walk around the bus rather than try to run through it
>>711538318
>glow worms
Fucking kek.
>>711546204
the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
>>711537503
FUCK YOU I LOST
>>711537384
Ahahaha
>>711538884
took me a minute to get this
>>711538834
fucking kek
>>711541373
nice try
the shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line
>>711546061
I didn't say it was a victory for him. It likely made no difference for him and his numbers. It was however a major blow to her's.
>>711540384
that poor primate shouldnt be compared to a filthy nigger
>>711539781
>>711537324
>being_swamped_with_work.jpg
>>711535369
wow. i made myself feel sad about this. it was about ylyl................
>>711537497
That's sick!
>>711545139
yeah yeah, next you'll be saying something about jet fuel and steel beams. no one gives a fuck about your 'its fake'.
>>711535369
I think there should be more white people in Latina America, Africa, and the Middle East.
Maybe then I can go there to.
>>711537414
Fucking Kramer
>>711537470
Damn you straight to hell. Lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgP_wiBOpZA
>>711546794
Heron
>>711537853
Holy fuck minority babies are disgusting
>>711541817
>Using b as the value and not theta
>>711542121
Lost
>>711539174
Europoors making shit up
>>711547014
I don't quite think theta would allow for the same punchline
>>711539252
HA HA HA HA HA
>>711546024
seems too good to be true but hearty keks all round
>>711539585
damn my childhood just called back...
>>711536881
God damn it!
>>711545972
newfag spotted
>>711541373
this is amazing
>>711538401
Kek. I never lost so hard.
>>711541373
Why did i actually do this?
>>711537503
Lol
>>711540936
>Batman cheaper than those bitches
>>711537700
My sides
also check'd
>>711547157
Wut? you don´t believe the german eagle attacks planets?
>>711538724
For Demacia!
>>711544005
finally fucking lost
>>711537414
I dont get it
>>711537414
Why can't I hold all these mellons?
>>711537700
Got me
>>711547787
not risking it
>>711546794
heron.
>>711544005
top fucking kek
>>711544609
Mairou <3
>>711540040
what's that piece of farm equipment doing out of the barn?
>>711539138
Bondaged
>>711545155
Quack grass like that is no good, fucker. Once it covers the surface of a pond it leads to oxygen depletion. Stop opening your cockholster, faggot.
>>711547727
what is this
tell me it's not real
