Celebs You Wanna Pork
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Celebs You Wanna Pork
>>711532738
>>711532774
>>711532804
>>711532842
>>711532874
>>711532915
>>711532947
Emma needs cuddling
>>711532874
Goddamn, she had such a smoking tight body back in the day...great fucking tits... Now look at her, what a fucking mess...
>>711533083
Would still bang. Fantasies strong enough to ignore flaws
>>711533007
Get that fag shit out of here. No one cares about your goddamn autistic crush. Harry Potter isn't fucking real, faggot. She'll never be your girlfriend. She'd honestly look the other way if she ever saw you. Get over it. It's not going to fucking happen.
>>711533083
>>711533083
Go into a bar on a Saturday. She wouldn't even be in the top 10.
>>711533332
>>711532738
>>711533368
>>711533405
wtf is wrong with her head?
>>711533422
>>711533508
>>711533534
>>711533547
>>711533596
>>711533668
>>711533724
>>711533775
>>711533742
hnnnggg
>>711533822
>>711534029
>>711534099
>>711534287
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world and many o-of her f-fans w-want t-to m-meet h-her o-or receive her autograph... I-I am v-very l-lucky t-to possess h-her and things a-are l-looking r-really g-good f-for our l-long term f-future...
>>711534312
>>711533946
God she's so hot
fucking THICC
>>711534385
WAS hot, when she was like 15 with huge tits. Now she's just another chunky 19 year old...
>>711534320
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>711534320
I wanna punch you sooo hard in the face. Instead im gonna kick a kutten on the nose.
>>711534520
I disagree. Just look at her
>>711534385
>>711534727
The luckiest man on earth
>>711532738
>>711532774
>>711532804
>>711532842
god fuckin damn hewitt really is the best of the best. wouldn't last 5 seconds inside that soft round fuckin body hnggggggggggggggggfffffffffffff
>>711534320
Not gonna finish the story about the train station?
I'm sure she was mortified at all that extra handling her luggage had to go through.
>>711534713
As the CTR folks say...
"It's literally nothing."
Get back to me when she gets her ass on a treadmill and has a fucking salad instead of a big mac...
>>711534829
>>711534855
Hey :3
>>711534979
Hey anon. :)
>>711534966
>>711534855
>>711534979
Hey you two :3
>>711535065
How's it going? :)
>>711534855
>>711534979
And this fucking cunt. No ass, horribly done fake as fuck looking little bolt-ons, a 6 body and a 3 face. Fucking kill yourself if this shit gets you off.
>taylor swift and ariel winter general
Why are you all such massive fags?
>>711534922
this
ariel could have been so damn hot
>>711535128
>>711535161
Hey guys, going good, really drunk right now.
>>711535438
>>711534851
S-Sorry g-good s-sir b-but the thread r-ran out...
>>711534593
>>711534679
Please f-forgive m-me g-good sirs... I-I'm t-too happy often b-because o-of her... I-If y-you p-possessed a-a-a woman o-of this magnitude I p-promise y-you too w-would be thrilled...
>>711535180
Shes also a massive dyke. I wouldnt have an issue with that if she didnt stay in the closet like shes scared.
>>711535256
Yep, it could have been amazing.
>>711535180
a woman doesn't have to be made of balloons you babboon
>>711535550
>>711535128
>>711535279
Ah nice. Admiring tay?
>>711534210
>>711534287
>>711534312
Thank you! That horse's ass in that other thread doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>711535649
I never said she did. But but that twat is seriously below average. Never understood the hard-on for her.
>>711535279
Why are you drunk anon , what happen ? Something special ?
>tfw ywn get a long hot blowjob and fill her mouth with cum.
>>711535646
if she'd never gone and gotten fat then she never would have needed a reduction either
>>711535654
Of course anon, Tay looks great.
>>711535793
Nothing special.
>>711535876
You clearly have no idea how the female body works
>>711535759
>>711536046
>>711535876
Very true. I'm guessing a combination of bad genes and using food to replace love (fucking mommy issues) gave the cunt an eating disorder. What a waste too...
I mean, here, it's like, good-god-damn! But you can tell the fat is starting to creep in and take over.
>>711535961
She always does :)
>>711536090
>>711536016
sure I do
one of the places where women gain weight is their tits
she gained a fucktonne of weight
some of it went to her tits
she got them reduced
pretty simple
>>711536142
I mean, even if you don't have issues, getting rich off TV gives you a good excuse to eat fancy foods
>>711536183
You're right, she makes me so hard.
>>711536273
Hnnng her ass is fantastic
>>711536331
Me too. Just look at her sexy body
>>711536331
>those legs
>those feet
>those heels
My dick can only get so hard.. fuck..
>>711536483
>>711536492
I'm even in a call right now so I can't do anything....
>>711536329
And she's gained even more weight since the surgery. Had she stayed fit, they wouldn't have been a problem.
Yeah, it also gives you a reason to work out and get on a program so you can have work beyond a shitty sit-com. The studio would probably pay for a fitness and nutritional team.
>>711536555
Aw that's unfortunate :(
Cara is so much hotter than Taylor. And at lest she admits eating pussy.
>>711536675
I knooow, but the least I can do is post for other anons.
>>711536774
She isn't trying to sell millions of albums to teeny-boppers.
>>711536655
you're right on both counts
so many celebs got into the game sub-par and then worked hard (and spent hard) to reach their max potential
but she just squandered it
>>711536834
True, true. Thanks for your contribution :)
I love that cameltoe
>>711536774
>>711537078
>>711536976
It's so fucking hot.
>>711536907
Teeny boppers dont give a fuck about that sort of thing, for the most part. Most of the soccer moms who might have cared are about 55-60 and have grandkids by now (assuming they arent 'later life lesbians' themselves)
>>711537143
Do you think knowing that the shape of her pussy was on display for everyone turned her on?
Bryce Dallas Howard
Genuinely infatuated with her, I love her so much, /b/
I'm heartbroken that I'll probably never get to meet her :(
>>711537318
>>711537286
I think so, knowing other people can see what her pussy like, fuck me anon. I'm getting turned on.
>>711537745
It probably made her so wet.
Hehe Taylor has that effect ;)
>>711537745
>>711537872
That's probably also why she wears so many skirts at her concerts, so people can see right up them
>>711537872
would be funny if shes reading this thread.
>>711537872
>>711538013
You guys are so lewd.
All this naughty tay tay talk is rather turning me on
>>711538187
Those were actually both me just adding another thought onto it :p
But it's hard not to be lewd with Taylor :p
>>711538263
Good ;)
>>711537882
With broads like this, why in the fuck do people waste their time fapping to that nothing Taylor Swift?
>>711538316
Oh, I'm sorry anon, I'm so drunk right now but you're right it's hard not to be lewd, she's sooooo attractive.
>>711538588
Lol it's alright.
Especially with her flaunting that sexy body all around
I'd love to liberate her
>>711538588
And such a lewd cocktease.. Wearing such provocative things is borderline shameful.
>>711538679
>>711538783
She needs to be abused anons... So badly.
>>711538783
She knows she gets a rise out of everyone when she shows off so much. It probably turns her on wearing such skimpy clothes
>>711538856
I agree. I'll volunteer for that job
>>711538711
Fuck that cunt and her Kate Gosslin hair cut. She tried to make something of herself by attacking Trump, but like everyone who goes after the God Emperor, she got ground up under the wheels of the Trump Train! No brakes, cunt!
>>711538783
Wearing a dress with basically just panties showing. So slutty
>>711538969
God damn, that's such a sexy mentality. I bet you're right.
>>711538856
shes probably already been abused, a lot of celebs have.
>>711538969
What would you do to her anon?
>>711538970
shit bait
>>711539135
why do you like hearing about what guys want to do with her
>>711534320
M-Many o-of her f-fans d-dislike m-me f-for p-possessing h-her because I-I'm j-just an ordinary d-dude w-without b-beauty, fame o-or w-wealth... They h-hope I-I'll b-be crushed under a sand truck's l-load o-or r-ripped apart in the deep w-woods b-by wolves...
This.
>>711539393
This.
>>711539208
I don't know anon, it's kind of hot incorporating myself into the situation. Taylor taking two cocks.
>>711539416
^ this
>>711539416
This.
>>711539114
I wouldn't doubt it
>>711539135
I'd do so much to her. I'd love to get my dick into each of her slutty holes. Her dripping pussy, her tight ass, and her warm mouth. God I'm so hard thinking about it
>>711535065
Is she a mudshark?
>>711539448
This.
>>711539510
i thought she was racist as fuck?
>>711539519
And this.
>>711539393
>>711539416
>>711539448
>>711539519
>>711539558
I think that makes me quite normal.
>>711539448
Agreed
>>711539484
Damn anon, that's hot.
>>711539510
It's been rumored but I hope not.
Who more likely voted for Trump?
Taylor or Selena?
>>711532995
is this photoshopped? cause god damn she got thick, mmmmmmmmm :)
>>711533083
fuck she went to far. :(
>>711539662
Taylor for sure. i wouldnt be that shocked if she voted for Trump.
>>711539653
What about you? What would you do?
>>711538036
I can't let anyone know I even use this site but trust me, I read every celeb thread.
>>711539653
Fucking hell that pic is hot. She's a Goddess
>>711539653
I heard it was some rapper
>>711539285
I-I know she d-deserves a-a much b-better m-man than m-me b-but Cupid's arrow has struck and there's nothing anybody c-can do about it n-now... The a-arrow i-is d-deep and p-permanent s-so I-I'm v-very c-confident in the f-future and c-can easily thumb m-my nose a-at the naysayers...
>>711539607
Her sexuality is electrifying.
>>711539800
Choke, slap, spank, spit on, throat fuck.
>>711539825
She's so damn hot anon.
>>711539927
People on 4chan talk about it being Drake but I don't think it is, though who knows, it might be.
>>711540022
That's pretty dirty, anon. Sounds like the abuse she needs.
>>711540022
drake is gay as fuck. Hes boning odell beckham.
>>711540022
http://www.refinery29.com/2016/11/129474/drake-taylor-swift-dating-rumors-cat-gifts
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>>711540022
Sounds like just the kind of things a slut like her would like
>>711539823
people have guessed though, i assume.
I'll just leave this here...
>>711540150
wtf
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>>711540234
Selena= a white girl with exotic features
>>711540241
blatantly not taylor, but its hot
>>711540319
This
If it was Taylor the dick would be black.
>>711540319
You're absolutely right...
But it's this girl...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3392303/It-s-deal-Pestered-photographs-50-000-Instagram-followers-agent-life-changed-Taylor-Swift-lookalike-Olivia-Sturgiss-met-singing-superstar.html
>>711540179
for every person who thinks he has proof I post here, there's a half a dozen other people ready to point out why they're wrong
it's like the whole Bill Murray thing
I can do what I want and nobody will ever believe you if you tried to tell them.
>>711540292
I don't care what race she is. She is fine af.
>>711540516
plausible deniability is always useful. A lot of celebs seem to do it with regards to sexuality too.
>>711540697
it might seem like that in the tabloids but the only reason we actually care is for our public profiles
behind the scenes, everybody's doing it with everybody
>>711540868
God yes that ass
So what happens when Tay is confirmed mudshark?
Do we stop posting her?
>>711534922
Maybe if she kept her tits the size they were, she wouldn't look as fat.
>>711541177
>>711541076
The cucks continue posting her, I delete the folder.
>>711540984
thats pretty obvious, yeah. when even celebs like adele get lewd rumours about them (in her case that she got blacked by Tinie Tempah) its obvious that some if not most are probably at least grounded in truth.
>>711541248
It will probably be confirmed pretty soon, are you prepared?
Who will be your main?
>>711541370
I'm prepared, I'm not a cuck so once she's confirmed mudshark then I'm done with her.
Emma Watson, JJ, VJ or Kristen Stewart; haven't confirmed yet.
>>711541698
no Selena?
>>711541733
She was a close 5th, but I figured she already fucked a nigger.
>>711532738
the fact that JLH never showed her tits is one of the great injustices in the history of mankind
>>711541800
Nah she didn't
>>711541971
Really?
>>711542040
She's pure, aside from being part Mexican.
Anyone want to get in a chatstep for ariel or taylor?
In the worst way possible.
>>711533463
drumpfism
