>come back from work >open door >see this what do?
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>come back from work
>open door
>see this
what do?
get charged with double homicide
You're in the wrong house
Mom?
>>711520484
Kek
>>711520379
who is that lady my wife doesn't have blonde hair
"Holy shit this is not my home"
Why are you in my house you fucking weirdos.
Pull down my pants. Beat off just until I get hard. I don't want to finish. Run in with my penis lance. Fuck the bitch in the booty hole. Then when I'm about to cum I pull out and spray it all over the nigger. Then I tell him "now that you're white do you still believe in #blacklivesmatter
>>711520379
call police because there are two people I don't know in my house
>>711520484
you can get away with it under crime of passion
kill the bitch
Ask my black boy friend why another white girl is sucking his cock.
/thread
>>711520484
/thread
>>711520379
I CANNOT BELIEVE MY GAY BLACK BOYFRIEND IS GETTING HEAD FROM SOME WHITE BITCH!
Ask that lady why she's sniffin that nigger's belly button. She has to already know how bad they smell.
i apologize for the slavery that his ancestors went through and hand over my wallet & car keys
Wonder why my flatmate always gets the bitches
>>711520981
The only right answer
>>711520379
Knock on front door, wait til blacky hides in closet or something, enter bedroom begin to smash woman's head in with mallet, smash front window then get phone to call police telling them you thin there has been a break in. The police arrive, frightened negro gets framed for breaking and entering, homicide, and rape.
I show him my #BlackLivesMatter tattoo.
He locks eyes with mine.
He nods in respect and leaves.
>>711520379
THREESOME BITCHES!!!!
I have dibs on that TIGHT ass
This isn´t even my house
>>711520821
No you can't. You can possibly have your sentence reduced under mitigating circumstances.
>>711520379
Kick the bitch out for copulating with my farm equipment
question how BLACKED came up on my VR headset
Why is a nigger blowing a blonde in my house?
> call cops
i drop my pants in excitement and yell: I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!!!
Lynch him. KKK Boys
>>711520379
Try to figure out how ogondo keeps getting out of his cage
>>711520379
call the cops and say the nigger has a gun.
>>711520880
/threading your own post
shiggy diggy doo
Kick the blonde in the chin.
>>711520379
>This is not my beautiful house.
>This is not my beautiful wife.
>How did I get here?
This
>>711520379
Finish my life in jail.
Ask her to hurry up because I want to suck the big cock next. A nice butt pounding would be appreciated too.
>>711520379
Ask that fucking filthy whore why she's sucking my boyfriends cock in our house
i get naked and we compare penises
as per the rules: the one with the smallest penis gets murdered
>>711520379
Why is my lesbian friend from work sucking off my cousin in the living room. Motherfucker my weed is that room. Damn nigga have some fucking courtesy
>>711520379
Take a picture of those people and upload it on 4chan while asking what people would have done.
You know I walked in on this once. I manage to kill her but the fucking nigger got away with his nigger speed. Ruined my damn life.
>>711520379
M-mom?
>>711520925
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that, her head is in front of his stomach not his dick.
call the cops scared tell them theres a black guy raping your wife in your house and just let them do the rest
>>711520379
Frame nigger for raping and shooting the girl and shooting me in the foot before commiting suicide and shouting "allahuh akbar"
>>711520379
"Who the fuck are you people? Why has the interior of my house been remodeled? I better be getting paid for this."
>>711520379
>shoot her in the head
>shoot him in the dick
>only use 1 boolit
>>711521745
AS THE DAYS GO BY
>>711520379
Wonder what this mudshark and her nigger were doing in my house.
>>711520379
what do you do? start sucking his cock also. What do I do? keep getting the blowjob and then blow a load in her pussy while you lick it out after I'm done.
>>711521817
this image is shopped guys!!!!!!!
>>711522165
lol
this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
>>711521817
and then BANG BANG
>>711520379
>>711522394
>honey im home
>shyyeiit cracka *smacks lips* imma nut in yo bitch cracka den u aint gon do shyeeet mayn
>did you just call me a "mayn" without asking what my preferred pronoun is? you cis gendered black scum. i understand and sympathize with your races past and current injustices, but this is unnacceptable.
>nigga the fuck shiyiiet yo girl suckin mah dyuck *Smacks lips* dayumm bitch ima nnut yo
>*time to smash the patriarchy*
>i am going to sit here and watch you nut in my mouth so you know what a terrible thing it is you are doing then im going to politely ask you to leave as this behavior is unnaceptable
>>711520379
Wait until the hoe leaves and have a long conversation with my boyfriend about what the fuck this shit is.
>>711520379
Oh wew *sighs*, what a relief. I was planning to give her AIDS today myself. Now I don't have to, yessssss.
Get used
>>711520379
Be confused on whether I wandered into a strangers house, or why strangers are fucking in my house.
I remind that nigger that Shrek is Drek.
>>711523523
FUCK YOU!
SHRECK IS NOT DREK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxn5cyFz0xg
>>711521156
toss all her stuff
say they were trespassing
like some wired break in and have sex fetish
>>711521745
TYRONE WHOS THAT WHITE ASS LIL BITCH HUH?! YO CHEATER LIL SHIT IM GO'N BEAT UR ASS BOI U DONT CHEAT ON ME TYRONE!
U DONT CHEAT ON ME BOI!
Wonder why the fuck 2 strangers are naked in my house.
>>711520379
Wonder what a white chick's doing in your house.
make myself 2 new pets
>>711520925
Lol. White boy with tiny dick detected.
>>711520914
Underrated post.
>>711523969
sauce
>>711520379
Laugh and tell my roommate Andre to close his door and tell whoever the girl is she's got a nice butt. Then go on with my day like usual.
>>711520379
Tell kid to join
>>711520379
Ask why there are two naked people whom i have never seen before in my house.
Then ask if they want to play some overwatch.
>>711520379
>jerk off
>jizz on girls face
>360 away and find my house
>>711520379
>realise i just walked into the wrong home
>release the gas I've been building in my ass all day on those poor unsuspecting lovers
>waft it lovingly into the room
>wait for their reactions then turn 360 degress and walk away
Wonder how these people got in my house.
wonder why his dick is on his belly button
>>711520379
Gotta be the wrong apartment. My girl hates niggers.
>>711520775
Lost
911
Oh God
Jesus Christ
Please help
Help me, please
Help, my wife
She was raped
I came home and found a man raping her, he had a gun to her head
Oh god, all the blood
Please help
I tried to stop him, he shot her, all that blood, her shot her head
Please send someone to help her
I fought with him, took the gun, he took it back, I kept trying
I was so afraid, my daughter is in her crib, I thought I was going to die
Where are they, please, please help
In the struggle the gun went off, he has a hole in his chest, he's not moving, please help
The gun, I think it's my wife's, she keeps one in case, in case, in case, he used her gun
Oh God, Oh God, No, No
Please help, I'm covered in blood, I think I was shot too
Where are they, all this blood, the gun was so loud, my daughters crying
Come outside, yes, OK, tell them I am carrying my wife, no, no the gun is on the floor
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
ayo whiteboi
>>711524804
Can't get much more cucked than this. Women are degenerate perverted sluts. They will fuck animals if nothing else is around to cuck you with. All they think about is cucking men. Constantly. It's all that's on their mind. If you believe differently you're a feminist.
This is the power of black cock
Proof the white race is doomed.
>>711525096
>>711525236
lol stay mad whtieboi
>>711525205
is that u harambe?
College campuses right now.
ooga booga
>>711525157
Why you shitting all over the dude for? His girl hates black dudes. He found a good one.
>who's the nigger fucking this girl I've also never met in my house
fucking niggers
>>711520638
your mom's a nigger?
why does your mom have a dick
>>711525526
He's a beta white knight and so are you. There are no good ones you feminist cuck. All women are vile degenerate sluts who want to cuck you.
>>711520379
>>711520379
kill them both for trespassing on my property and get away with it because Texas
>>711520379
ask him when he became bi
show her how to do it correctly
>>711520379
Drive away that white slut. (Implying you are a black female).
I legit want to watch another mans cock slide inside of my girlfriend. How should I approach this?
>>711525790
Did you get cucked?
Why is there a white woman sucking my mans dick
>>711526140
I've never been cucked in my life I'm always the cucker
Did somebody say thick?
>>711520379
12 gauge loaded with rock salt hit both while only aiming for the black guy thinking he was raping her
>>711520379
How could you cheat on me, Jamal?
>see sex
>ask why people are fucking in my mom's house
>>711520379
>>see this
>what do?
Kick my boyfriend out for cheating on me with some white whore.
Sorry cuck, thread's over
>>711520379
>pull out dick
>"did someone order a pizza with an extra side of sausage?"
http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/357136/trump-supporter-wife-getting-fucked-raw-by-bbc.html
Can anybody make this into a webm this. Its good shit.
>>711520379
ask these people what they are doing in my house and contemplate how I got a job
also when did everything get repainted white
>>711520379
Ask her if I can have a turn with him.
Leroy how could you! I changed my gender for you and this is the thanks I get?
>>711520379
So some black guy and a white chick broke into my house?
Castle Doctrine, I kill them both.
>>711520379
>Mozambique
>two to the chest, one to the head
>his chest, her head
>>711520379
Do a 360
>>711520880
>giving yourself /thread
>>711520379
ask the couple in my aparment to get the fuck out.
>>711521114
Glorious
>>711524911
>Always this.
>Checked.
>And this again if I find one of these things in my house for any reason.
>>711521817
>Sorry kid
>>711522367
There was another gunman on the grassy knoll?
>>711520379
Hear a loud bang. Realize it is my 44 going off threw her head and him killing both. Go to court and get off on temp insanity. profit.
Record - save.
Encourage spouse to work hard - make moneyz.
After she makes tons of money - divorce and claim the video was sent to you by someone. And you need financial support :)
>>711520379
Turn 360° and walk away
>>711520484
In Ohio the Castle Doctrine is a thing. It would be a shame if they were just unwelcome at the same time immediately.
>>711520379
Beat my house nigger with a strap for letting a coal burning whore into my place.
