4chan creates a religion
>dubs decides what the commandments are
Thou shall not be a faggot
OP Sucks everyones cock
1. It's pronounced "gif", not "jif".
>>711498853
Thou shall perform a rimjob every sunday. Oh Praise the Lord. Praise Thee
>>711499103
This
>>711498853
Thou shall kek in delight for every rekt thread. Oh Lord! Fuck me in the ass!
Op is always gay.
>>711498853
we already have one
praise kek
Thou shalt create a test thread every day.
Everytime you get a message from a horny single in your area you must reply.
>>711500033
Holy shit
Spaghetti Monster
>>711500033
Praise be unto kek
Thou shall put thy nipples in the hot straightener or 3 seconds daily
if a hole is presented, thou must fill it with foreign objects.
Op must put sharpie in pooper and poSt pics with time stamp
Thou shall provide time stamps for every important event
>>711498853
KEK is the one and only god and Pepe is his messenger. Memes be upon him.
>>711498853
Do one to others before they do one to you
>>711500920
Reroll
If thou art a female, thou must post tits or getith the fuck outith. Posting of the tits requires a time stamp.
>>711501000
All hail the mighty trips OP deliver
>>711500988
Praise kek.
Though must put pen into peehole and post pics with time stammp
>>711498853
Thou shall present tits of GTFO
Chanology already exists
Anal is mandatory
>>711502939
roll
>>711502939
Rolling for this
>>711502939
once more
being transgender is considered a mental illness.
>>711503523
roll
>>711503523
rill
>>711503523
rolio
>>711500033
Praise be Kek
>>711503523
Re-roll
>>711503523
Rolling for this
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cucks, I will fear no faggot, for Trump is with me.
>>711503523
Rolling for this. also, All trans must be executed
Always vaginal, never pull out.
Thou shalt get dubs
>>711503523
This
you must use linux, it's a sin to use windows
Tits or leave immediately
>>711503523
You have my roll
>>711500033
Triple zeros and 33 dubs. Illuminati confirmed.
Free will is God's will
All black have to go back
The Apostles of Kek
1.) Adolf the Divine
2.) Donald the Baptist
3.) Shkreli the Samaritan
4.) Pablo the Beaner
5.) Bernie the Tax Collector
Though shall assume those of lesser intelligence are niggers reguardless of skin color.
>>711504665
The neighbor of the beast.
>>711504665
I like this one
>>711504665
Like it, reroll
>>711504517
roll
>>711504517
roland
>>711504665
Roll for dubs
>>711504517
rrr
>>711504517
rarar gaga
Thou shall not steal ones memea
>>711504517
frrrrrrrrrr
>>711504517
RERROLL
You should fap only to cumjar and nowhere else
Thou must get dubs once a day or kek will strike you down
1. Prasie kek
2. Op must put sharpie in pooper and poSt pics with time stamp.
3. All black have to go back
>>711505050
Trips?
Thou shalt never Jew
>>711505050
madman
don't follow any commandments except this one
>>711505233
get rekt fuckers
>>711505233
I move to strike this one down due to gay
>>711505233
1. Praise kek
2. Op must put sharpie in pooper and post pics with time stamp.
3. All black have to go back.
4. Don't follow any commandments except this one.
Thou shalt slayeth Muslim sandniggers, in the name of Kek and his vessel, Trump
It's a sin to post on /pol/
Women must offer pussy to be grabbed by
>>711505488
Praise kek
OP is always a faggot.
>>711505739
Roll?
"Wrong"
>>711498853
>Thou shalt only marry traps
>>711506228
Roll
>>711498853
Mixed race niggerjews are the master race.
Dubs check em
>>711506228
Roll
>>711506291
No
>>711498853
Thou shall be a niggerjew.
>>711506350
Thou shall kill all non-niggerjew subhumans and wipe them out from Earth.
Dubs check em.
>>711506291
Thou shall worship the niggerjew.
Dubs check em.
>>711506432
>Thou shall gas all Jews and send all niggers back to the zoos
>>711506528
Roll
>>711506350
>>711506528
Thou shall enslave all non-niggerjews, then rape and kill all non-niggerjews.
we are the jews now. replace the word god w kek but everything else stays the same. New prophets deemd by gets
>>711498853
Thou shall not let niggers have jobs.
>>711506687
reroll.
>>711506528
Thou shall kill all non-niggerjews. Niggerjews shall be fruitful and multiply in all discovered planets in the universe by the billions of gazillions.
>>711506687
We niggerjews now.
Dubs check em.
>>711506528
It fucking rhymes... Rolling for this poetic commandment.
>>711498853
Thou shall lose all hope for humanity
>>711506738
Thou shall convert to niggerjewdaism.
>>711506855
Thou shall rape all the women and breed only niggerjews.
Milhouse will never be a meme
>>711506855
Thou shall kill all the non-niggerjews.
>>711506855
Thou shall spread all your holes for the niggerjew. Both male, female, and traps with feminine penises.
Thou shalt not dunk thy Oreos sideways.
Thou shalt have average luck
>>711506855
>>711507077
>you're all niggerjews that get fucked in all holes by other niggerjews
/thread
don't post until you know to not /thread your own post
ITT: niggerjews that get fucked in all holes by other niggerjews
>>711506855
>55
>>711507077
>77
>>711506528
Rolling
fock off
>>711507654
Don't be butthurt because you're a niggerjew. Embrace the niggerjewishness.
>>711506528
Roll
stop rolling and see how rule 4 voids your shit
Thou shalt marry only traps
OP, post the list of the winrars you faggot
Be fruitful and multiply, nutting balls deep inside those pussies, and kill all the non-niggerjews.
>>711507999
lol
>>711507740
Where are we going with this movement
>>711498853
> Every wednesday thou shalt get shitfaced when you bring your children to school
>>711507821
Roll
>>711508106
I like this religion.
>>711508155
Winrar
No niggers
>>711508106
How can the people of /b/ take you seriously when you call us niggerjews then tell us to convert to niggerjudaism
>>711508431
No niggers, only niggerjews allowed. Niggerjew is master race.
See:
>>711506855
>>711507077
>>711507999
>>711498853
>Thou shall not troll on days that do not end in "day".
>>711508524
Niggerjew detected
>>711508550
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>711508631
You seem upset, niggerjew.
No FUCKING CHEEZITS GODDAMNIT
>>711508524
All the non-niggerjews are dead. >>711507999
>>711499103
RE FUCKING ROLL
>>711508752
reroll on no FUCKING cheezits allowed
thou shall shit post daily. for it is the will of kek
>>711508840
lmao roll for it being pronounced "jif" like the creator intended
Official SHITPOST server
https://discord.me/shitpost
>/shitpost
>OFFICIAL
>>711508524
>>711508631
If you don't like being a niggerjew you can always kill yourself. Someone's mad over a silly little game. Niggerjews get butthurt so easily, literally:>>711507077
>>711506855
>>711507999
>>711508862
NO CHEEZITS
>>711508862
Nigger are you serious??? If dubs mandatory cheezit breaks daily for everyone.
>>711508925
>>711500033
The thread is asking you to make OC and you can't even do that without being cancerous.
No dubs.
If you are not aryan kill yourself yesterday.
>>711509296
Thou shall have no contradictions in our religion. The dubs which came first apply, dubs thereafter are thrown into the grave where all the dead non-niggerjews lay.
See:
>>711506855
>>711507077
>>711507999
>>711509485
Reroll
The answer is yes and no.
No cheezits
ITT: niggerjews
>>711509704
roll
If one posts a cancerous meme, he instantly dies. Only original content from now on until forever.
>>711509809
reroll
>>711509809
reroll
>>711509855
This guy won.
whit wemon belong to black bbc
>>711499103
roll
>>711509809
>>711509855
Everyone is going to die.
Thou shalt not get dubs
>>711503523
reroll
>>711509941
roll
>>711503523
roll
>>711503523
reroll
Thou shalt not disrespect Shrek
>>711498853
if dubs than the getaway is best rhcp albm
>>711510007
check emm
>>711510092
reroll
>>711510125
REROLL
>>711510081
dont ever roll that again cuck
>>711509941
There are no white women, they all got raped in killed by us niggerjews.
>>711506855
>>711507077
>>711507999
>>711505233
This commandment overrides/voids out >>711505233
>>711503855
Nobody acknowledged your dubs. Kill your puppy?
>>711503523
rerolling
>>711510224
That's retarded.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourselves.
bananas are required in ylyl threads
>>711510332
Kill yoself.
>>711510224
no it doesn't
it says except for this one retard
>>711510353
Kill yoselves.
Die.
>>711510381
krill the wrights
>>711510244
winrar
>>711510411
Everyone dies. The religion has no followers. Game over. It's not a commandment that you follow, it's nature making you die.
>>711499103
Roll.
thou shalt not post a banana in a YLYL thread
>>711510587
this
>>711510587
thout shall only post a bannana in ylyl threads
>>711510700
get memed on kiddo
>>711500988
>one
thou shalt read only buzzfeed
no cheezits
