Teck rekt? TECH REKT!
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Teck rekt?
TECH REKT!
>>711466082
>>711466336
>>711466082
is that a brake disk? lol
>>711466634
Haha yes... They used caliper paint and painted everything.
>>711466336
Good ol fashioned "good enuf" right there. Half surprised it isn't duct tape
all of these hurt
Please contribute even if its electronics
>>711466400
is this supposed to be a rotor? or what's left of a rotor i guess...?
>>711467600
Yes
>>711466644
checked
1h of grinding and it'll look fine
>>711468032
Lol yeap
OC from someone on facebook who decided to put racing seats in his POS but needed new seat rails so he made these himself
>>711469910
OP here, lol thanks, post more of his shit tier work
This is more troubling than any "gore" thread I've seen here
>>711470269
them installed
>>711466082
Rekt? That guy just added 50 HP to his Civic!
>>711470411
Throw in a few stickers and it will go even faster.
>>711470584
Holy fuck!!! I have never seen anything like that
Now it's silver paint.
>>711470344
Is that rice burner any fast?
>>711470584
what am i seeing?
is that the top of a piston that someone dropped a bolt into and ran the engine?
>>711472847
or fell into intake and wet through valve into combustion chamber
>>711473202
Im thinking they were just simply installing the head, and somehow a bolt landed in there as they were placing it and then torquing it.
>>711471795
those drain pans are fucking cancer
>>711471795
Is this the clutch material from a tranny?
it came from /k/ edition
>>711475309
i know nothing about cars and pimping, but that looks like it could fly on fire.
>>711469910
nice welds there.
>>711474245
I'm betting rear end oil or manual transmission oil.
>>711475309
I think they successfully used all the colors.
>>711475593
It's more about having wheelie bars and fat rear tires on a front wheel drive car.
>>711475309
what a fucking waste.
close enough
>>711466082
i dont get it....
>>711476164
Look, it glows in the dark.
(bad ground I think, but still)
RUN...
>>711466082
Is that what a cacodemon looks like on ps4?
christ, what a shit console
pc master race
>>711475636
>nice welds there.
Welds or JB weld that has been painted?
>>711476258
what is it
>>711476164
>>711476258
What the shit? With all that crap in there too...
Seems legit
>>711476252
The metal part on the top right is a break pad, it is supposed to move when you apply the breaks to the car so you can stop it, guess you won't be doing that anymore.
>>711476252
dont paint the area the break pads get pressed on, unless you want your breaks to fail.
>>711476628
LOL I hope this is real.
>>711476628
Audi drivers just can't handle it when the VTEC kicks in.
>>711476785
>>711476876
pardon my ignorance, but wouldnt the heat fuck up all that paint anyway?
>>711467620
what happened did it fall
>>711466082
Tech Gore*.
Ive just fixed that for you.
>>711476252
spray paint on the breaks increases the braking power
...Unless its coloured red!
>>711477112
Caliper paint is made with ceramic so it resists heat much better than other paints. Its also used on heads.
>>711476252
You know how brake pads touch the rotors a little bit even when your brakes are not applied?
You know how that robs you of about 30WHP and that is why WHP is so much lower than the normal horsepower that cars are advertised with?
You know how you can gain those 30HP back by coating your brake disks with high temp lithium grease?
Well that guy tried to do it with pain instead. Needless to say that didn't work.
>>711466336
actually lot of rust on broken part are making me think that it not only worked enough to drive to the service shop, but even convinced the driver to consider it "fixed"
>>711477246
haha #rekt and #gord
>>711467620
>mfw when you notice that this is not a 4 cylinder engine, but 5
>>711477380
>You know how you can gain those 30HP back by coating your brake disks with high temp lithium grease?
You should use graphite it will keep your race weight down.
>>711477379
oh
>>711470584
Epic
>>711466336
Fuck coilovers my ride is slammed!
>>711476973
I wish I could do that.
>>711476164
This triggers the Safety Nazi
>>711477380
Or maybe the stupid fuck just thought it would look rad
>>711470584
>>711466644
Turd-bo
>>711477961
>inb4 "I don't get it"
>inb4 millenials
>>711477379
could i use one of these to paint the exhaust of a motorcycle or will it get charred?
>>711477918
You can!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_HnyVzCAs
>>711467620
You can patch up that block with JB Weld. kek.
>>711477961
Oh god my brother did this long ago. Was a floppy though. I could have killed him.
>>711478239
use exhaust paint for exhaust
>>711478194
You're not that special because you know what a PC VHS tape looks like.....
>>711477961
>Magnets
This kills the disk
>>711477112
The paint will likely not allow the brakes to engage at all, the breaks are disabled in this case as the paint acts like a glue that makes the mechanism get stuck in the open position.
some OC
>>711478353
fuck off kid
>>711469165
Hi-octane, brutha!
with a hint of pre-detonation
>>711476164
>>711476258
Christ, is that the gas line glowing red hot?!
>>711478351
Fucking car was lime green, you know how hard it is to color coordinate your oil to a lime green car?
>>711478542
>being this mad you're not the only person here who knows what a greensquare disk looks like
Chill brah
>>711478523
>>711478535
im impressed by that motor
>>711475504
Nothing about that picture has anything to do with /k/. No one cares about your shitty board, dont bother mentioning it.
>>711478153
Must've been a hell of a bump.
>>711478535
Air cooling an engine is nothing new.
>>711478351
Is that fucking Mtn Dew coming out of there?
>>711466082
>>711470584
That filename lol
>>711478668
go back to you justin beaver sticker album
i poted a couple rekt, heres a pron
>>711478153
This shit is what scares me. I check ball joints like I'm OCD.
>>711478821
The blind hobo in me says "yes"
>>711478351
will it paint over the chrome?
>>711478523
>>711478691
I need more information. Is that acting as an engine mounting?
>>711478887
his name is justin beiber
get with the times grandpa
also who the fuck gets sticker albums anymore
get off your zimmer frame you old coot
>>711466400
There's still some meat left! Put a set of pads on that bad boy.
>>711478821
antifreeze coming out of the oil pan /b/ro
>>711475309
Not really tech gore, but this shit is cringe lol
>>711479117
Should have used Arctic Silver.
>>711479117
>>711476526
hot metal
The bird shit of bird shot braizes. HVAC tech here
>>711479244
Fuck you, my home tune is not running rich!
>>711466644
My God. They used a MIG to make the header?
>>711478745
dat gif
>>711479201
I once driven a similar rustbucket. There was a huge crack on the carriage from the side to one of the wheel mount.
It was like a loading bar, when it hits 100%, you die.
>>711466336
Happened to me in Mitsubishi Pajero when camping with friends. We had to do something similar so we can get off mountain , and yeah that was 1993 no damn cellphones.
>>711479050
make sure its clean, no wax, no polish
>>711479341
I recognize that work.
Pic related.
>>711479568
>>711479611
She probably needs that to tighten the muffler bearings.
>>711469165
Bet that ate the valves!
>>711479611
>Ford
Yep, rekt tech.
>>711479723
Plastic cap still on post....seen that one before
>>711479916
Serbia
>>711479777
noice trips
>She probably needs that to tighten the muffler bearings.
Not sure, but I bet she can help with a nut I needs loosened.
>>711466082
>>711466336
r these ppl serious?
>>711480016
>>711479830
wow, that's even better than that repaired spring.
>>711479916
Low profile tires add over 100WHP to your Civic.
>>711471795
I've seen more than one car with gear oil looking like that. "Hey. My tranny is making noise." Lol
>>711479128
front gearbox
>>711479611
not a CAI....that's an SRI
>>711478825
Looks fine to me, just a little bent is all.
>>711471795
At this point, I'd expect that liquid to actually fix cracks and holes.
>>711477977
The bit isn't even scratched. I need some of those.
>>711475309
Not sure if best Dragster or worst Ricer
>>711478351
Helped an old lady that put coolant in the wrong hole. Lol. It smoked like hell until it completely burn the residue.
your absolutely right
>>711480626
The invisible rear diff on that makes it both. You know how much power you can put through an invisible diff?
>>711475309
to all the retards who dont get it
>Front Wheel Drive
>Wheelie bars
>Front Wheel Drive
>Bigger tires in the rear
>>711479306
I don't think he used enough.
>>711480698
thats not what habbens when you put coolant in the crankcase
>>711475309
>>711480744
Fuck I just realized that shit is FWD? That little back wheel thingy is even more useless? Gawd.
>>711475783
The fat tires yes. Front wheel drag cars have wheelie bars. I dont know why tho. I used to be big into drag and remember seeing them
>>711480982
Ford Model T Virus
>>711480295
Fuck sake.
>>711480748
>>Front Wheel Drive
>>Wheelie bars
Fucking idiots don't understand that with front wheel drive you put the wheelie bars on the front, not the back.
Gain 500HP on your civic that way.
>>711480982
okay more of this, that is fucking hilarious
>>711481152
>>711480982
wow...
>>711481216
Also, don't forget to drive in reverse.
>>711480748
Still dont get it...
>>711481263
You call it rust. I call it natural weight reduction.
>>711480001
How the literal fuck would break a disc rotor in this fashion?
>>711480982
Why is that wheel healthy at any size?
>>711480982
>>711480295
Explain please?
>>711481278
they make a hell of bang when the go off
>>711477977
That's a quality bit
>>711481395
>How the literal fuck would break a disc rotor in this fashion?
Installation hammer + "I can fix that warping"?
>>711480702
*you're
Fucking Mook, got some decent webms but can't post them.
>>711481692
spelling nazi on /b/ kys
>>711481763
The fuck is this? Why would someone even buy a car like that?
>>711466082
Actelly the color would go away from the disc once used. the break is stronger then the color so it will compress the disk when used. That was actually not an all bad idea.
<--- Mechanic
>>711482147
renault modus
who ever think it got a nice design should kys
>>711481763
change 4 spark plugs
>6.0 hrs flatrate
remove and install engine and transmission assembly
>4.5hrs flatrate
>justmechanicthings.meme
>>711482147
Renault modus. Love working on renaults, especially love their upside down fuse boxes, make diagnosing electrical issues so much easier!
>>711479637
too soon
>>711477961
I don't get it. why is the saved symbol on the fridge?
>>711481686
That's legit. It is supposed to do that.
Similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbnDXw-0pM
>>711478825
That one took me a while
>>711482476
>>711474245
Clutch in a standard is a dry application, clutches in a automatic transmission are in drums which are applied through check valves with have a piston on the bottom when pushes the clutches in the drum toget her causes the apply. When they wear it's not metal you will see you will see a blackNess type paper material, usually when you see metal it's from the torque converter bearings getting eaten up or another bearing or bushing in the transmission filing down from no clearance If you see chunks of metal it's usually a planetary gear and sun gear getting crushed together.
>>711482765
>>711476258
>>711478604
ya, thats blowback fire from the burner in the feed tube, this is your death if you see it in person. Miracles do exist, this is proof.
>>711468032
what for , it already works
>>711481750
did this once in a pinch, sketchy as fuck
>>711483185
Dat warning text though.
>>711480016
this is awesome
>>711477657
and then you notice it was 6 not 5
>>711482929
I don't get it.
Just four bolts on a circuit board.
>>711483324
actuallt pretty safe /b/ro, fleet mechanics do it erryday on semi truks
>>711482867
This is correct, i meant to say if this is tranny fluid with the "paste like" material from wear particles insode the tranny
>>711478446
Bwahahaahahahaahahah
>>711483293
I put cars on lifts all the time, and I fail to see how this can even happen. Assuming it was on the lift correct and weight transfer caused it to fall.
>>711483495
i was doing it on a passenger tire
>>711483398
>>711478535
Make model???
>>711479568
is that a near short?
>>711483610
yeah that's what support stands are for
>>711481750
lolwut
>>711483661
A deconstructed graphics card?
>>711483495
forgot img
>>711470344
that mold too
>>711483569
what motor?
If it looks stupid but it works it isn't stupid.
>>711483661
ugh, old electric caps. They exploded or just ready to explode? Is that why is there an IC missing?
>>711479835
no car tech here.
what's wrong?
didn't remove the original filter, i guess?
uhh how about more with computers and electronics instead of all these dumb car ones that nobody even understands
>>711481438
Had to work on one of those
Fucking stupid as hell, that cars design was the fevered dream of an autistic madman
>>711479117
oh god haha
>>711483610
you did notice the lack of drivetrain, yes? weight transfer yes
>>711483362
Kegstand.jpg
>>711473672
with all those dents in the piston, it was running
>>711469165
so much for preventing blow by
>>711481686
Is that what it looks like to break the hymen?
>>711483943
>Yes I have experience
>I took auto class in high school so I could smoke pot out back
>>711477961
ive fucking checked that and magnets dont kill disquettes , fuck you retards wannabe-pros
>>711483914
the tube from the filter is necked down to half the diameter of the actual intake
>>711476164
>>711483610
Ditto. Although I once saw a fellow mechanic lower a car down onto a pit prop that was supporting the gearbox that he was installing. Front of the car was in the air because of the prop but the rear was lowering with the ramp, thing was seconds away from falling off.
>>711475228
broke muff and cutting the tail shaft lol
>>711484135
did you see camaro on its side farther up there?
be careful around idiots
>>711481508
Oh the Horrrrorrrorrrr
>>711483774
I was once filled all the wasy up and hit my nuts with a red cheetah
>>711483661
I swapped out a processor on a room mate's fire wall 3x (while really drunk) before I spotted the caps.
>>711483908
yep exploded, and the ic burned, when i disconnected it, it literaly felt lol
>>711484385
Is that a power sander.
>>711483943
I did, but i had assumed it was already out before going on the lift because of the direction it was facing. Not enough room for an engine hoist. didn't cross my mind before the it could have been pulled from the underside. I have always pulled motors up, because most of my vehicles have solid front axles.
>>711478351
thats coolant in the gas tank?
>>711483774
So much fun can be had with a cheatah, used to cut the bottom off coke bottles, put them over the end and fire them at the students picnicking in the field next to our workshop.
>>711480321
He's put self tapping screws through the motherboard.
>>711484491
ya, she be doin sum body werk :)
>>711483811
Audi v8. The chain is at the rear of the engine hence the need to remove it to work on the timing gear.
>>711475636
>>711484385
She has a metal blade in the sabre saw and is about to lower her civic, nothing to see here.
>>711484491
Jigsaw...
>>711475228
Drive shaft dude, drive shaft.
>>711479777
checked
>>711484720
What kind of monster does that and goes "yeah, that's just fine"?
>>711478351
not sure if fucktard or blown head gasket
>>711483398
>doesn't know the difference between screws and bolts
>can't see that he's drilled holes and put self tapping screws through them in positions that break the tracks.
How does it feel to have a room temperature IQ?
>>711484720
Nice bead. Every day Stevie Wonder impresses me with something else he can do.
>>711479611
As a chick that works on cars, let me tell you - no woman would leave her hair dangling all over like that while digging in a hot grease pit full of of moving parts. I put mine in a loose bun, then underneath a hat. I'll let the earrings go for now.
>>711481390
underrated
>>711476526
gas powered hot water system
gas line is glowing red
house explosion in 3... 2...
>>711484744
Believe it or not, this is standard operating procedure for some recycling facilities that resell CPUs. It acts as a temporary tray.
>>711484720
>heat dissipation, bro
>>711485007
this girl gets it
also dirty all over but clean hands, and dat cresent wrench would be acceptable answers
>>711480748
That cars rear wheel drive just because it's a ricer doesn't mean it's fwd
>l2google
>>711479723
Just.. wow
>>711477379
thats probably normal paint tho
>>711479568
>can't tell if touching the negative post or not
>>711484854
>Drive shaft dude, drive shaft.
That is why they used low friction wire.
>>711481421
>Why is that wheel healthy at any size?
lost.
>>711477776
off by fucking one
>>711484980
>>can't see that he's drilled holes and put self tapping screws through them in positions that break the tracks.
nah not really, the holes was for the original "screws" i don't know the english name for... these tiny thing you press both side to remove, they are mostly black, brown or white.
but that shit still can run, just have to get a gpu to test it.
>How does it feel to have a room temperature IQ?
kek savage
>>711477386
it actually looks like the ends were cut
this looks like an eastern europoor / russian lowering job
>>711485204
the dirt is shopped though
>>711485214
Yeah, and torque is transferred to the rear axle wirelessly.
>>711484491
its a jigsaw from like 1950
>>711485214
>transverse engine
>complete lack of rear differential
>that cars rear wheel drive
>>711485214
No it isn't. Look at the pic where we can see that there is no drive shift to the rear wheels.
For fucks sake...
>>711485381
thanks sherlock
>>711485330
The screws are clearly going through the middle of the PCB traces
>>711479723
that's the gigawatt overload converter. when you use a high rated battery you need to protect the posts with a medium (the person chose plastic in this case) to keep an overload off your car's electrical system.
>>711478535
times like this i wish /b/ had sound
>>711485214
your post gave me cancer
>>711476258
Pour water on it should be fine
>>711485165
the mobo had multiple attempt fixes for the charge jack. it burned the mobo. i broke and use it so it don't break
im swithing gears yall
>>711475228
Thats one hell of a wire, it isn't even scratched. And it looks like copper too. What's that driveshaft made of, butter?
>>711485214
>That cars rear wheel drive just because it's a ricer doesn't mean it's fwd
>>l2google
I told them about the invisible rear diff. And the invisible drive shaft weights WAY less than carbon fiber.
Bitches here don't know cars. That dude gained over 900HP by going with invisible parts.
>>711483569
Must have that micrometer.
>>711478313
or just cut it and make a 4 cylinder
>>711480016
>>711485428
>wow, that chicks actually holding the correct tooo - nvm
>>711485588
galvanided steel coat hangar, butter(aluminium) driveshaft
>>711485489
it's really not i swear. if it was, how could i used it 1 years after till the geforce i posted here burned lol
>>711477961
Who 3D printed the save icon?
>>711483926
they wanted to be like apple. don't repair or upgrade the guts, just buy a new one
>>711476005
Holy fucking shit!
>>711485721
This is actually pretty common, those bolts are bastards to loosen.
>Fuck VAG.
>>711485888
This way, everythinggets cooler. Clever.
>>711480982
that was one hell of an air compressor
>>711483943
lol what is pinch welds
>>711486030
chinese tires ftw
>>711485888
same socket as the one i posted here with the fixed fan
>>711485529
If her put a water tank around it that could work as a water heater then all his hot water would be free!
Why am I not rich?
>>711485287
judging by the state of the positive post, I think the battery was short circuiting for some time now.
>>711481686
It's called friction drilling. Maybe do a little research sometimes.
>>711479182
>>711486083
it was on a flat bed with no ramps. i didnt do it
>>711484699
there are 3 fucking chains. THREE!!!
>>711478929
>>711478929
Gtfo 8v92t or don't even bother.
>>711485204
I missed the hands. Nice catch.
>>711486247
weight reduced breakdisks: +10HP, +4.20 swag points.
>>711476628
This cannot be real. I refuse to believe it.
>>711486247
That is worse than one I changed out for a friend who broke cars in weird ways.
Apparently he had the fly wheel drop out of one car onto the highway. His Mechanic told him not to come back after that.
>>711486320
dont tell me /b/rother, show me
>>711485712
So that's what they meant by "Power over Ethernet"
>>711486247
>brake will no longer work
>brake will so also no longer get hot
damn clever guy, how many HP did he got from that ? 50?
