Kiss me just like a bee sting.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kiss me just like a bee sting.
so you want it to hurt?
How about no you fucking raisin
That's how I know you mean it.
>>711440151
He wants you to make him swell up
engorged, even
turgid
caitlyn's not here to be triggered by that
why me
anyone really
>>711440347
That is such an awful word. AM or Stairs kept using it for ages iirc
Degrading such a poorinnocent Creature
You make me sick
>>711440448
Oh yeah it's absolutely terrible, that's the point.
Turgid feminine penises, moist boypussies, it's all terrible.
>>711440501
try and stop me
so you'd enjoy having anyone?
you slut
imagine some nignog attacked a trump supporter who was conceal carrying
they'd have a boner for the rest of their life
>>711440561
yeah I'm pretty terrible now fuck me until I pass out
>>711440598
WISH
A
NIGGA
WOULD
>>711440289
To late
already "swollen" af
>>711440555
Damn gay people
>>711440761
Settle down, sunshine
>>711440793
You're not really straight or anything though.
>>711440598
sounds about right
>>711440667
i have no idea how long that would be
probably not too long if I gave you a sizeable amount of alcohol
>>711440850
alcohol and anal are my two second favorite things on this earth
>>711440845
Yeah but compared to you lot and the fags I am friends with IRL I am ultra-straight
That feel when will have dominant bf
That feel when never hang out park
Hand in Hand
laughing at whispers of sweet nothings
That feel when die alone
>>711440962
this is true there are definitely levels and I am on a really fucking low one
>>711440966
I mean the dominant bf part is attainable but I've accepted that I'm dying alone since I'm a piece of shit which is cool
whats being drunk like?
>>711441030
It seems like most of the gays I know are turned up to 11
>>711441119
You lose motor control, you lose the ability to think coherently and you start rambling
I don't think you'd notice a difference
>>711441209
so thats why you suck at wow :^)
>>711441259
Yeah, getting drunk too often and playing at your normal level means I am right at the bottom % of players.
>>711441119
Moving is a lot more difficult, talking and singing are both easier for me up to a certain point, I'm generally happier.
>>711441209
I'm only really like this in threads you know, I can't act queer in person without a drink or two
>>711441396
game imitates life
>>711441431
I still have no idea of it then
>>711441441
this has a lot of 1's and 4's lol
>>711441478
I recommend finding out for yourself but I'm terribly biased
>>711441431
Yeah well the dudes I know IRL are a bit uhhh
Shit did I ever show you pictures from that drag queen party?
>>711441512
no I don't believe you did. Oh dear.
>>711441510
eh, doubt I'd like it. Most liquor Ive tried Ive disliked
>>711440966
Feels good man
>>711441571
my gateway drug for alcohol was wine because it's the most accessible option, especially properly chilled white wine
>>711441532
>>711441660
tried most of it and I still dislike the taste
good in spaghetti doe
>>711441711
holy shit they're all fat too
>>711441739
well that's fine then. You won't ever become a degenerate alcoholic like me
>>711441834
That was just all the fat ones
About a third of them were fat.
>>711441907
I'd still hit it
>>711442049
The one with the blue glitter beard won Drag Queen title after a lip sync battle with one of the "ladies" not pictured.
>>711441870
>>711441941
>>711441992
>>711442050
>All this alcohol
Bad.
>>711442256
alcohol is good
>>711442180
that sounds all sorts of fun
>>711442256
teetotallers are NERDS
>>711442280
Alcohol is bad.
>>711442300
Tea is good.
>>711442300
Is smoking okay?
>>711442440
tea is good, teetotalling is bad and for loser nerdos
>>711442462
I don't have a problem with it but I don't do it either
>>711442300
It was a pretty great night, although the music made me a little uncomfortable.
I recall a singer by the name of Thunderfuck or something being played, if you're curious.
>>711440440
What a slut
>>711442599
hell yeah
>>711442503
I'm not terribly, honestly a lot of that shit is only worth listening to when drunk at a party
>>711442462
No, it is also bad.
>>711442501
I agree.
>>711442599
>YOOOOO
>>711442599
Get outta here, hothead
>>711442672
Yeah I was driving so I didn't get drunk. Had one cider.
>>711442672
You better be at least a little bit ashamed of yourself.
>>711442758
a friend of mine who's straight edge and, like me, is too lazy to get a driver's license had to drive home from a wedding once because everyone else there was too plastered
funniest shit I'd ever heard in my life and I'm glad he's not dead for several reasons
>>711442794
I'm extremely ashamed of myself almost all the time
I find it sad that people dont get driver licenses
I have friends like that too
>>711442873
No licence safer than smashed
>>711442990
dude I really need to do that shit too but I'm lazy and so are my parents so it's just been a time
I know a ton of people who cbf'd with it
>>711443038
Well, HE wasn't, but the drunk ass niggas in the car were and were trying to explain how to drive
>>711443132
i regret not getting it sooner. Learn an automatic car and ez lyf
>>711443188
yeah yeah I'll get around to it fam
>automatic
what is this, peasant city?
Just learn to drive manual
You spend half your fucking day with your hand on a shaft and suddenly it's too difficult for you?
>>711443329
stick cars don't exit in america at this point
>>711443329
Im in a similar situation of 'i dont want to drive'
I think it was a good trade off
>>711443368
awful
buuummpppp
Anyone want a sketch? I'll stream if enough people are interested.
>>711441711
Jesus
I feel like sexy incarnate after seeing that
>>711445830
yes plz
Niggas plz help. I've been looking for a pic similar to this for weeks now. I went through 1k pics of the penis_backwards tag on e621.
It's similar to this pic but more zoomed it and the cock is more detailed and veiny.
>>711445830
https://picarto.tv/IMMADRAWTHINGS
Stream up. C'mon and request shit if you want.
>>711445898
Well, thats sort of the point. To look as awful and gaudy as possible.
hey faggotry i found a cutie from tasmani :^)
>>711443038
I beg to differ.
>>711446633
>>711445898
Me booty will blow ya away
Get it?
Booty?
Blow? 'v'
I'm dead inside
>>711440225
as an undertalefag this one annoys me.
He enjoys hurting others, not himself.
>>711447277
yeah for some reason a lot of the fans try to paint chara as something more tragic than a psychotic monster
>>711447682
the butt was drawn weirdly
>>711448365
yes it was
>>711448365
don't ignore me u faggot
>>711448441
its asshole isnt where itshouldbe
>>711448447
?
>>711448512
i know
>>711448512
scroll up like 8 posts u dip
>>711448551
no one cares about tasmania
>>711448596
qt as fuck tho
totally gonna bf him :^)
>>711448666
youd need to go outside you scene kid
>>711448707
yea we actually met at the train station steps
>>711448746
why were they in tumblr town
>>711448666
devil's trips
>>711448819
it's a meme u dip, i met him online
>>711448884
you'd need to go outside to meet someone you neet
I don't know, they say you'll never die.
>>711448955
yeah nah that sounds scary
>>711449003
but ye, why should I care :^) I met someone that went to my highschool on a gmod server
>>711449083
christ meeting someone i knew in person in a game would be terrible lmao
and idk, just noticed you were in the thread and felt like harassing you.
>>711449149
im bored af. been laying in bed since 8 or so watching videos and cbfed getting up
>>711449249
so you've been laying there for like 7 hours? that's dedication tbh. i mean at that rate you may as well just fall asleep.
>>711449338
yeah nothing on tv, no games to play on my comp so idk
>>711449430
there's literally never anything on tv. even if you have foxtel with hundreds of channels there's nothing on. why not just play edgar allan poe like you always do?
>>711449539
i have foxtel too lul
and poe is at a dead end. I either continue playing my char or make a new character and level it.
I cbfed ow ing, civ ing
>>711449656
add me on club penguin dude we can play that
>>711449747
fuck that
>>711449785
i was only half joking tho
>>711449806
sure you were
whatre your most played steam games?
>>711449868
got 3k hours on gmod kek
>>711449918
top 5
>>711449965
oh i've got like 3k hours on gmod, 300 hours on css, and then some random games. don't play many steam games.
>>711450012
what do you play then?
>>711450046
sorry, don't play many games in general. rarely play minecraft and that's about it.
morning
>>711450102
get poe and try it
>>711450173
ain't my kind of game tho
i unironically want to play club penguin with you, btw,
>>711450215
nah im not big of a faggot
>>711450279
yeah but it'd be funny
>>711450321
like your life
>>711450363
love u too faggotry
i might sleep, pretty tired. didn't get any sleep last night cause there was a spider on my bed. i hate australia.
>>711450405
huntsman?
>>711450477
small one, i think.
>>711450502
find actual games to play
also in poe you can play with people without knowing their steam acc
>>711450584
the only games i need are the crosswords in the newspaper :^)
>>711450639
...
>>711450710
i just don't like playing video games any more, none of them interest me.
>>711450764
literally nothing does
>>711450801
yea more or less. at least i do things that are slightly more productive than playing vidja.
>>711450903
like what
you dont
ALCOHOL? SEX? VODKA?
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?
>>711450929
i mean working out is slightly productive
>>711440067
>>711451108
you dont work shit
>>711451156
i sure work your boyfriends dick, faggot.
>>711451164
dont you have some bait thread to make?
>>711451201
might as well be black because you dont work
>>711451261
>>711451261
being black wouldn't be bad, at least i could say nigga.
>>711451463
get poe
learn it
no complain
>>711451513
i'll pass tbh
>>711451630
yea gn faggotry
More gay furry butt sex!
dorothy was right
>>711452072
https://youtu.be/rtChPB6NjJY
>>711453451
bobby giving me the spooks
>>711453420
I ended up going to a chinese buffet with my roommate and then getting alcohol.
Drank and played placement matches for Overwatch competitive season 2. It was kinda good, kinda bad.
>>711453724
That seems pretty great to me. I'm cleaning my room intermittently today, it's kind of a disaster. I'll probably drink as I go.
>>711453832
Yeah except playing Overwatch while drunk always seems to make me depressed.
I placed well (apparently everybody in S2 placed a bit high), gained 50 points for a really good win in my first match, and then my next 10 matches were a rollercoaster or wins and losses and it ended with a net loss of 100 points from where I started. People are so mean.
Damn, I should clean my room too, but meh.
you guys talk about alcohol like
in every thread every day
>>711453832
>I'm cleaning my room
fuckin finally
>>711454003
There's almost no chance your room is as messy as mine is, it's actually vaguely disgusting and it's very good I don't eat in here.
Why is it worse to play overwatch drunk? Literally everything drunk is better to me. I get the teams of people being dicks though for sure.
>>711454028
I'm becoming an alcoholic.
>>711454072
I thought you'd like that. I have like several hundred seltzer cans.
>>711454177
How awful
>>711454177
Well, I threw out two liquor bottles, a trash bag full of tissues because sick, and a greasy bag that once had food. That's probably enough cleaning.
Because I guess I'm even more prone to getting frustrated and depressed while drunk. I went in with such a good attitude, talking to my teams and wanting to work together. A few interactions drained me of all enthusiasm.
>>711454307
I've just now regained control of my life.
>>711454342
>greasy bag that once had food
gross
I need to dust oh god this place is fucking oklahoma or something
Alcohol makes me universally happier, but yeah, team games are hard. I was always the guy in tf2 that tried to lighten grumpy moods.
>>711454405
It wasn't that greasy. Just dried grease stains on a paper bag ain't that gross.
I try bringing my team together, but if even one person only cares about themself... we lose.
I'll only ever be as good as my team, since I play support. I'm not sure if I still believe in it, but my drunken self believed that I would have to start practicing DPS roles hard so that I can carry regardless of shitty people.
>>711454687
nah dude when I get overwatch I'm gonna be the sickest dps of all time and I'll carry you and you can be my cute little healslut
>>711454864
I don't know if I can be content with that anymore and stay sane.
Maybe it's a bit serious out of nowhere, but playing yesterday night made me feel extremely inclined towards self-harm as it progressed. I'm not sure if I should do this anymore. I can't handle this competitive life because I just kick myself for everything that goes wrong.
aNOOOOO CHEEKI BREEKI
>>711455030
alright yeah I'd take a break from it then. I'm very serious though that when I get my computer shit sorted and I play with you you should give competitive another chance (assuming I'm not god awful). These things are less horrid with friends, and I'm not a grumpy teammate.
>>711455065
get out of here stalker
>>711455186
>tfw really thirsty due to sickness but can't drink water because I don't want it sloshing around while doing core exercises
Life is suffering.
Ah, that was it. I had determined that there were two options to advance: either git real gud at DPS, or always play with a high number of people I know and kick ass at support.
>>711455065
YV DAMMKE
>>711455365
me and zac will be your posse
>>711455513
As long as it's people who I know will cooperate with me, then I'll take anyone.
>>711455463
I prefer the fart version ^^
>>711455640
you can keep me on a tight leash, I'm good at following instructions~
>>711455685
If you talk like that again with tildes, I will murder you.
Tildes are cancer.
I'm justpoppin morphine like they're Skittles
Life's good
>>711455762
O-oh I'm sorry caitlyn senpai >////< I-I don't want to make you angry... uwu
>>711455909
Stop being a fucking bitch.
>>711456034
I don't think I could do that for 3 consecutive posts anyway.
>>711455903
wow that's a different genre of gay shit
>>711455903
>popping morphine like Skittles
Your arm must look like one of those pedophile finding sites over any given trailer park.
>>711456095
It's okay though, you're a beautiful and perfect bitch, and I accept it.
>>711456115
hey dallas america's great again dude how you feeling
>>711456297
man people keep complimenting me today, earlier a liberal told me I was the only intellectually consistent person in the city of philadelphia
>>711456115
Lol take it in the mouth
never injected before
>>711456095
Bad gay or good gay?
>>711456410
Probably because your intellect is just superior to a lot of people.
Most if not all of your opinions are the correct opinion.
>>711456567
I mean I'm about it.
>>711456571
you know that's getting screencapped
>>711456410
So we're gonna shake things up a little bit- Free from the system, free from ID control, our minds free from their prisons. It'll be the wild west all over again.
>>711456620
Just let me suck your dick some more while you're at it, huh?
>>711456662
It's absolutely beeeeeeeyoooootiful, isn't it? I've had a great week.
Lost a few friends, but otherwise a great week.
>>711456712
I mean you're welcome to, I'll return the favor.
>>711456782
>at this point, sarcasm is no longer dripping in the atmosphere; we are submerged by it
Anytime, man.
>>711456896
Drowning in it, perhaps. Drink from me, drink from me.
I had to fight myself to not use a tilde.
>>711456567
>gon
ew
>>711456985
Don't even try me, bitch.
I'll suck your dick so hard that you'll faint from the unmitigated pleasure of it, the likes of which you have yet to experience in such a degree.
>>711456782
Oh I hope they keep pushing the envelope- I need to see it all come crashing down.
>>711457194
Wow, you are unbelievably confident in your fellatio skills for a virgin.
>>711457214
Liberals are burning down the country. Fucking PORTLAND is rioting. All Trump needs to do is show up and do his job semi competently (give us Justice Cruz, maybe?) and everything's good on the political front.
>>711457342
>faux confidence
>sarcastic joking
Well considering I don't really have much of a gag reflex, I'm sure that's a plus.
The one key tip that I've heard repeated is just pls no teeth.
>>711457482
Yeah I had to fix my own gag reflex over trial and error, I think I've done it well.
No teeth, the tip of the cock is more important than deepthroating successfully is, if you're gonna go all the way down keep your tongue around the tip as much as possible.
>>711457482
Nah that's shit
Take advice from Cosmo and masticate like it's a gummy bear
>>711457597
aaaaaa
>>711457561
I always brush to the very back of my tongue to get rid of whatever shit builds up on it and bad breath.
Thanks for the tips that will remain as theoretical knowledge for the remainder of my existence.
>>711457597
Have you heard of the grapefruit trick?
I might have to try it out.
>>711457630
Like a bit of beef jerky
Want a gobby?
>>711457750
I'm certain you'll put that wisdom to amazing use someday. Maybe not for me, but I know it'll happen.
>>711457781
Absolutely not from you.
>>711457750
I have not. Elaborate
>>711457342
Dispense with the formalities, throw caution to the wind, they want a war? Give them a war- Burn down everything they know to ash until not even the memory remains. They'll throw around the term "monster" but in their fear they will forget the false ideology they let so graciously lean on them. Everything will come tumbling down in rapturous thunder, ready to begin again.
>>711457873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U
>>711457834
only 4 u bb
>>711457903
I'm not sure it'll go nearly that far, liberals are enormous pussies. They'll retreat into their holes.
>>711457969
nice
>>711458052
Stoke the coals, light a spark.
>>711458146
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>>711458052
>not the Jigglypuff "how fast is melee?"
Nah srs tho virgin 4 lyfe.
Deal with it.
>>711458198
I don't think I can post that, filesize too big.
Literally hitler
>>711457969
Oh my fucking god 2:35
Jesus christ man
>>711458341
FFWWQQEYUAQQUEUAUUEUAHGQUEU
>>711458294
More like dick size too big, you stud.
>>711457038
you're ew
>>711458448
h-hah yeah I'm so magnificently endowed
>>711458531
Size doesn't matter when you're perfect in every aspect of being.
>>711458508
Literally worst boy
Killua is acceptable
>>711458448
I was not expecting that
>>711458662
ok please stop I'm blushing
>>711458662
No one is perfect!
>>711458693
Neither will yo man!
Now get out there and burn some fat, boi.
>>711458775
God, you're too easy.
Really now.
>>711458850
flattery is my weakness
>>711458693
Oh
I just thought the dialogue was cute
Is it a show?
>>711458924
Well, you must be weak and blushing a lot whenever you go out in public.
You're too cute to not compliment.
>>711458963
Yeah. Hunter X Hunter
Pretty homoerotic
>>711459178
PLEASE
>>711459256
But seriously, how could anyone look at your cute long hair and adorable face and not instantly fall in love?
I can't think it.
I wanna kill myself erryday
>>711459491
I can't respond lucidly to this.
>>711459547
welcome to the club
