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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>711387333
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Miku claimed.
Waddup virgins
BASED RUSSIAN CORE LAND
>>711390343
do you know anything about jeeps
>>711390417
Kind of, my friend drives a Jeep Wrangler and we have discussed them extensively
>>711390343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4tALfqyME
>>711390494
I have a 1950 Willys M38, and it just doesn't want to start. It's driving me nuts.
>>711390343
Learn how to orientate a camera
hannu claimed
>>711390637
he can orientate it however he likes
your waifu is shit
>>711390619
Assuming your telling the truth, I would restore it and sell it, and buy a newer vehicle. I drive a 2016 Toyota Tacoma, trust me the newer vehicles are worth it
>>711390260 (Snyg)
Nothing impressive, just some quick doodles. I do have some full page sketches if you want to see them?
>>711390637
I'm on my phone
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
>>711390752
I'm fixing it up for parades and to drive. It's not that bad considering it is like a monkey when it comes to driving up and around things. Great for my property and for driving around. Lots of vets wave at me too
How do you guys deal with suicidal thoughts?
>>711390871
And that means you can't figure out how to take a vertical picture?
>>711390923
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>>711390967
I don't have them to begin with
>>711390767
Sure! It'll be better than my stick with facial expression haha
>>711390923
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>>711390967
i think of my waifu :o
>>711391072
When you take a vertical pic it comes out horizontally. I undestand its hard for you to tilt your head due to excessive neck fat but come on
>>711391072
they usually go away when I see you
>>711391138
who is your waifu? :o
>>711390967
I try to think very hard of the few people I would leave behind. Seems I'm not egoistic enough to commit yet.
>>711390923
>>711390923
>>711391025
About the best Ill get out of you
>>711391072
Come on, wheres that crazed look?
>>711391102
You too! Thats not good enough!
thread is going too fast for my sleepy ass
>>711389497
I know you can
why are you spamming nazi pics?
>>711389852
oh that is pretty sweet, what is after those 4 weeks? a break?
oh hell yea that is amazing, what kind of store is it?
>>711390260
yea he is being worse than usual
you made them yourself? good shit dude
oh right I read that, hope you are doing better now
>>711390967
Aside from keeping yourself occupied with things you enjoy or learning something new, >>711391273
this would definitely apply.
>>711391268
sachi :o
>>711391343
idk my autism compels me to
>>711391343
Why did you say you owe me an apology?
>>711391327
o:<
>>711391273
but if you died, there's nothing to think about
>>711391072
Can you post this without the hat?
It's very cute but Trump scares me
>>711391198
1: You can take vertical pictures on a phone
2: Assumptions are fun aren't they, like how I can assume you're life is terrible and you only come here to validate yourself
>>711391327
I'm not crazy though
>>711390923
>>711391102
Sent. Git gud scrub ;^)
Claimed
>>711391289
That just looks happy! Make one like you mean it!
>>711391321
Thats impressive for an idol. Now tap into your warrior and show me what you got!
>>711391550
Thats better! Get mad!
>>711391558
I bet you can be! Just think of when Chen annoys you!
>>711391690
Thats just sad!
>>711390923
>>711391484
try to tone it down
>>711391527
oh sorry I didn't see that last thread
because I kinda have been lying to you past week
>>711392067
>>711392067
>>711391550
This is true and often too appealing. However, your peers are the one who will be hurt. I'd rather keep all the pain to myself.
>>711392141
its hard
>>711392141
Have you even been talkign to me the past week?
>>711392067
Is this a war face then?
>>711392127
Thats a face that is tired of war. I want a WAR FACE!
>>711392147
I like the buildup on that one. Keep that up.
>>711392157
Is she trying to bite an apple? Because thats all I see!
>>711392353
Why would you rape an innocent child? You sick fuck.
Goodbye for now /waifu/ I need to do some work at work.
>>711392250
I know, you have been not trying though
come sacho i believe you can do better
>>711392284
yea....
I didn't want to blow my cover so soon
I dunno why I have a weird mindset
>>711392513
>>711392559
what am i meant to do
Best girl
https://youtu.be/1Q3RyvQLqes
>>711392513
>Implying
Chen loves her master
This counts right?
>>711392559
Ah, remember I asked if it was you ;o
>>711392067
I've spent too much time on /m/ to know that turning gold or red never ends well for the other side. Worse if it involves calm, happiness, or a ghost of a dead person.
>>711391327
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>>711391343
Than usual you say?
Yes sir
I'm doing fine lol. More concerned on your sleep
>>711391708
:^(
>>711392537
Take care, digi-sword
>>711392767
I would do unspeakably lewd things to those nice feet.
>>711392998
Stop pretending to be me :o
>>711392513
>>711392767
This meme is so spicy it made my ass burn
>>711392513
>Wanting war faces right as I get back home from clothes shopping.
Fuck you, I wanted to have a nice, relaxing evening after I've been on the north side of town all day.
>>711393071
Not meaning to be, I thought your image was pretty funny, though. But those feet are sure nice.
>>711393276
Sena 4 Laifu
>>711392610
Thats better! But you can do better!
>>711392752
That was a highly suggestive picture!
>>711392868
Looks more like a shitty green to me! Get me a WAR FACE!
>>711392990
Thats better. Give in to the fight!
>>711393185
Much more like it!
>>711392767
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a 4chan pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
>>711393276
I didnt say you had to give me one.
>>711393539
Sena a cute
>>711393556
What Rory doesn't have what is essentially a child slave with Stockholm syndrome?
>>711393599
i feel honored knowing homu-chan posted my pasta
>>711390923
Night.
>>711393917
Rin Tohsaka is now claimed faggots
![Guren[38].png](https://i.imgur.com/ht3fLRv.jpg "Guren[38].png")
>>711390923
>>711393556
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>>711393838
Hello
>>711393970
Night
>>711393668
I'm going to do it anyways, and you can't stop me!
>>711393478
And I know I can spook you even more.
>>711392990
I probably should sleep
>>711394101
you again
![Guren[48].png](https://i.imgur.com/7rOusaN.png "Guren[48].png")
>>711394285
I'm afraid you might be mistaking me for someone else. Greetings though.
>>711393686
No. That shits for degenerates.
>>711393917
Thats just asinine.
>>711394101
Thats not mad! Get mad!
>>711394139
That attack looks like I could just stand and take it!
>>711394189
Then give me face, not eyes!
>>711394480
>>711394593
>>711394593
Don't be jealous you can't create a slave
Ignore the fact that Ran is basically Yukari's computer and cannot disobey her
>>711394730
>>711394593
>>711395057
>>711394593
I don't get mad but I do make my pawns go berserk. Does that count for anything?
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>>711395128
>>711395242
Glad to see I've been forgiven
>>711394788
Thats just plain scary
>>711394891
Oh I can do that. I dont want to. I do claim their soul too. Bet you cant claim souls.
>>711395070
You're losing your edge.
>>711395171
Pawns are nothing without a strong leader
>>711395403
>>711395378
Nice dual Sabers.
>>711395403
It's not her job to take souls
Her job is to do what Yukari wants, whether it's fighting or calculations
>>711394524
No I am not
You are mistaking me for someone else
Thought you'd recognise our catchphrase
I used to post as an avatar
Meet my Waifu
>>711394593
I'm pretty sure that one could still suffice. Fine then, here's another one that could've been a little better.
>>711395378
I never said that.
>>711395383
No u.
>>711396183
>for you
I mean.. uh?
D.va clamied :^)
>>711395847
Anything involving her other eye would suffice.
>>711396183
But you said you'd stop talking to me if I was sarcastic and you're replying to me
>>711396261
>for you
Uuuh, I mean, nothing~
>>711395725
Nice mech suit
>>711396431
That's because I'm sad :^)
![Guren[32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pTcayMz.jpg "Guren[32].jpg")
>>711395845
Oh I get it now. Still brutal but much cuter, if I may say so.
>>711395403
Any tips on getting angrier?
>>711396437
>let's do this
I mean...
I didn't say anything!
<3 would die for her / 10 <3
>>711396399
>War face that involves her other eye.
Will this one do?
>>711396598
I'm ready.
>>711396564
both very true, and that is why I love her
sorry for being as vague as possible
still just as glad to see you
how has your day been?
>>711396745
that is a very good waifu
>>711393556
I will!
>>711393838
Red
>>711394101
Hello LTC
>>711394285
Do it
>>711394480
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>>711396921
Let's go.
>>711394189
>>711397000
>trips
thanks. your waifu a qt, too.
>>711396861
Eh...it's just a good idea to stay out the way when the eyepatch is off.
>>711397075
Boi.
>>711397060
I won't
>>711397198
I actually found her support conversations to be one of the best
and thanks
you new around these parts?
>>711397060
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Hey sis.
>>711397499
This will be magical
:^)
>>711395811
But you cant take souls.
I can.
>>711395847
Seems alright
>>711396861
Thats more like it
>>711396564
Imagine Shinoa took the top off your burger, scooped out the bread, and replaced it with mayo.
>>711397000
>trips
nicely done
>>711397558
>I actually found her support conversations to be one of the best
It's the only ones I can remember, really. I actually liked all of the characters in that game, but Lissa just stood out above the rest. Shame that fates was so unbearably boring and the waifu choice was worse.
>you new around these parts?
very much so
You haven't happened to have had your waifu drawn in a drawthread before, have you?
>>711397558
Oh. Well then
>>711397583
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Doing good sis?
>>711397611
Excuse me?
>>711397778
One post late. I am dissipointed
![Guren[59].png](https://i.imgur.com/L6lbpgx.jpg "Guren[59].png")
>>711397000
>sorry for being as vague as possible
Don't worry about it, I fully understand. I am also glad to see you. My day was uneventful, how was yours?
>>711397060
Hello Shinoa. How is the situation out there?
>>711397611
Unfortunately there are no pictures in existence to describe the anger I would feel in that situation.
>>711398090
>:^)
>>711398191
QOTT: What was on that monitor?
>>711397347
She's still a threat even when the eyepatch is on. Gotta remember the maid cafe scene.
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>>711397101
Yeah, your favorite kitty-bunny isn't in a happy mood right now.
>>711397611
What about at gunpoint?
hug me yuno
>>711397608
Let's drink for our ship!
>>711398090
Doing good, damn tired though.
You?
>>711398550
Guns dont scare me
>>711398117
Then find the closest to it. I would show you a full rage Akiko but image size limit.
>>711398453
Something involving Itami. Only way Rory would be like that.
>>711398453
>>711397778
I mean, what can I say?
I am just that good
>>711397931
Yea this is true everyone in that game was cute as fuck and fates was lacking. Which version did you play? Because for obvios reason I liked Peri a lot
well welcome then, cute waifus like yours are always appreciated. Especially with pics like that
Nope, I requested once but sadly no one was up for the task
>>711398090
you better be ready to talk with me
>>711398117
thanks, you are a good guy. You doing anything then? perhaps listening to some music?
I took a 4 hour math test which was intense
thats about it
>>711398117
It was character in killing floor. Died only once but I'm managed to get $1k worth of guns and ammo back and best the boss. How is the Frontline?
>>711398191
(<:',
>>711398453
Yaoi
>>711398550
Say bubbles in the angeriest voice possible if you're in a bad mood
>>711398829
Fine on my said. Just got done with a killing floow game and downloading medival 2 rn. You should sleep, sis
>>711398874
Sure dude. See right above to know what I am doing currently
hug me yuno
>>711398829
To our health and the ship!
>>711398874
> Peri
I could not stand how obnoxious her laugh was. Everyone was some caricature of an anime stereotype, I felt. I really only liked red miku (whatever her actual name was) and she was still pretty trash considering she was actually a reoccurring character from awakening.
> requested
well, I'd've drawn it had I been around. I usually draw waifus. Reason I asked was because I actually did do a small (albeit shitty) draw of your waifu iirc.
>>711397611
There's no point in taking souls
>>711398873
Is California actually trying to secede?
I don't think it'll work
>>711398874
>4 hour math test
Oh hell, what class/course was this for?
>>711399038
And you should get KF2 so we can play together~
Nah, not yet, it's friday.
>>711399107
To our health and also you!
>>711399552
Much like Texas or Quebec wanting to secede from their respective countries, this won't happen either.
>>711399660
>and also you
>mfw
>>711398858
Oh right, forgot for a moment that you live in Australia.
>>711399038
That did not help at all.
hug me yuno
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>711398874
Thanks
>perhaps listening to some music?
Correct. Do you think you did well on that test?
>>711399038
Good job on defeating that noble. We cleared all of them in the area so I have a day off tomorrow.
>>711398858
I will get back to you eventually on this, as I can't find anything at the moment.
>>711399038
Oh you play Killing Floor as well.
I always thought that game was horrible, well that is what I heard
I'm about to watch the new drifters episode
>>711399423
yea her laugh can get annoying after a while but her yandere personality spoke to me
>red miku
fucking kek, I understand who you mean though
yea that was one of my main problems, some characters were just copy pasted.
Oh I'd love a drawing of yuno, but maybe it was someone else since she is quite a popular waifu from a popular show.
I would love to see it though, if you saved it somewhere
>>711399563
Hard to explain kek
I took like highschool esque math in college.
It is a bit of everything, just like the test
>>711400047
And also >>711400000
>>711400098
I feel all of that
>love to see it
I mean. It's trash and I'm a really shitty sketch artist. I did it in a few minutes.
>more excuses
be gentle.
hug me yuno
>>711400048
what are you listening to?
Oh boy I hope so, it is 40% of my final grade
it was really hard and I left some questions unanswered
>>711400535
It is so good though! I love it
Not only do I love her expression it has a lot of really good usages
Thanks a bunch
>>711399827
Got the pun <3
>>711400935
thank you
hug me yuno
>>711400998
goodnight Alice
>>711401154
defintly saved, keep up the good stuff
I sometimes lurk drawthreads, you known as an alias there?
>>711401004
Just like how you caught me
![Guren[31].png](https://i.imgur.com/tQ45Fjt.png "Guren[31].png")
>>711400935
I hope you will be rewarded according to the amount of preparation you had for that test.
I am listening to Neil Young right now.
>>711400998
goodnight
hug me yuno
>>711400998
You can't fool me Alice, I know you're still here
>>711401655
Yea me too, it was a lot tbh
4 books of math, kill me please
never heard anything of him, he looks like a country singer
>>711399660
See, I wanna save up money~
Makes sense but don't get too wild at night mmkay?
>>711399909
Aw. Nevermind then. Thought it'll make you at least laugh
>>711400048
Psshhhhhhh. This noble wasn't the brightest. Oooh nice! Any plans or are you going to kick back and relax?
>>711400098
I enjoy the game. Wish I can play the Shrek mod with it where the boss becomes Shrek. Drifters?
>>711402459
I wasn't judging or anything but I thought it was a meme, but I might be thinking of something else.
that is a thing? that's pretty great tbh
Yea it's a new show and it is fucking good, it is made by the same people as Hellsing so the style is really alike, which is a good thing
also it has one of the best OPs I heard in a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZnxv95EZGs
>>711402778
shit
![Guren[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Afgqhi8.jpg "Guren[3].jpg")
>>711402195
I'm not a country fan but I really enjoy some of his songs. I guess I could dig up a bit more in that genre but I'm usually busy listening to other, more aggressive things.
>>711402459
Latter. It's gonna be my only day off for a little while and I am too much of an idiot to make good use of it.
>>711402459
Well you thought wrong.
>>711403124
Oh what do you usually listen to then?
and what got you into this calmer type of music right now?
Well I guess I have to post a last image because nobody else will
>Ran-sama
>>711403933
now just hope someone bakes
>>711403124
Kek i know that feel very well lol
>>711403432
I wanted to worry and help a friend out with solutions
>shinoa
