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You have 1 MINUTE to justify why you don't own guns.
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Because doing so is illegal in my country without a license and good reason.
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>>711383454
Swedecuck
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>>711383454
because i live in a civilized country
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>>711383454
I can't, so I guess I'll go get some.
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>>711383454
Because I'm not spending money on somethimg that I'll never use
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Because I could kill a man with my bare hands.

Guns are for pussies.
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>>711383454

Because guns are not legal in Germany and a good German obeys the law.
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>>711384240
Not if he had a gun, idiot.
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I have two pistols. One stays in my night stand and the other is locked up.
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>>711383454
I do
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because I own one gun
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>>711383454
I'll be getting one when I move out.
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>>711384564
mom's basement is a no gun zone?
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Clumsy. 100% will Blow my Head off tripping over my small ass Shit sog
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>>711384380
I can disarm a man in 69 different ways.

And that's with one hand tied behind my back.
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>>711384641
fucking sogs
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>>711384639
Girlfriend's place is a no gun zone.
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>>711384048

Plenty of civilized countries have legalized gun ownership. You say you are in a civilized country, yet you don't think the people in your country are civilized enough to own guns without killing each other. Are you people civilized or not? Can't have it both ways.
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>>711383454
Because I'm 19 and live in Illinois.
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You have 1 minute to tell me why that woman is holding your gun. She's gonna bleed all over it.
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>>711383454
Can't afford permit or gun
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>>711384669

You are aware that firearms are designed for use at moderate to long range right? You have to be pretty close to disarm someone.
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>>711384669
I'm only replying because you guessed your own post number. Checked
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>>711384240
>Guns are for pussies.

Love this attitude where everyone thinks they are some kind of ninja, and talks shit because everyone else isn't a ninja. Newsflash, you aren't a ninja, and I can draw and send 3 down range at your faggot ass faster than you can "disarm" me.
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>>711384983
i have been trained by Kenyans to run at approximately 69 kilomiles per second.

Aka faster than your fat ass
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>>711384782
people are people no matter where they live.
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>>711385056
How can one arm be tied behind your back ?
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But I do own guns. There's some nice woodland near me for hunting. I also concealed carry when I go out on a walk. Don't get me wrong, I never want to use it, but it's there if I need it for protection.
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>>711385175
Except for browns.
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>>711384739
You live at ur gfs place? Shouldn't it be the other way around? I bet she has you cleaning dishes and wearing a chastity cock cage too. KYS Hill Shill.
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>>711383454
Live in Canada and it's a pain in the ass to get a gun. Daddy government is here to protect you, why would you want to be armed?
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>>711385165

You got me there. The reason they're so fast is that they can't afford plane tickets to the Olympics, so they have to run across the water.
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>>711385083
SIR I have traveled back in time to be the student of Oda Nobunaga himself.
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>>711383454
i have a ccw and carry
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my edc is 2 AR15's, concealed
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>>711383454
Why would I need a gun?

>inb4 NRA handbook
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>>711385278
My condo closes in a few months and I needed a place to crash.
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>>711383454
It's pretty hard to get them here, they're expensive and the only weapons you can really get are either if you a part of some group that does target shooting or you hunt.

If I had one, I'd blow my fucking brains out.
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>>711385487
>My condo closes
Was english not your first language?
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>>711385478
>Why would I need a gun?

I have some because they are fun to shoot.
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>>711383454
I don't trust myself not to blow my brains out
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Just bought myself a nice rifle today,
The CVA Wolf Muzzle-loader,
America.. Some times you guys disappoint me, But this thing is fantastic
-Im a Canadian
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>>711383454
I live in a cultivated country where such barbarous means are not necessary.
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>>711385567
I feed bad for how cucked everywhere that isn't the USA is
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>>711383454
>people don't want to hurt me
>was once classified as a schizophrenic
>afraid I will have to defend my right to own a handgun in court
>have no need to own a handgun other than as a hobby, restate reason 1
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>>711385617
It is, yes. That's a common term meaning the deal to purchase something will come to fruition at a certain point in the future.
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>>711384669
From 20 yards?
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>>711385690
>My count has no crime
cognitive dissidence to cope with not being able to own firearms
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>>711385617

Always capitalize the word English, you fucking peasant.
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>>711385240
well that's a given
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>>711384689
reported to the SS
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>>711385886
I have been trained by Kenyans to run at 69 kilomiles per second
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>>711383916
>good reason
Join gun club
>License
apply. Worst they can do is say no.
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Because I'm not a massive fucking pussy
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>>711385617
Dude....learn to real estate.
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>>711383454
Stupid americans... you always think you're the only ones in this world who are allowed to own Guns. In my country (in the eu) many people own Guns. But Who gives a fuck? If you're interested in Sport shooting, hunting, precision shooting or just the mechanics you can Talk with other interested people about it, but not just because you're having a gun.
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I have my grandpa's .22 centerfire rifle. The thing is, I am roughly two feet taller than he was, and it looks like I'm holding a toy rifle.
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>>711383454
I don't need one,
The criminals here don't have them.
and the police ask questions, before they start shooting.
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Because guns are for the weakest of the weak, mentally and physically lazy.
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>>711383454
Because I got drunk as a dumb ass college kid (12 years ago) and smacked a mailbox or 10 with a bat and a friend and got a felony for it. Fuck I wish I could go back and rethink that night.
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cuz i spend all my money on coke
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>>711383454
I sell them, I don't need to own them.
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>>711386038
That's okay, I was trained by North Koreans to react in .001 plank time. You move so slowly I can get 10 shots off, reload, and get 10 more before you've taken a step.
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I'm not a gullible dip who bought into the fear mongering of gun manufacturers.

If you are ever robbed, having a gun makes you more likely to be killed.
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>>711383454
It's illegal for me to own a gun license personally
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>>711385938
english. I see the red squiggle and I can refusing to capitalize it because proper nouns are a stupid waste of time.
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>>711386335
fuck, that's fast :o
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because my country is a pussy country
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>>711383454
No need for one.
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>>711386341
I bought a gun because it's awesome. Going skeet shooting makes me happy, who are you to judge me?
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>>711386460
weak beta male with no girlfriend detected.
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>>711386460
>No need for one.

So you can only own one if you need it? You can't just want it?
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Because I don't live in a country flooded with niggers and rednecks.
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>>711386543
I'm not judging you. I'm justifying why *I* don't own guns. Which is simply I don't need one. The NRA has tried to pitch the "need guns for your safety" line and it's stupid.
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>>711386341
>If you are ever robbed, having a gun makes you more likely to be killed.
haha this is what liberals actually believe. In my stated burgers are shot and killed frequently, thus hope invasions aren't common because we can legally shoot first ask questions later if someone breaks in. You don't know how comfy it is to have a gun on you at all time. I never worry about anything because if things get too hairy I will quick draw and shoot a nigger.
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I don't have the money to buy any of the guns I'd actually want yet, and I'm not a big enough coward to believe I actually need a gun, so I'm not just gonna buy something cheap for protection.
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>>711386341
Having a gun makes you less likely to get robbed.
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I live in sweden
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>>711386852
>"need guns for your safety"
yeah self defense is useless. You just run for your life while calling the police when shit eventually gets real in your long life. Same reason I don't wear a seat belt, I will never get in a serious car wreck.
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A sharp knife is all you need
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>>711386783
Okay, i dont need one or want one.
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>>711386852
I feel safer with mine, but I also live in an area where a little paranoia is justified. I'd get out of the hood but the rent is cheap. I'm just glad I don't have kids.
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>>711383454
My country is not overrun with niggers/SJWs. Also a lot of legal procedures I don't care enough to do.
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>>711387146
what if I shoot at you with my glock, you'll die I imagine. Please invent a creative story about how you will fight me off with your 3inch kershaw
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>>711384316
Cept for that while back in the 40's huh
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I am afraid if I kill someone in self defense I will have to do time for it
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>>711387491
Thank god for castle states.
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Time comes that I'll need one there will plenty of them on the ground.
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>>711387491
if your state has castle law and stand your ground you have to really fuck up to be charged.
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>>711387606
autist
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>>711387464
It was law in the good ol' times. Germans did their duty.
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>>711383454
>justify why you don't own guns
I live in a decent country.

I feel sad for the third world though, you guys have it rough needing guns and shit to survive.
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>>711383454
Not needed in my country, there's no problem with illegal gun use.
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>>711383454

I don't feel like doing the paperwork and paying the cash for a tool i don't want anyway.
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Can't afford
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>>711383454
In addition to it being highly illegal where I live:
It's an unneccessary expenditure
It takes up space which I don't have enough of as it is
Having a gun in the house reduces the safety of me, my wife and my kids and I kinda like them.
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>>711387714
Lol, ya got me there. Good work Shultz
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Getting another soon. Work at a gun factory. Love my job.
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havent had a job since i turned 18 last month, but id like one
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>>711386371
illegal to exercise a constitutional right?

Sounds like its illegal for you to live and pursue happiness too.
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If every member of my household picks up one of my guns in each hand, we still couldn't hold them all.
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>>711383454

I own many guns and I voted for Trump. I can't wait for some of these bans to lift and for ammo prices to come down a little. It's going to be a great four years. Here's to making it eight!
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>>711388236
not every english speaking 4chan user lives in america dumbass.
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>>711384782
>you don't think the people in your country are civilized enough to own guns without killing each other
the usa is so civilised with guns that mass shootings happen pretty fucking often, and you are all shit scared of it happening so you all need guns. This is what makes the usa a second world country and a failed society, by failing to protect itself as almost every proper first world country has.

>trouble is many amerifats actually want it to be like that, they are dumb as shit
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I do
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Because im too fucking poor to afford one
>>711383454
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>>711388236
>>711388370
And felons in america cant own a gun
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>>711388276

No mo NFA tax on suppressors and SBR's dawg!
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>>711388498
that too.
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>>711383454
Because I had to watch as several of my classmates were gunned down by the two weird kids and I don't know if I can contain an erection that big again.
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>>711384208
>what is a shooting range
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>>711388385
>Coming from some "Fly over" country in Europe with a fraction of the USA's influence
How can you even justify the notion of your country being superior to America when you shamelessly accept its protection?
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>>711387491
better alive doing time getting 3 hots and a place to sleep than dead dumb ass.
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Am poor
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I own plenty, but I'm not some dumbass trumpfag
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>>711387750
>decent country
>implying civility

So, you're saying your country is civil enough not to NEED guns, but you don't actually TRUST your neighbor to own one? Which one is it? Either it's a civil, decent country and people are overall decent folk who can be trusted with guns, or they're not and you really don't live in a 'decent' country. Can't have it both ways.
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>>711388385
>the usa is so civilised with guns that mass shootings happen pretty fucking often,

almost 320 million people, most of whom own guns, but because out of that 320 there is the occasional lunatic, it means the entire country is uncivilized. Please go fuck yourself you stupid shit.
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>>711388448
What's that curved bit on top?
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>>711388667
You don't, and you better pay your full 2% of GDP on nato or trump is kicking you out and letting russia invade you, we don't care anymore.
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Don't you get tired of people comparing USA violence with other countries? Like Australia, Sweden, Denmark, or anywhere.... as if those countries have the amount of wild niggers the USA does. I'm not blaming all crime on them. But let's see crime statistics without niggers.
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>>711388556

Please please please please!

Suppressors are on my short list for next purchases
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>>711388937
also more people die from bees than mas shootings and sandy hook was a false flag
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>>711383454
I do not have hands with which to shoot them.
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>>711383454
waste of money.

why would i spend hundreds of dollars for something that will sit in a safe?
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Because I had to watch several of my classmates get gunned down by the weird kids and I don't want to have to hold back an erection that big again.
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Because its illegal and i dont want to get in jail
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Because I live in a civilised country. Most people don't want or need guns.
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>>711389022
I'm still waiting for suppressor I bought 6 months ago.
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>>711389111

trips and lulz
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1.shooting rates have fallen
2.gun sales have increased with obama
3.media reports more on an issue that happens less.
the only thing bad happening is the media publicizes more of these mass shootings. so more people hear about the few occurrences that are happening less frequently
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>>711387395
You have a gun because your penis is small
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>>711389015
america without niggers and spics would be around what sweden is because whites and asians are best races
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>>711388969
shooting round corners
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>>711389083
Show us the nubs bub
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>>711388556
that's a rumor, but yes pls trump. I want sawed off
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>>711383454
i don't go hunting anymore with friends so i don't have much use for them
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>>711383454
I don't need one.

If you live a checkered enough existance that you'd require a gun in order to keep you and your loved ones safe, well, that's fine I guess.
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>>711388385
More than 13 million citizens in the US own guns.

Less than 0.001% of 0.001% of 0.001% of the population commits gun crimes, and over 65% of those are niggers. I'd say having the right to keep and bear is worth the tradeoff, if a percentage so small by comparison as to be almost nonexistent occasionally fucks off with them.

Or, hey, we could just ban EVERYONE from using something like a responsible fucking adult, because a tiny fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population can't be trusted with it. Because, you know, no one's really intelligent or responsible enough to use them safely.
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>>711389305
I too love nubs
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>>711387930
sounds like your brain has been sucking the dick of the liberal agenda. When your daughter is raped and murdered you will be one of those fags on tv that forgives the killer. In stead you could have taught your kids to defend themselves and not be victims. But you must be to busy sucking the liberal agenda dick for that.
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>>711389089
Why would you buy gold or paper representative of value to sit in a safe?
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>>711383454
I do have guns. Trump is a faggot though tbh. I voted for Bernie.
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>>711389220
nah it's average size and above average girth. I carry a gun because I am unwilling to have to have a knife fight to the death with some nigger on bath salts and k2
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>>711383454
>small town girl who just does whatever her Daddy does

Every Righty girl is a Daddy's girl who wants Daddy cock

Not a single white girl stays Righty if they move to a city away from their Daddy
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>>711383454
because they're all in my wife's name
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Too expensive for the guns, locks, cleaning equipment, accessories and safe and I've got other things I'd rather buy during the holidays. Plus, the gun laws are pretty restrictive here. I'm going to wait until I move again.
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>>711389224
sounds racist, but for the most part true as there are no civil negro or spic countries.
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>>711389404
kys marxist. I'm not paying for you college you little faggot
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>>711389364
My daughter being raped and murdered is about as likely as her being attacked by sharks in the kindergarden.
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>>711389451
Your wife sounds pretty based.
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>>711389220
I really wish I was like you, being able to take down an armed terrorist with out a gun and all...

>Be liberal eurocuck
>America is unsafe and I'm scared to go there
>You don't need a gun amerifats, you're just paranoid fags lololololol
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Mexican, if I could, I would.
My country is full of pussies affraid of guns so only some weak ass shit is allowed, and strong guns are only for muggers and army .-.
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>>711389455
Not racist or trying to be. But how else do you describe a tomato other than calling it a tomato?
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>>711388385
>Implying that rights are something giving to you by a GOV.

GOD given rights my man GOD gives you the right.

These rights are self evident.
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>>711389440
Yeah I don't know and republican guys, but most girls just follow the status quo with politics and have no real opinions about it other than parroting talking points from their favorite late night jew.
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I used to, but I lost it in a "boating accident".
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>>711389525
No need, I'm in my thirties and work. Do people really think free school is the only reason anyone voted for him? My wealthy retired dad voted for Bernie too.
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because felonies
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>>711389305
I got you
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>>711389404
error 404
your point cannot be found
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>>711389336

I don't "need" guns either. I enjoy them and shooting is fun.

Your logic is shit. You don't really need the majority of the crap you own, so fuck off.
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>>711389836
OP's pic, the cumdumpster has a Trump shirt. I generally hate the meme about liberals all hating guns, but if it weren't for that pic I wouldn't have mentioned it.
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>>711388590
all felons in the US have guns federal laws dont TRUMP GOD given rights.

These laws exist to punish those that commit crimes with weapons not punish those that defend their life.

if you commit a crime with a weapon you will be charged and get extra time.
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>>711383454
poorfag
can't even afford to buy things on a steam sale
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>>711389795
still kys marxist this is america not venezuela hopefully comrade bernie dies before 2020
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>>711389659

i was agreeing with you brah
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>>711389693

I get what you mean but...

>GOD given
>self evident

PICK ONE.
Actually, no. Fuck that. No one--not your country, not your state, not god, gives you rights. No one gives you rights. You TAKE rights and you DEFEND them, with FORCE if necessary--which is the entire point of the second amendment.
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>>711383454
They're expensive, and I know I wouldn't be able to stop at just one or two. Plus they wouldn't offer me anything but entertainment. I don't want to carry a gun because they're annoying to carry and quite honestly I don't want the responsibility that comes with it. I forget things everywhere I go and it might only be a matter of time before I leave my gun on the counter at the gas station just like I've done several times now with my wallet.

I would just keep them in a safe all the time for fear of being robbed when I'm not home because someone heard I have a bunch of sweet guns worth thousands of dollars. Then they would be sold to a criminal and god knows what else. All that money, time, responsibility, and paperwork for a hobby that I'd probably only want to play around with once or twice a week at most.

TL;DR I live in a nice neighborhood and until I wake up one day and my dick isn't normal sized anymore, it just isn't worth the trouble. Maybe when I'm old enough to start considering golf
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>>711383454
I'm not old enough
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>>711389336
>eckered enough existance that you'd require a gun in order to keep you and your loved ones safe
yeah bad things only happen to bad people lol I hope your wife gets raped while you get beat into submission clockwork orange style
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>>711390068
no u
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>>711390236
underage ban
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>>711390236
Enjoy your 30 day vacation
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>>711383454
Because every single time me or anyone I know or have ever known have needed a gun for protection a combined times of exactly zero.
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>>711390286
report to fbi for trying to seize the means of production and overthrow capitalism
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>>711390236
MODS
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>>711383454
I'm fucking poor
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>>711389902
If I don't need one, why does OP say I have to JUSTIFY not having one?

>>711390271
Most people who break into your house just wanna steal some shit. I don't know what kind of backwater shithole you live in.
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>>711383454
Canadian
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>>711383454
cause im too lazy to buy one
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>>711383454
I just can't decide which to get and I'm not paranoid of anything. Just keeps getting put on the back burner.

Recommend me a good handgun, something that will accept a suppressor if I wanted is ideal. I want a Five Seven, but most are super expensive for a first gun imo, I may not even be into the thing.
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>>711389695

You don't know any Republicans? Why is it that you lefty faggots are always harping on about diversity when you're the richest, whitest, least diverse group around? Go out into the world and meet some people. Encounter and explore other viewpoints and cultures. You don't want diversity, you just want everyone to do what you tell them to.
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>>711390512
>violent crime doesn't happen in my country
lol k hope your wife gets raped by Syrians
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>>711390613
Can't go wrong with a 9mm glock.
U can buy a threaded barrel for suppressor if needed
Glocks are inexpensive.
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>>711390669
meant to say girl, I voted trump in florida shut the hell up sperg
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>>711383454
I don't really need one right now. I'd rather invest in a ps4 pro this black friday. It goes on sale for a low price of $350.00 at your closest retailer.
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>>711383454
B-b-but i do...
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Women love it when you say "hey wanna go shooting sometime?"
They like a man in control that teaches them new skills.
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>>711390809
is it hard to get the tax stamp for a suppressor? I am temped.
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>>711383454
Convicted fellon
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>>711384806
Get a FOID card, moron. You can buy long guns and shotguns at 18 in Illinois, handguns at 21.
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>>711390155

>leave my gun on the counter at the gas station

Sounds like you're afraid that if you own a gun you'll start robbing gas stations. Guns don't rob gas stations, anon, people do.

It's called "concealed carry" for a reason, you don't just brandish the thing all willy nilly like that.

In your case you're probably most likely to blow your brains out while using the barrel to pick at your teeth.
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>>711389902
your logic is shit, it's not the same as just buying a couch or something, and also if you don't need it and don't particularly care about owning one, why use money to get something that won't do anything for you
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>>711389532
keep sucking that liberal agenda dick. if your daughter had a concealed weapon she protect herself when ISIS comes for revenge. Your brain is so full of liberal cum you cant think straight we blew up their hospitals their schools and now they are here.
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I do.
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>>711391103
No. Although the new law went into effect back in July. It's very easy.
Write check to atf. 200 bucks. Fill out forms. Very standard same as buying gun. Mosthe class 3 firearm dealers now can help u with getting pic, fingerprints.... depending on state u live in. Get a "gun trust"
Check out website.
Silencerco

The hardest part is waiting to get it
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>>711391379
oh nice, never time I feel like wasting a bunch of money I'll buy one and a can. Sounds easier than getting a ccw.
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I cant afford one
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Cause I am Australian.
Also, not sure why I would want or need one.
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>>711391736

Make one, then, faggot.
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>>711391668
Yeah all the paperwork and everything... will take about an hour in store.
I encourage you to exercise your rights. And check out the American suppressor association
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>>711391245

I do use them. Shooting is fun. Buying a gun is hardly any different than buying a couch at all. Go shopping and pick one, not a big deal.

With a couch you might open a new credit account so they'll run your credit. With a gun they'll run your background, very similar. A couch you might need to schedule delivery. A gun you'll walk out with ASAP....so, in a lot of ways buying a gun is less of a hassle than buying a couch.
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>>711391736
marick 88 is only $190 at dicks and walmart and it's a great gun.
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>>711392018
I fucking hate places that sell furniture and u gotta wait a month for delivery
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>>711391902

To defend the white race from the hoardes of murderous abbos
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>>711391247
The liberals and the media they own have demonized gun ownership for as long as the federal reserve has been around its all part of the globalization effort to set in place a one world GOV they know remove the guns lul the masses and they can pass what ever they want without fear. Liberals want that because they think that makes us all live in peace and harmony like some Disney movie. Life's not a Disney movie, you cant buy these people you cant reason with them you can only stand your ground and never back down.
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>>711392153

My fiance and I bought 5 guns at the last show here. No big deal. Took them home that day and took them to the range the next. A new couch can wait.
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>>711392565

Based, anon
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Because I'm not a paranoid fag
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>>711383454
dont need a gun, i got edgy meme
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>>711383454
just got my class A today! going to be buying many guns
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>>711391214
I only said "gas station" as a reference to a place where I frequently misplace things, you roody poo. If you really need an example of an occasion to take off your holster and leave your gun somewhere before you can grasp the concept, I swim a lot and I usually do it in places where there are no lockers, no police around to make sure someone isn't breaking into my car, and no good reason to be carrying a gun in the first place.

If I really start to think about it, I can say with complete certainty that I would decide not to carry the thing more often than not just because like I said, I don't have any good reason to go through the trouble

And I know you don't get out of your trailer much, but you should know: only hicks are missing enough teeth to use a gun barrel as a toothpick. That joke will be lost on anyone that isn't from your moonshine and incest-cum soaked neck of the woods
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M&P .22L riffle
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>>711392565
this
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>>711393452
Liberals ban the assault riffles why do you need high compacity mags. Because reloading when your plinking takes all the fun out of shooting FAGS
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>>711392826
don't lock your door either since you are so brave
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>>711393876
I don't. Who the fuck is going to break into my house. I live in the whitest state in the country. You small dick fags are so pathetic
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>>711383454
Who's this cutey? I want to marry that.
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>>711393876
>mfw I haven't locked my door in years
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>>711383454
Not 21 yet
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because I'm not a nigger and don't live in the ghetto.
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>>711394202
Probably because you live in a government subsidized house and have nothing of value to steal.

Nigger
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>>711394055
niggers live by you selling crack and meth.

Those white neighbor hoods is where they hide they live in the house bigger than yours because they make 10 times what you do selling crack to your wife while you are at work.
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>>711393734
That's why I bought this
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>>711394055
Methheads?
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>>711394202
lol you're just stupid
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>>711383454
But, Anon, I do own guns! I've got a cc .380 and an emergency bag with another .380 in it and a collapsible .22LR. I also have a .22LR pistol, a modified Mosin and a turn of the century Spanish cavalry carbine.
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>>711383454
I get paranoid at home alone sometimes and my wife likes to try to scare me in the middle of the night.
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Felon
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>>711383454
I get zero pleassure from just shooting at shit. I will kill a motherfuker if I had to but otherwise. Meh
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I'm suicidal
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>>711394433
nice ak it needs some new furniture.
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>>711383454
poor
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>>711383454
because the temptation to kill myself is too strong
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>>711394770
>>711394770
at least you'd go out like a man. Not attention seeking whore in public or weak way out overdosing on pills. JUST DONT MISS
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I legally own 18. One of which is currently banned for import. Only 3 of which would be legal in California.
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>>711383454
I do. It's called a computer.
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>>711394709
probably the last thing I am interested in doing to it. I have too many guns with too many expensive things I want to do to them.
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>>711383454
It'll be so ironic when Trump takes away gun rights. You'll learn.
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>not being the proud owner of the gayest gun to grace god's green earth
>that's also slightly pony-themed
Plebs.
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>>711394689
thats a good reason get your shit straight bro. We need you around and strapped when the muslim hordes invade.
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>>711386011
What's social security gonna do about it?
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>>711395161
N SA kek
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>>711383454
Because I would start hunting trump supporters and never stop.

I am why you don't want everyone owning guns.
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tfw /b/ is full of redneck hillibillies now

/thread
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>>711395004
better than nothing.
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>>711395267
faggot
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because I'm a poorfag

^ this is the ONLY reasonable justification
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Because there is nothing I want or need to shoot bullets at
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>>711394376
Wrong twice
>>711394479
You're just more afraid than I am.cNothing bad will come of it.
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>>711395263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPCMw3S3mA
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>>711395459
I in in jacksonville dude. I see hookers and meth heads walking around all the time
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>>711383454
I don't because its stupid, unnecessary, trashy, and just fucking gay.
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>>711395267
We outnumber you and changed the world. Trump is your new overlord, bow down.
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>>711383454
not enough money...
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Because I'lll probably get really drunk one night and end up shooting myself
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>>711383454
because I have a three digit IQ.
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>>711383454
sorry libtard here, but shouldn't it be a choice?
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>>711395616
maverick 88 is 190 dollar there is no excuse. box of 100 bird shot is 20 bucks at wallmart
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>>711395680
I am sure you can fight off attackers with your superior intellect lol. The average white IQ is 100 you mongoloid.
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>>711395680
bet you had to use your fingers to figure that out tho
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>>711395424
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>>711383454
Still saving up for one.
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>>711383454
Because I have a medical Marijuana card and live in fucking libtard central, aka California.
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>>711395263
that's not very democratic, anon. shame on you.
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I'm Canadian
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>>711395871
you fucked up by getting that marijuana card, you completely forfeited your rights to own weapons like a felon.
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>>711394611
Hey, me too, it fucking SUCKS :D
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>>711395871
California is great, if you don't like it move to retard country like alabama or texas.
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>>711385910
>what is a joke?
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>>711395779
>The average white IQ is 100 you mongoloid.

Goddamn, /b/ has left me unable to tell if you're making a subtle joke about standard scores or if you're too clever by half.
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>>711388969
Built-in abortion mechanism
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Because I lost them all in a tragic boating accident..
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>>711383454
Canada
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>>711383454
because i'm broke and don't have money for nice toys, plus i don't live in niggerville so it's not really a necessity.
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>>711396070
I think he's just proud of his 100 IQ score, leave him alone.
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>>711383454
I do
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poor
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>>711383454
I have a couple
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https://youtu.be/xh8vFNynb_w
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>>711388969
Shoulder thing that goes up.
They're getting rare these days.
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>tfw live in maine
>tfw any knife i want
>tfw any gun concealed or open carry i want
>tfw fireworks
>tfw just legalized marijuana the other day
We call this place Vacationland for a reason, boys.
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>>711396070
>I'm liberal I'm so smart I am so morally superior to you watch me virtue signal I am so special.
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>>711389083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlMz2sCDCA4

Step up Nigga.
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>>711383454
my dicc kills poeple
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>>711396622
yeah aids kills.
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>>711388597
>edgy
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>>711383454

It's too easy.
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>>711396478
I'm an Asian liberal, you should see our bell curve compared to you small brained whites.
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>>711383454
I haven't saved up enough money. Once I graduate and find a job that makes use of my Engineering degree, I'm gonna get at least a Semi-Auto Pistol, Semi-Auto Rifle, and some form of Shotgun.
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>>711383454
My wife's son says I can't handle a firearm since I always drop my phone. He is a good kid.
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I have struggled with depression my whole life and its probably best i dont own a gun
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