Tell me why you don't have a gf, /b/
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Tell me why you don't have a gf, /b/
>>711361364
>>711361364
girls are gross
I voted for Trump and she left me. Good riddance.
No friends or social life, ugly and awkward
Bcz she died a week ago
>>711363641
>>711363671
>>711363775
>>711363826
>>711363890
>>711363951
>>711363999
>>711364045
>>711361364
Because I don't like having sex all the time. So instead I have a wife
>>711364083
>>711361364
i like silence too much.
Because I've devoted my life to memes. I couldn't be happier.
>>711364217
>>711364258
>>711361364
cause i'm a faggot
>>711364291
>>711361364
Why do you people care about this shit so much?
Do you really need another person to validate your life?
Grow a set of balls and get a hobby or something.
>>711364237
...I lied. I'm lonely.
>>711364338
>>711364322
yes anon. yes you are
>>711361364
because i cannibalised the dog
>>711364175
>>711361364
All the women I can legally date have two fat disgusting chest tumors, as well as a nasty poison rainforest down there.
I had one but she never liked me just lied about it
it went on for about a month faked nudes and shit
when I left her for my friend it was rough on me
we had a fight and shit.. I ended up crying and eventually getting a headache before deciding to go to sleep
>>711364461
>>711361364
cuz i'm ugly as fuck. also kinda cuz i'm gay
>>711361364
because I cheated on her, then told her, then she left
>>711364322
become a qt trap waifu
>>711361364
Because love is something that makes you suffer.
Also i´m ugly and live with my mother.
And i´m 43 already.
ANd i have 23 new videogame titles to play.
And i´m not american, so i can´t walk around raping nigger muslim mexican girls with impunity.
There's a very good reason as to why I don't have one.
>>711364431
i am also a dog >:|
don't really meet women, online dating is fucked
>>711363641
this piece a shit something desireable.
gg no re
>>711364843
dare i ask, faggot?
Gay, rural and too poor to go traveling into town all the time. Will change once I get out of welding school.
>>711365019
It's because I'm a gay retard.
>>711365032
I work in maintenance.
Welders are the meanest, roughest, motherfuckers in the shop. You might have to stay in the closet forever.
>>711365142
i thought you were an electricians apprentice?
>>711365142
i thought you were american
>>711365264
Bah. I've worked in shops my whole life. The meaner, rougher motherfuckers are easier to make uncomfortable if they persist in bullshit. There are exceptions, obviously, but I didn't choose to work in a shop so I could be cowed by some ignorant shit-for-brains. Fuck 'em.
>>711365656
That's an awesome way to look at it. You sound like a cool guy.
>>711365656
>There are exceptions
i knew a few of 'em
>>711366030
I won't say I try to be, but I was a child of neglect, so making my own way comes natural through practice. It's kind of strange, though. I've recently had a lot of positive responses on /b/ recently. Maybe I just chose the right threads.
>>711361364
had one, she died in a car accident 2 weeks ago today
>>711361364
no money
>>711366450
get a fucking job
>>711366371
shit dude..
>>711364322
You should trans to a trap
>>711361364
No friends or social life, once I make a shit ton of money ill probably be more outoging
>>711365056
>be me
>apparently 8/10
>alcoholic tho
>Grill from class walks up to me standing in coffee line
>looking at snap chat shit
>she goes hey
>doubt she's talking to me bc she's hot
>HEY
>Figure maybe she wants to cut in front of me in line or something
>Look at her face
>She's like You're anon, right?
>Yeah. Ohh you're in my math class (as if she doesnt know I know that)
>Yeah. I only know your name because of the school website
>tl;dr
>We chat it up for five minutes waiting in line
>Find out her name
>She was asking me all these questions (where are you from, do you live around here, pets, etc...
>Too autism to realize this 7.5/10 blonde girl is actually interested in me
>Get coffee and go on my way
>She says, See you later, anon? with like a questioning tone at the end
>I say yeah cya
>walk away
>That was random as fuck, I think to myself
>She's pretty hot..
>Next day in class we share
>Don't even look at her
>Autism is in full overdrive as I proceed to completely ignore her the entire class
>She asked me to borrow a pencil in class yesterday
>Did the same thing
>basically threw the pencil at her
>I've had this happen probably ten times now
>Girls show interest and I aspergers the fuck out of it
>mfw im here masturbating over girls that look like her
>mfw im the biggest fucking loser on the planet
>>711364322
Show butthole gayfag, god damn I'd abuse your colon.
I wanna handcuff you and duct tape you to my wall while I explore your body with my tongue, and have an attractive third party jerk me off onto your face
Dumped her 4 days ago.
Feel like shit, she's devastated.
Not really looking forward to date/fuck for a while.
I'll drink tonight by myself until I pass out.
because I literally never felt the need to have one
mgtow 4 lyfe
>>711367105
Don't drink, anon. Hit the gym, the pavement the boxing ring or the yoga mat. Do anything but drinking. It'll just numb the pain. You need to sweat it out, believe me I've been there. It sucks, its going to suck for a long time unless you get back on your feet.
>>711367091
your precious bodily fluids. keep them.
>>711367260
How old are you?
What's your story?
I'm >>711367105
>26m
>>711367091
If you're an alcoholic, show up drunk to class, give no fucks and chat her up for a few minutes after class, ask out. Then show up drunk to the date and get your dick wet
>>711361785
R9K detected.
>>711366728
how tho, got any trap aesthetic tips?
>>711367091
>Basically threw the pencil at her
>>711367091
Just ask her out you idiot. FUCK.
>Hey let's grab drinks after class this week
>>711367340
I know you're right anon.
But next week I'm getting shoulder surgery and will be immobilized for 6 weeks.
Holidays and my birthday are gonna fucking suck.
>>711364488
This raises questions...
Do you think getting catfished counts as having a girlfriend?
Are you 12?
I dated a girl for 3 years, there were plenty of red flags but I disregarded them for the pussy. Afte rthe breakup I went on a fucking spree, hitting 16 girls this year. This is when I realized I'll probably never love again.
>match with 1000's of girls on tinder
>all the same type of girl
Plus I don't want to devote my time to someone else right now. Need to focus on my career.
>>711367744
Awh shit, good luck. You'll be in the grey zone for months. Hop on tinder
>>711367404
I'm turning 30 in a couple of months.
Just a guy living in a country where a majority of women are entitled little shits and religion plays a big role in society.
>>711362028
>Trumptards forever banned from the gene pool
KEK, now we just have to wait for you to die off
>>711367460
Have been considering this. Just don't want it to turn out cringy as fuck where it's painful to be in the same room with her for two hours a day five days a week.
I guess the problem is I can not differentiate between friendliness and flirtiness, and if it's an invitation to engage her or ask her out. Seems when I just man up and ask anyway, they're "ohhh wow im really sorry you got that message from me being friendly to you"
Pic pretty related. Same style but less edgy
>>711368256
forgot pic
>>711368114
Will do bro.
What's your story?
>>711367687
I think she was just being friendly. It was pretty random though.
>>711368133
how where your relationships?
do you at least date?
kinda curious about MGTOW
I found out about fleshlights
Here filteredyouth.com
You're welcome
>>711367933
I'm not sure if it's being catfished because she actually turned on the cam and shit but yeah I don't know dude
>>711368466
>how where your relationships?
I don't really remember, I stopped so long ago.
>do you at least date?
Nope, I think you might be mistaking mgtow for trp or pua.
>>711361364
Nobody loves me. :'(
>>711368854
not mistaking it
some mgtows also fuck around
how can you not remember your relationships?
Have a few friends but not really much of a social life. People usually annoy the shit out of me with their stupidity. That's why I rarely go to parties which means I have don't have much of experience with girls. I study computer science so we have like 6% of girls, but half is taken and half is ugly - it doesn't make things any easier. Troughout the years in school at least 4 girls I know had a crush on me, but I realised it too late. They were quite attractive tbh. Right now I'm more picky with people than ever, mostly character-wise. I think I'm just gonna focus on my career. I will probably end up single whole life and fucking hookers.
>>711369232
I don't know, lol. Bad memory, I guess. New stuff goes in, old stuff gets pushed out.
Why did you dump her?
>>711368393
>I guess the problem is I can not differentiate between friendliness and flirtiness, and if it's an invitation to engage her or ask her out. Seems when I just man up and ask anyway, they're "ohhh wow im really sorry you got that message from me being friendly to you"
>Pic pretty related. Same style but less edgy
She's into, bro. Do it. If she says we should be frineds say ok, no worries and move on. Why waste your time wondering, "what if" instead of "Oh well"
>>711368323
I'm >>711367991
>>711369613
She's a really cute/artistic person but had no drive in life.
Her parents are mediocre/poor and it was kind of embedded in her.
I guess I was her ticket out of that world.
Feel bad tho, I do have feelings for her but my future and my children's future are first.
>lol women
>>711361364
because im on /b/
of course i dont have a gf
>>711361364
I have high standards and I'm too quite
>>711369971
Damn bro, I feel you. My relationship was 2.8 years and I did ignore the red flags, not for pussy, perhaps for companionship. She's still my best friend.
I've never had a streak that long and definitively know that Disney love last just the first phase of the relationship.
Idk how intimate you got with this girls (on a personal level), but what we should look for is a partner, a great friend who is as capable as you in the areas your want.
The butterflies will fade, but you'll have your friend.
Don't look for love anon, look for a female bro who you admire.
>>711366371
Guess you could say that she got slammed by another dude.
>>711364112
Hey nice one.
I'm sorry if that's true, anon.
I have a icthyosis vulgaris round my lower parts. It looks really bad along with being skinny fat. I have had girls really fancy me but I keep acting disinterested because I know the end of it and it's ugly. Very very ugly.
Also my teeth are fairly fucked and I have no money to get that fixed either. You know it's bad when every night before heading back home you get smooched by someone who could be your girlfriend if you just didn't actively reject her advances because of that bullshit.
>>711370317
fucking kek
entitled as fuck
>>711370185
That's too bad. Well, I hope you find a more suitable mate in the not so distant future, anon. Best of luck.
>>711364365
Like it or not we're hardwired to seek companionship. I wish we could all be an Ubermensch like you, anon.
>>711371138
Thanks bro
Have a good life!
>>711371002
I feel your pain. My parents were neglectful and didn't reinforce my teeth-brushing habits like they should have. I stopped brushing my teeth and apparently my teeth decay faster than most even with proper hygiene so I look like a meth addict.
>>711368186
>t. mulatto golem-looking halfbreed
Good goy.
>>711361364
why the fuck would i want one
>>711361364
crippling depression
>>711363890
Hey that's my gf, this was posted a loooong time ago
>>711368515
>fleshlights
Why.
Try this: https://www.toydemon.com/magiceyes-la-bocca-della-verita-masturbator?acc=cfcd208495d565ef66e7dff9f98764da
3 reasons why I don't have a gf
1) Trust issues
>Have been cheated on/fucked over before
2) Sensory issues
>For me to engage with someone erotically I have to be in total control of my sensations. If something happens that I can't control I lose my boner.
3) Faggot issues
>No girl wants to be with a psychotic /b/tard
>>711361364
I do!
>>711371965
>>711371252
Yeah I had a combination of both awful medication for my teeth and complete lack of hygiene due to my parents expecting me to learn good habits on my own somehow. That got me really fat. Then I lost a lot of weight as an adult, which made me look at the very least decent enough to get some attention. Nowadays there's this girl that makes me feel very warm inside, because has some real affection for me, but I cannot have hopes for a future with her knowing how fucked I am physically right now. My only hopes are to keep applying stupid shit to my skin and maybe get a job soon so I can fix some of this nonsense. Also I have gone through some real pain with my teeth. I remember a year in serious debt to someone else due to that and the constant feeling of being a piece of subhuman garbage, lower than the rest of mortals. I have to wonder how the fuck do I get hugs.
>>711371645
Proof
>>711371965
Can absolutely relate anon.
>>711361364
Nordicfag here, finding people locally is basically impossible. If you do, they're probably retarded. Need to find some over the internet I guess.
>>711361364
I'm insecure and think that every girl thinks I'm a creep.
>>711361364
Women were a mistake.
>>711361364
I actually enjoy being single, much simpler.
>>711372265
I know the feeling. I'm not stable enough financially to support any kind of romantic endeavors and never have been. I was too socially stunted in school so I've never had anything more substantial than a one night stand and those just leave me hollow, honestly.
>>711363455
Same
