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Shota bread nao
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i-isn't that kind of gay though?
>tfw no bf
play poe with me
>>711315537
nigga i ain't gonna play your anime games
>>711315537
NA servers chnkmoot
Add me on snapchat for some OC of myself
Commandmepls
>>711315564
do it faggot. make a new steam and download it. its free
Please send me all your shota! I NEED PICS! real stuff too if you have it.
brentwaller100 @gmail.com
but yeah get poe
since namesync is fucked and servers are even more munted
I want to make a new character but cbfed soloing
>>711315664
poe is a good game
>>711315689
yeah I have a 90 tornado shot ranger but I want to make a new one which is tankier
good place for shota comics?
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>>711315664
computer probably can't run it tbh
FUCK 4CHAN
I HATE HIROSHIMOOT
>>711315891
get a better pc
>>711315730
i have an 83 tornado shot ranger :3
>>711316318
I rwted my money back for currency tab and premium and idk whether to just fuck around on this one or make a new one
can clear fairly quickly just squishy af
>>711316011
sure, send me money on paypal.
>>711316398
kk whats your email
Why the FUCK can't I get a shota onahole?
All the models I've seen have been out of stock / discontinued for years. There are plenty of loli onaholes, why not a shota one with a cute tiny dick and a tight boypussy. SMDH.
>>711316512
anon that's pretty creepy
get doxxed faggit
Why the FUCK can't I get a shota onahole?
All the models I've seen have been out of stock / discontinued for years. There are plenty of loli onaholes, why not a shota one with a cute tiny dick and a tight boypussy. SMDH.
Why the FUCK can't I get a shota onahole?
All the models I've seen have been out of stock / discontinued for years. There are plenty of loli onaholes, why not a shota one with a cute tiny dick and a tight boypussy. SMDH.
Why the FUCK can't I get a shota onahole?
All the models I've seen have been out of stock / discontinued for years. There are plenty of loli onaholes, why not a shota one with a cute tiny dick and a tight boypussy. SMDH.
fuck you faggotry i'm gonna go do other shit
might be on later tonight when 4chan isn't dead
>>711316606
>>711316653
>>711316682
man fuck this connection error bullshit
sorry threadreaders
no posts in an hour?
>>711317843
4chan servers dying
wew
Please stop posting shota I feel like I am turning gay.
>>711317997
we can confirm that if you want~
Well, is there any rule34 on Barron Trump yet, our new shota overlord? He looked so cute at the acceptance speech trying to stay awake.
>>711317901
servers not dead any more?
>>711317997
Imagine a confused and hormone infused young boy asking you to teach him about sex. Then it ends like this.
That should keep you strait.
>>711318245
i have no idea what game to play
I kinda just want to lay n bed but there is nothing to watch
>>711317997
if you browse /b/ for a month or more you're almost guaranteed to turn gay
>>711318283
yeah i'm pretty bored too, and not tired enough to sleep.
>>711318345
game or youtube / show suggestions?
>>711318086
>>711318248
tfw you will never cum in a shota's mouth
>>711318406
idk i've been watching some PBS spacetime shit. the host is a cool australian guy.
>>711318444
your suggestions are shit
Anyone got a link to Boku no Pico?
>>711318482
yeah ikr
>>711318532
i might just get my laptop and play civ on it idk
>>711318434
>You will never be the shota.
>>711318640
the new one? is it any good?
>>711318659
i havent played it yet
>>711318682
who buys games and then doesn't play them
>>711318722
people who go into exam block of uni
>>711318746
oh yeah i forgot you were some lame faggot that actually does stuff
>>711318766
now im too tired to do shit
>>711318851
make
a
kik
>>711318926
fucking install it on an android emulator if you don't want to use your phone
>>711318722
I bought CIV V in space and played for a grand total of 2 hours before I got bored as fuck
Civ IV all the way
>>711319262
stop posting porn with niggers in it
Dogs on shota?
I feel bad for the kid, canine's are quite aggressive.
>>711319395
dog on shota is hot as fuck
>>711319395
Very unkind indeed.
>>711319299
???
the furry posting was ok but a slightly darker skinned shota is what gets you mad???
also checked
>>711318977
kik is shit, no
>>711319430
I know. Wrote a nice short story about it.
>>711319515
yeah i can jerk off to shota getting fucked by dogs but not niggers
>>711319528
yes. do it.
>>711319536
go on
>>711319262
i used to get fucked like that when i was 12.
that picture just gave me the biggest hard on. finally a picture that sticks to a realistic situation.
more like that?
>>711319395
>>711319478
Aww yis, more of that
>>711319576
it's the only messaging service i can be fucked using tho
>>711319536
Sooooooo hottttttt. I prefer shota on dog since that's what I did to get off when I was like... 12-17, but still. I mean, I messed around with friends too, and I still like using dogs, but yeah. Sigh.
Dogs are dirty as fuck, they only take what they want and to hell with your feelings.
>>711319550
>but not niggers
do you know many blonde blue eyed niggers?
>>711319603
you fucked dogs? tell us more.
>>711319613
yea that's why it's hot. very primal.
>>711319622
too dark still
>>711319569
Nope sorry
Any anon got gifs?
>>711319624
Eh. Typical situation was me coming home from practice all sweaty and tired, getting undressed, and sitting on the edge of my bed while my lab licked me clean head to toe. When I wanted him to focus, I'd grab his collar and hold him in front of my cock while jacking with the other hand. TBH, I was probably a bit rough with him, but he learned what I wanted. >>711319659 that's hot too
>>711319809
so you never actually fucked them?
>>711319550
I'd post it, but these text limits and other bullshit prevent me. I'll give a sample though
>mid story
The boy began to feel strange sensations that caused him to tremble and grow weak in his knees, his upper body falling down into his covers and a cascade of long dark-brown hair falling over his pretty featured face while the canine began lapping underneath his tight cotton covered genitals. He let the mutt lick for a few moments before imagining what the new and funny feelings would be like if he took down his underwear. Boyish curiosity had its way and he hooked his thumbs into the waistband and tugged the snug pair of cotton briefs down his slim white thighs. Freddy chuffed and snorted before resuming his attack at the interesting taste of his master's bared flesh. Marty shook and moaned as soon as the rough pink lolling tongue lapped against his soft little penis and rasped over his tight hairless scrotum. The dog's tongue enveloped the child's intimate parts with slippery heat, bringing Marty to arousal almost at once. He had never felt such a thing before, but he knew it seemed nice. Little else mattered to him at that moment. Suddenly, a sense of puzzlement returned as Freddy's attention was turned up to the boy's pink little puckered asshole.
>>711319880
upload it to pastebin or some shit then
>>711319981
Nah. That sounds like a lot of work, sign up and shit....
>The boy's head flew up in a hail of heavy brown locks spilling over his neck; this felt instantly wrong, and all at once he was ashamed of what he was letting happen. He was about to turn and rebuke his companion brusquely, but before he could act a heavy weight suddenly fell overtop his skinny little body. He felt a furry well-muscled frame mount overtop his back, then jerking sensations from the animal's haunches against his bottom in strong needy thrusts. ”Are you trying to jump over me? I don't wanna play anymore boy, you're too heavy!” Suddenly there was a wetness brushing against the boy's thighs again, but it was slow to dawn on him that the animal's snout was shoved into the thicket of his unruly mop of wavy brown hair, snorting his scent and panting directly into his ear.
Marty sensed a stiff rigidness pressing between his legs and sliding along his inner thigh. It was greasy wet and felt hot enough to burn his skin. Confused as he had ever been the boy took his flashlight and pointed it down across his belly to see what was poking at him, fully expecting to see the fuzzy little stump that usually hung below the dog's hindquarters but instead finding the gleaming blood-red tip of a long shaft covered in thick purple veins. He then noticed his own erect boyhood, his own pink tip peeking from its skin covered end before he realized that his best friend Freddy was also excited and worse still, he was now pumping the scary looking phallus fiercer and fiercer against his belly. “Wait, Freddy... Stop it! I'm not a girl-dog, I'm a boy!”
>>711320144
you don't need to sign up to pastebin you dumb shit
Marty's pleas were pointless, the animal's instinct now taken hold and the warm little boy writhing beneath telling it all it needed to know. Several awkward thrusts followed, the dog's prick stabbing painfully against the boy's testicles several times before the barbed tip found sudden purchase. Marty gasped, his tiny fists balling and crumpling the pages of his comic as Freddy wormed the end of his maleness inside the shocked child's saliva slick anus. More urgent and needful jerks against the soft little human and soon the dominant canine was salivating and joined in coitus.
Pained little whimpers spilled from the young boy's mouth as his best friend began to twitch and scoot it's body closer to him, scraping claws pushing his t-shirt up his smooth young back and leaving long red marks where the beast scratched against his flesh. “Noooo... Please, Freddy... Don't do this... it hurts-- AH! Oh no no no....” The child's mewling did little to cease the animal's copulation, the beast's unsheathed prick slipping deeper and deeper into the warm wet folds of Marty's body, the pleasing sensations urging it on further. The boy was trying to keep from crying out at the odd pain spreading him apart in fast solid thrusts, his fingers now tearing and ripping the pages of his book as his firm young bottom was pushed up higher and higher into the air. His underwear felt suddenly constricting and tight against his knees, his body attempting to go flat but the canine's bulk and forceful will keeping him in his vulnerable and submissive position. Marty had never felt so utterly used and debased, that fact that it was a dumb animal doing it to him added to the intense feelings of helplessness and humiliation. Tears beaded and then streamed down his smooth red cheeks as his faithful dog fucked him deeper and deeper until the furry tickling of Freddy's coarse matted coat was brushing against his thighs.
>>711320171
Like I give a fuck.
He accepted the role of female willingly enough, not wanting to make a noise lest his family come to investigate and find him in such a compromising position. When pressure grew against his already strained asshole, however, the boy was unable to keep silent. It felt as if a rounded bulge had formed at the base of the dog's prick, and unfortunately for him it would become more pronounced as the canine's arousal increased, the tumor already quickly building and knotting inside his body. Pain doubled, then trebled before he tried to pull himself away. Freddy nipped and bit at his tender ears to discourage the boy, not yet sated or finished with its sexual conquest. Betrayed by his best friend, Marty sulked down into the crook of his arms and wept as his body jerked and shook from the beast's savage ministrations. The knot within him was at it's thickest when the dog began to snort and growl over Marty's neck, sharp canine teeth chomping down onto his narrow shoulder not to bite, but to hold the boy in place as it climaxed. A sickening wetness began to spread throughout Marty's insides, the spasming tool lodged inside his ass jetting out obscene amounts of ejaculate that were stopped up by the tennis ball-sized growth of swollen tissue that had bloomed just past his violated opening.
Marty's hitching moans began to fill his bedroom, his fingers flying out to cover his mouth and stifle the pained little squeaks and whimpers as the dog continued it's violent plunging into the boy's guts. Marty was nearly sick from the disgusting sensation of semen flooding his bowels, the blazing heat of the animal's knotted prick pressing against the walls of his asshole in sharp unyielding pain.
>>711320266
>Pain doubled, then trebled
great writing
He tried once more to move, but the pointed teeth latched onto his shoulder bit down firmly, as if threatening the child with worse if he continued to struggle against his eager needs. The hot furry body pinning him to the bed humped rapidly, savoring the sexual bliss afforded by Marty's unwilling coupling, sweat beading over the boy's flushed skin and wetness steadily leaking down his trembling thighs. The dog pumped more and more of its thick yellow seed into his young human bitch, its primitive mind not realizing that he wouldn't be able to impregnate the boy with his offspring, but his biological imperative urging him onwards. Suddenly, as the pain subsided enough for Marty's mind to focus on anything more that the greedy thrusts against his backside, an uncomfortable notion formed in his head. Marty realized that his meager erection had returned, the boy chancing a glance between his legs to see the tenting pink digit bouncing in time to Freddy's fucking, the bright red tip of his glans again straining to push out from beneath his tight foreskin.
Not good... This is bad, really bad. The boy felt the building heat slamming wet gurgling squelches into his developing young prostate, forcing his own small member near to climax. Next the dog became still, its phallus lodged inside his master at the supreme point of penetration, the pulsing organ pressing directly against the base of Marty's sweet spot and sending him over the edge. A strange muted pleasure shook him to his core, never having experienced an orgasm before and the confusion only grew as thin streams of young ejaculate began dribbling out from the end of his stiff little penis and into the warm folds of his already dampened underwear. Marty couldn't understand what was happening, but he realized that some fundamental function of his prepubescent body had revealed itself.
>>711320339
Hope you're not being sarcastic, hard to tell at this point of drunkeness.
The ebbing wave of pleasing stimulus was gone in mere seconds, and Marty was once again left tied to his canine companion, the pain of its stabbing prick re-entering his senses. He lay bent over and submissive to the beast's whims for several more minutes, the tugging against his anus a new form of torment as Freddy attempted to pull out of the boy's savaged and sore body. A single last attempt and with a wet echoing pop, the gnarled red ball at the base of the dog's genitals slipped out from Marty's slack orifice, a torrent of off-white and foul smelling semen soon following and running down his quivering little legs. At last freed from the snarling and thrashing animal's frenzied penetration, the traumatized young child wiped his and Freddy's cum from his thighs with his ruined briefs, turning over to pitch them in the trash and catch his ragged breath. He could only lay motionless as his supposed best friend lost interest and wandered off.
>>711320465
the word you're looking for is tripled.
>>711313540
Shotato?
>>711320580
you say shotato i say ______!
>>711320517
Different regions spell it differently.
>>711320701
i've NEVER seen the word treble used in that context.
>>711320517
Whatever. Did you enjoy it?
>>711320771
s'alright
>>711320776
hey this reminds me, does anybody have that image with edward as the shota? i think he was on the ground getting fucked by someone. i saw the image but didn't save it.
>>711320759
The next iteration is 'quatarelled'
Read a book, nigga.
>>711320759
I'd guess you don't live in the region that does then. It's shown up in TV shows, movies, and video games. Look up the definitions of treble. One is pitch, one is "multiply by three".
>>711320901
reading's gay
>>711320910
apparently so.
>>711319395
When I was 9-10 and a faggot I did stuff with my mom's boyfriends dog. It just started out touching/licking dicks and escalated to him knotting me. I don't think I've ever felt more shameful than when I got walked in on. I'm surprised that didn't turn me straight but the world works in mysterious ways I suppose.
>>711320948
I'll fag your face!
tim 2 watch meme compilations because im hman garbage
>>711321098
Getting caught won't change shit. I got caught a number of times. Still gay as fuck.
>>711321268
once i watched the entire 10 hour yeah boi video
>>711320910
>>711320948
I post a story about a dog raping a little boy and you fuckers get hung up on the expressive tense of a numerical term. This fucking place...
>>711321306
end your life
also my emojis didnt show
>>711321327
I HAVE A LARGE VOCABULARY AND HAVE NEVER HEARD THE WORD BEING USED IN THAT CONTEXT
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT PART OF THE FUCKING ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD USES IT IN THAT WAY
>>711321358
yea only certain unicode characters work on 4chin. emoji isn't part of that list.
>>711316540
Barron is cuter
>>711321272
Yeah but I'd reckon that getting caught with a dog is a different experience. I was with several boys (and a girl) but I never got caught with any of them.
>>711321327
Important business
>>711321376
You sound drunk... I mean Australian. You types always were a bit slow on the uptake.
>>711321376
British isles, various ex colonies. Some of them are following America in use, because of the commonality of TV though.
>>711321540
I WAS DRUNK WHILE POSTING IN A SHOTA THREAD LAST NIGHT, NOT TONIGHT.
chubby shota??
>>711321540
best picture
>>711319569
Do you feel ashamed of getting raped?
anybody has shota with real sized dicks ?
tired of seeing huge cocks on 8yo boys 2bh
>>711321646
>faggotry acknowledging a shota image
what timeline am i in?
>>711321702
its not really
>>711321670
Almost everything I post fits that category. I don't like disproportionate penises.
>>711321723
its not really what
>>711321765
a shota picture
>>711321795
nigga ben 10 is 10, i think that counts as shota.
>>711321831
im bored pls do something helpful
>>711321654
no. looking back it turns me on.
>thats why im here.
>>711321831
Maybe the girl makes it straight shota?
>>711321675
OY! You best stop that shit, I know you. If I see one more image of Len or those two gundam faggots, I'll lose my shit.
This is a rare shota thread. For rare shota pics. And who says 'commonality'? For real.
>>711320701
>Be 8 or 9
>Hanging out with friends and watching a movie
>Maybe The Incredibles but it doesn't matter
>End up naked at some point because its hot as fuck outside
>I don't think its a big deal because my parents let me swim naked the summer before
>Just casually watching the movie with my friends
>Some of us are touching ourselves because its what boys do
>Not full on masturbation or anything
>Just absentminded shit
>Dad comes home about 45 minutes into it
>We get yelled at and I get spanked
>No clue why the fuck it is happening
>Friends end up getting sent home and spanked too
I guess I shouldn't browse shota threads if I'm not prepared to deal with childhood memories. I had future fun with those guys but I doubt anyone even cares to read this haha.
>>711321922
but only faggots like straight shota, are you implying faggotry is gay?
>>711321873
the only things i know about you is that you're a boring cunt who plays games. idk what you want me to suggest.
>>711321961
what do you do for entertainment?
>>711321915
two of my older cousins used to buttfuck me from age 9 to age 14 so I know that feel. still strange because I know it was wrong what they did but it felt good so idk what to think
>>711321980
get drunk and shitpost in shota thread, and watch science lectures in youtube
idk if you're into that last one
>>711321922
Right.
>>711322029
so you spend everyday drinking?
>>711322062
nah i actually don't drink much, normally i'm high off life ya feel
>>711322024
>two of my older cousins used to buttfuck me from age 9 to age 14 so I know that feel. still strange because I know it was wrong what they did but it felt good so idk what to think
it was my mother's boyfriend here. i remember and just fap to it and go to sleep. its not a big deal if you were into it. nothing to think about.
did you used to seek them out for it?
>>711321955
Your dad was a dick
>>711322088
so what do you actually do for entertainment?
>>711322141
idk normally i just go out and walk around town
also i found that image i was talking about
>>711322168
sounds boring as fuck lol
>>711322024
So, maybe it wasn't so wrong? It's only really wrong if it hurts someone.
>>711322204
i read newspapers, listen to the radio, and walk around town for fun. i have an old soul.
>>711322110
Yes after a while I did. Kind of ashamed to admit though
why is this a gif
>>711322220
kill yourself pedo
>>711322247
>Yes after a while I did.
lol. same here. so i actually believe your story.
yeah dont feel bad. we're all horny at that age and want to fuck anythiing that wants to fuck us back. thats how i see it now.
how old were they btw?
>>711322220
maybe..
>>711322350
They were 13 and 15 when it started
When I was about 7 my friends and me compared dicks during recess. It was confusing because I'm circumcised and they weren't. That was the gayest thing I did. Never raped or anything, so I don't get why this is so hot to me.
>>711322458
>It was confusing because I'm circumcised
cucked at birth lmao
>>711322340
No u
He said he feels bad about shit he deals with. Why should he?
>>711322433
>They were 13 and 15 when it started
dude. they were horny teens and probably straight now. they just needed a hole to stick their dicks in.
be glad you helped them out. did they ever cum in your ass?
>>711321955
as the other anon posted, your dad was a dick, but it's not all that surprising.
while I think pedophilia is fucked up, our knee-jerk reaction to child sexuality stems from our inability to want to fuck anything sexual, so instead of closing the door and ignoring it, or telling kids to touch their benis and vagoo only in the privacy of their own rooms or the bathroom, many parents freak out and beat the shit out of them.
this also happens because certain cultures/religions forbid masturbation and parents try to slam the lid on that the first chance they get.
I'd be interested to know, anon, where you are from. USA here and I'm pretty sure my dad would have reacted the same way, and if I had experienced that, I'd be feeling the same feelings of shame and humiliation upon recollection. It's bad enough that I'm pretty sure I may have had an incestuous doctor moment with my sister, peed in my closet at least a dozen times, and liked to crossdress as a teen.
>>711322491
most of the time they came in my butt except when they wanted me to suck them off or just cum in my mouth
>>711322471
I had no say in it. Thanks for your sympathy.
>>711321475
mo4rr
>>711322582
well thats hot.
did they always get you together or separately?
>>711322599
sorry 4 ur loss anon. when are you suing your parents?
>>711322512
You're fucked in the head, bro.
>>711322650
The first times was togther where it all started and from then on most of the time when I met them some stuff was going on
Maybe pedos just want to live vicariously through the pleasure of the kid, but maybe I'm wrong.
>>711322655
I have more important shit to tend to... Still kinda pisses me off when I think about it though.
Ah... Let's not start this bullshit discussion.
I feel sorry for those who lie to themselves, but maybe it's easier...
>>711322785
how is it a bullshit discussion lmao, anybody with half a brain knows that circumcision is retarded.
>>711322689
around when did you start to seek them out?
>>711322789
Still on Ken, anon
>>711322836
Unless you are doing some kind of mystical sacrifice to a god of blood and fire, there really isn't any reason anymore.
>>711322686
says the guy posting shoe fetish shota
>>711322921
!!
Another new one!
>>711322935
one of my favourite excuses people use for circumcision is that "it was helpful when people lived in deserts and had to water to wash themselves"
like nigger the foreskin literally the EASIEST part of the body to clean if you live in a desert. pinch the foreskin and pee a bit? to my knowledge the current theory is that circumcision started because they thought of it like being reborn, like a snake shedding its skin. basically people are fucking retarded.
>>711322512
I'm from the USA. His reaction just caused me to be naked with them in private until we were 12 or 13. I got a lot of shit for that because I was the only one who hadn't hit puberty for the longest time.
>>711322458
I remember doing something similar, but I have no clue how old I would have been. It was before the naked with my friends thing. I was with some other boys and we showed dicks. We grabbed some but it was unpleasant as fuck because one of the boys had sharp fingernails. My dad asked me about the scratches when we were in the bath that night and I think I told him I was just scratching it? Deep down I guess I knew it was /wrong/ because all of my early childhood experiences are mostly shameful/traumatic ones.
>>711322882
When I started to get erections at age 11 and fantasized about it
>>711322999
Happy to serve, anon
>>711313540
pedophiles
>>711322861
my fucking fantasy as a teen. and now, I guess
>>711315489
Sauce
>>711323154
it's an edited scene from some hentai anime. there's no more of it.
>>711323042
ah i came.
im going to sleep now. thanks.
faggotry still here?
>>711322836
It's a bullshit discussion because I agree with you. That horrible crap should not be done, but whenever the subject is broached it turns into a shit-show. As it is now. Also, when you actually type 'lmao' you lose all credibility.
For the record, I brought this up so it's kinda my fault.
>>711323028
Forced secrecy causes kids to innately realize that their parents aren't okay with them sharing their genitals with others. That includes just simply scolding a kid for not wearing pants around guests.
>>711323249
lmao as if i care about my arguments being credible
>>711322967
I like shoes and socks. Don't know why, but I do. Anyone have any grand ideas on this topic?
>>711323290
pedo
>>711323138
I saw a halloween costume strikingly similar to this this year. I wish I knew him because I have been worried about him for a few days.
Fake pedos allover this thread
>>711323370
You should've taken him in
>>711323365
Basic fucking psychology.
Nothing is innately wrong in the mind of a child. Nothing is good or bad. They only have instincts and hedonic drives. Society and culture condition them to specific morals and beliefs.
>>711323290
Wow, the glasses kid looks exactly like I did.
>>711323298
Okay, your opinion has been discounted.
>>711323290
Whatever reasons he had backfired. I'm not sure why one year naked swimming was okay (with strangers over, including both kids and adults) and the next it was too prude to be naked with my friends.
>>711323351
I remember coming home from school when I first started masturbating. Pants, underwear, shoes off. The rest usually stayed on. That might explain your fetish if you were similar.
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>>711323596
my opinion is the best opinion
>>711323618
If I really had to guess at it, My mom would have me give her foot massages a lot. It was a thing. I remember jerking off to porn with chicks in socks a lot after that. Now, the shota thing is something I can't figure. I really don't want to know how that occurred.
>>711323618
Shirt nude is best nude
>>711323812
Yes, we need more Barron Trump shota.
>>711323464
I did, anon. That is why I am worried. He was with his older brother (or cousin, who knows) and he asked to come in to use the bathroom. I guess he didn't make it because shortly after his underwear were in the sink and the older kid asked if he could use my hair drier. The fact that their parents taught them it was okay for them to go in strangers houses makes me worried that something bad might have happened.
>>711323904
lmao what
>>711313540
Everybody wants to be a top shota
http://genius.com/Pay-as-u-go-cartel-know-we-lyrics
>>711323997
chart toppa
>>711323904
Whoa... That's crazy
Sounds like the parents didn't do much teaching...
>>711324066
stop fear-mongering, crime has been going down in the ENTIRE world forever. there's literally nothing wrong with going into a stranger's house.
>>711323997
ha you ken, bun dem like ken. triple dragen never come back agen
>>711323819
Cute. After the mishap with my friends, I went shirt nude a lot. My parents were fine with it if nothing private showed.
>>711324106
Fear mongering would be claiming that trick or treating is dangerous or some shit. I don't think the kids should be afraid, just more careful than that.
I mean, yeah, I'd totally take them in too...
Erm....I think I'm gonna go back to watch my movie now
>>711324327
don't be a fucking creep about it anon
cute pic tho
>>711323904
Maybe they're just open with nudity? Hard to say, anon, maybe you actually saw a shota in the wild.
>>711324380
>>711324066
Only the younger one ended up nude. The taking off your underwear in front of a stranger thing wasn't what I was originally mentioning though, its the fact that they went into a strangers house when one was barely dressed. I wasn't planning anything, but there are opportunistic sickos out there who would have.
>>711324380
pedophile
>>711324372
Not being a creep. I would give assistance to virtually anyone, but I can't deny kids. I probably would've offered him something to cover up with though, like a robe, or a bigger blanket. Do you live in a super fucking warm place? Halloween was arctic around here.
Til next time, Im going to bed. Later fam
>>711324553
>yfw you have seen this thousands of times at nudist beaches/resorts but people will still label it as porn
>>711324711
okay well the way you worded it originally was kinda creepy. that's more reasonable. and yes halloween was quite warm, actually.
>>711324643
Grand use of your time mate, just hanging out in our thread, calling names.
>>711324711
Nice dubs. It was warm as fuck here. Our weather doesn't know what it is doing. I offered him a towel but I think his reply was "I'm not wet?" He didn't bother to even cover himself with his hands, so I just thought whatever. If he wants to be innocent and carefree, I'm not going to explain to him that I offered the towel because showing his dick is immoral.
>>711324849
>mate
Aussie spotted
>>711324781
Yeah, people scream "context" and claim that the other lewd images make this one lewd...
>>711324997
or british, or new zealand.
>>711324618
And you let them in. Maybe they didn't see their state of dress as unusual and asking a neighbor to use the bathroom isn't that unusual
>>711324781
Sounds like I need to go to a resort
>>711325038
Its the same thing with real life nudist pics. They'll get you banned here even though they are natural and innocent. Maybe the mods just assume all users have bad intentions, so the pictures must have a lewd context.
>>711325164
Good luck mate. I wouldn't go to one that isn't described as family friendly. They tend to either have a lot of drinking and swinging or they are just elderly nudists.
>>711325072
Yeah, I guess I kinda assumed it was in a colder climate. I do know that in warmer places kids will wear next to nothing when they run around outside sometimes. Where I live, it's cold as fuck.
>>711325253
I dunno what they're like here... Pretty chilly here after all
>>711325310
cute image. post more kissing.
>>711325164
Shading on that is awesome! I love tummies.
>>711325253
Seems that way.
>>711325489
Happily
>no bf to kiss and cuddle
JUST
>>711325310
Kids do what kids do regardless of anything. What was this kid wearing, exactly? You know, beforehe took it off.
>>711325072
I wasn't going to say no. I just wish they were more cautious.
>>711325310
Yep. Its not uncommon to see kids playing in their front yard with nothing on. Even more of them are just in shorts or trunks away from the house. I've seen my neighbors kids nude more than the parents have because I somehow because a slave babysitter. "Come on, Anon!
We aren't allowed to go swimming unless someone is watching us."
cut my life in to pizza
>>711325502
Boy stomachs are the best
>>711325859
man i could go for some pizza. what do you normally get?
>>711325857
craig is cute
>>711325938
pepperoni like a normal person
>>711325794
Mask, cape, underwear, some sort of belt (utility belt?) and shoes.
>>711326014
pepperoni is the classic. some people dislike it which i don't understand, how can you hate pepperoni?
>>711326057
snowflake
>>711325799
That was my position before moving, lol.
>>711325799
You sound like you're not in America. Here boys aren't allowed to dress in less than baggy shorts and a shirt. God forbid they ever wear a speedo
>>711326092
imagine a snow pizza
>>711326057
I don't hate it, but fuck is it greasy.
>>711326042
Sounds cute
>>711326240
>american "pizza"
lmao i've never had a pizza so greasy that it's bothered me
>>711326180
I probably made won as a kid.
>>711326338
>made won
is english your first language
but keep up the cute kiss-posting, i like it.
>>711326149
Regional thing, maybe? I remember having more freedom when I was younger, but nobody here is that prude nowadays. I've seen plenty of speedos around here too and only one (that I can remember) was really questionable.
>>711326306
No, just any pepperoni is greasy. It's made with lots of fat, and that melts onto the pizza during cooking. Lots of people are cool with it, but I prefer other stuff.
>>711326483
well then what's your favourite pizza
>>711326381
...huh
I don't know how that happened... I guess I'm a bit distracted.
>>711326436
Maybe? I am bible belt, tough I haven't seen a speedo outside of competition. Even when I'm in Florida
>>711326611
distracted by what
>>711326526
Oh, I like lots of different ones. Roasted garlic with chicken on pretzel crust is a top one for me.
>>711326722
what the fuck is pretzel crust? is that some zany american form of pizza?
>>711326636
Ah, I've been bouncing around doing house stuff, tidying, etc. Posting when I can...
>>711326827
sounds fun.
also, CUTE!
>>711326627
Competition? I live elsewhere in the US and its not uncommon to see them. The questionable one I saw was practically just strings with a small pouch on the front. The back only had a string that went down between his cheeks and I assume it connected between his legs. Good for him for not being shy or embarrassed, but I don't think kids should be allowed to wear thong-like swimwear.
>>711326898
>but I don't think kids should be allowed to wear thong-like swimwear
why?
>>711326780
I don't know, it's a recent thing here. The crust is denser, has a more fluffy inside with a more solid outside, though only around the rim... They can salt it too if you like.
>>711326959
this is further proof that americans shouldn't be allowed to create food
>>711326436
Regardless, sounds like you had a great boy there. Good thing you took him and his...whatever... in. You didn't creep on him or get physical... So just let that go
>>711326923
Because his ass was 95% visible and the front had barely any coverage? I'm all for innocence, but at that point being nude would be less sexualized.
>>711327026
kek fair enough
>>711327012
what's that anime called again
>>711326898
Yeah, competitive swimmers and divers. All board shorts otherwise.
i guess we should make a new thread before this one 404s
>>711327026
We also shouldn't be teaching kids to be ashamed of their body, you know?
new thread
>>711327338
>>711327338
>>711326988
You haven't tried it, so you don't know. I like trying new things. That's how I came to like this pizza.
