Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Shit waifu Rory claimed
Previous: >>711282631
>>711289945 (Tomato)
They do have a massive library, and a librarian witch who never leaves
>>711290198
>Felt
Just how much of a HERETIC are you?
>>711290302
But is it Flandre's library? Her own personal library that she found the books and records for? Or is it like... The Public Library?
who else is MGTOW here? :o
I cant delete my thread
>>711288718
I didnt have ready access to RnS as a kid and I feel lesser for it. Redeemed myself through Zim.
>>711288684
Yes. Kitty. Ill believe you.
>>711288783
Uh, yeah. When she first got godhood she wasted it. Like a common
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>>711290403
It's a library in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, which is owned by Remilia, Flandre's sister
Hello everyone, still here
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711290259
Sup qt
>>711290301
lol I'm not on one yet I'm in the delayed entry process
>>711290403
Hey Tomoko poster.
>>711290403
I'm not, I don't use the OP to claim and think everyone appreciates seeing a new face there once in a while.
I claimed Miku on an actual post.
>>711290525
>>711290287
hey faggot rory is already shitted on
>>711290604
Playing Steep beta with some friends. It's a neat game
who else kkk here? :o
>>711290525
Is Rory a fucking owl? It's sorta bothersome that picture makes it look like she ain't got a neckbone
>>711290728
im FFF
>>711290593
So... No. It's not hers. Eh. One day I'll read up on the 2hus but not soon. Aren't there like... hundreds of characters?
I am a bit interested in Nue only because she reminds me of Tomoko.
>>711290604
Hello Luluco.
>>711290635
Kyouko has no issue making threads while staying loyal to his waifu. Take notes, fam.
![Guren[48].png](https://i.imgur.com/7rOusaN.png "Guren[48].png")
Claim
>>711290802
get out fag
>>711290499
Did you make that thread earlier?
>With the same OP
>>711290933
i am a faggot ill leave
>>711290828
She doesn't own the library, but she does live in the mansion
>>711290635
https://youtu.be/gQEGSar9V_k
>>711290789
High collar and choker.
>>711290681
Cool are you shredding the gnar my lil cuter
>>711290828
How are things?
>>711291028
Well that makes sense. I would hope that her sister would let her live in a mansion. Is the mansion also Remilia's? I assume so.
>>711290728
stop copying me :o
>>711290943
no but it inspired me
>>711291040
faggot
>>711291225
i was just asking a question owo
>>711290828
Except he has done this too before. I've given you my arguments, OP is just a post with rules, not the place to claim.
>>711291040
:ok_hand:
Been a while since I listened to this.
>>711291199
Not bad, not bad at all.
How are you?
>>711291040
Bullshit
>>711291202
The library is inside the mansion
and Remilia owns it
>>711290604
Oh okay, well never mind then lol
>>711290789
What animal is Yuuki
>>711291101
I.. don't know what that means
>>711291399
He died today. Figured Id play it.
>>711291477
Even in the manga. Its an illusion of no neck. And my stiff ass neck can duplicate that turn.
>>711291399
I. GUESS.
>>711291482
Gotcha, gotcha. So Flandre and Remilia live in Remilia's mansion which contains a massive library that is taken care of by a witch librarian who never leaves. Right?
>>711290198
My waifu <3
カラミチーマス
>>711291671
O. Rip.
>>711291681
You just wanted a few (You)s didn't you?
It doesn't matter who I post, it's for Miku that my heart pumps faster.
>>711291332
I did not give you permission :owo:
>>711291425
P good just found some old cds from freshman year and I have the same tastes lol so I put them in my truck
>>711291517
lol how was your Thursday bud :3
>>711291597
It means busting out some sick tricks my friend
>>711290525
Ur cute
>>711292051
Maaaaybe. I get bored easy and only a few people ever talk to me.
>>711291681
Right
They also naturally have maids, Sakuya is the head maid who stops time and throws knives at people
Like a female Dio
>>711292144
Pretty good, had a couple of classes this morning, took a really long nap, and now I'm playing vidya for the rest of the night. You?
>>711292144
Always good to find old CDs and stuff. I actually found my old Candlebox CD a few months ago after it being missing for a year or two. Fucking good shit mate.
>>711292186
Who is the librarian?
>>711292348
Patchouli, a girl who spent so much time inside she became physically weak
>>711292334
Dope same here just playing a copy of dark souls I picked up today for like a dollar after trading things in
Are you playing league?
>>711292348
Nice I just recommend my friend a song cause he's high af and it's a triply song and he said he had already listened to that album haha.. one love Tomoko c;
YESS cant believe no one claimed her yet
>>711292334
What do you study?
>>711292682
>Patchouli
I swear I've heard this somewhere else before.
>>711292719
Leaving? Have a good one.
>>711291517
Yuuki is a humming bird
>>711291671
Bullshit until you prove otherwise, and don't give me some half ass face, I want the WHOLE face turned
>>711292916
Patchouli is a type of flower, that could be it
>>711293139
Possibly.
Tell me more about Yukari, Ran, and Chen. What are their roles in the 2hu universe?
I do remember you saying Yukari likes to cause mischief, and both Ran and Chen help her. Also that Ran is usually depicted as "evil," correct?
>>711292719
Hell yeah, I love Dark Souls! I'm in LoL, yes
>>711292786
Computer science and cyber security
>>711293095
Aww!
>claimed
>>711292144
Oh! That is something I can understand.
Yeah, I was riding down a hill just now, got a 6 minute ride combo x4 multiplier with 7k points
Just stopped playing now though
>>711292144
How are you doing tonight cutie?
>>711292158
I have a hard time getting bored, when I do I'm usually upset about something that I can't do anything about.
goodnight
>>711293590
It's kinda stupid in my case. I have the entire internet at my fingertips but I still find a way to be bored.
>>711293676
Goodnight mysterious anonymous poster.
>>711292916
Oh no haha I was just stressing love for music lol it really is like one of the few things that everyone has in connection
>>711293412
Nice killem!!
>>711293478
Nice gj! That must have been a fun run
Get a load of a real Woman faggots
>>711293753
Ah, gotcha.
Man. The last time I got high I was listening to the Gorillaz. Too chill fam.
>>711293763
so majestic
You autistic man babies are lucky, just know tomorrow I'm going all out
>>711293905
she even turns the things around her into kawaii
>>711293905
Moments later she kisses a boy.
SLUT
>>711293930
Kek.
>>711293344
Well Yakari is basically a villain, so Ran and Chen are by extension
Yukari tried to destroy what is basically heaven
Invaded the moon
and tried to use Remilia to get revenge on the moon
>>711293412
Betcha can't guess what animal Yuno is!
>>711293983
Cant say Hawaii! without saying Kawaii!
>>711294001
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INBRED COCKMUNCHING POS ILL RAPE YOU BUM U MANCHILD
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
Have this befor I go to bed,
>>711294159
Im a a tiny eenie weenie bit jealous of the male animals around her thou..
>>711293753
I'm getting destroyed!
>>711294104
A cheetah
>>711294089
Pllleeeaaaase tell me either Ran or Yukari are "ara ara~"s
>>711294159
muh fuggin triggered. Bubbles was best PPG tho. Don't worry.
Bubbles > Blossom > Buttercup
>>711294162
Goodnight anon~
>>711294343
Such a talented woman! smh
>>711294347
I was gonna say Hawk but that's pretty damn fitting when i really think about it
>>711294364
Ummm no?
I have no idea what that means
>>711294343
Her bunny costume this halloween was just incredible!
>>711294614
I think her care of animals represents her personality!
>>711294485
Definitely a carnivore
>>711294812
Like me!
SRW did better PPG girls.
>>711293730
Exactly why I can't get bored. There are way too many things I want to do there.
But even without the internet, give me a notebook and I will be planning random game concepts, creating fantasy worlds, planning characters or actually writing stories.
Maybe you should do the next OP since you're so bored, I don't recall seeing Tomoko in it and complaining without doing it yourself first is rude.
Time to hit the sack, night.
>>711294536
Fam. fam a fucking lam. You don't know what an "ara ara~" is?
Fam. FAM.
>Christmas Cake opens a door
>"Ara ara~ irasshai"
>>711293753
It was cool. I'm not going to buy the game though
Time for this bunny to sleep. Have a good night /waifu/
>>711294925
I've started exactly one thread before. And I know, I have no real excuse to be bored but eh.... I still get bored.
Night fam.
>>711294925
hit my sack :o
>>711294904
funny face
>>711294904
Yuuki is definitely like an omnivore or herbivore...otter?
>>711294347
Nooooo :c by who?
>>711293859
Lol too dope I like double bass and left hand suzuki
>>711293763
Lil shitter
>>711294968
Night qt
>>711295345
Ashe and Thresh
>>711295329
Omnivore for sure tho lightly eats meat
>>711294790
Such a diverse use of crayons! my my!
here
>>711295345
My go to songs are generally Kids with Guns the Jamie T Remix and Dracula.
https://youtu.be/HK6npnPrNnE
https://youtu.be/4F726wasM28
>>711295546
Scup
>>711295471
Good thing professor Utonium remembered to keep the light opened!
>>711295705
He was also there when she lost her tooth! Thank heavens!!
>>711295546
Oh wow, I actually thought about you earlier today. I was wondering where you had been.
Hope you are doing well.
>>711294931
I'm just going to reply with yes
>>711293930
Ha faggot
>>711295812
I really really wish Utonium would exert more effort into remembering to keep the door light opened!
>>711295905
Do you really not? Hold on... Let me try and find one on the youtubes.
>>711296080
Bubbles takes her rightful place in the middle of the bed tho..
>>711295462
Some breed of dog perhaps? Collie?
>>711295905
For fuck's sake. Youtube is garbage as usual.
It's complete shit, but this is a compilation of "ara ara"
https://youtu.be/vbx12PSSjUY
>>711296336
Just feel that Bubble always has to carry the responsibilities all time
>>711295397
It's ok just hang in there Ff at 25 qt :c
>>711295546
Yo
>>711295557
lol my friend showed me bill Murray high I thought it was going on for hours but it was really at like 1:25 of something
>>711296152
This image <3
>>711296521
We won! The Corki is too strong!
>>711296521
Yeh, Gorillaz is a good band. I'll probably be listening to them for a long time.
>>711296504
Painful to watch! Utonium cooked a bad dish and bubbles was too kind to tell him the truth!!
>>711296476
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eating dogs
Jesus yuuki, I may be a Carnivore but I'm no monster
>>711296489
Oh It's that cute thing Kurumi does
Then no
>>711296692
>>711296736
Nononono, I'm saying Yuuki is a Collie!
>>711296764
That Utonium! Should really take care of her health and wake her up 30 minutes before school..
>>711296756
Real shame, that. Ran would probably make a really good "ara ara"
>>711295700
me
>>711295889
im fine just been busy with dishonored. decided to do another run
>>711296521
hello
>>711296921
Her dress here is just way too Kawaii! I'll give you this one Utonium! hehe
>>711296865
Oh! I'd had to say Yuno is either a German Shepherd or a Rottweiler
>>711297182
Just why?! Why can't Utonium be more update with the girl's fashion trends? Bubbles was humiliated here!!
>>711297373
Dude, one of my dogs is a cross between a collie and a german shepherd.
>>711297098
tell me a joke :o
>>711297405
Hahahaha! That bubbles almost had me fooled with this disguise! nice job :)
>>711297098
>Dishonered
Never played, that the game where you are like... a magic assassin, or something right?
Isn't a 2nd game coming out soon too?
>>711297566
She could have bounced higher with her bunny costume if Utonium had marble floor not carpet!
>>711297657
it came out today, I saw some guy get it today at gamestop :o
>>711297893
Ah that makes sense, the past week or so Dishonored blew up on Twitch.
>>711297543
why couldnt the bike stand? it was two tired
>>711297657
yeah i wanted to play it before the new one came out. im doing the dlc now
>>711298025
Ah, right on. I remember when AC2 came out and I binged AC for daaaays. Haven't been able to do that in a while because I pretty much fell off gaming. I don't even play Warframe that much.
>>711296593
Gj you carried
>>711296658
Lol cute ass image
>>711297098
How've you been?
>>711298002
I don't use twitch but I like watching shino:
>>711298025
4/10
need better jokes ._.
need to impress my date
>>711297765
Really don't think Bubbles should be sleeping in the presence of others boys! I need to talk to Ms Keane again!! *sigh*
Don't have pics on my phone but help me out /b/ I can't decide whether to go for Momo Velia Deviluke from To Loveる or Suu from Monster Musume
>>711298351
how about someone good? :o
>>711293930
Holy shit this is great. This whole time I thought you were pretending to be retarded. But God damn if you didn't prove me wrong.
Here's a (you). About time I gave you one after all.
>your friend
>Damage control.
>>711297503
I want a german shepherd or a husky
Right now I just have a chihuahua who might as well be a cat
>>711298449
Maybe Nana Astar Deviluke then?
>>711298793
Suu best girl.
>>711298206
thats fine. how are the classes?
>>711298273
the usual. gaming sleeping nothing really out of the ordinary
>>711298281
thats the best i got
>>711293930
>>711298351
How about Alice from Monster Girl Quest?
>>711298774
Both are good choices, German Shepherd if you don't want to deal with as much fur. Huskies shed like crazy.
>>711298905
They are going alright. I have a 4 page paper due on Tuesday and I haven't even started. But they are going ok.
Thank you for asking.
>>711298885
Best out of Monster Musume for sure but I'm very much torn between her and Momo
>>711299014
Haven't seen or even heard of it until now so I'll have to look into it
>>711299068
My chihuahua sheds like a mofo, I can imagine how a husky sheds
>>711299014
Already claimed her from the previous thread
>>711298273
My Janna support carried
>>711298774
One of the customers at my store has a month old chihuahua that is adorable
>>711297657
I like how they marketed it as a female main character, and then once the game is out they show you can pick male or female.
It's brilliant, and simple. Grab the gamer market because we don't care, we want a good game, grab the "Gurl powah" with a strong independent female power trip. Male non gamers see a self insert power trip after they already got the women.
Excellent marketing, hope the game is good.
>>711299331
They are lovable but quite a handful
>>711299448
Someone probably got a promotion for that.
>>711299331
chihuahuas should be mauled to death by an axe. But dw cats are better
>>711299098
probably get started on that soon and good that they are going well
>>711299241
They blow coat- it looks like someone destroyed a bunch of pillows in your house/yard. If you bake a brush to their fur from time to time it's not nearly as bad though.
I have a Husky mix and a Malinois, although I was around a bunch of Huskies growing up. They all have their weird personalities.
>>711299745
I really should... Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....
Eh. I'll do it this weekend. I don't classes until Tuesday so I have time. Literally thousands of hours.
>>711299583
It's the new "formula"
You can drag in a whole demographic that normally won't buy your games.
And after they bought into it (and actually bought it) it's to late, they bought a game they thought was more akin to them than it really wasn't they can bitch and moan, but you've got their money in your pocket, and most of them don't even know the difference between the studio and developers, so they're likely to fall for it, from the same people, all over again.
>>711299886
96 hours and 30 minutes CST.
I hate that Im not allowed to have a break on my late starts. Especially when I have to do all the cleaning.
>>711299820
Realistially I'll get a shepherd.. they're both playful and serve as a great guard dog
Plus I'm a CoDfag so I'll name it Riley
>>711300130
Pitbull best doge.
>>711300073
Still a good tactic. I'd use it. Not my fault that you bought a game because you thought something that wasn't confirmed.
LITERALLY. 2,000. HOURS.
>>711299572
I'm sure, they seem very energetic
>>711299656
No!!
>>711300130
Make sure you spend the time and TRAIN it. I cant emphasise how important it is to either train the fuck out of them or get a rescued, trained dog.
>>711300205
We have a staffy cross pit. Hes smart, but a complete dumbass.
>>711299886
ok yeah quite a bit of time
>>711300442
Seriously glad to know you are still with us.
>>711300130
Yeah, Huskies will open the door for a burglar, welcome them into your home, and then show them where the goods are. Shepherds will do their job. If you are man enough, a Caucasian Ovcharka is a superb guard for home and property.
I'm gonna get some sleep now, 'night.
