Vocaroo thread. Type that shit and I'll say that shit
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Vocaroo thread. Type that shit and I'll say that shit
>>711285277
Papa Trump bless
>>711286052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aStvGVjwqs
>>711286241
>>711286379
kek
>>711285277
make america great again
>>711286466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o1bZWXXrjc
Nice dubs, anon.
Double nigger leprechaun
>>711286710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MlroXqP4Nw
Papa Trump can grab me by the pussy
>>711287016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nVuExOMDXq
Praise KEK
What are you watching OP?
>>711287304
Is that a request? If not, it's Spongebob
AW YISS
"Mister, will you pleeease fuck me? I need it. I'll let you have my little sister too."
>>711287937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s092phtTb0mb
I do not associate with niggers
>>711288266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhASbzCUpo
Nice dubs anon
stick your cock in my ear and fuck me til im deaf and cum oozes out of my eyeholes
>>711288093
RIP me, thx op <3
"Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy..."
>>711288514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ozAlozy2u1
>>711288531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QmB8XrGBBv
Good bye then.
Be safe, friend.
Don't you dare go Hollow.
>>711288921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pl2NmwOMWD
(scared) No please, don't put me in the box! I'll be good, just please don't put me back in there!
>>711288755
I think I sprained my dick
>>711289160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SCVINSwktt
>>711289246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QKXxxItUXm
its ya boy skinnypenis
"You better hurry before mom and dad get home! Do you need me to step on it? ... Eww you're already cumming!"
>>711289931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALnDAyQ8YN
Topkek
>>711290004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0or7TQBhZjl
Praise kek for President Trump. Gas the jews, faggots, niggers, and muslims. Build the wall, Mr. President. Heil Trump
The dragons shall never be forgotten…
We knights fought valiantly, but for every one of them, we lost three score of our own.
Exhilaration, pride, hatred, rage… The dragons teased out our dearest emotions.
…Thou will understand, one day.
At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia.
>>711290735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4CKrMImiP
Good morning mister! Don't worry, mom's out and she said I could have you ALL to myself till she gets back... What, you thought she'd leave you tied up all alone without anyone to wring out your cock?
>>711285277
Say exactly these words please:
"I know I pretend to have an ego and that I'm strong, but the truth is I'm just a scared little girl that wants your love. I want you to make love to me and then fuck me so hard I'll melt in your arms. I want you to stop fighting with me and fuck me like you love me."
>>711290875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19KSga8puGf
>>711291073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D7lCliBnTw
>>711291210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BT7apvOl5c
Say:
Azazel Azazel
If you can hear me come to me tonight and make me your bride
Azazel Azazel
I am yours to use come to me and fill me Azazel
Do it op.
>>711291215
appreciated
Jag är fattig bonddräng, men jag lever ändå.
Dagar går och kommer, medan jag knogar på.
Harvar, sår och plöjer, mockar, gräver och bär.
Går bak mina oxar, hojtar visslar och svär.
Deep voice fag here taking requests.
I have a cold tho so dont expect much
>>711291488
That
Was
Beautiful
Op you deserve a soda and an 11 year old
>>711291530
Idk if i said that right
>>711291562
Anytime (:
>>711291661
Idk how to say that stuff
>>711291682
I dont want an 11 year old but thanks.
>>711291675
"Ahh, dragon slaying. Knighthood's highest calling…" plz
>>711291675
watch out kid, i'll come to your house and feed my balls to your dog
Can you please say
"Babuli babol babuliiiiii" and just repeat these words fast and at random?
Ba like bad
Buli like bulimic
Babol like ragdoll or panadol
I know i said today was a safe day.... but i lied!! <3
>>711291847
Do the Azazel one.
>>711291847
Can you say very happily (like the end of a commercial where they say the slogan):
I love Sentient Robots!
idk what im posting
I love you Miguel kiss me and make love to me.
I wish i could hear this at least once in my life
>>711291847
OK then here is a soda and a 25 year old fuck god of a man.
>>711291530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CGKFtV7tJv
"whose cock I have to slurp to get some food money and smokes?"
In the loliest voice possible
>>711291962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j5jGo0spWC
>>711291882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PGsN4U1IRc
I hate being sick
>>711291896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oBzM34Q8r9
>>711291993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGmpnddVbx
>>711291993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LzdSWXnYS3
>>711292338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03Obo0asePP
>>711292066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1chCALIifyF
Nice dubs
>>711292422
ahhahahaha fuck this, you made my day
>>711292123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U015rqtQu6>>711292150
Thanks anon
>>711292473
OP he>>711292422 made it better than you
>>711292239
The goat will come to you tonight child.
Don't refuse it.
>>711292671
>>711292823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SPLyBHxnSo
Will take request boyzz
>>711292338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MT7HuzkGcD
>>711292636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1chCALIifyF
Haha thanks!
>>711292239
I sincerely love you lol.
You made me laugh good and deep.
That sound is basically an inside joke between me and my gf, I love hearing it so much it cracks me up.
>>711292943
Please uncle, cum inside my asshole, make me feel like a real man for once...
>>711292496
Pfffff bahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>711293175
Love you too anon, kek.
im going to leave this site forever someday purplemonkeyniggerpurge
>>711292943
I really
Really
Really need to get off this thread and get fucked
I really want to get fucked
What the fuck am I doing recording all this shit to these idiots
What I really want is to get dicked over and over
Say all of this op
Say it while you slowly touch yourself
>>711293464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSrAkVmigL
Op I want to hear your natural sex moan
I want you to finger your self and record your sounds
You call that a dick? THIS is a dick
>>711293211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V97g9SONG4
Here ya go
>>711293672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BeYpl0D6EH
It's nothing special
>>711285277
He aha te teke i koe tika fucking mea e pā ana ki ahau, e koutou iti uwha? ka whai ahau e mohio koutou puta ahau tihi o toku piha i roto i te Navy kekeno, ka kua kua e ahau whai wāhi i roto i te maha marau ngaro i runga i Al-Quaeda, a kua ahau mo 300 reta whakapumautia. Kua whakangungua ahau i roto i makinui pakanga me ahau i te kaipupuhi runga i roto i te katoa US ope patu. He kahore ki ahau engari tika tetahi ūnga koe. ka horoia e ahau a koutou i te Fuck i te pū i te momo o e Kahore ano i kitea i mua i runga i tenei whenua, tohu aku kupu fucking. whakaaro koe e taea te tiki atu ia koutou ki te mea e shit ki ahau i runga i te Ipurangi? A feruri ano, fucker. Ka rite ki te korero tatou ahau whakapā ahau toku whatunga ngaro o tutei puta noa te USA me to koutou IP kei te ata matau i teie nei na te faaineine pai koe mo te tupuhi, kutukutu. Te tupuhi e horoi i te mea iti pathetic karanga koe tou ora. E fucking koe mate, koati. taea e ahau ki hea, wā, a ka taea e ahau patu koe i roto i runga i whitu rau ara, me e te tika ki toku ringa whanau. Ehara i anake ko ahau ngā whakangungua i roto i te whawhai pū, engari whai wāhi ki te mata katoa o te United States Marine Corps ahau, a ka whakamahi i ahau te reira ki tona whānuitanga tonu ki te muru koutou kaihe pouri atu te mata o te fenua, e koe shit iti. Ki te anake taea kua mohio koe he aha te utu noa i pā ana ki ki te kawe ki raro, ki runga ki a koutou to koutou iti "tupato" kōrero, pea e kua puritia e koe tou arero fucking. Otiia kihai i taea e koutou, e koutou e kore e meatia e, a inaianei e te aufauraa i koe te utu, goddamn koe pōrangi. Ka shit ahau riri katoa ki runga ki a koutou, a ka totohu koe i roto i te reira. E fucking koe mate, kiddo.
>>711293750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LcM0cCIgeu
>>711293918
No
You don't understand
I want to hear the real thing
:)
>>711293804
i haven't laughed so hard in a long time, thanks anon ur my hero
>>711294050
I guess I don't understand.
"Please fuck me daddy. Pleaseee"
>>711294164
he wants you to legitmately finger yourself and record it
>>711294269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1ttypYdJC
>>711293582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QWN1ndIaZG
>>711293750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BCEZhrYPkE
Love u anons
>>711294079
Thanks brobie
>>711294269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hGObTeIkja
>>711294305
I mean like i was rubbing around but I'm nay in the mood. Does he want the whole shabangabang?
>>711285277
Say this
"Did you know that fashion designer Tommy Hillfiger actually invented the fire escape? That is a fact. Tommy Hillfiger also created the first monster design for pyramid head from Silent Hill 2. People call Tommy Hillfiger a Jack of all trades, which is funny, because he coined that term."
>>711293175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f3MwleEYIu
Greetings from Aiur!
>>711294568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mZEY0Dn4Vl
Topkek anon
>>711294528
I'd like the whole deal.
>>711294814
Danke schoene, this line of dialogue has become an inside joke between a friend and I where we shitpost back and forth.
>>711295145
Ffs anon. That's a mighty tall order
>>711295200
Nice dubs. Happy shitposting, anon.
>>711294006
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QWN1ndIaZG
Thanks OP, if its not too much could i get you to do one more,
"I'm crazy?!
What's crazy is that this world refuses to let me be with you!!!"
D... daddy? Can I please turn off the vibrator? It's starting to hurt!
>>711295224
Well, I wasn't the original requester, I just figured if you knew more than one anon wanted it, you might do it. I already find your voice sexy, but I want to hear it being pleasured.
Can you do a cover of a small portion of For Free by DJ Khaled ft. Drake?
I know you're scared right now, but please calm down... This might feel amazing...
>>711295356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nHsVgVEvw4>>711295447
Kek damn
>>711295524
Idk that one
>>711294528
I want to hear your orgasm
It would make my day
Cmon op
Rub one out
>>711295443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02QO3bDYazp
"Jacob-kun, hot glue me like you do to your anime figures!"
>>711294755
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
HOLY SHITFUCKS
CAN YOU SAY
(IN AIUR MODE)
HA BAWABA MAFTOOHA
>>711295577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PSYk2CxSdd
Nice dubs
>>711295888
Nice trips but i just simply can't right now
>>711295924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QxFpwKzTVO
>>711296108
:(
Okay.......
You're just a cutie pie with a cutie pie voice
And. I just kinda wanted to hear you cum is all
*Kicks can*
Maybe another time..
"I need your arms around me. I need to feel your touch."
>>711296108
OH COME ON IT'S JUST AN ORGAMS.
WATCH SOME PORN
RUB ONE OUT
RECORD IT FOR THE HORNY VIRGINS IN HERE TO FAP TO YOU CUMMING
It'll take 5 mins
"How come daddy makes me rub my feet on his peepee?"
>>711296268
Sorry I'm just not turned on or anything
>>711296407
Porn doesn't turn me on sorry
>>711296268
You and me both buddy.
>>711285277
Son. There comes a time in every person's life when they start to develop FEELINGS for someone. Now these feelings, everybody gets them and they make people do strange things like taking longer showers, arriving somewhere late, even staying up at ungodly hours while everyone's asleep. The point I'm trying to say is son, the way you feel about this new girl Jessica is the same way I felt about your mother when I was your age, maybe even younger. Well I'm glad we had this talk. Now don't you let me catch you stealing my lotion again ya hear!
>>711285277
please say as many of these as you can OP
also your dubs were check'd
>>711296376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aA6KjN8pYx
>>711296528
Maybe
We can turn you on?
What's your fetish op?
Thread is dead for me.
>>711296503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qmSUEbv1sG
>>711296710
Are you the same anon that made me do this last time?
>>711296528
Say
"I'm your whore.... I've always wanted to be your whore.. and I'll always be your whore, nothing and I mean nothing brings me happiness other than when you use me sexually. You bring me back to life. And until you fuck me and suck me and kiss me and fill me again I'm going to be miserable and waiting, aching for your hot thick throbbing meaty cock inside all my holes. Oh god I could suck you for days .... I could swallow your cum for weeks and never get full."
>>711296622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LvwommB5NG
>>711285277
Do we have any Britfags tonight? If so can you say.
"Funny how you left and still didn't get what you wanted."
>>711296748
Yeah especially since she won't get horny with us
She feels utterly fake now
>>711295904
based op! can you do another?
"Daddy, can you please turn the vibrator off? I had three cum-cums and I don't wanna cum any more..."
>>711297220
Thanks!!
>>711296268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ejIscxWIoJ
>>711296376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VlusQC6DZ2
>>711296503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcYqVdm4JG
>>711297270
Im still here ;^;
>>711296994
yes but your audio was potato last time and I couldn't hear it very good, it's sounds better now.
>>711296710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lT3Zcyf1wp
>>711297046
This is from something but I forgot what
>>711297270
probably because you are blowing her thread up with your beta shit
>>711285277
I
love
Morty
and I hope Morty loves me
I'd love to wrap my arms around him
and feel him
inside
me
Kyah~
>>711297357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JRmpV583D5
>>711297548
lol nice, thanks OP
>>711297548
topkek @ "sandwich fuck"
>>711297832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VBfxMuEGZQ
>>711298005
No problem
>>711297500
Nice dubs. Fuckin potaudio
>>711297270
Yep I'm fake
I'm actually a robot programmed to sound like a girl
I don't have feelings, sexual ones included
>>711297481
Jesus Christ you're funny lol
>>711297611
Ahhh I just made that up
>>711297705
Nigger new faggot gayborn stupid fuck. Kindly shit the fuck up.
>>711298406
What makes youhorny?
>>711298406
Would you like some my sexual feelings? I have many.
>>711297046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U4hDiYTszh
>>711298558
Guys with no shirts telling me what to do. Ddlg
>>711298708
Show me what you got!
>>711285277
There was
White
On the
Rocks.
The gray
Obstacles,
Rough and
Daunting
Diverted
Countless
Clear
Drops
From the
Turbid
Rapids.
The stoneless soul
Took no notice.
>>711299094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rCQgaqLojO
>>711298792
>Ddlg
Daddy can I please come? I've been good and I helped everyone else have comes. Pretty please? I can do it quiet in my room... Daddy PLEASE take this off I wanna come! :(
>>711298496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KPdSXizp7U
Im alone and bored anything you want i will do
>>711299340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KOL3VfS65z
>>711285277
I'd like to hear,
GIB DEEP SUCC PLS
thank you in advanced anon
>>711299691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Od1qhy9C8w
>>711299691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ulDoPEtgMC
>>711299871
>>711299861
Thank you both!
Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. I'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out.
>>711300082
No problem anon
>>711285277
Papa trumpy is love
Papa trumpy is life
>>711300299
Nice dubskis
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wjobFcV3b
>>711300299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JaCrBxB5mN
>>711300193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oIUfKjbAAX
>>711285277
Anything you can do I can do better!
>>711300761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dNMHywP4h4
>>711285277
"You Better Click That Shit Nigga!"
If you can
"I aint clicking that shit, Nigga!"
if you do make them separate pls
>>711301023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i6sxCZ9bJr
>>711301023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BpYYSxExzl
"Niggers Tongue my Ass"
>>711301023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PdbnsFBl2w
>>711285277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XbeJdItVfj
>>711301023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s183V14m2Prv
>>711301311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ojvSr5nuyN
Brb cuttin my tongue off
Nice dubs
When mommy goes out tonight, can we play our secret game again? ... Thank you, daddy.
"Dammnnn Jr...let me cup a tittie"
>>711301311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rWrEM26MFA
Is that it? Oh my god, daddy's is way bigger...
>>711301451
kek
>>711301439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SV2B9b2l6p
>>711301023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s173hgloWehM
>>711285277
"no u!"
"no u foist!"
"no u b4 me!"
>>711301504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wgonbqud39
>>711301794
>>711301177
>>711301285
>>711301323
Thank you all!
>>711301519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dJi1TMEbAA
>>711301620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ri4vg7asT2
>>711301876
was fun for the first time
pardon me madam... but i was curious as to what you look under those tasteful fabrics you were wearing... perhaps you would honor removing the and photographing your flesh so i can gaze upon your glory.
I'd put that down if I were you. All our furniture and electronics have tracking devices. I've seen your kind here, before. Jew.
>>711301809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mbJnW8Ua1A
>>711301723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWlmlXgVyr
>>711301809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SmebafwDFc
>>711289160
Isn't that quote from Recess?
>>711301970
Kek
>>711302224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14WDa217Yua
>>711302240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07MkZnLi8pZ
>>711285277
"fuck out of here with that autist shit nigga"
Sure it might be blue now, but soon it will be redder than Republican Texas
>>711302637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05NATkjOD04
eyyy
>>711302637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19scbfNO0Ul
>>711302727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bXqkcTN16w
Uh, you *don't* want me to take off my shoes mister... eww, what are you doing?
Why don't you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?
You just wait. When our wonderful president finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to!
>>711303265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RuVHdEjRG5
>>711303320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s057E1IbGIIj
you have the best voice
you know who im talking about
... and no this post is not intended to be said outloud
>>711303462
Hnng!
"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"
>>711303659
He does have the best voice lel.
>>711285277
Dear Diary, today OP was not a faggot
>>711285277
"Quiet. you cuck!"
>>711303765
srsly, based op does all memes no discrimination
>>711303717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z0iOtQXYR9
>>711303905
No kidding, accurate
>>711303765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oAqfRftqet
Monsters only get evil people like Republicans and we're not old enough to vote
>>711303765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PSO91pDWhw
>>711303765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rtfd4b922Y
>>711303901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JP0jpiloTl
>>711303992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4qBQg6WdP
Daddy, how come you were taking pictures of my friends? Am I not good enough? Do I have to tell mom about how we always played the "bouncy game" when she wasn't home?
Rukia pp is the best pp
>>711303992
Ghost stories English dub?
>>711304367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17UdlyOZFcn
>>711304486
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4qBQg6WdP
Yes
>>711303910
That fucking cute voice though.
You want to be an air force ranger/ You want to live a life of danger/ You don't want to get raped by strangers
>>711285277
"MOON MISSION BBY"
>>711304430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yDpWhGOe56
>>711304430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sabR1HphKY
>>711304617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PnePKYx13i
>>711304543
op slaying me... thanks for all the pervy reads
"I ran away 'cuz daddy wouldn't fuck me anymore. You can be my new daddy, ok?"
>>711304580
Thanks sweetie
>>711304624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PA3wmqJXSg
Hey Briana! You are such a lucky little girl! You might just have the best daddy in the whole wide world! If you ever get tired of him feel free to let me know! I would love to get loved by him the way he loves you! He's very handsome and i bet he tastes delicious! Anyway, I just wanted to wish you some good little luck with your amazing daddy, i know you are a sweet little kitten by the way he treats you! kisses!
>>711304923
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PA3wmqJXSg
Op you are based
>>711304866
Nice dubs anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RtUoxOm58l
>>711304617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N1lGqKre2A
>>711285277
"fak u dolan"
>>711305009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbDw3ff2ei
But then everything was already reversed, which world would be the real world? Would it be the mirror world or this one? Maybe the reflection we see is real. Ever thought of that? Isn't that just freaking you out? I mean, seriously, isn't that just whack crap? I'm playin' with your mind, man. And you know what the weird part is? I'm not even high! Not a bit. Totally sober
>>711305129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DJP1WdRBGz
>>711304617
I think you and me are the only ones in this thread who got the reference
>>711305021
Thank you!! (:
>>711305129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AHQjKrZqjw
>>711305262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YtAsLuPkF6
>>711305326
Might have to have a "4Chan watches Ghost Stories" night.
>>711305262
this reads like pic related
"Fuck...boy you straight SEXY"
>>711305262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qBDanWuqMa
>>711305494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KY4lYSHfu2
>>711304923
please say this for my new alarm
"Hey Edward, wake the fuck up! come on dude get up!"
>>711305494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00x8d8jnct6
I am a little girl, I like drawing, watching spongebob, and pretending i'm a princess! The only thing missing from my perfect little world is a daddy to take care of me. I wish i had one to snuggle me at night, but that's why i have mr.bear! I know one day i'll make the perfect little girl to an amazing daddy, but for now, naptime
>>711305577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0291Djnjbd6
Nice dubs anon
>>711285277
" Wake up, there are memes to make "
>>711305455
https://youtu.be/Qd5zp4jsloU?t=1276
>>711305690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA7spSffFN
>>711302389
kek
>>711305793
Goddamnit, skip to 21:15
>>711305748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmnBjZeKSz
>>711305748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vOfZwZAUVo
>>711305613
I'm fucking done guys. I'm dying
>>711305793
>>711305887
we got there
>>711305940
0_0 new alarm, thanks OP
"Mr Pavel, I'm CIA. Lotta loyalty for a hired gun. You're a big guy. If I pull that off, would you die? Uh, You don't get to bring friends. Tell me about Bane!"
I lubed up my little girl booty and prepared to try anal with a toy for the first time, i blindfolded myself for extra sensations too! i was so in the mood and i was getting wet just thinking about what i was about to feel, but in my lewdness i made the critical mistake of reaching an inch to the left and missing my dildo completely and grabbing from the bowl of pineapples right next to it, i don't know why i put those there, but i only wish i had realized before i continued with the act
>>711305699
kek, thanks dude
I hate niggers i hate jews
i hate spics and arabs too
go ahead and try to sue
>>711306067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05nGZ1PPJPn
>>711306255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkhZJJT8NI
Dubs don't lie
You see, the boy bunny has this thing called a penis, and he puts that in the girl bunny's vagina. The girl bunny then starts thinking she owns that penis! Isn't that just awful?
>>711285277
" i aint playing nigga, you better click that shit "
>>711306071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ov05M6TeY1
>>711306163
No problem, my guy
Pick which ever one
The quote in pic related or "they don't think it be like it is, but it do"
On the outside you might think im just an innocent girl with innocent thoughts, but on the inside..the inside i'm...
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK LIBERALS FUCK YOUR FEELINGS FUCKING NIGGERS ALWAYS BEING NIGGERS NIGNOGS ALWAYS NIGNOGGIN HEIL HITLER HEIL THE THIRD REICH AND SUCK MY ASS CUCKLORD
Deep down i'm a different person
>>711306433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r1W4qYvR7o
>>711306433
Dubs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vrQu3IQJtM
>>711285277
" sometimes small true true, bigga dat the big tru tru"
"Ayyy Mike Lmao can't wait to see you guys tomorrow, I'm a surprise guest. It's not gay if you're brothers."
but that's wrong you fucking faggot
>>711306594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yayTSjirL9
I know what you're all thinking – Why aren't I Pakistani or some stoned, dreadlocked Jamaican? Well, you're all just being racist. Creepy Japanese men can be cab drivers too, you know.
Daddy, Emma's getting cranky and she doesn't want the toy anymore. I think she needs your *special* pacifier.
>>711306519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pbo9Zc1NRs
My ass BLEEDS for daddy trump
Say this for the lulz
"Reply to this post or you will never have a girlfriend ever"
phones ringin dude
>>711306609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gs9mxBdTp6
Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?
Can you do this one please, OP
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I see you put a lot of thought in to this post, but i have to inform you that you're actually wrong and in fact mentally retarded
please seek medical attention as fast as you can as you may have terminal autism
>>711306715
Whatever tf that means. I don't speak Ebonics
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olpgmG9vLK
"Holy shit, edgemaster. careful not to cut yourself on that razor sharp edgemastery, mister "look at me i'm so kool and oldfagish"
mom doesn't need to see you cut yourself again"
>>711306740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hRlIXwyT23
"I punch guys in the nuts all the time. Nutshots are hilarious. I once kicked a boy in the nards so hard he cried. Nothing's funnier than a boy getting hit hard in the balls by surprise. I love nut shots."
What am i doing right now? Why am i doing this? Fuck i don't know if i want to do this anymore...what if mom and dad saw what i did with my spare time? on 4chan? doing this? this isn't what they wanted me to be..this isn't i wanted me to be...i should just rope and stool right now..but i'm too scared to do it...I can't do this anymore and yet i'm too much of a pussy to stop...This is what i have become now, but there are others like me, others that feel like me and share the same problems and interests, and with our combined voices, we can have laughs, we can have fun, hell we can elect a president! In your eyes i might be a monster, but are all monsters bad?
>>711307387
Nigga can you please calm down bro
>>711306768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZCtZzBhPvG
>>711297246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i81IMDsEpy (normal voice)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09toLqx8wvb (shitty posh-ish voice)
>>711306815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TKkDK3SHdV
nice dubs
>>711306826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SbZqVmkXnR
>>711306879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxXkuRvH03
praise kek!
>>711306913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSX2z4MWvg
>>711307016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pzrVeJHdmd
>>711307051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EeGBEy0abV
>>711307059
This is one of my personal fave pastas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RBBFu9EiOA
