Judge eachother faggots
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Judge eachother faggots
Kind of incomplete.
>>711285337
Anyone got the template of this one?
>>711285552
>>711285717
Thanks m8
Put this in the other thread, might as well add it here too.
>>711286354
fucking normie
>>711286354
Thin out and maybe that sex life will improve
>>711285140
howdy! howdy do?
>>711285140
>>711287188
probably, kinda doubt its really going to be worth it though
>>711286354
ugh you sound cute
>>711287650
only if you like fat chicks
>>711287723
whats wrong with fat chicks?
>>711288075
everything.
>>711288075
they're fucking nasty
and expensive
and they smell like vagina cheese
>>711288526
thats a bit of a stretch(mark)
>>711288610
ego is expensive,
hygiene should be a part of every person.
>>711287188
Happiness is high, maybe she doesn't care.
>>711288526
This is silly, my wife and I go to swinger clubs constantly and I assure you that not always the most muscular or the thinnest are the most chosen or are the best in sex, these conceptions are merely social constructions formented by the media.
Leggooo boiiis
>>711290059
thats what im saying.
maybe youll be limited from using the swings and harnesses, but rope can be cut to different lengths
>>711290202
You sure you aren't 15?
>>711290692
or 12?
My life has changed since I last did one of these
reposted and edited bc I looked like a total fag last thread
>>711285337
Underage faggot
>>711285885
I love the Violent Femmes
>>711292299
I made that a year ago, but haven't changed the age yet.
>>711287068
metal core and deathcore are shit. You are a faggot
>inb4 edgy teenager
>>711292459
still underage faggot
>>711292946
When you 13 ans you go on 4chan.
Get back to hotwheels kid, only retarded suicidal fggts here <3
>>711292946
You sound like a fucking cunt.
>>711293494
what the hell are hot wheels.
>>711293616
holy shit! you dont know hot wheels??
what about matchbox?
>>711293616
Kys
>>711294012
nope
>>711294012
please tell me he knows about matchbox
>>711294149
>>711294144
>>711291893
I'm seeing more and more shit about $uicideboyboy$ here and I love it
>>711294325
Truuuueeeeeee, they mvp as fuck
I'm eating myself into an early grave, and I'm incapable of feeling anything but anxiety and nihilism.
>>711285140
>>711294144
oh shit.
i just realized how shitty childhood is now. all digital.
the toy cars. theyre like 3 inches long, some are crazy looking, the older ones were modeled as real cars.
we would use our imagination to fuck around with them.
maybe even use them in the racetracks, or some of us would strap non-reporting bottle rockets to them and joke saying that it has super turbo.
what about techdecks?
>>711294537
>incapable of feeling anything but anxiety and nihilism
Yep.
>>711294627
You have the template for this one?
Plez share anon
>>711294803
this thread has reminded me of how fleeting time is
>>711294803
i remember them now, parents sold all of mine when i was like 7 because i never picked them up.
>>711295241
Stepping on lego. That's when you know you're having fun.
>>711295111
Sure
>>711295222
yeah. im almost 30 and keep reminding myself its 20 SIXTEEN
>>711295241
you missed out. you might have had some rare one and been able to sell them for more than $30.
in box, some of the HW from the 90s can go upwards of 10K
>>711285140
>>711295412
Thx dawg
>>711295483
holy shit.
I'm also a narcissist.
>>711295483
If only I could break up with the sentimental value of childhood.
>>711295565
what do you find weird?
>>711295996
yeah.
>>711296079
dudette, you dont like reading?
>>711296160
i know. the beanine baby market is flooded and no one wants my furbies.
kidding, both were dumb. and furbies terrifying when you burn their fur off and they still work
>>711296533
I'm actually dumb as shit
>>711296523
No I hate reading. I've spent alot of time reading factual books and articles, though.
I only like children's books.
Reading is work for me, and I already work, so...
Whenever I have to, I end up having to re-read every line, takes me about 30 minutes to read 3 pages.
>>711296523
>setting furbies on fire on a saturday morning
I realize that makes me sound like I'm some sort of closet serial killer, but it happened, and it was comfy, and good times were had as they spoke through the fire.
>>711296523
ugly dragon ornaments, strangely shaped stones, bootleg spider-man merch
Such is life.
>>711297513
Holy shit your crowded list of video games shows your fucking empty life
>>711297513
>>711298043
8/10 game choice though
>>711298043
It was really hard to whittle it down to that.
>>711285140
>tfw no gf
>>711285140
Be brutally honest
>>711300168
good music taste
>>711300168
I too like King Tuff
>>711300498
>>711300837
T.Hanks I had to whittle the list down by alot
Just spent the past 20 minutes updating it, it's all up to date now.
>doggo is Cobb (from Inception)
Texas boy coming in.
took a while to make...
>>711301592
Cursive in paint.
You must have a steady hand.
>>711301592
Cursive. Good job achieving that in paint
>>711301707
Could have done a better job if I had a better/smaller mouse. Also with more patience.
I actually shake some times. specially when I drink coffee. Like right now.
damn anxiety.
>>711299961
All that effort. Damn.
>>711301897
I would've put more effort into mine and plugged in the art tablet thats right next to me, but Im tired as fuck.
>>711301442
>>711301257
last second update to this
>>711299396
Why are you here?
>>711300168
same to you.
>>711299961
Hey, I don't have a job either and my money is running out....
>>711301442
Are you from the East coast?
>>711302502
Nope. I've lived in Texas my whole life. Why?
>>711302233
I would like to have one of those for editing photos. Would you recommend one?
Also, have you looked at the new Microsoft surface pc??
>>711302588
idk, I had that sensation.
What part? I lived there for two years... 2 years ago.
bump to stay alive
>>711302502
I'm sorry feel asleep. Same to what?
>>711302778
Why are you guys here? Your life seems perfect. too good for 4chan.
Like I have everything except friends. I do have some but I never see them.
Come at me
>>711302950
I'm a wage slave who always has a nagging feeling that everyone is talking shit about me behind my back. My few friends are good people but I have self esteem issues and have been single for the longest time. And I've been browsing here and r9k for forever
>>711302607
I use a Wacom Tablet. They come with their own software, but I recommend picking up Paint Tool SAI for drawing, and using a more advanced version of the Adobe Elements 8 it comes with. It's like, Photoshop's little cousin.
>>711302697
I live just north of Austin.
With how I talk, everyone thinks I'm British.
>>711303247
A Nord? Aw, sweet. What's snow like?
>>711300837
Favorite song or album by king tuff if I may ask?
>>711303247
I thought that country was packed with happy people?
>>711303403
aye, I studied in english in England. Funny how some American girls treated me well until they asked where I was from.
>>711303471
It's fun the first two days but after that it's fucking annoying and you wish the sky would stop foaming it's mouth.
Also it's fucking cold and I hate it.
>>711293772
vegan gains?
>>711302502
711299396:
Everything-can-be-hilarious sense of humor.
My life's had a pretty large share of shitty/lonely parts. Romance wise it's been pretty lackluster.
I'm only doing well financially because I'm not in debt. I'm pretty poorfag, but thriftiness keeps me alright.
>>711303729
That's the weird thing. I've lived here my whole life, son of two First Generation Immigrants (Granted, they worked for the US Army, dad's Mexican and Mom's German).
And I developed a full on British Accent.
>>711303771
kek
No.
>>711303729
Packed with doesn't mean exclusively. Politics is shit right now, and while I generally like my country, I'd rather go live somewhere else.
Seriously, half of our government are utter fags who sold out all the left-wing voters to the right-wings. Plenty of stuff to be salty about.
Still, with Trump on the U.S. throne I get the feeling that our political problems aren't as important anymore.
>>711290202
sex life unrealistically high for your interests and unfunny "ironic" memes. try again
>>711296964
Dang. There's some really fun stuff out there. And depending on your interests, some really well written stuff.
>>711297118
I had 3 of them and was playing on the ground, I was getting up and hit my head on the underside of a table that had 2 candlesticks burning on it. The table got hit hard enough to give me a bump and get one of the candles to topple over and roll of towards me. It rolled off the table, wax trail and all, fell on the furby setting it alight and staining the floor with wax. The other two looked on with those soulless eyes. They jeered right through their compatriot and said in that detached tone "furbyyyyy"
I was 8 and I cried.
>>711297257
Strangely shaped you say??
I had these funny ass 'hero troopers' power ranger knock off action figures that I pretended to be both the protagonists and antagonists in these complicated stories but they never figured it out because being a knockoff meant your logic skills were very, very stunted
I'm not NEAR done yet but give me time, just want to make sure I can get in on the conversation before shit dies. I'm Keiran, by the way.
>>711304526
You sir, are a national hero. God bless.
>>711304636
> Libertarian left
kek, hope that works out for you.
>>711304892
I think it was the beak that freaked me out the most. The fire got snuffed out pretty quick but it looked like a terminator or something, the spots of wax made it look like groups of skin, but the fur didn't flash burn so it had this L shape searing that started just above its left foot and reached over it beak to the right ear going a bit in between the eyes.
The voice sounded the same, but the other two talking is what freaked me out the most.
Safe to say I got rid of the bunch to make sure one wouldn't haunt me while the other two plotted.
Idk what my mom did with them, but I haven't seen them since we moved
>>711305424
It actually kind of sucks because I am surrounded by radical feminists and just... people who don't know what they're talking about, nor do they research or try to debate anything beyond pulling the victim or the (x)phobe card. I'm certainly not a feminist. I do believe in worker's rights and control over the means of production, fighting against fascism and any means of oppression but the answer isn't to treat the majority like shit. Hell, I am a white cis male.
>>711302238
Trying too hard. You don't have to like superheroes or Pokemon to have a favourite one, and you don't magically transform into a pariah spouting random Japanese words after watching a single anime.
Learn to live a little.
>>711305803
Yeah, that's just about what I feared. I identify as authoritarian left but I hate those people just as much as you do. Ain't left if people are being treated like shit, whether that's the majority or the minority.
>>711306345
Pretty much... A lot of people around my views would call me a hypocrite for being so critical of their views and the left in general, but the reason I am that way is because I AM a part of the left.
also pic update
>>711306626
Think the thread is about to die so let me sneak in a comment on how you look like Gary Oak.
>>711306963
I can't tell if that's a compliment or not but that's actually kind of accurate with my hair, except it's more red than I am leading it to be.
>>711307072
It's an observation. If that's the look you're going for then feel free to take it as a compliment. Don't complain if your grandpa suddenly forgets your name and your childhood friend starts calling you "shirley" "asshat" or "dickbag" though.
>>711306626
>Intelligence 8/10
Now are you sure about that, with 5/10 being the average?
>>711285337
so u listen to punk but operation ivy is in your top albums. FAGGOT
>>711307281
Ha, Pa has been calling me shit like that since I was 7 to "man me up". It just kind of made me reject my family more than anything else, especially with their huge religious thing they had going on before I moved out.
>>711307435
I don't know, I was allowed to skip transition year in secondary school to get to UCD faster
>>711290202
your just i art fag bisexual. I know lets be a non-conformist and end up like every other non-conformist, grow out of high school u fucking cunt.
>>711307746
Shit. I'm trying to make a joke here and then you ruin it.
I actually feel kind of bad now. I hope you feel better after making that choice.
>>711308385
Oh, sorry, I take things too seriously.
There
>>711308124
Clay or stone?
Acrylics or oils?
Tabletop roleplay or under the table pillow fort roleplaying?
>>711308560
Nah, don't apologise.
I can sympathise with having bad parents though. I moved out about 2 years ago now. They tend to be nice people but they also tend to be very demanding and make me feel violated.
>>711285337
>one thing you couldn't live without
I died
>>711307449
What would you put in its place? Fall out boy?
>>711309094
Of dehydration?
>>711309557
No I choked on the lid
>>711285885
top videogames rpg maker really?
>>711308824
I used to use clay but I lack the tools now. Now its just that bakeable stuff for the oven.
Pretty much everything. Not oil paints through - that shit is stinky. Watercolor is probably my favourite to use.
Haha - Table top as in dnd, pathfinder, dungeon world, fate, custom builds, etc.
wow, went back in memory lane for this one
I made this 4 years ago when I was 15 for these types of threads
i don't do any hard drugs anymore and im community college, whaow what an improvement thats inspirational!
>>711296079
I updated to the full set
Shit template.
>>711311143
Agnosticism isn't a religion, in the same way that liberalism isn't a policy. Agnosticism can be used to describe your beliefs, but it isn't of itself a belief.
So, are you an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist?
>>711311423
agnostic atheist.
you know what I fucking meant, man. lol.
I know how it works. No need to correct me, it's not an important value point.
>>711309833
I like fucking around with alginate and concrete. Or liked. I found it funny to cast random shit or my fist with different fingers up or contorted and then epoxying them in random places
Make it look like a building was flipping you the bird.. Sometimes I'd make a ring out of aluminum just for extra giggles.
Aerosols were my go to, but recently its been layering India ink.
Pillowfort rp is pretty fun too. I tend to play a chaotic neutral so its always a tossup as to what I'll do. I once killed the main protagonist the DM setup by getting into a trance and astral projecting to him. I killed his soul and then the entire party just looted. The DM allowed it and restricted me from doing and astral killing henceforth. I laughed, but cut his planned 4 hour game to about 2 and a half.
>>711290202
>Anonymous
I didn't mind any of it until I read Steins;Gates
GATES.
Rly nigga?
>>711311826
We all know edgelords can't spell.
>>711311616
If he did know what you meant, he wouldn't ask if you were atheist or theist.
>>711312468
well shit guys
doesn't "agnostic" basically imply that it almost doesn't concern me too much?
I guess you're right, though.
>>711312640
I did know. I'm just an ass for the sake of being an ass.
"not a phase"
Using a mobile so I'll just write it down
Age21
Sex/gender-male
Sexuality - straight
Single-yes
Virgin-no
Hobbies/activities -gaming interwebs travelling
Music genre-classic rock, rock, classical
Bands- pink floyd, deep purple.. Hendrix experience.. The who.. Etc
Top movies - idk too many
Tv-breakin bad... Got... Dexter... Louie... Life and times of tim... Better call saul.. Etc
Books.. I'm not well read but my favs are the metamorphosis.. Great expectations.. Game of fire and ice..
Vgames-max payne is my favorite
Intelligence -8/10
Wealth-5/10
Sex life-4/10
Looks-8/10
Confidence -8/10
Social life-2/10 at present
Health -7-8/10
Happiness - idk
Country -poo in loo
>>711311143
I pretty much go into these threads with the assumption that a guy will reply to me like, "omg, you're so amazing, let's be happy forever!" or something.
These are threads for attention whores.
wilin
>>711285140
>>711285885
what about some nudes?
