What's one life lesson you learned the hard way?
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What's one life lesson you learned the hard way?
Be social or people will hate you.
>>711284056
Love isn't real. Not in the sense of it not existing, more just like it doesn't happen to everyone.
lube up before sticking it up your ass
>>711284056
Let retards kill themselves.
Before they get you killed too.
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure hes sedated
I managed to suck the log out but goddamn the faggot put up a helluva fight
>>711284056
All women are whores by nature
>>711284056
your genitals are not supposed to be seen by other people.
>>711284056
It's still kinda rape even if you're a guy & you wanted it.
>>711284056
I should've quit trying a long time ago. Everything along the way that I've clung to for hope was nothing but a passing fancy of someone else's or my own.
It happens every year like clockwork.
>make "friends" in the spring
>spend the summer stuck together like glue
>then sometime in the fall, something always happens. Maybe they lose interest, maybe I just drive them away without even realizing because I'm too clueless to see the signs
>another winter all alone
>more counting how many days/weeks/months it's been since I had a face to face conversation with someone who didn't have some kind of alterier motive
>another year's worth of holidays to drink all the way through just so I can convince them all I'm actually happy
I miss them
>>711284056
All penis-vagina, penetrative sex is Rape.
>my life is now over.
Dont get seconds of andy sixx's shit. I know his creamy dreamy log is good, but trust me, one is enough for a week
>>711284851
this
>>711284130
Friends aren't there to "support" you. Friends require constant attention and energy. So why do we need them? Because if you don't have enough friends you will be ostracised, scapegoated and attacked by the normies. "Friendship" is a normie Ponzi scheme.
Just because some one is your closest family, doesn't mean they can't ever close you off and hate you forever.
Yall suck at life
>>711285662
You clearly don't know how to get backup friends.
>>711285886
like fall back position friends?
>>711284056
Don't trust women for shit.
>>711284056
cops and judges dont respect common law
>>711284056
don't study 24/7 you will go crazy
>>711285205
I'll be your friend anon ._.
are mods == "janitors" ??
>>711285980
Like always have an "easy" friend somewhere, someone with low self-esteem or just too happy to help.
why do you guys not understand the concept of friendship
its a connection, you trust one another and you understand each other
there is no constant needing, if you feel that way then its not a friendship
Lock the door before you start jerking off.
>>711286642
thats is the point, its never that way
Life is Hard, Then you die.
>>711286642
that resonated with me
Don't add coworkers on facebook who you wouldn't also consider close friends. And if you do, definitely don't post about politics and other crap that will make them hate you.
>>711284851
And whatever you do, don't ever trust them!
Learned that after the fool me thrice stage.
use condoms with sluts, std's are not worth the extra feeling
Do not ever trust that others know you better than you know yourself. You knew goddamn well who I was and who I wasn't. I don't care how shitty I act, you fucking knew. You knew. Maybe that's not the point, though. I know I'm the only one to blame.
Don't tell your 6 year gf you always had a thing for her mom.
Don't expect.
>>711286961
its ok anon, we all blame you too
>>711286807
Life a bitch and then you die.
That's why we puff lye,
'cause you never know,
when you're gonna gooo.
Life's a bitch and then you die.
That's why we get high,
'cause you never know,
when you're gonna gooo.
>>711287073
I asked you a question earlier. Should I? And if so, how?
>>711287019
do tell more haha
>>711284056
I don't think I've learned any lessons the hard way, fag.
>>711287073
I don't need dubs if you're wondering. The motherless are liars.
Do not... EVER suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole after he ate Indian food. Trust me. Just don't do it
fucking her friend on the same bed your gf is passed out drunk doesnt count as a threesome she agreed with, for some reason
>>711285776
edgy .jpg
Women don't go to clubs only to "dance".
"No I just like to dance you can trust me anon"
I still laugh at my younger self.
1. Don't make excuses
2. Start working early, when you work early you're setting up time to do more important things
3. Become interested, trust me the topics in school will fly by and be a breeze if you take a moment to think about the topics values
4. Backup friends are insanely important! You dont want to be in a class and have a group project come up with nobody to work with, or if you couldn't make it to class and need notes!
5.Manage your time, think to yourself "alright after X class I'll work on Y class project for 30 minutes, get some lunch and then work on X for an hour".
6. Confidence is key. Chances are there are lots of others like you, and those others (like you) are waiting for someone else to start the conversation. Be that person that starts the conversation.
7.It sounds cheesy, but set goals for yourself, it'll make you work 100% harder if you do.
>>711287259
here we go
>>711287073
I honestly believe you didn't know any better and that's why I'm really considering it.
>>711286444
Thx mister. Checked btw
>>711287117
YEAH NAS !
EVERYBODY hates their voice, but chances all the people around you think you sound fine. I know you think you sound retarded over the phone but trust me you're fine.
>>711287344
what about outside of school?
general life?
not everyone's in school
>>711287117
That helped lol. Thanks.
I think I'm in more of a Big L mood tonight though
If you ask to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass and he says hes not in the mood, ignore him. Hes always in the mood for a little ass-to-mouth resuscitation
1. You
2. first degree family
3. People who are considerably intellectual
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everyone else
Lv.2 to consider after above
1. Health
2. Health
3. HEALTH
Lv.3
1. Knowledge
2. Wealth
3. KNOWLEDGE
The META
1. Mind
2. Body
3. Soul
I cum when I wack my penis.
If you had a bad day, just remember:
A log of shit each day helps the pain go away
>>711287220
>Be somewhat like me.
>Got girl of dreams freshman year and of high school. She had ass before it was in fashion. Beautiful face. We were each other's first on pretty much anything.
>Spent a lot of time at her house cause my life sucked. She had a sister and a mom. (I know wowz).
>They were both gorgeous. Sister was a bimbo with tits and mom was slender but athletic.
They shared genetics, so I thought it was cool to say yeah she's pretty. Hell to the nah. Insecurity ensues over a few months and I lost her cause I got fed up with the demon I made. Still miss her. Oh Valerie.
Even after you've sucked a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass, make sure you lick it clean.
Must not be wasteful
Quit smoking while you still can
don't touch grandpa
Even after youve been sucking and sucking for hours and youre famished and the log of shit hasnt come out of andy sixx's ass yet, keep sucking.
The reward of andy's warm log slidding down your throat is totally worth all the effort, even if andy sixx is constipated
>>711288054
True this
> as I head out to smoke
>>711287779
Thanks this i s very reassuring
>>711284056
Fuck love and women. Use them before they use you.
If you paint yourself out to be a wimp you can't suddenly manufacture a spine, sadly.
>>711286883
you fucking idiot
>>711287820
you could've organized that better
>>711288626
I know. those were what came up to my mind at first instinctively.
Get a Job Experience no matter what
10000 hours rule.
Stay away of credit cards.
Be social It's a valuable skill at least will take you several years to master.
Avoid alcohol and cocaine at all cost.
Shut your fucking Mouth.
Smile don't be an asshole.
Govern yourself and your feelings.
Read mothefucker READ.
have a hobby.
Don't spend more that earn.
Not being stupid is a matter of life and death.
Don't trust women.
Homosexuality is a mental illness but let it be.
If you dress like an asshole you deserve to be treated like an asshole.
Your time it's more important than money.
I'm 30 years old.
>>711284056
its easier to be alone, though less fun
Dont snort wasabi
>>711284056
don't browse cp, you won't ever feel the same about legal porn after.
>>711289004
Steve o?
Yea dude
Dont suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole when you have a canker sore. :(
>>711288024
bummer, id ask for pics but hide your identity.
ALL THE MOMMAS
After sucjing a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, dont use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with.
The log of shit wont remain a log of shit, itll just smear all over your pussy like pudding and will be a bitch to clean up
>>711284418
are you dead?
Dont assume youve sucked all of the shit out of andy sixx's ass. He runs out of shit when you tell him he runs out of shit.
>>711289294
I'd kill a b level celebrity to find her online. But she is no where to be found. My more recent ex deleted all her photos..
Got a couple
>if youre going to be stupid have have to be tough
>dont date your friends sister
>girls wont like you if you dont like yourself
>you can put your cigarette/joint between the strings and the headstock of your guitar so you can play guitar and smoke at the same time
if you're going to take out student loans, finish your degree. if you're going to get a degree get one that has a high demand for employers and high growth %.
if you're going to do drugs stop at marijuana.
don't get hooked on uppers or downers, adderall and ecstasy change your brain chemistry permanently.
never do heroin, not even snorting, not just because of addiction but one grain of fentanyl can kill you.
never share a bank account with a woman, maybe a joint bank account separate from your personal one, but only if you are either married or own loans together like car/house.
buy a house early, even a shitty one, aim for a nice neighborhood, your mortgage will be the same as rent most places.
always get gap insurance on a new car, not just full coverage.
don't believe in the media or the movements, most of them are bullshits, follow your instincts and do your own research instead of taking peoples words for it.
did i mention don't ever do heroin? not even once? same goes for cigs.
stick to weed and beer if you want to feel good.
also stay away from DXM that contains other chemicals, never huff, never do coke unless it's from someone you trust, you don't know what it's cut with.
masturbate frequently, especially before a date where you think you might get some after. always use a condom, although HIV isn't a death sentence any more.
don't let anxiety and depression suck you in and steal the best years of your life. force yourself out of it, you have to otherwise once it passes you will be like 40 years old and realize 'oh my god i just was a pussy ass whiny bitch for 25 years and i have nothing to show for it'.
GL;HF
>>711288847
>Smile don't be an asshole.
Whenever I smile people think I'm smiling at them.Other than that I think I've got this list covered.
>>711289692
how did she? i dont get it?,
mfw mine has her bikini pics online
>>711287436
I'll be your friend too. Also Seasonal Affective Disorder is a real thing anon look out for that shit
>>711289916
Recent ex deleted all saved photos.
Valerie just doesn't exist online. As far as I can search, and continue to
>>711289173
>>711289004
eeeeuuuuuuuu
>>711284056
If a girl isn't into you, trying to "win her over" probably isn't going to work. Unlike movies, if a girl doesn't want you, some seemingly heartfelt gesture isn't going to a damn thing.
if she cheated on her bf, was raped and abandoned by her father, and an alcoholic don't be her friends with benefits. Even if she is clean of STDs with a birth control implant.
>>711284056
Don't point a firearm at someone in Canada. Whether it's loaded or not, and whether you fire or not, doesn't matter. You'll pretty much get fucked either way.
Dont fall in love with a drug addict.
She'll love you but not as much as she loves her habit
>>711284056
All whites are racist. On a lighter note, the Jews plan to exterminate white people.
>>711290435
Reminds me of dont suck a log of shit out of anyone else's asshole except andy sixx's.
It just wont be the same
>>711284056
girls poop too
don't fuck in the back hole
>>711290455
This. Listen up everybody
>>711284056
dont take an art and design course at university
>>711290455
thats depressing dude
>>711290455
I thought there were no white drug addicts. I thought we were a superior race.
>>711284056
Never take a broke up in a personal level. You will just hurt yourself.
>>711284056
Snakes are deaf and will not be frightened away by your yelling at them.
>>711290254
so how did you have photos, can i see her adult daughters? cool if not
>>711284056
Through the eyes of others you see who you are not. Always keep that image in their eyes.
>>711284056
There are not geniuses
no one genetically superior
no one above anyone else
>ALL THINGS ARE CREATED, NOTHING IS BORN.
>>711290892
Tell that to /pol/ And the Jews that control and manipulate them all.
>>711286472
On steroids.
>>711284056
Friends are a gift that you give yourself because you have to be rewarded for knowing it best to refrain from having them until you can afford to.
A friend's mother and sister are off-limits. Always!
>>711290892
Pretty sure Albert Einstein, who was a Jew, was a genius.
>>711284056
I would have be better off dead.
>>711291227
I agree.
>>711290892
That's fucking bullshit. I'm in a really competitive engineering class at a great school and a few of these kids are fucking brilliant. Like goddamn smart. Most of the ones that smart are weird but a few aren't. They will run this country one day. I would never tell them, but this one kid is a straight god compared to the knuckle dragging idiots in the rest of the world.
>>711291227
never too late
>>711291021
That's part ignorance, mislabeling shit for the sake of self interest.
>it makes you special if you're a genius
>if you're just spoiled with knowledge, food, exercise, and people who give a shit enough about you then you're not special
>you're just a baby that grew up loved
>>711290739
Whats worse is that she doesnt want to be saved.
She hints the sweet, smart, talented, funny and charming intellect she couldve been but chose not to be.
Such a shame...
Don't say you want to be roughly eyefucked of you don't want someone to stick their dick in your eye and fuck your skull.
>>711288626
This guy gets it
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>711284056
Women can't play President
>>711290836
I cant find any of them online. I'd sacrifice a lot to do so.
>>711284056
Cars can kill your dogo
>>711291384
Only white people claim they're superior even though they're not. We all know who is really superior and that's why when you mention them no one ever counters it, unless they are blatant liars who even know they're lying.
>>711291420
Reminds me of the time andy sixxs log of shit poked me in the eye as i was eating his gooch
>>711291339
Nope, not bullshit, healthy people have healthy children, healthy children retain information and process shit better because they're not stunted by health issues both diagnosed or yet to be.
>>711291434
It has nothing to do with her fucking gender. Why cant you idiots get that through your head.
It is because she was a lying corrupt criminal who condescended to everyone who didn't agree with her. If she wasn't such a lying holier-than-thou bitch, her plumbing would have been a huge advantage. She lost DESPITE the fact that she was a woman.
>>711284056
Love trumps hate.
>>711291384
White people's time on this Earth is limited. You've just been visiting. You have been terrible guests to the world and that's why you have got to go.
>>711288847
>I'm 30 years old
thanks that's really gonna fix up my life
idk about the other stuff tho
>>711284056
Optimism is justified slightly less often than pessimism, but is more fun.
>>711288024
Did she have short hair?
Don't cheat on someone who truly loves you.
Don't cheat on anyone.
>>711291730
Triggered?
>>711291765
White women are raped by niggers everyday.
>>711291704
that's absolutely bullshit. You're just pushing the problem down the road to try to argue be definition something like "accumulation of advantages" or some reductionist tripe.
Smart people have smart kids, but its also random chance, some people are just much, much better than other people. Some kids just come out better than their siblings and everyone else.
Listen very carefully because this is a universal truth: People are different from eachother and some are just better then the rest. More gifted and prettier. Some people are born true geniuses and everyone else isn't.
>Don't mix your social circle with your dating life
>Don't trust women with daddy issues
>Try keeping a good hygiene
>Do not harm unless provoked
>Be direct with what you want. There are other people just like you, waiting for someone to initiate. Be the person to take the first step
>Do at least 5 pushups a day
>Don't date women addicted to hard drugs
>Get a hobby
>Save $5 every payday
>Question everything
>>711292091
I guess
not really
I just like yelling at the internet is all.
>>711284056
Whatever's going on, relax and think it through.
You'd be surprised how much easier things get.
>>711284056
not everyone loves pain as much as i do.
>>711292213
Not enough. And they don't get away with it, they go to jail. But when your people did it throughout your entire history to other people your crimes went unpunished. This is why you all must be exterminated, one quick swift justice that's coming.
>>711288847
every anon in this thread would do good to heed this anons advice.
If you are reading this then you are extremely lucky today. The path to a better life literally dropped into your lap.
>>711291934
She sure did.. anon?
>>711284056
heroin is really addictive
>>711292467
> people in history did bad things but also fought for the world to stop doing those bad things,
>therefore people today who never did any of those things should be punished
seems legit
>>711284130
This.
Or at least just be polite and congenial.
Hell, you do that right, people begin to like you while barely even knowing you.
>>711291558
Neither black nor white people are superior. No one is, it goes by health and genetic attributes.
If white people all grew up in a land that has its inhabitants hailing from an area closest to the equator and populated by enormous dangerous ass wild life they'd be black people and fuckin giants too.
The sun provides vitamin D which is essential for growth and lions and hyenas provide a reason to run really fuckin fast.
Are you getting the picture yet?
>Science.
Also, white people aren't superior, they're just quicker on the draw.
It doesn't speak toward intellect being of a kind that enslaved natives of a land they were visiting. Not to mention, they didn't actually enslave ALL of them, they traded for some of em and others were tricked.
Anyways, cave men enslaved others in their own communities, it's called being a "hunter gatherer"
survival of the fittest
few kill the prey
they get first dibs on their fill
those that don't get the scraps
primitive mentality doesn't make an Iphone tho sooooooo..........
can't really say that makes you superior.....
the truth is we're all idiots
civility is a learned behavior
as is the pursuit of knowledge
>>711292052
That's not true at all.
Cheat on only those you know you can get away with cheating on.
Cheat on women who've been whores in their past and their past will make sure nobody gives a fuck....but then you might catch the herps.
>>711284221
I'd amend this to "Love isn't always a forest fire of passion. Most of the time it's never more than an ember in the dark."
IT ISN'T ALRIGHT TO GET BLACK OUT DRUNK.
A lot of teens and people in their early 20's seem to think this is alright. It fucking isn't. Know your limit for drinking and be careful. Exercise some self control.
>>711292745
>Neither black nor white people are superior
>black people live in mud huts today
>black people have an average IQ of the average idiot white person
>black people repeatedly choose drugs or b-ball over massively discounted school for minorities.
>white people created the modern world and skyscrapers
>black people still live in mud huts
>both are equal
whatever you say kidd-o
Its not cheatinf if youre sucking a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
get blackout drunk at least once a month until it hurts too much then start smoking or something
>>711284056
-not to smoke cigarrets is hard to quit, and delicious
-try to work something you like asap, even if that means in 5 years
-eat well and keep your body healty, is boring but you'll enjoy those occasionals gulity foods
>>711292712
>>711292745
>>711293186
It doesn't matter what the rationale is. You had your rationale for dominating other races. Jews have a rationale to dominate whites and exterminate them. It doesn't matter that you "think" it's not legitimate. The Jewish IQ is higher than yours and you will lose.
It's not history. It's current events. Every one of you today are descended from slavemasters, murderers, mass murderers, rapists. In case you forgot your "history" go reread who lived on American land and who you enslaved to do the work you were to lazy to do. In these things you have killed millions, hundreds of millions. And it's not like you've ever stopped doing these things. The time is coming for it to happen to you.
Jews are superior and we are both black and white.
>>711292276
I agree with all of these.
Underrated post, anon.
>>711293334
go back to imgur pls
>>711292225
That's not true at all, but I wasn't exactly going for an "accumulation of advantages"
least not until you said it
but now....
yeah....
kinda
siblings born different from the rest were done so while the parents' bodies were in a healthier state, that or just the mother, or their childhood was different.
Variables matter, but an accumulation of advantages definitely plays a larger roll than you're willing to give credit for.
Also, the thought that some people are just born whatever the fuck....that's a load of horse shit.
There are ABSOLUTELY things that contribute that are handed down and others that are deliberately implemented afterwards
>>711284056
You can't (and shouldn't) always trust people, even if it's their job to help you.
>>711292365
fuck that.
>>711293697
That's how losers drop out of high school.
That's how poor idiots get pregnant.
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
>>711292276
Can I be addicted to hard drugs tho?
>>711293383
Jews and northern asians both have higher IQs than whites. But do they have the gestalt ability to dominate? time will tell who comes out on top, but whites are waking up again after 80 years of slumber due to their internal bloodletting
And if you think any race of people have not committed crimes and rapes and ass murders you do not know enough history. History is the struggle out of the murky depths of the past, and it takes gall and strength to bootstrap oneself upwards.
We, humanity, will fight and struggle upwards until there is no one left to try, or we all die. It is all of our birthright to yearn upwards or die trying. And the gauntlet has been thrown, come at us jew-boy.
>>711293844
planning to plan is recipe for self-repression
wing it
never ever take anti depressant medication.
>>711293973
>>711294107
Cucked
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>>711294021
I will agree, there is a time for planning and a time for action, and there is a time for improvisation when planning is impossible or not feasible.
But you maximize your chances of success when you know what to do beforehand and can "act on instinct" without having to think about it in the moment. That way you can act quicker and more effectively.
>>711293665
you're an idiot. Go back to acting smart on facebook kid.
There is a huge difference between groups of individuals working to elevate their gene pool, and
> no one is born better than anyone else, we are all equal.
Some people win the genetic lottery and are destined for greatness. I have met a few who are 100% objectively better than other people. True geniuses absolutely exist, and you are just butthurt you are not one of them, you psudo-intellectual little bitch. kys
>>711293973
>pic related
>>711284056
Life isn't fair, and in order to get ahead you have to do really shitty things.
>>711293973
>pic very related
>Life advice thread becomes an argument over what race is superior.
go back to /pol/ you fucking retards.
>>711292276
>don't trust women with daddy issues
Where the fuck were u a year ago? Not that I would've listened, and not that I didn't have a pretty good feeling about it before then, but it might've been good to hear one more time.
>mfw I thought it was all kinky sex and role playing
>mfw I realized her dad being out of the picture most of her life meant her bipolar tweaker mother and the infinite string of dealers she fucked was the closest thing my gf had to any sort of role model
>mfw I realized she was only as kinky as she was because her mom would throw parties and my gf would get tag teamed by two of the regulars(ages 40+) in the garage at least once a week every weekend from ages 15-19
>later find out she's a total sociopath and dumped the boyfriend before me purely because I was better looking. That boyfriend would end up telling me all about how she fucked two of his best friends in a threesome to get back at him for something he didn't even do
>but she could play the good girl and cry whenever she needed to get out of something, so most people still fail to see her for the insecure leach that she is
Never fully trust a fart.
>>711294107
1% jewish
>true jew domination!
99% aryian
> lel sheeple
the god emperor trump just stole some of your superior jew genes to make his own line stronger.
umad?
>>711294460
>>711293665
the classic nature vs nurture debate
I'm pretty sure it's both
>>711294580
/pol/ is intellectually far ahead of you /b/ kids
>>711294682
>being this delusional
You don't have to be a genius to knock a girl up.
>>711291934
Anon! Don't die on me!
What do you know?
>>711287337
Dance = dryfuck strangers get drunk, and blow them in the bathroom.
>>711294399
I guess it really depends on the context but if you know what you're doing you often don't need to make a plan beforehand.
>>711294682
Remember this picture.
>>711293186
Once again, it doesn't speak toward intellect being of a kind that enslaves people.
If cave men did it, then that doesn't really put you too many steps above them now does it?
That being said, I didn't mean white people as a whole, just the initial few that thought slave labor was a great industry to invest in.
fast forward to modern day and we see SOME of the current African people "living in mud huts" because those are families recovering after having been ripped apart by war like natives of the same land that steal young men and turn them into soldiers, rape the women, and murder the older men or enslave them.
They do this by holding their entire villages at gun point with automatic rifles that I'm pretty sure they didn't fucking manufacture themselves.
But that's just SOME, others are just uneducated due to the same behavior we see over here.
Money, and the lust for it.
I'd rather live in a mansion and drive a nice car than invest my fortune back into the community that never did shit for me except contribute toward my adversity.
On the opposing end....white people's fortune dates back so far they never had to worry about reinvesting it back into your community, they got a head start on all this shit.
>>711294682
Understand the implications.
See:
>>711294983
>>711284056
Death doesn't announce itself, it simply embraces you.
>>711286774
Fucking this
>>711293844
That's how REAL losers off themselves.
>Survival of the fittest.
>Can't stand the heat, you are not the fittest.
Existence is pain.
>>711292517
Sorry i died
The girl sounds kinda familiar that's all
People are hopelessly consumed by the prospect of their own importance and subscribe unwavering to mentalities or belief systems that serve as a framework to promote the self above the other, or to feel separate from people that they don't understand and thus fear being like, or having come from the same place as.
People are assholes, but you should love em anyways.
>>711295140
Hi I'm a religious level 3, I sure love doing evil Jewish things to the perfect Anglo-Saxons of the United States.
>>711294460
Somebody's mad
>Facebook is for faggots.
Yeah, you can be born better, but you're putting intelligence on a pedestal and acting like it's this unobtainable miracle. I bet you're religious as fuck too you fuckin fantasy chasing retard.
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>>711290892
>no one genetically superior
depends on what you find most desirable
>no one is above anyone else
not true. no one is above the law but we all arent created equal
Most recently: Never buy an offbrand cell phone. Fucker started eating SIM cards.
>>711287344
You're a smart man, anon.
>>711294690
no no
I'm saying it's both.
>but it's long since been known that we can scientifically manipulate nature.
>>711295635
You're not perfect. If you were perfect you would control your own country.
>>711295478
did that hurt to type, cuz that hurt to read.
>>711295463
No it's me. Here I thought I had stumbled on my lost love on here.
I need to get a grip.
>>711284056
deciding not to do anything is still a decision
grab the chances you see, when you see them. dont wait. JUST FUCKING DO ITTT
if youre gonna go to college, fucking COMMIT. EVERYTHING. three or four years and your market value will SKYROCKET
>>711295694
If it can be replicated
it's not an anomaly
it's honed
Don't smoke weed with random strangers you get piss drunk with at a bar with while your on any meds.
We don't love these hoes
People aren't necessarily against you, they're for themselves
Don't let hope cause you to believe the chances of something happening are any bigger than what they are
>>711295870
Why can't atheists define atheism?
Don't give if they are not willing to reciprocate.
>>711292276
>don't trust women with daddy issues
This 100%
Other people don't matter just do you.
If you do what's best for yourself, by proxy you'll do what's best for everyone else.
>>711296310
>>711284056
Almost all of them. Things most people seem to know instinctively I discovered by fucking up.
My life has pretty much been a slow and painful series of bad decisions and fuckups gradually shaping me into a normal and functional person, Failing my way to success slowly. There needs to be a school on how to be an adult.
>>711296569
Don't give in parking lots
eating pussy don't work as well as a girl sucking dick in any car.
>vans excluded
>>711296659
>truth
>>711296616
That's not true, sometimes you can trust em
just don't fuck em
>their issues with daddy might be that they did
Don't believe girls that tell you they can't get pregnant.
>>711296310
This needs to be a plack
>>711284056
Don't cheat on Turnitin assignments. 80% matching results in the university asking you to leave.
>>711284056
social interaction is over rated
Not everyone is born equally, life will beat you down regardless of weather you're suffering of not, it knows no pity.
First impressions are everything, I've made so many good decisions off of peoples first impressions and avoided so many bad ones, it's very important to know how to read them.
Before you judge what kind of person someone is, look at who they hang around with, peoples friends often reflect their personal feelings about themselves.
Always keep mental notes or theories on what people are thinking at times. Knowing how someone thinks, regardless of their relationship with you, is a extremely powerful and useful skill. It let's you build quick meaningful connections with people by being one step ahead of what they want, so you can always keep them happy and by your side in life.
Don't take things personally, even if they were meant to be, people can and will be dicks at times, and if you manage to ignore them, they'll most likely go and find someone who can't. By cutting out the bad you make more room for the good.
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>>711297198
What if they got molested and it wasn't their daddy?
>>711297256
Fuck that, believe em, just don't tell em your real name and only fuck the ones you meet in different states
Heroin.
>>711298047
Then revert back to the source motto
>don't fuck bitches with issues
>>711298274
>It can kill, but it might not, then you're just hooked.
>>711284056
>Its not cheatinf if youre sucking a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
We get it, you found a new meme and your 13 year old self can't contain coming on and shit posting for a whole 2 hours.
That meme is old and long gone kid, go post bananas in a ylyl
>>711298382
>"don't fuck bitches with issues"
I feel like this isn't a very reliable thing to live by. If they have issues and no one else is gonna take them then you do it, it's not like someone's going to steal them from you, cause no one wants to fuck a bitch with issues.
>>711284056
Don't take xanax 24 days clean
>>711298989
this is true
but then you yourself are stuck fuckin a bitch with issues
and then you can't get no new bitches
and nobody wants to be around you or your bitch
because
>yo son
>your bitch got issues
>>711284130
Truth
>>711297734
HE SAID ONE
>>711298750
6 years, 6 felonies later and I'm 13 months clean as of 22 minutes ago. It's weird, i have fleeting moments of true happiness, but for the most part I'm still a miserable fuck. The money i save that would've went to dope gets used on material items that become awestrikingly mundane after short periods of time.. I'm not sure if it's out of a lack of instant gratification or subconsciously a way to make it appear to the outside world that I'm doing better, but this depression is horrible sometimes. I refuse to be a statistic though.
>>711299529
Why do you refuse to be a statistic?
>>711299297
Well if my bitch got issues, then I have issues too, AKA my bitch, so I'm a bitch with issues too then. So how about we just both be bitches with issues and live in the land of bitches with issues, and no ones gonna fuck with us too, cause were bitches, with issues.
As effective a statement as it may be of my displeasure, I should refrain from grabbing the next door brat who keeps setting our trees on fire, holding him down, and taking a dump on him. His Marine father might be coming home from deployment. With friends.
>>711299505
Oh my bad, I'm dyslexic......qgedvhjgrffc
>>711299963
buy a gun.
Forcing dry ice fog up my urethra with a turkey baster at a party, going up to a pothead girl, and dickfarting a cloud at her will not turn her on. She will mace me. First the face, then the balls.
>>711284056
Even if you fall flat on your face, cry for hours, and sit silently in the dark, no one is coming. It's only you.
Don't think for a second that anyone understands what you're thinking. Try your best to explain what you mean- in more ways than one.
For every person that you think is stupid, know that there are several more who are several times more stupid, ad infinitum.
You're not expected to know everything, and not many people are born with a manual to life.
>losing the battle can be winning the war
It's not just about your dream job, but it's about what you do well. Your flow and ability to function should always come before your desire to be a special snowflake- unless you're lucky.
Not everyone lives.
Bend the rules sometimes; occasionally it's fun, and rewarding.
Sometimes there are no rules.
The police in Houston do not want to race.
>>711299529
IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THE BEHAVIOR THE ADDICTION WILL NEVER LEAVE.
If you find yourself replacing one overindulgence with another then you need to remove that from your life as well.
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, be curtious and give him a reach around
>>711286955
dubs of truth.
>>711299617
Pride i guess. Also, I'm a substance abuse counselor/sobriety coach at the very rehab i went through, and i have a lot of people leaning on me. Really they remind me of where i was, and i know if my counselor were to relapse and die when i was there i probably would've lost what little faith i had in life and would be dead by now.. I can't do that to them. Plus my family is back in my life, that's a huge motivator. I don't know, i just get in these ruts.. But i guess everybody does so disregard that i suck cocks.
Any impulses to sing over the intercom at work should be suppressed.
>>711299858
>until you find issue with each other.
>>711300634
Any impulse to sing over the intercom at work should be impressive.
Girls dont want a gentleman. They want an asshole that treats them like shit. Check their messages, call histories, and whatever else you want. If they dont like it, tell them to bite the dust. They'll come crawling back, they always do. The best way to win a womans heart is to fucking smash it in the dirt.
I spent five years pouring my heart out to one girl, one stupid girl. She never gave me the fucking time of day. I eventually said fuck it, a few years later Im here, with my girlfriend of two years. Do I treat her like shit? Yes. But trust me, women dont want some white knight bullshit.
They want a loser, like me.
Go to hardstyle raves and drop E's
its the cure for obesity and social retardation
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>>711300588
Why the fuck does this andy ballsack faggot keep on reappearing every thread I go to?
Bribing my eight year old nephew into calling the suicide hotline to ask how to decapitate himself will not get laughs, it will get 18 months community services and mandatory counseling.
>>711284056
Voting as an effective form of social change
>>711300584
I know, and I'm a hypocrite. I don't practice shit of what i preach except for the whole not doing heroin part, and also meetings and step work. Other than that I'm still horrible when it comes to women, frivolous spending, cussing, etc.
planting a baby monitor in my eight year old nephew's room and using it to broadcast Satanic sounding whispers at night makes Thanksgiving awkward.
Jews are not good people
Blacks are not good people
Women are not the angels everyone makes you believe they are
Mexicans/hispanics are not good people
Whites have a lot of mental disorders and are suicidal
Asians are not all there and have some morality missing in their brains
Helping bad people leads them to taking advantage of you and fucking you over big time
Most things will give you cancer
Supporting companies just because they're doing a good job will end up bad for you in the future especially if they're run by Jews.
We are safe from nuclear annihilation. In fact it might be inevitable an it may come sooner than we think.
Women are absolutely useless if they are bipolar
I'm sure there's a ton of stuff im forgetting.
>>711300686
She wants to kill people sometimes and I wanna fuck everything that moves, or doesn't. But it can't have a dick though, that's just nasty.
>>711301130
*we are not safe from nuclear annihilation
>>711301130
tldr
i need sleep
>>711301333
awww
goodnight
The local pastor does, in fact, know about Lovecraft, and appreciates neither me doing Cthulhu chants during holy ghost revivals, or telling kids about the elder gods.
>>711284056
go to summer class. dont be a lazy ass
witches, pumpkins, and skeletons are acceptable decor for Halloween. Fifty baby dolls stripped naked and hung from trees, draped with raw chicken and with photographs of people I hate stapled to them is not, and will get the police involved.
>>711301027
>who gives a fuck about cussing?
save your fuckin money retard
buy a house and a car
get your fuckin life together
stop fuckin around with mobile devices
buy a safe
keep those fuckin things in it when you're not using them and turn them off when you do so
oh and only use one at a time
disconnect your wifi at night and read a fuckin book
remove yourself from society
hell is other people
heroin never did shit to you
it took other people to show you how to use it
other people to sell it to you
and other people to tell you that you need to seek help in order to rid yourself of it
>what ya need is Satan
>satan is self centered
>satan is self love
>satan is apathy for all other life in favor of your own
I'ma learns ya.
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>>711302018
What the fuck is wrong with you
Don't ever base your happiness on someone else.
>>711302253
>Base it on whether or not you can hurt someone else should the need ever arise.
Time is of the essence. If you fail to take initiative or advantage of a timely opportunity, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. This applies to literally every aspect of life. Live quick, and live long.
>>711284056
When you tell an Indian customer you won't price match the item they want, be prepared for Doom.
>>711284130
So true.
I'm an asshole in real life. I'm snarky, I call people out, I'm opinionated and argumentative, I can't humanly use social media without wanting to pull my hair out...
And I have no close friends. Surprise surprise.
But, I don't mind. I can escape into reading and anime land and that's better than just about anything.
>>711302514
So I SHOULD use the launch codes they're about to give me after they swear me in?
>>711302514
I'm starting to learn this the hard way.
I'm 35 now, and I feel like I've sleepwalked through most of my life. Didn't really take much initiative in college, and I've had a paper-pushing job for the last 10 years. I'm finally beginning to wonder what it is I should actually be doing with my life which might actually be worthwhile.
>>711302515
holy fuck
as a pajeet myself I can tell you brown people bitch harder than anyone on the planet by an astronomical margin
holy fucking shit kill me
>>711302066
Own a house and a car. Don't have Wi-Fi or cable. Have 17 pairs of Jordan and retro Nike shoes. Tons of nice clothes, good cologne, shit like that. My office is decked too. I used to be into the whole Satan deal with self indulgence and whatnot, but what i love is heroin. Nobody besides myself did any of that shit dude.
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>>711302515
This doesn't apply to Chinese though.
I work at a pizza chain, and we always give the shitty pizzas to the Chinese customers because they never complain.
>>711302749
When I worked in sales at Fry's Electronics, I learned that all of our paychecks come from commission. I was put in the Communication and Appliance section.
Sales and Price Matches either reduce commission or destroy it entirely for that item.
It was shit man. I had at least one Indian customer come to me every day. Why? I don't know. I was the best dressed person there I guess. My bowtie did a lot.
You have my condolences for having to put up with that.
>>711285205
Are you me?
Money is hard to get and easy to piss away
>>711302846
You try dealing with an Indian yelling at you in front of your boss, trying not to make a scene when it's your first week on the job and fresh out of highschool, with the man's FAMILY joining in on the yelling/scolding/insulting.
>>711284056
You shall not fall in love... ever again... but you will, and you will smile again, and think everything is ok, and work to make your significant other as happy as she can be... only to learn again that you shall not fall in love... ever again.
>>711303833
>Dubs speaks the truth
>>711285205
That fucking gif doesn't help.
>Feelsbadman.jpg
Don't date a girl that carries regular lube and anal lube in her purse
>>711302709
If it's in your personal interest then yes.
>>711287344
Uni fag here. Kinda helped to read this.
If you have acne, for the love of Jesus Christ, DO NOT PICK AT YOUR FACE. You will get scars and everyone will think you're a meth head.
>>711284056
Your degree doesn't mean shit without an internship.
t. Engineer
>>711284056
>What's one life lesson you learned the hard way?
A cheese grater is not the best option for removing construction adhesive from your dick.
Never join the army if you're young and have nothing else to turn to. You need direction. If you're at that stage, look elsewhere, look at training and take up a trade, anything beats the army. I'm 47, don't be like me cuzzies.
>>711293383
>the work you were too lazy to do
>me a 250 year-old former slave-owning white man
it's quite an accomplishment to enslave people you know. takes some "work" as you put it.
>>711300896
underated post kek
>>711284056
The media humoring extremists causes a pendulum effect resulting in the virtual impossibility of achieving a middle ground. Therefore we will live in a state of constant peril for the remainder of our lifetime.
>>711304970
A degree is a university saying "this one memorized the text on schedule". The effective R&D staff come out of practical experience. So yes your degree doesn't mean shit. Sorry to break it to you, but the baby boomers' "your degree means you get paid" rhetoric doesn't hold up.
Give as much as you can of yourself to your children, with firm reason. Trade secrets with them, cancel work to spend time with them, create projects with and for them. Give them something to miss where at the neighbor's house and more importantly when you're gone
>>711289802
Great man thanks
>>711290410
Have done this, can confirm.
There are some things you should never trust women with.
>>711284056
Never trust women.
>>711305626
Thank you for your service though anon
>>711284056
I was a kid back then, but i have this guy that whenever we fight I always beat the shit out of him, but one day he beat the fuck out of me, that's where i learned to never underestimate anyone.
>>711284851
This isn't sexism, just fact. They will fuck any male and rationalize it to themselves later. That's why women cheat so much and why we hear of cases of 'regret=rape' cases.
>>711285159
It isn't 'kinda'. It's full on rape.
>>711308052
Like what?
>>711289802
Thanks for this advice.
>masturbate frequently
Why is this a good thing? I always thought nofap was the way to go, and that women could detect someone who masturbated frequently.
> Dog pussy is better then human pussy
> If you want a good sex life get a few dogs to lick your cock and balls everyday
> Never have to worry about sex again.
Happyness is just a dumb illusion
