tell somme shit about yourself
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tell somme shit about yourself
edgy
>>711248349
the template btw
>1,95m tall
>fit
>blue eyes
>middle long, brown hair
>nice teth and smile
>still no gf
>>711248734
:o ive got like 260 hours of playtime in terraria ...
>>711248958
Good but check my time and add like 150 hours playing the cracked version
It's a really awesome game but i have to admit that it makes the most fun when playing with friends on a server
>>711249187
thats true but .... i wasted way to much time on it due to farming solo for multiplayer sessions
yay thread dies
>>711248349
I'm incredibly mediocre in every way and don't pretend to be anything more than I am.
>>711250073
:D op here went to my psychotherapist a few weeks ago and got the results of my IQ test .. 123 ...
>>711250233
haha :DD nice lol good on you lol haha :D
>>711249374
>farming solo for multiplayer sessions
That's sad
I have some good friends who would spent an entire weekend playing Terraria and start from scratch and create and discover a new world full of surprises
We would fight the bosses together and have fun with the weird items the game has
here's mine
>>711251210
your thingi looks like the stereotypical nerd ...
>>711248349
I've updated mine slightly.
Rise of the germanfags!
>>711251404
it's like a year old and kinda cringy to look back on. I might remake it if I ever feel like it
>>711251742
nah, I'm just a lot less cool than I think I am, looking back on myself
so many german fags
>>711252079
tits or gtfo
>>711252079
what the actual fuck do you listen to
>>711252079
>Doesn't even listen to either Communist German Music, Soviet music or Imperial German Music.
What the fuck do you listen to?
>>711248734
>blue eyed
>brown hair
>low confidence
>likes Evangelion
>speaks japanese
Why aren't you in your Eva, Shinji?
>>711252079
>Nabokov
>not Dostojevski
That's when you know you should kill yourself.
me
>>711253456
´waaaaait .... you are an american and say you are a nazi ... have you seen the gerfag population?
>>711253178
I'm trying to jack off right now but Misato-san keeps calling me that i need to get in the EVA to kill another of this goddamn angels
>>711248349
>>711248349
>borderlans/2, payday 2
>inglorious basterds
>german
all these narricist germans.
dont you have to go pray?
suicide is nice
>>711253701
You're gonna evolve into an iguana in only 4 years?
Impressive.
>>711254468
26 y/o, that´s where the magic happens my friend
>>711256523
>>711248734
>>711252079
>>711248349
>>711252079
kids,
GTFO
also you 19 year old piece of shit, i remember you.just fucking kill yourself already
>>711248349
>>711248349
tfw literally can't "paint"
bump
>>711248349
>>711248734
>>711251578
>>711251670
>>711252079
>>711253701
You guys mind if i come to germany? America is sketchy as fuck right now.
>>711251551
Эй милашка :)
>>711248349
Nein du dreckiger neger
>>711258948
Please don't bring liberal logic or ideas.
>>711252079
Kiki?
>>711253207
Updated with bdsmtest
>>711258948
Sure, feel free to come
You just need to get used to our election system :^)
>>711259797
Shit, fail upload. Correct here.
>>711259606
I forgot to add in hobbies: Being offensive to liberals
Is it me or is /b/ slow as fuck now? Everytime i open a picture it takes like 10 seconds for it to load. wtf
>pic unrelated
>>711259537
Added something.
>>711260109
I sometimes have this too.
>>711260109
thought it was just me
>>711248349
>7/11 intelligence
>listens to heavy metal
>should be 1/11
>>711260273
Egal, komm trotzdem in den Faden, sonst stirbt er.
>>711240928
>>711259577
i'm studying renewable energy i just want to work.
fuck government.
i fuck jellyfick and im white pride, what does that say about me?
>>711259941
this just triggered me.
>>711252079
>strage
>walking death
kys
sry 4 being boring
>>711251551
GRILL
>>711259884
haha why is that?
>>711260704
nah homie you chill
>>711260942
why become narc
>>711261000
not a narc necessarily, just canine unit. I want to work with dogs
>>711260800
We don't vote our councellor and neither our president
You just vote for your preffered party and i can say you that we have more than 2 relevant parties
The more votes a party gets, the more seats they get in the parliament
>>711261424
where does your wealth come from?
>>711248349
>>711248349
>>711261538
>>711260800
At the chancelor elections, you also just vote partys who choose the chancelor (wich they normally do before the election, so you actually do vote for the chancelor).
The president is just representative over here.
>>711252079
>die antwoord
heirate mich
>>711261674
Born in a rich family, i still live with my parents.
>>711261734
care to explain your sexual identity?
>>711261875
any mental issues? cause a good looking rich person should neither be that unsocial or that unhappy unless you went through a tragedy
>>711261812
Right
I explained it badly
But you don't vote him or her directly like in the USA
Also we don't have this system of the electors
>>711261890
Male. Sorry that i didn't comply with social pseudo-sciences and say that straight away
>>711260423
seit wann hast du hier was zu sagen?
>>711262133
>Also we don't have this system of the electors
This is probably one of the most important differences.
>>711262260
Willst du etwa Stress?
>>711262133
we had electors in XV and XVI century, presently it doesn't make sense
I just read about German system on wiki, it looks sensible to me
am I cool enough?
>>711262465
"mostly straight"
anyways looks like a basic but good life
prior service marine, going to school for criminal justice. gonna van u faggots
>>711262788
inteligence and looks crossed out why?
>>711262071
I can’t really say I have ”Mental issues”, but i try to avoid contact with other people because I just feel uncomfortable looking in their eyes, or just speaking with them. My family knows I don’t like to socialize, so they don’t care if I don’t want to visit my grandmother or somebody else in the family. I’ve also had a lot of girlfriends, but it never ends good and I feel I can’t have a real relationship with anyone for more than a month or less. Thats why i put it that way.
how cringe am I/10?
>>711263037
Me too me too
>>711262350
so wies aussieht hab ich den schon
>>711261734
It's you?
>>711263037
if you try to avoid contacts and it works, shouldnt everything be fine then?
>>711262947
because i am not one to make a judgement on myself that should be made by others.
>I got a 125 on a IQ test in HS, was given it cause i was failing classes and they wanted to put me in the retard classes.
i might be smart, not my call
>i am /fit/ to a extent but i dont bother shaving
i dont look bad imo, but still not my call. is opinooin m8
>>711263134
Das glaub ich auch, du.
>>711248349
Emo Schwuchtel bring dich um
i'm probably autism incarnate but sure
>>711263266
dann musst du aber schon mehr mitbringen als abgestandene memes
>>711262734
It is, I do a lot of cool shit and see sick bands whenever they're in town.
>>711251551
LONDON
>>711263180
I do have alot of similarities with him,
I get poisoned alot, especially in the weekends.
>>711251670
Um dota zu mögen kann man nur schwul sein kek
>>711248349
template?
>>711263441
Was sagst du da? Du meinst es wohl ernst was?
In zwei Stunden am Hauptbahnhof du Ratte!
>>711248349
A person, work as a model but reality is just whoring myself to bed at night next to creepy old homo faggots. Nothing too sexual, make them happy and my wallet is happy as well. I have bills to pay, glossy photos won't help me pay the bills.
>>711263628
Stadt?
>>711262947
>>711263253
Because he's an ugly dumb cunt?
>>711263707
Wo bist du?
>>711263830
ich hab zuerst gefragt faggit
>>711263581
>>711260109
yep me too
>>711263902
Berlin.
>>711263775
you fail to see my reasoning.
>>711258923
you seem like the type of person who must go to iadt, it has to be
>>711251210
you want to frick?
>>711251551
>enemy mine
nice
>>711264088
pack ich heute nicht mehr, kann dir nur morgen abend/nacht in köln anbieten
quality.
>>711264246
Is your internet still weird or just meme?
>>711264230
Ich werde da sein.
Du erkennst mich an der Ananas unter dem Arm. Grüße mich mit "Wallenstein will auchmal rein".
I'm paranoid my mom wants to secretly have sex with me since I was 16 she's always scared off my girlfriends used mind control to try to convert me into a good Christian and continuously chants that I take after her all the way up till 36. She still finds ways to live with me and it was freaky years ago.
>>711248349
rate
>>711264419
Speak English!
>>711264368
Still on dialup >:(
fuck mspaint
>>711264629
>>711248734
Stop being a big pussy and start building muscle and lifting heavy weight; pussy will come to you
>>711264662
Come on....it can't be that bad.
>>711264696
is this you?
the cringe in this thread
>>711264701
Seekuh diniert
>>711264845
Cas????
>>711264419
ok abgemacht
If someone can give me an extended template I'll add more stuff
>>711265620
either underage or autistic
t b h f a m
>>711248349
Rate, no hate
>>711265783
Forgot pic
>>711265830
>fantasy sports
How is your quidditch team doing?
(No seriously, what the fuck do you mean?)
>>711265830
who's your smash bros main, bro
>>711266057
not this guy, but is this not a thing outside of US?
>>711248349
>>711266144
German here, never heard of it.
>>711265781
>21
>underage
Clearly you're the autistic one projecting. Kys.
>>711260429
liberal cuck
>>711266217
plz post a dead meme
>>711266277
autistic then?
>>711248734
Mind explaining to me how you're sex life is somewhat filled out you fuckin virgin?
>>711251551
>camping/survival
>sex life
>read many books to pick some as favourite
>interesting life n shit
Hot, but you would never give the pussy to me
>>711266369
The only autistic one is the one who thinks 21 year olds can be 17 or under.
Projecting much
>>711266573
his bodypillow
>>711266573
satisfying masturbation
>>711251578
>East German flag
>literal neckbeard
>stoner degenerate
>redhead
>wants to be an even more bigger neckbeard in the future, edgy trenchcoat and all.
>get a haircut, hippie.
>Hobbies + activies: Music making/producing
>Looks: lvl 7, Intelligence: lvl 8 & Sex Life: lvl 8. Kek. Come on, we both know that bullshit.
>Music genres: Prog/Djent, Core, Melodicdeath
>Top Tv Snows: Regular Show, Mr. Pickles.
>Top Movies: "Deep".
I don't say this lightly, but kill yourself.
>>711266057
As in fantasy football.
>>711266141
Melee, Falco
Brawl, Ganon
4, Ganon/Falco
ENTP/ENTJ
>>711248734
I got a kick out of the fact that your non-existent sex life is somehow better than your wealth. A+ kid keep it up
>>711266594
why would you say that? it just makes you look pathetic
>>711267135
>fantasy football
Please explain.
>>711258948
Fuck off, we're full.
>>711267292
Its like, you take all your money from a spare paycheck, and then put it together with friends or online, choose players from american football, and then when they do good shit you get points, and whoever has the most points at the end gets the pot of money.
Easy way to explain it.
>>711267406
So basically betting on players from different teams?
>>711266334
behold the spooky ghost man of yesteryear
>>711267541
I guess??
>>711258948
If you don't mind being raped by Muslims, then sure come over.
>>711267406
>>711267641
Fuck you, I was hoping for some magic and dragons
>>711254208
dude, you are a fucking normie lol
I did Terribly because MS Paint
>>711254208
>I never look bad
>self reports 1 block in sex life
I hate to tell you pal...
>>711267688
Konservatist Polan has one advantage
R8 Me
>>711251551
russians are always the best
>>711267841
MODSMODSDMOSDSMODSMDOSDMOSDMOSDMOSDMOSMDOSMDOSMDOS
>>711248349
howdy
>>711267841
MODS
>>711267841
MS-DOS
>>711267937
8 cars out of 10 car dealerships
>>711266217
why only dark souls 1
>>711268224
You think "it's just an evening of playing videogames, i dont have a problem" until your life becomes the eve-ning. Then there's no going back.
>>711268764
skullgirls is the shit
>>711268660
because 2 sucked ass
>>711248349
Risk of Rain is a great game
Good taste
>>711269546
did you play 3? and what about bloodborne
>>711269380
no. there really isn't.
>>711267158
>it just makes you look pathetic
Bingo, welcome to 4chan. Well, besides i am low class poor human shit, at least i dont do things having "people" as cause; i say this because you seems to be amazing, but not really, just a product of other people will, just like the many on this thread, or the many who try to keep their Facebook as awesome as they can - in general, people who dont actually live for themselves. As a product of my freewill, thinking and the fight of my life, i am starting to be able to live my life for myself, completely ignoring other people and finding real happiness - before i just felt like i was supposed to be happy but not actually feeling it.
Resuming my pathetic quote, what i actually said is: "looks like great things, but from a person with no selfishness/selflove; a pretentious person who wouldnt give a chance to someone as pretentious and selfless as"; i created a stereotype about you from the info you gave.
Good times when this was the anonymous imageboard, now, looking at this ill shaped perversion of the human mind and spirit - these kinds of thread - i feel like destroying the world
>>711267628
you just fucking fai-
>>711270943
>Argentina
>White
pick one
>>711248349
>>711271783
Mooooooods
Mine
>>711272196
mods
Edge l0rd
Don't mind the pictures, I'm still getting used to my drawing tablet
