Calexit NOW, get in here!
Rednecks want ''their country'' back, and they want to lower taxes right?
Well fuck lets help them out shall we?
We pay 40% of all taxes in the united states
As the sixth-largest economy in the world, California is more economically powerful than France and has a population larger than Poland. Point by point, California compares and competes with countries, not just the 49 other states
We don't need anyone else, and we certainly don't need a much of bible thumping racist sexist bigoted faggots telling me what to do, that's never going to fucking happen.
Fuck off cuck
>>711235874
Kill yourself faggot
>>711235920
Wow what a progressive liberal you are.
>>711235973
What ever floats your boat faggot.
>>711235841
Yeah you have everything except water and agriculture. Leave and the union will have you by the balls anyway
>>711235920
States can't seceded from the Union you dumbass. California could only achieve that might with the other states. Remember that you are basically landlocked from every other country and if the US isn't willing to trade your impossible dream is even more impossible.
I hope this is bait
I heartily approve of all secession and separatism. Take your kikes, niggers, and spics and leave the rest of us alone. All your tax revenue means shit given all that human pollution.
Ironically, if this precedent were established I doubt San Francisco or the entirety of the state outside Los Angeles wouldn't also secede, maybe even to rejoin the Union.
So do it faggot.
>>711236228
Except they can faggot, kill yourself.
>>711236133
Wow your retarded if you think thats going to happen, you couldn't be more wrong
Omg, libtards are going full self destruckt now... how can we stop this?
>>711236633
>>711236633
>>711236633
>>711236656
Hey guys look at me I don't know what Texas v. White is nor do I know what the ending of the Civil war entailed! Dumbass liberal. I voted Hillary and I know better.
>>711235841
You think you'll be missed? Serious question.
Do you think that this isn't something that the rest of the USA wants too? I genuinely don't know what's stopping this from happening and I hope it does. I really hope it does.
>>711237075
>Texas population and industry vs California political engine population and industry
You are the reason i support euthanasia.
>>711235841
>don't need a much of bible thumping racist sexist bigoted faggots telling me what to do
bigot
noun
1.
a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.
Do you know what you are if you hate someone because their opinions are different to yours?
Bigots hating on different types of bigots = liberals.
>>711237140
Wow, fist of, yes absolutely well be missed, second, kill yourself faggot.
Dont get ahead of yourself
>>711237348
You sure showed him anon
>>711235841
As a Californian I think this is the dumbest fucking idea. If we leave we're no better than the toothless rednecks that succeeded in 1861. Plus if we do leave we can kiss all those fed perks goodbye.
>no more Pendleton or Coronado
>no more out of state water
>no more fed money to schools
>no more Social Security
>you bet your ass the Feds are gonna take those national parks back
>North California will not agree and turn into the state of Jefferson instead of succeeding
>we would need to purchase all of our oil since we wouldn't produce any
We would basically turn into all Hollywood money with no natural resources. There's probably going to be a fuck huge tax hike which will scare away most businesses. No armed forces means no defense and our gun laws would be even worse, to the point of being disarmed, which means we're an easy invasion target
>>711235841
Go to hell you fucking beaner. If you faggots want a race war I'll give it to you and send your mestizo ass back across the fucking border. If you want a majority Hispanic California, it's called Baja California in Mexico. We're gonna set off explosives on the earthquake fault lines and flood your mestizo ass into the Pacific Ocean. #HailTrump #MAGA #WhitePower
>>711235841
Calexist is as dumb as Texit.
Texas leaves and they lose all their red state welfare and have to go back to living in mud huts.
California leaves and they get no more water. After that they have hollywood and desert.
>>711237551
Underage b&
>>711237315
What are you even talking about? What does the civil war and the case of Texas v. White have to do with the population and industry of Texas? Maybe you should search first before subconsciously posting you yard. : ^ )
>>711236133
>California
>has no agriculture
bro do you even read
I bet all the fucking fruit you eat comes from California
>>711237481
/b/ can be retarded most of the time since it is filled with a bunch of twelve-year-old newfags.
>>711235841
Please throw some dynamite into the fault line and slide off into the ocean. We don't want you here.
>>711237481
This. Cali will choke if they leave, cause the US wont give them shit
>>711237847
but do you have anything else? cause fruit alone isnt enough to maintain or trade with other countries
>>711235841
You can't "exit" the United States. It would be treason and it's idiotic anyway. It's pretty funny though that you think you can leave. I hate Trump too, but suck it up. Chances are high some nutjob will shoot him and Pence.
>>711237481
It's true. With no defenses you would probably get annexed by Mexico. Good luck with that.
>>711237481
Ignore the retard meth head everyone
This is what would happen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6SWofbYD90
The old /b/ would be up to removing an entire state.
Spread the petition around #calexit and sign it. MSM has already reported on this trend, with a little luck we could get the petition trending too.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/allow-california-secede-united-states-0
Should join with all the west coast states, washington and Oregon and secede. It actually used to be a constitutional right of the states to secede.
>>711235841
>California leave the US
oh, yea sure. let me just leave my own torso since i dont like it.
fuck off, california IS the us.
ITT people who dont understand economics, cali can completely stand on its own, its already the most intendant state in America...you guys can protest but already 43% of Californians signed up the first day of calexit, were going weather you like it or not.
>>711237481
Indeed. It is virtually certain many of the largest, tax-contributing businesses in California would immediately relocate their headquarters. They would probably still keep retail and Hollywood, but goodbye tech, goodbye industry. The federal government is the only thing holding back California going full-Brazil - at least within the next 20 years, rather than 10.
Honestly, unless Trump is able to successfully deport all the illegals and then to persuade many of the legal immigrants and niggers to leave and/or colonize other countries, the state of California is a lost cause. At the very least, it needs to be split into smaller states so that the LA-SF axis can't overwhelm the rest of the state and force their torrent of spics on everyone else.
Living in LA at the moment, and God I hate spics. Worse than niggers IMO. Blacks can (or at least used to, IDK now with the media inciting them to be violent) be chill and easy to get along with, but spics are actually literally racist. I've lived in Asian, black, white, very mixed, and Hispanic neighborhoods here in LA, and only spics ever gave me shit just for not being Hispanic. With so many of them now claiming they don't want to be American, we ought to give them what they want good and hard.
Honestly, even if California voted to secede, you would be forcibly re-included into the union and all of the ringleaders of your rebellion would hopefully be hanged for treason.
There would be a massive purge of leftist politicians, professors, and media. Your state would be a warzone governed by the US military.
...actually now I'm sort of hoping it will happen, I would go fight in Civil War 2.
>>711235841
You motherfuckers are hilarious.
People laughed at Texas when it wanted to secede from the US, but oh, when poor triggered California gets it's panties in a knot suddenly it's serious business
>You can only laugh at it when conservatives do it
I say fuck off.
Your state has been a fucking tumor on the US for long enough. It's the epicenter of all this liberal SJW bullshit and is always on the cutting edge of whatever new retardation they decide to churn out next.
>black students bitch and get segregated housing
>black only safe spaces
Keep your shit-tier state; we've got a wall to build.
>>711235841
This is it, everyone! The revolution started right here on 4chan because someone I didn't like got elected president! OP, you are a faggot of massive caliber thinking your whining is going to change a fucking thing, you stupid butt hurt liberal cock smoker. Didn't your state have to declare bankruptcy about ten years ago?
>>711235841
Enjoy the lack of water. You guys literally rely on the rest of the country for that shit.
Push for California to secede. Let's make this happen! Just look at brexit.
I don't even live in Cali but it would be fucking hilarious if it could happen. The power of the internet got a meme into the Whitehouse... there is nothing that we can't accomplish with a little effort.
This is like Catalonia in Spain, stupid faggots which only want to stole citizens money
>>711238758
How does America breed this many retards? if this isn't bait you are the single most retarded insignificant person on the planet, congratulations.
Another enlightened "progressive" maya monkey who perceives reality based on received wisdom from (((the powers that shouldn't be))).
You should move to ISIS/Isreali territory so You can be a good goy slave to the (((new world order))).
I'm so amazed at how dumb You fake liberals and progressives really are. Completely oblivious to the truth.
you can always take the red pill which is 7 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms alone in silent darkness, or there's always suicide and reincarnate as a lobster so I can eat You dumb cunts.
>>711235841
I say good riddance to california. You may have a large population, but its a population of easily manipulated, mindless retards. GTFO nobody cares.
>>711235841
Good luck trying to leave. Simply reflect on what happened to the last group of idiots that attempted that.
>They also did so for political reasons. They believed that the current dominant forces within the US government would oppress them via legal actions and new laws.
I really hope you can see the parallels. Otherwise, if there's enough idiots that agree with you, California's going to be the most hysterically stereotypable state in the US. It'll be taking that title from Texas. Do you really want to live in a bigger joke than Texas?
>inb4 America is a joke
>>711235841
Not to mention, OP, that California itself is 55 free votes to the democratic candidate.
California is the only reason Hillary caught up to Trump at ALL.
If anything, losing your bitch-ass state would make the election more balanced.
>>711239062
HEY LOOK GUES I THINK I KNOW WHATIM TALKINGABOUT
Dude you could not be more wrong, absolutely wrong.
>>711235841
we can send all the mexicans back to california if this happens.
Mexico will love to take you back, i dont think anyone will care
>>711235841
Califag here Fuck off i dont want to be stranded with all the crying SJWs
>>711237481
Were already gonna lose all that with trumps dumbass
>>711238387
cascadia all the way
>>711239283
Because mexico is just going to take cali right? haha that will show those liberals am i right fellas?
How can an individual be this retarded you guys?
>>711239581
it was their property before, and if they leave
Mexico can just take them back without buying the land from the US
>>711235841
You can fuck right off faggot, bc I seem to remember what you cucks were saying when Texas wanted to secede bc of Obama being elected. How about you just kys instead?
>>711238377
The first step is to get an official statement from the government.
Whatever they say, this will surely be talked about by the media, thus drawing more attention to the issue.
I'd love to see if we could remove a state.
>>711239719
>mexico can just take it back
>can just take it back
>mexico
Lol, Sure kid, sure, how are they even going to get passed trumps wall you faggot they are just gong to carry the tanks on their backs or invade US air space are they you fucking retard
>>711239732
/thread
>>711240068
Wrong
>>711239988
building the wall will take more than 8 years bro, and the US wont do shit to stop them if cali is its own country on the coast, of all places
>>711235841
Lmao so many statements, so few facts.
>>711240216
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH what a retard....
>>711235841
We know California is important. This is why you have so many delegates in the electoral college. Now STFU
>>711240216
100% speculation with absolutely no supporting evidence.
kill yourself
>>711240473
you first.
>>711240527
>TRIGGERED!!
>>711238161
dude
I'm not pro succession
I'm not even in California
But it's a massive fucking economy
Where's silicon valley?
Bye. Hope you enjoy not getting the water from the Colorado River.
>>711240721
And there you have it, republicans will get smug and complacent, this will be cake walk for us.
>>711238900
im not him...but im a californian...why do you think this is bait? you know we're in stage 8 drought and getting water from AZ right?
you know any argument you have to this means nothing because its a fact verifiable by public records and mail we receive weekly informing us about our water supply..
you can't be a californian..if you are then you are probably living with your parents or under-aged..
>>711235841
>we don't need trump!
>hillary should have won!
>we-we can manage ourselves!
>w-we'll be just like sweden!
>it'll be magical and gay pride and muslims can live together in harmony!
>just you watch, bigots!
>we'll show you!
>*sniffle*
>then you'll be sorry!
>>711240973
Because he couldnt be more wrong, he has no idea about how we get our water and who we have contracts with... we have money... thats all we need. we already buy our steel abroad do you really think we cant get water? get the fuck out of here.
>>711235841
>Democrat State breaks off from Republican Country
Boy, doesn't this sound familiar.
As a Californian myself, I'm glad you got cucked hard, you fuckwits. Maybe now we can get rid of Feinstein and trim you idiots off. If you don't like it, leave. Don't force the rest of us to go with you, we WILL fight to stay in the Union.
>>711240660
Silicon Valley wants to secede from California. If California establishes the precedent permitting secession, Silicon Valley - not to mention all other regions of the state that are not Los Angeles - would consequently seek their own secession. The greater San Fran area could become like an American Singapore. I've heard similar claims about upstate New York seeking to secede from New York City because they have completely different politics, but upstate has to get fucked by NYC's Jew policies just because they have more population.
Californians supporting secession are just assuming this won't trigger a cascade of further secessions. Frankly I'm in support of all secession, whatever the reason.
But maybe instead of calling it #Calexit we should call it #Calofuckoff
ITT retarded cuckservaties showing exactly how retarded they are...
>>711241253
under-aged confirmed..
youre right we can get water
theres so much of it right next to us
hell.. just run out there and take some big gulps
>>711241393
Except they wouldn't, there's nowhere else for them to go faggot, how can you be this retarded?
>>711241505
Wrong.
>>711236228
>landlocked
>has 840 mile oceanic coastline
no child left behind in action right here
>>711241505
your premise is flawed and makes too many assumptions, must be that extra Y chromosome you got due to inbreeding
>>711236228
I'm sure they would want to trade since they'd be missing that 40%.
>>711235841
>Caliexit
>literally everyone behind this is in the same goddamn place
I'd be happy to get rid of the Bay Area.
>>711241735
good argument you have there
i'll make one just as good:
>same
The typical republican on 4chan
>pic related
>>711241904
Is this guy retarded?
>>711235841
good luck further bandying your failed narration
>>711235841
Texas is the fifth and anything we lose like strawberries can be grown in Florida. Suck my dick, wetback loving queer
I support this. California needs to exit the USA. Who needs a bunch of feckless white-trash potheads? Good riddance!
>>711239323
this x1M
many of us in CA aren't L fuckwit infants
and we _still_ have the source of all pol power at our fingertips
>>711242010
>gotteeeeem
I've never heard anyone say anything more wrong, kill yourself
>>711242010
Texas has a GDP of $1.65 trillion. California has a GDP of $2.5 trillion. Texas would be the 10th largest economy on their own behind Brazil.
>>711239988
>Mexico
>invade US air space
look mommy
it's a taco up in the sky
>>711241978
>fishing for validation
>insecurity intensifies
>>711235841
And take all the Californians that moved to Texas for a better life back!
>>711242260
kek
>>711242397
No one ever moved from cali to cuxas retard.
LET'S FUCK SOME SHIT UP /b/
With the combined forces of /b/, /pol/, and the mindless drones on Twitter, we can have a huge impact. It would be a massive accomplishment if we managed to make a state secede.
Get #calexit trending even more than it is.
>>711242397
How about you shut the fuck and sit on my dick retard.
>>711235841
>being this retarded
Good luck Califags
>>711242562
Absolutely, everyone should get in on this, it will be the meme of the century
>>711235841
Take your portion of the national debt with you, pay off your loans to other states, and prepare to pay extra for everything coming in to you, including water and Internet.
>>711242397
don't you have enough hipster filth?
>>711242260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS_FCbQ-okM
>>711237315
Texas would be the 12th largest economy in the world btw
>>711242578
>How about you shut the fuck
>>711242641
good luck convincing anyone of that faggot, kill yourself.
>>711242699
Wow found another retard who doesn't know how economics work.
What you just said makes absolutely no sense.
>>711242746
Not only are you retarded, you are also WRONG. please delete yourself from this planet.
>tons of military and naval bases
>Thinking the government will let you leave
You're stuck here whether you like it or not. Good luck taking on the Pacific fleet. Even if your gun laws didn't neuter your states ability to revolt, good luck fighting the Navy.
>>711242932
go fuck yourself retard
>>711235841
Oh Elliot Rodger ... you're so cute.
>>711242578
I don't think I'm going to be able to find it. I need glasses to see tiny things.
>>711243009
>woah look at me guys im a massive faggot
Guess what, how are you going to stop us exactly? the entire US military populations isn't even 1% of the Californian population.
>>711243152
>goteeeeem
Shut up retard, literally no one in here thinks youre funny...
>>711242496
No? Everyday I see a car accident with Cali plates. You fucktards drive like shit
>>711242744
edited that album
voted for the teflonD
misdirected problems?
>>711235841
These people on running the CalExit website are essentially just LARPing
>>711243343
We have the largest population of people retard, learn to math
>>711242861
Are you implying that services rendered to you out of necessity and unity won't be denied unless you pay for their value? That there is no standing example of foreign nations charging recent seceded countries for infastructure use? Where's your power? Where's your water? Despite numerous droughts the state with the LARGEST VIABLE COASTLINE has yet to set up a desalination plant of sufficent size. So what, after you flip us off and storm away we're going to keep supplying you? We're not your cuck parents sweetheart. Consider yourself cut off.
>>711243379
Tell me, why would i even bother with trying to argue with someone this wrong?
>>711239170
Then say something to prove him wrong. You just look like an idiot now.
>>711243469
OH GOLLY GEE REALLY???
Get a fucking grip retard, your statement is entirely wrong.
>>711243256
what about drones?
>>711240133
Why?
then we can build a wall around california too, more jobs!
>>711243256
That's so weird, because untrained deranged gunman seem to get higher killstreaks on the west coast. But if you seriously believe this has nothing to do with how well you would fair against a larger country with a superior military presence with many fully functional bases in or around your territory with better equipment, then sure.
>>711243655
Oh you mean those things we shoot out of the sky for sport? wow im intimidated
>>711243811
Why would i even read that when i know youre wrong?
Yeah California, your crime and poverty rates are 10 times higher than the national average. Maybe it's time to admit you don't know what is best for the rest of the Union when you can't even look after yourselves.
>>711243575
Nice rebuttal. Totally factual and devoid of hearsay or fallacy.
>>711235841
patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
>>711238161
take a look at midland california. that location is known as the salad bowl of the world.
next you're probably going to say that california doesn't raise meat >.>
>>711243575
>>711243830
>>711243885
Taking some b8 for the road. When do Californians shoot anything, much less for sport.
>>711243830
so you shoot down UAV's? i didn't realize you had the firepower to do so. we aren't talking about those $100 quad copter thing on amazon.
>>711236133
Wrong. The Central Valley in California produces a tremendous amount of food.
Man you guys are retarded, why are you giving how so many (you)s? jesus christ you guys are absolutely brain dead
>>711235841
HAH penis tries to secede from body, realizes it's impotent without bloodflow, useless without brain.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, dick.
>>711244381
Wow ive never seen a more retarded analogy in my life, and thats a serious accomplishment, if anything cali is completely independent.
>>711244640
>socialist liberals
>independent
holy shit my sides
>>711244640
dosen't it rely on outside water though?
>>711245022
Retard, the us relies on china for steel and Africa for gold and other noble metals, but you dont see us forming a fucking country with them do we?
You clearly don't understand how this works
>>711235841
We've been trying to get you to leave for 50 years, go...and take Kanye with you.
>>711235841
58 Counties in CA 30 voted for Hillary and 28 voted for Trump. So pray tell moron what do you plan on doing with those 28 counties
>>711245265
Congratulations on wasting everyone time. this was neither funny or accurate, kill yourself.
When Northern California would want to separate from Southern California and stay with the United States. Fuck you SoCal no more water for you. (Watches all liberals die of thirst.)
>>711245285
so if you leave and we stop giving you water, what happened then?
>>711245358
>doesnt like kanye
>votes for trump
You realize this is a paradox right?
>>711245468
Thats not how it works try again
>>711245285
>comparing precious metals and steel with something that's one of the basic living essentials
how fucking dense are you people
>>711245588
then tell me how it works, since you clearly know everything about it.
>>711245445
it's 100% accurate. nothing but sjw's & white-trash lives in cali. it's like a small african country, full of inbreeds
>>711235841
ITT: rednecks get scared when they realize that liberal states actually sustain their lazy asses
>>711245609
whatever you say buddy, as long as you realize you are wrong.
>>711245826
do they pay you to be this wrong? Seriously you are starting to impress me.
>>711245976
Moonshine Bandits is an American country rap duo composed of Tex and Bird. The duo was formed in California in 2003 and released their debut album, Soggy Crackerz.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonshine_Bandits
>>711235841
K bai :D
>>711238481
i like weather. i remember when i made an intendant position in portugal, but that was a long time ago.
>>711245900
>>711245588
>>711245285
>>711244640
Look, you thick twat, you're the one claiming that California can somehow sustain itself without importing water even though that's what they're doing to support themselves now.
Barring the fact that those dumbfucks couldn't govern their way out of a wet paper sack, is there any way you can see that working?
You're asked how it could work, and you just give "Pssh, no ur wrong"
So first off, fucking end it.
Second, break off of the US if you fucking want to, it's a tumor that needs removal.
