Waifu Claiming Thread: Meowmel Tribute Edition.
Previous Thread:>>711214398
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Meowmel
>Post Pics of Waifu in Kitty Form
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>shark pouch is best pouch
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Go away klonatas sachi is mine
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, NYU! NYU!
>>711226030
CHEAP MOVE
>>711225836
I made a sweet combo called the trippy trap of nip-twist terror. It work WONDERS
i wish i had a kitty sachi
>>711226030
WE DID IT WE PRESIDENT NOW!
>>711226108
nooo kyoukobot i just wanted one i hardly early baked.
カラミチーマス
![TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg")
Claim
>>711226138
Try it on me~~
Get in League
>>711226243
How am i supposed to be first when you early bake?
>>711226243
>>711226319
I didnt really i posted the link at limit number also i guess i would try chili dogs.
>>711226333
nooooooooooo not both homura and kyouko.
>>711225868
true
Claimu
>>711226310
give me 15-20 minutes, and I will
RIP thread
I'm in love with someone in the threads :o
>>711228640
Is it yourself?
>>711226275
how you doing?
>>711227323
kyle
>>711228695
no :o
>>711228640
who is it slachi?
![TomoyoKanzaki [102].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [102].jpg")
>>711228972
Bad as always
>>711229037
sachi :o
>>711229059
*hugs and kisses*
what do you do all day?
maybe it's time to do something else
![TomoyoKanzaki [103].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [103].jpg")
>>711229258
I'm about to do something different. I'll be back on later
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>711229632
>267
>i need it
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>711230073
Fine..
>>711230221 (cute)
>>711228640
would you suck me?
Claiming Veigar
>>711229632
Tripfags are fucked in their autistic little heads and should be beaten until their autism is cured.
So dull.
The world is on fire,
And you are here to stay.
>>711231193
>this is what the jew media wants you to think
>>711228972
kyle
>>711231556
Epic meme
this is how humor dies
>>711231193
I'm new to 4chan what are tripfags? :o
>>711231562
How you doing, kyle?
>>711231417
Yeah, sucks that Trump won
>>711231358
You're always bored, you should do more exciting things in life
>>711229258
klonata :o
>>711231193
replace tripfags with heretics and i agree
>>711231702
It died a pretty beautiful death.
But then again, most tripfags are retards.
>>711231193
Agreed.
>>711231727
Please, stop replying to me, you human trash.
You're not worth my attention.
>>711231358
your dull lol
>>711231984
>worthy my attention
you always fuck up your English, maybe I need to help lol
>>711231939
what even is that, ice cream?
what's that black shit?
>>711231879
A police officer pulled me over when I was getting noodles ;-;
>>711231727
I'm doing fine
Bored at work
Continuing to revel in the liberal butthurt about our new supreme memelord Trump
What about you kyle
>>711232130
????
Are you retarded or something?
I think you should reread the sentence,"lol".
>>711232142
do you work tomorrow? I don't c:
my city is 90% mexican, I'm waiting for the riots :o
>>711232130
I don't know, could be balsamic vinegar or another random topping.
>>711232268
I can't wait for the lynchings.
>>711232223
you are not worthy my attention
what a dingus lol :o
I want to slurp sachi's potato penis :o
>>711232373
Oh, I forgot you are illiterate, too.
>>711232130
dingus :o
>>711232422
so do I :o
>>711232268
I do, yes, 9-6 EST
I live it Atlanta suburbs
At least there will only be chimpouts in the inner city
>>711232422
me too :o
>>711232325
?????
>>711232304
what's your favorite ice cream topping?
I like nuts and jimmys
>>711232422
i already do :o
>>711232529
>>711232491
can I suck your penis? :o
>>711232465
I think someone died in my neighborhood again ;-;
>>711232451
You can't just fuck up and then call me illiterate, ya dingus
>>711232527
why are you white in a black city, kyle?
>>711232654
no :o
>>711232697
You're a really boring one, aren't you?
so... many... ":o" faces...
>>711232765
I'm pretty shy in person so yes :o
I have more fun online
and you?
>>711232697
were they mexican? :o
>>711232864
:o
>>711233187
everyone in my neighborhood is mexican :o
claimed, I know you all wanted him
>>711233489
nami :o
>>711233574
o: :o owo :3 xD
>>711233730
you can't fool me :o
as a punishment I get a kiss now uwu
>>711233609
or Gina
>>711233829
o.o oh my, a kiss? :o
>>711234127
yes, anywhere I want :o
What a terrible nap, why do I bother
>>711234216
t-that's not fair!
>>711234337
why nap when you can fap? :o
>>711234474
ok then you choose :o
where tf is everyone and why are there so many fags
>>711234337
i slept great all night
so hows life outside of naps
>>711234505
I choose your hand :^)
>>711234475
Fapping doesn't make me feel less exhausted. Also no fap November
>>711234654
>i slept great all night
Why are you bragging :(
Life outside of the nap is passable. Not great, but not horrible. Just continuing
ruby come out i wanna roll for n00dz
>>711234836
i am jk, i slept from 4 till 11
have you no funs lately
I miss him so much.
>>711235408
where did he go?
>>711234836
Here's something you fags can do instead of shitpost, if you're into vidya.
It's weebshit too, so.
>>>/jp/16077755
http://elona.wikia.com/wiki/Elona_Wiki
>>711235575
Jim fed him to the pigs.
>>711234654
move your hand :o
>>711234741
which one?
>>711234836
why would you torture yourself for a month?
>>711235755
preferably not your wank-hand :^)
>>711236416
I masturbate with both :o
>>711236475
>>711236774
why not just let me kiss you? :o
>>711235305
That's too much sleep
I don't do anything other than eat, sleep and go to school. Rest of my time is spent waiting to sleep or waiting to go to school by doing something on my computer
>>711235648
It seems cool, but not really my type of game. It's a neat find though
>>711235755
Why not?
Shiro claimed.
Are there any anons left around who don't masturbate to animals and pokemon?
>>711237149
Masturbation is good for your heart :o
>>711237186
i just fap to lolis and my waifu ocasionally :o
>>711237186
me, surgery :o
>>711237304
why would you fap to sachi? :o
that's my job
>>711237304
That I can get behind.
>>711237310
So, which one of you is who?
>>711237403
I gave you the answer in my reply, statue of liberty :o
>>711237388
because i am attracted to her :o
>>711232697
I'm in a white suburb of a black city kyle
Imagine a sunny side up egg if the yolk were black and that's a pretty accurate demographic map of Atlanta
>>711237186
I masturbate exclusively to lolis
>>711237498
you fap konata
me sachi :o
>>711237536
you live in an egg? :o
>>711231417
And burn with me (8)
Excuse me, dear sirs and madams, do you have a moment to talk about updog?
>>711237810
hmm? :o
>>711237186
Both of those things are not appealing to fap to
>>711237262
[citation needed]
>>711237497
I'm sorry, Kiribati, I didn't look closely.
How's oreo?
>>711237536
Good for you, brother, good for you!
>>711238153
So it would seem, but people here are weird.
Blue balling increases the chance of testicular cancer, btw.
>>711238153
your waifu is very appealing to fap to :o
>>711238238
I'm hiding him because he's black and Trump is president :o
I got work though in an hour, how are you?
>>711237403 (You) (You)
ich habe sowohl zu pokemon als auch zu tieren masturbiert
aber zurzeit nur normalen hentai/doujin
>>711238238
We're on 4chan, no one here is normal
I know, but this is one month only, not like I do it often. I don't fap on a regular basis anyway so it's not that hard
>>711238271
No comment
>>711238473
It gets very hard for you :o
I need to fap 3 times a day or I get all twitchy
>>711238473
fapping cures your autism
>>711237614
Yes kyle
I do
>>711238614
THIS
her pls
>>711238410
He's also partly white, so only 70% of him would get deported.
>work
At least you aren't just laying around like a lazy Mexican.
>how are you
Doing great, I'm laying around all day like a lazy Mexican.
>>711238429 (Dis)(Gust)
Welches? Welches Pokemon?
>>711238473
>no one is normal
At least they want it to seem that way.
>it's not that hard
That may be the problem to begin with.
But seriously, a whole month!? Not even the pope waits that long.
>>711238784
I don't masturbations to my waifu :o
>>711238832
They'd deport the top part ;-;
ya dingus, the minimum wage got raised here :o
good times ahead for the mexicans here
>>711238832
>welches
>eins
wenn ich entscheiden müsste...
ich hab keine ahnung mehr ist ein weilchen her
aber die üblichen fandomsklaven waren wohl dabei (gardevoir, lucario, evveelutions)
>>711238963
why the fuck not sloot
>>711238963
His paws are white though, so obviously he doesn't steal. Maybe they won't harm him.
>good times ahead for the mexicans here
>mfw
>>711239043
>>welches
>>eins
>die üblichen
... war... war wenigstens das mit dem Tier nur ein einmaliger, schamvoller Ausrutscher?
>>711239472
>>711239552
>>711239619
Whats your fucking problem i was posting good lewds
>>711239688
>bild relevant
netter edit
>einmaliger, schamvoller Ausrutscher?
wir können es dabei belassen wenn du das möchtest
>>711239941
>netter edit
Danke, ich bin auch ganz stolz.
>wir können es dabei belassen wenn du das möchtest
Wem kann man in dieser verdorbenen Gesellschaft eigentlich noch trauen?
Aber statt uns einer Flut hat Gott uns diesesmal den Donald geschickt, also besteht noch Hoffnung für die Menschheit, trotz Leuten wie dir!
>>711239207
I've never seen a good lewd on klonata :o
>>711239688
He has to deport me in person or I won't budge
>>711240225
Du findest also lolis und 2D in Ordnung, aber Tiere/Tierähnlich nicht?
Und wieso dachtest du, dass ich ein (für deine Verhältnisse wie es scheint) vernünftiger Bube bin?
PS: Ich wollte PokePorn posten, habe meinen Porn-Ordner aber gelöscht
>>711240362
If you eat enough, even he won't be able to move you.
>>711240557
>Du findest also lolis und 2D in Ordnung, aber Tiere/Tierähnlich nicht?
Lolis sind Leben, 2D ist wahre Liebe, aber Tiere sind die absolute Sünde.
>Und wieso dachtest du, dass ich ein vernünftiger Bube bin?
Deutsch, leicht zynisch, hervoragender claim. Ich dachte deine Seele wäre noch zu retten.
>Ich wollte PokePorn posten, habe meinen Porn-Ordner aber gelöscht
Es ist ein Zeichen! Gott hat uns nicht verlassen!
>>711238614
I don't get this problem
>>711238673
Nothign can cure that
>>711238832
>At least they want it to seem that way.
I don't think anyone would expect anyone else to take them seriously here, if they claimed to be normal
>But seriously, a whole month!?
It's really not that big a deal. It's almost halfway through the month already
>>711240557
>Porn-Order
Fuck I love German
Cracks me up
>>711240362
whats not to love
>>711241050
>It's almost halfway through the month already
It has literally not even been a third of the month. It just feels so long because of the torture.
>>711241075
>Porn-Order
He clearly said Porn-Ordner though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlK4PJCglWI
nice cringe would be nice if you could get yourself blocked and spam-flood his chat for a sec or two, thanks
ist halt echt ne weile her gewesen der kram, hatte viel unnötigen scheiß
>Ich dachte deine Seele wäre noch zu retten.
wieso scherst du dich wozu sich andere menschen vergnügen? das leben ist viel schöner wenn man einfach über alles lachen kann
>>711241264
Sorry, typo
>renge
>>711242038
>>711241264
falls du nur aufs icon achtest
what's going on, everyone left?
>even renge
>>711242038
>>711243291
>wieso scherst du dich wozu sich andere menschen vergnügen?
Ich schere mich um dich :-*
>>711242558
So, did you actually understand the sentence?
>>711243648
ich hatte nicht vor mich emotonial in /waifu/ einzubinden aber du lockst mich schon sehr
>es ward nur ein köder
>ich fühle seit 4 jahren nichts mehr
>ich habe gerade gezählt und war selbst überrascht
>>711244229
Auch wenn /waifu/ nicht mehr ist, werden wir immer einander haben.
>ich fühle seit 4 jahren nichts mehr
Hast du es mal mit Hass und Sadistischer Freude versucht?
>>711244845
/waifu/ siecht, aber Doktor Shiro wird das schon wieder in Ordnung bringen.
>>711245067
This is an american imagebord hans.
>>711245067
doctor shiro fix my crippling depression?
>>711244785
>Auch wenn /waifu/ nicht mehr ist, werden wir immer einander haben.
eine sehr romantische vorstellung wenn man ein paar details weglässt
wie z.B. dass wir nur über /waifu/ kontak haben
>Hass
hat nicht so den reiz für mich
>sadistische freude
schon eher
ist aber auch nicht mehr alles so schwarz-weiß
ich hatte in letzter zeit auch wieder ein paar sehr dunkle grautöne!
traurigerweise ein paar davon tatsächlich bei /waifu/
genug erzählt, was amchst du eigentlich den ganzen tag? du bist doch ans bett/zimmer gefesselt?
![TomoyoKanzaki [112].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [112].jpg")
I went out for 3 and a half hours and the threads still up
>>711245301
Not anymore, Untermensch!
>>711245353
No, Doctor Shiro will nurture it, so you will keep claiming.
>>711245421
Olá!
>>711245492
>dass wir nur über /waifu/ kontak haben
Dann hätten wir unseren eigenen, privaten Thread!
>was machst du eigentlich
Hab heut den ganzen Tag im Bett gelegen und Kinderhörspiele gehört, weil ich sonst nichts zu tun hatte. Irgendeine Idee, was ich sonst tun könnte? (Liegen auf dem Bauch und der Seite ist bevorzugt.)
>>711246229
That's because you went out for 3 and a half hours.
>tfw thread's been alive since forever.
Not even close to img cap.
>>711246646
ok doctor pantsu
>>711243648
I can read much of what you say but my German is too rusty to effectively respond
>>711243291
I'm still here bb
>>711246646
>
>>711246719
They seem to last forever now.
>>711247014
Scho ma als net übel, ge?
>>711246764
Take this and get healed!
>>711247018
How's life?
>>711247018
Well, not like it's a big problem. Gives people time to do more between replies.
Although 3+ hours is too much...
![Syndra [386].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e22zfoR.jpg "Syndra [386].jpg")
>>711246919
>>711246646
>(Liegen auf dem Bauch und der Seite ist bevorzugt.)
das klingt nicht so spaßig
ok mal überlegen was macht man so...
fappen, /waifu/, gaymen, anime, alkohol, diverse unbenannte drogen, anime
in absteigender Prioritätsreihenfolge
soll auch leute geben die soziale kontakte pflegen...:
>freunde einladen
>zocken
>alkohol
>diverse andere drogen
>filme schauen
kann ich aber jetzt nicht so bewerten
>>711247660
Heyo.
Pretty late for you, isn't it?
>>711247018
I remember them dying in 20 minutes
Where did we go so wrong
Like I know 20 minutes is excessive but so is 4 hours
>>711247512
Is that slang? I've only spent a month in Germany and it was years ago so I really don't recognize any informal expressions
>>711247512
Life is fine. About to head to work.
>>711247591
We had a thread that I made about a month ago that lasted 7, was probably close to 8.
>>711247014
Lauschen ist unerwünscht, aber aufgrund der diesem Bildforum zugrundeliegenden Regeln und Gepflogenheiten nicht zu unterbinden. Also viel Spaß.
>>711247512
>Scho ma als net übel, ge?
chara kann das noch ein bisschen besser
nice pantsu btw
>>711247660
>267 get
>>711248098
Goddamn do I feel rusty. Really had to cobble that together. Sorry that I can't offer an appropriate response.
>>711248459
>implying this is a normal sentence
>appropriate response
i'd like to see you try to reply though
and there is no such thing as an appropriate response
Yoshikage Kira claimed
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>711247723
Its only 11pm.
Whats up?
>>711248098
>>>711230221
>>711247673
Danke für die Vorschläge.
>fappen
Schmerzt. Mach ich nur einmal täglich.
>/waifu/
Hab kein Laptop, muss also immer dafür aufstehen. Geb mir aber Mühe.
>gaymen
Klingt schwul. Abgelehnt
>anime
Gib mir was gutes!
>alkohol
Bin dir um Längen voraus. Whiskey funktioniert super mit meinen Schmerzmitteln.
>diverse unbenannte drogen
Siehe oben.
>soziale Kontakte
/waifu/ hatten wir oben schon erwähnt.
>>711247771
It's rather an accent than a slang. A very nice one to insult people with.
>>711247773
>life is fine
>work
Jealous...
>>711248098
Ja schon, aber ich bleib dem Akzent meiner Gegend treu.
>nice pantsu
Nimm noch mehr!
>>711248821
Well that isn't exactly early, fam.
Have a good day?
>>711248821
i forgot this was the same thread
>>711230221 (cute)
>>711249029
Too much cheeki breeki
>>711249302
Wow, these threads are fucking dead.
>>711248913
>Schmerzt. Mach ich nur einmal täglich.
klingt scheiße
>Hab kein Laptop, muss also immer dafür aufstehen. Geb mir aber Mühe.
wusste garnicht, dass ich dir so viel bedeute
>Gib mir was gutes!
hab echt keine ahnung
>Bin dir um Längen voraus. Whiskey funktioniert super mit meinen Schmerzmitteln.
ein Lichtblick
>/waifu/ hatten wir oben schon erwähnt.
kek
![Syndra [190].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JFeEiDM.jpg "Syndra [190].jpg")
>>711248936
Cant complain really. Had nothing to do.
What about you?
>>711249029
>>711249911
Same, I can't complain. I woke up hung over but surprisingly I got over it pretty quick. Went to classes and now I'm just procrastinating on working on a paper that's due Tuesday.
>>711249718
>klingt scheiße
Ist scheiße.
>wusste garnicht, dass ich dir so viel bedeute
Ich versuch wirklich und wahrhaftig hier Quanität und Qualität zu erhöhen.
>hab echt keine ahnung
Dann gibt's eben irgendeinen kitschigen Moe/Lewd-Müll. Vielleicht hilft das mit dem ersten Problem.
>>711250413
East Germany best Germany.
>>711250514
I agree, Poland is pretty nice.
>>711249911
>>711250413
>Dann gibt's eben irgendeinen kitschigen Moe/Lewd-Müll. Vielleicht hilft das mit dem ersten Problem.
kann auch ganz unterhaltsam sein
>Ich versuch wirklich und wahrhaftig hier Quanität und Qualität zu erhöhen.
vorbildlich, weitermachen
>>711250702
I think you mean western Russia.
>>711250725
>vorbildlich, weitermachen
https://a.pomf.cat/otbnzq.webm
Ist das dank genug?
>>711250746
>>711250774
>>711250802
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
