Alright faggots itt you post your keys and we make wild assumptions about each other based on them
>Ford key
>Game of thrones
>3d glasses figure
>obvious pube
are you a 200+ kilo basement faggot?
Ok im game
Yeah alright
>>711213898
What the fuck needs keys that long??
>>711214037
>>711213898
holy shit niggas calm down on how many fucking loops you need for like 2 keys
>>711214137
Fuck you im becoming a maester or however you spell it.
>>711212358
gay ass chibi thing/10
get rid of it ,atleast the dog head thing looks okay
keysss
>>711213195
Obviously. He doesn't have any house keys.
>>711214037
You're my 62 year old mother. You must be. Because she's the only one I know who still smokes Kools.
>>711214341
Get out of my basement you useless shit
>>711214322
Seems like a normal dude. What are you doing here
>>711214385
I told you....when I find a good job I'll be so gone
>>711214384
whats the circle peice of shit, have you tried to put your weiner in it yet?
>>711214430
Steaming on the Youtubes isn't a job!!
I actually only know what 3 of the keys go to anymore.
I would have to ask which set. I have many being a locksmith
Okay
>>711214654
You're either a Chad or you want to seem like one
>>711213195
>>711214325
Actually wrong across the board
Desk at work and kekkin my ass off at the pube I didn't notice. My condo is electronic entry. And of I'm doing the math right I'm 220 so 100 kilo?
>>711214525
alcoholic
>>711214587
>I'm ah locksmith
>I haven't keyed alike my entire existence
Amateur.
>>711214680
What's the cylindrical key for?
>>711214725
I don't see how you reached that conclusion
It's kinda fucked up we all have bottle openers attached to our car keys
>>711214654
faggot
>>711214467
dick too big to fit.
>>711214680
german fag
>>711212358
>No house key
Still lives at home, parents don't trust him with a key so he must be home by 11pm curfew.
>>711214779
Like you know me at all
>>711214812
penis
>>711214781
Handcuffs
>>711214781
Looks like a handcuff key.
I donno how fucking useful a handcuff key is when your captors take all your shit.
>>711214777
While I drank a bit in my early 20's, I quit imbibing alcohol about 6 years ago when I had my daughter. Now I drink maybe a 6 pack a year. Not sure why I still have the bottle opener on my ring.
>>711214812
What uhhh...what the fuck is going on here
Try me niggers
>>711214837
Yet I hit that nail on the head, didn't I?
Hell, I'll bite. Only keys you need, mail, home and car.
>>711214904
Use to be out for 5 years now
>>711214904
>survivalist
i guess.
>>711214912
horse cocks.
Jiggler keys. Common house keys. Auto keys (yes im licensed) pick set i built. Cylinder pick. Dimple key rakes. I have lots of keys
>>711214959
>mail box key
Either shitty apartment poorfag or gated community rich faggot
Regardless kys
>>711214921
hey anon what is it for a "thing" and what is it good for ??
>>711215028
Plug spinner when im stupid.
>>711214921
An asshole. I used to work at a Phoenix Metal Works, and every one there was an asshole, so you must be an asshole.
http://vision.ucsd.edu/~blaxton/sneakey.html
http://hackaday.com/2009/09/22/photographic-key-duplication/
yall nigguhs a dumb
>>711213195
Kek don't hate on the Ford key too hard. I have a raptor edition f150 and it is an absolute pussy magnet
>>711214991
Lives in a decent apartment complex in a shitty side of town. Think's life will get better one day. It wont.
Here you go fucks.
here they is
>>711215102
Lots of bump keys. Just hate them
Adult keys
>grow the fuck up
>>711215069
Nope. Small town, 90% of the homes have a P.O box and not a mail box.
>>711215164
Dumb fucking redneck.
>>711215095
It's a metal gauge
>>711215106
Don't work for phoenix just have a gauge from them, yeah they suck though
>>711215121
People who have access to this have better people to rob than random basement dwellers from all around the globe
>>711215121
You sound like the tin hat faggots that freak out at the post your eye color threads because muh retina
>>711215150
pretty much perfect guess.
>>711215215
>carabiner
>grown up
Fuck off kid
Have a pick gun and electrical pick too just never use them much
>>711215235
Not really, but hey you tried.
Alright
>>711215348
>filename
at least get a highres pic off google images
>>711215164
Newish mechanic still showing off snapon outside the garage like anyone gives a fuck in your thousand dollar mid 90s beat ass ram
>>711214322
That spooky scary skeleton key
>>711215415
Third world country detected.
>>711215431
That's actually very accurate, although my ram is in pretty good shape, unless you just hate them in which case, fair enough.
>>711215485
Can't unsee 3spoopy5me
Ooh i have warded skeleton keys too
>>711215195
cameraman
>>711215535
Kek my dad was a diesel mechanic and I can spot a grease monkey from a mile away and the good from the bad at a handshake. Keep it up
>>711215425
prove it... all i get is jewels and shit
>>711215485
Nope
here ya go
>>711215348
Rich guy. Lots of pussy
>>711215425
jealous cuck
Safe cracking is a bit harder than a key
>>711215646
I'm ready to be judged.
>>711215638
Cheers, happy lurking.
>>711215796
I mean he's got a point. That's your car which means a couple of things. You have an interest in cool tech and you have the means to easily afford a car like that. Neither of these suggest that you'd take a picture of your keys with a potato. Faggot
Go ahead
>>711215215
>cheap master lock
>cheap quickset
>cheap vehicle key
Kys
Good luck :^)
Keys AND a lanyard topped off with a Nurse Joy button.
>>711214812
stop putting your fetishes on your acus, boot
>>711215819
lol dude that's not even close to the same picture
go ahead
>>711215968
It's actually a pretty nice bit of photography to be honest.
Photographyfag here.
>>711215581
sort of.... have a DSLR and some 600S cameras
>>711216146
It wasn't supposed to be, it's just a higher resolution picture of a lambo key. The point was if you're going to steal a picture from Google and pretend that it's yours, you might as well steal a clean picture.
>>711212358
Not even a house key, what the fuck man.
>>711213898
Get fucking organised.
>>711214037
A fucking metal pick, what are you, 14?
>>711214322
Jesus cuck what are they all for?>>711214384
Only one key? For your mom's basement?
>>711214525
Dose seriously everyone carry a bottle opener (I do as well, fuck)?
>>711214654
Student?
>>711214680
Well that's okay.
>>711214921
You're okay.
>>711214991
Nice orange vibe.
>>711215164
Fucking snap on keychain - 45$
>>711215195
Holly shit I forgot pennies existed.
>>711215215
You look employed.
>>711215415
Get. Fucking. Organised.
>>711215732
No house?
These are mine, car key is sperate because I need the chip to open a gate.
>>711216270
>pretty good photography
>badly cropped
>blown out exposure
>filters
>low quality
>>711215819
> u tried
>filename pt.2
highly doubt it lets see you start her up then ill believe you
TIME STAMP OR GTFO
>>711216215
Is that motorscooter key on the second one? NICE! Whats on the USB? SImpson Key is pretty cool, but only if there is El Barto or El Homo on it, sorry
>>711216515
You're confusing me with the shitty lambo key poster. I posted the second one to show that the first guy could have stolen a better picture from Google. I do not own a Lamborghini, I drive a Audi (my keys are posted near the top).
>>711215267
And yet people get doxxed all the time.
>>711216634
No motorscooter, is a Kia key, sorry. On USB is win XP instalation and bunch or random college stuff.
>>711214812
acu bag, maybe ex-mil
rescue hook, prob is mil or first responder type
murka flag confirms as much
the blue ejaculating rubber horse penis threw me off though. Mexican Navy?
>>711216743
you drive a daihatsu you liar
my keys up my ass
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5818edb5bdfed
>>711216743
Look at this guy trying to cover up his lies
whaddup
>>711216743
What a fag
>>711216743
Ah shit, I thought you were making an attempt to redeem yourself as the OP of that pic lolololol
>>711216400
Read the thread and see
>>711214748
>>711216400
>can't afford a keyless entry system
No wonder you voted for Hillary
>>711216821
did someone say.....
>>711216821
Ya got me.
>>711214384
>>711214991
>>711216215
>flash drive on keychain
fucking idiots
I have no keys at all. My house is a code. The alarm on house is code. The gate to get in is code. The garage is a code. The padlocks on other gates are code. My suitcase uses code. And my car uses biometrics and has a backup option to put in a code. Customized. I don't like keys.
>>711217170
I do that too... only a 2gig one... comes fresh with a virus.
>>711217170
It's only 1gb. I found it.
>>711217170
ikr, gas them all
>>711215907
absoluterly sure apot smoker, incense sticks so mom wont smell the weed. musician also, would fit to the weed, the chemical light stick probably from a techno party where you did molly or something.
>>711216030
Do you need all the little keys for the little boxes where you sort in your coin selection? or are the keys your collection? beautyfull little knife though, id assume you have some taste if it wasnt for the cable applefag.
>>711216077 girl detected, probably fat though because of all the video games
Take a guess.
>>711216719
Richfag car
Spooky pendant
High security keys
Illuminati or Scientology.
>>711217431
I need all my little keys for all the things around the house and at work that have locks on them. And the apple thing is a ipod. It was a gift from my grandpatents and has absolutely no charge cus I was using it for music, but I haven't used it in about 2 months
>>711214680
BMW F car key. Could be a 2012+ 3 series sedan, a 2014+ 4 series, a 2011+ 5 series, a 2011+ X3, or an X4.
>>711217587
Homeless bikefag living innawoods near littleton?
>>711217746
Right on! Well done!
>>711217853
Trying to trace the coordinate, somewhere in Kyrgyzstan?
>>711217431
I'm actually a 4/10 lanky robot.
>>711217853
Not homeless, but yes bikefag. I'm a messenger and mechanic in Boston.
What makes you think homeless?
Met my Wife in Littleton, those coordinates are where we first met. Also amateur taxidermist.
Car, bike and house
Keepin it simple
>>711218103
I thought the coords were place of living
>>711217587
Cyclist, thats for sure, but what the fuck the coordinates`some weird field in kigisitan?
>>711217763
Okay, if that is ture that is acceptable (grandparents), what would be an example of a little thing with lock?
>>711212358
I've been waiting for this day
Okay
>>711218147
I have a similar Transponder for the Biotechnology Lab at my old Job. I should give it back at some point i guees
>>711215732
You have an '03-'06 5 Series
At work, so had to be discreet
>>711218894
attached fail
>>711218041
I've been pretty good at spotting you guys since you started parking around my house in white vans.
>>711218567
Well there's the shed, there's the safe, and the freezer. And I work in a welding shop so a lot of things there have locks. But two of the keys are for my atv
>>711212358
fucking faggot probably goes the the video store every weekend and checks the porn section to see if they've added kiddie porn. get bent you freak
>>711218725
My knee jerk reaction is janitor but no way in fuck a janitor would have his shit all out if order like that. Gotta go with closet faggot
>>711219328
Dude go jerk it to a trap thread. First you'd feel less confrontational and second you know that's what you'd rather be doing anyway.
>>711218449
It's actually coordinates for Littleton MA, the spot where I met my wife.
Faggots
Done
>>711219640
POST YOUR FUCKIN KEYS POST YOUR FUCKIN KEY RIGHT NOW!
LITTLE BITCH YOU WANNA TALK SHIT?
