Guess what time it is? Fluffie time!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Guess what time it is? Fluffie time!
So tell me, if fluffies were real how affected would your community be with feral shit rats crapping, dying and stealing food?
>>711174304
>>711174338
Nice to see two different versions for those who don't care for gorebox.
what the fuck is the garbage? get off of /b/ fucking niggers
>>711174601
>>711174688
>>711174688
"not a fetish"
definitely a fetish
>>711174601
Didn't you know? Along with getting rid of all the immigrants, Trump is also getting rid of all the fags that bitch about fluffy ponies!
Enjoy Mexico, Bitch!
>>711174799
shutup nigger, furfags dont have opinions
>>711174799
That comic was surprisingly insightful!
Also get rekt smarty!
>>711174874
neither do such new people as yourself
>>711174635
lol at the middle east
In the mood for fluffy. Thank you.
>>711173205
yes... and reproducing like rats is the saving grace of these fucking things...
Requesting the picture of Doom Guy spraying fluffies with water
where did this stupid fluffy shit start? I want the creator of this shit burned at the stake.
Sup Fluffos?
>>711174799
The Best.
>>711177510
how about him shooting them in the face?
>>711177510
I was going to storybro something for this thread but now I kinda want to play DOOM instead...
>>711177510
>In the middle of the desert
>Only got two hyrdo blast water guns
>Surrounded by fluffie shit rats
>"We want huggies!" they screech
>"Back off!" I say as I blast one.
>One completly brown, unsure if its shit or fur color hugs my foot
>"Damn it no I said, you probably have flesh eating disease
>Kick it so hard it goes off in the distance
>All the fluffies are now saying "owies" at the amount of water pressure they received in the face
>One pink one left standing... one shot left.
>>711178153
Cont plz
>>711178294
>>711178153
>I go to shoot
>"Not so fwast" it says as it dodges
>"Why you little brat!"
>"Give Spghetties or you get bad poopies"
>Oh. It's a smarty.
>"Fuck you and your sghetties I just want to go home for once without running into these gremlins"
>Go to kick
>I felt contact but I don't see her flying...
>"Mistah no give owiees to smarty"
>I ignored the horn...
>It stuck in my boot...
>"My horn give special owiees to big munstahs"
>>711178367
>>711178367
>“No give owies," it cries
>I sprayed at him and tried to fend it off
>A cactus fell
>Trapped and not able to spray
>"NO! I must spray the fluffy!" I shouted
>The radio said "No, John. You are the fluffy."
>And then I was a fluffy
>>711179136
Wat
>>711179056
>Go to grab the stuck unicron fluffie from my boot
>It's really stuck in their!
>"Ouch" It has bitten me.
>Fine you little fuck stay on my boot
>Take off boot with the fluffie unicorn stuck to it
>"You wun away from bestehs smarty. Wictory!"
>"Ya but now your stuck to my boot"
>Walk away and look back
>It shits a bit in fear
>"Fluffies help smawty now!"
>About 3 go to help
>The rest, about 12 more leave him behind
>"That smawty wostests for the herd" says the 12 left over
>5 days later I go to retrieve my boot but it is missing.
>>711173445
There would be more sightings of cougars in my area from fluffies being easy prey. As for what people would do, there's a lot of mexicans so i'm pretty sure it would be 50/50 with hugboxers and abusers
I wouldn't mind having a mare with good colors to accompany my 2 pugs, but no feral herd is stepping anywhere near my garden
>>711174601
fuck off newfag.
>>711173445
They'd get fucking destroyed by the coyotes and cougars. There's hardly anything for them to eat, trash is well-secured, and gardens well fenced. They'd easily freeze to death in the cold nights. Of course, if they don't die on their own, half of us are the sort of people who would enjoy a good hunt.
Fuck yeah I've been waiting for this for a while!
>>711181484
Theirs been at least one every two days so far.
>>711181728
They're slowing down, then. Couple months ago, I could catch two or more a DAY.
>>711182025
Well you know about the fluffybooru?
>>711182069
Lots of training needed for that.
>>711182244
I've been out of touch for a bit, but I can assume there was some shitstorm or another and everything melted down.
>>711182162
i think i see it
>>711182608
A shitstorm? I got into this two weeks ago. I know the basics of fluffies and its history.
So what happened?
>>711182840
Oh, I don't go over there myself.
We need some smarty abuse in here
>>711183217
Its the only site I know of. Typing in fluffys as expected gives me nothing to work with. You know any good blogs or other sites with fluffys?
>>711183276
Rare for me to find but here.
>>711174338
fucking kek
>>711182244
ahhh, my xibalba!
>>711183950
Whats the story with her?
Anyone have fluffy charts depicting in detail how long the fluffies lifespan goes for?
>>711173445
There's a buttload of stray dogs roaming the town, plus people don't like to keep them chained so household pet dogs also go aroun the streets close to their homes. We'd have a lot of overweight doggos, that's for sure.
>>711184084
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/41263
Xibalba was raised in a lab, genetically engineered to be able to control other fluffies telepathically. essentially a fluffy to fluffy wi-fi signal
>>711173205
Hell yes, I need this shit more than ever
>>711184091
Short answer:
Conception to birth = about 30 days.
Birth to weanling = another 30 days
Weanling to sexually mature = about 45-60 days
Birth to natural death (assuming excellent hugbox care) = 5 years (some authors/artists have theirs living as long as 15 years.)
Most common cause of natural death is cardiopulmonary failure.
>>711184091
A fellow researcher I see.
I don't got a proper chart but I got a couple of life storys. A wild fluffie lives for about 1-3 years in the wild, 3-6 years domesticated to a maximum to 7 years. Difference from head cannon.
>>711184687
I know theirs also some info on the fluffypedia
http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/wiki/
Also this is bestest mummah
>>711174799
It's funny because it's a millennial fetish with boomer values.
>>711184535
Wait, what? I love a good wierdbox but that's just...
>>711184998
>>711184535
Thank you.
>>711184998
You going to get the punishment stick if you do that again!
>>711174777
Its not.
In fact, porn is HIGHLY looked down upon in the community, unless its satirical.
>>711184687
I used to explain ferals as such:
People who bought or received holiday gift fluffies get fucking tired of that shit around the beginning of March so they throw them out still alive or release them. These fluffs meet up with the stragglers who survived the winter and bolster their herds. The first litters of new foals are born around April. See lifecycle >711184671 which continues until the snow flies again and causes a massive feral die off. Some do live though and then the cycle repeats next March.
>>711184998
the story explains the biology behind it, but yeah, fringe. but i dun care, i had fun writing it.
>>711179652
I'd love it if a fluffy tried to play videogames with a headset on and everyone in the server, even it's allies, would gang up on it until it cried and shat itself. Then it's owner punishes it for shitting on the couch.
Imagine how that would sound if you were on the other end of the voice chat
>>711185243
The way I thought of it was something a bit like yours but the main ones came from Hasbio labs/pet stores that got shut down from across the country. Of course Hasbio is still around but not as big as it used to be and has a threat of a lawsuit.
>>711185489
Had something happen like that 3 years ago on TF2. Stupid squeeker wouldnt shut up that both teams ganged up on him.
He called us retarded or something and some guy said hes going to tell his mom. He really thought we were going to do that and cried to hard on the mic and left 4 minutes later.
>>711181975
Looks like somebody needs it's lower half taken away...
>>711173445
Well, I live in a rural farming area and ferals would probably be something a minor nuisance at best.
However, I could actually see how they could be useful in an agricultural setting as well. Their supposedly voracious appetite could prove useful for clearing weeds from fields for organic farmers. Johnson grass (Sorghum halepense), native to the Mediterranean, is a particularly onerous problem for farmers in our area as it's a fast growing grass that can come back from the root and reach heights of up to 8 feet tall.
As a bonus for those trying to get rid of a herd, if eaten in large enough quantities and at a later stage in its life cycle, Johnson grass can induce cyanide poisoning.
>>711185952
He only acts happy when his owner is around. See those tears in his eyes? Doing the stumpy dance is actually painful.
>>711185124
DON'T CARE
TIME FOR CAVE EXPLORER
>>711174721
I'm neutral leaning abuse. I like to see them suffer, but sometimes hugbox shit is needed to balance it out and it doesn't just all become one big blur
>>711186070
what if your in its place?
>>711186203
>rural farming
>minor
Imagine hogs, but they reproduce like 500 times faster.
The only benefit is it doesn't take a thousand rounds from an AR to kill one.
In fact, airsoft guns might even do if you get a good one...
>>711186253
I'm guessing you're talking about this story
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/25083#search=stumpie_dance
>>711186634
In my area, we also have such predators such as coyotes, raccoons, hawks, and bobcats, not to mention domestic dogs & cats. They put such a hurt on the local rabbit population that we hardly see any. Further east, there would be black bears as well.
>>711186634
Yeah, but fluffies can't run very fast or very far due to their shitty cardiovascular system.
Also, bait station and tannerite.
>>711186253
And yet it's annoying as fuck. I'm going to get my ladle, it's time to operate.
>>711187065
Well that's going to damage a lot of land and scare fluffies off.
The quickest way to do it would probably be to herd as many as you can with fake promises and then just fucking curb stomp them where other fluffies can't see.
That and a nuclear bomb.
>>711186203
>>711187043
I had no idea that story existed. I just looked at the pic and used my fluffy knowledge.
Then again, I used to write pretty much all of my stories by looking at someone's picture and making it up from there.
>>711187251
People use bait stations and tannerite for feral hogs IRL. Bacon rains from the sky.
>>711183071
... NIGGA IS DAT SOME PCHRONOS
anyone in to this?
>>711187768
not particularly, no.
>>711187499
But hogs don't reproduce as fast as fluffies.
I'm just saying that you would go through a lot of tannerite and have one hell of a crater.
You can't go up to a hog and entice it into your house, but you can literally just go up to a herd, tell the fluffies that your their nyu daddeh, sledgehammer the smarty, and corral the entire herd. Quicker, easier, less mess.
>>711187768
>>711187768
No.
>>711187651
reminds me of the cat with one side black outer side orange
>>711187510
Imagine it's despair as you tell it that you'll play ball until it goes forever sleepies and then some...
>>711187651
Knowing fluffies this one will chomp down the brown part or do some other retarded shit like that to "fix" this babbeh
>>711187919
One of mine - https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/40330
>>711188141
or you get a bat
>>711188086
It's what's called genetic chimerism. It's where two embryos fuse in the womb at a very early stage and become one individual with two sets of DNA in different parts of the body. It happens sometimes in people as well.
>>711188224
>https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/40330
I will favorite, lemme log in...
done. Fav'd.
>>711188224
Short and sweet.
Should I get a fluffbooru account? I know the community could always use more people.
>>711188409
it right down the middle
>>711188675
Yes.
We REALLY need more people; I only made one 6 weeks ago.
If only I could finish the story I started when I joined...
>>711179136
NEDM
>>711188675
I lost interest in the whole thing. Well, then I started hanging out in these threads again. Don't think I'll ever go back to the Booru though.
>>711188875
What got me interested in fluffyes toi begin with is the people here and the world building.
Sad to see it dwindle but hey, could make a comeback.
>>711182025
Man, you must be as old as me, you Plucky chump, you.
More toilet related content before fluffy comes back.
>>711189362
Too many people are giant faggot pussies who won't admit they like it.
Does anyone have the screencap of that thread where two anons point out how fluffies are basically everything negative about mankind packed into a fragile, abundant package to be destroyed?
>>711188713
That's one of the more extreme cases.
Here's another example with a lobster that is also a hermaphrodite
https://twitter.com/Seasaver/status/351988620925734912
And here is a human example:
http://www.medicaldaily.com/human-chimera-paternity-test-reveals-child-fathered-long-lost-vanished-twin-absorbed-359050
>>711189508
yup.
>>711189594
Heterochromia is the hottest fucking thing on the planet.
I need a sexy heterochromatic trap waifu.
>>711175460
>>711189758
so a guy with a pussy or a girl with a dick both are WTF
>>711189758
Heterochromia and genetic chimerism aren't the same thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia_iridum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics)
>>711189928
Well we refer to traps and trannies as girls, but we all know their just feminine dudes.
I'm bisexual, just whatever I stick my dick in has to be very feminine.
>>711188713
Isn't she not an actual chimera?
>>711190046
I know, I was just saying.
This reminded me of heterochromia.
>>711187510
I don't care if it leads to abuse later, it's adorable as fuck
>>711190061
you do you dude
I gotta go to bed, fellow niggers.
G'night.
This pic is my all time favorite.
>>711190072
no a chimera is a mix of 2 different species
its all cat
>>711190547
you cant run
>>711190461
In the genetic definition of the word, the cat in the picture is a chimera, as it has cells in its body with 2 or more distinct sets of DNA, regardless of the species.
I think that you may be thinking of a hybrid organism which where it has a single set DNA that is an admixture of 2 or more species into a single organism.
>>711191105
what
>>711191985
The fluffy is a masochist. He likes being punished.
>>711191721
>Guess I'll write a quickie light abuse one tonight.
Us parents know how it is. You make the mistake of passing by the pet shop in the mall with your child in tow and soon enough, you're leaving with one of those fluffy pony foals in a little cardboard box. And accessories. Yes, they do need those accessories and care manuals and special food and the list goes on. But we still do it. We buy that little pink poofball that seems to whine and cry a lot because we love our children and we want to buy them things to make them happy. We feed and clean up after that same pink fuzzy fuzz even though our daughter promised she'd do it.
All part of being a parent.
>>711192860
Soon enough, that little pink floofer isn't so little anymore. Your daughter doesn't play with it as much as she used to because it's not "cute" anymore. Maybe you, as a parent, have gotten stuck with a few too many vet bills for accidents this thing has had. Maybe you're thinking it's time for the fluffy pony to go.
Except, that's not what we did. Oh no. Instead of braining this thing with a hammer and dumping her lifeless body in the trash, our family got the wonderful idea to have a bunch of little fluffies running around the house.
Yep. We let our mare breed!
>>711193225
Our mare's name was Barbie. Barbie was a fat piece of shit Earthie with pink fluff and a darker pink mane and tail. She mostly lounged around all day watching FluffTV on her monitor. The idea for foals came when she discovered a show called "Babies!" which was really nothing more than short clips of happy fluffy mothers and their litters in idealized settings. It sure implanted the idea in Barbie's tiny mind because once she started asking for babies, our daughter started on that bandwagon too. Once my wife jumped on, I was outnumbered.
I paid a dude on Craigslist to come over with his stallion while the women folk were out of the house. I wasn't sure what was involved with fluffy sex but I was sure my daughter didn't need to know about the details of where foals come from just yet. Turns out, what they call "special huggies" only takes less than a minute. When he was done, the stallion rolled off and promptly fell asleep. Barbie started humming about being a mother soon so we assumed it worked.
>>711193780
And work it did. Barbie was pretty fat to begin with but as the weeks went by, she grew larger and larger. By the start of her fourth week, her stubby legs no longer touched the ground. We had to attend to her every need from feeding to toilet. I kept thinking, "This better be worth it."
Lurking
>>711194046
Near the end of the fourth week, we were...some would say blessed; some wouldn't...with four foals. All were Earth types and all of them seemed pretty healthy. We made sure to leave Barbie alone as much as possible and also to keep our daughter out of the safe room so she wouldn't disturb Barbie or accidentally injure one of the foals. The vet had told us that newborns are pretty fragile so it was best if young children didn't handle them until they were at least a week old.
>>711194450
After a week, my wife and I decided that it would be okay to introduce our daughter to the litter. As it turned out, this was a really bad idea. Despite us telling Barbie that everything was okay, she still bit Jessie's fingers as she reached for a foal. In the commotion, Barbie rolled over from her back to her hooves in a defensive posture; accidentally stepping on one of her foals in the process. The foal suffered what we assumed was a broken spine and other internal injuries. It had blood coming from its nose, mouth and asshole. Jessie cried for it and Barbie thought she could hug it better.
No use. The foal died of its injuries. We were down to three.
Bump
>>711195115
Continue
>>711195115
Our remaining foals were a pink female with a red mane and tail which we named Pinky, a blue male with a green mane and tail we called Lemming because of his tendency to follow Pinky around no matter what she did and Lemorange because of her yellow fluff and orange mane and tail.
This time, we waited until the foals were walking and had their eyes open before allowing Jessie in to see them again. Barbie was a little more willing to share her family this time; mostly because I'd threatened to give her the dreaded forever sleep if she ever bit Jessie again.
bump
>>711195621
Jessie liked to play with the foals. Barbie even got into it as a way to spend time with Jessie again. Everyone seemed happy again.
Everyone, except for me who usually got stuck cleaning up the damn safe room. Despite our efforts, the foals just weren't taking to litter training as fast as we'd hoped. Hell, even Barbie figured out how to shit in a box after only a day's training. Because of this, I developed my own way of playing with the foals as a way to get back at them a little bit.
I started intentionally hurting them when nobody else was at home.
from mexico.
Ha
>>711191985
>>711192062
>>711196122
Yes, hurting them.
Nothing direct, mind you, but I did set up little accidents for them to have or psychological tortures for them to endure.
The first thing that comes to mind is the time I set up the home theater speakers in the safe room and played recordings of Barbie calling them through random corners of the room. Combined with Barbie actually calling them, it made for some fun times. The little fuckers sure were confused at any rate. Oh, and I also played the sound of a mosquito buzzing randomly too all through one night while my wife and Jessie were out visiting Grandma without me. The fluffs were pretty frazzled from sleep deprivation for sure!
>>711197105
>>711197105
Meep
>>711197180
>>711197217
>>711196757
The foals had this little plastic slide toy where they climb up and then slide down into a catch area filled with soft foam. What I did was to separate the slide from the catch part and instead, set the slide up facing the wall. Not noticing the change, Pinky was the first to go up.
~swif~
~BONK!~
~SCREE!!~
Face first, right into the wall. I sort of felt guilty when Pinky's nose started to bleed. Nah, I had to watch this to the end.
Remember how I said that Lemming follows Pinky around in whatever she does? Well, sure enough, Lemming climbs up the slide and starts going off about giving her sister huggies to make her nose better. Not knowing what else to do, Lemorange followed Lemming.
I had to hold my mouth to stop myself from laughing out loud at the inevitable pileup. My sides were orbiting Betelgeuse.
OC. Opinions?
>>711197393
nigger
>>711197557
>>711197421
Not bad, legs could use work though, Stubbier legs, fatter bellies
>>711197421
its ok, rounder head and legs should be a bit more even
>>711197339
It's a good thing Barbie's pretty dumb and the foal's injuries were minor; otherwise I might have been busted. I made up some bullshit story about hearing a commotion in the safe room and finding the foals as they were. My wife and daughter never suspected that I was the real reason the foals refused to play on their slide anymore.
>>711197774
Soon enough, the foals grew into weanlings. I think the best time of a fluffy's life is when they're between three and five weeks old. They're still that perfect blend of the right size while also still being cute and innocent enough. Just like Barbie, once they hit about six and seven weeks old, they're practically an adult and therefore; no longer cute or innocent.
When the foals were six weeks old, my wife and I decided to put up an ad for them on Craigslist. The man we sold them to seemed like the nice sort. He said he had just the place for them. Of course, Jessie was sad to see them go even though she no longer really played with them. Once they were gone, Barbie fell into a state of depression.
Well, depression until she started watching "Babies!" on FluffTV again.
"Mummeh? Daddeh?" Barbie asked while my wife and I were cleaning up the safe room. "Can Bawbie haf babbehs again?"
We looked at each other and then at our family's fluff. Looking back, they weren't all that bad...were they? Maybe...
"Fuck no!" we said in unison.
THE END.
>>711198456
Nice story Anon.
>>711180278
>he's posting cartoon horses
>he's calling others "newfags"
suicide
>>711174601
welcome newfriend
>>711179888
Hahahaha!!!
>>711198576
Thanks dude. I used to write for the Booru but now I just lurk these threads and write whatever on the fly.
>>711197557
I like it, it's got character. I love that there's no exactly canon look for Fluffies so each artist has their own unique look.
>>711196473
FRAT AS FUCK
>>711173708
[ disgusts in russian ]
>>711198456
Nigger fucking kill Barbie
>>711199370
EPILOGUE
One night, while we were all sleeping, several niggers broke into our house. They didn't touch our valuables. They didn't rape my family. All they did was locate Barbie's safe room and then proceed to beat her to death with large rubber dildos while singing "YMCA" very loudly.
It was sort of annoying to have to wake up to that but on the bright side, it sure saved me from disposing of that shit rat.
THE REAL END.
>>711199813
Thx bb
>>711187768
If it's hugbox, yes.
