We Need a Porn Thread
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We Need a Porn Thread
No
We need oxygen to breathe
I wouldnt mind fucking that Dragon
Agreed
Needs more twinks.
>>711172201
Kys, you ruin every thread with your presence.
Post porn or gtfo
no
stop this
>>711172322
>>711172322
hey don't hurt my feelings
>>711172373
Fuck you faggot
Get fucking CUCKED
FUCK YOU
>>711172373
Find us all true love, Snuffles.
>>711172727
why are you attacking me with trump? I didn't vote hilary
>>711172802
CUCK
>>711172741
if I could find Nibi someone he even remotely loved, I could die happy.
>>711172871
stop nibi your ironic meme usage is nothing when you apply it to things it doesnt apply to
I have no idea if that was an insult or not so I choose to be happy at garnering attention instead
>>711173225
>>711173887
oh hey there
how are you ^^
us presidents, the shakening
>im shaking right now
>im literally shaking right now
you know looking back, I think I respect the man, in spite of all the other reasons I dislike him, simply because that was one hell of a win. He was the only one who believed in himself from the start, and he followed it all the way to the top.
Niggers, Spics, Women, and Nu-Males
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
He just produced the most successful reality TV stunt in history, basically.
>>711174085
I am pretty well, my household is a bit shaken from the election. Leftist lesbian parents are not ok with the result. Got some good news about school, I did not mess up as badly as I thought I did. Things are looking much better for me than they did yesterday.
How about you?
Kill all niggers in the streets
>>711174315
against the 1% odds and constant media he will never win shit.
this was an upset.
>>711174964
it was a miracle
riddle me what you think would happen if he was assassinated right now
>>711175069
if he was assassinated, liberals will all be overjoyed that the president elect was killed.
and then tim kaine the guy who once proposed gay conversion therapy, will be president.
we will see the left for what it is, and the media will be stuck whether to condemn the murderer or give him an interview
>>711175290
wouldn't pence take it, not kaine?
>>711175431
oh yeah that one
long day
>>711175290
I think it would be the end of Clinton. I think eventually mob power would have her burned as a traitor. I still can't believe the DNC chose her of all fucking people, she's just pure evil.
But yes, kaine would end up being huge problem for all of us
>>711175549
I meant pence would be president
w/e
>>711175475
who the fuck paid attention to the vices this year anyway
frankly both vice presidents were pretty shit
ah whatever
I haven't seen this state so happy over politics in my life time.
the salt mines are open for business.
do americans tell the difference between an iceblock and an icecream?
so I'm sitting there with another beer too many last night guy across from me starts talking about Melania in very vulgar ways
suddenly he's talking about what an awful slut she is and how she's the first first-woman to have been fucked by a dog on film because shes a porn star or some shit
I looked at him totally seriously and asked if he had proof.
"WTF man??"
"I want to see the video. Otherwise it didn't happen."
What shocked me most is everyone but him agreed with me.
a room full of dog fuckers
hey at least dogs don't produce offspring like brothers and sisters do
touché
I would sleep with demos but he snores
>>711175773
americans are dumb x)
>>711178316
>>711178149
ur dumb
did you fuck your sister yet?
>>711178316
omfg is that a maga hat
>>711178445
yea dude totally haha?????
>>711178133
you probably hog the blanket anyways
>>711178435
for the love of god post all of this
>>711178648
"wow brothur u r very sexy in these pictures"
>>711178692
coming here was a mistake
>>711178984
>selfandsister.png
>>711178685
I would, but alas, the 2mb file limit won't allow it.
>>711178984
aww don't go
you gotta learn to ignore riffraff like that
>>711179111
link me dammit
I live to see twisted furry shit like this
>>711179043
*awkwardly nods and goes off to talk with someone else*
>>711179185
nothing good ever happens when I come to these threads (apart from getting more porn)
>>711179263
https://e621.net/post/index/1/colt3n
>>711179461
Buy my runescape gold
>>711179461
Yeah, I will agree they aren't exactly uplifting most times. But, every now and then our humanity shines through.
>>711178435
what the fuck
>>711178679
yeah because you wet the bed and I don't want my blankets getting wet.
>>711179981
well fine whatever i don't sleep with porn posting trash anyways
OH good let me flood this place with bara so demos will stop trying to sleep with me
demos wants a dicking
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!
>>711180694
bitch you don't know me and my desire for dickings
sry demos kyle drains my dick for a small fee now
demos needs a diaper
>>711174741
someone edgy
>mom starts asking me about how trump won
>says she thinks voter fraud might have happened because he turned some states red he wasn't supposed to
>3 days ago admonished Trump for his claims of a rigged election
help I live in hell.
>>711182362
aww just let them vent
one day they will suck the dick of our new alphamale overlord
>>711182513
I am letting her do so, I am not so dumb as to antagonize my family. Unless they push me on something I am keeping all political talk to either a minimum, or to a very low key non-controversial mood.
You never let me know how you are, I demand an answer.
I feel so unappreciated
>>711182362
Trump going on about rigged election is 3D chess again
Because all democrats needed to spout "IT CANT BE RIGGED"
So the results come in and they cant possibly say it was rigged against them because they spouted that it couldnt be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY
>>711183978
Crusade against the shitskinned hordes
>>711183605
awww why is that? I appreciate you! I'm just a very inattentive friend.
>>711184796
You neglect me harder than Kyle.
I am dying inside.
I need to go draw a picture anyway so it's no big deal.
>>711184915
I'm not offended to be honest
You should post your art sometime anyway
And say more things
>>711184796
uncle uncle
I love the freakout since trump won
>>711185081
You should not be offended, I am not actually hurt.
I am a horrid artist, but I am in a drawing class so I have to draw the best I can.
This assignment is to turn a quote into a picture, I am not sure what to do.
>>711185172
Its so good
Blizcon + trump win
>>711185172
Guys, it's only okay to incite riots and set fire to the American flag if it's against the GOP.
>>711185122
woof woof
>>711185172
it was funny until i went to class this morning where majority of my psych lecture was the professor ranting back and forth with students about how terrible this situation is
like
>>711185382
your tongue is so big uncle
Jesus I haven't seen a gfur thread in days. I ended up resorting to /hm/ and jerking to actual guys.
Thanks alot assholes.
>>711185215
If you're me, you have to set aside a time to cut literally everything else out of your life completely. No distractions. Where ever you're most at peace. Then just let the tools do the talking.
I'm sure there's no way you can be worse than I
>>711185525
LOL
>>711185525
there's been threads all week, dude
>>711185525
the best kind of assholes
>>711185803
sweet russian fluffy boy butt~!
>>711185653
I will post the picture when I am done
>>711186258
soccer doggo is not for sexual!!!1
>>711186279
Go suicide with the rest of your filthy fucking left wing niggers and spics, faggot.
Anyone else have a good day?
>pic surpriaingly related
>>711185704
>>711185731
>>711185803
To add some more perspective, it was the first time I've fapped to men that weren't traps.
>>711186566
you're still gay
>>711186516
Never better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp1zZj2CxA
>>711186657
I still fap to females.
I don't give a fuck about sexual labels anyway, I've into gfur for years.
>>711186877
you'll always be a fagit to me
>>711186811
Mein brother~
>i got to make out with a qt trumpboi at a local event
>going for coffee tomorrow
>my brand new maga hat will be in friday
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.ogg
>im going to passionately make love to his aryan boipussy
Don't know if I should play Battlerite, or Minecraft with hunnibuns.
>>711187140
fuck offffffff
>>711187481
Is battleright dead game yet?
>>711187140
Sex means nothing to me since it is not apart of my life.
>>711187481
Want to duo in Battlerite?
>>711187481
mew
>>711187541
about what in particular?
DS
>>711188321
>redpilled qt
>>711187672
Not too sure what you mean. Maybe ace or virgin? Nothing wrong with either, just curious.
>>711188378
>Implying you cant have one too
Nah man, go find one, there are more than you think. Seems like the same guys who are quiet about their preference are the same ones who dont tell their friends who they vote for. AKA
>2qt
>tfw pill bf
>>711186412
I am a collector of soccer doggo sexual
>>711188485
Permavirgin wizard
is dev still triggered over donardu turumpu
>>711187688
Sure, hunnibuns seems to be away.
>>711188267
MEOW.
>>711189224
well, at least you get magic powers, also other people suck.
katia are you still here
>>711189700
I dont NEED other people, I have animal idols and spirits.
Ahahahahaha
>>711189923
>shaman powers
Sounds like a good deal to me
if I post a picture of satchel with a PETA hat will you do your best to change it to a MAGA hat
I probably wont be able to edit it but go for it
>>711192043
new thread
