Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711144713
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>711157106
カラミチーマス
Sancho
>>711156654
Two of the insults you pointed out are opposites to each other. The fact that Felt can survive from the streets at that age makes her pretty cool.
>A sadist who was born with a silver spoon in her cunt.
Slavery isn't for everyone, neither is her feet.
>>711156793
Felix is pretty top tier too, boys make the best girls.
>>711157143
Motherfu... kys Diego
Trump supporters are autistic o:
>>711155057
Yep. Tons of soda, gatorade. Entire pack of fresh cheese. Looks like they threw out 35 packs of cheese because 1 had mold.
Paper towels, coffee, chocolates, clothes, bags, random home improvement stuff, fresh lettuce, cabbage, eggplant, entire crate of apples, another entire crate of oranges, another entire crate of tangerines, onions, juice, watermelons, pumpkins, 3 boxes full of bread, cakes, pies. The list goes on and on. None of this stuff is expired except the bread and cakes by one day. Well over $600 worth in 2 nights. One dumpster. I have more soda and cheese than I can possible consume. But the cheese expires February next year so should be fine.
Crazy world isn't it?
>>711155127
Okay dude, just look up the divorce rate.
Otherwise, do you think the overwhelming amount of Indian and Chinese slave-wives are in happy relationships? They make up most of the world's couples. You come off as having no real world experience...
Pink hair reports in
>>711157199
Not Diego :(
>>711157208
>
>when your cute waifu image is replaced by a slutty 3DPD
>>711157175
Naaaaah both of them are garbage. Priscilla is more garbage, but Rem is best girl.
panda waifu is love.
>>711157073
I appreciate the kind words, though I think you are mistaken
>>711157199
I thought I was Diego. I'm the spaniard
>>711157272
>>711157329
>>711157304
My bad. Take care of Rem-rin, I'm gonna drink some bleach and then start working on that wall.
Sancho out
>>711157175
Felix is pretty great
>>711157269
Yeah, no real world experience
I've never talked to a woman or have ever been in a relationship
>>711157452
G'night
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
>>711157272
minun
>>711156856
He still won dammit.
>>711157452
goodnight
>>711157315
>Rem a best
Seasonal faggot confirmed. You disgrace
>>711157272
Senpai!
>>711157519
No bleach self pls
>>711157315
Even Rem was pretty shit in the first week that Subaru spent in the castle, the others just didn't have enough time to show their sweet flavours.
I'm glad that at least you're not shit talking Betty.
>>711157503
Tomoko-anon is an entry level autist.
>>711157637
Megumin was also best girl, but you are a shit.
>>711157690
You don't shit talk loli. Loli are miracles of the universe who deserve to have their smiles protected.
Ice claim!
I'm back friends!
>>711157690
How dare you.. She was perfect since the beginning.
>>711157563
kuulun jokaiselle :^)
>>711157637
Oh hey!
>>711157524
Well, from what I have seen, you probably want to pursue either a traditional Asian woman (not born in the USA) or a traditional, down-south conservative country girl. They tend to make happy relationships, just going on what I've seen in other people's lives. I've never had an interest in dating, but I have seen my fair share of false rape, divorce, etc.
>>711156977
It leaves a lasting impression especially the ending. It is similar in the fact that a lot of the focus is on the dialogue aspect, but they are both based on Light Novels so it shouldn't come as a shock. I have to confess I haven't seen the monogatari series yet too though.
Also the show does look really nice, but the art style takes a bit getting used to
>Are you NEET?
Nope, but due to my job it's hard to get into a routine. Most of my free time is spent online anyway.
>Anything special?
Does takeout count as special?
>>711157860
ei yhtään
>>711158080
nothing? what do you mean?
>>711157694
how are you?
>>711158213
google translate has failed me
ur mine fag
>>711157860
I see your pillows are a plump and perky as ever! Mind if I give em a poofpoof?
Cliam
My god is the one and only true savior Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
>>711158275
I am okay. Nothing big.
How about you?
>>711158331
Well it sure fails you.
>>711158490
i don't think so :c
>>711158569
best sleepy clam?
That's not my address you must be smoking marijuana! :o
>>711158784
Your god is a shit
>>711158832
Aw come on~ please senpai?
>>711157208
agreed
>>711157309
yep you proved his point
>>711157524
you can be with me :o
>>711158857
Was just legalized in Cali.
Not medicinal. Full blown "It's just legal."
>>711158914
What's the matter you chuuni cute? I say you're waifu a best and you just ignore me? Awkward.
>>711159019
It got passed everywhere but my state :o
thank god
Koume claimed
Waiting on my dinner to finish up on this fine evening. How is /waifu/ tonight?
>>711159118
*hug*
>>711159121
what's for dinner? :o
>>711159019
You like entry-level waifus.
>>711158032
I like to be able to think about the show I'm watching too. Is it something that makes you think about what you're watching? Soemone said I should watch Evnagelion for that aspect
Is that a screen grab? It's a very unique looking style, but not quite so... unique as RWBY
>Nope, but due to my job it's hard to get into a routine
What sort of job do you have? I used to work scheduled in a grocery store, was hard to get any fixed schedule when it changes week to week
>Does takeout count as special?
I suppose it could, if you're used to cooking your meal, it's like a special treat
>>711158784
Bland, looks the same as all other waifus.
>No tail
>No floppy ears
>No muzzle
>No fur
bland/10
>>711158914
Not today little one
>>711159207
Not my fault a lot of the waifus posted in this thread are "entry level."
Isn't that your problem?
>>711158832
Of course. It's 00:32 am and i'm pretty tired
>>711159342
No, you say Rem is the best when she's an entry level whore
>>711159338
Pretty please~?
Best waifu by far
>>711159193
Good ol Mexican comfort food: sopa de fideo with some ground beef to make it more filling.
>>711159295
Good evening. Last time we talked, you were considering heading north. What are your plans like now that the election results are in?
>>711159510
Child, don't confuse "entry level" and "best."
Every "entry level" anime has a "best" girl. Regardless.
Just like KonoSuba's best girl was Megumin.
Are you sure YOU aren't the entry level autist?
>>711159650
Why are you even responding?
Just shitposting here
>>711159557
I like milk rice this time of year
I forgot the spanish name I'm not beaner enough :o
>>711159720
No one else is talking to me.
>>711159650
And also another example is Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote
My internet died for a bit, thanks Obama
>>711159871
Trump*
>>711159492
Well damn, it's 2:32am here.
>>711159510
No :c
>>711159841
Better than being a seasonal waifu.
>>711159792
Sad.
>>711159557
Still planing. I'm moving because of student debt and better opportunity, not anything political. Plus I like the hunting and cold weather aspect.
>>711159720
>>711159650
I honestly can't tell if this is the same waifu or not.
>>711159778
I like milk rice every time of year.
>>711159792
Hi I will talk to you.
I'm enjoying some delicious dumpster cuisine. Fresh bread, cheese, soda, soup, and zucchini. Yum
>>711159871
4chan was weird yesterday cuz election or was it your whole internet? :o
>>711159997
my grandma makes really good arroz con leche and she makes this weird hot cocoa but it's so yummy :o
>I honestly can't tell if this is the same waifu or not
>>711159978
It's the curse of unpopularity among newfags.
>>711159997
To be completely honest.... I don't want to talk to you. I'm seriously put off by your furry tendencies and would rather not be associated with you.
Also, if you confuse Ruri for Tomoko you are blind.
>>711159961
I haven't even switched from megu and its been more than six months. Her season
>>711159961
RIP Megumin waifu 2016-2016
>>711158832
Same. A bit less okay maybe
I'm off.
Good Night~
>>711160190
Is it champurrado, or is it one of the Mexican hot chocolate brands like Abuelita? Either way they're good.
>>711159946
Can't sleep?
>>711159276
It might not be mind fuck levels of thought provoking, but the ending always makes me keep coming back to it.
It is, though not from me personally, and yeah character designs are very unique in the way they are drawn but not so much that it looks jarring.
>What sort of job do you have
Currently a sailing instructor, most of my work is largely depended on unreliable shit like weather and kids not being stupid.
> it's like a special treat
Maybe, but it largely depends on the quality of food.
>>711160190
I want to learn that. Is that portugese?
>>711160213
That's how bland human waifus look to me I guess.
>>711160221
I'm not a furry, I'm a zoo.
Why do you hate zoos and furries so much?
>>711159946
Then go to sleep.
>>711159946
And i thought I was staying up late
Goodnight
>>711160221
>tfw tomoko-anon is becoming more like his waifu but online instead of irl
>>711160413
it's the chimpanzee or whatever
she also gives cookies :o
can't wait for thanksgiving
I'm going to sleep
>>711160389
goodnight
>>711160528
spanish im mexican :o
>>711160413
Now >>711160389's off to bed.
>And thus bad timing on both of our behalves.
My dad just showed me a Donald Trump image macro on his phone.
>>711160866
your dad likes memes too? :o
>these threads
>>711160994
did u vote for hillary? o:
>>711160686
No wonder you voted for Hillary.
>>711161047
Hello and welcome. That's a very legible waifu u got there.
>>711160686
Mexican food is great. I'm trying to learn Italian and Japanese. I'm having fun getting ingredients from dumpsters and making huge meals.
>>711161079
>>711161176
Hillary is a criminal.
>>711159720
Hey bby
>>711159871
You can't say that anymore
>>711160431
Oh, so the ending is a bit of a twist is it? That can be just as good, need to rewatch with the new knowledge to try and understand how it worked out
I kind of like the look of the drawing style, some of them are just plain awful, this is unique, but not in a bad way. Which is quite rare
>Currently a sailing instructor, most of my work is largely depended on unreliable shit like weather and kids not being stupid.
>kids
>not being stupid
Holy shit, if you have to teach millenials, that can't be something that happens too often. Sailing seems like something interesting, but I never got into boats and stuff. I am much more into spending my time outdoors, but not on the water. Maybe in a park or something
>largely depends on the quality of food
Fucking this
I hate how sloppy food quality is around here. It's quite difficult to find a place that isn't a burger/pizza joint in my city, and when you do, the food isn't always very good. There are a few places though, and I keep them in mind when going out
>>711161176
hillary > trump tbh
>>711161363
so is trump
He avoids his taxes
>>711161079
>>711161176
I voted for Gary Johnson :o
>>711161363
sounds fun
I like trash can pizza but I don't speak spanish ;-;
>>711161047
>>711161363
>Hillary is a criminal.
Wew, hearing you say something I agree with makes me question my own sanity.
>>711161419
Still have a month
>>711161566
Trump isn't a criminal, he used the same loopholes every millionaire uses, ones he wants to close
At least he didn't start a charity then use that money to benefit himself
>>711161566
>he avoids his taxes
Oh boo-fucking-hoo, Hillary has done much worse
weissu is my waifu
>>711161666
You forget trump avoided his taxes and thats a crime
Trump has no political experience
Trump is a
>>711161739
Lol autistic trump supporter is triggered?
>>711161821
Like what?
Benghazi? Nope.
>>711161566
That's because he's smart.
>>711161938
No, I'm just saying he didn't avoid taxes
Do you really think the Clintons aren't exploiting the same loophole?
>>711161918
cute waifu
>>711161938
sachi stop :o
>>711161938
Why are you arguing about this?
She lost, get over it.
>>711162007
Instead of a lincense to kill, Mai has a license to shitpost
>>711161566
They both are. I'm kind of glad Trump was elected though. It will delay WW3 by a few years which gives me more time to bail on this country before the draft.
Also Clinton family doesn't pay their taxes either. I don't think most politicians do.
>>711161599
Oh no, dude. Meat is a no-go. You never take meat from a dumpster even in the winter. Only veggies, fruits, cheese, and packaged goods. Dry meat like jerky is ok, not cooked or raw.
>>711161666
Questioning your sanity is what makes you sane.
I'm going to bed now. Not that anyone cares anyway
>>711162215
>trump
>i will nuke the shit out of them
>delay WW3
Autistic dog fucker is autistic
>>711161739
If you say so. I don't care enough to actually know when he starts. I was only in it for the meem
>>711162007
Mega Maind
>>711162337
I care ya dingus
>>711162215
Are you a vegetarian? :o
>>711162337
I care. G'night.
-hug-
Hermes Costello claimed
>not picking a Jojo waifu
>>711162413
where is your waifu from? :o
Kakyoin claimed.
>>711162385
Rare Tomoko
>>711160549
>>711160784
IS girls are known for their bad timing.
>>711162580
Alice is from Pandora Hearts!
>>711162337
I care. Good night.
>>711162385
I don't think he ever said that.
Clinton wanted a no-fly zone over Syria, which would have guaranteed a proxy war with Russia. She also was for using nukes to support allies in the Middle East.
Hillary supporters often rely on misinformation to support Hillary.
Keep in mind I don't side with any of them, but from an outsider looking in, the Hillary supporters seem like absolutely hysterical SJW's. The Trump supporters are xenophobic at worst, which is actually a good thing for any country, historically speaking.
>>711162495
No, I still have to buy meat for my dogs, but saving thousands in dumpster diving is certainly welcome.
I have more cheese than I can eat for the next 3 months or more.
>be me
>in san fran college
>decide to get a spray tan and dye my hair
>go to school dressed up like God Emperor Trump
>get jumped
Feels fantastic
>>711162337
Good night Tomo
>>711163003
Hey man why dont u like dogfuckers? You never explained.
Your waifu is one of the few I recognize so it would suck to be enemies.
Can we at least be frenemies? Like Plankton and Mr. Krabs?
Or I will have to memorize more waifus.
68 we
rush the gate we
welcome you to the new america
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>711163003
edgy
>>711162721
you have dogs when you yourself are also a dog?
>>711162679
such a cutie thank you :o
>>711163168
Well
That's an interesting get
>>711163003
>dressing as Trump in SJW land
Truly no fucks to give. If you did it, nicely done.
>>711163131
Wrong Tomoko
Maybe we can be frenemies, but I seriously don't like zoophiles or you're waifu. Oliver and Company was a great show, but you're waifu was a bitch. In more ways than one.
>>711163278
But it's not trips
>>711163131
>Can we at least be frenemies? Like Plankton and Mr. Krabs?
DUDE
>>711163168
If singles get, your face waifu is mine.
>>711163219
Yes, we are a pack. We bark at planes and eat out of dumpsters.
>>711163326
You gotta rewatch the show. She was great.
>>711163413
Too late.
>>711163219
You're very welcome! Alice a best
>>711163278
I almost want to say it counts, but I don't want to give you Alice
QOTT: favorite Thanksgiving meal?
>>711163644
she's a top 5 cutie
>>711163650
bread rolls :o
>>711163708
me too but yours please
>>711163463
what kind of dog?
>>711163650
Your mom.
>>711163900
check out this cutie! :o
>>711163650
We almost always roll with a brined turkey, some sort of wild game (boar or deer), and the requisite sides. I always make a hearty dessert to break the monotony of pumpkin pie and yams.
>>711163650
Mash potatoes and brown gravy
>>711163650
Personally I like the ham and sweet potatoes
>>711163997
you hunt? ;-;
good I hate pumpkin pie btw
>>711164017
I've never heard of brown gravy :o
>>711164089
sweet potatoes are very hit or miss for me
I either love or hate depending on who makes them :o
>>711163988
Check out this moron!
>>711163369
That I acknowledge
Amusing as it is, there'll be no waifu stealing from me today.
>>711163463
An impressive display of get skill
However
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>>711163644
As do I
Your Alice is safe for today me good man
>>711164276
why are you talking to yourself, cutie?
nice melons :o
>>711164149
I don't shoot the guns, but I'm good at tracking a wounded animal and helping with the field dressing/cleaning. Usually I come into the picture when it's time to cook the wild game. A lot of my family does hunt though.
Pumpkin pie is alright, but pecan pie is superior. in my eyes. Blueberry a best.
>>711164017
Brown gravy is underrated.
>>711162675
That is indeed true.
>>711163650
The only things I won't eat at Thanksgiving are the sweet potatoes and the gravy.
>>711163650
Turkey, stuffing, yams, and cranberry sauce, obviously. Throw some mac and cheese and fucking gravy in there. Holy shit.
>>711163854
German shepherd, Standard poodle, Husky, Golden retriever.
Getting a doberman and great dane/collie pair next. Can't decide yet. 100% decided on doberman but not sure what other dog. I always get them in pairs so they have someone to let their energy out with when I'm gone. Seems to be the healthiest setup so far.
This reminds me, I have to actually go buy a turkey and other ingredients. If I'm lucky I'll find stuffing mix, and canned cranberries, or something in a dumpster, but nobody's gonna throw out a perfectly good turkey this time of year.
>>711164328
If singles, that negates ur trips requirement. Also provides immunity to "nuh-uhs" resulting from a successful singles steal or negate.
>>711164444
I want to start hunting one day.
>>711163650
Fuck gravy.
Ham is great. Especially with a good amount of sweetness to it.
>>711164444
Checked!
>>711164444
4 4s :o
and I like apple pie most
>>711164467
I drink gravy and agree though on the sweet potatoes
>>711164443
I'm talking to you, twat.
>>711164444
NOW THATS THOSE DIGITS
Claim
Fucking Red Dawn is on.
Zozzle
>>711164563
This is a very cute picture of shiro, shiro
and I drink it not have sex with it
>>711164553
I have a small cat and mac and cheese is very good, my cat loves it
>>711164812
cute
>>711164757
why are you upside down? :o
>>711164927
what is that? :o
>>711164929
Why are you not?
>>711165009
A movie about how soviet russia invades the US and a small town forms a guriella to fight them. Has Patrick Swayze in it.
>>711164605
>trips and quads in the same post
Hot damn. Never saw that coming.
>>711164613
Apple isn't bad either. Doesn't appear enough around here to be honest.
>>711164553
Even if you can't shoot, a helper is always appreciated, even if only to help carry a large animal back to camp.
If you want a 1-2-3 dessert that's extra rich and will get utterly destroyed at a gathering, I recommend a pouding chomeur. Maple syrup makes it that much richer, but even a non maple version is quite delicious.
>>711164444
Significantly.
>Mfw no brown gravy for three years
>>711165163
I meant what does "zozzle" mean? :o
>>711165097
I try to masturbate upside down but it's hard
my dick too
>>711165282
post more cute waifu please
she's a qt 22/7
>>711164929
Small cat sounds cool. What kind?
Also mac and cheese isn't good for cats. He needs protein.
>>711165282
Yeah, I'll never have a helper aside from my dogs which I will train to hunt with me.
The best I can hope for is turkey and fowl, huh? Maybe a tiny deer doe at best. I can't imagine carrying an entire buck 1/4 mile back to my car. Plus the dogs are already bred for hunting fowl. I guess it makes more sense. I want to stop eating mammals anyway.
>>711165443
How does one masturbaute with that torpedo chode of yours?
>>711165443
People tried to force zozzle as the new kek a while ago.
I thought it sounded good for when kek isn't right.>>711165443
What goes up must come down.
>>711165360
Damn man. No one else eats it, or is something else afoot?
>>711165443
Can do.
>>711165514
If you pop an animal and it's too big, just quarter it. You can also gut and quarter the animal in place if you're too far from camp. Your husky will excel at helping haul it back. Get a good tracker and getting back to the rest of the meat won't be a prob. Do you fish or are you open to fishing as well?
>>711165514
That's not the only thing he eats ya dingus, only as a reward
and I know nothing about cat types
>>711165686
lol I get it now ty
>>711165526
I masturbate to the waifus :o
>>711165889
such a cutie! c:
>>711164613
Strange thing though, I actually used to like gravy right up until the start of my teenage years. Haven't been able to like it again since.
>>711164812
You are not to abuse the waifu, let alone one that happens to be a loli!
>Unless they happen to be a masochist.
>>711165282
Is it just me, or does something seem a little off with the jiggle physics in that scene/GIF?
>>711164553
Thought the trips or higher steal rule was more of a universal rule for these threads and not just a personal requirement of mine.
Everyone here has shit taste.
Entry-levels, garbage waifus everywhere.
>>711165962
I like gravy on my potatoes only, nothing else, some people smother their turkey in it ;-;
>>711165960
I'd masturbaute to your waifu, but you tainted her with your dirty mexican image.
>>711165889
Did you know dolphin dicks are prehensile and they can move the tip like a finger and curl it?
>>711166027
>This is b8.png
>>711165889
Fishing is a great idea but my golden loves to swim so I wouldn't be able to take all my dogs with me. Maybe I'd take the poodle and doberman(when I get her) for fishing, and the others hunting?
Then again fowl meat seems more delicious to me. Assuming you can get a decent amount of meat from it. I don't know what the limits are to how many fowl you can kill per season.
>>711165960
Yeah but cats make their own vitamin C. They are true carnivores unlike dogs which are omnivores.
At least he likes it though.
>>711165985
Sounds like a personal requirement.
And you lost, friendo.
Better give me your face waifu. And your green and purple eye waifus too.
>>711166321
All of these waifus look the same.
>>711166432
Thanks, Captain Oblivious.
>>711166321
I don't masturbate to my own waifu
Only creeps masturbate to their waifu :o
>>711166432
thanks for the animal facts, it's good knowledge in case I get another cat
>>711165889
Lots of Asian food with some core thanksgiving foods. Turkey, ham, and casserole
>>711166644
cute necklace I love when girls wear them :o
>>711166666
REEEEEEEEEE
>711166665
>>711166542
How greedy some people are, needing 12 waifus that all look the same. SMH
>>711166624
Cats are great but try a dog!
>>711166666
D I G I T S
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>>711166760
fuck me
>>711166665 rather
>>711166432
May I at least keep the blue ones?
>>711166728
Oh?
>>711166666
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>711166339
Right up there with scary duck penis
>>711166432
The Golden would be perfect for your bird hunts. A lot of game birds will give a good yield of meat, plus the dogs will love the offal.
>>711165962
I was like that with ketchup, loved the heck out of it, and then grew out of it. I only use it as an ingredient for food now instead of a stand-alone condiment.
The gif is a bit off, but I kept it more for the expressions. Houki is full of them.
>>711166974
all the tofus make my dick happy :o
>>711167109
don't hurt your cute hands v_v
>>711167109
>Scary duck pens
>
>Mizore
>>711166865
Yes but only as a reminder of the other waifus you will never know the love from.
>>711167109
You're right. She's very food driven though so I need to train her to soft bite so she doesn't eat the duck before bringing it to me.
How many ducks/turkeys/birds can you kill per season anyway? Enough to make up for deer?
>>711167476
Lel
lol Kirara claimed
>>711166665
>>7111
>111
>66666
>>711167588
What a grim fate
>>711166666
digits