Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Nice try.
Look how serious is this stuff.
Karen's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>711115276
Tell me your deepest secret first
hey hey hey hey~
>>711115207
Miku claimed.
here
>>711115397
I've seen that one too much, another?
>>711115470
Expected this.
He's just gonna delete this one
>>711115548
This... This isn't what it looks like
This when?
>>711115548
>taking control of this thread
>>711115548
Quality post friend. They come to these hugbox safe zone threads because there's literally nowhere on earth where it's acceptable to be older than 6 years old and watch Asian cartoons, much less believe you are in a relationship with the underage looking characters. It's really bad when even /b/ thinks you are fucking faglords. Take this shit to the anime board, and if they won't even take you, you really need to look in the mirror and see the fucking reject you really are
Yahallo.
>>711115270
>>711115270
>>711115270
This isn't me guys he's going to delete this one
>>711115738
>Being a phoneposter in 2016
@711115710
>he doesn't know
Waddup
>>711115710
I just post Desu here for memes.
>tfw weed legalization got vetoed in AZ
fuck potheads
>>711115710
kek thank you, another? One about the neets.
>>711115825
He's posting pastas for me
>>711115856
Hi! You're from Rwby, right? What girl is that?
>>711115459
I heard you're living the american dream now gardy?
>>711115912
>>711115928
Why do you want to fuck me?
>>711115805
>being so outrageously autistic that you ACTUALLY care and think it makes a difference if someone is posting on 4chan using a phone or a computer
Kek, some people have social lives and relationships and have an actual use for a phone, now go back to cumming to Chinese cartoon characters all over your gaming computer mom bought you, greasy ass virgin man baby
>>711115928
>tfw it's going to be federally legalized within the next 4 years.
And fuck you too. :^)
Monica
>>711115973
Post all your Desus and I'll give you one of these for each one I don't have.
>>711115952
Yup, I am. And now that Trump's president... America will be great again :^)
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods to destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
Why won't this cancer thread just go away
>>711116039
Phoebe was best girl tbh
>>711115983
who is this?
>>711115995
degenerate :o
>>711116104
I don't need your cash. I am rich on my Egyptian money already.
I claim banana as my waifu
Why are these shitposters trying to kill /waifu/? Do they not realise that if these threads weren't a thing we would be spreading our weeby virginess all other /b/ instead?
>>711116167
Because these virgins are too socially retarded to leave where they aren't wanted
>>711116229
I'm me
>>711116206
She's was just a dumb fuck.
>>711115928
kkk :o
>>711115945
i don't think i have any that specify neet that isn't from image.jpg-kun
Your parents fucking hate you, society fucking hates you, nobody wants you breathing so do us a favor and fucking kill yourselves already.
You 'waifu' doesn't love you. She doesn't fucking feel anything she's a goddamn drawing, if anything she'd feel DISGUSTED knowing there were fat, autistic neckbeard pieces of shit fawning over her because they're too fucking pathetic to go out and pull a REAL woman.
>>711116153
where did the miku go:
>>711116229
Nigger I do it like, once every one, maybe two months?
>>711116338
no u
>>711115945
Yup! It's yang, part of the main group
>>711116310
Seriously what are they eating in that picture?
>>711116338
She's adult Karen irl though
Claim
>>711116152
That's so cool and it will be indeed. Did you move all by yourself?
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>711116320
I'm still lost
>>711116387
I just renamed my files because this app is garbage and I can't rename them when I post :o
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711116387
Yeah but he's just posting like the same two. Shame.
>>711116403
Yup yup, haven't seen you before, nice to meet you!
>>711116419
Probably a poison.
I remember my friend's apartment had a roach problem and they bought this syringe with this peanut butter looking "glue."
They roaches ate it, died, and since roaches are cannibals, other roaches ate the dead roaches that were full of poison, and would die, eventually killing most (if not all) the roaches.
>>711116419
Best actor doesn't make her best character.
Smelly cat tho.
>>711116550
:o
>711116575
i made it :o
>>711116459
>>711116459
>>711116575
>>711116613
At least mutate the copypasta using more generic, common terms.
>mfw I've written all of these pastas
I've got some rare unreleased ones in my Notes im boutta bust them out
>>711116550
I've said it twice now. Are you a goldfish?
>>711116672
Whaaaat aaaare they feeding youuuu
>>711116713
For real dude, he doesn't get it.
Are you the desu poster that gave me his folders before?
>>711116636
I didn't know roaches were cannibals
Weird, guess that's more effective than a nuke tbh
>>711116713
I'm the author of literally all these pastas I can do as I please to them man baby
>>711116776
I HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT BRUH
>>711116836
I didn't know they were cannibals until they used that poison either. It's pretty hardcore.
>mfw image.jpg-kun was autistic enough to come up with the same thing in 20 different ways
We're gonna make anime great again
>>711116776
I'm konata ya dingus
>>711116709
me too :o
>>711116836
Portuguese own Monthy Python is called "Gato Fedorento", which means smelly cat.
>>711116836
I don't think I've given anyone my folder, no. Unless you mean posting every single image on here. But I have like 333 images, so it'd take at least a couple threads.
>>711116862
Hey man, just a suggestion. I just tossed it in my filter and it worked for the past 3 days. Thought you'd wanna be effective. :^)
>>711117022
Thanks man.
>>711116892
No problem here mr goldfish, only someone who keeps forgetting who i am
>>711116969
I know who you are but that doesn't mean you don't have the memory of a goldfish or something
>
>>711117166
You really like that picture :o
>>711117022
Oh damn, I see. How are you doing anyway? Why'd you stop by here?
>>711117017
Are you saying the portugese version of monty python is called smelly cat?
>>711117166
That's fine then, just make sure not to use it as an insult again!
>>711116836
>>711115409 (tag)
>>711117012
Oh, thanks for letting me know.
How have you been?
>>711117291
I don't, but i don't have that many good pics
>
>>711114278
>>711115470
>But thanks for relinking it, all those drums in the end are really intense.
It's probably my favourite from the album, but it's a tough pick. Definitely listen to the full Crying album if you've got time, it's one of my favourite recent albums.
>I also checked some more of sasakure.UK work and it all seems to be really solid.
Sasakure.UK is definitely great, amongst my favourite artists of the genre.
>Do you have any thoughts on Tame Impala?
>TAME IMPALA - Eventually
Hadn't heard of them before, but that sounds really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJvI_JGC4U
>>711117319
Yee. Pretty cool reference isn't it?
>>711117428
Why don't you save some stuff from gelbooru saved? There's some nice artwork there that you don't have in your folder.
>>711117423
No problem, I've been good and bad, ups and downs, how about you? Everything fine?
>>711117353
Definitely not you, shame, been wanting to see him for a while but haven't seen him in around four months.
>>711117486
Pretty neato tbh
>>711117428
Noooow I know who does the "FAST".
Opens my eyes
>>711117428
I like the picture
I like you :o
>>711117319
Trump election. I stopped by every General I sometimes look at to see how the memeing was going.
Get out to the rest of 4Chan, it's like a digital celebration. Have yet to check /f/, but they were posting some quality stuff. There's some good laughs to be had.
>>711117807
pinch-able nipples.
>>711117735
It does seem like plenty of fun, even over here people were talking about it. Half a world away lmao
Pol is crazy atm though.
>>711117423
Nuis are actually all mine
>>711117624
I'm too lazy to go there. Maybe tomorrow
>>711117626
You didn't see anything
>>711117707
I don't like me
>>711117921
I took one look at /pol/ and saw the Australia flag, so I assumed it was just all shitposting for the day.
>>711117999
Trips confirm. What nice wife. What is Keem?
>>711117999
why? :o
>>711117857
No touch.
>>711117624
Alrighty, well i hope things can be get brighter for you.
I'm okay, just listening to music at the moment, will probably be gone in an hour.
>>711117950
Liar liar pantsu on fire!
>>711117999
There's always time, tomorrow.
>>711118043
Yeah, fun to watch though.
>>711118390
Lickable, suckable, squeezeable nipples.
>>711118437
Kirby music?
>>711118466
STOP
カラミチーマス
So many porn ads
>>711118452
About as fun to watch devolve into a shithole as this place, yeah, I guess.
>>711118079
Good
>>711118102
Better question, why should i like myself?
>>711118452
There probably won't be though and i'll just put it off till the next day like always
>>711118645
Cute pink nipples, like little candies
>>711117468
Damn it, the archive is failing a lot lately and that track seems lost, what's the artist name again? I will listen to the album tonight or something.
>Tame Impala
If you're interested in psychedelic rock you should check them, my favourite album is Innerspeaker which also happens to be their easiest to get into.
Pretty much everything from them is really good but in their most recent release Currents they experimented with new genres so it can be hit or miss even if you enjoyed their previous ones.
I personally like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F2e9fmYL7Y
Need to leave for a while.
>>711118729
yup yup
>>711118743
Tomorrow is another day, there's a bunch of tomorrow's to come.
>>711118600
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbugmGC6f6k
Kirby 64 may have been a bit slow but it had amazing music.
>>711118882
What archive are you using? http://thebarchive.com/b/ is working fine for me.
Here's the (what I assume to be official) playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJB3WF7NNNk&list=PLxwHtUHlFZ5FtOXhgPUXLaN_tHZC1VJLK
>If you're interested in psychedelic rock you should check them
Definitely will, thanks.
>Need to leave for a while.
Good luck with whatever you must do.
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>>711118743
You're a cutie and nice to talk to :o
>>711118802
I know they're great but you have to stop.
>>711119429
This is for all the grief you gave me.
You candy nipples cutie.
>>711119283
You're talking to a fat virgin who hasn't taken a shower since his mom threatened to take his computer away, pretending to be an anime character. Yeah very cute
>>711118452
That's some nice ayaya right there
>>711119578
It's just a thread
don't take things so seriously ya dingus :o
>>711119669
>>711119856
Who am I speaking to? Sacho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xeqt9l5FQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrsKPK90DGE
Honk Honk
>>711119715
post nudes
>>711118913
>there's a bunch of tomorrows to come
Until we die or get old then regret what we didn't do in life
>>711119283
You might be the only person to think that. I don't think i am
>>711120071
> image still a better love story than if you don't reply to this meme pepe will die in your sleep tonight
>>711120130
Yeah, definitely. So make sure you do things before you get too old or before it's too late.
There's a bunch of tomorrows but not infinite.
>>711119921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaJa2QbZ0c
>>711119942
no :o
>>711120130
you're too negative
how are you today, cutie?
>>711120354
Great. Saved, downloaded, masturbated to.
>>711119906
no one was talking?
>>711120262
>>>/f/3173900
This is quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpoSxTBlEwg
Jesus this is fucking hillarious.
>>711120627
>>711120453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Q8Krr6SzY
>>711121414
>312 views
WHY HAVE THE PEOPLE NOT SEEN THIS YET?!?
>they said he had no chance at winning the nomination
>he won the nomination, and beating more than a dozen others in the process
>they said he wasnt going to win the election
>he won it
FUCK I LOVE THIS WORLD
>>711120262
But like i said before i'm too lazy to do anything with my life
>>711120402
I know i am.
I'm alright i guess
>>711121594
What
https://youtu.be/5ZacuBAVNxY
>>711121614
Keep in mind if he has his way:
All of you fags are going to have to get jobs.
:^)
>>711121602
It was up yesterday and everyone is focused on the election results today it seems.
>>711121933
Sucks. This is way more important.
>>711122061
People like to focus on the little things
>>711121790
Why does Chen have semi transparent hair
>>711121622
Not too late to change that, the only thing holding you back is yourself.
>>711122289
Oh hey I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma_70d1yu_U
I guess that is kewl.
>>711122346
You got a problem with that? #LeaveChenAlone
>>711121622
that's good to hear
I am alright as well
go buy yourself an ice cream cone and then go to college :o
>>711121738
I love you that's what
>>711122409
Hey Mohammed
>>711122497
I still love you too
>>711122443
>#LeaveChenAlone
Wow.
>>711122610
let's meet up soon for sex and ice cream cones :o
I sensed blondes
>>711122409
I guess that's true
>>711122497
I already have a tub of ice cream in my freezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAa_L1JhZBY&ab_channel=crashyourcar
>>711121896
Trump will save us from our NEET lifestyles by giving us jobs and banning cheep Chinese food
>>711122731
You always want sex
>>711122835
Hi Shino
>>711122835
post lewds :o
>>711122845
what flavor?
This is the most important question
>>711122930
is that bad? :o
>>711122786
some nigger is being a false king
>>711122835
bb
>>711122998
Vanilla i think
>>711122835
Good afternoon. Or maybe not
>>711122835
We made America great again
>>711123034
Its good actually
>>711122443
What's that song?
>>711123261
Isn't Yang an UNARMed fighter?
:^))))
>>711122930
galil best gun howa are you
>>711122998
never
>>711123042
hello bby how are you? we should watch some meowmel
>>711123150
it's whatever
>>711123197
yes we did mai
>>711123261
There are like 3 that play in it.
First one: Bad Apple
Second: No fucking idea
Third: a sardine grows from the soil
Fourth: is Bad Apple again.
You welcome I guess. Nice wife. I prefer Nora more tho.
>>711123454
she can still pack a punch
Hey, Mai, stop talking with these cunts.
You know I love you.
>>711123100
How vanilla of you :o
>>711123251
good because we're gonna have sex every day
>>711123608
fuck off Mai
Claim
>>711123463
I've wasn't doing too good earlier, but I'm better now
>>711123541
Key word:A
>>711123611
I'm looking forward to that
And you make that vanilla joke every time
>>711123541
>>711123611
Sometimes vanilla is best
>>711123463
>>711123463
im pretty tired, only slept a few hours last night
meowmel :(
>>711123742
That's the joke ya dingus :o
>>711123798
what anime is your waifu from? I wanna see her more
>>711123463
just one on discord :o
>>711123829
I hate trump and you cutie!
>>711124217
Inou Battle wa Nichijou kei no Nake de or When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace. I don't think it's that good though
>>711124475
why did you make her your waifu then? :o
>>711124654
I like the girl not the anime. And because i needed someone to claim here
Best type moon claimed.
>>711124796
Edgy as fuck, you little gnome.
>>711124770
she is a cutie at least
what's your favorite anime? :o
>>711124862
Get with the times, Chen.
Trump is now mainstream.
Claim
>>711124217
The joke is a joke?
>>711124796
>>711124862
Keem?
>>711124982
I don't have one
>>711125077
Guren bb!
>>711125151
why must you hurt me like this?
>>711125138
Don't question art :o
>>711125262
wow you look amazing in black! :o
>>711125262
Hello little Flan. How are you doing?
>>711125392
I know. <3
>>711125494
we need to have a snuggle session ;-;
>>711125321
Because i'm a boring person. What's your favourite?
>I'm running out of pics
>>711125481
I am in a really happy/hyped state right now.
Listening to this on a loop and having some coffee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7lTIR394
You?
>>711125606
Thread is almost over anyways
and Lucky Star :o
>Walk into McDonalds
>Niggers nigging out over Trump
>MFW
Why do black people hate him so much when Mexicans don't?
>>711125321
I like questioning art, it's what really makes it art.
>>711125673
I should have guessed
>>711125687
whoa whoa whoa whoa
My mom was literally crying about trump winning
>>711125758
ya dingus :o
go watch it
>>711125636
I'm alright.
And what have got you so excited?
That is a very good song, I like it.
>>711125956
I watched the first ep
>>711126038
Watch the other 25 ya dingus :o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gbw62iCsS34
>>711126263
That's 26 too many
>>711126029
Honestly, I am not sure. /pol/ is drowning in tears of liberals, there is an anime I am going to watch when I come home, my life is finally fixing itself and I just feel good in general. I am in a state of ecstasy that I have never felt before because everything is literally perfect for me. Nothing stands in my way of life right now. As normies would say "Living the dream"
>>711126406
It's a good show though :o
>>711126421
That is so heartwarming to hear. I am very happy for you~. What are you gonna be watching?
>>711126381
I like this.
>>711126605
I might watch it when i get time
>>711126831
Occultic;Nine. I watched one episode and did not continue. They have like 3 more now. Gonna watch those. I just also realised that the only people that can understand my mind is people like Esdeath. That does not make me really happy but that is a cool fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_S7tNWoqk
>>711126987
thank you beautiful :)