Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711090904
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
inb4 Trailer Trash bro tries to seek validation from /waifu/
Claimu!
>>711110807
He seems nice.
Hail Sachi.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
when you see memes about your dick that you did not know existed :o
Mine
>>711110584
Everything is exactly in line for being a legitimate Nui. I'm confident this is the genuine her.
>>711110900
Heil.
Hi mum.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
Posting my nazi Flan before Sacho does.
Hail Sachi!
>>711111111
>>711111346
R E M O V E
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>>711110900
>初音ミク
>>711111414
The Major had a point tho.
morning
>seeking validation
Man, y'all are coming up with some insane methods of damage control. So, by trading a bunch of ugly virgins who have only seen a vagina online, I'm seeking validation? You autistic fucks are so retarded, I thought autistic kids were at least smart in some aspects but no. That's it, I'm calling the tard wrangler to come scoop y'all up.
>>711111643
*yawns*
>>711111643
Cutie. WHY IS YOUR DICK NOT IN MY ASSHOLE, CUNT?
>>711110987
Must be a very well made phony then!
>>711111762
Trying to play it off like you aren't sexually frustrated man baby like the rest of the people in these cancer threads, damage control
>>711111877
I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU AREN'T RAMMING YOUR THICK MEAT IN MY USELESS BOY CUNT REEEEEEE.
Post YFW you realize these threads were created by parents of autistic children to keep them sedated
>>711111967
Damage control
>>711112034
YOUR COCK, MY ASS, 15 MINUTES.
>Post yfw you realize trailer guy is a Hillary supporter
>mfw these threads were created by parents of autistic children to keep them from shooting up a school
>>711111981
>He voted for Hillary.
I hope he is crying right now.
>>711112095
He posted a Chris Chan meme that happened to have Hillary in it. Are you a sperg?
Stop insulting my boyfriend :(
>>711112095
Yeah cause, I'm not from south Louisiana or anything. The pic I posted, is a mockery of Hillary supporters, it's possibly the most autistic man in the world, saying he supports killary. Why would I use this to support her? Man, I really thought autistic children were smart but y'all are a really dumb bunch.
>>711111844
Or simply not a phony at all. No imitation could be anywhere near this good, so she must be the real Nui.
>>711110907
Hi Syndra <3
711112273
Damage control
>>711112438
>doesn't click post number
Man I bet you're red in the face right now you butt hurt Virgin, every time you do this, you do realize it's actually damage control right? >>711112438
>post yfw daddy beats you
>>711112559
But my dad's in jail
Mfw these threads were created to keep autistic man babies from stalking real women
711112557
>mfw the buttblasted is actually you because you're getting meme'd by everyone in here
>>711112633
How sad, not having a dad to beat you while you smugly retort like a good boy.
>>711112403
Hey, don't think I've seen you before.
How are you?
>>711112734
>mfw the fact that y'all are even dignifying me with a response shows your anger and desire for me to stop
>>711112348
You wouldn't know how good the real one is though, thus you believe in the phony!
>>711112734
>mfw fuck
>>711112526
hi muffin
>>711112815
Howdy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82qoobOs1go
>>711112717
Great, now I need a nazi sub-folder too.
>>711112815
I am fine. I saw you post a couple of times while lurking before so I decided to say hi now. What is his name again? I know he is from Mushishi. Is that his name?
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
Go ahead and damage control
Isn't there a more appropriate board for you mongos to be doing this on?
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>please damage control
>>711113223
no
>>711113189
What are they eating?
>>711113235
I would disown my son if he saved pics from ifunny and spent months on threads he didn't like.
>>711113223
Yeah it's called
>>>/a/
But these autistic virgins are too socially retarded to see when they aren't wanted
>711113543
/a/ doesn't want us
>>711113431
You'd have to have a son first, which would require you to engage in intimate contact with a human female, not rubbing your dick on a body pillow you greasy fuck
^kek
>>711113543
>>711113223
We're not allowed on /a/, desu
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>dmg ctrl
>>711113543
The people who don't like these threads are smart enough to use filters. Fucking newfag.
>>711113611
The thing is is that these threads don't belong on /a/ either.
We don't discuss anime.
If anything, these threads belong on /jp/ but he's a stupid newfag who doesn't know how 4chan works.
>>711112972
Heya. Sounds quite nice.
Not sure if you received it or not, but I sent you this before you stopped responding yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnfHx5XGnU
Going out for some groceries, so expect to wait some time for a response.
>>711112994
I've probably seen you a few times before, but my memory isn't the greatest.
His real name is Yoki, but he lost his memories and now goes by the name of Ginko.
Haha
>>711113727
>newfag
Yeah nothing gets a girls panties wetter than bragging about how long you've been on a fucking website. That is the cringiest insult ever lol if you actually even consider this an insult you're a literal autist
>>711112875
But I do know, because she's the absolute best
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>711112945
Hello. How are you?
>>711113727
>he doesn't understand how 4chan works
Man I can only imagine how unattractive you are lol
>>711113807
I applaude myself.
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>newfag doesn't understand how 4chan works because he doesn't know every rule of every board
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>hey babe wanna fuck? I know how 4chan works I've been on there for years
>*panties immediately drop*
>>711113543
/a/ is probably reserved for people who actually enjoy watching animes and discussing story lines and characters. Don't get me wrong though, anime is mostly cringeworthy, but what's going on here is on a whole different level.
When the cringey anime nerds don't want you on their board, then you've got it bad.. I'm talking cringeception here
i think its mad guys
>>711113853
not too bad because I got some sleep for once. What about you?
>>711113729
I need to watch it now. Well I am not that old on here so you might have seen me there and there. Not that is matters.
Well nice to meet ya anyways. Hope you have a great day Ginko.
>>711113828
Nui is the best, that is true.
However your Nui is a phony and only tries to mimic such perfection!
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>newfags
>711114207
post vol 2
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
>>711113638
Intimate contact with 3D is fairly easy to achieve, you don't even have to break reality to do it, unlike with 2D.
>>711113729
I did miss it yesterday, I had to go and didn't manage to post that here.
But thanks for relinking it, all those drums in the end are really intense.
I also checked some more of sasakure.UK work and it all seems to be really solid.
Do you have any thoughts on Tame Impala?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHe8kKO8uds
Love love love la-la-love! La-la-love! Makes the world go round!
Why did I come back..?
>>711114278
>implying you've ever even come close to having sex
>>711114278
Eh, just ignore them. They aren't listening to logic or reason and are just memeing for reactions and (You)s.
>>711114306
Hate is fun too.
>>711114367
>logic or reason
>pretends to date a cartoon character
>role plays as a cartoon character
I really honestly thought autism made people smart, just not socially. Boy was I wrong.
>>711114461
Yes.
>>711114376
But we can love instead.
Or you know just talk and kill time.
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
>>711114500
You are doing god's work anon
>>711114582
I hate myself and I'm going to fucking sleep.
You can go talk to someone less stupid instead.
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>711114109
I'm good i guess. Sorry for late replys as im busy
>>711114708
Why not just talk to me? You don't seem stupid, friend.
>>711114708
goodnight~
>>711114716
It's alright, don't worry about it I'm also keeping myself busy.
>>711114708
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
>>711114691
Nice pic.
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>dmg ctrl
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>>/a/
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
Go back to >>>/a/
post pastas
>>711115207
Post lewds
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
I got hit on the back of my neck by a high velocity water droplet dropping from the ceiling. It was very cold and my neck still hurts an hour later.
I am not even making this up. It hurts and my neck feels funny. :c
>>711115332
Nice try
