lets look on the bright side.
What are the good things about a trump presidency ?
No Clinton president
First president to get assassinated in a while
>>711109861
sourceeeeeeee
I get to go back to blaming everything on Republicans when the real issue is partisan gridlock. It's easier to be mad than disappointed.
>>711109861
less likely chance of war with Russia.
>>711109916
No hillary in the white house.
Bad news, no real constitutional conservative for at least another 8 years.
>>711109861
>in the South Park universe garrison is prezzi
>daily show is gonna be funny again, like it was during the bush years
Bet Trevor Noah secretly voted trump to help post viewership.
>>711109910
i real winners are the white house interns that don't have to suck bill's dick.
>dank memes
>watching him embarrass himself with tantrums on the global stage
>the underlying fear of Pence taking control stopping people protesting against Trump too hard
>>711109910
/thread
>>711109861
Wall
>>711110391
Bill was much hotter than Trump, the girls working there are going to get molested by an uggo instead.
>>711110478
>he fell for the wall meme
>>711109861
The one thing he had going for him imo: revolution against the current political system(s)
not claiming he will achieve it or in a good way at least but we are seeing this all across the western world, people totally fed up with the political establishment.
decades of whining and bitching about it didn't work and we are now seeing people voting in elections and referendums against the establishment.
Trump's victory will have a snowball effect in other countries. the EU might disintegrate with so many popular right wing parties moving into elections. and allot of them are very likely to win, that was already the case after brexit.
power to the people might be the good thing resulting from this US election
>health care choices
>jobs and thriving economy
>relations with russia
>secure border/less heroin/less illegal immigrants
>our police and law and constitution will be respected
rightist btfo when they realize he cant fulfill 50% of what he promised and the other 50% will break america
>>711109861
I made a grand on nikkei 225 futures not even living in us
>>711110595
Bigger wall
>>711109861
> grabbing women by the pussy will be legal
> All the spics and towel heads thrown out
> All women will get off the couch and work to become 10/10's
Sounds good to me lads.
Corrupt media just got fucked in the ass. Hillary's and the DNC's corruption will not be rewarded with the presidency
>>711109861
It's hilarious, it's intimidating, it's conservative.
Fine ass first lady and first daughter
>>711109861
Come 2018, people will blame Trump for their shitty lives and vote Democrat. If we get enough gains, we could gerrymander Republicans into a smaller number of districts.
The best thing to come of this will be the correction within the DNC. They played themselves.
enough about that what about sause
>>711110667
How can he respect our constitution when he doesnt know how it works. He is going to crush freedom of speech and the press.
Well get to see how good the nukes have advanced since Hiroshima
Trump is daddy
Sjw's can finally return to their moms basements
Sjw's can finally return to their moms basements
weed legal in Florida
yes
>>711109861
Price of oil is falling
>>711109861
rolling for 1111111111
>>711110667
sorry to all Hillary supporters and over educated, no common sense Democrats (reg Dems, just sheep) ... but this is the most accurate post in the board
ivanka
This.
>>711111264
> What a piece of ass
>>711110950
our media has been shit for years and been my #1 gripe with this country.
The media was so biased this election. They cherry pick all the time and make us look bad.
I think people are overreacting by thinking minorities will be deported or lose freedom or the media will lose its freedom.
we will just have a president who tells us how the media is 1 sided.
> What are the good things about a trump presidency?
British sterling has stopped declining.
>>711109861
Run, niggers. Run, faggots. Run, mudslimes. Run, trans.
Your 8 years is up. The Trump Troopers are coming. You've still got a couple months to go.
Run.
>>711109861
I've always wanted to learn Russian.
>>711111505
Do you honestly think he's going to round people up? Nothing will change.
>>711110650
Revolutions don't happen in 1st world countries. It will be the same shit it's always been. Trump will have hand up his ass controlling him that Hilary would have. Nothing is going to change
>>711111718
Sounds like you need a trip to the camps.
>>711110667
This is going to be a tough couple of years for you.
>Believing anything Trump says
I wonder how that worked out for people who attended Trump University. Oh wait.
Or people who did contract work for him only to be stiffed.
Or people who invested into some of his ideas like his own jetline, his own magazine or his steak that was sold at a modern art shop for some reason.
I don't want Clinton as much as the next right winger but how does anyone believe a thing Trump says?
The kek's
>>711109861
How about no fucking nuclear worldwar?
>>711110667
The law and police are already respected, unless you live in a liberal area like UCLA or a coon town.
I live in a small town of 15,000+ people that's mostly white and expensive. Our police are friendly, we have a near non-existent crime rate and our bars are great. There's patrons who spend money, plenty of drunken females and friendly faces.
If you go 10 miles west though, it's over 50% blacks and the town looks like Detroit. Can't imagine why.
>>711112122
It really is hilarious. So much buttdevestation.
>>711110847
I don't see that happening ever, other than the already legal interaction of consensual escalation of sexual attraction.
If the spics and towelheads as you call them, are legal citizens, who abide by the law, he won't be able to do shit to them.
This last thing would actually be a nice change of pace.
>>711109861
maybe rape will be legalized so all the pussy we want. Like i would be going after the one on the left in that picture first.
>>711111980
Its not just 1 person who does it all. He united our country to get shit done. Assume either candidate were to die before becoming president. I'd rather have Pence than Kaine.
What I don't get is how Hillary had 50% of the popular vote. Literally no signs for Hillary in anyone's yard and almost every state was Red.
How the fuck did she have votes?
>>711112267
I don't want rape legalized. Do you know how loose women would be? I prefer it to be taboo. I like my victims tight.
>>711110650
Nope, nothing is really going to change. Trump is a fraud as far as change is concerned, and it will be fun watching Americans slowly realize this. He is just another Republican. I mean lowering taxes on the rich, just more Bush.
>>711112493
It makes sense tough.
The ones who work to be rich get to be rich. They will be the ones providing jobs to this country instead of our current state of people who dont feel rich enough to provide jobs here. Theyd rather outsource and buy cheaper materials elsewhere. Hopefully that is not the case anymore. Spending will be done here.
>>711110893
I'm waiting for mother/daughter trump porn
>>711112493
That's politics in a nutshell. A truly socialist environment where everyone is equal and able to live comfortably wouldn't allow anyone to thrive.
They need people to remain poor. They need people to sell hope to.
>>711112451
Did you even look at the election map? Cities almost always vote Democrat. That is were the collage/university educated people are, and they are not fooled by Trump's demagoguery. But cities are not enough if basically the entire rural vote goes to Trump.
>>711112641
I have an idea for job creation. All tax cuts provided for the rich and corporations has to come with a contract they have to sign, that makes them promise to make new jobs with the money they save.
>>711110667
>health care choices
You might be right.
>jobs and thriving economy
Kek, he's gonna blow up the trade agreements. Are you ready to see your prices soar, and for the rest of the world to stop buying american?
>relations with russia
Yes, but thats because Putin-kun's always had a hard-on for a good'ol american dick-suckin'. Either Trumps gonna give him all, or he's gonna get a bitch-fit at some-point. Either way, not too different from the alternatives.
>secure border/less heroin/less illegal immigrants
Actually good for you.
>our police and law and constitution will be respected
No, not as long as you have the stupid nig-nogs who can't understand why they get shot for crimes. America has developed such retarded minorities, that you might as well just get rid of them. You won't get them to respect anuthing as long as they can just yell shit like "MUH SOCIAL CONSTRUCT" or "DINDU NUFFIN".
>>711112728
No the democrats take advantage of the poor. They buy them out by
>>711112806
I think people can decide how they want to use hard earned money. Donation or charity it doesnt matter.
Jobs are a given the way Trump is going to tax imports we are going to be forced to create jobs here.
>>711112730
They are fooled by Hillarys' demagoguery though.
This is where the giant douche and shit sandwich analogy comes from.
>>711110197
/thread
>>711112451
true but at least if we do get caught we wont get in trouble cause we can say "Hey our president does it!"
The new way to great women in the US is to grab there crotch
>>711112942
Yeah, but my idea is a good way to make trickle down economics actually work. Otherwise they just do what rich people always do in a financial down period, save their money for better times.
Also it's not like we tax away all their money, they can earn plenty next to the untaxed money that they have to use on job creation.
>>711112899
We will sustain ourselves. Fuck other countries
Nothing wrong with friendly competition and cooperation with Russia.
We will have a president that does not advocate these behaviors or ideas.
Currently Obama is mostly neutral and allowing it to happen. BLM wouldnt be a thing if it werent for the media, but Obama could have stopped it if he didnt get on board too.
>>711112641
>instead of our current state of people who dont feel rich enough to provide jobs here
Oh dear, this is really wishful thinking. What a crazy rationalization. Rich people are rich often because they never feel they have enough money. Sheesjh, that goes for almost everyone. Humans, not matter how much money they have always want more.
And if you are publicly traded company than growth requires ever more profit.
So this will never happen. The rich will just still try to get richer.
>>711110650
>against the establishment
>implying Trump isn't part of the establishment
Honestly, it's almost painfully easy to get idiots like you to vote one way or another.
>>711110650
>power to the people
>pick a conservative billionaire
>>711112164
>let ebin nuclear world war meme
You don't see turkey being nuked by Russia, if they won't shit in Turkey they sure as shit won't do it to the US.
There's also the small fact that they'd lose a nuclear exchange.
>>711109861
i can start grabbing women by the pussy now
>>711113496
Our constitution protects basic freedoms. We are a republic first and a democracy second.
>>711112641
>the way the ENTIRE business world works, Trump included, will be demolished by a business man
Please be bait.
>>711113290
>BLM is a problem
On a countrywide scale, it really isn't. You really ought to be more scared of hard disease, that shit kills thousands of you a year.
You guys can't see the obvious benefit can you .
This is tons better than Michelle Obama
>>711113496
/thread.
I have no idea why so many imagine Trump suddenly cares about the working class. He just wanted to win. He likes winning.
Blast from the past
Man, I wish I had super powers.
>>711113876
It's simple.
It's because he said so. That's it. He said he'd do it and, rather than pay it any thought, people believe him.
>>711113906
Too bad she's gonna work on shutting down shit like 4chan.
>I WILL END CYBER BULLYING
>>711113290
You do realise, that if America doesn't sell it's goods to outside buyers, it's never getting richer, right? It's like owning a store, and only having yourself as a customer. And as rich you are right now, you can't even pay off debt.
My point is, trade agreements took the world from where it was just post-WW2 to modern times. Yes, it's been a bumpy ride, but that growth man. You are gonna close yourself off like pre-WW2 Germany.
Ofc there is one positive as well, if you stop buying from the world, you don't lose money. They do. And they well have fewer money to buy from both eachother and you. and then it's just a downwards spiral.
Trade is good. Without it, you aren't evolving. And then you get left behind, or fuck up the world. Which is why everyone hates on fucking Greece, which fucks up all of us in the end with it's stupid debt.
>>711113694
Incredible, this automated response machine said something. I wonder if it know that it's not an answer, just some repeated line it tells itself? Like "guns don't kill people" and "muh second ammendment".
>>711112405
>Literally no signs for Hillary in anyone's yard
Because not as many Hillary supporters are autists who feel the need to scream their political affiliation at the top of their lungs. Also many people unenthusiastically voted for her as the lesser of two evils to keep trump out of office.
>almost every state was Red
Many of those are states that have barely any population compared to the more densely-populated blue states.
Also the vote was really close in a lot of the red states.
>>711114025
America will have a president who thinks you can just hit up Bill Gates to shut down the internet.
ahahah, oh muricans
everything
>>711114073
End money. We she go down on eachother as currency and play Smash Bros melee matches if they're family aND you don't feel like eating and beating that puss or dick
So... no WWIII?
>>711112262
you mean like with the japanese american citizens during WW2?
yeah nothing terrible happened to those
>>711109861
Morew/souce
>>711110667
>>less heroin
Stop consuming drugs in the first place, then
>>711113906
The only thing Trump has 'done' right ; )
>>711113496
It is power to the individual. The power to get what you want by working. If you think power comes from government socialistic handhouts then boy i got news for you.
>>711111274
agreed
>>711112730
It isn't the college/educated people near cities that make them vote Democrat.
It's all the inner city suburb folks in poverty wanting handouts.
Pros:
We will have a golden age of comedy
The DNC will be forced to have a reality check
Cons:
Our enviorment is even more fucked. Say goodbye to National Parks and decent air quality.
Endless War (would have probably happened under Clinton, but i am confident Trump will step it up)
Bigger Racial divides
Incarceration will skyrocket. Police are about to get even more zealous
Trickle Down economics
>>711110391
>implying they wouldn't have to eat out hillary's bat nest
>>711112362
>He united our country
well...
>>711115160
US made iPhone 8+ starting at 1500$
>>711114552
That happened during war time though, we're currently not in a third world war. If one does start, then yes I would be fearful on behalf of those people.
>>711115260
try 10x that sum
>>711109861
Term limits so no more career politicians.
Someone who's actually going to change the immigration mess we have.
Not going to get overrun by Syrian refugees
Syrian conflict will end very quickly
iSIS is fucked.
BLM and PC culture will get put in line.
Healthcare reform
Non interventionist policies for 4 years
>>711115260
Leftist here, yet I call bullshit on this comment, the iPhone should of been $50 to begin with if it was made in China, $1500 for it to be made here is a stretch, prices would remain the same, all that would happen is a slight decrease in profit for the company.
>>711115581
>Not going to get overrun by Syrian refugees
i seriously doubt we ever were. That issue really was blown out of proportion.
I mean at most they would be like .001 % of the population
>iSIS is fucked.
Doubt that as well. Merica needs its terrorist boogeymen to wage endless war (and thus create more manufactured refugee crisisis)
ISIS is a great tool to justify endless expansion in the mid east. They were never actually a threat to the most developed and highly funded military in the world.
>BLM and PC culture will get put in line.
probably
>Term limits so no more career politicians.
I hope to god, but i am the most doubtful about this. I hope he does this
>>711114478
Not until we under go a second great depression
>>711110667
>>health care choices
Why do people keep talking about this when they are so clueless? You have the same choices you have now that you had in 2000, 1988, and 1970. The only difference is you will be fined $12 a month if you have NO health insurance - a rider on the healthcare bill that was attached by REPUBLICANS. It is to cover the costs suffered by hospitals when people without insurance walk out on $20,000 tabs. It's the same as being fined for not having car insurance. No one gives a fuck where you get it. Humana, Cigna, Obamacare, Medicaid, doesn't matter.
>>711110667
>our police will be respected
That wont happen until America stops leading the world in incarceration for victimless "crimes"
>>711109861
has a hot wife and daughter
if you're slovak you're probably set
>>711114073
We export more than we import, both in labor and goods. We are constantly dripping money out to other countries while not replenishing our own supply. And Trump is going to handle that shit.
As a democrat, i'm just glad the democrat candidate won.
>>711109861
Idk hopefully the government will stop pandering to lazy niggers
>>711115436
You are at war in the Middle East.
>>711112899
the thing is electing our new glorious leader will detach the liberal tumor from the brain of society. hopefully most of them just become so ridiculous that no one gives a shit what they have to say
>>711110278
oh my god, you are so wrong. Having Trump (a man not willing to protect the countries right next to russia) it gives Putin a good reason to invade the Baltic states. Which are btw NATO states.
>>711109861
Butt hurt sjw crybabies..... The only reason I would ever vote for a candidate
>>711114844
What handouts? Clinton signed workfare.
>>711117602
Watttt LOOOOOOOL everything we have is either made in China or imported from mexico. You are retarded as fuck you idiot lol
>>711115160
Incarceration is just a different type of welfare
>>711117923
We import things made in other countries but where do you think they buy the supplies from. He was correct. We do export more then we import
>>711109861
still need source on this pic
>>711118226
MOAR NOW!!!!
>>711117602
do you even understand what you said? if you export more, that's a good thing for domestic jobs, because it means the rest for the world is paying you money for home grown shit....so he's gonna fix it by breaking it? he's gonna send your profits and jobs elsewhere to other countries?
very quickly google later just to make sure I wasn't talking shit:
If a country exports a greater value than it imports, it is called a trade surplus, positive balance, or a "favourable balance", and conversely, if a country imports a greater value than it exports, it is called a trade deficit, negative balance, "unfavourable balance", or, informally, a "trade gap".
Also - fucking sauce on OP pic
An actual female first lady. Sick of that nasty tranny pretending to be a woman.
>>711110391
laughed hartily
>>711111347
That's her face
>>711117866
You just like Alt-right crybabies. Same thing as SJW in my eyes. Entitled people that will bitch about anything.
>>711118512
kek
blah fuck
>>711109861
Is rape legal now?
Will grabbing pussy be legal?
>>711117736
Yeah, but we're not at the point where everyone is fighting everyone and feel the need to demonize all the people tangentially related to the conflict.
The rhetoric is still "we need to make sure, that the people who want to hurt us, don't have a chance to" and not "every person of this demographic is part of this, let's strip away their rights". People aren't scared enough for rhetoric like that to fly yet. You need a genuine threat of war coming to your backyard before people will support rhetoric like that. Which means that either a civil war or a third world war is needed.
>>711113306
my favorite thing people were saying was something about not voting for wallstreet by voting for trump.
it's like are you fucking retarded? if trump weren't running for prez, he would be part of the "wallstreet" everyone was voting against.
>>711114844
>handouts
like being born into money?
>>711115628
>slight decrease in profit for the company.
>implying companies choose to take a dip in profits as opposed to screwing over their customers
LOL
>>711117421
You are so fucking wrong. The fee this year is 700 dollars for not having healthcare. Fuck off.
That is not 12 dollars a month.
>>711109861
memes
>>711109861
>>711111274
This.
Hot first daughter
The scandal that's going to happen when he cheats in his wife with a girl that's just as old as his daughter, or much younger. Probably some young starlet like Anna Sophia Robb or something.
Chinese war
Ahmadinjad becoming president of Iran again because of Trump
Texas turning Blue in 2020
Texit- Texas exits union
Calexit- California exit union
Scotland and Ireland independence, and they become the United Gaelic Kingdom
>>711112405
leave your barn once in a while to get a grip on how many 300 million people actually feel like.
protip: most people don't live near people like you
> using lawn signs to gauge popularity
fucking kek
>>711117602
Exporting more than importing is good. Importing more than exporting is bad.
>>711119240
Shit yea! -Merica
Assange less likely to be droned. or the "legal" equivalent
>>711119204
Thank the Republicans for that!
Tbh his policies may not be pc but he's rut the immigration problem in Britain is the same immigrants coming here for the free health care and benefits , Britsin needs a leader like him I know most of his policies won't be allowed but sometimes the brutal truth is right even though it may not be politically correct
>>711110364
Fucking this
>>711109861
Less mexicans
Less muslims
>>711109861
No war with russia
>>711109861
Finally the world's enormous stockpile of nukes will be gone.
>>711122286
nigga what the fuck are you talking about?
>>711111111
yee
>>711109861
Financial: going to repatriate all that cash that's currently parked overseas
Visual: best-looking FLOTUS ever. Those tits!
Comedic: all those poorly educated "we want change!" rust belt assholes are going get a big fucking dose of reality. no more cheap electronics (trade war with China). no more health insurance (ACA scrapped, "free market" is all you got, and nobody wants to insure 350 pound teenagers - you're on your own!). expanded fracking results in earthquakes across the heartland (but-but-but whar science?) Acid rain falls over the eastern coast again as coal burners fire up for the first time in a couple of decades. Trump TV takes over as the primary source of infotainment. Putin surrogate receives a cabinet position.
Security: thin-skinned Cheeto-faced shitgibbon with a penchant for tweeting will be a constant national security concern.
Me, personally: most excellent. my tax rate should go down. only concern is that the housing market could collapse before I get the chance to sell off and move.
>>711113906
she is hot. the best 1st lady ever!
>>711109861
Holy shit the amount of cucks in this thread.
Kill yourselves, slowly please. you're a disgrace to the old (real) /b/
>>711112706
Oh. Fuck. Yes.
Probably already taped... Trump/Fappening
>>711109861
who gives a fuck... wheres the sauce on this pic faggot
>>711117759
more people are like to listen to the libshit snowflakes because donald got in like
>omg
>2016
>how can america vote in such a racist
>muh racism
>muh priveledge
and people will just eat that shit up like nthey always have
>>711109861
Come on man! You can't go posting shit like that witout MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>711123014
as in a truce? or Trump gets pissed off cause some russian boy smirked at him and he launches all nukes to declares his dominance only to realize he just killed everyone on planet earth.
>>711109861