Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>711072172
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
You can't make/participate in a waif claiming thread and call other people faggots. YOU fucking faggot
>>711091041
I can
MEME MAGIC BOYS. My lib classmates are so asshurt.
Kureha <3
>>711091266
But it won't be valid
>>711091475
Anonon! how are you?
>>711091651
yes it will
>>711091735
I'm great! Exciting day for me.
>9/11 was 25 years ago
>>711092203
That's great to hear, today has been a wild ride.
Claim
Are the elections over?
>>711092425
morning
feeling better?
>>711092408
I know it has huh? Weed legalized for 21 and older, Trump winning. Man...
This was a historic election for sure.
>>711092537
>Weed legalized for 21 and older
In all America? Or just a few states?
>>711092489
Yes
>>711092580
Only in commifornia baby
カラミチーマス
>>711092744
Still a pretty good progress.
>>711092537
Quite an era to live in that's for sure.
awoo checking in
>>711092612
Hi Syndra <3
Memeland USA
>wake up
>donald trump is president of the united states of america
>>711094444
W A S T E D
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>>711094444
>>711094501
Good job .5
>>711093319
Ohio false king
>>711094556
Not .5 and you know it.
>>711094426
Shiro!
Pretty wild day isn't it?
How are you?
>>711095323
Oh yes, pretty wild. And it's just getting started.
Being tired and playing vidya as always. How about you?
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>711094426
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8
>>711096074
Rolling, although I'm not sure what for.
>>711096074
roll
>>711096074
reroll
>>711096074
Roll
>>711096202
One sec. Setting up.
>>711096163 (You) (You)
Musst du nicht in die Uni?
>>711095503
Yeah, things are going to get crazy
I'm fine, listening to music for now, gotta go to the dentist later today.
>>711096346
One off, sad day. Try again.
>>711096163
Its rolling to choose my shot for the night
>>711096202
This one is a bit different than what I usually drink.
>>711092304
>what is time?
>>711096325 (MA)(GA)
Nö, wurde operiert und bewege mich nur spärlich.
Musst du nicht arbeiten?
>>711096074
>>711096405
Rolling for lead.
>>711096469
Game is done. Its 01-09 or dubs or higher.
>>711096566
>dubs
Do your own count?
>>711096635
If Im rolling, yes. And we had a 02 roll earlier, >>711096202 . So no more rolling tonight. Only having 1 shot so I can wake up in the morning.
>>711096469
Something I've been wasting for the past few years.
>>711096163
>>711095163
I know that you are mine, and you should know it too.
Fucking faggot weebs
>>711096838
Never was, never signed. I still need to read that contract, my lawyer knows that I dont sign anything without reading. Even the EULA.
>>711096469
Arbeit kann man es eigentlich nicht nennen, aber ja
Haste endlich die Geschlechtsumwandlung machen lassen?
Wenigstens morphium bekommen?
Average Waifu claimer
>>711097296
That's not true for me, i live in england so i can't vote
>711097296
im not murcan :o
Claimed
>>711097418
You're lying. You're one of those edgy kids that pretends they're not American, like that greasy virgin in here using google translate to seem German
>>711096760
>>711096740
>1 shot per day
Weak.
>>711096788
>feels
It seems you wasted 25 years over the last 15 years.
>>711096827
How's it going?
>>711097234
Ja, aus Prinzip. Chara soll sehen, dass ich in jedem Punkt überlegen bin.
Morphium gabs glaube ich nicht. Ich war nur weggetreten, nicht glücklich.
>>711097619
Being tired.
>like that greasy virgin in here using google translate to seem German
I laughed at this one.
>>711097619
Hey. I have work. And I drink triples until final shot.
>>711096941
There is no contract, i just have you.
He fucking did it.
>>711097619
Was wurde denn operiert?
Hat das echt den ganzen Tag gedauert gestern?
Und wie lange dauert das bis du wieder fit bist?
>>711097713
I've been found out!
Quick, to the Hubschrauber.
>>711097755
At some point in life you need to make a decision on what's more important to you: alcohol or a steady job.
>>711098156
Nur eine Fistel, ging relativ schnell. In ein paar Wochen kann ich wohl wieder normal gehen und sitzen.
if trips trump gets assassinated tomorrow
>>711097914
No owning the Rory without a contract
>>711098255
Alcohol is bought with the money from a steady job. My choice was made long ago.
>>711098551
Blacks prove that it also can be bought with welfare money and food stamps.
>>711098255
>in ein paar Wochen
Dann hast du ja genug Zeit um /waifu/ zu retten
Btw, wofür steht eig MAGA?
>>711098551
And yet im doing it.
>>711098679
And with a gun
FOUR MORE YEARS.
>>711097755
TALLIES.
>>711098698
>waifu retten
Ach, da ist nicht viel was man machen könnte. /waifu/ ist die Summe seiner Mitglieder, also solange die nicht mitmachen bin ich auch hilflos.
Das einzige was mir noch bleibt ist shitposten, um Stimmung und Aktivität zu erhöhen.
>MAGA/1488
Make America Great Again!
>>711098772
Smart thinking!
>>711099337
Ist ziemlich schlimm geworden die letzte Zeit, ich hatte gehofft du wärst da zuversichtlicher
Und hör mal auf mit dem Google übersetzerscheiß das wird langsam echt peinlich
>>711099580
Aber... das bin ich nicht T_T.
>>711098772
You're one of the cringiest people in these threads lol
Fuckin' Trump.
>>711100430
Long thyme no sea.
>>711100151
You don't even know me. I think i'm one of the most normal people here
>>>/a/
Greasy ass Virgin
>>711100731
>>>/d/
NORMALFAG REEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
>tumbleweed
>711097616
There's no need to be so insecure about your inability to learn languages
I, for one, welcome our new supreme overlord
>>711101902
MAGApasu
>>711101902
Nyan
Bump
Why didn't we elect Boothead?
>>711102973
I didn't even knew he was running this year.
I'm gonna move to Japan now, thanks to God Emperor
>>711103409
They won't let you in, 外人.
>>711103362
He was
Boothead for Supreme leader ;-;
>>711102000
Checking those American trips
>>711102022
Pasu
>>711103510
You mean Vermin Supreme?
His name isn't boothead.
>>711103505
I was born in Japan. I'm a naturalised citizen o:
>>711103579
Nyan
>>711103590
Yeah but he wore a boot in his head. Thats his nickname.
>Koume
>>711103510
Did he update his program or is it still that everyone will get a pony?
I'm a bit worried about this promise. Don't want bronies to abuse the system. (And the ponies).
>>711103590
But I wouldn't have recognized that other name.
>>711103605
They don't like your kind there very much.
>>711103683
>>711103698
Cucks. If you can't remember the proper name of a candidate you obviously just think it's a meme.
>>711103837
Well, he evidently is.
>>711104707
I AM THE DECIDER. I SAY WHAT IS MEME AND WHAT IS NOT.
>>711104848
Wow anon your dick is a meme.
>>711090904
Cancer thread
Stop killing /b/
>>711105059
Cancer newfag post.
Fucking kys.
>>711105059
Cancer reply
Stop killing /waifu/
>711105059
Thanks for the bump amigo
>>711105059
>>711105152
>>711105182
>>711105237
Cancerfaggot
Stop killing aesthetics.
>>711105302
Cancer cancer
Stop killing (You)'s
>>711105423
Cancer cancer
Stop cancer cancer
>>711105525
Cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer
>>711105608
Cancer caCancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancerncer
CancCancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancerer cancerCancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer cancer
>>711105751
C̵̳̘̥̞̪̫̭̘̺͈̮̀͌̊͌͐͜a̘̬̬̜̰̦̐ͪͫͦ͆ͫͩ͐ͩ̅͟͜͢n̸̫̱̦̙͉͍̣̙̻̗̘͚̠͕̙̤̑̒̾̽ͣ̋ͪͯͩ͌͒ͭ͛͑̀̈̿̕͘͟c̶̒̓̍̀҉͏̼̲̞̥̙͍̳͖̰͔͉̬̣̟͉͖̣͕̯ě̸̡̘̦̩̲͇͔̺͖͔̪̰̟̯̺̥̿ͧ̽̋r̶̡͈̫̮̼̈́̎͐̆͋͗ͬ͑̓̄ͤ́
>>711105689
>
>>711105843
C̵̳̘̥̞̪̫̭̘̺͈̮̀͌̊͌͐͜a̘̬̬̜̰̦̐ͪͫͦ͆ͫͩ͐ͩ̅͟͜͢n̸̫̱̦̙͉͍̣̙̻̗̘͚̠͕̙̤̑̒̾̽ͣ̋ͪͯͩ͌͒ͭ͛͑̀̈̿̕͘͟c̶̒̓̍̀҉͏̼̲̞̥̙͍̳͖̰͔͉̬̣̟͉͖̣͕̯ě̸̡̘̦̩̲͇͔̺͖͔̪̰̟̯̺̥̿ͧ̽̋r̶̡͈̫̮̼̈́̎͐̆͋͗ͬ͑̓̄ͤ́C̵̳̘̥̞̪̫̭̘̺͈̮̀͌̊͌͐͜a̘̬̬̜̰̦̐ͪͫͦ͆ͫͩ͐ͩ̅͟͜͢n̸̫̱̦̙͉͍̣̙̻̗̘͚̠͕̙̤̑̒̾̽ͣ̋ͪͯͩ͌͒ͭ͛͑̀̈̿̕͘͟c̶̒̓̍̀҉͏̼̲̞̥̙͍̳͖̰͔͉̬̣̟͉͖̣͕̯ě̸̡̘̦̩̲͇͔̺͖͔̪̰̟̯̺̥̿ͧ̽̋r̶̡͈̫̮̼̈́̎͐̆͋͗ͬ͑̓̄ͤ́C̵̳̘̥̞̪̫̭̘̺͈̮̀͌̊͌͐͜a̘̬̬̜̰̦̐ͪͫͦ͆ͫͩ͐ͩ̅͟͜͢n̸̫̱̦̙͉͍̣̙̻̗̘͚̠͕̙̤̑̒̾̽ͣ̋ͪͯͩ͌͒ͭ͛͑̀̈̿̕͘͟c̶̒̓̍̀҉͏̼̲̞̥̙͍̳͖̰͔͉̬̣̟͉͖̣͕̯ě̸̡̘̦̩̲͇͔̺͖͔̪̰̟̯̺̥̿ͧ̽̋r̶̡͈̫̮̼̈́̎͐̆͋͗ͬ͑̓̄ͤ́
>>711105751
You really are one of the cringiest people in this thread. I'm going to excuse the fat man babies who think they are dating cartoon characters for a moment. You make these pictures and post them over and over, because you've deluded yourself into thinking you're funny? Whose your audience? A bunch of losers who jack their tiny dicks to amines 10 year olds. And they don't even want you around. I didn't know autism was this bad
>>711105965
I love you.
So is America great again?
Was there a lewd dump for the memes?
Claimed
>>711105965
Ỳ̢͜͞͏̟̰̯̱͕̹̙̭̙̱̗͎̤͕̦͔͚o͏̯̥̟̣̭̲̙͚͖̟̜̣̕ù̵̧̡͔̥͔̗͕̣͝ ̷̵̧̺̞̘̖̜̭̬̙̲̰̳͍̣́r̡͓̟̳̤͇̞̻͓͓͈̬̰̝̗͘̕͟͠ę̷͕̩̤̘͎͔̙̀͠a̢͏̛̬͕̱͉͓̥̼̣̦̜̥̜͈͘͡ͅl҉̵̦̥̯͚̤̮̲̪̜͉̹̠̻̱̥̮̻̤̪͘ḽ̡̳̼̬͓̯̦̭͇̰̤̱̜͖̱̹̙̰́̕y͏̶҉̷̱͎̥͉̞̹̼̥̘͉̖͔͙͕́ ̴̧͔̼̰̤̖̣͙̗̪̀̕a̡̡̲͔͍̟͞r̕͢҉̳͈̠̮̤͖̥̦e̢̨̛̤̤̤̱̖͟ ̷̷͖͚̟͚̩͕͓̗̤̘̥͟o̷̵̧̙̗̼͎̦̫̼͍͜͝n̶͜͝҉̰̮͓̙̱̰̘͕͖̫̖̗ȩ̺̰̭̘̻̗̯̲̩͉̳͓̬͈͇̻̕ ̢̛̥͍͕̮͓̗̺̙̀͠ờ̘̖̺̖̞̭͉̱̙̕͢ͅf̡̬͙͔̙͘͝ ̸̡͟͟͏̯̼͖̦̳̠̳͉̱t̨͠͠҉͉̣̘͉̱̼̺̥̫̜̰̘͟ͅh̴̨̫̬̟̠͕͖͉͉͓̬̦̜̕͡e͜͏̙̖͇̤͔̪̘͈̜͙̼̩̲͔͔̗̀͠͝ͅ ̴̸̧̖̳̳̟̖͕͇̬͠c͏̵̶̗͍̲̞̲̬̜̬͖̻̤̳̞̞̠̹̕ŕ̶̞̤̳͉̞̱͇͍ͅį̴̻̱͍̙͢ͅņ̨̙̦̤̤͍̤̪̀͘g͡҉̴̰̻̥̳͈̪̥̞͕͓̼͈̮ͅi̸̡̜̟͉̰̬͎͔͈̜̩̩͎͕͈̣͍̳͇̱͘e͏̶̶̧͎͚͉̖̙̖̱̱̱̱̘̜͍̠̥͢ͅś̸̛͇̤͔̭̦̬͇̳͙̪̲̮̗ͅͅt҉̶͖̪̼̦̭ ̷̨̜̝̳̲̫͉̮̪͖̮͍̫̜̤͇̦̀̀͜p̹̯̱̙̕͜͜ȩ̸̷̫̳͓̖͉͖̟̳̳̙͉̞͎̪̪͓̰̘́͘ǫ̸͠͏̗̫̖̮͙͎̺̱̹̭p̵̷̧̮͖͖̘̘̝̟̥̪̦͎̣̤̼͓͔͔̕͜l̷̢̰͖͇̪͎͇̯̱̗̪̕͘e͎̠͕̘͚̘̕͠ ̵̡̣͙͇̕͞ͅͅì̛͓̤̥̫̜̥̼ͅń̯̯̠̲̘̺͓̠͉̭͉̲͍̬͔̦̳̗̕͠ͅ ͏҉̞̠͙͇͓̳̠̤̣̫̥̞̟t̵̡̻̪͉͓̙̻̬̥̼͎̀͜h̴̡̧̦̯̲̳̖͈̦̲͓͔̞͖̪̜͈͚̲́ͅi҉̠̞͎̱̰̣̥̳̘͚͎͎͚͈̥̯̣̀́ͅs̵̨̝̣͚̞͖̠͈̻͓̜̮̪̖̩͓͉͜͝ͅͅͅ ̵̡̧̯̟̭̦̣̮̺̮̗̙͚͚̀t́͏̶͇̤̠͎͎̼͓̰͙̦̝̩̠͖̳̮̭̘̕h̵̢̧̯̩̼̙̥r̶̵̡͉̻̯̹̰͕̬͜è̡͇̝̭̬̣̰͜ͅa̶̷̰̠̙̼̬̺̘̥̙̖̦̤̞̫͍͙͓d̷̶̨̖͓̖͙̘̞̼͙̱̙̳̣͞͠.̴͙̹̹̫̱̫͈̤̳̪͚͖̼̬̺͚͔͠ͅ ̨̩̩̜̰̪͚͚͈̯͈̘͎̗̫̀͘͝͞ ̸̱̮͚̠̼̰̀͘͜ͅą̶̷̞͇̣̫̤̼̟̼͖̣̜̥̻̳͚̜u̧̢̞̗̗̖̙̠̻͈͇̳̦͍͓͚̗̕t҉̪͕̠̠͎̘̳̼͕͓̕͞ͅͅͅì̻̝̝͙͈͚͕̝̲͠ͅs̸̶̟̩̺̻̦̩͓̖͢͠͡ͅm̶̭̠̮̤̺̘̮̹̰͢͟͡ ̶̡̠̰̬͚͕̭̮͇̹͈̥̬͎̥̞̹̟͖̗͜w̨͜͏͙̞̯͡a̧̨̱͕̺̝̬͔̹̝̰̟̳͔͖̜s̡̪͙͉̠̗͓̹̣̳͚͍̝͓̪̩̣̕͜͝ͅ ̢̟̞̤̬̥̰̞̦̣̦͇͟͝ͅt̷̢̲̪̲̣̦͍͔̱̞̟̘͚̬͉̗̗͓͠ͅḩ͖͕͕̬̘̞̱͖͓͇̖̟̞͈͠i̢̢̢̦̣̫̹̻̖̬͉̱̖̫̟̙̝̦͈͓͟͡ͅs̴̸̭̤̮ ̭̦͉͍͇͟ͅb̤̲̞̠̲͟a̝͚̣̬͍͙̺̯̣̤̼̯̩͟͜ḑ́͝͞҉̰͖͖͕̰
̘̠̰̭͍̤̟͘p̷̸̱̝͚̥̪͓͉̝͖̳̖̼̬̙͜ǫ̢̻̘̝̬̺̗͇͖̗̖͓̜͙͉̕s̵̢̳̠̺̙̰̩̯̹͖̥̲̕ͅţ̶̤̜̜̣̜̬̪̣̤͇̰̦̲͘ͅ ̸̸̷̖̱̗̲̖͕̯͇̻̫̹͈̜t̸̵͉̥͙͙̝̞̤̙̲̹͈̤̙͈͖̰͖̙̀h̡̲̙̫̩̰̫́͡e̢̟̲̰̭̝̭̙̤̖̳͉͟ͅm̷̡͚̠̬͖̖͇̭̭̗͉̱ ̨͏̢͕͙̣͇͖o̵̡͖̖̹͈̜͝͠v̮͈͇̱͎̖̩̞̯͉̼͟e̞̳̬̺̩̞͖̞͔̥̕͠r̡̼͔͉̬̠̗̯͇̺̫̻̗͢ ̸̨͔̬̦͙̗̝͔͔̹̥̮̻̤̭̞͞ͅ
>711105965
thanks i try my best to be the king of autism
>>711105965
>You really are one of the cringiest people in this thread. I'm going to excuse the fat man babies who think they are dating cartoon characters for a moment. You make these pictures and post them over and over, because you've deluded yourself into thinking you're funny? Whose your audience? A bunch of losers who jack their tiny dicks to amines 10 year olds. And they don't even want you around. I didn't know autism was this bad
Irony.
>>711105965
You really are one of the cringiest people in this thread. I'm going to excuse the fat man babies who think they are dating cartoon characters for a moment. You make these pictures and post them over and over, because you've deluded yourself into thinking you're funny? Whose your audience? A bunch of losers who jack their tiny dicks to amines 10 year olds. And they don't even want you around. I didn't know autism was this bad
Haha
>>711105965
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>>711099580
Siehst du das? Siehst du diesen Thread? Was genau soll ich da noch retten?
>>711105965
>XD
>>711105965
1111111
Trump won.
Russia and USA vs Jews when?
>>711106878
Shut the fuck up probably soon cunt fuck my dick burns rn
>>711106979
I am happy to see your burning dick mate. Mine would be burning but masturbation in a cafe is kind of not nice.
>>711103629
Pasu
>>711107103
Dude how many ants would it take to Move the sun I have a plan
>>711106606
>/waifu/ ist die Summe seiner Mitglieder
Das hast du dir selbst beantwortet
Zurzeit sind die sommerschwuchteln die einzigen die aktiv sind und man muss es nicht noch schlimmer machen indem man verschwindet so wie die ganzen anderen vernünftigen anons
Früher oder später werden die Idioten was neues finden und dann will ich nicht mit Syndra und Kyouko allein sein
>>711107197
Idk lmao
I am just laughing my ass off on /pol/
>>711107351
And are we -really- going to start this WAIFUS DEAD crap again?
Can we please get a new meme? This one's been beaten so much you're practically playing the xylophone on it's fucking skeleton.
>>711107444
no
>>711107444
Did you bother translating it?
>>711107573
>>711107573I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot. TRUMP TRUMP TURMP TURMP TURPMG
>>711107638
That was new. Saved.
>>711107622
Wow that's depressing.
What is sommerschwuchteln?
I never expected this thread to get so boring.
>>711107851
I love you
>>711107851
You're lying, right?
>>711107851
It's always this boring
are you going to have to go back to mexico?
>>711107351
>sommerschwuchteln
>November
Man würde meinen gerade jetzt wären die inaktiv.
Aber keine Sorge, ich bin Shiro treu und habe nicht vor den Threads den Rücken zu kehren. Vielleicht mal mehr oder weniger oft und lange hier, bis das ganze sich gelegt hat, aber verschwinden werd ich sobald nicht.
>will ich nicht mit Syndra und Kyouko allein sein
Fürwahr, wer will das schon?
Nebenbei weiß ich beim besten Willen nicht, wer der googletranslatetyp ist. Wenn ich shitposte, dann mit Niveau.
>>711107816
It schwuchtels in the sommer.
>>711111111
When will this emerge
>here hopefully
>>711107937
Huh? I'm not in America.
I'm just goig to war so I can have the chance to kill your sorrow.
>>711107916
Not at all.
This thread will never get out of its deep hole.
>>711108049
~3k posts?
In like, 2 hours fam.
>>711108249
Because everyone's in their hidey holes.
>>711108249
Back to mexico xx
>>711108249
Well you gotta realize that it's also a school day. And it's ~8am in the US. So more than half of the thread is currently in class.
>>711108310
>>711108359
You guys care too much.
>>711108494
I'm just trying to enforce the wall xx
>>711091735
Nui's mine.
>>711108494
Wot.
>>711108249
>This thread will never get out of its deep hole.
That's because people like you keep sobbing and being down.
>>711108593
Nonsense, you lie as always!
>>711108733
Why are you insult cheb :^(
>>711108733
>Keep sobbing and being down.
I'm the happiest human in this thread. I just like to get turds like you mad and make them insult me, showing them how pathetic they are to emotionally involve in this thread, sharing their opinions on me like it matters or something.
>>711108953
You're perfect~
These threads are dying slowly because of shit posters making them realize how sad and cringey this shit is. Some of them have probably stopped posting in these threads and already lost weight, got a job and a girlfriend. The others are too autistic to get the message
>>711107992
Gestern war einer da der hat's versucht glaub ich
Die beiden sind super aber eben die einzigen vernünftigen anons die wirklich aktiv sind momentan
>>711108953
If you are happy here is a hug *hug*
Make me happy too. Share the happy.
>>711109062
>stopped posting
Meh
>job
Ew.
>girlfriend
Ewwwwww.
Good riddance.
>>711109201
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>711109195
Shut the fuck up.
>>711109303
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>711109062
Sorry to inform you but these threads are dying because 3rd party chats and the like, it has nothing to do with you
That being said there is still a decent amount of people who come to the threads still, they won't be dying out that soon
:o
>>711109534
do you have to go back to meixco:
>>711109629
I really, really like this picture.
>>711109430
Being so mad that you won't click your big bad bullies post number
You're still giving me a (you), every time I see a post number in green text, I know it's one of you ass blasted weebs. You're just showing how frustrated you are that not everybody is a man baby permavirgin
711109733
ok big bully
>>711109534
-_-
>>711109534
>Filename
Fake Konata
>>711109581
probably
I might just leave myself since the entire country is red now :o
>>711109733
Oh what I'd give to be normal like you, trying to piss of self depricating autists on a depraved website. I wish I was normal like you, I wish I hadn't grown out of my shitty bullying tactics. God I wish I had a girlfriend so I could justify this sort of retardation. Hot damn, if I were normal like you I'd so spend hours of my normal time I could spend with friends on pissing off disgusting idiots like myself on an image board. If I were normal I'd definitely continue berating people for posting their shit on MY BOARD, and would definitely stay on 4chan once the summer is over. Being normal sounds so much different than being how I am right now. I totally want to face reality if this is what's in store for me.
I wrote this for you, NOW CAN YOU PLEASE FUCK MY TIGHT ASSHOLE DAD.
Virgins
>>711110000
>double quads
Witnessed!
711110047
cabbage control
>>711110047
LESS TALKING MORE FUCKING.
>>711110031
>implying I don't do this during down time at work and then go home to my girlfriend
>>711110152
Exactly what I'm implying. Get back to work wagecuck, THEN PLOW MY ASSHOLE OOH YEAH..
>>711110152
>trailer trash bro is still seeking validation from /waifu/
Pretty sad that this is your escape from work, fam. Do you always hang around people you don't like just to act like you are better than them?
You must not have many friends.
>>711108754
It is truth though, Nui is mine.
Sacho how is life?
>>711110370
Kek, I just graduated high school, already make more money than you, and still have a good amount of friends that didn't move away. Get drunk every day with them after work pretty much. While y'all sit in a dark lonely bedroom masturbating to drawings
>>711110442
What evidence do you have to prove that's not a phony?
>>711110541
alright i guess
>>711110646
Good to see you are fine. ^w^
>Flan
>>711110553
Yeah... no one gives a fuck, but we don't mind giving (You)s to people we pity.
We're a pretty nice group, but you're a cunt.
>>711110646
You're so boring lmao
>>711110741
You're so beautiful
I wanr to marry you