Barron Trump is now the most powerful shota in the world. Let's have a shota thread to commemorate this.
>>711088740
trump win ez
4chan is fucked
i truly love not being american
>>711089439
yep can't even post
whhhaaatttttt
>>711089072
Sauce? Or moar
Lord Trump will fuck you wife and your children at his discretion. If they're pretty enough...
May I ask why you like dicks over pussies
but it was her turn
C-Can we post again?
>>711091371
i know i normally give you shit for caring about american politics but i'll give you a pass for tonight.
>>711091432
hopefully not
>>711091467
BUT IT WAS HER TURN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>711091526
man i'm honestly so glad trump won tbh
>>711091572
was more interested in election than exam
>>711088740
I couldn'y agree anymore, I haven't seen barron in a very long time so I was under the assumption he was still child-ish looking.
But no...Absolute Shota.
ITS NOT FAIR
>>711091621
was watching the acceptance speech while eating dinner. great stuff.
>>711091664
yeah he's pretty cute. but keep it 2d, anon.
>>711091621
same; had an exam earlier today, came home, slept, woke up to this present.
u really think it's a coincidence that minnesota was taking so long to decide? you know, where seifag lives?
>>711091740
I watched it go from 80% hillary to 95% trump at 3:30 then came out to my friend daying a streamer was losing it
when I got home at 7 he was doing his speech
>>711091843
is this a character from an anime or some shit? looks cute.
>>711091865
i was looking at the map occasionally. only started getting hyped when trump was winning.
>>711091946
trump has 4:1 odds yesterday
top kek
>>711091883
near from death note
>>711091843
>>711091883
kinda looks like Near from Death Note to me
>>711092010
i called trump winning when he first said he was going to run. maybe i should have actually put money on it.
>>711092029
didn't near have whiter hair? or am i misremembering?
>>711092030
what a guess
>>711092076
nah man he has a less than 1% chance to win, didnt you hear
>>711092076
just the artist style I guess
>>711092122
trump is the reagan of our generation. i knew he would win.
>>711092137
can changing a character's hair colour really be chalked up to their style?
4chan is STILL dying. fantastic.
>>711092232
I know literally 0 about murican politics or history except for that he was pres guy
NA SERVERS
>>711092641
reagan was the president that was an actor before he became a politician. much in the same way trump was also an actor.
>playing games with americans
i literally can't think of anything worse. americans have such a grating fucking voice.
>>711092718
im talkinga bout na 4chan servers
brb
>>711092755
>4chan servers
you mean the single commodore 64 in moot's basement?
>>711092029
>>711091843
those are some cute boxers, someone should yank em down :3
>>711093121
that's lewd, anon. shota are not for lewd, only cute.
>>711092866
>711092866
ur mum
>>711093146
shotas are for embarassing
>>711093250
faggotry with the INCREDIBLE insults yet again.
shouldn't you be doing ur blog posts
>>711093254
true.
Do you guys think Barron has a dark secret?
>>711093295
ideally infront of a camera and a crowd :3
>>711093388
no, probably not. also cute image.
>>711093391
wrong
>>711093434
even better if theyve got something to be embarassed about down there :3
>>711093574
well i'll hand that to you, small dicks are cute.
>>711093605
the smaller the better :3
>>711093846
not really.
>>711093890
but the smaller it is the more humiliating it is to have it be seen :3
>>711093994
too small is just kind of weird
>>711094037
>not wanting a cute guy with a finger sized cock to tease
>>711094232
finger-sized is relative you dipshit
>>711094284
well that way everyone gets the right size for them
also i have small hands :3
>>711094450
>also i have small hands :3
just as i suspected, fucking manlets.
>>711094486
im average height, but i just have small hands
forgot image
>>711094580
>average height
yeah, so you're a manlet. unless you're a cute feminine boy that isn't okay.
>>711094646
5'7", and the bf certainly doesnt seem to mind my height
so i asked someone out while browinsg this thread
with them next to me
now i am dating an irl shota
but im one too
so its ok
>>711094756
sorry to tell you anon but 5'9" is the average for men in most of the world. unless you're asian you're below average height.
also that sounding is hot as fuck
>>711094781
you're a shota? what?
>>711094781
how old are you two?
>>711094826
ok well
im 18
so im KIND OF a shota
i mean
im a girly boy
who likes to put on makup and dress in girls clothes
but im a shota
cuz ya
shota
just a 3d one unfortunately
>>711094854
18/17
im 18 tho so its O K
>>711094826
>sorry to tell you anon but 5'9" is the average for men in most of the world.
kek, im gonna want your source on that
you sound like the kind of fag that likes to make cuck threads
yeah, sounding is pretty hot
>>711094948
hardly shota territory, but still cute
>>711094948
Ignore him anon, he gets salty because he looks like a 6 foot tall potato.
>>711095047
im told i look like a shota
and
well she def looks like a shota
SO ITS O K
>>711094957
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
http://halls.md/average-height-men-height-weight/
more sounding / bdsm shit too, please.
>>711094948
yeah 18/17 isn't really shota.
>>711095131
ya really fucked up that quote didn't you
>>711095137
you type funny. why?
>>711095131
pls
>>711095137
pics
>>711095153
hmm, in my experience im about the same height as most folk, tho the bf is taller than me by a couple of inches
>>711095421
well it depends where you live. asian countries ofc have a shorter average height. i'm only "slightly tall" but there are tons of asians around here so i'm pretty tall compared to them.
>>711095512
bongland is where i hail from fam, but i dont think im 3" shorter than the average guy
>>711095608
i mean 3" isn't that big of a difference. probably just can't tell.
>>711095723
id think id notice being 3" shorter than average fam
>>711095847
go get a fucking tape measure and verify how tall you are, idiot.
>>711095879
in a moment
>>711095985
speed it up
also are you the guy from the west midlands i was talking to?
>>711096291
>>711096309
len is CUTE!
>>711096046
i hail from the east of england
>>711096534
i don't know shit about english geography kek
>>711091817
Not our fault, Wisconsin going hard Trump early threw us off, had to regroup.
Can finally post again it seems, cut off right after you asked directly.
And thank you.
>>711096616
thank you for... ?
anyway, how's minnesota? have the riots started yet? and the canadians trying to fend off the onslaught?
posting rare seis :^)
>>711096707
For relaxing on the other name, others know that one too, I like I said, feels bad if it's said and picked up on, but not around to be teased or chat.
No, it's still dark out here, even during oncoming civil war we have enough manners to flip the fuck out only once business hours have begun.
and now back to our scheduled programming
>>711097102
>even during oncoming civil war we have enough manners
sounds like the canadians have already got to you. the real american way would be rioting at any time of the day.
>>711097012
>>711096959
>>711096940
>>711096888
>>711096862
Gfdit.
Why are you so much better at this than me??
Not.
Fair.
>>711095398
because i am a BOY
but a girl boy
>>711095153
it is if we look like shotas
and pretend we are
: )
>>711095421
well we gonna watch kitchen nightmares
l8r
>>711097353
lots of browsing "related images" on pixiv and sifting through the fucking straight sei's mum trash.
>>711097395
that's cute as FUCK, anon. go enjoy watching kitchen nightmares with your boyfriend or whatever.
trump is gonna put all you fucker pedos in jail
GOD BLESS AMeRICA
>>711097225
Nah, true Americans are busy spending 2 1/2hrs fapping rn.
>>711097485
2 1/2 hours is the recommended demos fap length. any more or less and you're not a true floridian.
>>711088740
>Barron Trump
Rule34 of Barron Trump plox
>>711096612
huh, apparently im 5' 9.5", give or take because my tape measure wasnt long enough to measure in one go
>>711097395
you two are quite cute
post lewds when you get back :3
>>711097446
Yeah, have been lazy on that site, need to find my tags lost again.
And as much as I'm confused as to why Sei is always shown in lewd stuff as being really into nipple stuff, I really really don't get the unlimited steam of his mom with hyper-cowtits.
Ugh.
>>711097689
which is probably why you don't notice people being taller than you kek
>>711097723
because sei is a nipple-slut of course. you can tell by the way he is.
>>711097395
D'awww, cute af, snuggle warmly and enjoy angry Scottish chef.
>>711097909
wow you're one of the few people that actually knows he's scottish. so many people call him english, it's shocking.
>>711097829
i guess so
how tall are you then, mr real men should be 6ft tall or more?
>>711097970
i'm bang on 6' tall. i was just meming you, i like smaller boys. though there is a limit where short just becomes manlet.
>>711098035
and how big is your penis?
>>711097829
I'm not sure if I want to ask further why or how it is you can read into such a thing, but if best shota is into nipple play, it must be good.
>>711097958
Really? He even mentions it from time to time plainly. Weird.
>>711098102
like 6" to 6.5" depending on the day.
most of my measurement start with 6, give or take.
>>711098163
if you look into sei's eyes when watching the anime you can learn things that man shouldn't know. one of those things is that sei is a nipple slut. also he has cute nipples in most of the art so it makes sense.
oh and people are stupid and think British = English.
>>711098235
oh well, i guess not everyone is gifted with a cute, toy size penis
>>711098336
how big's yours?
oh and also ask seifag for confirmation that i have a nice dick :^)
>>711098380
sadly about 6", depending on the day
>>711098421
post it
>>711098449
6" is still bigger than average kek
and no. i'm only a camwhore for seifag. so ask him for confirmation.
seifag pls share his dick pics
>>711098519
true
gay
>>711098336
Not him, but rude!
Don't need to rub it in
There aren't any sane options to reduce size afaik.
>Tfw over 6 ft height and 7 in dink.
;_;
>>711098421
>>711098449
Yes, fine, will vouch, he has an infuriatingly nice bepis
>>711098714
wtf since when was seifag manlier than me
i'm in the wrong timeline. i have to go back.
>>711088740
gay pedos, trump is coming for you fuckers
>>711098714
i want a remote control device to shrink penises, both my own and others :3
>>711098814
i sure do love not living in america
>>711098793
We've been over this before tho.
And those strict measurements hardly account for value of manliness, just harder to be cuddled.
Besides, doesn't much matter if not usually a top.
Wish I had a shota bf.
>>711099113
yeah true, it only really matters if you actually work out. also when are you moving to australia because of trump's presidency? we can totally cuddle.
>>711099174
WE ALL WISH THAT, ANON!
also i don't think we've ever actually discussed that before.
>>711098848
A cute fantasy, I can deal with height troubles, I'm flexible, but idk, a proper, cuter dink would be very nice.
>>711099381
>i'm flexible
wanna fucking bet? i guarantee i'm more flexible. can you even suck your own dick? yeah, didn't think so, faggot.
have to do blogposts tomorrow
wewlad
>>711099772
ya dun memed yourself, faggotry. i warned you.
>>711099197
Only aerobic stuff, not weights for gains or anything
Oh...
But.. what will faggotry say?!
And yes, but that was way way early on, before you started on about your preferences for cute, small and soft.
>>711099467
Have, it's not all that exciting tbh
Oh, speak of the devil..
>>711096534
sauce?
>>711099856
i told you to do that shit earlier
>>711099860
>not for gains
wow, i'm disappointed in you seifag. more than i usually am, i mean.
also i don't see what my preference for cute, small and soft has to do with anything i said.
so move to australia. faggotry and i will give you the tour.
also faggotry
>>711100039
I was studying for an exam lol
Also, great, now I'm going to have an image of you autofellating yourself stuck in my head for hours
Thanks.
>>711100078
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BLOG POSTS DOG
I WARNED YOU
but how many do you have to do?
>>711100110
i mean, i can get like half of it in my mouth. it's barely autofellatio. does feel nice tho.
>>711100125
11 I think. I estimate like 4 hours of work or less
>>711100180
yea if you're a casual maybe. how fast do you type?
>>711100222
its about content rather than words
and idk like 90?
>>711100266
>like 90
lmao fuckin casual. i average 110 and my record was 150. fuck the content, just type whatever comes to your head and don't stop. that's the secret to writing.
>>711094646
5'4 cute feminine boy life is good
>>711100325
Yeah Im not fairly accurate with typing and my reaction speed is meh aswell
I need to respond to inclass exercises so 8 of the 11 are that and the others are simple
>>711100412
eh idk, even if you're feminine as fuck 5'4" is pretty short. that's shorter than my sister and she's a fucking manlet.
>>711100432
again, fuck the content, just make sure it's fairly long and make it look fancy. who's gonna even check the content?
>>711099381
>shrink cute boys dick at the pool
>arrange for him to be pantsed
>prepare camera
>????
>>711100039
My genes have it that if I did I would be too thick, dad was a linebacker , for example, Im already too tall, don't need buff bulk on top of that
And it was about whether or not stats had been spoken of before.
>>711100125
Don't SBaHJ the poor boy, he has it hard as is.
>>711100164
Not helping!
>>711100498
i most likely need it to pass the class because my tutor is a chink cunt who fucked me over
>>711100498
it's definitely short but I am just fine with it c:
>>711100515
>be too thick
no suck thing ;)
also linebacker is an nfl thing right
and i mean i can go into more detail about sucking my own dick if you REALLY want. and it does seem to me like you want more details.
>>711100588
the working-class man fucked over by the chinks once more.
how poetic.
>>711100640
post pics faggot.
>>711100666
no such thing*
but also no suck thing.
>>711100666
nice trips hillary
>>711100498
>That's shorter than my sister and she's a fucking manlet
You're kinda weird, you know that?
>>711100588
nice dubs
>>711100666
nice trips and no soru :c
>>711100666
Satan demands it
>>711100666
>post pics faggot.
>>711100666
>>711100666
>>711100666
>>711100666
>>711100702
shillary*
>>711100708
what? how is that weird? my sister's a fucking manlet. am i not meant to say that?
>>711100745
this.
>>711100717
going to play vidya games with me yet?
SHOTATO
>>711100782
and ofc i forgot an image.
>>711100797
shotato.
>>711100793
faggotry stop hitting on the cuteboys
>>711100793
I can play vidyaa
what games do people play
>>711100964
currently? idk probably the new titanfall. is that out yet?
>>711089985
he certainly was a cutie
felt bad for him having to be up at that hour
wanted to tuck him in and say goodnight
>>711101003
bahahahah shitfall 2
>>711101060
looks better than the first one, which i thought looked good. never played it tho kek
>tfw nobody draws shota small peen humiliation stuff
>>711092010
i cant believe i didnt bet on him
kicking myself right now
i hoped he was going to win but damn
>>711100666
Yeah it is, the stupidly large ones near the back.
And if I say yes you're just going to meme me, aren't you?
>>711100782
Just remarking on how interestingly your brain functions, call her what you will
>>711101099
get overwatch or poe
>>711088740
>>711100859
no, try again
FFS just play something with him already.
It's becoming cruel.
>>711101099
sbud
>>711101155
dubs I have overwatchh it's pretty funn
>>711101136
yea i know some rugby players and they're fucking huge.
and yes, i will just meme you. so please do say yes.
and my sister knows very well that she's a manlet.
>>711101155
i don't play anime games
>>711101165
shotato.
>>711101254
pc and rank?
>>711101295
end ur lyf like in an anime
>>711101304
pc I haven't played comp but i'm level 66 lol.
This just in, you can be cute in the new pokemon games
>>711101102
What? There's plenty, it's just not very well done for the most part.
Like goo-boys
>>711101342
im like 3.3k atm but I havent played in months and Im garbage
>>711101332
not a bad idea
>>711101363
C U T E
U
T
E
also cap
>>711101363
Have seen even cuter caps from the .via leak
The porn is going to be glorious
>>711098814
is he bringing his son?
>>711101388
who do you play? I play alot of support
>>711101467
Zarya main in ranked but soldier, mei reaper pretty mucj
>>711101500
oh cool I'm not good at zarya at all
>>711101413
Yes. Well done.
>>711101531
thanks, you too.
new thread?
>>711101365
link me up fam
new thread
>>711101682
>>711101682
>>711101599
Going to head out for bfast. All my son and goo-boys are on another machine, I'll have some next time, since you've been behaving and your taste might actually be improving finally~
>>711101854
Sph*
Gdit.
>>711101854
n-no link or single file to reverse search?
>>711102009
No, they're all on amotherachone, as said.
I won't forget to, dw.
