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It could be a 269-269 tie
>>711067227
Hello again
>>711067227
This is my favorite cute pic, so I'll start every thread I post in with it.
/b/ is for benis
he won georgia
and is winning michigan
drain the swamp
If the stock market crashes, I can move to america sooner
>When your state gives Trump a boost no one expected
Okay, so are we going back to the 1970s as far as hatred for gay people again?
Is gay marriage going to be de facto banned again?
o nice rand paul won
He is going to deport all of you and I'm going to laugh.
>>711067603
trump can't really overturn federal law as set by the supreme court
Old T.S. Eliot had it wrong the whole time- THIS is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but a BANG!
>>711067658
I voted for trump no deportations for me
>>711067658
Aren't chinks deportable anon-chan?
There goes that surefooted chance for WWIII
>>711067740
Sure he can. The Supreme Court doesn't have any tanks or anything to give it the ability to back what it says. He can straight up refuse to enforce the law, and it's not like anyone could force him to do otherwise.
>>711067763
Katia get me a house
holy shit she's going to be so angry hahaha
>>711067882
yes all weebs gay furries and spics and niggers and faggots will be deported
the temperature's rising it's getting hooooooooot
>>711067993
I should make a house for thread people
>>711068005
>>711068019
Well it's a good thing I'm a straight white middle-class male then
>>711068019
Anime=chinks BTFO
>>711068155
I claim the basement.
>>711067963
i do not think you are correct.
>>711068169
i'm imagining her lips are so tightly pursed that her entire face looks like a wrinkly asshole
Why can't we just cut the country up into two modern republics with civil rights on the coasts and a theocracy where gay people get burned at the stake or whatever the fuck the idiots want in the middle?
hmm...
I hope the wall is real at least. If I cant have my war I want to see the niggers gone.
>>711068399
I can agree with this but on the condition that you have to cross country on foot. No cars, planes or trains. You need to make it across the Republican lands if you need to get to the other coast.
>>711068399
do you think this is like 2005 or something
just win michigan so i can sleep
>>711068280
kaen also likes oregon and you could probably convince avery
Advanced memetics at work here, folks.
>>711068684
Have you see the Republicans? They've evolved backward the past few years to a dramatic degree. Someone like G.W. Bush is now a 'liberal RINO' etc. Merely thinking that companies shouldn't fire people just for being gay makes you a SJW.
trump will castrate all faggots
>>711069132
what's the point
>>711069132
this is hot
>>711069054
How is Oregon for internet and housing and shit, actually?
I do intend on moving to the US sooner or later. But I ain't going nowhere without hella good net.
>>711068284
In theory it's right. Look at Federalist 78. The judicial branch is the weakest by design.
>dow futures already plummeting
wow
so economy
so business
I'm going to lose so much money tomorrow
>>711069320
>>711069334
west coast and you're fine
>>711069320
no removing balls, stick to chastity dom
>>711069334
internet is -alright-, we have 2 main service providers.
one DSL one broadband, and bunch of local providers that use their lines and rates.
housing is ok in oregon as long as you're not in portland.
portlands homeless is near highest in country, jobs low and police pay low.
you can imagine.
>>711069521
Will have to find some place with cheap housing and low crime.
>>711069587
Ew gross
>>711069468
But why even look back at that? It's not like legality and the Constitution matters. When you've got a candidate on the record for floating new domestic interment camps and deporting people even from the place in which they're born at, plus promising widespread increased free speech censorship, the bets are off.
Meme Magic
>244
>>711069204
idk projecting my own insecurities I guess
what is his stance on lgbt issues anyway I haven't really looked
HE FLIPPED PENNSYLVANIA
PENN IS RED
PENN IS RED
>>711069681
>>711069473
luckily i already don't have any money
>>711069681
avoid southern california
>>711069587
emasculation is hot to every degree
I'M READY
>>711069855
Oregon will never be red :c
>>711069875
no no not the balls
bad, no stop don't do that
>>711069855
RED ROCKET
RED ROCKET
I doubt he'll hold Pennsylvania.
>>711069872
Mornin starshine
Howsitgoan?
>>711069875
I will be avoiding anything near cities.
>>711069966
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential
look at the counties
apart from lane where it was a slight clinton, the only thing in the state voted blue was portland.
ooh an Edwin
hi Edwin
>>711070029
this
>>711069984
i don't need them. i barely even want them.
>>711070029
probably but
that last minute flip jesus
>>711070080
I've always said it, Portland and Eugene ruin the state for everyone else.
Where are we celebrating?
>>711070069
Pretty good, made my mother very cross with me by dancing my way into the living room with my trump hat on.
Decent night.
You?
Trump and Hillary are two sides of the same ideological coin. They are both the same. The same thing will happen if either of them wins, that is to say, the status quo will be maintained.
>>711070137
I am saddened by the unappreciated balls
they're so pretty
>>711069792
me-mes are very good.
>>711070080
>What is population density?
Even the most blue states have tons of red counties, but the population density in rural counties is minuscule
Give me your balls.
I will keep them as a trophy.
>>711067485
Rare but it might happen
Naw, it won't
>>711070225
Fucking chinks, go back to ching chong land you banana skinned cunts
>Everyone apparently hates balls.
You all stop that. Male anatomy is wonderful, all of it.
>>711070286
Try not to gloat if he wins.
I'm doing alright. Did physio yesterday. They electrocuted me and I did stretches. Back to work tonight so we'll see how everything goes.
>>711070470
yeah but for all intents and purposes most of the state is red, one city is relatively blue, one very.
Here's the play. I'm gonna start jerking it to gay furry porn when Trump wins the next state, then finish just as he hits 270.
i'm going to college wearing my MAGA hat tomorrow
>>711070611
I see 5 deep blue counties and 3 light blue counties
>>711070610
I do like being electrocuted. I will not gloat I am maintaining the image of not being a trump supporter, just someone who is enjoying the ridiculousness of it.
I think my family would disown me if they thought I was pro trump.
Are you still doing the casino thing?
>>711070810
>I do like being electrocuted
oh baby
>I will not gloat I am maintaining the image of not being a trump supporter, just someone who is enjoying the ridiculousness of it.
Oh, okay.
>Are you still doing the casino thing?
Yeah. Finding another job with no qualifications that pays as well as this one is pretty difficult.
>>711067490
thats fucking hot. posting one of my favorites :D
>>711069504
w-what the fuck...
Here comes the asspain.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
waiting for the ink to dry...
>>711070764
You're doing God's work
>>711069468
ooh look its slyus art
>>711071363
it will be great because I'm not even American
>>711071088
Did your sickness and injury delay your accounting school stuff?
>>711068445
this ones sweet
>>711071565
It did this semester, I was so whacked out on pain pills I didn't notice they hadn't replied to me.
I've applied for next semester so we'll see how that turns out.
I don't know whether to hold out or just go to bed
>>711071879
I'm gonna be up all night, this shit's too insane
>>711071879
i can't sleep until it's over
>>711071321
more like this
>>711071879
Just go to bed.
>>711072124
more like top 10 for Pennsylvania and new hampshire
hamp is literally 15 votes ahead for trump
WHO'S READY FOR FALLOUT IRL HA HA HA HA HA HA
glad I recently bought a scary assault weapon, everyone's gonna be chimping out in the streets for the next few months
>>711072277
Both PA and FL were pretty intense.
ahahahhahaa
let the shitposting commence
PFFFFAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGAHHDAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>711072497
I should probably practice with my shotgun
Feeling good
One of my parents is convinced he will get mad and nuke someone because he is a bully.
I am not sure what to do.
>>711072497
save me
>>711072714
get out of mommas basement
>>711072620
woof
This is a good night
>>711072306
Jeff, I'm sad.
im gay
Get ready for /pol/ IRL
>>711072857
>>711072666
for tonight, you guys are alright.
RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS
>>711072802
we're all going to die tbh
>>711072941
helicopter rides for all leftists, right wing death squad walking down the streets
>>711072872
do you need a hug?
>>711072857
i though you died
>>711072855
wememmme
>>711072851
Basements are great you shut your whore mouth
>>711072497
You really think there will be riots?
>>711072977
hey this has been one hell of a victory I gotta hand him that
>>711072851
shush you
My mother has a very nice basement and I am very happy in it.
I honestly thought people weren't going to give into conspiracy theories but
here we are
>>711073037
how you doing?
>>711073050
well they are but I for one have plans to own my own.
>>711073117
sorry I won't imply then
its just such a lack of freedom
you should explore the world now and then
>>711073148
Never underestimate the power of stupid people.
All I've seen on my Facebook feed is fucking conspiracy theories.
>>711072497
nobody will be doing this
>>711073001
I just don't want to deal with all my professors tomorrow morning making snide comments about trump
or any anti-trump rallies
>>711073037
No. I didn't
>>711073149
i feel sick to my stomach.
sup pup?
>>711073298
black lives matter will.
I swear on me mums tits m8
You people are retarded if you're worried. It's all the same, Trump and Hillary are the same.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>711073050
oh absolutely, at least in more of the nigger-centric cities
m glad you didnt. >>711073361
>>711073265
I will move out after I finish school. They live right next to my school and we get along well so financially it is better for both of us to just have me live at home. This way I have no debt.
I lived alone my first year at college and I did not fare well.
>>711073409
They're really not, and I'm more concerned about the Republican sweep than just Trump alone
Who's ready for Daddy?
>>711073409
>Trump and Hillary are the same.
>calling other people retarded
>>711073380
I'm doing good. been following the election for the last few hours and playing games.
hope you feel better soon
>>711073265
When I move to murica I will be making sure to have one
>>711073393
>>711073489
Aren't they always rioting or kicking up a fuss or blocking traffic?
It's 1am
I have a project due tomorrow, 2nd period
My first period class is 1 hour and 45 min and if I just work on the project in that class I can probably finish it since it's just coloring in a map
Should I fap and go to bed or just finish my project and be really fuckign tired tmo
>>711073682
>>711073676
not yet naw but after their alcohol coma wears off they will.
>>711073031
I need this game to work. Also, fuck my internet for being shit tonight.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT!~
daddy mao, nuke me now
>>711073673
what games you been playing?
i hope so too. i feel icky :c
>>711073570
>>711073630
They are two sides of the same ideological coin. It's a maintaining of the status quo, nothing more.
is anyone else getting a huge delay on posting
>>711073762
Banaaaanaman! No, wait...
>>711073762
>>711073749
Better sleep
The delay is probably because pol is exploding right now.
Could I possibly get some bats?
>>711073927
>>711074047
>>711073902
No. Jeb was about maintaining the status quo, there's a reason the Republican party has been split on Trump
that's what i assumed
I wish this was a land slide one way or the other.
I have a buss to catch tomorrow morning
>>711074092
2common
>>711073807
what game are you trying to get working?
and internet problems suck
>>711073889
path of exile. discovered it on the weekend and played a whole ton of it since then
would a hug make it better~
>>711073950
hey bananaman
>>711073962
I really just want the senate to majority democrat and then im fine with trump. If senate gets majority democrat bernie becomes the leader of the financial commitee
>>711074116
this
>>711074249
house and senate republican, trump presidency.
get fukt
>>711074223
Supper?
I need to get myself a hat.
Penn has Trump in the lead with 97.7% called in
CUCKED
>>711074380
julian officially elected the president
beerudo za warr
STANDO POWA
My stand's power [[cAgE tHe ElEpHaNt]] will grab you by the pussy!!
>>711073998
True, I already finished it halfway so I shouldn't be too hard :p
>>711074223
i heard of it but i cant remember what it is lol.
i just picked up the new Alien game for a few bucks. played some of it and its spoopy
>>711074116
They aren't split. They pulled their support only briefly but immediately threw their support behind him again. And you think a rich white man in power isn't the status quo? It's all politics, baby, the name is meaningless.
>>711074353
Buy me one.
>>711074422
the fuck is this
>>711074422
Could've put more effort into it, 6/10
>>711074518
a shitty meme
>>711074470
I dont know if you're being ironically cynical but its obstructing your vision.
CUCKED
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>711074597
rich chigga is cool tho
>>711074422
You're a fucking weeb
>>711074332
not much, been watching the election. you?
>>711074465
it's a game similar to diablo 2.
the horror one? that games too spoopy for me to play
row row
New thret
>>711074922
Now
>>711074770
fight the power
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FAGS, I HAVE NO G/FUR ON MY DESKTOP
>>711074765
Played some F.3.A.R multiplayer modes with kat, was fun :p >>711074465 You looked goood in the mech suit ;3
>>711074223
*picture*
>>711074765
ohhh neat~
yeah the horror one. i will tie you down and make you watch it.
>>711074981
then go to e621 or something cause im just gonna keep posting animu girls
Pennsylvania
20 electoral votes
Hillary
48%
2,728,377
Trump
49%
2,777,072
The state is so insanely close that Hillary could demand a recount.
>>711074646
It's not cynicism, it's looking clearly at the problem. It's businesses controlling politics and politicians, not the other way around.
>>711075059
well im gonna post some g/fr with trump hats
>>711075132
even demanding a recount wouldn't give back michigan which is leaning increasingly heavily toward trump.
and it wouldnt put her to 270 alone
