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if this election causes a nuke to be dropped, how fuck ed are

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if this election causes a nuke to be dropped, how fuck ed are you?

last 2 digits of your post decide your % of surviving a nuclear blast
dubs and you own a fallout shelter with infinite puss to grab
trips and above and Donald Trump himself will give you small loans any time you want for the rest of your life
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>>711064852

rolling
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I live in a cave with my shekels
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>>711064852

roll
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ok
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>>711064852
I believe in the afterlife
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Trump takes Ohio & FL
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mostly 50% average at this point

don't let isis win. MAGA
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rollerino
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>>711064852
Rollandi
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Might as well
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I think my odds are pretty good. Nobody would nuke where I live.
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roll
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roll
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Rill
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Roll
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Rollin
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Roll
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rollolo
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>>711064852
rollerino
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Kek
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roll
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>>711065172
nice

>>711065206

rip

>>711065266

you right
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Rolling for that million
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0o get
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>>711064852
Only people to drop nukes on us would be russia, they only drop if hillary wins. Trump is being financially backed by el putino
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i'm invincible
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Nuke the World brah.
At least my death won't be my own fault x-D
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>>711065311

congrats

>>711065398

off by one but you're surviving, you cuck
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roll
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I just reserved a spot in vault 111
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>>711064852
I need a loan papa Trumpu
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>>711065488

congrats
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grab her by the pussy
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pls
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it's all ogre
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>>711064852

I AM the nuclear blast
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If muslim you are go back to the car

The land of the brown makes me frown
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>>711065592
And to you. See you in the pussy shelter.
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rollin for perfect score
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123
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Roll
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nuclear nut
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roll
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Roll
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Grafb 'em by the safe space
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Easy roll
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>>711064852
Roll mother fucker
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nigger
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Rol
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depending on this, my roomate may move.
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I want to grab pussy with emperor donald
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rolly
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roll
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Rollerino my pablino
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Roll
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rollin
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>>711065833

congrats
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see these dubs?
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roll
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>>711064852
Dubs
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Roll
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Pls be kill
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rolling for my life
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>>711064852
roll
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>>711066000
feels bad man
but hey checked
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Safe
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>>711066000

dub trips
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Fuck it roll
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>>711066000
unlucky
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>>711064852
I live near an aluminum plant that was a known target for the Ruskis in the cold war. They painted the roof to look like a parking lot. I'm fucked.
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Rolling for my death
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Roll
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99 get
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>>711064852
>60 and I'm killing myself.
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>>711064852
Rolllllllllllllllllll
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atomic
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Roll
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roll
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>>711064852
Lets see
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All I do is win
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roll
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>>711066288

too bad, Mr trump wants you alive
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>>711064852
please dubs
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>>711064852
rall 99
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Mother fucking roll. Check it cunts.
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roll
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>>711064852
aww sheit
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Straya
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Roll for 00
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Roll
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>>711064852
I don't care I'm from Switzerland. He will probably nuke Sweden instead. RIP Ikea
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>>711064852
fuck
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Small loans of $1M please
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Shit
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rollin
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r
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I from Buenos Aires and roll 'em all
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>>711064852
In Europe, I'll be quite fucked ...
Rolling for surviving
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rolli role
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Kek
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Roll
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How fucked am I?
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we're all goners anyways
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roll iroll
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Roll
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>>711064852
roll
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>711066509
Shit nigga that's almost ten percent. I can work with that.
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>>711066665
Off by one :/
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They see me getting drunk
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>>711064852
kill me
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>>711064852
Roll
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roll
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>>711066316
soclose
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>>711066650
I'll take those odds
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>>711064852
trump has trips
>222
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Roll
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turn up
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>>711064852
rollerino
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I didn't beat final fantasy 9 yet so ima play with cheat codes till i die
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Rolling for 99
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>>711064852
in for a 01

:storyofmylife:
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>>711064852
14 get
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>>711064852
Roll
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>>711066631
german here, not sure if we are fucked. that imbecile probably admires putin and won't mess with him
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pls trump
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Roll!!!
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hopefully dead
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Rollllllllllllllllll
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Nuka Rolla
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rolo
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Roll
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>>711064852
living in missouri, pretty much the direct center of our tiny little strip on the northern americas
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>>711064852
poos
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let's build a wall
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>>711064852
99 roll
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roll
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Let's see now
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>>711064852
Sweden so easy
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>>711064852
wetback reporting
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yep rawl
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Roll
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fuck this country, roll
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rollin
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REUL
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00 pls
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>>711064852
Roll
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99% fam
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Rawlin
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>>711064852
>be me
>canadian
>live far north of the border
>pretty safe
>mfw
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>>711064852
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>>711064852
yeet
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all me
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ROLL
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Trump®
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diddly darn rollio duderino
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Hillary wins
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aaaaaand here we go
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Rollerino
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Rolling in the name of kek
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let's see
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r o l l
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>>711067105

not today
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Roller
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Rolling
Almost forgot how much a small loan from Trump is worth
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Roll for the poll
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Joining the brotherhood of steel is gonna be fun as fuck.
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mfw I run straight into ground zero
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Rolling for 99
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Trump is going to win. God help is all. Roll
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>>711064852
I live in Canada, so this should be interesting. Roll
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99 get
Thanks Satan
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roll c
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sure
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Rollin for survival
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Roll
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Roll
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dead
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rooloolooloolooloolool

hillary fans are crying on live tv btw
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Rollio
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austrian rollin
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>>711067209
you're not doing much better, but you can join me in ghoul-town if you want. we have spaghetti
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>>711064852

Rewlin'.
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>>711066842
Yeah you're probably right about that, he can nuke the sand nigger though, less migrants for us
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>>711067198
Rad fam 98
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roooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
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Roll
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Roll for the poll
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I'm probably died
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>>711064852
>>711064852
Roll
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LET'S FUKKEN ROLL FAGETS
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Qhuick everyhwon, take a deep breath of propahne and we can stop the bomb from happening
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PP
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Oh boi
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Rollin
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feeling bad for my vegetarian feminist roommate, she is freaking out as i'm quietly smirking...
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>>711064852
PP
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>>711067358
Australia is mildly in danger...
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Rolling
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>>711064852
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2ND ROLL FOR PP
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>>711064852
rell
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the only way im leaving is dead.
thats the state of my head
state of my head
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>>711067666
oh hell
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>>711064852
Rolling
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>>711067666
Oh, hello satan. what brings you to the end of the earth?
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dont die guys
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>>711064852
rolling
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>>711064852
Canada is super safe
trip zeroes
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I better survive this.
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>>711067666
ohshit
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fahdsgm,
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fukken hell
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>>711067666
Launching the nuke with Trump
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>>711067666

satanic trump loans chekt kept and rekt
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Rolling

BUILD A WALL
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>>711064852
Fuck it, my life is over anyway. roll.
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Rolling
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rolling for 99
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>>711067003
lol you die
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rolling
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Cant stump the trump!
> feel the bern
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Rawling
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>>711067477

chekt
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>>711068086
>86%
Meh, not bad.
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NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS
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>>711064852
rull
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aaaaaaaa
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>implying i don´t die of smoking before
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MAGA
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I'm 10 mins from dc and I'm scurred
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>>711068190

>90%

even better
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rollie pollie
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Let's see
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Roll
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im probably fucked
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0% chance reporting in
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Rolling
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>>711068222
not with your brand new small loan to buy new cybornetic lungs
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Mmmem
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Rolling
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>>711068275

as well you should be

make America scurred again
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make amerollica great again
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Kek
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Roll pls
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rollin'
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riggityriggityroll
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OK op
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trump
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>>711064852
Roll
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im canadian so 100%
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Rollerino
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>>711064852
wtf plz
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>>711064852
Im ready
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if
>>711068397
teams up with
>>711068403
they have 50% to share between them
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NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS
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butt stuff
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I'll be be fine.
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ROLL
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Roll
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>>711064852
Eternal life
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Im fucked
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>>711064852
MUUUSSSTTT ROOOLLL
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>>711068509

think again bitch
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Roll
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So does California keep its legal weed after he becomes emperor? That's what I want to know.
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>>711064852
What if I get 00?
How scared should I be? Next post will determine my percentage of fear that I should have.
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>>711064852
Ok
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>>711064852
theres absolutely no way im getting nuked
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>>711064852
fallout shelter ..
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Rolllin
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>>711064852
rollerino
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>>711068622

you're fine indeed, I respect your confidence

>>711068677

stop being so scared bitch you're gonna be okay
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>>711064852
small loans activated
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roll, im in a nuke hot spot so lets hope for the best
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>>711068622
Dubs dubs.
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Roll
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Bet im fucked
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HERES TO YOU AMERICA
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ROEAL
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Go
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>>711068786
kek
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vdde
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>>711068822
too fuckin easy
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>>711064852
Eh if there's a bomb drop I'll be fucked no matter what the last 2 digits of my post are. I live in a militarized city that is already high up on Isis' hitlist.
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please be 99
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>>711064852
I hope I die.
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Roolz
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roll
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rolllllll
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99 please
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roll
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roll
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>>711064852

https://youtu.be/qhx14ijzupM
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>>711068996
96% survival, seems about correct
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roll
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I'm dead
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>>711069000

hah
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Roll
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>>711064852
here we go
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>>711064852
>>711064852
Rolling for safety
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>>711069000
congrats
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I want a fallout shelter with infinite Gary.
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>>711064852
Rallin for big numbers that repeat
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Rawlling
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>>711064852
pls let me die
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>>711069000
trips loans
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I feel lucking for survive :)!
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https://discord.gg/XbU5HFM
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KILL ME
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Rolllling
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>>711064852
rolleinga
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Roll
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