Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>711008542 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>711008542
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>711023482
Did it 404?
Welp.
>>711023409
>>711023537
267 please
>>711023613
Stop calling me slow
>>711023659
the americans died
>>711023739
stop being slow
>>711023828
I'm not slow
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>711023953
it took you a whole 40 sevonds to post that
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>711023720
Any please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJZXyI5uHZs
>>711024065
I was making another thread
>>711024158
HI!
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>711024447
Thank you
>>711025178
>shino429
bb
カラミチーマス
just started broadcasting chibi final fantasy on ps4 at shinobu83 on twitch come check it out.
>>711025469
hi
>>711025599
bby
obscure waifus are impossible to claim
>>711025873
Hey
>>711025981
Better than seasonal trash though
Lurking because I'm bored and have a day off and don't feel like putting more miles onto my car.
It kills me that I will never get to fuck my waifu.
>>711025981
It's unfortunate the game is so boring. The artwork for it is amazing.
Not terribly obscure either.
>>711026832
Hello
>>711025981
It's not impossible. i can do it and i don't put much effort into it
>>711027066
Hey
I follow our one and only true god Haruhi. There is no god but Haruhi and Nagaru Tanigawa is Her prophet.
>Thou shalt obey Haruhi and all she demands.
>Thou shalt have no other god other than her.
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave.
>>711027166
Yo
>>711027347
Wouldn't it be blasphemous to claim her as your waifu, then?
>>711027347
>Thou shalt be Haruhi's slave
How about no.
You crazy dutch bastard.
Claiming best girl
Civ 6 is doing good job keeping me away from league of cancer.
>>711027652
Howdy
>>711026965
Uh, sorry to ask this, but what was the name of the manga you reced me last time? After I told you I'm of a fan of Mushishi as well, I think it was.
I'm sorta forgetful and the name slipped my mind at some point
>>711028128
Good day
>>711028201
The Ancient Magus' Bride.
>>711028384
Sup
>>711027823
It would be blasphemous to have posted a picture of a being that is not the one god I praise. Like I said before the 7th Haruhistic Commandment declares that "Thou shalt have no other god other than her." This is my Declaration of Faith (Which is the first pillar under the 5 Pillars of Haruhiism).
>>711028574
What's good?
>pic related
>>711028473
Yes that's it. Thanks again.
So, how are you doing?
>>711028619
faggot
>>711028813
Greetings
>How is it related?
>>711028619
Your spiel is a little too confusing for me to play along with, sorry.
>>711028936
I'm alright, just catching up on some of this season's anime whilst waiting for the US presidential election.
How about you?
>>711029182
Hola
>it sounded like something ganstas say, and she's hanging with the squad in that pic
Hmmm...
Daytime crowd here isn't as exiting as I hoped it might be.
>>711029354
Yeah a bit of the same. Not really following the election that much. But I am going to sleep in a little bit probably since I have work tomorrow.
>this season's anime
Anything of interest?
my waifu are real
What an exhausting campaign. Glad it's wrapping up.
>>711029778
Nah man, it's the evenings that are where the activity is at.
>>711029778
There's no such thing as daytime on the internet.
>>711029952
I'm not very interested in US politics so I haven't followed it at all, but I'm still curious to see who wins.
I'm enjoying Sangatsu no Lion, Occultic;Nine, Fune wo Amu, Yuri!!! on Ice and Flip Flappers.
Whether they're worth watching or not I can't say.
>>711029671
Salaam
>Ok i'm too stupid
>>711029354
I am truly sorry if you cannot understand the teachings of Haruhi. If you would like I could give you more information about our lord and savior.
>>711030572
Nah, you're good. How's it going?
Chara claimed
Good evening /waifu/ how are yyou all?
>>711030470
Yeah I know. I'm usually on evenings and late nights because of how busy I am most days.
>>711030485
Great. Just what I needed right now.
Maybe I should go out and put some more miles on my car now...
>>711030490
Oh, it's you again. Being a cuck by not posting your waifu I see.
>>711030982
Oh, pretty good. Being tired and stuff.
>>711031126
>Being a cuck by not posting your waifu
How does not posting my waifu make me a cuck?
>>711031304
Glad you're doing good! Any particular reason for it?
>>711031493
Hey Chara!
>>711031304
How are you doing shiro?
>>711030806
Good afternooon
>>711031004
Sounds like a good idea. Is the scenery nice over there?
>>711031004
That's kind of how it is with most of us, you know?
>>711031353
Because someone else can take her while you sit there and do nothing about it.
Oh yeah, I was wondering, when's the elections Result out?
If it's already out? Who won?
>>711031638
Heya Fran!
>>711031992
Probably won't be announced for another 6 hours, since the US has 5 time zones.
>>711030982
Bored as fuck.
>>711031737
Meh. Not really, just a lot of desert plants, dirt and mountains. Not really my thing.
I had my engine rebuilt (because I'm dumb and blew it up doing a pull on the freeway), so right now it's in that 3,000 mile break in period. Can't go above 4,000 RPM, can't be aggressive in my driving, and I can't get my ECU tuned until the break in period is over.
Not fun.
>>711031963
Yeah, I kinda figured.
Couldn't vote because I'm not in my registered state.
Good luck trump.
>>711031493
Not being at school I guess.
>>711031638
You will find the answer to that question in my post you replied too.
>>711031963
i don't care if someone else claims her, it won't change the fact that she is the love of my life
>>711031992
It does not matter who wins since we can always rely on our god Haruhi. We shall always do as she demands whether or not we have a good president.
>>711032454
haruhi is a meme girl
>>711032381
Oh rip
It's been a while by the way
>>711032407
No, I mean aside for school what have you been up to?
>>711032271
Well god damn, I'm not staying awake that long
>>711032355
Well then fuck so you aren't bored
>>711032407
Hah, always nice to not be in school. School is a shit place.
>>711032454
Funny you say that to a god
Who's next?
>>711032649
Ah. Not much, vidya and waiting for election results. Even though it's going to be a while before the results come in.
>>711032867
Rape me with a knife to my throat
>>711033018
Flood your lungs with blood
>>711032355
>Not really, just a lot of desert plants, dirt and mountains.
Sounds like beautiful scenery to me, but to each their own I suppose.
>>711032867
i wonder who is your next persona too
>>711033088
So is that a no?
>>711033350
Why would I stab a sweetheart?
>>711032801
You will find out in the morning
>>711032947
What games?
And who would you have voted for?
>>711033490
Exactly, I'll hear the shitstorm tomorrow on the internet
>>711033485
I never said stab me, maybe put a little blood because that's sexy.
>>711032801
Meh. Not really in the mood for a good fucking.
>>711033163
See, here's the thing, I'm from Illinois, where it's rolling plains, having 4 season a year instead of like 2, and where everything is naturally green and thriving for most of the year, and when it's not everything is nice and frosty...
Arizona desert, on the other hand, reminds me of the wastelands from Fallout: New Vegas. Dirt, rocks, maybe a few shrubs and bushes here and there and cacti of all kinds, most of which hurt like hell (speaking from experience... don't ask)
>>711032867
I still don't get the whole appeal of Yandere girls. They're fucking insane. They will kill you.
fuck off yuno
>>711031725
Guten Tag
>>711033730
You're a kinky one, I like it~
>>711033743
Whatever do you mean, they're sweethearts towards me.
>>711033971
>Nazi
>>711032355
I just got back home myself, so it should be another hour or so until more anons show up.
>>711032438
I'm pretty sure it also won't change the fact that not many people like you anymore.
>Hell, even I don't like you anymore.
>>711033490
Realm of the Mad God. It's a perma-death bullet hell MMO thing.
Trump.
>>711033743
>>711033730
>>711033690
>>711033490
>>711033485
>>711033350
>>711033281
>>711033163
>>711032947
>>711032521
>>711032454
>>711032407
>>711032381
>>711031963
>>711030806
>>711030393
>>711030075
>>711028201
>>711025981
>>711026328
>>711026685
>>711025178
>>711024447
>>711024312
>>711024033
>>711023680
>>711023659
>>711023482
>>711023409
-hugs lewdly-
>>711033971
Bonjour
>>711034158
Erp is in >>>/trash/
>>711033690
Hopefully not a civil war
>>711034095
Oh yeah, I played that some
Lib cuck here
>>711034158
L E W D
>>711033743
Hmm... no idea then. How was your day?
>I still don't get the appeal of Yandere girls.
People like them because they sincerely care about you. They care about you so much, they'd even change your diapers if you had to use them. They love you.
The bad part is they love you so much they would kill you if you are to fall in love with another one.
>>711034158
>
>>711034031
I ain't a nazi!
>>711034294
Kon'nichiwa
>>711034158
I got 2 (You)'s, does that mean i get 2 lewd hugs?
>>711034354
This happened to me as well.
>>711032649
Nah it's only been a short while to the almighty cthulu.
>>711034078
>I'm pretty sure it also won't change the fact that not many people like you anymore.
why are you bringing this up suddenly?
i don't particularly care about how popular i am
>>711034338
bonghjornu
>No i didn't just smack my keyboard randomly
>>711033743
I'm from a pretty densely populated place where there's always something around, be it nature, farms, or man-made structures.
Driving around in a vast desert, with kilometres of nothingness all the way to the horizon, seems like a wondrous ride to me.
>>711034031
You know.
>>711034338
Tfw your waifu has aids
>>711034078
I've been home for 4 hours. ;-;
>>711034158
<3
>>711034312
Meh. Had an exam this morning, did it in less than 10 minutes, probably aced it, drove the long way home (see the above post about engine rebuilds and such)
Yeah
Not much really.
>>711034550
It's great if you have a long mountain/canyon backroad to have some fun on, but there's not too many near where I live. That kind of stuff is about a 5-6 hour drive into California for the most part.
>>711034468
>Doesn't care.
Good.
>>711034808
Oh.
>>711034751
Rip me
>>711034338
Why are you speaking nazi then?
>>711034477
Salve!
>>711035122
We were saying hello in different languages
>>711034808
What was the exam about?
>>711034301
Hope so too. Would be shitty. War isn't a nice thing.
>>711035122
>Speaking Nazi
Hah, I was born in Naziland. And I'm not talking about casual Nazi Germany. But native, pro Nazi Austria
I speak Nazi all day.
>>711035277
kaixo
>>711034468
What happened to you Sachi? You don't even talk to us anymore...
>>711035277
This is america, speak american
>>711035311
Do you have a deathwish?
Did this become a hate on Sacho thread?
>>711034031
It's just a me thing. I once imagined rape slowly turning into consensual sex then cuddling.
>>711034158
>lewd
>>711035523
no but feel free to make it one
>>711035396
>Implying you could even kill someone alone who was born in a country which history is full of genocide
Probiers doch aus.
>>711035679
Why would I hate on you
>/waifu/ drama
you guys are amusing
>>711035533
That is one whicked image, I love it
>>711035720
Is this a challenge?
>>711035396
I already ran out ways to say hello in English
>>711035317
Ahoj
>>711035997
Hallo
Hey I'm interested in keeping my virginity until the end of time, am I in the right subsection of otaku culture?
>>711035749
because im boring im autstic i don't talk to anyone anymore i don't post pics of my waifu etc
>>711035751
What up drama alert nation im your host killer keemstar
>>711036087
yeah dude
nice beard
>>711023482
THIS IS MY WAIFU YOU FAGGOT!!!1!1!!!1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>711036133
*Hugs*
>>711036188
No it's mine
>>711035997
Disgusting
Selfie with my baby :)
>>711036335
I know you are
>>711035968
If it would be possible to overcome, maybe
but alas it is impossible
also
>
>>711035751
It is pretty fun, yeah, I like it
>>711036087
>>>/lgbt/
Babe had to do some chores today :3
>>711035751
Is drama supposed to be surprising here?
>>711036133
>because im boring im autstic i don't talk to anyone anymore
These all apply to me as well
>>711036492
You have multiple waifu's? Heritic
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>711036442
You're going to have a really bad time
>>711036515
it seems more apparent the last few days imo
i don't remember it being as bad, but i might as well remember wrong
>>711036085
ສະບາຍດີ
>>711036335
Oh hi You Know
>>711036726
>LED mouse
Had to stop there, i spilled my coke on it and it broke
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
So it begins...
>>711036857
Who's winning? I can't understand any of that
>>711036215
owo whats this
-notices your hugs-
>>711036552
you're not autistic and you talk to people aliceu, i really have no idea where you get both of those from
>>711036826
Excuse me?
>>711036800
>
You think I don't welcome that time? What are you? Casual? It's the most fun part of the game
>>711036826
Përshëndetje
>>711036977
I think it's not even determined who's winning yet, they're counting vote and Trump is ahead in those two states
>>711036987
I don't know where you're getting it from either then, since you talk to people all the time and you aren't autistic if I'm not
>>711036998
A masochist are we?
>>711037150
>you talk to people all the time
honestly i really don't
>you aren't autistic if I'm not
I don't think that's how it works
>>711037224
Nope, just determined
Alright, I'm out for today, see ya all
>>711036987
It's a hug
>>711036806
It seems to peak from times to times, like once a month.
>>711037357
Running away are we?
Operator here, make sure you guys vote today.
>>711037503
>tfw can't vote
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711037503
I can't vote i'm in england
>>711037433
we'll see at the end of this month how true that is
i'd say it started in summer tbh
nevertheless i have to go, sweet dreams
>>711037314
>honestly i really don't
Every time I come into thread, I see you talking to people, how are you not talking to people?
>I don't think that's how it works
If what I do doesn't count as being autistic, then you aren't either
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711037694
Good night
>>711034891
Yeah. Off work today, and my only had one class this morning.
>>711035311
MS Office Excel
I shit you not. This class is required for a fucking art major too.
>>711035751
You should have seen the Discord shit going on a few nights ago. That was an absolute clusterfuck.
>>711037694
There was quite a lot of drama in April.
Sweet dreams.
>>711037778
Nice damage control virgin
>>711036990
Boi I may be stupid but I ain't dumb
>>711037078
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one
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>>711035968
I personally love this one
>>711037621
too young or europoor?
>>711037651
sucks bro. good job on breaking with the EU
>>711037877
You're my little idiot~
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711037972
Too young
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711037972
I voted to stay
>>711038072
Underage B&
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>711037724
whatever just hug me ;-;
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>711037694
Night.
And Goodnight.
>>711038072
make sure you vote to preserve your own rights and not take them away from others when you are old enough
>>711038147
cuck
>>711037877
What?
>>711038250
>>711038303
Good night
>>711037983
You're weird :/
>>711038349
Oh, I forgot to post ti
>ഹലോ
>>711038264
Stop giving him (You)'s faggot.
Why do you think he does this?
The game is to fuck with him while not giving him them, so you lost like 8 times.
>>711038468
>>711038417
Why would anyone loop at the bottom of an "L"
It looks like Adice
Now go play with Korbo, Adice
>>711038326
I know you are but you don't have to tell me
>>711038468
dobry dzień
>>711038165
memed
>>711038326
will do
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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Love how y'all are so butt blasted about being pathetic greasy virgins but are too autistic to express it so you try to pretend I'm not here
