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first for anon
>>711017508
omg fuk off
did you vote yet
>>711017613
like two weeks ago when I got the ballot.
>>711017691
oh
how underwhelming
>>711017827
why's that
>waiting till the last minute to vote
>>711017893
because no polling place experience obviously
also early voting is horseshit that favors dems and should be abolished
>>711017956
it was paper at least.
>>711018017
it favors dems because lazy people are more likely to request ballots for early voting and dems are more likely to be lazy
but yeah we have machines at my polling place and one of them was definitely broken, I don't trust them very much. Double checked my jawn like six times
>>711018112
they sent it to us without request though.
>>711018238
ok clearly I don't understand oregon
>>711018308
if ur registered to vote, u get a ballot.
you can also mail with no postage.
also you can't pump your own gas.
>>711018756
that makes it way too easy
>>711018871
>must match signatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vb6_tl0MZ0
reeeee soros get ouuut
>>711018963
there is no world in which I'm watching 3 minutes of government made explanatory video
>>711019081
omg I bet u dont even watch c-span
>>711019515
I don't hate myself nearly enough.
>>711019650
how booooooring
>>711019650
Disgusting taste in porn.
>>711019792
what's wrong with MASSIVE HORSEDICK are you a fag or something
>>711019764
yeah that's more or less my problem with it
>>711019882
wishing there were /b/ spoilers
>>711019882
Equines are ugly.
There's no way it'd fit.
Why are there paw prints on that dude's butt? Fucking special snowflake.
>>711019964
spoiler tags are lit give them to us gook moot
>>711020060
>there's no way it'd fit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>711020138
People shouldn't go around wrecking themselves like that.
And well, why not make a spiral horse dick with a knot and barbs?
Maybe then the artist / commissioner will feel special enough.
>>711020367
they shouldn't but they totally do
just like I shouldn't drink until I pass out tonight but I'm totally gonna
that's just the way it is
>>711020478
I'd say it's deplorable, but really, to each their own.
Tell me, why do you drink?
>>711020598
tonight I'm gonna drink either to celebrate or to drown my sorrows, depending on the election results
mostly though I drink because it makes me feel fucking great, I can dance badly and sing along to garbage music without being self conscious and I love it
>>711020478
>just like I shouldn't drink until I pass out tonight but I'm totally gonna
>>711020478
>>711020478
>>711020478
>>711020703
What a dreadful occasion. Nobody truly wins.
Hopefully you're alone so that others don't have to be conscious for you.
Drunk people aren't so entertaining unless you're drunk yourself.
>>711020848
nah dude tonight's gonna be lit either america wins or western civilization is doomed
everyone adjacent to me will be drunk as well
>>711020848
got the yung prosecco for a trump victory and rum for a loss
>>711021033
I've got beer and whiskey.
>>711020880
like a fucking square
>>711021165
I was gonna buy jack but I couldn't fucking find any
what kind of liquor store doesn't have jack daniels
>>711021033
I'll just say again that nobody wins.
I still can't comprehend how drinking helps with anything. Maybe it's different for each individual. Suppose I'm just a downer.
>>711021252
>this election sucks!
>drinking is bad!
>WAHHHHHHHHH I HATE EVERYTHING
cool dude
>>711021332
Thanks for confirming the hypothesis.
I never said the election sucks. People are just making too big of a deal out of it and it's frankly annoying. Everything will continue on as it has; the world won't fall apart.
Drinking isn't bad. If it provides a means of escape or comfort to some, then it serves a decent purpose in my opinion.
>>711021493
>criticize you for being a massive drag
>flip to "well everything's ok I guess whatever"
nice and consistent anon
>>711021614
I don't do drag.
And I'm consistently inconsistent, at least.
>>711021783
other definition of drag
>>711021962
Wow, what a fun conversation that was.
>>711022347
hi caitlyn
getting trashed tonight?
>>711022454
I don't have much alcohol.
It's come to the point where I'm so intent on conserving it that it'll never be used until I get some more.
Plus, I have an exam tomorrow and a lot of shit to get done. But here I am.
>>711022589
ah right that's that not yet 21 life, it's a struggle
I def need to be doing an assignment right now and I'm just not even close to doing it
did you vote for trump yet?
>>711022700
I'll be 21 soon enough. Then I can drink to my heart's content without having to bother my roommate to run in the store.
I didn't vote, as you likely expected.
>>711022850
You're gonna love it. I'm honestly surprised I'm not dead yet, literally only laziness is keeping me alive rn
>I didn't vote
WHAAAT BUT YOU GOTTA VOTE MAN IT'S SO IMPORTANT YADDA YADDA YADDA
t. every campus faggot ever
>>711022973
Maybe I can transition the obsession with food into alcohol. Then I'll just be a normal person since everybody apparently drinks excessively.
Maaaan, people in my English class talking about who they voted for. Shit's illegal or immoral or some word.
>>711023155
It's definitely less normal than it used to be, our generation doesn't drink as much as our parents' generation, which doesn't drink as much as the greatest generation did. Which in my mind is proof that not drinking is degenerate.
It's only illegal to ask who someone voted for if you're within a certain distance of a polling place.
>>711023394
Maybe I'm just drinking wrong, and that's why I'm not enjoying it. I think I need to down 10 shots immediately whenever I drink next.
So that's what it is. I think if I had to vote, I'd just vote something third party.
>>711023700
I 100% agree, you should do that next time
fortunately voting will never be compulsory because we live in freedom land
>>711023820
I just thought more about politics in making that sentence than I have for the last couple years.
And yeah. I'm just expressing my freedom.
>>711024129
>zabivaka porn
legit zabivaka is my new husbando he is the absolute cutest
the most american thing you can do is choose not to vote
sf are you making these furry magas
>>711024225
The irl thing is gorse, but the drawings are super qt. I'll stick with cat husbandos.
Fuck this gay-ass America. I'm done with this shit. My dream is to move to Canada.
>>711024369
no I've had them for awhile
I've never edited an image in my life
>>711024414
>moving to canada
it's a great song but kill yourself holy shit
>>711024489
My body will not accept this place as my home.
It's too hot here.
It's fucking November and it's only decent out. Not even chilly.
>>711024660
at least move to alaska so you can keep the freedom
I kinda want to move to alaska and live in the woods by myself with a bunch of guns
>>711024489
I might if I had transparent PNGs of the hats but ugh
do you know who does make them
>>711024839
it was an anon in trumpgen
>>711024757
>in the woods
>basically camping but in doors
>def no internet
>prob no phone
aint buyin it
>>711024757
I also want to live in the woods by myself in such conditions. It has a lot of perks. Like being able to go outside and die of hypothermia at any time.
>>711024901
what a legend
>>711024911
I'd get a REALLY long ethernet cable
I just wanna live as away from the end of civilization as possible
>>711024913
exactly you don't even have to kys
so in the middle of a town in alaska
>>711025142
maybe like on the outskirts of a town in alaska
>>711025034
I mean, I thought that was just a means of killing oneself. Probably my preferred method, as I may have said before. But I doubt I could find the will, since I not only love cold weather, but I've found I absolutely love wooded areas.
Yay, we fucked!
>>711025258
it's not killing yourself if it's just the weather doing it for you
>>711025317
we did?
wat
>>711025342
I mean you're the one choosing to go out when you're not adequately prepared.
oh it's snarf, gross, the name didn't load
>>711025416
yeah but it's not YOUR fault that kills you, just like it's not your fault if you get super wasted at a frat party and suck every dick
>>711025553
>oh its snarf
Yeah, but what exactly did he fuck?
>>711025553
No, that definitely is your fault, since you're still in control of your actions.
>>711025695
WOW ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PATRIARCHY SUPPORTING RAPE CULTURE LOVING SHITLORD?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
>>711025768
After repeatedly being under the effects of alcohol I can confirm that you should always be in control of your actions in such a state.
Rape is a myth. There's ways that the body can reject such things.
>>711025626
Subby secretly craves the Snarf booty.
>>711025988
get out you disgusting fuck
>>711025938
I mean technically none of us are ever in control of any decision we make since choice is an illusion.
>Rape is a myth
t. mohammed
>>711026067
Oh shit nigga don't you be doin this shit to me you lil bitch.
Everybody who claims to have been raped secretly wanted it but just doesn't want to admit it. Plus, people make crazy accusations such as that males can be raped. You can't believe this shit anymore.
>>711026315
But it's true, free will doesn't exist. That's just the way it is.
This is a very interesting philosophy on rape and I would like you to give a talk at a feminist conference sometime.
>mohammed
TRIGGERED
>>711026444
nice trips bunne
>>711026506
thanks, kek smiles upon me and this election.
So does Katia, but sadly, her Persian catface butt disgusts me.
omg 2 off
>>711026553
not that time so much though
>>711026422
Nigga that just ain't my belief. You continue doin you, and I'll just be here tryin to get shit done.
Well it's not my actual belief, but it's fun to spout bullshit once in a while.
>>711026673
yeah but you're wrong is the funny thing
>>711026648
he only smiled a little bit.
he doesn't like outright dick sucking
>>711026735
well clearly I must disappoint kek greatly then
>>711026733
Ayo nigs, fight me, you dick suckin muthafuggin pussy ass bitch.
>>711026878
knowing what you look like makes that sentence really funny
>>711026952
Nigga I finna straight fuck yo shit up so hard you ain't even know what I look like no more.
voting is for authoritarians and fascists
>>711027174
somehow I doubt you stopped being unbelievably white since I last saw you
>>711027283
you what
>>711027428
What does being white have to do with fucking your shit up?
That's unconditional.
>>711027526
it was more the really dedicated ebonics
>>711026802
you didnt maga hard enough
>>711027581
Sometimes I like to type like that.
It's entertaining to me.
Just like kicking your ass.
>>711027283
if this is satire you've outdone the greeks.
>>711027718
I meant the dicksucking
>>711027740
It's entertaining to all white people p. much
>>711027816
oh yeah for sure
>>711027428
voting is anti-individualist
>>711027816
Be white with me.
It's awesome.
>>711027931
explain
>>711027960
but I'm a shitskin
>>711027363
Make the thread not suck.
>>711028039
You're white to me.
>>711028105
omgilu
>>711028223
Jeez, that's all it takes? A few cheap words?
You're too easy.
And I'm still slated to kick your ass later.
>>711028039
in votes, the majority wins
an individual can never be a majority:
in a group of 2: he is not majority
in a group of 3: he is a minority
an individual is nearly always a minority
therefore, as majorities win votes: the individual always loses
thus, voting/democracy encourages conformism and conservative family values, while discouraging individual rights and privacy
>>711028383
being white means so much to me!
and I'm a masochist so that's cool anyway
>>711028426
ok but there's no government form that functions for the individual so voting's still probably a good idea if you want to help hold onto your individual rights
>>711028576
>there's no government form that functions for the individual
correct, that's why there is anarchism
>voting's still probably a good idea if you want to help hold onto your individual rights
i already explained why voting is good at taking away your rights
>>711028576
I guess I have it too good. I don't realize how much other people would love to be in my position.
Then I'll just be super nice to you instead.
sf is white where it counts
in his ass
I don't care about what's in your ass.
It's what's in your heart that matters. Probably blood.
Or some sentimental shit.
>>711029185
he is also white in the voting booth.
>trump would landslide if only whites voted
feelsgoodman
>>711028809
>anarchism
nice meme
>>711028825
but that'll just convince me that you really like me so that's not a good idea either
>>711029088
WOW
>>711029440
freedom is not a meme, it's an ideal we should strive for
>>711029440
Well I do really like you.
beep
>>711029560
I'm too tired and slightly non-sober to actually argue about this so I'm just gonna post ancap memes at you my man
>>711029605
butterflies in my stomach
I'm blushing
why you gotta make me feel this way
>>711029734
did you vote for trump yet
>>711029749
Well I mean I do like you and all, just not in a "I wanna bang you" sorta way if that's alright.
You've always been a good friend.
[friendzoned again]
>>711029819
i voted a week ago
>>711028059
nah
>>711029913
yeah but you don't want to bang anyone so I'm ok with this situation
and I'm like 99% sure if we were chilling and I was like hey want some head you'd be down
>>711029929
MAN THIS EARLY VOTING MEME IS SO DUMB
>>711029749
capitalism and anarchism are mutually exclusive
>>711030035
Nah man I'd just be awkward and attempt to evade the situation as usual.
>>711030057
notwithstanding that anarchism itself is an impossibility given the constraints of human nature, how the fuck are those things mutually exclusive?
>>711030156
Seriously? Who doesn't want to get their dick sucked? It's so pleasant.
>>711030035
no use in waiting til the last minute if you don't have to
it's not like it's a school thing or something that i'd want to put off.
>>711030239
yeah but it's more about the actual polling place experience and shit
>>711030236
I'm a weirdo, sorry.
You'll have to bear with me.
>>711029440
>wow
u know its true
>>711030294
it seems like just going to the DMV
>>711030378
I mean I will it's not like I randomly ask people hey do you want a blowjob
I THINK it a lot but I don't actually ask
>>711030395
man I'd probably kms if my butt was black
>>711030408
nothing is like going to the dmv
fuck the dmv
>>711030236
capitalism governs people, and anarchism means freedom from all government and hierarchy
all anarchists, from the very earliest anarchist philosophers, knew that they are mutually exclusive.
generally, people also agree that communism and anarchism are one and the same
>>711030517
Nah man it's cool, you're totally fine.
I just have a lot of problems.
>>711030532
>capitalism governs people
>generally, people also agree that communism and anarchism are one and the same
yeah alright dude
>>711030614
I will SOLVE THEM.
>>711030517
in his
i mean ur the reverse milo
>>711030782
oh I see what you meant
hey my butt is hella white tho
>>711030700
Nah man, I'm the only one who can solve them. I think.
>>711030954
I can do it I'm amazing.
>inputting wall techs during hitlag only gives you a 1 frame buffer window
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING SUCK AT TECHING ANYTHING
WOW
>>711031030
If only I could be as amazing.
>>711031188
You could be since I'll make you that amazing.
>>711030700
capitalism governs people:
with money, people are forced into a class system
class systems: incompatible with anarchism: incompatible with freedom
>that image
>tfw catalonia
;_;
>>711031227
Well I'm stubborn and don't listen to anyone else, so good luck.
Guess who's going to have his own server soon?
In a world where I have a web server and/or FTP server, what would you like hosted on it?
>>711031381
right see this is why you're fucking retarded
you can't just make hierarchy go away since you don't like it
>>711031480
Yeah but I'll make you listen so it's all good.
>>711030888
ye
kek finally smiles
>>711031743
praised be his name
>>711031583
Yeah but it's still impossible, so not good.
>>711031828
anything's possible with enough lube
>>711031886
Not like this.
>>711032133
>he screamed as another centimeter of turgid erection excavated his anal antechamber
Your mom
>>711032303
Nice try bruh, but once again, I don't clean out, so nobody can go excavating without being hella nasty nass.
>>711032505
I just wanted to go for the most grotesque smut sentence I could think of. Anal antechamber is pretty terrible.
>>711032556
Nah man, you were spot on. Turgid is a nasty word.
>>711032750
but it IS accurate for a boner
never doubt the precision of my abominable smuttery
>>711032852
Oh god I just looked it up and google's first definition is so disgusting.
This must be my trigger word, like "moist" is for some people.
>>711033102
well if your dick was turgid before it sure isn't now
>>711033238
I've never been so turgid in my life.
Turgid and moist buttholes
>>711033343
oh my, post pics
>>711033355
there's definitely some great 50 shades of gray shit in here somewhere
"Belly" is another trigger word for me. For some reason beyond my comprehension, I despise the word.
>>711033462
I'm never sending pics to anyone ever again. Been there done that, and now I've decided it's a nah nah.
>>711033462
>50 shades of gray shit
>>711033566
>tfw never got caitlyn nudes
also what's wrong with belly? Belly is an adorable word
how about tummy is that better?
>>711033605
yeah dude you write that jawn and sell it to bored housewives finna make a million
>>711033710
Shut up
>>711033782
nah
>>711033710
Never sent dick pics in my life and only one person has seen my then 18-year-old bum.
Tummy is better but sounds extremely childish.
JULIAN WHO WINS UR THREE HOURS AHEAD RIGHT
>>711033875
wow I could probably not count the number of people who have seen my various naughty bits
I'm really irresponsible, huh
>>711033926
not how that works
>Hillary Wins
WAR WAR WAR
>>711034069
Not irresponsible. You're just normal, is all. I can't see how being a sexually repressed virgin makes me more responsible.
Anyone have hangout chat link? I accidently closed window.
>>711034265
simple
africa is the most sexually licentious continent
japan is the least promiscuous country in the world
compare as you will
>>711034432
>least promiscuous
>makes like 90% of cub smut
Wow what a world.
>>711034548
you WOULD know that you pedo
but yeah they don't actually sleep with human beings they're just all perverts in private
>>711034754
What do I sleep with then? I have Rover and Pusheen plushies currently.
I'm a human being.
Guess I'm a pervert in private.
>>711034069
WHY NOT OMG
>>711034995
>pusheen plushie
top taste, I don't know what rover is though
and yeah you're basically japanese
>>711035119
world events haven't actually advanced it's just about where the sun is relative to us
>>711035179
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>711035179
Rover is this guy.
>>711035326
rover is a cat?
what's he from anyway
>>711035246
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>711035602
Jim is gonna stream tonight
>>711035602
Animal Crossing.
I played it for the DS as a kid.
>>711035654
Metokur?
>>711035761
I have never into animal crossing it seems kinda like a lite autism sim
>>711035654
I'm putting off homework that's due at midnight hella hard so I might not watch it
also crowder
>>711035867
Yeah basically.
Picking and planting fruit trees constituted a great many hours of my life.
>>711035815
yea
>>711036290
this is why you're a virgin right here
this is objectively a good image
God is great
Beer is good
My roommates are crazy
whats up
>>711036382
I'm terrible.
I enjoy doing such mundane tasks because they give me some sense of simple purpose in life.
I shouldn't play video games.
>>711036507
how was voting for trump today
also
>beer
>not liquor
>>711036562
at least you have a cute vidya husbando tho
>>711036644
I voted for him weeks ago through absentee ballot, so well.
wine>gin&tonics=beer>whiskey
if you have a waifu u have a laifu
>>711036788
ALL YALL NIGGAS FUCKING VOTED EARLY GODDAMN WHAT THE HELL fine that's responsible I guess
wine is top tier I agree but my thing goes wine > rum > whiskey > beer
I have no opinion on gin since I never drink it
>>711036921
if wine is good u shuld try cognac
>>711036921
Im about 100 miles off from my hometown for schooling. Its much more convenient.
Rum and I have had a few twirls around and it usually ended up with me on my ass.
What kind of wine do you like?
And gin is an interesting drink, its really good if mixed properly, it not, you fucked up.
>>711037091
you should try deez nuts
>>711037250
would vote
>>711037232
I actually don't know what kind of wine I like with any real specificity, I just know that half the time I have red wine it's a great experience and the other half of the time it's shit, but I always like chilled white wine since I'm a bitch
>>711037281
2020
or 2024, 2020 is yeezy's year
>>711023700
Is there porn of this cute bear and his pupper student?
>>711037391
White wine can be nice for summer time. Never had one where I flat out disliked it.
Red wine is where I feel the different kinds make a larger difference.
>>711037986
I feel similarly
the thing about red wine is I've never had an experience where any given type of red wine was universally bad, like there's really shit chardonnay and really good chardonnay and it seems like kind of a dice roll
>>711038138
Im not very well versed in it tbh, but I do believe a lot of it has to do with what they produce the wine with (as in spices and additives)
>>711038703
it's good to know that you and I both know jack shit about this
>>711038857
Kek, I feel as if you are not born into a wine country region, you really do not have a tenacity for it.
>>711039038
yeah I'm not sure I'd be down for drinking philly moonshine tbh
tenacity maybe not the word you were looking for
>>711039108
>philly moonshine
everyone knows the best shine is made out in the licks
and what would you have used?
>>711039274
dude I wouldn't drink alcohol made anywhere in this state, I'm not really into yuengling either despite the trump endorsement
and tenacity just doesn't mean whatever you were going for. I think you meant taste.
Sooo is Trump gonna win?
>>711039483
I don't know, I've got alcohol ready for any circumstance.
NEEDS
MORE
MAGA
Im either browsing /an/ all night or going for a run deal with the amount of energy i have.
>>711039433
I hear Yuengling is good, though its not sold west of Ohio.
seems more fitting, youre right
>>711039483
its about as split as two families at a wedding
>>711039864
I mean I don't like beer that much anyway but I don't think yuengling is worth the hype that pennsylvanians give it
it's not trash
boop
>>711039529
>>711039864
I live in britbongistan so i can't stay up to see the shitstorm, what a shame
>>711039966
probably better than most of the piss we get mass produced out here.
havent been taken to drinking as I once was, feels good tbh
>>711040086
its literally about to begin in 18 bings
