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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>711002204

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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beep boop
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This is mine.
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>>711008544
>>711008633
You have a phony Nui of course!
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He's just gonna delete the thread. Nice try
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Only cute pictures in this thread please
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カラミチーマス
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>>711008719
Well that's silly. Why would there be a phony Nui?
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>>711008812
:3
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>>711008812
You need to leave then
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Claim

Why do i waste my time here
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>being this much of an autistic virgin
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>>711008633
>>711008719
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>>711008812
this counts
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Good to be back
>Courtney claimed
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>>711008932
it was a good fap
>>711009031
bye :o
>>711009119
because you love us! ^-^
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>>711008932
Wow the meme
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Madam prisoner.
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>>711009238
But I make love to my wife every day.
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>>711009293
what did you fap to? :o
>>711009331
the old maymays
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>>711008892
She's so perfect others want to mimic her.
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>>711009376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKiBk3zG4CY
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>>711009488
She's a poorly drawn 11 year old cartoon character
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>>711009467
le mugi why meme
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>>711009467
you :o
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>>711009293
I don't think so
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>>711009488
That's quite the leap. I'm fully convinced my Nui is geNuine.
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>>711009950
Surely you jestin, why else would you have the terrible pun?
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>>711009996
hug
>>711009896
I like you :o
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>>711009586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPT85FnVRg
>>711008812
Goodbye in advance
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>>711009741
>>711009950
>>711010212
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>>711010274
I don't like me
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>>711010212
That was a very good pun and you know it.
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>>711010433
Hell yes
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>>711010580
The fuck happened to my pic
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nobody can claim pure ultimate virgin waifu
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>>711010752
>>711010770
how about this?
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I want to fap to waifus!
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>>711010580
Nice ball :o
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>>711010752
That was a bad pun, you would lie if you said it was good!
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>>711011055
I didn't post that pic though
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>>711011123
Puns are all bad. But they're also all good. It's basic quantum mechanics or something. You're just bein a nuisance bout it.
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>>711010955
not really feeling that one
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>>711011009
>>711011123
>>711011463
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>>711011500
Sry. this?
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>>711011574
that's way better
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So this is a Nui lewd thread
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>>711011463
Nonsense, puns should never be spoken unless high quality!
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Best type moon claimed.
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>>711011665
cool.
>>711011763
yes
>>711011785
>
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>>711011763
you should join c:
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>>711012141
just one
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>>711012329
wow ^-^
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gotta get ready for work

bye bye
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>>711012699
Bye
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>>711011785
Puns are irrelevant anyway. They're endearing even if Nui does groan a bit when I make them.
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>>711013078
do you two ever give up just fug
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Thread is dead
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>>711014490
You're dead
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>>711013078
But if you cared for the Nui you wouldn't bother her with them.
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>>711014490
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>>711014584
/waifu/ is dead. I just. Fuck.
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>>711014556
Man, joking around with each other is normal relationship stuff.

Like when I take her bow, put it on, and say I'm definitely cuter in it I aint seriously saying I'm cuter. But it's fun jokin around. She's a partner after all, not like some empress that I'm below.
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>>711014556
Just stop already
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>>711014556
i think im out of your slut
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>>711011876
Hello Shiki, how are you doing today?
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>>711015002
But if it bothers her you should stop and treat her with respect!
>>711015014
Why does this bother you?
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>>711015110
Pretty good, just a short classs and doing some cleaning at home. What about you?
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>>711015315
Trying to decide what to do. I think I have some homework to do, but I can't think of what it is.
Short class?
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>>711009376
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>>711015432
Well simple "work on your print", because my group is good at that we fixed it quickly and easily so went home early.

Yeah I also have some studying that I'm procrastinating with, incredible how productive I am when procrastinating just with all the wrong things.
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>>711015292
It doesn't bother her, a little groan at the corniness of a pun isn't being bothered by it. We can mess around without being disrespectful of each other.
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>>711015653
Work on your print? What is it you take for classes?
It's not so much that I'm procrastinating, so much as it is I can't remember what it is I'm supposed to be doing
I'm sure it will come to me just as the night ends though
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>>711015687
A groan sounds upsetting though.
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>>711015819
This is analog circuits, Basically split so we have a 4 hour lecture on friday and then practical work designing various stuff throughout the year on tuesdays. Like an electronics print.
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>>711016068
That sounds a lot like one of the classes I'm taking now. I just handed in my assignment where I layed out a circuit and created the board design for a VGA pattern generator
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>>711015292
>>711015687
>>711015900
nvm one more.
>>711009331
what waifu do you want to see moogs?
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>>711016228
Probably, this was at the physical stage though, did the earlier parts earlier so this was just soldering the components.
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>>711015900
I think you're overestimating the seriousness of a jokin round groan.
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>>711017280
Would it be a happy groan? if not it'd be best not to do so to an angel.
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My glorious husbando
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Fucking virgins
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what is it with nui here
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>>711017274
That sounds way more fun. The only time we get to make a board is having it printed by a manufacturer :/
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>>711018004
Paul blart is our hero
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>>711017735
Yeaman. A "you're silly" groan isn't a "stop telling puns forever" groan.

>>711018072
She's my wife but this other person thinks she isn't, for some reason
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>>711018625
Well as long as you don't bother her, though it's likely a phony.


>this other person thinks she isn't, for some reason
I believe you do have a Nui but not The Nui.
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Gee /b/ is moving fast today.

I wonder why that is...
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>>711019678
me too

where's my hug you faggot
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Miku stole my bike.
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>>711019991
i thought she stole your heart
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>>711020105
That too.
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>>711019991
This wouldn't happen under trump

>>711019752
Have you looked under the bed?
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Bump
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>>711020349
yes and i didn't see anything other than dildos
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>>711020318
how are you live
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