Dubs Decide
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Dubs Decide
>>711007926
boiled semen
$40
>>711008374
A good pounding
>>711007926
My peenus weenus
A train of niggers on your cunt
Aids
My virginity.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Painful anal
I'm a virgin
>>711007926
a tin of my semen
I'll fuck you in the ass?
>>711009346
Reroll
nigger
A sweet kiss on the cheek
My anal virginity
a niggers tongue in your anus
My cock.
>>711009346
Rolling for this
>>711009511
winrar
a blowjob (if a guy) i'll suck your clit (if a girl)
A bucket of fresh horse semen
>>711009533
Winrar
>>711009533
>711009522
>>711009511
3dubs in a row... what now?
>>711009511
>>711009522
>>711009533
Checked 3 in a row
>>711009511
>>711009522
>>711009533
Post all these after she responds to each.
>>711009511
Win
OP will surely deliver
>>711009522
This is the only correct answer. It's obvious she wants your cock and it's obvious that you want to say this but you came to /b/ to have someone tell you to say it so you didn't have to nut up and say it yourself.
a black man
OP here...
>>>711009522
Can I just put this one?
>>711009837
Ooh, check out this alpha.
>>711009837
savagely true
>>711009947
Just do it already.
>>711009947
no you have to do them in order
>>711009947
if you want to be a pussy
>>711009947
Yes
OP here, I will never deliver, fuck you all faggots
>>711009947
Yes. you get to pick because they were 3 in a row
those have always been the rules
>>711010242
Why did you make the thread then, faggot?
Now we wait for a reaction, it may take a while
>>711010332
kys perv
>>711010332
It's not OP you newfag retard
>>711010347
Good work OP. Proud of you
im going to put my fist so far inside you, youre gonna taste my fingers
>>711010406
kek'd
>>711010452
roll
>>711010466
winrar
>>711010406
Yes it was OP. This >>711010347 is just some photoshopped bullshit.
>>711010630
it was me, kys newfag
>>711010630
What makes you say that? Are you embarrassed because you took the bait?
>>711010347
You fucked up waiting two hours to say that. She probably isn't in the mood anymore
>>711010678
Then you're OP, you faggot shouldn't have make a thread if you're not ready to deliver.
Should I just be an hero?
>>711010800
Stand your ground
>>711010800
no you should just delete her and move on to the next girl who will understand a fucking joke
>>711010800
Sorry, my younger sister took my phone.
>>711010800
Post this >>711009346
>>711010771
You're trying so hard
Hope you loved my bait up your newfag ass
>>711010898
>One off
I'll roll for what he's rolling for
>>711010800
you can recover, dubs decides next
>>711010800
Just laugh and tell her she set herself up for it
>>711010800
>>711010466
send this, dubs
Say NIGGER
>>711010989
SEND MY FUCKING DUBS, OP
>>711010800
My coke*
Would you rather I let you use my strap-on and fuck my tight little ass hole?
>>711010985
But DO NOT apologize
>>711007926
You know you want it
sorry sa6an toled me to
>>711010800
I mean...You, me, my bed. You give me that ass and I give your best orgasms
>>711011126
Reroll
>>711007926
>windows phone
>saged, thread evacuated
>>711011126
roll
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>711011126
raewl
What?
You can't handle a fucking joke or what?
>>711011126
rolling
>>711011126
roll for you anus
>>711011294
Can I assume you use an iphone? You know because you seem to know alot about what phones are good/worth the money?
>>711011445
OMFG
>>711011126
>>711011454
Android is the only acceptable option
>>711011295
I'M NOT SENDING THAT STUPID ASS POST! She doesn't know what kek means.
God, put your dubs to some use
>>711011519
I can't say shit I don't even have a phone, home or mobile.
It ain't gonna suck itself
MAGA
>>711011558
We're trying
Roll for
>>711011126
>>711011558
OP is a fag
Fucking niggers man
>>711011644
WINRAR
>>711011622
Win
>>711011622
KEK
>>711010800
Put these 2 together with an or in the middle
>>711011622
>>711011644
>>711011752
Fucking win
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT
>>711011752
This
Send her this
>>711011752
Deliver. Dance for us, monkey
still waiting for a reply OP or what? don't pussy out... keep it going.
>>711011866
DELIVER, FAGGOT
>>711011826
yes
>>711011866
>boom. this...
>>711011866
>>711011126
rolll
>>711010800
I said my cock. Are you ugly AND retarded?
OP is faggot....
>>711011988
OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG
>>711011283
Rolling for this
>>711011893
>>711011982
>>711011988
I AM BECOME DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
She hesitated with the dots, stand your ground. Should have been more flirty and suggestive. Now your only hope is to say "My *8 inch* cock" and be douchy.
>>711012091
kek
>>711012070
it already won
roll for this >>711011081
>>711012091
roll
>>711012255
OMFG HAHAHA WINRAR
getting bored now OP... whats happening?
>>711007926
Please don't be a fag, the further you go the better chance she will beleive you that other people were telling you what to say and she won't be as angry
>>711012300
He's sucking a dick
OP is kill
>>711011826
ROLL
REPLY NOW, OP
well bugger me with a fish fork.. I only went and got dubs didn't i
>>711007926
NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT
>>711012255
win win win win
>>711012255
NO!
>>711012386
Op is dead
>>711011604
If you ever decide you need one get an android. I would suggest samsung or a high end HTC
>>711011126
rolling for this
>>711012444
god bless me
go fuckng op
>>711012445
fk off
>>711007926
i'm going to give your meat a good old rub
>>711012444
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
IF THIS POST ENDS IN 5 YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS
>>711012484
An S7?
>>711012481
Kek is that from a show?
>>711012335
naa little bitch is probably creepin, textin, sayin he's sorry and didn't mean it and 4chan made me do it
>>711011376
rolling for this
>>711012602
I have the s7 edge and it's great
>>711012624
How young are you? Clearly too young
>>711007926
let's make your ass great again babe
Damn this thread had potential but op had to go and be a gay nigger fag
>>711012624
Beavis and Butthead.
>>711012674
Until it blows up, you can't even take them on planes any more
>>711012624
Yes,
Beavis and Butthead if im not wrong
>>711012624
beavis and butthead u fucking nigger
>>711012624
lurk moar fag
>>711012667
I told her a friend made me do it
How about i vote for hillary?
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CURSED
7's are telling the truth
0's are telling the lie
>>711012842
If you kept going then she might have actualy believed you, no one is going to stop after just one text you fucking pussy.
>>711012686
>>711012725
>>711012761
>>711012818
More like beavis and butthurt amirite?
OP is a fag
>>711012999
>Checked
More like Beavis and baited
>>711012988
Alright then, next dubs will be sent to her
>>711013090
Liar
so apparently op is kill, u guys wanna hear a green text story i cooked up while waiting for op
>>711013130
OP here
>>711013090
Beavis and bukkake
>>711013190
Show updated text log
>>711013130
It's too late now you cunt, you need to text some other grill
>Assuming you know more than 1 grill
>>711013140
Send greentext
>>711013211
Damn straight
>>711012842
that you OP?
Haven't put anything yet, thats why next dubs will be sent
>>711013335
Sadly
>>711013355
don't count this shit.
>>711012091
Roll
>>711013190
>>711013140
>>711013130
>>711013090
Why you lying
>>711012987
>>711013355
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>711013355
kek u just did it faggot
>>711012091
this
>>711013423
where's the screen shot?
>>711013355
>>711012842
Not you?
>>711013423
send her the link to this thread.. show her it was /b/
>>711013355
Is it a different girl?
If yes show chat log
>>711013444
which one kek, plz op put this one, it's a mutha fuckin trips
>>711013190 (You)
>>711013130 (You)
I am OP
Can you send me pic of your pussy plz? My mom thinks I'm a faggot and threatening to kick me out of the house.
>>711013625
Who is she anyway?
>>711013648
Sorry I can't do that I only have a penis on me right now but if you ask me later maybe I'll be able to help.
>>711013736
>>711007926
A masterbaker
Just dumbing and bumping
OP here, I love massive nigger dick.
>>711013736
A girl in my high school that I like. My brother and a friend say that she likes me, but I am too pussy to make a move.
>>711013837
That too
>>711013292
here you go fam
>be me 16 years old, almost finishing 10th year of school
>new girl comes to class
>we talk for a bit
>she invites me to study at her place
>i say yes because i got nothing better to do
>i study with her, get to know her and shit
>suddenly i became her bff
>school ends, we keep in touch blah blah blah, she still invites me...
>one days she has a secret to share with me
>we go to her yard and she, behind her old ass treehouse, she gets a bag
>like a real huge bag
>of joints
>saynobeforeitstoolate.jpg
>"hum... are we gonna do it togheter?" i ask for no fucking reason
>"yeah", when i heard her say this, i knew i should've gone back when i could've
>we crack some joints and 2 hours later it sets in, that shit was hard to set in material.
>we get high, we have sex out of nowhere
>i try a doggystyle with her on the window
>shit was intense, real good stuff
>i cum buckets, with a big huge push at the end
>and by cumming buckets i pushed her off the window so hard she fell and broke her fucking leg, arm and 2 ribs
> aw fuck
>>711014037
Oops, has she not replied about cock?
>>711014166
Kek
I wish i can screencap but im on phone
>>711013836
That was supposed to be sent to the girl autismo
>>711014166
>>711014277
>>711014344
>>711014511
4 dubs in a row
>>711014511
here you go
spread the story everywhere
>>711014774
Thanks man
i dont want this thread to die, i had such keks here
>>711015801
why look at "fun" stuff when we can look at dicks?
new /b/
>>711016148
i shall never let this thread die
>>711016406
Then bump
>>711016406
Every thread has it's time and day, this is this threads. Just let it die. Much like the Meeseeks theyt aren't ment to stay alive for long. Life is agony for a thread on 4chan so the faster they die the better for the thread. Don't be selfish. Think of the thread.
>>711012752
thats the note 7, happy to inform a troll
>>711016929
Whatever, like I said I don't own a phone so I really don't care.
