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How addictive is shoving a dildo in your ass to get off? I want to try it but I'm afraid I'll become obsessed with doing it everyday.
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>>711005054
Get the fuck out.
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>>711005054
I try but it hurts so I stop
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>>711005054
then don't do it?
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Real cock feels even better
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>>711005054
it's fun but I don't do it every day

>>711006040
this guy is correct
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>>711005054
I suppose that would depend on a lot starting with how much you in particular like it.
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>>711005054
I'm 100% straight and I tried it, feels so good it's really addicting. Just stop being gay and do it already
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>>711006040
>>711006107
lmao faggots
but just out of curiosity what's it like
just so i can make fun of you more haha
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Can hurt at first but once you get used to it, it can feel amazing. Problem is, you soon get bored of either the size of your dildo/vibrator or a piece of plastic just isnt enough. I have zero interest in taking a dick up the pooper but I'm bored of dildos now so Im moving onto giant buttplugs.
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>>711006295
are you even trying hide it? Most obvious closet faggot I've seen so far
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>>711005054
Its super addictive once you get past the pain and uncomfortable phase. just feels amazing. It can be like having an instense and constant orgasm but better. I have bought about 20 dildos and own 3 fucking machines now. Get into it, lad.
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Girlfriend fucks me with a strap on, it's great.
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I give up, /b/ turned me gay. I wish i could just give myself to a nice cock
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>>711006857
I know what you mean about the size thing but i think you need need to find the right dildo. I have 2 that are just amazing and i can fuck them for hours.
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I've tried it a few times with a pencil. It hurts so much I should've stopped the first or second time. I also sometimes put my finger in my pooper while I'm showering but it usually ends in me laying on the floor in pain
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>>711006956
That's not what happens. /b/ shows so much porn that you get bored of normal shit.
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>>711007022
I think I just prefer the girth of a fat buttplug rather than the length of a dildo. Far more comfortable and fulfilling for me.
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What's the biggest you ride/ridden /b/?
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>>711007099
Definitely this.
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the orgasms that you get are way more strong and if you care too much about your sexual preference too much like the conservative fuck you are than don't do it
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>>711007099
I don't know, I've always thought a weekend away in a cabin with some hot shemale would be amazing.
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Anyone else ever peed when giving yourself a real pounding? Some times i orgasm so hard i cant help but "push down"
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>>711006794
how can you get that aesthetic without hormones?
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>>711007350

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34871

I have one of these and have took around 8/9 inches of it a few times but it wasn't comfortable or enjoyable for me going that deep.
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>>711005054

i just do it once every 2 or 3 months when i haven't fapped in over a week or so. feels absolutely amazing if you shave your ass and use lube
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Dude, internet trannies look so fuckable but irl are literal shit.
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>>711007099
This.
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where to get toy like this? halp
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>>711008106
Yeah but if i was steaming and one came onto me id let it smash my hole
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>>711007825
Yes, it's like a mixture of pee and cum? I like to think of it as "squirting" minus the full climax.
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>>711008263
Yeah, its "goo-y-er" than piss. I do orgasm like fuck though when it happens
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What about that almost S shaped plastic thing? i'm not sure how that thing even works.
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>>711007825
I peed while getting fucked, super embarassing
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>>711008370
A lot of those are intended to his your gspot but honestly, ive always found that the right dildo going in and out is much more amazing. Doesn't matter if its hitting the prostate or not
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>>711008230
Idk if the guy looks girly enough and talks like a bitch i'd bang the ever living shit out of him.
I'd be rly hot to dirtytalk a tranny
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>>711008451
>>711008263
Im glad it happens to other people. I havnt watched gay porn so i didnt know if its common or not
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>>711008507
What are they called?
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I tried it and now I can't get off without something up my butt, try it
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>>711005054
not addictive, but is exhilarating.

mostly straight guy here
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>>711008370
Aneros? Just stimulates your prostate making it easier to cum
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>>711007847

You cannot. At that point, it's not even gay anymore. That thing's not a man it's some sort of genetic fuckslut hybrid.
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>>711007728
Sauce plez?
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>>711008760
>Aneros
I thought i vibrated or something. Shame.
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feels good once you know what you're doing

but the cleaning and prep and need for lube kinda sucks so unless you're entirely obsessed it's not really an everyday thing
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>>711008451
And now I'm diamonds.
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>>711005054
The bible is pretty clear on this
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>>711006857
Same here, got bored of toys and kept buying bigger ones. Now I stretch my ass with a 9" diameter plug every few nights.
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>>711008586
One is a basics 8 inch, pretty thin and tapered. Another one is some no name 10 incher, pretty thick and textured but soft. It came with my f machine
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Is there some kind of technique to using one? I bought a 7" out of curiousity and it just felt like having a lump of plastic I was constantly shitting out, no pleasure at all. Was getting pretty fatigued trying to get it to work as well.
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>>711010010
Anal just ain't for you, bud. It's fine.
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>>711010010
keep going, work it, vary depth and how hard. Light some candles, have a wee drink and get into it
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>>711005054
>>711008912
truth right here.
prepping powdered lube,
cleaning outside with soap,
enema inside with hot water,
applying lube to all areas,
slowly slowly insert,
a little bouncy fun and release,
then clean everything up again,
then put everything away.

its a bit of work even for those experienced and if you're new it can take a couple hours to go safe and slowly.
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>>711010010
you might want a curved one if your prostate isn't very accessible
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>>711005054

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

DIE DIE DIE
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>>711008451
I'd go nuts if i fucked tranny in the shower and the bitch peed herself.
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>>711007825
its best when you can make yourself cum without getting fully hard. the sensation is incredible
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>>711005054
I got so addicted to it I now have two fractures and three haemorrhoids in my rectum.
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>>711010666
No you wouldn't. You would feel empowered that your cock was so big and ability to smash ass was so good that she came so hard she literally pished herself
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>>711005054
any more gifs like this?
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>>711005054

It's like a drug. Only instead of feeling like you're on drugs, it feels like you have a big dildo up your ass.
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>>711010843
sounds like you're doing it wrong

the slow blade will pierce your shields just fine
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>>711011000
Kek
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you can also angle the toy as you insert it
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>>711010666
>>711010900

If you get fucked hard enough, prostate can push on the bladder. Normally wouldn't notice, but if you've got a full bladder it can get pissy.
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>>711008882
Some models vibrate. And even if it doesn't aneros are fucking great.
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>>711010900
That's what i meant with going nuts, tbh fucking a girly faggot that begs for cock sounds pretty hot.
No homo btw.
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Pretty addictive if you like it i guess. I would be suprised if you could start with a dildo.
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>>711011013
I was overusing it. For a month I was doing nothing but getting wasted early in the morning with gin and then proceeding to stuff my ass with everything that could fit inside for the rest of the day. Like an empty gin bottle, for example. It was a month of non stop action.
Now I can't sit longer than for half an hour and get blood all over my toilet every time I make bears.
Don't go harsh on your butthole with little to no lube while getting drunk to the tits every day, kids.

On the bright side, a cute 23 years old proctologist lady fingers me every two weeks so there's that.
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>>711005054
What at home objects make good dildos?
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>>711011798
i have warm up with a finger to the second knuckle before moving onto 2, 3 then 4 fingers before even attempting a big black dildo
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To all anons who had their dick react to this thread.
You're all faggots you know that right ?
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>>711011804
real moral : use lube, relax, go slowly
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im just disappointed that you cant really find anything manageable in the 2.5" diamater range on amazon
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>>711005054
its not something i obsess over too much, happens every now and then.
usually u have to time it to when u have recently shit and u had a kinda clean one that came out in a nice piece. sometimes i do enemas but it takes much time and not always worth the effort.
most of the time for me atleast i just use a bit of imagination and do a bit of fapping instead. but then theres these times when you feel extra horny and just need to shove a big dildo up ure ass and fuck your brains out.
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>>711011841
A big peeled Cucumber.
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>>711012004
aside from that one guy, yeah. welcome to the thread, by the way
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>>711012258
Well to be honest I did post in the wrong thread.
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>>711012067
what do you mean by manageable?
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>>711011841
Deodorant spray bottles, torches, pens.
God tier: fingers, bananas.

Never_ever_stick_in_your_butthole-tier: cucumbers (too easy to snap in half, too hard to get the other half out), glass bottles (a human rectum is much stronger than you could imagine, it's nearly impossible to get all the shards out after a bottle gives up inside)
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>>711005054
it is more of a revelation than an addiction for me

I was pleasantly surprised by how good it felt
I guess thats the reason why its often referred to as "boypussy" because youre discovering a highly erogenous zone of your body that was "hidden" before

eventhough I like it so much I dont do it very often though since there is a sort of hassle that comes along with it (e.g. cleaning, dieting and so on) which will keep you from getting "addicted" too quickly
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>>711012215

why peel it? :/
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>>711011841

i lost my virginity to a curling iron
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>>711012494
>Deodorant spray bottles
Those are rather gritty for beginners.
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>>711012388
quality material, low/no odor, not enormous or excessively long. usually on amazon you have either 1.8 or 3 inch, not much in between
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>>711012671
Was it on ?
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sticking a cucumber up your ass seems like a great way to get an infection, even if you clean it first
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>>711012656
1000 ways to die
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>>711012733
...put a condom on it
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>>711011804
seems like it was worth it
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>>711012733

yeah because there is a whole phylum of bacteria that found their biological niche digesting cucumbers and human intestines.
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>>711006870
And he took the bait
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>>711012696
buy a bad dragon dildo

they're really high quality, ship discretely, and have all sorts of shapes and ridges and shit that feel nice

the only real stigma is the furfag thing but who gives a fuck, they're great dildos for the price
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>>711011841
Dildos.
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>>711012494
the head should always be round/ballshaped as well
making it infinitely easier to slide it inside

plus lube is your friend
dont use spit its drying out way too fast
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>>711012892
yea see i cant do that, it has to look and feel like a real dick as much as possible. i dont even like that bright colored or clear ones
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>>711012892
i have an xl chance but im too broke to get another bd toy and the chance isn't a toy i take regularly
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Whats your favourite position to fuck your dildo in? I like to lie on my side
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>>711005054
It's pretty meh. I thought I'd enjoy it more than I do. I only do it sometimes and only when I'm really really horny.
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I can never get hands free orgasm from ass play, feels like I'm the edge but no matter how hard I try I can't push myself to orgasm.
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>>711013466
Hands free doesn't mean stimulation free. Add vibration to the tip.
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>>711011841
A toothbrush, the end you hold obviously, feels amazing and you can push it real deep without it feeling uncomfortable.

Would highly recommend.
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>>711013221
What does a guy feel if you tight up your butt when he's giving you the D?
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>>711013684

To be honest, when i fuck my girl in the butt and she coughs or something it will give me a little shock, but when she tries to keep it tight she'll last, tops, 20 seconds before she forgets thats what she was trying to do.

Like. The best thing you can do is scream in pleasure. Leave the filling of the ass to us.
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>>711006870
you forgot to turn on your sarcasm radar
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I've tried anal with someone before just recently

and it always hurt so badly and I was always so afraid of having an accident on him

any tips?

I already forego eating, douche thoroughly, and try to relax as much as possible
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>>711008802
somehow this turns me on
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>>711013669
I don't have anything that vibrates, and it feels like cheating when I touch my dick.
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>>711005054
got any more gifs/webm like that?
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>>711013684
dont know i dont use my penis on other people, 100% bottom only but i had one guy who would fuck me just right that i could cum basically involuntarily and he said that when i start cumming my ass would contract and tighten around his cock and make him cum too
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>>711006956
same
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>>711013466
I've found a workaround for that problem.
You have to make an anchor for cumming. Make yourself into associating some sort of a sound or a thing with orgasm. Then trigger your orgasm with the anchor while playing with your prostate.

My anchor is Alizee's J'en Ai Marre! I fapped to it so many times that it got imprinted in my brain as a part of the process of ejaculation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

Replay the video during buttplay = instant hands free orgasm.
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>>711013939

Meh, if it hurts it's usually the fuckERs fault, not the fuckEE. As some dude already said, yes you can just power through and get it done, but anal is much better when the fuckEE is ready. Like they recently took a big solid shit with no wiping, and then while you guys are warming up and the fucker is doing some finger progression, feel for poop. If no poop, that ass wants a pounding.

Finger progression is the secret to anal. Too many guys don't when introducing a girl to anal, and ruin the chances of anal for the rest of us.
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>>711014070
MUH
Shamr that i picture you as a girly looking trap, and you probably are a regular dude
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>>711014043
Let me to touch your dick while you tinkle your prostate then. I'll suck on it like it was the last delicious steaming cold sundae on Earth and we're in the middle of the Sahara desert.
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>>711014249
Yea I really don't want to condition myself in any way. Ass play is just a curiosity to explore every now and then.
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>>711014457
Nice offer but despite occasional ass play I don't swing that way.
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>>711014422
you sure about that senpai?
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>>711014488
Weakling.
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>>711005054
anal is a meme.
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>>711012215
Any kinds of vegetables is shit

It's too cold
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>>711005054
It's weird.
Can only speak for myself but the urge comes out of no-where.

I'll be jacking myself off and then 3 minutes later I'm bouncing off a homemade dildo.
(Rolled up shirt with a condom over it with something malleable in the middle of the shirt to stop it being so floppy.)

And then there's the shame.
Every time I finish with something up my rectum I get the strongest "What the fuck. What did I do that for feeling" ever

It feels kind of like losing money.
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Got an Extra large fox dick, had it for 4 months now? I stick it up my arse every second day pretty much, and ride it till I near pass out from pleasure.
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>>711014357
how long should someone be fingered before penile insertion should take place?
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>>711014583
cute

show butt plz
show thong plz
show gstring plz
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>>711014585
I'm in a relationship, and while it's kinky, I really don't want to explain myself why I need certain song to cum.
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>>711014583
That's n-nice tranny-chan
No homo btw.
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>>711014839

It's not time it's how many fingers. Like, you know, how experienced they are. Current girlfriend i start with 2 fingers, and progress to 4 in like 5 minutes or less. But the first time we did it I started on 1, went up to 2, then that was it for the day. Second time up to 3 fingers, then try and stretch a bit by moving the fingers around (from a triangle to a line, etc). That hurt her, and so i left it there. Third time i went from 2 fingers to 4, and then popped the tip in.

Time after that she was bouncing up and down on that dick like a pro. Really, for anal, you have to think like a chessplayer. 3 moves ahead. Finger that asshole every single time you fuck, working up in fingers, and then when you can get four in activate anal.
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I just got an 8 in dildo and I love using it when I tie up my cock and balls. It feels pretty great but it can hurt
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>>711014937
There was a guy who decided that sex feels better than masturbation because of its physicality. Sex requires a decent amount of physical work. So he decided to do jumping jacks before cumming making the orgasm much better and longer.

It was fine until he decided to lose his virginity with a prostitute. He ended up doing jumping jacks in front of her for ten minutes just to get himself hard, then cumming in ten seconds after touching her boob.
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>>711015434
Well there you have it.
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>>711015434
This sounds like a parable. lmao

"There was a guy"

...Was the guy you?
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>>711014848
my penis is ITT if that does anything for you :3

>>711015114
of course not! its not gay if your the girl, is it?
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It's addicting
If I dont have my fav vibe in my butt fora few days I can feel my butthole aching for it
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My bf fucks me every night and it's the most amazing feeling ever. Especially when he makes me cum from fucking me so hard.
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>>711010350
>enema inside with hot water,
Absolutely not, that can be dangerous. Always use lukewarm water for enemas.
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>>711005054
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>>711016460

That British passport tho.
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>>711016132
Every night?
Isn't it a bit exhausting avoiding eating and having to douche everyday, or do you just not bother
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>>711016665
It has never really been an issue. I don't clean.
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>>711016665
I'm assuming you shit on pretty regular periods, right? I do. Shits only in your sphincter just before you have to go-- so long as your diet is normal and you have regular bowel movements, its very easy to get fucked and it not be messy.
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>>711015729
Do you like to be treated like a slutty bitch when fucking?
I mean like regular stuff, i'm curious since it gets me horny.
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I do it as often as I can, which is maybe once-twice a week if i'm lucky. Each one of those is like a off and on 4-hour sesh.

This is my fav by far. I can get about 10" in

https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Clear/dp/B002X78ENI?th=1
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It is addicting because a hands free cum is mindblowing. I later found out Im a natural bottom and real dick is better
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>>711010666
nice trips my friend, nice trips
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>>711017561
Suction cup is better, allows for hands free fun, and shower play.
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>>711013963
was about to say the same thing..
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>>711017682

Sorry man :(
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>>711017359
ofc. i love to be manhandled, i see always seek out men who are much larger than me so they can put me in my place but that isnt hard to find cause im like 5-9 118lbs. i like to get choked during sex and love to rim a guy if hes clean

i would like to find a guy willing to slap me around and spit on me but thats just a fantasy and it might not be as hot in reality. you know?
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>>711017682
I haven't found a reliable one yet. :(

Either the suction cup is not powerful enough for the size of the toy, or it just flat out breaks. Feels bad man
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>>711017910
Sorry for what ?
>>711017968
Wired the one I had was so adhesive I could do pull ups on it.
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>>711018132

Sorry that you have no arms :(
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>>711018172

Fuck i meant to say hands. Fuck. Ruined.
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>>711005054
Very. My butt-hole is wrecked from lack of proper lube and relaxation though.
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>>711006794
Yea but then I realize the biggest downside is that there will be no soft and wet pussy to embrace me a pulsate when orgasm'd... So... Yeah.. Nah.
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>>711018172
Hilarious
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>>711006904
Man... So you've really sealed the deal on being stuck in your basement forever nuh?
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>>711017939
>i like to get choked
Hot af

>spit on me and slap me around but thats just fantasy

That.
I'd never get fucked or fuck a guy but i rly get off fantasizing with dominating a tranny.

If i were cute and girly enough i'd become a trap and let men use me, i'd moan like a bitch, i'd beg for cock, etc.

That dom and sub gets me hard af.
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TBH, my girlfriend likes to finger my asshole.
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>>711005054
I wouldn't say it's any more addictive than any other way to wank.
The feeling is different though, when you orgasm the main area you notice is the feeling of the clenching in your ass. A really great orgasm, but I wouldn't want to swap it every time for direct cock only touching.

Just like the song says, 'relax'. Use lots of lube and go slow to start with.
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>>711005054
prostate stimulation interests me but it just seems like it would hurt for a while before id even like it

i tried sticking my pinkie up my ass a few years ago and it hurt too much and i havent tried anything yet

tips?
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>>711019127
>That dom and sub gets me hard af

You and me both, anon
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>>711006295
Hahaha what a bunch of fags putting things up their butt. Btw what's it like I'm not masterbaiting to trap porn I promise
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>>711019691
- Use lube
- Go slow
- If it hurts, slow down or reduce the size
- Relax your asshole before you put anything it
- Relax your asshole after you put something in it

You should feel your asshole tense around your finger (or whatever it is) and after waiting 5-10 seconds, your asshole will untense and you can push further in, etc.
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>>711019691
Do it after a shit.
Have cleaning stuff nearby
Next time you have a particularly emptying shit, push like you're still trying to spit and stick a lubed finger in.
Should go in nice and easy.
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>>711019691
>>711019982
also get into a sort of relaxed fetal position laying on your side, helps you to relax more easily you until you get the hang of it
easiest position to start with
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>>711019127
well im not saying i wouldnt let someone slap me around i guess part of that is the "let". i mean i dont want to just lay there and get slapped, i want do deserve it for someting i did wrong.

you should indulge your fantasies though to a certain extent, you may not like it but if you never try how will you know?
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It's scary how easily 4chan turned me into a faggot that gets off to pics of men in hormones dressed as girls.
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>>711020758
We didn't turn you, you were always a faggot, we just gave the little push you needed.
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>>711020758
Or how I was peer pressured into hormone therapy. Yay shills.
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>>711020758
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>>711011841
for my first time i used the handle of a hairbrush like pic related, wrapped it in a condom and slowly tried to sit down onto it. Big advantage is, its very hard to have your ass "swallow" it, saving you a possible trip to the ER.

Other than that
>carrot of your preferred size
>use a toothpick to make hole through one end (preferrably the bigger one and make sure there`s still enough carrot behind it)
>use hole to attach emergency pullout string (whatever, package string or similar)
>wrap it in a rubber (dont wrap your lifeline, that'd be pointless)
>ready to go
carrots also sometimes come with bent tips, so they make great prostate ticklers
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>>711020921
What ? Are you a feminine trap now ?
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>>711021286
this
i use comb
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>>711005054
Depends on you
I love having a dildo in my ass but I don't do it all the time because it takes a lot of prep and effort. Also when you try it be careful and go slow, the other reason I don't do it everyday is because it's a 3 hour process. Comics make it seem like a quicky but it's not.
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>>711008189
Spencer's
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>>711020671
>well im not saying i wouldnt let someone slap me around i guess part of that is the "let". i mean i dont want to just lay there and get slapped
>i want do deserve it for someting i did wrong.

i'd punish you for not swallowing cock properly or cumming without my permision

>you should indulge your fantasies though to a certain extent, you may not like it but if you never try how will you know?

nah, i'm fine with fapping to trap pics, in irl girls are better for me.
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>>711013681
What do I use as lube?
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>>711016460
Is that you?
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>>711008802
This is pretty fucking hot. Where can I get one, /b/?
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>>711023156
Actual fucking lube. It's not expensive. you can get it in any supermarket.
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>>711023156
Lube
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>>711023240
Probably craigslist
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>>711023156
dont use anything other than actual lube, or you will regret it
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>>711023638
this. tried using conditioner in the shower one time. feel the burn
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>>711005903
pic related? or just your average /pol/shilling?
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>>711023156
saliva, soap but can be painful.
Better use real lube.
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>>711009592
>It came with my f machine

I've always wanted to buy one, but they can be rather expensive. Are they worth it? Which model do you own?
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Any recommendations for a good chastity cage?
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>>711023156
I have done it with soap, normal soap, not shampoo or anything fancy.
Its not good enough, but it is better than spit.
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>>711012671
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>>711020921
post boypussy. Make my dick hard, thats why you are here.
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>>711023967
I don't get this dumb fetish.
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>>711024252
For a lot of people it's giving up control of your body. But also so your dick stays small and can't be masculine...
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>>711023967
Buy a cheap knockoff first. If you enjoy it, get a holy trainer v2
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>>711024374
Those things are clearly designed for jew fags with no foreskin.
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I can't get off to guys that are not dressed as girls or look manly. Is this normal?
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>>711005054
It's definitely better than a regular fap, but it's not so much better that it makes all the preparation and cleanup worth the trouble.
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>>711024374
Define a cheap knockoff.

>>711024555
I'm in Burgerland. We're almost all cut here, Jew or not. Guess I'm in luck for once.
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>>711007350
Biggest dildo is 9" sucked a nice 8" real cock only once though wish I didnt lose his number
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>>711024555
I wear it with a foreskin just fine.

>>711024693
>less than $30
>silicone
>will probably be uncomfortable long term

Ebay / Amazon have a bunch of Holy Trainer / CB knockoffs that are decent for figuring out if you even like wearing it.
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>>711007031
dude looks like u need a fucking guide, learn about lube and preparation
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>>711025012
>I wear it with a foreskin just fine.
And just how do you clean yourself ?

>>711024693
>I'm in Burgerland. We're almost all cut here,
That's because jews are your overlords.
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>>711025012
https://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Silicone-Chastity-Device-Exercise/dp/B01J38BW9W/
Like this one?
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>>711025307
>That's because jews are your overlords.
I'm aware of that. Just saying that if the device is meant for the circumcised, then I'm good.
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>>711025307
It's unlocked, I clean, it's put back on. Even cut fags should be cleaning regularly, the shaft becomes dirty too.

>>711025332
Yeah something like that. It won't be something you want to wear long term, but if you find you hate it, at least you didn't spend $100+
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mmmm<3
https://xhamster.com/movies/6783409/kimsatrans_sissy_trans_fucked_hard_by_big_dildo_and_squirts.html
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>>711024652
definitely this. i love it but i rarely do it because its alot easier and less messy to just crank one out like normal
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>>711014764
pics plz thx
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>>711010827
can you describe it pls or, preferably, tell a story about when you had one and describe it there?
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>>711025663
is this your ass faggot? if so hit me up
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This thread is going from kinky to faggotery I'm out.
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>>711005054
I bought a nice 6 inch realistic dildo a couple months back. I've used it about 8 times, the first 4 times it hurt but that's to be expected. Don't expect to blow your mind the first time or even the first few times. You have to get your ass used to having something shoved up it. Once you do, you get the hang of where to apply pressure to massage your prostate and all that stuff. The orgasm is definitely worth it. It's crippling how strong it can be. These cunts on here that say that you're a fag for putting anything up your ass (aside from a dude's cock for obvious reasons) are missing out on tremendous cum shots and orgasms. They're just afraid that after getting that feeling they'll wanna suck a cock or it'll make them gay. Not so. I still love women, still attracted to women, still wanna fuck women, and still totally not turned on by men with exception to traps but only passable ones. So, try it and expect pain but once you get passed all that - it's fucking bliss.
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>>711010827
>its best when you can make yourself cum without getting fully hard. the sensation is incredible

Is it for that reason that many people wear a chastity device while getting assfucked? Does it feel better?
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Do butt orgasms have a limit?
I mean when you orgasm from your time you can do it like 3 times nonstop.
But how much can you get fucked in the ass?
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>>711007847

Fisheye effect and lighting does wonders for the body.
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>>711006956
same
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>>711024649
yup, i'm the same, theres nothing wrong with it
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>>711025775
honestly its not that hard to do (pun intended?). i have difficulty concentrating on staying hard when there is something that big in my ass. it feels like im right on the edge of getting a boner but it never quite happens and when i do cum it kind of just floods out in a continuous stream rather than a bunch of spurts then the contractions sorta come after. its hard to describe but its like theres sensations on the inside rather than just the penis if that makes sense

>>711026127
dont know i dont do that
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>>711026127
I find It's easier to orgasm anally when not touching my dick, you kinda have to retrain your body. Chastity helps with that. Plus the whole dom/sub/control bit.

>>711026128
Sometimes multiple, sometimes one big one, depends.

You can get fucked as much as you can take. Regular breaks are important for allowing your ass time to heal.
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>>711011013
>be the Kwisatz Haderach
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Can i use baby oil as lube?
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>>711027125
It won't cause harm, but oil based lubes will destroy condoms and a lot of butt plugs / dildos
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>>711026156
sauce
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>>711026722
>Plus the whole dom/sub/control bit.
I don't have a partner right now. I just want a chastity cage for solo "don't touch your dick, sissy" training.
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>>711014764
how do you achieve this?
i have a decent sized dildo with vibrator... but i can't seem to hit any amazing gspot or anthing, if i go for too long it ends up hurting and i start jacking off to end the session :/
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IST HIER ein süßer femboy aus NRW, mit dem ich endlich meine erste gay sexuellen Erfahrungen machen kann. Bin 24, jung.
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what's the best household object to use as an anal toy?
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I fucking love being bisexual. I get to suck cock and get my cock sucked by girls and dudes. I get fuck and get fucked... When I fap its usually to straight porn but I can't finish without my 9 incher balls deep in my ass.
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>>711007488
I want to bury my cock in that fleshy toy.
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>>711028325
Sharpies are a classic for a reason
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>>711022508
is he rubbing his taint? that works?
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>>711028437
That's weird, I saw that picture and was grossed tf out
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>>711005054
for me honestly it's just too much hassle, I do it once per month or less
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>>711022508
She looks pretty
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>>711005054
lol, I am turning 40 soon, I know it will be time to have a doctor shove his finger up there. I will do it myself first (so no surprises and I get my black cherry, not some dr...) I am worried I will like it though and feel like I have wasted the last 40 years :P
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>>711010666
*himself
fucking retard
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Did it like 20 times, now i can't even remember the last time i did it. Cumming from anal feels great tho. Never did anything sexual with guys, it's just a great way to cum.
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>>711028251
Vollig losgelost hail hittler guten tag berlin Schwartzesmarken ali baba al rashid
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>>711009111
Checked
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>>711028911
bravo. you voted Trump right?
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>>711028654
Why? It looks clean and hairless, and if you're a faggot you already accepted that shit comes from there.
I'd love to feel that boipucci contracting around my cock.
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I'm straight. massaging the prostate with toys feels amazing. doesn't mean I want to fall in love with a dude.
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>>711028325

A fire extinguisher
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>>711028911
sieg heil
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>>711028325
your dads cock
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>>711025663
Shame he holds in his screams.
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>>711006794

name?
>>
someone with skype?
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I've done it a couple times before, it feels okay, but the feeling of regret while you slowly pull the object out of your ass after you nut is depressing
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>>711014752
This
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>>711024652
That pic is so fucking hot
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i'm about to cum fapping
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>>711023156
intimate soap is pretty good
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Not very. The tedium of washing your ass out, getting the lube, making sure your environment is clean and safe from lube and everything sort of takes the fun out of it.
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>>711031228
Have you ever imagined your dad taking a shit?
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After Trump takes office, we won't have to deal with faggots anymore. He'll have them all imprisoned and shot, right? Like he promised, right?
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>>711007931
I beg for source/more
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>>711016493
looks like some ones got there panties in a bunch....
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How can i find someone like this?
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>>711032030
you in 215?
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>>711032321
i am
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>>711006040
Real cock is over-rated
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>>711012671
Hot
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>>711032941
from what i can see, yesss
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>>711033110
kik: last_youth
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>>711028476
something a little bit bigger?
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>>711020758
name of anime?
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>>711033236
added
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>>711033508
Deadman Wonderland
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>>711033674
R.I.P
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yyyyyyyyyyyy http://www.sexychan.site/
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>>711028080
goddamn pls
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>>711007728
>>711007697
fuck.off. these are awesome
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>>711033105
get it? because its curling Iron...?
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id like to try a medium chance but im afraid my ass hole will get stretched out... Will i Be wearing dipers if i try it?
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>>711034045
thats not true, dont be afraid of it
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>>711033979
If i'm not wrong the tongue one was posting in this thread.
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>>711028080
visceratio
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>>711023751
same here... instant regret. but couldnt stop to finger myself
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>>711005054
Sometimes I get carried away and spend an entire afternoon in anal abuse bliss but usually just a little toy every now and again. You'll be fine unless you turn into a total cock slut.
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>>711007847
Best you can hope for without hormones. But yeah a lot of making traps sexy is lighting and angles.
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>>711034546
Sauce?
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>>711022018
What's that type of dildo called?
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>>711034408
... dont say those things if their not true
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>>711034000
trips made a joke,
hahahahahaha everyone laugh now! or your mom will die in her sleep
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>>711034997
>>711014583
He said that he posted his penis in this thread.
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>>711035358
>he
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>>711008106
Ive fucked a thai shemale before, it was really hot and they are really open about sex and shit
the only thing is most of them dont like acknowledging their cock cuz they are obsessed with being girls and it was hard to get her to let me suck her dick and play with it
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