/nzg/ New Zealand General. Fuck it all edition.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
/nzg/ New Zealand General.
Fuck it all edition.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>710966858
Any truck drivers around?
>>710966297
Anonnz keking in
Dunedin reporting.
so much for rain kek
>>710967117
such a shame no one likes him
>>710967311
tits or gtfo
>>710967494
Dunners reporting.
Was actually bloody nice today, eh?
>>710967943
Fucking amazing. was about 24C at 2:45PM according to my phone.
>>710967869
Anonnz only has tits if you're going to buy them for them.
>>710967311
show feminine penis or gtfo
>At countdown waiting for the bus
>guy pulls up in his car
"her where are you going? I'll give you a ride.
>"are you going to rape or murder me?
>"n-no"
>"no thanks then"
South cunterbury reporting in
>>710968915
Fucking kek
4chen in a nutshell
>>710969006
really hope trump wins tbqhwy fam smh
>>710969350
Anyone but cunton
>>710968915
kek
Yo, is it weird to microwave cake for like ten seconds? Just for that freshly baked type of warmth.
Asking for a friend.
>>710969570
nah fam that's all good
>>710969570
Nah its not weird. The icing ( If any) might melt
John Podesta, chief of campaign staff and devil worshipping voodoo guy.
>>710969350
>>710969439
>>710969673
>>710969760
>>710969840
Welly reporting in
Fuck I wish I could wet my dick
>>710970314
Have a shower
>>710970314
What's wrong with it? Or your face?
>>710970266
>>710970266
She has some gilf titties though
>>710970493
Just don't know how to meet ppl I guess
>>710970511
>>710970604
Sad stories belong elsewhere
>>710970604
>go to bar
>loudly exclaim "fuck I wish I could get my dick wet"
>wait
anyone here every fucked an escort?
>>710970641
>>710967227
What you want?
>>710970840
Don't ignore me you rancid swine
who the fuck is hiring apprentices in the north shore, I need some fucking money
>>710971111
Checked
Anyone here goto mags?
>>710971158
Is this the one effort you make a week, to tell winz youre actually really looking for work? Go stand on a main road with a sign from 6am-8am and you'll get a job
>>710971111
Checked
>>710971339
mate I'm not a dole bludger, I just finished a year at uni. also, I'm not a maori
>>710969570
NO THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>710971630
Fair enough. Now its warming up theres gonna be heaps of work. Maybe go on local facebook groups and ask if anyone knows tradies who might need an extra pair of hands
>>710970825
yup
>>710971962
the cunts are always looking for experienced apprentices which is a pain in the ass
i like clicking on store fronts
>>710972075
At that level its 90% attitude and 10% aptitude. If you can show willing by holding a sign on a corner then youre 90% of the way there
>>710972259
The ones where you click on signs always fail. I want to click on very square that has the tiniest bit of a sign
>>710972347
you can enable legacy captcha in setting budy
Lawn maintenance is underrated.
>>710972777
checked
asshole when?
>>710972777
Not bad
>>710972777
Gross
>>710972777
>IDbro on pussy
kek
>>710972777
Trips of tang
>>710966297
What's up op?
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>710973481
i would rather shit into a kettle and down the hot conetnts through a funnel.
>>710973630
accurately describes my feelings towards tinychat and the cancer that dwells within it
>>710973630
Post results
>>710973738
I'm having issues making a judgement as to what resides between it's legs
>>710973630
this guy gets it
>>710973803
that's the best part, it's like a kinder surprise
>>710973935
I mean, I'd be happy either way, but I'd really like to know
dubs and donald wins
>>710973630
>>710973688
Who hurt you?
inferior kiwi fags
>>710974119
daddy
>>710974108
Hillary will win.
>>710973481
Boring tonight
>>710974167
don't put money on it, cuck
>>710974052
I can't really help...
Have a consolation incase pic
Hey now. my mummy told me never to use that word
>>710974321
Ugh, fucking love me some Incase, easily some of the best trap art on the net
>>710974457
other anon here
easily just some of the best illustrated porn on the net
>>710974592
Agreed
>>710974457
>>710974592
>>710974607
My niggers
>>710974269
It's a pretty safe bet really.
>>710974592
>>710974457
>>710974677
my niggas
>>710974677
Shame all my Incase stuff is .cbr files, I'd post some otherwise
>>710974750
wanna touch butts
>>710974702
rawr
>>710974831
mega?
>>710967311
9/10 snapchat?
>>710966297
Auckland fag here
>>710974940
lol newfag
>>710974837
okies :3
>>710974837
y-yes
>>710974938
I've only actually got one full comic, not really worth the effort of uploading
>>710974940
i remember my first time on nzg
>>710974954
ellerslie here. u?
>>710967311
not even me tho
>>710975007
kek hi anonnz
>>710975041
Whangaparaoa if you know where that is
>>710975007
trap?
>>710975088
red beach chicken burgers. dope
>>710975097
Trap implies not a man face, so no
>>710975007
fug cute
>>710975013
t-that's lewd though
>>710975230
>lewd
oh hi there dunners you sexy motherfucker, how you doin
>>710975007
its a man baby
>>710974856
Where are those polls from?
>>710975215
gold
>>710975088
whanga builder bro from the othernight?
>>710975272
but it's not Dunners though, I'm cuter
>>710975193
fucking oath.
>>710975353
no one is cuter than dunners
>>710975387
is dunners in dunners?
>>710975387
shut up kia
>>710975097
fetlife com/ users/ 4733785
>>710975446
i'm not kia whoever kia is
>>710975435
i assume so
>>710975511
fuck up n8
>>710975272
That wasn't me, but fine, thanks. You?
>>710975387
:3
>>710975435
Yes
>>710975446
Shut up, anon
>>710975488
tfw now have Anonnz fetlife
Life literally complete
>>710975565
i'm not n8 either, i'm just an anon with a crush on dunners
>>710975575
marry me
>>710975575
Don't you talk to me like that, I'm a real cool cat B)
>>710975488
welp
>>710974940
kek
>>710975581
>tfw not willing to create a profile to view it.
post screen cap of it so i can fap?
>>710975980
one of you cunts just added that cunt eh?
>>710975980
>not having a fetlife
It's like you dont wanna get hit on by creepy old dudes fam
>>710975581
https://www.reddit.com/user/Canibeanonymous/
>>710976106
>dilligafkinky
Fucking kek what an animal
>>710976106
Looks like an uglier version of my uncle wtf
>>710976228
lol you judge your uncle what a homo ow
>>710976205
how the fuck did you find that?
>>710975488
kinda wanna add but I'mshylol
>>710972777
i guess dunners doesn't want to marry me...
>>710976449
tricks are for kids
>>710966297
uni post grad interview tomorrow
>what should i say/do
>>710976623
No one does, you lonely fucking cuck
>>710976623
Gotta get through me first, bby
>>710976623
And me.
>>710976764
tell me something i don't know
>>710976807
fuck off whoever you are, i had first dibs
>>710976883
>tell me something i don't know
The ejaculate from a male dolphin has enough velocity to decapitate a human.
>>710976927
i'll believe that when i see it
>>710976927
sick I'll have to pull that one at parties
>>710976883
Guess you took way too long to initiate then ;)
>>710976953
you'll only see it for a second
>>710977002
long enough to prove it's true or false
>>710977044
fair call and a satisfying, if not slightly amusing death
>>710976993
you'll never love dunners like i do, take a hike off of a cliff bitch
>>710977086
that would be a worthy death in my book
"Here lies anon, decapitated by dolphin jizz, Rest In Pieces"
>>710977097
Keep telling yourself that, hun. He's already taken <3
>>710977145
>>710977145
>>710977296
oh my god that is gold
>>710977556
'sup, tankbro
>>710977652
sup, anon
>>710977733
Checked.
Fuck all, just chilling here as usual
>>710977738
Fuck I wish I had an ass like that
>>710977955
post yours, will judge
>>710977936
same, late night sitting on my ass doing sweet fuck all
might go for a ride later on
>>710977999
dem trips
>>710978072
Is it too late to dedicate 'em to Trump?
>>710978205
she's literally in the thread.
>>710978205
she turned into a fat asian
fucking filesize limit
some of my best goddamn images are bigger than 2mb you cunt, fuck you
tfw no cutie trap gf to cuddle 3:
Leopards are fucking sexy
>>710978205
>Stella Lu
>Newlands College
>17 years old
>>710978205
pink boipuss is fucking sexy
>>710978597
More?
>>710978658
What do you want?
>>710978618
you're not wrong...
>>710978730
are you blind? clearly he wants more
traps n tanks, traps n tanks, gotta get me mo traps n tanks
>>710978730
Anything you got
>>710978731
didn't take you for the type.
and back to tanks
>>710979066
can't put a tank in chastity then eat its butt for hours senpai desu
>>710978597
I fucking hate shihad
>>710979073
Nah you're probably some creep
>>710979213
i can and i will
have some tank booty
anyone from Nelson wanna meet up and suck my dick?
>>710978205
>>710978597
>>710979014
WHy is Stella being posted?
moar tank booty
>>710979371
tfw no one will ever bend you over a tank and eat your bp
>>710979698
it's on my bucket list, it'll happen
>>710979787
or preferably SPArt
>>710980104
anything with armor, tracks and a gun and i'll be happy
>>710980104
KYS faggot
at this point I'm just stealing content from the trap thread, will leave with oc
>>710980413
Is that you?
Wellington?
well, i'll finish off with one of my most favorite tank images that i have, and i shall wish most of you a good night
twas fun, later alligators
>>710980503
yes
no
>>710980581
lame
>>710980413
Joshie?
>>710980891
kek
no
>>710975032
i don't go on nzg much but I'm kiwibro
who is this bitch???
Any slays in tga?
Sup Ellie
>>710981253
tala morgana
>>710978255
always was
>>710979582
somebody posted o.jpg until it became a meme
>>710981642
it's not a meme
>>710981273
your hand
>tfw no quercy oc tonight
>>710982081
hopefully now she's "gone to bed" we might get some.
>>710982108
Last post for tonight.
>>710983006
>would fuck if you're in welly.
>>710983062
kek
>>710983006
Let it die.
>>710983006
needing a banhammer in TC, Q
>>710983006
plz marry me
>>710981473
Prove it's her!
US election is determined by 5pm, right?
