Ok /b/ you're going to be stuck in a room for one year.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ok /b/ you're going to be stuck in a room for one year. You will have access to food, water, a working shower, and a bed. But before the door closes you can pick four items to take with you. You won't have internet access once you're inside. What do you take with you before you're locked inside?
>>710965370
weight set
enema kit
oats
steroids
>>710965500
>this
>>710965370
Picaxe. Mining helmet. Mining helmet. MINING helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VumDFvCkyA
eoripkf
weights and a tattoo setup, I'm going to come out a monster
>>710965370
a flesh light
heaps of buds
A UE Meagboom
and my phone
(providing we will have access to electricity).
1 item is all i require... a lamp with a jeany. Think about it.
>>710966238
Thread.
Weed
Bible
Paper
Pencil
The bible is to be used as rolling papers read 1 page and smoke
By the end i would have read the whole bible
>>710967622
this guy is a fuckin genius
>smoke the bibe
>get so high you can see heaven
A static bicycle
A chess game computer
Dartboard snd darts
Weed
>>710967808
>>710967622
>no lighters
Fucking pyrokinetics need to FUCK OFF
>pic related
>>710967900
Cut pencil in half take out graphite stick in toends of it in wall socket done
ebook with library of congress
computer with shit tons of music
piano
piano teaching books
The best thing would be...
A weight set
A phone (last time I checked my phone still calls and texts when data goes over)
A kindle with tons of books
And finally I would ask for a comfortable bed
>>710966238
Laptop
Mounted dildo
Vibrator
Supply of lemon chips
A box of matches
A brick of weed
An mp4 player with my coon tunes
A gerbil generator to charge it
I feel the gerbil weed to keep it alive and charge my mp3 (because its like 2009 now i guess)
I sit and smoke enough weed to hotbox the place and set off the fire alarm. Once the fire alarm goes off the doors unlock then i go back to my moms basement.
>>710965370
My laptop, so I can write a novel/stare at the dank memes I've collected over the years.
My pipe.
An ounce of that sticky-icky-icky.
A lighter.
I think I can stretch an oz for a year.
1kg coke
1kg mdma
1000 viagras
giant black horse cock
>>710968491
An oz for a year? I mean my weed last way to long but I'd be impressed by your restraint.
>>710968637
why do you need the viagra
why not bring a full pony to fuck you
1: The Necessary papers to leave the room
2: My laptop
3: Porn Hard drive
4: My Grillfriend
>>710968809
for the inevitable limp dick of coke and molly mix. dildos dont shit.
World of warcraft
Pokemon Go
And
A laptop with porn.
The days would fly by.
>>710969065
>pokemon go required internet and gps
>playing dead game
>>710969065
you should at least try to change up your daily routine.
>fitness equipment
>music
>movies
>puppy
>>710965370
A girl, and 3 very large boxes of condoms
Dick
Hand
Imagination
Jelly Beans
>>710965500
>enema kit
????
I think the suggestion of a device that had access to the library of congress was a brilliant idea so that would be my first choice
Secondly, a stupidly big blank page book that I couldn't fill up if I tried
Then a large pencil kit
Lastly, a vial of pure LSD.
To be honest the more that I think about it I would probably take that option over another year living in society.
>>710969136
>Condoms
Underage b&
>>710969127
Shit.. i seriously didnt realize that pretty much is.
>>710969228
probly not
the isolation would literally drive you insane, unless you have some sort of disorder
human contact is important for humans
> Laptop, got tons of games and books on there.
> a year supply of weed.
> mini box vaporizer to smoke said weed, so I don't have to waste an item on a lighter.
> my dog, great capanion, smart as shit so I could probably teach it to use a toilet.
Weights are tempting but I can just go prison style.
Keys to my Bunker and every other security
Laptop
Coffee maker
years abundance of coffee grounds with filters
Honestly everything I'm using rn.
>>710969394
Would a coat hanger and 2 other items be more to your liking?
>>710968108
they make black and white m&m's???
300 thousand kg of Japanese sand
The Eiffel Tower
A traveling circus of Russians dwarfs
The moon
>>710969621
I'm imagining the rooms is just big enough to fit all that stuff, but the gravity from the moon means you're upside-down all the time.
Also the moon is fucking huge so it takes you all year to find those dwarfs.
Emma Watson
Magic Wand Dildo
Anal BeadsBob Saget
>>710965370
a gallon of LSD.
a computer that has a library of games and movies on it's HD.
A nook with a bunch of classics loaded onto it.
a fingerbox.
>>710967622
Maybe that's how they really choose a new pope
>>710969912
>mouse, keyboard, monitor
Come on faggot
>>710970039
he has a fingerbox you turd
>>710969464
I'm not denying that the loss of human contact would have a toll on me emotionally but I don't think I'd lose my marbles tbh...
Having access to the library of congress would allow me to study all of human history so I don't think I would feel that detached.
Then again, there has been times I've taken enough LSD that I thought everything around me wasn't real so if that happened inside that could make for a pretty interesting experience.
Still, I sand by the statement that I would seriously consider giving it a shot...
Is cancun a thing?, I'd take it.
>>710965370
All I'd need is a gun.
four fingerboxes
Weights
Guitar
Chess computer
Kindle with classic and modern classic fiction.
Easy peasy.
>>710969065
U can't leave the room Pokemon go useless
>>710969912
A gallon is a bit of overkill
Tire swing
Seat belt
Scotch tape
Twister
>>710970039
>not using modern nerve-induction neural interface fingerboxes with your computer.
Honestly I'd have like 100 pieces of paper and a pencil.
Drawing keeps me sane.
>>710970731
when i get out i can sell the rest.
3 girls and a coat hanger.
some heavy shit to lift
some shit to read
some shit to fap to
my cat
>>710970855
>sudden artistic block
>end up gouging out eyes with pencils out of sheer frustration
shit plan desu
>>710970871
I stand corrected.
I'm imagining a gallon of lsd in a bucket and whenever you are starting to come down you just dip your hand in it and blast back off.
>>710969127
yeah that's the point
rope
chair
alcohol
ceiling fan
I'm not going in this room
>>710971024
>some shit to fap to
>my cat
You know you get FOUR items, right?
>>710971287
he said to, not into, dumbass
>>710971342
Whoops, my bad. Didn't read closely enough.
>>710965370
A cute eight year old girl
A silicone vibrator set (very small to extra large)
My pc with games music and movies
$10mil
>>710971342
>fap into your cat
what
>>710965370
laptop loaded with offline games
365 joints
weight set
kindle with 5000 books
Computer full of movies, tv shows and books
Home brew kit
Box with 1000 pre-rolled joints
Avril Lavigne
>>710971433
hmm whats the 10mil for
>>710971481
Right? Why would you masturbate your penis when it's already inside a pussy?
>>710971577
Im only in there for one year
nobody said I have to pick things that I own
>>710971481
>he doesn't fap into his cat
lol
>>710971577
and nobody said anything about giving shit back
>>710970761
>
This
>>710970576
That's just greedy.
A Duck
A Roll of Duct Tape
A Shower Rods
and A Jar of Marmite
This is going to be the best year ever.
>>710968108
so you got a board and 3 stones?
>>710971875
>A Shower Rods
Don't fucking cheat, you get one rod
>>710972040
You better shut the fuck up before I give you one rod
>>710972010
>so you got a board and 3 stones?
fucking kek
>>710972010
No, 2 pots of stones, a board and your mom
>>710965500
have fun building up mass without a good protein
too late, I already gave you one rod
>>710972138
Food, motherfucker.
>>710969990
that would explain the smoke
>kindle with charger
> iPhone with charger for music
>big notebook to write in
>Bluetooth speaker and charger
>>710965370
-Fastest package of the most reliable net available in the country being detained in.
-Best spec'd gaming laptop at the time of entry x2
-Random desk/chair hybrid with new quality sofa level padding for the chair.
>>710972172
>you wrote a comment
>decided it sucked
>deleted it all
>wrote a new one
>forgot to link the post
I bet you feel silly
>>710965370
>computer with every game available and terabytes of porn/music
>costco-sized tub of lube
>rowing machine
>my doggo
>>710965370
do we have electricity ?
>>710972439
wtf do you want a netgun for?
Only need one item
>6' length of rope
Chicken nuggets
Dinosaur chicken nuggets
Grilled chicken nuggets
Microwave
>>710968173
Where's the pencil? I don't think you retards understand that you only have 4 items.
>>710965370
so much info missing here...
do we have electicity?
is a "set of x" one item ?
do you consider people to be items?
are blankets and pillowas part of the bed?
how warm is the room?
>>710965370
>>710973679
also do they have to be my own things
>>710968309
Top kek well planned
>>710965370
I take internet and my laptop, obviously.
how else am I going to make fun of the rest of you fucks
>>710965370
>Paper
>Pens
>Weights
>Weed
Then its pretty much just my room anyway
>>710965370
Stationary bike dynamo
Weights
Satellite internet modem
Laptop
>full plate armor
>concert regulation amp
>heelies
>male narwhal
We're on easy street
And it feels so sweet
Cause the world is but a treat
When you're on easy street
And we're breaking out the good champagne
We're sitting pretty on the gravy train
And when we sing every sweet refrain repeats
Right here on easy street
It's our moment in the sun
And it's only just begun
It's time to have a little fun
We're inviting you to come and see why you should be
On easy street
Yea we got a front row seat
O, to a life that can't be beat
Right here on easy street
It's our moment in the sun
And it's only just begun
It's time to have a little fun
And we're inviting you to come and see why you should be
On easy street
Yea we got a front row seat
O, to a life that can't be beat
Right here on easy street
Cause the world is but a treat
When you're on easy street
>>710971558
I like it
>>710965370
tv
snes
beanbag
battletoads
>>710974380
piano
Ossia Cadenza sheet music
Toothbrush
Razor
>>710974479
>not just swishing your saliva really hard/using your fingernails
>>710975026
eww, i shave my entire body too so i'm not gonna do any of that
Book of every post on 4chan
Desk of weed
Tv
Every season of simpsons since over never seen it
>>710975091
They didn't say 'power' as one of the things you'd get. >_>
>>710975091
i find it fascinating that you'd rather slog through 4chan posts instead of real books
>>710975213
Only to prove that /b/ was never good
>>710965370
>acoustic guitar
>mah music collection
>a lot of weed
>>710967622
the ink is bad for your lungs
1.Gaming PC max specs several HDDs of gaymemes,porn, videos...etc. Basically my desktop now but with some more junk and a much needed upgrade.
2. Decent guitar rig.
3.Year supply of drugs. (Addys, Weed, Acid).
4. Books. A decent amount on every subject plus my fav novels.
Since there's no limit to items we can switch #3 out with a winning lottery ticket for the biggest jackpot available when I get out.
Now I can either get out of there as a genius with ungodly talent or as a rich genius with ungodly talent.
>>710974275
topkek
>>710965370
dildo
ur mon
ur sister
luv
A year supply of pizza @ 5 pizzas a day
A year supply of cola
A freezer
A pizza oven
>>710975846
don't tell me.. you are american ?
>>710966238
jeany
>>710969621
>>710969712
made me kek
>>710975846
dude by the end of the year you won't be able to leave, you'll fill up the whole fuckin room
your fat will be molded by the walls. you'll be a human cube
>pic related
>>710965370
To all those clumping sets of items in to one item, that is not correct O.P clearly specified 4 items (I.E a bag of weed, weights, anything that ends with an "S"). With that being said,
1 Copy of Pokemon Red Version
1 Gameboy Advance S.P
1 Gameboy Advance S.P charging cable
1 Knife
I will use the knife to scratch time splits into the walls of my cell and perfect the Pokemon Red 100% Glitchless Run and master it before the year is over, become internet famous, and run the game for SGDQ and AGDQ to benefit cancer research.
>>710965370
>female dog
>female dog
>female dog
>LOTS of lube
>>710965996
Probably will have electricity
You just didn't take a charger with ya
my tiger handheld bowling game
my numchuks
sudoku book
rubber ball that doubles as a rubix cube
I'd take her and a fingerbox
>>710976324
Yeah but I'll be able to claim disability and get paid to exist, and, if I position my head right before I become cube, I will be able to suck my own dick. I'll have arms to feed pizza into my mouth and drink it down with my own brand of hot jizz straight from the source
TV
PS2
Fuckhuge library with every PS2 game
I guess that's it.
>>710975677
What are you gonna do with that pic when you don't have the cables nor the peripherals to use it? Also those max specs will be out dated by the end of your run, total waste of an item choice.
>>710965370
A girl
A weight set
An Ebook with huge library
Another girl
4 items you fucks, not ooh threehundred books, all the drugs and shit
ONLY 4 ITEMS you mongoloids no sets of anything, no bag full of x or y, no grouping things into 1 item that's fucking cheating.
>>710976943
Sensible you are have some OC my ex sent me
>>710976631
I take back everything, you're a fuckin genius
>>710976428
Too soon
>>710977071
The problem is his shit is way more than 4 items so completely invalid
>>710968309
You're a ducking retard, I've worked in a jail as an engineer and inmates set FA off all day. 4 times a day sometimes. No doors unlock. We say what gets opened, fagit
>>710965370
A kilo of mdma
An ipod
A pound of weed
Another person
can i not bring items that will break me out?
>>710976970
alright then
>TV
>PS2 modified to work with next point
>external hard drive with every PS2 game
>a 9 y.o. girl who likes vidya
>>710965370
a hand saw
a drill
a welding tool
a sledgehammer
i'm out this shit bruh
>>710976819
one year in shut down room with two girls... good luck anon
>>710965370
I'd take an exit to outside on the other wall
Come and go as I please
1 year later finish this nonsense
Then thread my own post
/thread
1.sun lamp.
2.treadmill
3.calculator
4.my laptop with MIT open course ware torrent-ed
>>710977418
You need cables for the TV and PlayStation as well as a controller though
>10 pounds of weed
>unlimited cigarillos
>tablet
>electric lighter
>>710977533
fag
>>710977649
Pretty sure 10 pounds of weed counts for more than 4 items...
PC with entire steam library downloaded, external harddrive, weights and fleshlight.
>>710967622
Praise the holy rips
>>710965370
>jack hammer
>shovel
>polystyrene
>grey paint
>>710977710
What u gonna use to power the PC? No monitor? No keyboard, mouse, speakers, or cables? 4 items.
>>710965370
1x hot female
1x gun
2x bullet
It's gonna be a good final year for me boys..
>>710977588
What are you gonna do when the laptop dies ?
A key to the lock on the door?
>>710977814
This guy gets it
>>710977705
1 fat sack of weed
>more thank one item
>implying
>>710965370
PC with porn, GC/Wii/PS2 isos
nothing else
>>710965370
3 girls and a weight set.
>>710977892
You can have 4 weeds no more no less
>>710975524
Its holy ink you stupid cunt
My mother
Case of vodka
Case of smokes
Computer preloaded with my movies...music etc
>>710977948
Shit dude, I usually inject at least 2 weeds into my ass whenever I wanna get high, that's not nearly enough
>>710977963
Kek
>>710965370
fucking always bring a towel!
>>710965370
my phone
10 books that among them the bible comes
Weed
Pipe.
>eternal happiness
1 gallon lube
A slip n slide
Stirrups
The peach from james and the giant peach
super powerful PC rig
modem
ex girlfriend
years supply of aphrodisiac
A girl
Dumbells
Lawyer
that's all I think I need
>>710978437
What do you need the lawyer for???
>>710978437
You're gonna lose that girl to the Laywer. Bring a girl for him.
>>710978437
You're gonna rape the girl and use the lawyer to get you off?
>>710978437
You're gonna rape the lawyer and use the girl to get you off?
An 8 year old
Her mom
Condoms
Acoustic
>>710978533
No, I'm going to rape the lawyer and look at the girl to get me off
>>710978533
damn str8!
>>710978437
You're gonna rape the dumb bells and use the girl to get the lawyer off?
4 items no internet...
>1 collectors edition razer laptop with 100s of preloaded games, New in box (comes with charger etc because nib)
>1 Bowflex new in box (nib all parts and manula included
>1 sterile female who actually cares about me and my feelings
>1 ton of edible marijana infused treats (assorted)
>>710978839
You lost me at the ton lol
SIG-Sauer P226 with Osprey Suppressor
Night Vision Goggles
Ballistic Shield
Breaching Charge
>>710970039
Maybe its a laptop dumbass.
>>710968491
>dank
gtfo newfriend
>>710979075
Fuck yeah
>>710978751
>>710978575
This is an 18+ board
>>710965370
Blue cheese
Ravioli
Canola oil
Cork
>clock (with alarm)
Able to work for the whole year without the need of being recharged, This is the most important item to help me keep my mind sane. Loosing the perception of time can drive a person crazy, surely i will change mentally after this kind of experience but at least i will be able to organise a daily schedule.
> classic guitar
To keep myself entertained in some way, music is the best entertainment, and it will help me keep my mind concentrated on complex activity.
>set of books of my own choice (supposedly considered as one item, like a giant box full of books or something like it).
Includes a guide to using a classic guitar. Theory of chessboxing. Full course of maths (calculus, libear algebra and analytical geometry) physics (basic to pro, astrophysics etc.) Chemistry (basic to pro). Encyclopedia of witchcraft and demonology, alchemy. Bible (I'm not religious but i would like to study it, both New and Old Testament and the Book of Revelation). Full collection of Steven King, Poe, H.P Lovecraft. Other science books, encyclopedias and literature.
>giant piece of charcoal.
So i can take notes on the walls and to create some sort of calendar to not loose the perception of time.
The key to survival is to develop a schedule and not to abuse it. The repetitive sequence of events will create some kind of algorithm in my consciousness so i won't go crazy. The schedule includes sleeping time (8 hours a day), guitar exercise, meals, reading and physical activity. Build up my mind and my body in one year, git gud and become a fucking shaolin monk.
>>710978985
single item if it comes in a box. a shipping container is just a big box. also
>fucking stoned off edibles already, but the munchies make it a vicious cycle.
ima need that many
>>710965370
Hot girl (12-19)
Rope to tie her up
Brass knuckles
Radio that plays Frank Sinatra's Blue Moon on loop
A way out.
>>710979330
I've always preferred the Rat Pack version myself
>>710979075
/k/ pls go
>>710970697
my nigger
>>710977862
i was in dream land going too charge everything with a magical treadmill.
>Man mode
i could just swap the calculator
for 24v charging station that u could just charge with a treadmill.
>>710966238
>jeany
Nigga you should take a dictionary with you.
>>710969712
Good
>>710965756
And what if the first pickaxe breaks? You're stuck with a bunch of useless helmets.
1 cyanide pill
a notary or notary robot
A make-your-own-will kit
1oz dmt in an maoi solution
Brick of weed.
Big box of matches
Playing cards
Weights,
Get high, get good at cards tricks and solitare, and get ripped.
>>710979373
>only one way out
>>710966238
>jeany
It's genie you idiot.
fleshlight
3 huge drums of lube
>>710965500
>/fit/ detected
>>710979564
The question is, will you take it?
>>710967622
>No lighter/matches/anything to light the weed up
This is literally how stupid every stoner is. I don't deny weed is great, but you faggots ruin it for the rest of us
>>710979658
im terminal already.
once you get to this point its like watching a b rate movie its funny because its bad.
>>710979658
damn dude. Eric fuckin harris
>>710965500
>/fit/ detected
>>710970576
Mah nigga mah nigga
>>710969065
>You won't have internet access
>World of Warcraft
>Pokemon Go
Hmmm
1 never ending pot plant
1 titanium pipe
1 crate assorted bic lighters
1 Prebuilt laptop bundle with the entire internet saved to an ssd.
>>710969488
Bruh using a vape takes up same space as lighter...
2 hot bisexual girls.
Viagra.
Whiskey
>>710979912
how many whiskey and viagra?
>>710979799
It's kinda funny how much I relate to Eric, and my name is Eryk. Maybe I'm like... Venom Eric or something.
>>710965370
A girlfriend
Birth control pills
Computer.with all my favorite games
And a flatscreen with all seasons of seinfield on it
>>710977797
Stfu up "4 items" a PC is a PC. you get a keyboard and cables.
if we want to be 100% correct, no more than 4 atoms
>>710979980
>4 quarks of your choosing
>>710965370
power cage + weight set.
a years worth of paper + ink and drawing supplies
a years worth of weed, papers and lighters.
my bookshelf.
>>710965370
Computer with shitload of books in pdf and games that don't require internet connection. And movies.
a decent guitar
a decent amp
a media player of some sort
a guitar instructional dvd
i'd come out in skwisgaar mode
>>710965370
1) the most up to date PC
>i7
>gtx 1080t
>4K monitor
2) the simirilian, the hobbit, the lord of the Rings.
3) my steam library.
>so I can play TATW, and recreate every battle in every age of middle earth in pain steaking detail.
>CAN YOU IMAGINE THE FALL OF GONDOLIN???
Bonus: some tea
>>710972010
or 1 "Go" set...
> 1 clone of myself
> 1 drum lube
> 1 Collar
> 1 of my current laptop (1 tb drive almost filled and the cable is superglued into it lol)
>>710980009
Up Up Down Strange
>>710980009
>>710980206
nice, id go 4 charm just to keep it fresh.
>>710980009
2
>>710979966
He's honestly the man. A true idol if there ever was one
>>710980381
>>710980381
wtf i never posted that. ferengiowned
>>710980009
3
>>710979812
This made me deeply uncomfortable
>>710980009
4
>>710980009
Sunscreen
Scarf for cold days
Prison Shank
Joe Rogan
>>710980638
That fit hive mind ability Ayy lmaooo
real talk dude
vr headset
laptop with games
fleshlight
lube
>>710980485
Him and Dylan are actually important figures of recent history, everyone just remembers them as monsters though, the purposefully and unjustly dismiss the fact that they did not choose to become monsters, they were just pushed beyond their limits, it shows the fragility of the young male mind in this modern society, their peers did this to them, and they retaliated.
>items
Box containing 9999 books of my choosing
Box containing stuffing to play videogames
Box containing 999999999 cigarettes
Box containing 99999999 alcoholic alcohols
>>710981160
Congrats, your room is so full of shit that they had to deflate you like a balloon to fit in there
Now you're a deflated balloon man and can't enjoy any of it. Hope you're happy
1. Copy of CPA test prep book containing prep for all four setions of the exam.
2. Touchscreen laptop w/terrabytes of porn, MS Office, and CPA prep modules preloaded.
3. Sun Lamp
4. Small nuclear reactor with power outlet for sunlamp cord and preinstalled cord for laptop for power.
Spend a year just jerking off and studying accounting, get out, pass all four exams within a week, profit.
>>710979980
You're a fucking idiot
Can't have it your way so you're gonna cry about it
>Autism
-a laptop with a huge amount of memory containing movies and books (including a variety of martial art manuals, etc.)
-an exercise bike or treadmill/eliptical machine that can charge said laptop
-some kind of punching bag or dummy
-a year's supply of anti-depressants
acoustic guitar
picks
spare strings
spanish to english dictionary
might as well do something useful with my time. I guess i'll end up being a mariachi player by the time I get out.
>>710981504
What about the PC itself? It does have a HDD and other shit like a dedicated GPU in there. What about that?It doesn't count because why? If it's because it's attached to the PC, I can simply superglue my power, keyboard and mouse cable to the PC and then call it a day.
>>710981939
Learn anything but guitar. Why the fuck do you want to know guitar? Everyone knows guitar.
You could even learn the ukulele or banjo, at least that's more interesting than a fucking guitar.
>>710981939
You could maybe skip the picks and just grow your fingernails out like those flamenco players. Sharpen them on the walls.
>>710977159
>Ducking
>We say what gets opened
You're probably a janitor
>>710965370
c4
blast shield
explosive resistant clothes
mining pick
fuck this stupid challenge, its repetitive.
Katana
Bo Staff
Sai
Nunchaku
>>710977533
>come and go as i please
If he had a hole to the outside why would you come back?
You're the type of guy to play D&D and try to get a roll for insta win
inb4
>um 2 kewl fer dnd
>>710981396
>Youre a baloon
Im a zen baloon
will accept my fate
>>710982419
D&D is cool, but people who usually play it, are not.
>>710981475
And then die of radiation poisoning, nice.
>>710965370
A Bible
A Flogger
several pounds of salt
A long and sturdy leather belt.
>>710970557
Kek
>>710982530
>A bible
Oh, youre worried about not having enough toilet paper! Very nice, pragmatical anon.
Or is it for entertainment? Then grab moar books
>>710972138
OATZ mother fucker DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>never said toilet
1. Box of mason jars
2. Bacon (uncooked in package)
3. 2"×48"×8' foam insulation board
4. One gallon of aloe vera
A gym machine which has weights and you can do a bunch of stuff on it, idk the english name
Book about c programing
Laptop with codeblocks, skyrim and tos of music
Laptop charger
>>710982614
There is only one book, it has the word of god and will guide you through troubled times. During this year I would repent my sins and emerge from this prison as a better man, clear by mind and soul.
What to expect soon in America #FemaCamps
4 sheets of lsd
Here's a revamp of mine with the good old cheat box.
A naked, attractive girl, age 12 to 19.
Rope to tie her up with.
A container of necessary torture items, including forceps, a scalpel, antiseptic/antibiotic, stitches, sewing needles, adrenaline shots, and brass knuckles.
And a radio that plays Frank Sinatra's Blue Moon on loop.
>>710982767
Boflex?
*c++
You weren't suppied electric
>>710981396
Is that the Antonio Banderas life size love doll (with realistic genitalia)
>>710980940
well that's not a view anyone else recognizes
>>710982938
Then no laptop or charger but
A guitar
And a 0encil to draw on the walls
>>710982999
Yes. Yes, that's exactly what that is.
Never speak of this again.
>>710982901
no rape kit?
>>710982511
Nah... nuclear reactors are shielded these days and are pretty safe to be around.
>>710983142
Rape kit? The rope is all I need for that, but the torture kit is necessary.
>>710965370
20tb gaming laptop full of music, movies and vidya
A book called joyful path of good fortune
a multi gym
pair of nunchakus
entertainment, exercise, education and tranquillity from inside.
>>710969912
a gallon is overkill, just take sheets, if u were dosing up with pure lsd liquid u would lose your mind
80lb bag of mortar
Cable ties for 12" hvac flex duct
Drywall stilts
Case of metal files
Keep in mind water has been supplied
Food will be supplied at some point, which is where I make my escape
>>710983478
>education
Amerishit detected.
Calea Z. Days would pass by as my mind would bend time and reality over and over, until a second would become a lifetime, and vice-versa. OP could count the plant and the pot plus the dirt as one single item, or separate items. That would leave me with roughly an item left, what I'd try and trade in for sleeping pills.
Only item I will ever need
key to room so i can gtfo
unlimited monies
unlimited ladies
unlimited drugs
easy
>>710983577
britbong
that is how it is spelt
One beer
One cigarette
One lighter
The key of the door
>>710983577
>implying there's no lessons or history displayed in video games or music
>>710983700
>>710983636
What if there's no keyhole on the inside?
>>710983636
you can have 1 money, 1 lady and 1 drug
>>710983636
>Unlimited monies
Someone's high
1kg of powdered red iron oxide
1kg of powdered aluminium
1kg of potassium nitrate
Blowtorch
>>710983782
A tank
>>710965370
fully loaded kindle (I assume I can get it recharged)
a guitar (please throw in a few sets of strings ok?)
fully loaded Iaptop with all my tabs and music books on it and music apps, and some porn, and Civilisation III (the best version)
can I have a tv (with or without netflix)
The planet earth
Olive oil
>>710983998
It wouldn't fit if the provided room is small.
A cryogenic device programmed to wake me up in 1 year.
>>710967622
Good luck referencing back to key plot points, faggit.
Eyes & ears
1,000,000 rounds of 45acp
100 yard shooting range
Les baer
>>710984349
Smartest guy in the thread, but I wouldn't be trying to find a way to get it over with.
I'd stretch this girls time out as long as I could, see if I can destroy her mentally and brainwash her into loving me.
>>710982901 is me btw
>>710965370
>1kg of lsd
>cannabis growing kits
>1kg of DMT
>supply of porn mags
>>710969621
>>710969712
underrated
Easy.
My PC full with a ton of singleplayer games and a shitton of study/work related pdf books and, tv series and porn. If desktop pc including peripherals etc isnt allowed because "it's more than 1 item" I would take a like 5000€ gaming laptop with said shit on it.
Weights/weightbench
If it counts as one item, I would take a super modern laparoscopy simulator, because I'm medfag at end of uni, and after a year of training all day long I would be pretty good already.
If it's not allowed I would take a guitar so i can finally properly learn to play (plus tabs and videos on laptop).
Shit I'm finished at three o.O well I assume I get medical attention etc so need for that stuff.
If lap simulator is allowed I take the guitar too.
Boom, easy. After a year I exit the room as more fit, better medfag, can play guitar and am pretty happy aside from the fact I'm mad because of isolation.
Zippo w/ Fluid
Newports
Tablet w/ emulators and books
Trump hat
>>710965370
>a piano
>128gb of music
>tapis roulant
>a computer with htc vive and a tons of vr games
>>710969136
why not 3 girls and a box of contraceptives.
freeblast them all the way
Fully functional heavy door breaching charge
Fully functional MP7 for CQC
Full magazine of standard lethal ammunition within operational specs for MP7
Titanium combat knife
>tfw army /k/ommando
>>710977043
Nice
>>710974462
No controller you dun goofed
>>710985209
How to lose your mind 101
>>710977588
You have calculator on your laptop
>>710985621
If we go a strict one item is one item rule (that means even a charging cable for laptop would be one and a lifting bar would be one already, and weight is one item too)
I would do:
Biggest, fattest and best surgery book on the market (I'm thinking 2500 pages or so including enough good anatomy pics and operating methods)
A 25kg kettlebell
Gaming laptop
Charging cable for gaming laptop.
>>710976428
Too soon dude
