Where were you when you lost your virginity /b/? first time sex stories thread
Basement. Her hymen broke all over my couch. Flipped the cushion over. Never looked back.
in the shower. she was afraid of getting blood everywhere so I suggested the shower so it would rinse away. still my favorite place to sex to this day
doooown by theeee riveeeeer
On my roomate's bed. He feel asleep in the guestroom at the time. So me and this girl was playing on his xbox drunk then all of a sudden she jumps on me and starts to make out. We ended moving to his bed and thats when i took her bra off and started sucking on her tits. Then i layed her down, took off her panties then slid it in. Good memories..
>>710962806
I took a liiiitle waaaaallk!
my first time was in a public restroom with a Spanish girl I had just met at Six Flags that day... never seen each other since. don't even remember her name. she approached me and asked and I just said yes. she led me to the restroom, took mine and hers clothes off, and rode me while I was awkwardly scrunched up on the side of the stall
>>710962461
I was at the public pools in the showers after a good swim...
Guy just walked into my shower and pretended to act like he didnt know there was someone in there. So after a awkward few mins I let him share with me as he didnt look too bad.
After a few mins we were checking eachothers cocks out and a few more I was on my knees and shortly after he fucked my ass so good.
>>710963371
LOL
>>710963371
Gayyyyy
I lost my virginity when i was 15 at my house with my girlfriend. We already talked about doing it so when the opportunity came we took it. Nothing special
>16
>desperate to have it done before 17
>pressure submissive depressed girl into sex
>only been talking for a week
>she's anxious and not aroused
>so terrible I don't even cum
>
sad desu
next gf was better
>>710963629
>>710963481
These guys are from 1980
>>710962461
Blackout drunk on a balcony without my permission.
>Im a man baby
>>710962461
I remember loosing my virginity quite well.
It was a cool yet warms mid summers night, and i had gone for a late constitutional as was my habbit.
During my reverie of my past joyful memories of other such walks i happened across a light hearterted young woman still in the flower of her youth yet becoming quite fetching as she grew into womanhood.
Our eyes met and it was in that moment i knew. She and i would become one that night in passion and lust.
She greeted me with her breasts bare in the moonlight she did not shy or attempt to cover herself.
She confessed to me that she too enjoyed late night moonlit walks in the forrest. However she prefered hers in the nude, to be one with nature. Her natural beauty and vibrance laid bare for all the woodland to see. Her natural curve and beauty not concealed by modern puritanical cloth.
She asked me to join her in her liberated ckothless state. And i obliged.
My manhood stood proudly as we continued together. I thought it only appropriate that it continue to do so. As her breast would not shy from their fullness. Neither did i allow my manhood to disgrace either of us by letting it shy from its fullness.
my friend's apartment
Met a guy through some mutual friends i went back to his house when they were fucking and i lost virginity to him at his house that day. I was 13
>>710963917
10/10 would buy amazon book
Haven't lost it yet
>>710964273
then why are you posting in this thread fagtron
you some sorta queer?
>>710962461
Second year of college, in my dorm room. A female friend of mine came to "visit". It was a little strange- she had never done that before, and we usually just hung out in common areas. Took my eyes off her for a minute and *poof* she was in lingerie. We didn't have feelings for each other- it was just a fun suck 'n' fuck and we're still friends.
>>710963917
We continued on for quite a distance. The envigorating presence of eachother striding us onward together. We talked of all manner of things. Enjoying fully the un modest and uncaring nakedness of ourselves and each other. We commented oftly of the beauty of eachothers nudity.
And then she stopped and pressed herself to me. Her breasts and skin so soft so warm oressed against me i held her in my arms and she took liberty with my manhood grasping it gently and curiously betwixt her soft heavenly thighs. Her face upturned to my own the fulness of her desire laid bare not just by her expression but by the wetness and warmth of her sex.
"Take me" she said. I was shocked. "Take me here and now in this sacred wood in this beautious moonlight take me for i shalt never forgive your refusal TAKE ME!"
And so i did.
I reached down and grasped her by her buttox and lifted her into my strong arms her legs wraped around me and her hand guided my manhood into the heavenly velvety wetness of her womanhood.
Was 16 years old in a program called upward bound where kids go take college courses and live in a college form for 6 weeks over the summer met a girl named Maria total slut she took my virginity on a bus while on a trip back from the movies she wore a skirt with no panties just took my Cock out my jeans and rode me while her roommate in the dorm gave my roommate a handjob in the seat next to us
>Be me five years ago, tender age of 14
>Biked middle of night in winter to Asian gf house
>She sneaks me in through the back door
>Go upstairs, sneak past all siblings rooms
>Proceed to do things and try sexy time
>Doesn't fit, try again weeks later and success
>>710964228
Thanks bro! Im trying a new style of writing haming it up as much as i can.
I will try to keep it going in act three.
>>710964528
>wraped
DROPPED
>>710962461
On her best friends bed
>almost no greentext
do you niggers actually expect me to read all this shit
learn to summarize
In the room of my unattractive and overweight co-worker that got drunk with me and then let me fuck her.
>>710962461
My roommate was at work and I had the weekend off, his girlfriend walked in to my room and started flirting hard, even enough to overcome my awkwardness, she lay on my bed and I fingered her.
Then, after I finally got her off she told me to grab a condom and then we fucked.
>17
>after some anime convention
>we're all at friends house for the night he has a pool
>chillin with dude bro and this chick (15) given me mixed signals all day
>"we should go skinny dipping" she suggest
>dude bro all no homo about it
>me invites girl over to my side of pool
>basically started grinding in the pool
>go to shower to wash off
>fucked her so loud next morning we got kicked out by dude guy's parents
>worthit.jpg
>Back in high school
>Had oneitis so bad for this girl
>Also had childhood friend who became a cheerleader
>One day some cheerleaders want to talk to me at halftime during high school football game
>"Hey anon, (childhood friend) really likes you"
>"Okay, but I like-"
>"She says she'll have sex with you if you go out with her"
>"-well, I still like (oneitis) you see..."
>there is further conference between them
>She still wants to talk to you
>Go see her later
>Wind up smashing that pussy in the back of my car
>Don't end up dating childhood friend though
>Keep chasing oneitis
>Eventually get to know oneitis
>Turns out she's a god awful person
>Cheerleader friend marries someone else years later and becomes a faithful and obedient wife to him
>I'm still single
>>710962461
On vacation with my gf. Had sex in the room while family was swimming.
Some general tips for /v/irgins is to not fap a week or two before you fuck. If you fap a lot especially to porn, it will be difficult to keep a stiffy your first time as it will be awkward and different. Your brain is used to getting sexual pleasure from your hand and from digital pics, not from a real woman and a vagina
Also sex feels 10x better without a condom. Get her on birth control if possible.
I had met a girl online back in 2002 fucked her in 2004 in her brother's room. She couldn't stop touching my dick saying it was soft. We were fucking I was breathing hard and when I finally came her mom was just about to none the door. I squirt all over her face. She was covered and I laughed. She threw her underwear st me after wiping her face and running into the shower. I didn't fuck her again until the day before I left. She has me stay for s month and only fucked me twice. I have a thick cock. Her mom found her bloody panties. She tried to catch the cum and blood. I didn't get her pregnant. I never saw her again. It was a rough break up. It was the moment I got back home and called her. I drop from the tip of northern new York to NYC.
>be me
>12yo
>gf is 13
>white girl with pakistani step dad
>can't be seen in public with her
>so I sneak into her house at night
>doesn't take long for us to spend most of the time fooling around
>play with tits pretty quick
>move onto eating pussy in a month
>get bjs, but she's not very good
>she's too scared of pregnancy to fuck
>suggests anal instead
>a week before my bday, she says put it in
>whatislube.jpg
>go in dry, she doesn't make a sound
>pump it a bit, but it's hard going
>eventually my dick drool lubes it up
>she gets into it
>so do I
>cum buckets in her ass
>she tells me to keep going
>keep fucking, got semi soft but stiffen up quickly
>fuck her awhile, her ass gets stoopid tight
>she came
>pretty sure she was rubbing her clit, but I don't know
So she was awesome. Took it in the ass dry and asked for more.
Same chick:
>kept fucking anal for a couple months
>still had no idea about lube
>didn't even use spit
>just took it super slow till my dick drool kicked in
>eventually, started rubbing dick on her pussy when starting to fool around
>"if you keep doing that, anon, I'm going to steal some condoms"
>I keep doing that
>next weekend, pussy sex
>asked me to wear two condoms, that paranoid
>2condomsislesssafe.pdf
>but we're kids and we don't know this shit
>fuck, empty load in the condoms
>never go back to anal with her
>but we go to one condom from that point on
>fuck her for another year
>end up at different schools (I'm still in jr high, she goes to sr high)
>her dad arranges a marriage between her an her cousin
>toofuckingweirdforme.exe
>I bail, start fucking other chicks
I've only recently found women that can take as good a dicking as she could. She was a good first, set the bar high. I sometimes wonder what she's into now.
>21 year old virgin
>downtown at a bar with some friends
>some ugly girl says she is from the same state as me
>somehow end up making out in front of all these people in front of the bar
>i was drunk as fuck
>go back to her place
>start fingering this bitch, literally put all 4 fingers in, basically fisting her
>hit it from behind forever, don't cum
>her friend made me breakfast in the morning
could have been worse i guess
I was six
In my mother's old room at my grandparents
My mother left me their while she went on a date, my father was in the military overseas
My grandfather decided since he had molested my mother, he would molest me too
I was analy raped and forced to suck his penis, he ejaculated in my mouth
My grandmother held me down and kept telling me to shut up
He told me if I said anything he would kill my dog
My dog died when I was twelve and I told a teacher
Cops got involved and I got sent to live with my Dad's parents, they are/were awesome people
We found out my grandfather was paying my mother to have access to me
She decided since she was OK, I would be also
I still have trouble letting other people touch me
My father decided it would be better for me to stay with his parents, so they legally adopted me
My mother and grandmother got probation, my grandfather got 15 years and they are all sex offenders, court made me do a monthly, supervised visit with my mother at McDonald's, until I turned 18
I fucking hate McDonald's
Had a couple of surgeries to fix the damage done to my colon from being raped
I am 24 now and have never had a relationship
I am afraid to be near children
I am afraid that I will become like my mother and her father
I would very much like to see them dead
My grandfather got out of prison when I turned 19
He sent me a card
A fucking clown card
Said "It wasn't really that bad, was it? Believe me you liked it."
Police said sorry, no restraining order in place
Yes, I am still bitter
> Age 15
> Gf wakes me up in the middle of the night
> "Im rdy anon"
> Fuckyeah.jpg
> Putting it in, humps abit
> Im tired and my dick is a cooked noodle
> Aing working, go to sleep.
GOOD TIMES!
>>710963917
>>710964528
man this shit reads like someone wrote a shakespeare slashfic then put it through google translate to japanese and back five times
in a hotel room with a skinny tranny about half my size off craigslist casuals
was really nervous and she obliged
began with a back massage, then front, then dick in hand, then dick in mouth
like hot wet silk
she rode my dick for a little, then bent over and let me go at it
I was gentle at first because I'm not exactly small, but she kept backing up on me so I went harder and harder
she came twice, I didn't, I don't know if that's better or worse than cumming instantly
yes I wore a condom inb4 (s)he, ur a faggot, I figured if I was still hard then whatever. apparently I have a body that trannys go after as I have a lot of luck not ever paying for sex
>>710965081
kill them
>>710965169
>she came twice
lol no she didn't.
>>710962461
>Be me
>Be 19 y/o wow nerd
>Meet 24 y/o chick online while playing
>Lives 200 Miles away
>She says she wants to meet me in person after a month or so
>Meet up in Hotel
>She's a little fatter than in the pics she sent me
>Whatever.jpg
>Make out and fuck for like 5 Minuten untill I come like never before
>Fuck like 15-20 Times for the next 3 days
>She drives home
>I uninstall WoW a week later
>Never spoke to her again
>Mfw that landwhale is the reason my Life from then on went normal and I never touched that digital Crack again
All in all it went a lot better than I could ever imagine back then.
>>710965081
Dress up as a clown and sodomize them
>>710965302
I was there, I felt the butthole get tight and you can't hide ejaculate, anon
>>710962461
school.
empty class to be more specific.
probably want an explanation so:
>be 15 y/o me
>have complete control over what gf does and feels
>make her miss me for a week
>get back
>pretend i was starting to loose interest in gf
>3 days in she confronts me
>"what's going on? you have been getting more distant!"
>tell her i'm questioning our relation ship
>"no, don't say that. what can i do? what can i do to keep you?"
>take her to always empty classroom
>tell her "i think the only way to show you are devoted to me is by giving me your virginity"
>without hesitation she bends over a table
>she says "well come on then"
you already know the rest
>>710965081
Made my dick hard, thanks Anon
>>710962461
>15
>drunk
>was good
>friends couch
>she was super loud
>lol
>>710965081
If I was you, I'd make it my life goal to kill them all. Seek revenge. Be consumed by hated, become stronger.
>>710962461
>be me 14-15 yo
>a ruined restaurant
>just walked by with gf 11-12 yo
>go in a darker place
>pull of my dick start sucking
>nut in her mouth
>shallow
>fuck her in my place 2 days later
>broke up after a week
>never talk again
>>710965349
Bro you have a kid with her. I know exactly who you're talking about and she's been trying to track you down for a while now. Kinda crazy you're on /b/ and no shot you got her pregnant and subconscious got rid of the game and contact
>>710965302
whats your body type?
>>710964528
The pleasure was too great as her soft whimpers of exstacy became great heaveny choroused moans of delight snd pleasure. We collapsed to the soft dew laiden grass on the forrest floor and made it our bed.
Our lovemaking growing in passion and intensity her moans became great wailing screams of joy unto God for this blessed meeting of hearts and souls and bodies intertwined in passion and love!
And as we reached our fulness together my seed exploded forth from my manhood into her as she held me tightly with her legs not allowing a single drop to fall to the ground lest the curse of Onan be uppon us.
She held me still within her the fulness of my manhood sustained by our passion. My seed held fast in her womb. Her joy made full by her words of love. And made true by the evidenced desire snd fulness of her breast. A sheen of sweat uppon us both we held eachother making promises confessing love and passion.
There that night in that wood i took her to wife.
As time drew on we held eachother and the sun began to rise. As i witnessed it with her in my arms i barely noticed as the sunlight graced across her naked breast a sinle shaft of light gently caressed her nipple. I suckled her gently and kissed it. But as i oped mine eyes shock and dismay took me!
My beloved had become solid and wooden her features still evidenced her expression one of sorrowful love.
My shock and dismay soon became awkward and foolish idiocy as i attempted to disentangle myself from her embrace. The strong yed impeccably smooth branches of her legs and arms held me fast.
>>710965589
lol is this real
I am really pathetic, lost my virginity at 14, I was asked to watch my Aunt's dog while she went on a cruise, it was a German Shepard named Hanna, I had her like my dick and she kept turning around so one thing led to another and I had sex with her, did it for a whole week, aunt came home, tried to get my folks to get a dog, Dad says "Why, so you can fuck it too", I didn't speak to my parents for a week, they made me tell our priest, had to 500 Hail Mary's and Our Father's
>>710962461
I was 14 and was at a girls house she got on top of me and straddled me as I lay there like a sack of potatoes, I did absolutely nothing and honestly still didn't understand how sex works but I immeditally told my friends after because 14
>>710963917
Tips Fedora
>>710962461
In my room.
>>710965081
There are two paths you can take..
Question is, would you prefer to keep your hands clean and live with the shadow in the back of your brain, rolling to the front whenever your mind idles too long, haunting you no matter how your try to move on and live a marionette's parody of a real life?
Or feel the bite of the axe, and the heft of the shovel as it turns earth?
I'm a hotel room with a random guy from CL. No regrets.
my crib
>>710965589
0/10 troll not even vaguely believable would not recommend
>>710966011
you are a hotel room?
>>710964860
;-;
>>710965589
>>710962461
Definitely not, since I know she is married w/o kids now, but nice try.
>>710966100
Yes I am.
>>710962461
On the beach and on the bitch.
>>710962461
your mom's bed
Wow, what kind of pathology anons who had sex at the age below 16/ with someone below 16, had to suffer. You totally sound like a niggers that have to reproduce asap before the aistrikes take them down
>>710962461
>Hotel room over Niagra Falls.
>Millions of gallons per minute cheering me on.
House party, on the floor next to my then gf who was sleeping. Girl was her friend but far uglier but I was wasted
>>710966170
neat-o
>>710966011
>>710966100
>>710966170
man I knew the Internet of Things had advanced a fair bit but damn we're at the point where hotel rooms are on /b/, people
>>710965667
My manhood not wanting to be shamed by shriveling up to its flaccid state defiantly stood proud lodged deep within her still.
And so i with no other recourse resigned myself to my fate. To die in these woods silly and naked and shamed for passers by to mock and cajole.
Yet none came. The morning grew into mid day and still i was held fast my her solid and wooden body now more resembling a fallen log than a woman. Her features became less defined. As bark had seemily grown over her.
And her embrace became quite painful yet my manhood stood firm refusing to understand our predicament.
Mid day grew into evening. And i began to weep formyself for my own foolishness and the mockery thst i had made of my now gone virginity. I now a man full was foolishly eld fast and fully embraced by a log of wood in the forrest far out from anyplace another might chance upon us.
Then as fatige took me i fell to rest on what had been my beloved.
As the sun took its refuge behind the horizon and the stars came out to see what i had become. A copious and conspicuous wetness began to surround my priopismic manhood. The bark of this log seeminly began to grow soft and pliant. And as i was nearly in the throws of sleep my cheeks began to notice they were at rest on the heavenly bosom of a woman. A soft gentle hand caressed my head and stsrtled me to awaken in full. Astonished i gazed into the eyes of my beloved restored HUZZA!!!
And then it was that she confessed her truth to me.
She did not own any clothes.
For she is a wood nymph.
I cared not what she was for she is my beloved.
We made plans hastily. And were wed thst night after waking the vickor. I had a home built from stone and clay in our wood. And have lived with her happily ever since. Our nights filled with passion and my days filled with longing for night.
The end.
Hope somebody enjoyed it.
>>710965081
pay me money and ill kill them for you
>>710962461
I used to work my parents farm.
Does a horse count for loosing virginity? I fucked a mare.
>>710965349
>>Mfw that landwhale is the reason my Life from then on went normal and I never touched that digital Crack again
Nice.
I'm getting laid for the first time tomorrow. Gonna go to my girls pad early in the morning before work. She's 16 btw
>>710966713
Good luck anon
>>710966558
Kink Dot Com Vs The Renaissance Fair
>>710966695
Totally counts. You weren't worried about getting kicked?
>>710966799
Thanks anon
Hope she licks my balls and asshole
At a highschool party. I was really drunk and went upstairs to nap. Some guy in my class came up and though I was completely passed out so he fucked me in the ass. I was actually awake the whole time just pretending to sleep. I actually enjoyed it.
I was in my hotel room, trying to find her vagina. It was a little lower than I thought.
>>710962461
At the local beach, we originally intended just to go swimming and then, well, yeah.
>>710967094
u m or f?
>>710967411
You make torrid look even more of a moron if you type, "u m/f" instead
>>710967006
I remember when I first had sex, she practically drowned my balls in saliva, hope your gf does the same to you anon, it feels great.
Mine was boring, just her bedroom at 18.
>>710967411
Male of course
>>710966831
cant stop laighing at this. Thsnks bro.
in my room on my sofa and bed, was pretty much fun
In a stairwell in a building, got her pregnant too.... we couldnt get an abortion since we live in the middle east and were underage, but she managed to do it herself using vitamin c or some shit.
>>710967845
>vitamin C
WAT
>>710967845
uh wut
>>710968020
A fucking Rock un-pregnated her.
>>710966841
Nah cassie (thats the name of the horse) had known me since the day she was born and always liked to horse hug me and loved having me ride her. Getting a saddle on her was the easiest thing ever tok since i had been putting training saddles on her since she was a foal.
A training saddle is something i came up with one day. I made it as light as possible and made it out of faux leather and pillow stuffing with a blanket underneath that was that felt material you get from walmart the belt for it was just some soft elastic to keep it on.
So yeah too much detail sorry.
Anyway
Tldr no risk of her kicking because thst horse fucking loved me. And loved being fucked by me. We lost our virginity together when she was about 6 weeks old and she had seen her parents fucking.
I was feeding her one night and she kept backing up to me with her tail held to one side. Presenting herself. So i figured. Im a 16 year old horny guy. Why not? She took my dick and loved it after i came she kept pressing herself onto my dick. And did this thing with her vagina thst felt amazing. Apparently horses and dolphins both have some tricks they can do with their pussys.
>>710968020
Yeah its a method for home abortion, she had to take over 1200mg a day, the vitamin C had to be of the cheap kind so that it would be harmful to the fetus.... even then it only had around 40% chance of working.... guess i got lucky
>>710962461
I were nowhere, becausewere I didn't everwhere losewere my virginiwhere.
I'm still a KHVhere (and proudwhere to be here).
>>710968243
moar stories please, i'm both aroused and amused.
>>710962461
10 years ago
in prison for theft
don't ask any further
>>710968780
Ok what kind if story? Im also the guy that wrote the shakesperian "i fucked a wood nymph" story thats in this thread.
>>710963333
My first time was in a motel restroom near the pool. There were kids playing in the water as i plunged into her's. She rode me for almost half an hour before she dragged me to her hotel and screwed me till her parents knocked on the door. I was high and couldn't muster a nut so it was disappointing for me.
>>710962461
i was fucking your mom faggot lmao
>>710962461
I have the best loss-of-virginity story I've ever heard, but I have to go to sleep now. Next time.
>>16
>>Beaver Bay Campground
>>Qt3.14
>>Rode me
>>Came buckets in her
>>Didn't see her for a few weeks
>>She tells me she got her period
>>Cool
>>710962461
Lost it to my nympho ass stepsister when I was 13. She and I fucked for a long time after that, going through multiple relationships of our own with other people yet still coming home and screwing like rabbits. Parents knew it was going on too but hey STEP sister. Fuck it right?
>>710969244
>I have the best loss-of-virginity story I've ever heard, but I have to go to sleep now.
right, so you can dream it up and share it later.
>>710963642
I busted a nut in a girl two days before she killed herself, that was my first time. she was shy and i asked her to the theater she said yes and we went to my place afterwards. i fucked her so hard and when i stopped she was crying.(even though she suggested it.) she was getting butt fucked by her uncle and when i came in her pussy she told me about how it reminded her of everytime her uncle ever put a load in her ass. I fucked her for another hour at my hardest and she left after about half an hour of getting fucked while crying. best sex i ever had.
Be 13, sister invited me to go on her church campout. That night my sister's best friend crawled into my tent saying she was cold and got in the sleeping bag with me. We started kissing and she was giving me a handy then I felt something wet and she slipped me inside her. We snuck away the rest of the weekend and she showed me how to do sex.
>>710965081
He is probably very low income. It wouldn't be hard to break in and replace his pills with rat poison pressed into a pill shape. Goodluck anon.
>>710965081
I will kill them for free and make it look like an accident/suicide.
I will also make it painless and give them catholic last rights before i kill them.
Because i dont beleive anyone should die in fear. I think everyone no matter how evil and awful should die peacefully.
>>710964972
>gf is 13
>white girl with pakistani step dad
>her dad arranges a marriage between her an her cousin
how the fuck does that sandnigger have any right to arrange a marriage involving a white women whos not even her real dad, did the mother just allow it lmao?
>>710967845
>vitamin C
Did she fucking stick lemons up her vaj and melt the fucker or what
>be me
>17 virgin fag
>beta asf
>ugly duckling syndrome like a mother fucker
No seriously I look like a cross between sets rogan and ed fucking sheer in
>see girl online with a fake name (back in the days of myspace) that matched a song title I liked from a band nobody really knows
I'm from missouri she's from ohio
>girls a fucking 10/10
>way out of my league
>sexy ass emo girl
>5'1", 105lbs, perky 34 b tits, wide hips, great ass
>decide to message her about the song
>we start talking a lot and hit it off
>she has bf
>fuck.jpg of course
3 days later they break up
>decide to be her rebound
>"I'll be ur bf"
>sure anon you're so nice and shit
>fucking winrar.jpg
>few months pass
>Christmas vacation
>decide to fly to Columbus
>first time seeing her in person at the airport
>was a 10/10 but when she smiled at me for the first time I swear she became 100000000/10
>spend 2 weeks with her at her parents house
>Christmas eve
>parents leave
>we start making out and I start to feel her up
>nervous as fuck
>"it's okay anon"
>she slides her shorts off and I take off my pants
>she guides me into her
>tightest warmest pussy ever
>We fucked for 2 hours before I came.
I am Super virgin!
A month later I decided to be a retard and put halo on a higher priority than her and eventually lost her. I'm such a fucking idiot and I've regretted it ever since. I still do. I'd give anything to be back with her but it won't ever happen, I doubt she even remembers me. (I have no pics sorry)
>>710970252
(Not OP)
Almost. Extremely high levels of vitamin C can create an environment that is too acidic for a fetus to develop in.
>>710962461
bed of gf I been with for a year already
to wait for the right person was the best decision
>16/17ish I forget
>Friend of Friend is single
>friend of friend is into me at some point since I give them booze
>we end up dating
>one night at friends house with new gf, friend is shit faced in her room
>gf and I sneak outside to the back pool
>"lets skinny dip anon" great way to break the ice on sexual shit I guess
>End up grinding in pool, prod her pooper with my dick
>Shes into it, slip it in while under water, she says it feels weird pull it out
>we both get out of pool, she does a little fart thing and water shoots out
>openly laugh and she's pissed
>storm in house with her and apologize
>We end up fucking all around the house that night
>Still see some marks of my sploog in friends kitchen, kek
>>710970552
Currently dating virgin gf so life is good
forgot to mention to piss off the jealous fags
>>710970174
Yeah, pretty much. So, here's how the sandnigger/white woman thing goes:
>sandnigger is nice, not at all like stereotypes
>so westernized
>nice guy, good job
>(this one has govt job designing missiles)
>get married
>nice guy is afk
>only the asshole sandnigger is left
>but it's too late
>relationship investment
>pregnant with the next kid
>he's the legal guardian of your kid from previous relationship
>so he can islamize your family
>game over
The guy was a certified nut. He chased one of her previous bfs down the street with a shotgun, just for walking her home from school.
>>710970450
>>710970450
OP
Yeah that
>17
>she's 15
>hooked up a few times but never stabbed her meatlocker with my pork sword
>ready to pop my metaphorical cherry
>valentine's day
>call out of work
>reservations at a fancy Italian restaurant
>pick her up from her mom's
>flowers, candy. Proper gentleman.
>dinner, movie. Romantic comedy to get the juices flowing.
>park car in an abandoned lot behind some hedges
>oh anon what are we doing
>she know. It time to get it on.
anon, I'm on my period let's just kiss okay?
>Frick
>makin out neck biting tits out gettin my dick sucked aww yeah
anon we need to stop or I'm going to get so horny I'm going to have to fuck you
>keep going
>bitch swings open my car door pushes her panties to the side pulls out the tampon
>fuck me anon I want you inside of me
>3.5 seconds later I'm no longer a virgin and she's got another dude on her list
>blood everywhere on my seat
>blood everywhere on my dick
>clean myself up with my spiderman underoos
>get a sheet out the trunk
>tell the bitch to clean up
>underoos in the back seat, sheet tossed into the bushes
>go to drive off..flat tire
>no jack. No spare. Fml.
>call mom she calls dad who calls his brother
>mom shows up, dad shows up with a jack, uncle shows up with a tire
>sun goes down it starts raining
>grandparents show up
>abandoned lot is made of dirt jack sinks into the mud
>family meets bitch for the first time
>conservative Christian family. Bitch has got like 6 facial piercings and a tattoo on her chest.
>finally get the tire changed
>cop shows up
>spotlight everywhere
>bloody sheet blew out of the hedges and is now caught in a fence
this is private property
we were just leaving officer
Next time you kids want to have fun don't do it here
>cop leaves
>one by one family leaves
>go to drive away
>bloody spiderman underoos still sitting in the back seat
>>710966558
That was awesome, Dandilion
>>710970819
kek
>>710970819
If this is real god bless.
I was 19, only lost it about a year and a half ago
I'd been dating my current girlfriend for a little over a year at that point, it happened on my birthday while I was house-sitting for my aunt and uncle, on their guest bed.
She'd been hinting that my birthday present was some sort of surprise, and we both lost our virginity that day. It took a good hour or so of work to get things going, and she bled like a stuck pig (luckily we had enough foresight to put down an old towel first). Like I said, we were both virgins, so the first few times were weird with us trying to figure out how our bodies locked together optimally.
But now we fuck like rabbits, it's amazing. We've both gotten good at exactly how to please eachother, I'm glad I'm going to get to wife her up in a few years.
i lost it when i was 23 to a really freaky religions girl.
i kinda miss her.
>>710971037
THIS IS YOU FROM THE FUTURE. THEY INVENTED BACKWARDS POSTING ONLINE. YOU WILL FUCK IT UP WITH HER IN 3 WEEKS WITH ALL THE NEW GAME RELEASES, JOB APPLICATIONS MOM BOTHERS US ABOUT, AND ETC. FOCUS ON HER MOST. FOCUS ON HER FOCUS ON HER FOCUS ON HER
>>710962461
16, in my room on the edge of my bed.
Girlfriend of like 6 months (16 also) sat on my dick for about 30 seconds, no condom.
Told her to get off of me before I came inside her.
Pretty glorious for the first time. And she was fit as fuck too.
>>710971037
sounds perfect
congratz
>>710971037
>I'm glad I'm going to get to wife her up in a few years.
hohoho... you have no idea
15, Met girl through friend who goes to my school. Not too far from the school she works at a horse stable. Ride a horse bareback through some weird ass trail till we get to a river. Get frisky and eventually stab her good and she lets out a scream/moan. She bleeds, but that's normal when stabbing. Leave body there. We're talking about first murder right? [Jk, actually did fuck her while she held the leed to a horse on a tree. Felt good.]
>15 years old
>In a rehab facility
>middle of no where California mountains
>have different cabins for boys and girls
>wait till its late and everyone is sleeping
>sneak out of cabin to girls cabin and get girl
>we sneak to the mess hall
>go in broom closet and fuck like rabbits
>holyshitbestnightever
>>710970819
Pic related
As close as I could find. Mine just had the 90's artwork.
>>710971245
Is that like a good "you have no idea" or a bad "you have no idea"
>>710971364
Atleast they are slightly red and you didn't have blood soaked tighty whiteys in the back.
>17
>park in the middle of IL winter
>make out
>start fingering her
>bend her over against the wall and pulled down her leggings
>put rubber on dick, half hard
>slid in as far as I can go
>so fucking hot and tight felt like my dick was on fire
>fuck for 45 minutes in the same position
>pull off condom before busting a nut
>tell her to get down and swallow
>she does
>best nut in my 17 years of living
Not the best way to lose my vcard but sure as hell was unique lmao
My 18th house party that was on the actual day of my birthday. We sneaked off half way though the night, but after the deed was done, I walked out to cheers and high fives.
>>710962461
Meta junkie wanted to fuck my mate. She could not do, so she fucked me. Not very nice for me, even worse for her. I came after two minutes.
End of sad story
>be 17
>go swim with some friends
>get high and enjoy the waters
>girl who liked me comes along, we're in the pool, she's high too
>in the pool hugging girl
>not really into her much, she's kinda dumb but at the moment so was I
>hugging turns into rubbing, start feeling her up, making out
>after like 20 minutes leave the pool, decide to go hike
>drive to mountain like 30 minutes away with friends and girl
>go hiking, get to the top, really nice view
>see deer, other hikers in distance
>me and girl are winded, decide to rest while friends go up ahead
>end up on a rock, making out, enjoying view
>finger girl, really enjoying myself and the mountain
>thisishownatureintended.png
>she asks if we should try fucking
>no condom, fuck it lmao
>get on rock, she slides her pants down and I'm already hard as shit
>girl being a virgin, my hands were bloody af
>I don't care, this isn't the first virgin I've put my fingers inside of
>enter her vagina, tight as fuck, actually kind of hurts she's so fucking tight
>awkward kissing as she's reverse cowgirl riding me on top of a fucking boulder in the middle of the day
>forget that you have to physically move your hips, girl does nothing so I start humping
>fuck her for about a minute, blood on my dick idc
>pull out before I can even come, it's getting dark and we can't find our friends
>clean up with the water we brought, decide to climb back down and hope we can contact our friends at the bottom
>starts getting really dark, see more deer
>turns out friend was going to call the cops, was really angry that we disappeared like that
>get driven home, thank bro for looking out for us
>later tell him what happened, says good job
>it wasn't great sex but I was so fucking into it that I fapped on the memory for ages after
>fucked her another time at a party, this time with a condom, was alright but she does not know how to fuck so it was also awkward
>give up on girl, she dates some guy, moves
>every once in a while hits me up
>lol
>>710962461
I was 15. Half white, half arab. Dad is a convert, mom is muslim. Pretty religious parents but I'm a closet atheist.
Get together with all the arab families at some community event. See hijabi girl from my homeroom. Say hi to her and we goof off. She's pretty hot, libyan and has green eyes and brownish hair. I have brown eyes and brown hair myself. Older woman comes over and basically starts bitching to me for talking to a girl. I'm pretty miffed and tactfully redirect how it's hypocritical of me to act any differently than I would at school. I have to endure some bullshit for 5 minutes from her and another lady too. I get into a heated argument and realize it's going nowhere so I leave mid-bullshit.
Went outside to cool my head. She comes out to talk to me again. I basically vent saying that I don't even believe in God. She tells me she's always felt agnostic in that she thinks there's a God but doesn't feel sure this is how to believe in him either. I felt way better talking to her and I text her for three hours into the night when I got to bed.
See her at school, talk to her like normal. Another stupid community event that week. We meet up and talk some more. Horse around on the basketball court and play. Afterwards, we kinda went into a room with couch and had sex in dim lighting.
It was low-key dating for a while. Haven't broken it off, but it's still pretty low-key. Haven't seen her since we went to different uni but we text often. I don't know where I'm going with the relationship to be honest, but she isn't the only girl I've slept with because I'm a piece of shit.
On my toilet fucking my ex while my friend was in the living room having trouble watching Letterman because of the noise my ex was making.
>>710972977
wtf?
thats fucked up for first time sex
>>710973038
I mean, it started on my floor, but she was getting rug burn 6 minutes in. Also unfortunately, she got worn out before I could nut.
>>710972977
>my friend was in the living room
oh wait, nvm
>>710962461
My highschool after a football game behind the stairs at like 10pm it was ok but it was really cold
>>710973365
I ironically got the nickname "Italian Stallion" despite having a smaller than average-average sized dick.
karaoke room in japan
>>710972747
Hey good for you breaking out of that religious bullshit.
She's a good girl, isn't she? Keep her close and see how things develop.
Also, you worry about you fucking others. What do you think she does right now?
>Be 15
>Girl i've known since we were like 4 is having a party
>Had been taking these pills post-operation
>They cause me to be constipated
>Fuck it
>Go to this party
>Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm
>Sorta bush it off as sloppiness
>Party winding down
>Nowhere to sleep
>"Oh, just come with me"
>Ugh, fine
>Fuck the tits right off her
>Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways. no worries
>Start to worry
>Fall asleep back to back, completely naked
>Wake up to RANCID smell
>Oh god no
>Take out cell phone
>Look over, i had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens
>WhatthefuckdoIdo.avi
>Take shit in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks
>Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so i left" dont know why
>Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home
>Dont hear from her
>2 weeks later she killed herself
>>710973805
Italian Stallion here, 10/10 gg bruh.
>>710965081
I'll knock em off real cheap what state u in
>>710973741
You know, I feel like I wouldn't mind if she was doing that behind my back. The dating thing isn't that concrete. Not to mention she would've only had one sex partner which is a bummer.
Problem is, she still wears the scarf. I got to see her over the summer (we are sophmores now) and I get the feeling that she's more concrete about the dating. It's like she's already settled for me. The guilt is atrocious.
And what the hell am I supposed to do in the future? I'm worried about the battle I'm going to have with my parents when they find out I'm an atheist AND I'm dating the daughter of one of their friends.
>>710965081
No way this is real. No way.
15 years for raping a child? Grandma AND Grandpa!? Mom was getting FUCKING PAID? MULTIPLE surgeries to the colon for tears to the rectum? Military dad didn't beat the shit out of mom and her shit parents?
Bro, no way.
>be 22 year old almost kissless virgin
>had cancer from 14 years old but sorted by 18, no excuse but meh i didnt get out much
>no body confidence
>dont want to end up like an average basement dweller
>one day age 22 just say "fuck it", get out there and beta my way into a girl with much cringe fest (tons of spagetti, still have chatlogs, entertaining and more cringe than a god tier cringe thread)
>we fuck on my bed, nothing special
>ditch her and become a normie
>fuck 12 other women before settling down with my now wife
no regrets
>>710963333
/b/ has changed. No one drawing attention to the quads achieved here
I went on a few dates with a girl and we ended up in a love hotel in Tokyo. She sucked me off until I came, so I figured I might as well finish the job.
Most of you little shits probably weren't even alive back then.
>>710974910
Chat logs! Drop em!
>>710975162
I take them to my grave. Fucking hell i was the master of cringe. Imagine a 22 year old that had shunned social interaction for 8 years trying to get into women... All that "nice guys finish last" mentality. Its painful lol.
That little beta shithead is long dead. Luckily im not bad looking so girls overlooked some of the cringe. but... FUCK i piss myself when reading it.
>>710962461
Right outside my highschool sophomore year.
>>710962461
>be me
>16 years old
>go to music festival with my brother where theres tons of drugs and alcohole
>meet polish qt with a yuuuge ass
>we both go to the same school
> we fuck twice over the entire festival
>shit was cash
>>710964860
you fucked up
>>710962461
You're mums house.
19/m. I poured vodka down the throat of my high-school ex gf until she was loose. Fucked her for 2 hrs bc I was pretty drunk and couldn't cum. She wound up sucking my balls through my pee hole when I did cum. 8/10 sex
>>710976275
Got eem
>>710962461
@ ur moms lol
>>710962461
16 parents were out, made bed with petals on it (yes i cringe at this ever since) fucked her with a condom i got for my birthday when i turned 14 from a friend in a frame saying *in case of emergency*
>>710962461
In the back of her dad's BMW
First time I had sex was in a church. While it was still going on. I'll see you guys in hell
>>710976604
I jacked off in the mother's room at church before
>>710962461
Forget which came first as they happened close together but it was either in the front row of the Palms movie theater in vegas during the I Am Legend movie premiere, I nutted fast and left, the girls sister was sitting next to us as well as my cousin. The other possibility could have also been this drainage pipe at a park outside my school at a time and I got tiny pebbles embedded in my ass cheeks.
Had a friend sense pre-k when we were 9 he started to blow me a few months later I fucked him in the ass while in his living room watching the Mexican playboy Chanel listening to the girl moan " yes " and "si" at the same time
>18
>She was from our off state
>My oldest brother date's her
>They broke up with in a week
>Mytimetostrike.jpeg
>Chat her up some get her in the back of my truck
>My older brother is dating her >now and dose not know we fucked
>>710977269
age difference to your siblings?
>>710975042
number gets are for fucking newfags
>be me
>be future
>>710962461
My best friends sister in my cousins bed, while watching spongebob
>>710962461
I fucked two prostitutes with 18... my father paid for them, I didn't cum.
I was home eating Serial
mom walk
>Anon ur virgenaty is kill
>noo
i was going hammer and tongs on this bitch when fuck me her aunty walks in!
so anyway i leap out of the coffin...
on the couch of a distant friend.
