S/fur : snek edition
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S/fur : snek edition
>>710956345
Do you play starbound?
>>710956470
Nope
>>710956470
>>710956345
I'm late...
>>710956626
Wait a fuck, I'm this guy
>>710956847
Same old shit again
Up and down this avenue
3 more days and we'll be through
>>710956938
Um... yes?
>>710956938
What do you mean?
>>710956938
and i won't have to look at you....
>>710957072
It's a marching song I'm too used to singing.
>>710957125
Seems like a pretty edgy marching song
>>710957125
And such a random and scary reply for a beginning /fur poster for me
>>710957239
They say that in the army, the sergeants very nice.
You ask them simple question, they scold you chao chee bai.
I don't want to live the army life yeah.
I just want to lead the simple life yeah.
>>710957364
Heyo, you got any other good gifs? You seem to know my kind of gifs
>>710956345
Evens for fap
Odds for sleep
Rolling time go!
>>710957622
Roll
>>710957622
>>710957722
That was a little uncanny.
>>710957622
I guess I'll try, since my try at being fap free for a few months should be tested by my luck once in a while
>>710957777
Oh shit, /furs are so lucky
>>710957446
Not anymore snake but yeah
>>710957622
And what the hell, roll.
>>710957877
Whelp, g'night guys.
>>710957840
It's good still, not into lesbo, but I'm not your master
>>710957877
Evening dudes. How are things?
>>710957622
>>710957722
>>710957777
>>710957877
>>710957911
lol what the fuck
>>710958099
What in the mother fuck is this?
>>710958081
Pretty good, glad I didn't roll evens
>>710958240
No point in me rolling, I'm in bed most of the time anyway. Had physical therapy though today. And tomorrow. Shit's fun.
>>710957622
Yuh ikk
>>710958370
What's physical therapy for?
>>710957953
No worries!
>>710958517
Every single time I see the thumbnail for that gif I think she has a gun in her mouth. Every fucking time, and I've seen it dozens of times.
>>710958624
Now its all I see
>>710958517
That is of excellent quality, really fucking good
>>710958701
I can't help but see a police uniform, then see her gun in mouth. I don't know why.
>>710958512
Got fucked up. Couple busted ribs and shattered femur. Got run off the road when I was biking to work a while ago, went into a river at low tide and hit ground pretty hard. Only got off Tremadol a couple days ago, but I have one pill left in case of a really shit day.
>>710958801
Oh god, I hope that doesn't happen to you again, sounds like the shittiest day of days
>>710958796
>>710958982
Had worse days. But it's more the aftermath that's been getting me. Getting paid less than half of minimum wage on sickness benefit, having to use that money to pay for therapy as well. And it wasn't workplace related so no ACC subsidies as well.
>>710959203
Das gay. Not that I'm complaining.
>>710959203
I can't tell the distinction of it being a girl or a boy, but it's really good
>>710959276
My bad, I'm just dumping at this point
>>710959453
G or S, I'm totally fine with it either way
>>710959453
Gifs are a favorite of mine
>>710959239
Goddamn, sounds shitty
>>710959749
Yep. Sucks something chronic. But at least I have another court session to look forward to. The fucker who ran me off the road is a mate of my old flatmate.
>>710959604
Now this is gay
>>710959714
Kek
/sh/r8buu223de3jpp4/AAD6dkAvdo_WszTRVNgbIKGca?dl=0
Yiff gif drop
Anyone have the snek blowjob gifs from the last thread
>>710959901
It's gay, but who says it's bad?
>>710960168
Yeah, they were pretty nice for fan service
>>710960073
shot bro
>>710960192
Not bad, that was just deliberate that time. I usually don't post g/fur unless asked
>>710960073
Being a phone fag, I can't get the link, but I'll copy paste it
>>710960168
>>710960428
The great gifs come again
>>710960371
Those two seem to be an all time g/fur favorite, I like the gif
>>710960614
My boy
Hey, it's practically a full on gif s/fur, that's pretty nice
>>710960710
Who is that character?
NoNo, this has turned into B/fur
>>710960710
Aw~ yeah~
Dat Prequel Adventure!
>>710960857
B/fur is best because it has best of both worlds, I don't mind it, since they are gifs too
>>710960857
no such thing. It's just g/fur stuff in an s/fur thread.
Oh damn, lost track of time, I should be getting to bed. One last gif dump(don't have any thing to post) for me? Please?
>>710961136
G/fur or S/fur, doesn't matter
>>710961136
Favorite
&list=PLbIBL0f-42sScWQTgWw2a-VXy4SYD-Fpg
>>710961418
damn!
>>710961332
Heyyy, is it mare guy from that one thread with FB account?
gonna need more mare pussy
>>710961418
Seen it before, but it is still really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTj6oBoGxY
>>710961757
That's a lot of dynamite
Well guys gnight, at least I won't be able to humiliate myself in my dreams...
>>710961721
Not gonna lie. I've fucked a horse irl and horse pussy is hawt.
>>710956431
2sexe
>>710962317
envy.
I have changed my mind. I no longer want a Honda Valkyrie (well, I do, but not right now).
I want a motherfucking Yamaha VMAX. 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, 10.1 1/4 mile. Fuck. Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI3Rx3HdF0s
>>710962949
Nice. Sounds fucking sick.
>>710962433
4u bby
>>710963051
Dude. You have no idea. That thing is fucking INSANE. God, I love power cruisers.
>>710963188
unfortunately I'm not a bike person. Despite me planning on getting one.
>>710963252
Join us. Join the Bike Lyfe. We have lots of power for really cheap prices.
>>710963328
Once I can ride a bike again I will go for my license.
>>710957622
guess rolling now
>>710961576
Erection > Blood available for necessary body functions
https://youtu.be/1pHhBQO1E8g
pls
pls gib monies
>>710963515
Good.
>>710957622
rawl
I WANT TO FUCK A MOTORCYCLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OHd0XkHP8k
Booo, I rise from the dead. Oh wait, it ain't Halloween anymore? Fuck me sideways with a rusty pike.
>>710964929
Welcome back.
>>710962949
consumer shit
>>710964975
Indeedy, Brother Dashington.
>>710965026
It isn't about the item itself; it's about going fast as fuck, and feeling the adrenaline surge.
>>710965075
You want to feel adrenaline surge?
Go to Battle Inoculation Course.
>>710965181
Can I go fast?
Fun fact: my stepfather's own stepfather worked for Lockheed Martin, and was an engineer who helped design the SR-71.
Or go to a race track and drive super cars.
>>710965300
Wish I had a grandpappy like yours.
>>710965300
Yes, and I knew a guy who knew a guy who's dad knows a guy who could sue your ass for half your country's treasury.
>>710965387
Bikes are better. More freedom thus more insanity and adrenaline. A lot more input from the driver as well.
Yeah, he is a really cool guy.
>>710965430
That isn't that kind of case though. I directly know the guy.
>>710965300
My 3x great grandmother was a maid for Al Capone. And I'm a distant relative of Sean Connery. Those are my only family claims to fame in recent history that are known internationally.
>>710965565
But did you actually know them? I think not.
The most famous person I'm directly related to is Sir Isaac Newton.
>>710965471
True, not much of a two wheel type of guy, I have zero experience in riding and form of two wheel vehicles. Might learn how to drive a bicycle.
>>710965565
My granddad was a drug mule for the Medellin Cartel. This is fun.
>>710965636
I've met Sean Connery at a clan gathering a few years back. I don't know him well though. Dame Cathrine Tizard is the nationally known relative I know really well.
>>710965707
*ride
>>710965707
My granddad was a paratrooper in the Gordon Highlanders, was in Suez and was the first of the british soldiers to talk to the natives during the maumau uprising in kenya.
>inb4 someone comes in and is the great nephew of the Queen and actually knows her, or some shit
>>710965707
2 wheels a best.
>>710965737
Still doesn't count.
>>710965745
Technically drive is still correct. One would drive a bicycle or a motorcycle as one would a car because there is force being applied to a system, thus driving the vehicle.
And that's where my relation to Sir Isaac Newton comes into play.
>>710965938
Now that is actually pretty fucking cool.
>>710966060
Yeah, I guess so...
My brother was one of the guys who took out Osama Bin Laden.
I don't have a brother ;(
>>710966060
Suit yourself, you've set the rules.
>>710966197
Good because, from my experience, brothers are assholes.
>>710966253
My sister is ok. Wish I had a bro so I can have fap competitions with. What? It's not gay or incest if you don't ejaculate on each other.
>>710966403
I let my brother jerk me off through my pants when I was about 13. I wonder if he remembers it. And I also tried to suck his dick when I was like, 4 or 5, but my parents caught me and scolded me for it. I think that's how my mom knew I was going to be a faggot because I hide it very well otherwise.
>>710966184
I have a few stories of him. He also played poker with the king of Jordan as well when it comes to cool shit. His battalion was charged with guarding him when he was in Egypt for a bit.
>>710966501
>>710966552
If that is true then that's cool as fuck. I would have put that at the top of the list.
>>710966591
It's odd how I ended up not being even more of a faggot. It really is a wonder as to why I prefer women consider all the porn I looked at when I was 11-13 was all about huge dicks.
>>710966670
yeah...yeah
What is this thread? No one is even contributing anymore. It's just become like the gfur circlejerks.
>>710966670
Eh. It's one of the stories where the details are vague. There are far more interesting ones I know in better detail. Like him shooting border guards getting refugees out of Hungary during the civil war there.
>>710966759
Be not afraid, my incestuous brother.
>>710966781
>>710966968
I wasn't complaining. I actually find it rather amusing.
>>710967022
I know, just felt obligated to
>>710966934
>>710967243
Haven't seen that one in a while.
>>710967275
Me either, being back is kewl.
>>710967357
That it is.
So what are you fuckers up to?
>>710967398
vidya
>>710967449
What vidya might that be?
>>710967398
Still playin' Kill Withey Simulator 1968
>>710967449
Long time no speaky.
>>710967559
*Whitey
>>710967466
Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate
>>710967559
Yes, Hi.
Oh my god. There are TT kits for the VMAX. 400hp. I do not need to have money.
>>710967559
>>710967604
Never heard of it.
>>710967683
Sounds pretty cool.
>>710967694
Mafia Tree Fiddy
Well I'll be damned. madmax.com is a real website that just so happens to link to Yamaha VMAX turbo kits. Ain't that something.
>>710967835
Oh, gotcha.
>>710968037
Mediocre and somewhat repetetive gameplay, but great story, characters, and nice soundtrack.
That's it. I'm getting a VMAX, and I'm getting a fucking turbo kit from Mad Max Enterprises. A literal Mad Max bike.
>>710968286
Sounds like a fun game, my dude.
>>710968485
Max would blush.
>>710968664
I'd let him ride it, too. Do not take that out of context.
>>710968697
I know.
>>710968742
Good. Because now I have a brilliant idea.
I was originally going to strip it down and make it a bobber, but with it being a VMAX and having a turbo kit from Mad Max Enterprises... there is only one thing to do with it.
Fug off Kane/Erin, I know your lurkin'.
>>710968841
Sounds kickass.
>>710968928
*you're
>>710968928
Shh. I'm now going to keep this project under wraps until it's completed.
I should put a stack of paper on my locker.
697 DAYS TO ORD
And tear off one sheet every day to make it count down, like those countdown calendars.
>>710969024
Same with the house from now on, make the surprise even better.
Tear-off calendar.
>>710969044
That's a lot of paper.
>>710969101
Oh man. I have some brilliant ideas already.
https://www.amazon.com/100-Day-Tear-Off-Countdown-Calendar/dp/1922217549
Fuck you, $15 for a 100-day calendar?
Piss off.
>>710969185
Plenty of people still have tear-off calendars.
>>710969260
Yeah but not 700 pages. And by the way, I saw a $30 calendar at Guitar Center the other day. Welcome to Capitalist America.
>>710961278
who is the artist for this?
>>710969185
Type them down so you don't forget about them.
>>710969260
15 bucks?! What a...Rip Off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
YEEEAHH!
>>710969402
I won't forget. When I get a crazy idea, I never forget it. I have a phenomenal memory when it comes to batshit insane ideas.
Maybe I'll just use the back of my range card and some blutack.
It's laminated so I can just write on it with marker and erase it.
>>710969454
>phenomenal memory
My memory is shit, like an onion. Plus, I get creative block once in a while, sucks.
>>710969609
Luckily for me, I have no shortage of creativity. Too much if anything.
>>710960941
>implying gfur belongs in an sfur thread
It fuckin doesn't mate. I click these threads specifically because I DON'T want to see that. Now, every single sfur thread seems to degenerate into gay shit, even when there's another thread just for that.
Like whatever you like but don't post shit in here that doesn't belong. Plenty of lurkers that get annoyed by that.
>>710969592
Do so, it's cheaper and you won't make a mess.
>>710969659
I'd say same for me, MC is good evidence of that.
>>710969752
But it's not as satisfying as tearing off paper.
Alos it's not easy to write on a vertical surface
>>710969711
>implying that wasn't my point.
dipshit
>>710969827
Well, you do have a point there.
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https://discord.gg/sKfff5T post your furry pics here thanks
>>710970052
are you ready
>>710970280
I love that reaction pic.
>>710970303
MAKE AMERICA FURRY AGAIN
>>710970303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA
>>710970303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE
>>710970303
is trump potus yet
>>710970795
Not til jan. But election happens today.
>>710970795
Nope, wait about 2 months for results. Like my health diagnosis.
>>710956345
Snek?! SNEEEEK!
>>710970052
>>710966781
The fuck is with that gardevoir and that tube? I she on life support or some shit?
>>710970052
Last one
>>710971206
yes
>>710971206
She has Class 3 Super Autism, extremely rare and toxic to any living life form, including pet rocks.
>>710957622
roll
>>710970359
>>710970303
>>710970903
>>710970834
electron result when
https://discord.gg/FbVzcTG POST YOUR FURRIES PIC HERE PLEASE thank you <2
>>710972081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3o_EDYl7a4
RIP banana bread
