it's time to operate
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it's time to operate
why did my phone die at 33%
yiff in hell furfags
no wait, yiff in my butt please.
God damn, Westworld is a great show.
its not always about you
>>710952080
cuban spies got you
also hows ur uni work been going
Fuck, Battlerite keeps freezing on me.
>>710952133
see >>710951571
>>710952107
i like the movie. havent seen the show
>>710952104
He was a mediocre to okay president.
>>710952224
fuck off demos, i only ever post in gfur threads when they're first made so i can say "yiff in my butt please"
i don't have time to actually browse your shitty threads.
if it's sometimes about me, why shouldn't it always be about me
>>710952257
Kitty, go watch Judge Dredd on Netflix.
>>710952297
buddy that's some deep denial
>>710952392
i spend my times shitposting in shota threads, i only ever come here to say "yiff in my butt please" and to harass demos / faggotry.
>>710952257
It gets all philosophical and deals with Existentialism as well as Evolutionary philosophy.
>>710952107
>>710952257
It's so beautifully done. Some of the actors could have been chosen better IMO, but still 8/10
why must everyone harass me
>>710952297
maybe if you did i'd let you think i was your waifu
>>710952552
you're still my waifu tho demos. what r u reading in ur english course thing
also who is this character that you're now avatarfagging
>>710952369
the latest movie? or the old one? i own the latest one
>>710952494
how do you watch it?
>>710952535
i will probably get around to it like a year after its done airing
>>710952450
so you do actually have time to browse his shitty threads
>>710952818
yes but i only ever post in gfur threads when they're first made so i can make the first reply "yiff in my butt please"
do you know how much commitment it takes waiting for new gfur threads to be made just so i can shitpost in them?
>>710952666
dr. faustus
paulo from bittersweet candybowl
>>710952917
yes, i do, which is why i was wondering why you were so opposed to admitting that time spent
>>710952535
I think most of the core cast is great, Hopkins and Harris especially. I like Newton, Wright, and Wood in their roles. I think they could have replaced Simpson and Barnes with pretty much anyone else and they would have been about the same.
>>710952735
I download it illegally like a criminal.
>>710953115
you monster!!!!
>>710953244
Probably, yes.
>>710952735
The old one.
Battlerite is pissing me off.
>>710953353
its ok though. youre a nice monster
>>710953519
i havent seen the old one!
i dont know what that is
>>710953614
I disagree with that assessment.
>>710953738
its only natural
>>710953840
Maybe.
>>710953941
yesbye
>>710953519
>>710953614
Two of my favourite weirdos!
bok bok
>>710954092
hoiii
>>710954142
iiioh
>>710954064
I don't think anything I do is natural.
>>710952938
never heard of that book. also where do you find all these obscure fucking web comics to shitpost characters from?
>>710953007
because i only do it ironically
>>710954250
how is it not normal?
>>710953614
Its a game. But its running like shit for me.
>>710954092
Bananananananananders.
>>710951836
did someone say OPERATE?
>>710954304
it's about a guy who sells his soul to satan and then shit happens
kinda boring, kinda weird. but it was written by the guy who supposedly cowrote a portion of Shakespeare's plays
>>710954331
It's natural to want to see yourself in the best light. I don't. I only see the negatives.
>>710954304
oh and i just stumble across them in my ventures round the internet.
for the most part i steal them tho
>>710954346
Snorrrrrrrrf
>>710954364
>>710954497
shakespeare was a hack that never wrote an original play as far as i'm concerned
>>710954550
you need to get a hobby other than stealing images. like looking for a cuban boyfriend.
>>710954606
>>710954346
why though?
>>710954544
i guess.
>>710954615
i'm fine with that, still pumped out some wicked awesome shit.
that's like
hard tho
>>710954779
wicked smaht guy
also finding a bf isn't hard, just walk around in short-shorts so everyone can see your 2d anime boy butt.
>>710954615
Shakespeare is by no means a hack and was writing about the Absurd and themes of Existentialism and Nihilism centuries before anyone.
>>710954765
I only see the darker parts of existence. It's unnatural to do that.
>>710954885
but it's not 2d irl
>>710954707
yes friend its time to operate operationally on operations
>>710955093
you're the kind of nigga that thinks nietzsche was a nihilist lmao
>>710955105
prove it to me, my waifu.
>>710955093
does that mean you like dark chocolate?
>>710954175
did you have cake today?
>>710955156
there are people more deserving of my butt than you
>>710955271
i'm just a really entitled person that feels like i deserve to see every cute boy's butt. and in my mind you're a cute anime boy.
>>710955156
Nietzsche was a Nihilist in so far as he was all about the destruction of the systems that governed human life to allow the human being to become wholly responsible for their own life.
>>710955251
It is better than milk chocolate.
>>710955447
>Nietzsche was a Nihilist
stopped reading here. read a science some time, idiot.
>>710955338
unless you're under 5'5" and claim to be bisexual you ain't gonna get it
>>710955544
>wanting a manlet bf
why would you not want a 6' tall sex god individual such as myself? also cute pic.
>>710955447
im more fond of milk myself
>>710955251
Pretty much my whole birthday was already celebrated before it came :P Got a TV from mom a few days ago, had dinner and an apple pie at aunt's and got some roses from her, today I just slept through like any other day :c We'll see about the cake later cause there is stuff for it c:
>>710955639
>milk
wat
Is this really you kitty
>>710955631
because i fucking love cuties
>>710955639
>>710955759
Ohwait nvm, didn't realize you were talking about milk chocolate
>>710955802
okay i like small cuties as much as the next guy but 5'5" is literally manlet levels. how tall are you?
>>710955544
you literally just described eisen
and almost me
read some fuckin science, dipshit
>>710955872
that doesn't mean anything to me
5'8"
>>710955917
oh really gee wiz
>>710955978
you can always be my small cutie, then ;)
>>710955759
did you eat the roses too?
i hope its a chocolate cake.
>>710955512
I've read most of Nietzsche's work. Twilight of the Idols, A Gay Science, Human all too Human, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Birth of Tragedy, Beyond Good and Evil, on the Genealogy of Morality, and The Will to Power.
>>710955639
Dark Chocolate is the only chocolate worth eating.
>>710956018
don't be a creep
>>710956060
that is a damn lie
>>710955978
>and almost me
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710956022
One can always dream!
>>710956060
>reading gay books
lmao what a fuckin loser
>>710956074
but 5'8" is the perfect height for a small bf. also you're my waifu so i'm allowed to say creepy shit.
>>710956126
almost
>>710956152
no not really
>>710956144
with lots of buttercream icing
>>710956123
I completely disagree.
>>710956144
You must not be a fan of Foucault.
>>710956301
FUCK
I must make myself shorter somehow
>>710956384
i do too
>>710956485
With who?
>>710956301
yes really.
so have u been talking to any cuties recently
>>710956363
I hope it'll have strawberry jam and whipped cream on it :3~
>>710956384
I don't know, haven't heard of him
>>710956458
wrong image
>>710956458
yeah
and become single
and a year younger than i am
>>710956631
i'm talking to one right now
>>710956679
ewww whipped cream
>>710956724
nigga i'm manly, not cute. :^)
but really how goes your search for a bf. cuban or not.
God damn mislink.
>>710956152
>>710956384
>>710956679
You ignore that.
>>710956711
You like dark chocolate?
>>710956724
why specifically a year younger
can't help you on the being not single part
>>710956824
no i like milk
>>710956812
i wasn't talking about you i was talking about barry
no progress. thus far
>>710956868
cause he's a year younger than me
aw shuck
>>710956734
Fucking MMMM
>>710956899
Gross.
>>710956921
i know i was meming you. also i have no clue who the fuck barry is, stop namedropping your gfur butt buddies. i don't keep up with that shit.
no progress? try harder.
>>710956974
gross
>>710957028
no u
>>710956921
>I was talking about barry
asdfadsgdfkjgaldh
>cause he's a year younger than me
so can I be the best man at the eventual wedding or what
>>710957138
I agree.
>>710957055
well lets think
considering i'm only speaking to two people, one of which being you, it's pretty fucking obvious who barry is.
i'm trying as hard as i can without trying super hard
it's like herding chicks
>>710957156
yes
and holly with be the ring bearer
>>710957138
Strawberry jam tho
>>710957262
u could have been talking to him on some messaging service for all i know.
have u tried the short shorts method that i suggested
>>710957392
don't matter you're still dumb
no i'm not a slut
>>710957496
i may be dumb but at least i admit it. also it's not sluttery if you keep your socks on. once the socks come off though... oh boy.
>>710957269
>>710957496
buncha poofs.
You do your exercises today?
>>710957245
mhmmm
>>710957269
i do like jam. strawberry is probably my favorite
>>710957662
>poofs
now that's a very unamerican thing to say. where u from?
>>710957679
don't k me
>>710957693
here's the biggest fag of them all :)
>>710957662
Fuck yeah, let's make out with strawberry jam!
>>710957662
I rode a lawnmower slash snowblower for the first time
>>710957662
i didn't do much, i had class all day and i'm busy as fuck. but i walked for like 45 minutes collectively, so there's something.
>>710957800
incorrect
>>710957662
Mislink, ignore that!
>>710957800
<3333333333 hi!
>>710957909
i dont want to make out with it though. i just want it on some bread and such
>>710957693
I should self immolate. Cleansing fire may be the only way.
>>710957761
better place than 'merica
>>710957876
that'll get jam in my beard.
so you rode a snowmobile?
>>710957903
yeap, that's somthing :)
you think youbiggest homo here?
>>710957950
NO!!
>>710958055
KATTEN <3
>>710958153
>better place than 'merica
the majority of places are better than burgerland. specifically where?
>>710958153
i don't just think it
i know it
>>710958249
better hemisphere than 'merica
>>710958337
'straya or new zealand? if australia what state?
>>710958150
you can make smore with the fire too
>>710958153
what up tiggerbuttbb
>>710958055
That's not exactly how I meant though... :p
>>710958153
No dude, it's y'know, a lawnmower that you sit on that doubles as a snowblower :P
>>710958153
Ugh fine!
>>710958337
hey tiger
>>710958426
woof
>>710951836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VumDFvCkyA&feature=youtu.be
>>710958322
fags post their caged boi cock in these threads.
>>710958393
you've prolly asked me before i don't live in your state.
>>710958426
the barbbell!
i got invited out for dinner tonight as well so doing a quick workout.
>>710958514
>>710958514
*strawberry kisses your neck
you fag.
>>710958549
Hey Jeff!! I gotmy new fitbit yesterday.
>>710958514
how did you mean it?
>>710958549
wemmmmmmmmmm
>>710958644
no i don't think i've asked you before. what state?
>>710958644
and my chromebook finally came in today
how's the fitbit working?
>>710958663
how you doing kitty
>>710958644
gross
>>710952391
Jesus i want a hot bf to smell my tummy while i wear cute panties...
>>710958721
well i'm not in a state.
>>710958751
It's alot better, bigger screen, better build. easier to navigate. i'd say its a good 1.74x better than older model. Hows the chrome book?
>>710958775
Yeap so you not best homo here.
How's like anyways?
>>710958644
what kind of dinner and with who is it a handsome man?
>>710958751
im tired and restless feelings its strange feeling
howre you bb?
>>710958644
And who's taking the initiative here, you impulsive homo!! I'll slap your dick!!
>>710958663
Like tiger put it, but on your mouth :P >>710958644
>>710958948
so, nz?
>>710958948
chastity doesn't determine the best homo
the fact of the matter is i'm the coolest and i have the nicest haircut
so that just makes me the best homo.
>>710958948
it's working great, everything runs smoothly, and it has a nice interface to work with
>>710958990
super tired, probably gonna head to sleep in a half hour or so
>>710951836
If you think surgery is going to cure your crippling mental condition, you're mistaken.
>>710958995
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh~
>>710959148
why are you so tired? whatcha do today?
>>710959146
i mean idk, i've got a pretty tight haircut. you've gonna need to back up that statement with some proof.
>>710958990
That's a gurl!
just some mates at work.. it's a farewell dinner thingy. He's going to move overseas for work.
>>710958995
If you going to slap my dick you get no tiger affection from me.
>>710959041
nope.
>>710959146
Haircuts maketh the faggeth..
Right ok i got it now. So may i see this homo cut?
>>710959148
cool. got a nice screen?
>>710959395
Is gon taste gooood~
>>710959432
Fiine, if you like my neck so much >u>
>>710959432
pic related
>>710959432
where at overseas?why so far away? what kind of food place is it?
its a girl because im a girl too duh
>>710959602
we can add chocolate too
>>710959395
it was daylight savings, so my internal clock and alarms got messed up, so I've been awake for almost a day by now, because I had to be up waiting for a package delivery.
I waited for the package, then had to head to an exam
>>710959602
yeah, and it instantly turns on as well
>>710959688
That we can~
Rub it over my bald head bby
>>710959753
My neck instantly turns on?
>>710959612
So you saying you got a fringe? and that makes you the homo?
>>710959688
he's going to NZ'd
It's a restaraunt. so bbeer and burgers and steaks. that type of foods.
You isa girl? for reeelz! cause i'll be tapping that boi pussy hard like.
>>710959602
pfft you had your necking andyoublew it. you going to have to make it up to me.
>>710959432
>>710959753
>>710959966
i had meant to link it to tiger
>>710959985
How can I win you back, tigerdad?
the 2016 presidential election of the united states of america
I need cuddles.
>>710960221
I'll cuddle you
>>710960221
Me too
>>710960057
cool
ace that exam?
Do i get to give you 'won theexam' sexings?
>>710960147
kiss my muscles and suck my tits.
>>710959753
what was this important package?
daylight savings means nothing to me.
>>710959966
>>710959985
i love steak and burgers. get a kangaroo burger please.
yeah for real you didnt know?
>>710960221
i do too while i watch dredd
>>710960310
Liar!
>>710960418
Wheww, who's winning back who here?
>>710960546
Fuckyessss
>>710960418
I think I did pretty good
and yes please~
>>710960546
I got a chromebook to take back and forth between class
>>710960583
no, I'll give you lots of cuddles
>>710960546
It changes nothing except that you have bigger tits than me now :(
i looked at their menu before, they don't serve ranga burgers sorry.
>>710960589
You winning me back mousy, now suck me tits.
>>710960700
*warm, fuzzy tiger hugz. the ones that you get lifted from
>>710960700
ohhh yeah duh i knew that. is it fancy? i hate my notebook. it cant even update because there is no extra memory and i dont have any added programs except an antivirus and even deleted all the programs i could
>>710960870
jajaja i win in the tit competition
thats a damn shame they dont have that. i think i had dried kangaroo meat once.
>>710960870
If you wanna call it that~
*suckle suckle
>>710960870
give me all the fuzzy hugs~
what kind of a lift?
>>710960897
it's pretty fancy, everything is designed to work off the cloud, so very little data is actually stored on the notebook, so it's very hard to slow it down with bloatware
>>710959985
Ya.
>>710960700
Iaw will be sad you're cuddle cheating on him.
>>710961166
it's just a cuddle between friends
>>710961138
i really should have gotten that one instead. i wanted to be as cheap as possible becuase my inner jew and even got it in pink because it was $20 cheaper i think. sighh what an idiot i was.
>>710961079
*purrss
yeah mouse enjoy the man-titties!
>>710960994
Unfair advantage! I have to actually work for mine, you just need to age!
>>710961138
the one where arms wrap around you tight and i lean back just enough to lift you off the ground. and to top it off, i rub my hand all over.
>>710961150
Post your homo cut. just the top will be fine.
>>710961406
I wanted to get mine in pink, but it was only available in blue.
you might be able to fix it's problems if you do a fresh install
>>710961791
that sounds like the best kind of tiger hug
>>710961269
You say that, but the next thing you know, it leads to hand holding and footsies.
sup all :)
>>710961923
well if it was cuddling the there'd be touching at least, hand holding and footsies are just part of the fun
>>710961929
hello
>>710961791
Sure am
*omnom
>>710961791
yeah but i can still work out and keep them perky. i will show you sometime~
>>710961895
i have had to do that a few times already. a week goes by and then it gives me errors on how it cant update.
>>710961929
nothing
>>710961929
My penis.
>>710961895
Have you drawn furry cocks all over yet?
I do give good hugs XX
Do your exercises jeff.
>>710962240
*Gropes bananabutt
>>710962249
go flash your tits at an IT nerd, tell them you'll suck some cock for them to fix your PC.
isn't that how girls work?
>>710962249
dang, how old is it?
>>710962376
is it from the cuddling?
doot doot
>>710962485
Was this the gift you were talking about? :P
*smacks tigerbutt
>>710962485
what, nooo, I'd never draw dicks everywhere
I want to do them but I'm sleepy
>>710962610
No it's a steam game ofmy choosing.but i havent been on steam to do so.
>>710962693
well i spose you have a exam. do them tomorrow then. don't forget!
>>710962485
i could! grand idea!!!
i will suck cock regardless
>>710962489
maybe a year? or two? i honestly cant remember but im sure its about a year.
someone is promising me an old laptop of theirs though. its actually pretty good condition because he upgrades often
>>710962495
emwemw
>>710962791
owowowowo
>>710962489
Its from the lack of intimacy.
>>710962763
Ohwell, I'll consider this one anyway :)
>>710962763
I think I can still do them. just sleepily
>>710962791
maybe it has a defective part then, it might still be under warranty
>>710962875
:(
>>710962791
You better let the guys giving you laptop have sex with you. it's only fair.
>>710962875
I like the blue one most
>>710962876
ok mousy. now kiss thew rest of my body.
>>710963293
Allll over, butt included
*kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss
>>710963088
I haven't seen hunnibuns in a few weeks now.
>>710962867
sup?
>>710963088
no its just got a 32gb flash drive and windows 10 on it so that leaves about 4gb or less of spare space. i should just save up and buy an actual computer but i just spend it on other things instead. i create my own torment
>>710963293
im not holding my breath on him giving me the laptop honestly
>>710963293
That's pretty gay.
>>710963624
mew
>>710963293
I'm gonna do my workouts
>>710963405
aren't you guys just on opposite sides of the city?
>>710963483
I think the chrome book would be about 200. the big difference is that you can't really play games or anything on it, it's mostly just for work
>>710963088
don't over do yourself rest is good for growth too.
>>710963391
*tail ripples
Go deeper!
>>710963483
you maybe if you gotta blowhim for it :D
>>710963624
but he's cute and blue is a nice colour.
>>710963750
Kitty, I'm sleepy.
man matress
>>710962376
ohhh i want sum
>>710963790
That's a good boi! You'll get a good sleep and feel great tomorrow i promise.
>>710963483
waiting to go to work
>>710963790
yeh i wasnt looking to play games on this. mainly just to do my simple stuff and have something other than my phone since my good laptop died a couple years ago.
>>710963870
pffffffff
>>710963901
go to bred
>>710963870
*kisses soo deep!!
>>710964050
i forget what work is for you
>>710964102
work is hell
>>710963790
Work's been getting in the way.
>>710963870
You gay.
>>710964008
Liar, no one wants Snarf dick.
>>710964078
But then no kitty.
>>710964266
i want sum snarf dick :3 baaadddd
>>710964200
oh no! why?
>>710964266
awwww :c
>>710964268
wemons
>>710964078
ahah no answer cause it's so true.
WEM!
>>710964101
*purrs, the ass cheeks contract around the mouse's face
Keep at it mousy.
>>710964346
h0i!
>>710964346
repetitive and uninteresting
>>710964268
Hey Lemon.
>>710964322
The gut gets in the way.
>>710964427
n-no!!!!!
>>710964430
sup bblem?
>>710964484
:c im sorry.
>>710964012
I'll just do a light one though
>>710964078
then it'll work pretty well, or the your friends laptop would work
>>710964266
you two should get together for a weekend sometime then, or at least go out to lunch or something
>>710964268
hey lemon
>>710964427
Hmmph!!
*bangs at the ass cheeks to let go of his face
>>710964576
shh bby it's alright
>>710964552
ill get to it dont worry
>>710964266
true
ew
gross
snarfdick
who wants something snarfy
eck
>>710964605
friends laptop is kind of meant for gaming. nothing to intense though
>>710964621
;~;
>>710953353
nice sona
>>710964605
I'm going over to his place on Thursday.
>>710964649
Horny minx, aren't you?
>>710964552
Hello. Have any interesting new butts to share?
>>710964576
Same as usual, boredom and tiredness.
How are you?
>>710964605
Hello, how's it going?
>>710964721
~
>>710964769
very horny :3
>>710964266
I'm well aware of that snarf. i've had dick in me many times.
Why you not talking to hunnibuns?
>>710964576
Yeah why pat for stuff when you can just sleep with him once? Make your like easy while you can.
>>710964605
How can it be light if you only do body weight?
don't forget to shower and change your sheets
>>710964610
*grumbles
NO your face is now mine!
>>710964721
well then it'll definitely be able to run work kind of stuff
>>710964769
that's good, just for the day?
>>710964822
pretty good, doing a workout. you?
>>710964947
umm, only doing partial sets?
ill remember, but why change the sheets?
>>710964822
the same as you. meh
>>710964838
*sniffles
>>710964947
thats true! i could take a good poking anyway
>>710964947
*slaps at the tiger booty angrily
>>710965006
What kind of workout?
I'm alright, just getting ready to head to bed.
>>710965018
Aw, you should do something then!
>>710964822
Not really, but we should get this guy's >>710964897
>>710964947
We're talking, just haven't been able to meet up face to face for 2 weeks now.
>>710965006
Spending the night, we both have Friday off.
>>710965126
bodyweight workout, then I'll be heading off to sleep as well
>>710965166
that'll be nice
>>710965006
change them every 2 weeks to prevent sweat and germs causing acne and bad skin.
done a pull up yet? or still doing negitives?
>>710965018
Yeap, infact you can't lose either way! get a root and a PC to boot!
>>710965098
*groans a push's out bananan's face
yeah yeah a nice clean ass.
>>710965166
Move in for the kill!
>>710965263
You know what's good after a nice workout?
Dildos.
>>710965006
lol i dont do work on mine. all i want is something so i can store and manage all my music and images. play some games. and some other stuff.
>>710965126
am playing GTA5
Cya guys! i'm going to dinner!
>>710965319
oh, I thought you meant becuase they would be messy afterwards
I can do one or two,
>>710965330
well that's what I do 9/10 times
>>710965347
oh, then a chromebook might not work for some of that
>>710965423
cya
>>710965423
See ya juicybuns!
>>710965166
im down for that :3
>>710965347
Oooh, do you play online?
>>710965423
See ya!
>>710965479
Why not 10/10?
>>710965534
cuase it takes a bit to get ready, and sometimes I'm too tired to go through all it
>>710965330
Start a new thread so that guy can post his butt.
>>710965319
mmmm~
maybe we can trade some things too ;3
>>710965479
mainly i want a place to manage my music
>>710965534
i have sometimes. i recently got it so im still exploring and dicking around
>>710965894
It might work then, I haven't had it long
shhh...
