Faces of /b/ thread
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Faces of /b/ thread
>>710950744
what's your ethnicity?
>>710951083
V white
>>710951340
like what specifically? italian?
JEWISH for sure c'mon now
>>710951526
Irish and Italian
>>710951884
thats bs bc I'm Irish Italian and you look nothing like us you're a jew don't lie
>>710951962
I'm not a Jew tbh
>>710952150
how old are you?
Tits or gtfo kike
>>710952225
lul kike
>>710952225
Wavy hair and a boney face doesn't make me a kike, stick with pol you mediocre memester
>>710952150
Fucking Jews always a lying. If you Irish where tf that guinness at?
>amerifags concerned about their "heritage" because they lack so much history
>>710952731
tru. so tru. tru dat.
>>710952731
I create the history... ( I )
>>710952433
The jew lashes out in pain
>>710950744
Weren't you on soc once?
>>710952433
Btw stick with /soc/ you attentionwhoring kike
>>710951083
Nigger af
were being trolled anyways this bitch aint real or she would admit she's a JEW
>>710950744
Are you into Aryan dudes?
what happened to the tits or gtfo protocol
>>710953141
Anons' be a'weak and wanna take a dip in this qt3.14
>>710950744
post you face to anon image board, smart
>>710950744
Timestamp or shoe
Also tits
-or-
>let this be the night that /b/ let's the faces thread 404
>>710954810
JEW CONFIRMED
>>710952849
>>710950744
For some reason dont feel comfortable posting my whole face on /b probably just paranoid also op is cute
>>710955353
Is that you Dave?
>>710955504
FUCKING DAVE LETS GET HIM
>>710955504
No I dont even know anyone called dave
>>710953114
yep, i love big Aryan cock
>>710955765
Yeah ok Dave. Everyone told you to cut that fucking hair back in high school. you didn't listen
blurry render
>>710950744
What country are you in
be gentle
>>710950744
You're in Florida right
>>710950744
Lemme smell your hair
I'm ready faggots
>>710956082
timestamp faggot
>>710956562
7/10
Asian mixed?
>>710957134
Yea, I know I'm beautiful, but girls never show interest.
>>710950744
I should probnably be getting some lseeppp right now..,
>>710950744
where you from OP?! ``,>>
>>710957545
I wouldn't say beautiful but your face is pretty symmetrical and you've got some purdy lips.
Ever consider men?
>>710957616
7.5/10 if female
6/10 if male
>>710958386
I'm not gay/ It just pisses me off that all the girls flock to the guys who are slobbering baboons, none of them want a nice guy like me.
>>710958476
okay now you post your face! f
>>710958745
this meme has to stop/pls don't ban me
>>710958812
I no 'nice guy' sounds so contrived and cliche, but it's true. I'm intelligent, well mannered, and good looking, yet all girls do is ignore me.
>>710957134
That's Elliot Rodger, king of beta autistic kids
>>710959198
okay, I get it. You are a "true gentleman." end quote
just don't go around shooting anyone, k? ;^ )
>>710952731
>Eurofags not concerned about their heritage so they bring in millions of muslims to rape their women
>>710958748
Sure.
So which was it?
>>710959198
There are plenty of guys who are not dumb as dirt, not ugly and shit and also aren't dick bags.
What else makes you special?
>>710957134
>>710958386
really hard to tell if this is serious or not
>>710959929
Everything I said was the truth
You are cute for a hetero guy but I'm sure you'd get twice the attention from men
Not meant to be an insult, just an observation because
>Asian
>fit(ish)
>girls don't like you, probably due to ego
Men love fiesty twinks though
>>710952150
>Jew
>honest
Pick one.
>>710954810
>ubuntu
>unity
>chrome
>a million other tabs
2/10
>>710960206
just in case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks
>>710950744
Time stamp or GtFO. If that's really you, 8/10. U wan sum dik?
>>710959673
salty
>>710960379
Kek
Shows how much I pay attention to the news.
I was rused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VumDFvCkyA&feature=youtu.be
wksuifjkmw
>>710950744
U cute, look like Denise Schaefer https://www.instagram.com/deniseschaefer/
>>710960379
I still maintain that he would've been happier if he learned to love the cock
>>710960768
Good to see that's making the rounds.
>>710955891
Kek
>>710960792
racist
>>710950744
>>710960816
He would have been the most annoying squealing shit taking.
>>710959887
I dress well. I'm respectable, I know how to treat a lady.
>>710950744
me and ex gf
where are all the white boys at?
>>710962231
Up here
>>710956562
>>710960377
I'm really fucking lazy on closing tabs.
>>710952433
Ok, now I believe you're Italian. Salute.
Only decent picture I have of myself. ft. draft horses
>>710962720
Of course it turned sideways. Lovely.
r8?
>>710963489
you're beautiful
>>710951962
B8, bro - how retarded can you be?
OP's long abandoned threads, you fucks can stop trying to get that cyber pussy.
>>710964660
7/10
so is thread dead?
>>710965079
hipster/10
>>710950744
8/10
>>710965132
sexy af/10
>>710965132
9/10 would face fuck
It me
>>710965132
timestamp? cant be real
>>710965201
>>710965246
Thanks! Time for bed.
>>710957616
This is very "Accidental Reneissance". Very portrait. Much wow.
>>710965384
dont got to sleep, got skype or something?
hmu - gstoka
>>710961900
me btw
>inb4 thirsty af
yes she's fucking sexy
>>710959771
Post more goggles!
Me 2 years ago (19)
>>710962114
gf is way above your league
>>710962231
6/10
>>710962720
decent 7 grow some beard
>>710963094
kid/10
>>710963404
drug dealer/10 lol
>>710963489
solid 8.5
>>710964660
fucking hell/10
>>710965079
redditor/10
>>710965132
not you/10
>>710965191
sandnigger?/10
>>710965249
8
>pic related
>>710962720
Wat do wid equestria?
>>710965346
>being this new
>>710965548
Me now (21)
Someone said i looked like the "knawledge" guy
>>710965549
Hello My Sweet,
I trust you are well...
>>710956562
such a gentleman...
>>710957616
why so fucking grouchy? smile bitch
Ayo
>>710965603
Kek
Roast me faggots.
>>710965549
nice rates..agree
>>710964660
8/10
>>710966486
it's been 3 minutes how haven't i been called a faggot yet haha
dead thread
This /soc/ shits turned into a full out rate thread.
>>710965384
Fucking UNF.
>>710965079
You'd probably look more attractive with a normal shirt and glasses.
>>710965603
Solid facial structure.
>>710966786
Why are you sniffing your hand
>>710966786
Don't let your hopes loft too high faggot
>>710966929
trying to hide my face coz i'm very self conscious
>>710964660
Holy shit
>>710967003
You're self conscious about the bottom 10% of your face only?
>>710966929
Can't tell if m or f, either way total qt3.14
>>710967124
i hate the whole thing
>>710966921
Its weird. Some times these threads start and they're ghost towns and then suddenly 49 different 7/10 white guys appear out of nowhere
>>710966929/
hey emily, what's up
>>710967174
Then don't post your face faggot
Holy shit guys. No disrespect to the daytime scrubs, but this timezone is easily twice as good looking all around as any of the 3/10 garbage from 12 hours ago. Good fuckin' job for picking up the slack.
>>710967320
I'm not Emily, sorry!
One of these days someone will actually recognize me though and I'll shit brix
>>710965549
go to work bitch
>>710967331
good point other faggot
>>710967459
Glad I could show you the light, my fellow knob gobbler.
>>710954810
>all those tabs
how the fuck nigger
why
>>710967531
4/10ish
pretty eyes though
>>710967585
lots of pimples, stll 6.5/10
>>710967531
>>710967585
6/10 with the pimples 8.5/10 without
>>710967682
hownew.ru
>>710966929
Hey thanks pretty face, you have a lovely hair
>>710967585
You're actually really good looking.
Get on Accutane fam
>>710967245
I think it's guys waiting out more saucy pics like >>710965384 ... or boredom... multiple causes. Funny enough this is way faster paced than most threads on /soc/
>>710965132
FAKE N GAY
>>710967800
Thanks dude you have a beautiful glasses
I'm on the right
>>710967389
Of course you are, I'd recognize you anywhere. Even without seeing the mole on your right thigh.
>>710967806
It's a lot better now
>>710967920
Im affraid they're not on sale
>>710967925
you short? or is that other guys just quite tall
>>710968012
it definitely is 8.5/10
>>710967813
/soc/s community is awful. I think that's evidenced by the fact that these threads don't get gore spammed/removed by mods like they did when they first opened /soc/
It's just a bunch of horny dudes getting catfished. At least here there's some discussion going on
>>710968038
I'm 5'6" and a half
>>710967813
This is for you big boy ;)
>>710968112
>and a half
Short-people lingo.
>>710951526
Looks like roma
>>710967930
/checks
Nope, still not Emily. I've posted other pics in the thread if that clarifies things. Cool that I've got a doppelganger though
>>710967682
>>710967755
>>710967806
>>710968075
>people in face rate threads are summerfags
Wow, what a revelation.
>>710968075
Thanks!
>>710953141
"Tits or GTFO" has always been for femanons claiming to be femanons for the sake of attention. "Faces of /b/" threads are fair game because she isnt trying to draw attention to the fact she is a chick for the sake of attention.
>>710968012
Wow, yeah, even with acne you are gorgeous. My friend had cystic acne like that up until last year when she started taking Accutane. Was it painful or just chronic?
>>710965201
ur gay af nigga
>>710968296
idc would bang anyway
>>710968240
>It's not even summer
>some of us use new slang ironically
Look at this purist newfag
>>710968374
Dick only makes it better
Diamonds right now
>>710968296
Horrific
>>710968326
newfag/10
>>710968326
Both. I hate it so much! I'm on Acutane too :^)
>>710968445
yeah ik sadly
>>710960379
interesting, hes not bad looking and has a nice calm voice. He just needed to be less beta. ive never seen this and expected him to be way worse off
>>710968326
i hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight anon
>>710968326
Go away white knight
>>710966461
Boxelder
>>710966486
Sumac
>>710966921
Cottonwood
>>710966929
White Pine
>>710967415
Silver Maple
>>710967531
Red Cedar
>>710967585
River Birch
>>710967643
White Pine
>>710967678
Yew
>>710967800
Sumac
>>710965079
Hipster/10
cant look past it its making me so angry
>>710952731
>eurofags cross breeding so much that they dont have a heritage anymore
>>710968594
>>710968603
>>710968462
I'm actually just another femanon that thinks she's really pretty and had a friend who had similar acne
I'm not going in for that pussy.. not immediately at least. Calm yo tits.
>>710968603
Not that anon, but what do you even think they are white knighting? Shit son, have I regressed to normie levels, or was just being nice always a sin on /b/?
>>710965549
God damn girl. Id do some dirty things to you
>>710968692
I love your tree rating chart, please go on
>>710950744
>>710955353
>>710959771
>>710963489
>>710964660
>>710965549
>>710966461
>>710966929
>>710967585
>>710967678
>>710968012
what the fuck happened to /b/ where did all these dishwashers show up from
US Marin Crops reproting as odered!
>>710967531
8/10 Totally my type!
>>710968692
>White pine master race
>>710969068
Fag
>>710969068
What are your thoughts on Stolen Valor?
>>710968296
I sure hope you don't kill yourself
>>710969088
>>710967643
I'm White Pine bruh
>>710968951
i said kys because she's from an acne commercial. new af
>>710969018
We've been here the whole time faggot
Half the women in this thread are probably fake, but there are plenty of female lurkers that don't ever break anon. I do it because I hate myself
>>710969088
Do you have something against Yews, pine boy?
>>710969111
Nice trips but why u mad though
>>710969123
And it doesnt affect me unless someone is taking the benefits from it. Retards can dress up all they want, we in the corps do it everyday
No smiling
>>710969188
We both are.
I know I'm not conventionally attractive but it's all good
>>710969068
What a pog ass boot ass fuk
>>710969192
THE TRUTH IS OUTH THERE
>>710969271
NO smiling
>>710967585
I'd fuck you. Hell I'd bang you then introduce you to my family while my cum's still up inside you. Acne can be fixed EZ these days.
>>710969192
>is in these threads enough to recognize pics
>calls other people newfags
>>710969275
nah we arent, just me
>>710962231
I see you comment on daily dot or vice articles, can't remember which one
>>710969242
only 52 woodcutting
>>710969320
Why yes, I'm actually the biggest POG in the corps, in the smallest MOS. Guess it and I'll give you $5 over PayPal or some shit
>>710969348
What a fucking ugly gay ass font, is snapchat, not a lemonade stand. Faggot
>>710969271
you look like a skinnier version of Carl from aqua teen
>>710969348
ABSOLUTELY NONE
>>710969188
White Pine: seemingly majestic, but actually quite common, cliche, and overrated. Quite beta in comparison to most pines in terms of fire tolerance, drought resistance, and longevity. Pretty cool looking and tall af though.
>>710969192
Oh shit you're right anon, I forgot to image search someone's pic before being nice in passing. BRB an hero
>>710969398
Look there's two
There's enough room in this forest for both of us
>>710969473
ayyyy we in this bitch
>>710969442
I can work you up a gym schedule holmes?
>>710969461
NONE
>>710969564
fine jeez
>>710968296
Still hot
I love blue scrubs.
>>710969433
I dont want ur new fag money. But if i had to guess id say something gay and ultra pog like a px clerk or something
>>710968167
The only nude I've gotten is a tumblr repost by some weird neckbeard who gets a good laugh out of 'trolling'. Time to ks. (It's ok, I've been planning this for years, now just to light the charcoal and close all the doors and windows)
>>710969601
What? Just stop using Comic Sans, faggot
>>710969713
You literally would never guess this MOS, nobody knows it's an actual thing. I didn't even know. And when you find out what it is you're gonna blow your own cock off faggot
>>710969629
<3
>>710969737
They really bring out my inner child from the depressed and empty shell of a human being I am. Sorrynotsorry
>>710950744
>>710969952
I like your phone
>>710969853
Ok, i understeand.
Another of me in scrubs
>>710969952
Are those UNO cards?
>>710970086
They're probably Skip-Bo
>>710970051
Is this Blake? I'm sure you like dogs though so heres Rocket, this was her 17 years ago
>>710969793
Those trees look gay, like they've been branch twiddling.
>>710969991
I do too lmao
>>710970086
If only :(
Lets make /b/ great again
>>710970176
Not the same guy but I like dogs, Rocket is pretty cute. This is my doggo, Duncan, he's 3 years old.
>>710966786
Faggot
>>710964660
Are you real? Timestamp pls
Eh these threads are uninteresting cancer anyways
>>710970442
Is my pupper uninteresting cancer?
>>710969601
JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!
>>710970176
>>710970363
Sorry, not Blake, just a random dude that have Seinfeld pics. But i like doggos too.
>>710970537
No that's a fine doggo
There's more to talk about by sharing animal pics anyways
>>710970363
Thats one cute pupper. I won't be able to do a doggo that sheds a lot though, allergies. Rocket is still alive btw, she's 18, have a photo of her in a hotdog costume looking like she's wishing for death, hold on
>>710968012
How old are you to still have acne?
>>710970637
>>710970682
Picture turned sideways for reasons unknown but this is Duncan wrapped in a blanket
Last time I took one of these pics, someone said I looked like a crackhead. anyone else second that?
>>710970810
You look like you've been crying for the past 3 days
>>710970702
I NEED TO SEE THAT
>>710967585
8/10 :)
>>710970537
>Is my pupper uninteresting cancer?
Your pupper -- yes
Your pooper -- no
>>710970682
>>710970537
This is now a pet thread
>>710970809
Cute ass hotdogger
>>710970888
Nice trips, faggot.
>>710970854
Fucking kek, dude. Nah, my eyes are always purple underneath. been that way for years
>>710950744
>>710970919
What about my pupper's pooper?
>>710970880
18 year old Rocket
>>710970941
You sure? You can talk to me about your problems, or just look at my pupper
>>710971044
She's gone completely blind and almost fully deaf btw
>>710950744
Hey, did you whore yourself out for attention in a grateful dead shirt some months back?
>>710971044
That's an old ass rocket
>>710968065
Jesus Christ you're handsome. But you also kind of look like a huge dick. I wanna rape you then punch you.
>>710970922
Aw yiss
What breed are those dogs?
>>710970922
Duncan is a good boy
>>710971098
Duncan is one silly woofer man. I love him
>>710971064
your doggo reminds me of my doggo
>>710971130
If you think the boston bomber was handsome, then I guess, yeah.
>>710971144
Don't have a lizard, but along with Duncan, I have a kitter
>>710971190
>>710971235
He's a big pupper
i doont have pics of my doggo but heres oone drinking pepsi
>>710971144
Fuck yeaaa reptiles
And well, we're guessing our buddies (idk how to spell it daeaushcand??? The fuck) rottweiler mix fucked a German Shepard, it's funny, they're little midget shepards
>>710971272
Quite a chunky meowser.
I have too many lizards.. and fish, and some roaches I'm breeding as well. They're not for everyone I suppose
>>710971332
What do you think of my little pupper?
>>710971144
Mfw trying to post more photos of woofers but too big a file size the fuck
>>710971439
I want a reptile but I have a chubby mousker instead. (Same guy with Duncan and Holly)
>>710967331
HAHA!
i saw you in a movie
you are the crazy bitch son
the little faggot
movie: demolition
Judah lewis
>>710971460
What a cutie. Does he/she go into maximum overbork on a daily basis?
>>710971358
>>710971358
Awww. Yeah they've got the curious faces that dotties usually have. I'm getting a dog finally next year, but in the mean time..
>LIZARDS
>>710971595
Yes, especially when we enter a room he's in unannounced
/b/tards and /b/itches,
1- am actually surprised how many of you a femanons (fuckin hot in some cases)
2- half the dudes are faggot as fuck with some exceptions for some that look sorta manly.
3- fuck y'all I'm keep long withing Anon traditions of /b/ .. no pics from me dickheads
4- what has /b/ become
>>710971460
10/10 would pet
Screaming because I can't post any of my photos
>>710971670
I have 4 doggos, 3 meowsers, 2 birbs, and 1 mousker. My house is full of a mixture of noises
>>710971677
Who looks the biggest faggot?
>>710971775
Here's one of my other kitters.
I really shouldnt have to zoom out this much. To post pictures. Very upset.
>>710971792
hahahahaha
>>710971826
How to make resolution shite???
Never had this problem before this phone
>>710971820
3rd kitter
>>710968065
HOLY SHIT!! Dude, you're a YouTube faggot. Do yourself a favor and go back there, noone appreciates you here.
>>710971792
What a weird looking dog
>>710971775
Also own a zoo: 2 bearded dragons, 1 African spiny tailed lizard, 1 Leopard gecko, 2 40 gal brackish tanks with a ft long violet goby in each, a 55 gal with 3 oranda goldfish(biggest one is 6" long), a colony of discoid roaches and 2 cats.
>>710971909
Already saw Duncan, this is Snickers.
>>710971975
I love having all of my animals
>>710971975
man what.
>>710950744
Tits you sloppy whore
>>710972016
Couldn't find any pictures of my other dogs, so here's Duncan again.
>>710971792
What breed of dog is this?
>>710972037
Me too. It makes finding places to rent difficult some times but I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>710972155
The little one in the back is my favourite, he looks quick.
>>710972154
tbh? i didn't scroll up and read that yall cornballs turned the thread into a pet show and tell before i posted
>>710972125
Goldens are just so huggable
Big heavy heads they want to lay on you..
.. man, I'm dog deprived.
>>710972219
Well who's the cornball now?
>>710967925
Hi Mike Kanashi
>>710967925
Hi Mike Kanashi
>>710972256
My golden is the sweetest, most loving dog I have ever met. I love him so much
roast me /inb4 emo
>>710972587
That is the prettiest dog I've ever seen.
>>710967925
Hi Mike Kanashi
>>710972587
Faggot/10
>>710972587
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MESS IN THE BACK
0/10 no wife material
>>710967925
Hi Mike Kanashi
>>710972587
Faggot/10
Bump
>>710972684
correct, lesbian. good job
>>710972587
Faggot out of 1
>>710972382
>>710968951
Sumac
>>710969068
Alder
>>710969271
Crab Apple
>>710969298
Silver Maple
>>710969348
Blue Beech
>>710969687
Boxelder
>>710969952
Sycamore
>>710969968
Red Maple
>>710970068
White Mulberry
>>710970810
White Cedar
>>710972587
WouldProbablyPetThisDog/10
