Hey /b/, Why don't we make something tumblrish up. Like
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/,
Why don't we make something tumblrish up.
Like a new gender or some kind of rights violation going on against an imaginary people.
And then we raid tumblr saying how much we hate it. Try our hardest to trigger this imaginary community on tumblr.
We stage a little war between us and them, with us posing as the tumblrites.
Then we see how many real people start claiming that they are part of this group.
See if we can document the exact time tumblr people jumped on the band wagon and claimed that they had always identified with a race/ethical rights problem/dumb shit that doesn't exist and doesn't make any sense.
Any ideas for what the made up thing is going to be?
Sexually attracted to light
>>710855055
that sounds like way more effort than it's worth
being hetero is rape
>>710855479
So something like luminosexual?
>>710855745
so very down
>>710855581
Isn't everything?
>>710855745
Luminoqueer:
Only attracted to gay light
>>710855581
Fucking newfag
Don't join in
Could fail, could be spectacular, could get a few lulz
I'm in
How about: Rainbows are an anti-gay hate symbol
Imposed by the patriarchy to mock non heteros.
Right so we need two stories:
Why we here at /b/ think they are such degenerates.
And
The bleeding heart story that that our luminosexuals are going to tell about their struggle.
how many pets get castrated each day because we don't want to take care of the pups and kittens? We are violating animal rights!!! Pro-life for animals too!!
I consider the name of the Minnesota Vikings to be highly triggering as it is appropriating the culture and heritage of Danish people.
god is gay because he created rainbows
and has son but not wife
>>710856075
You cant fuck light vs i spiritually fuck light
>>710856104
We could start the:
"Be a crazy cat lady" movement!
Encourage tumblrinas to go to the shelter and adopt like 5 cats to protect their sexual rights
This sounds great. My idea:
Meteogender - gender changes depending on current weather
Sunny - male
Rainy - female
Snow - genderfluid
Storm of any type - agender
>>710856203
that's legit already a thing in the tumblr community...
>>710856269
...
>>710856269
What about lumiosexual?
>>710856307
i know, i know
>>710855055
People that are sexually attracted to invisible people.
>>710856346
haven't heard of it, but with the tumblr types...
i think luminosexual would work best though
>>710856269
Shit, really? Fucking retards.
>>710855055
Looming new weapon laws are discriminating against people who identify as guns, missiles or attack helicopters.
This sounds good, I may lurk and see what happens
>>710856497
oh fuck
pure genius
>>710856497
we've got it, boys
>>710856497
:^)
How about people that are sexually attracted to downeys?
>blowjob by a down syndrome male really turns me on
>>710855479
Photosynthesis harder, daddy!
>>710856497
This
Okay OP here:
I think that Lumino or weapon's rights are the two strongest so get voting niggers
http://www.strawpoll.me/11593988
>>710856497
Here we go
>>710856497
there are so many sides to play on this one
>>710856701
fuck man, are those throwing knives?
>>710856666
I just became sexually attracted to quints, I'll tell you that much.
>>710856752
>quints
What are you fucking gay?
idk guys, it seems like the attack helicopter rights already has both sides of the story built into it...
>>710856752
Wait, shit, quads. Damn it.
>>710856803
I had a stroke.
#NOTALLWEAPONS
>>710856873
agreed. less work for us
The attack choppers have it
Looks like attack helicopter rights
Maybe we'll be able to get rights to blow our load all over Pakistanis pretending that they're missiles
You never know /b/. You never know.
>>710856873
Wont they see through "Attack Helicopters" due to previous trolling?
People that are sexually attracted to themselves, as limbless. Or to people that don't have limbs.
Like, no arms and legs. Like worms. They just flop on eachother.
Sometimes people cut off their own limbs, its an actual surgery. But its ok its them.
>>710856936
go for it #NOTALLWEAPONS
>>710857002
change te name to gunkin rights or something
>>710857041
gun-kin or #notallweapons?
>>710857002
Don't worry, if we bitch and complain they'll sympathize with us no matter what we're complaining about.
>>710857002
>>710857041
Yeah attack choppers was just my shorthand.
Gunkin is good
New gender is creampuff marshmallows. Its the gender of kind fat people
>>710855055
/b/ isn't capable of this anymore. It's sad, really.
How about we change attack helicopter rights to sexually identifying as a Honda civic?
Okay does any body have a few troll accounts ready?
That way we only have to create #Notallweapons accounts
>>710857146
fuck out of here, newfag
don't you see this wonderful thing being created?
like a fucking child
life is fucking beautiful, bitch.
i'll create the main gun-kin rights blog, aight? will post here once it's made
>>710857270
the pariah for GunKin
>>710857208
I'd love to be proved wrong but I've been here long enough to realize /b/ doesn't do shit anymore. Good luck and godspeed.
>>710857270
I should probably get to work on a weaponkin blog too
helicopters is stupid.
I wanted luminosourus, or one of my own better ideas.
Your idea is stupid.
Its going to fail I quit.
I want to be a part of something epic again
>>710857270
Okay,
I'm working on a "Gunkin manifesto"
Like a list of rules/mottos e.g
1) Just because I can hurt people doesn't mean I will
2) My kin does not make me who I am (Weird double irony here?)
3) People are friends not targets
isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com
GunKinGate is our movement
>>710857409
Then do something?
>>710857431
#2 is perfect! supports how "they don't choose to be kin"
>>710855055
Biology is sexist until you need surgery, then, it matters.
attack helicopters won by one vote.
This is stupid.
I'm just going to tell everyone on tumblr that you guys made this because i hate it and hate you.
>>710857471
Men, I prefer 1
Easier to get through the Tumblrfags thick skulls
>>710857536
Stop being such a racist, guud
Turn it into a friendly competition. Gunfags vs. lightfags.
Who can get more tumblristas to join their cause?
Can we start Girl go bald for cancer awareness or #Goshorthair against objectification of women ?
>>710857471
this.
>>710857657
this
>>710857657
that would be interesting
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>>710857733
let the triforce be with you
>>710857657
Wont get right of the blue haired 400 pound assholes looming on the streets
Someone can use this for gunkin
I myself have struggled tremendously, both physically and mentally, after being singled out by the discriminatory gun laws, and finding myself on the receiving end of death threats and near-constant online bile.
>>710857733
You're missing a square at the top boy
>>710857836
Send him blessings
>>710855055
Why dont we do it you ask?
You attempt to do this a dozen times each year, you realize the results are worse and worse the more cancer we become
In 20011 you would get as far as a couple dozen people start making fake accounts and even waiting a few days to make it seem real, but then someone would do a "le epix tr0ll" and snitch on what was going on
Now in 2016 you skip all the effort cause by the time you post the tread, someone has already posted a screen shot of our plans on tumblre and then comes back to show how "le epik" his generic troll was
Thats why
>>710857657
I knew a woman whose father used to abuse her as a child, and when she'd try to run, he'd grab her by her hair. He never allowed her to cut it either. When she finally turned eighteen, the first thing she did was shave it all off, and she's kept it short since then.
Spin a story like that and you've got gold.
>>710855055
Lets push for pedosexual rights on tumblr for the luls and defend ourselves by saying "you're pedophobic"
>>710857895
By the power of the faggot, i shall value your opinion as <<Weak>>.
>>710856191
This
>>710857929
good story! Shave head moment can pickup i guess.
>>710857963
Following this train of thought, does tumblr hate incest?
Here's my throwaway account, someome give me a picture of a faggy looking teenager for the pfp
>>710856269
Are you fucking kidding me
>>710856346
Not that I can find...
https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
>>710858055
>>710857146
i wish i could go back in time to browse /b/ back when it was actually quality and good ._.
>>710858022
I don't want the shave head movement to pick up, I like girls with long hair :( Smells nice specially in the morning
>>710858140
Nah cant be a white male bro, you know this
>>710856752
If your attracted to quints but just fell for quads, does that make you numeroqueer?
Irish singer Sinéad O'Connor shaved her head as an assertion against traditional views of women, and objectification of women.
Raise your voice again objectification, shave your head, you are the modern women.
#strongwomengobald ,
How does this sounds ?
>>710858053
not sure i barely go on tumblr but i actually always have the best ideas n shit but people barely pay attention to me lol
Can anybody make info graphics?
Replies count = Oldfags gathered
>>710858055
just go in a faces of /b thread there's usually a lot of faggy looking teenagers in those
>>710858073
>https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
Oh man. They already made all of them guys. They already won. Its pointless.
we could just scrap the whole project and try to make some dumb slut kill herself.
>>710857337
This sadly
>>710858274
>gunkin
really, is that all you could come up with? noone will literally take you serious with tat considering that it stems from a copypasta atleast lets push for something hardcore or obscure like pedosexual rights or autistic-sexual where it can fit in with the PC/Liberal culture of degeneracy without sounding like a joke. i can already tell /b/ isn't like how it used to be.
>>710858274
Keming
>>710857337
we're losing morale, someone make an inspirational speech
>>710858073
>Alexigender– Gender identity which is fluid between more than one gender, but the individual cannot tell what those genders are.
>>710857146
>>710857337
>>710857895
THIS
Source: been here since habbo raids (used to play it intil the raid got me interested in the power of this site)
Is say after 2008/9 (after #cuts4beber) is when we became a useless site incapable of making an actual difference on the internet anymore (besides the apple wave troll)
>>710858322
Goddammit anon, I can't go on one if I can't find one. Link one to me.
>>710858055
If you identify as a gun, put up a pic of an mg34, say its the first of its kind
For the small portion of the faggots who do know what theyre talking about, they might believe you some more. Of course the only issue is that it was made in nazi germany, so tey might ask to take it down
>>710858515
We should just take one of those from that list and blow up to new levels. They're way better at coming up with this shit than we are.
i put a flower crown on a riger mk II, is that chill?
>>710858545
with that attitude we'll never make a comeback
>>710858486
Cheers, I'm doing them pretty quick so there will be mistakes
>>710858236
Mix it with the story that other anon put up, and this might actually work
>>710858274
Armasexual maybe?
>>710858073
>Digigender– A digital gender. It can range from any digital thing or file; virus, mp3, .txt, etc., often for techkin.
HOLY SHIT I NOW IDENTIFY AS DARUDE_SANDSTORM.MP3
>>710858055
As apposed to your not throw away tumblr account that already has a perfectly faggy looking photo of a teenager on it.
>>710858515
> Cocoongender– A gender that has not come out yet, or has yet to emerge in its full form.
>>710858625
Its not an attitude anon, its the truth
>>710857146
>>710857895
>>710858545
Shut the fuck up, even if we don't make a splash like we did with #cuts4bieber we could still get some lulz out of it
>>710858664
Has to be kin, its not a sexuality
But I like the sound of Arma
>>710858545
How downhill 4chan has gone to annoys me, you can already tell in this thread how shit 4chan has become we are not even capable of doing anything big anymore and we just cone off as jokes that barely do shit nowadays, we need a new chan or a new concept of a website following the original principles of 4chan back when it was good.
>>710858766
>my kin does not make me who I am
>>710858073
> Fascigender– A gender experience largely related to a special interest; for autistic people.
> ALL OF /b
>>710858766
that poster actually looks like something a tumblrian would make, great job anon
>>710858766
So if new gun law is passed, will these arma-kin cry out against government's oppression?
>>710858853
4chan never did anything and /b/ was never good.
>>710858262
dont worry fam i hear you maybe were too next gen for these niggas
>>710858262
Oh man we can make this big.
Something like
Just because I am attracted to my relatives that doesn't mean our love is less valid.
No, I'm not a degenerate
No, I wans't raped
And our kids will turn out beautiful, thank you very much. #IncestPride #FamilioSexual
Don't forget, there has to be some small in-group fighting.
Gun-kin is an exclusionary term; everyone should be saying arma-kin to be more inclusive of cannons, missiles and crossbows. If you say gun-kin you're a bigot.
>>710859016
You guys have been like friends to me.
>>710859016
But it was wayyy better than the shit we have now, you're opinion is invalid; just back up your claim without stemming from the "muh 4chan was never good" meme
>>710859056
The ultimate mad lad
Guys stop arguing and just do something yeah?
I'm not an old fag and I wasn't here for any of that old bollocks you guys are mumbling about I just thought this would be funny.
You can keep arguing about when /b/ was good or you can make a shitty tumblr quality picture
>>710859051
shit familiosexual and pedosexual rights groups gaining traction on tumblr would be fucking classic
>>710858474
https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
Yeah sure, because we all know the real stuff is taken seriously
>>710859230
But it wont, stick to armasexual
>>710859217
Are you joking?
You've just made a normal right-wing pro-guns poster.
Don't waste the effort on this.
>>710859246
well atleast in pc culture yes but remeber we are fucking with the dynamics of PC culture/LiberalSJW culture by tarnishing it by making pedosexual and familiosexual rights groups gain traction and becoming publicly more and more accepted
>>710859246
> welcome to 20 minutes ago
>>710858073
what do you guys think of the blog so far?
isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com
Any of you fags want to make an irc?
>>710859404
Dude check this out tho:
https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
>>710855870
Loveit
>>710859432
>isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com
>Poly-Damascas
I think I'm in love with you
>>710859434
yes plz do or make a discord where u know... we can plan and coordinate stuff without getting b&, make a discord instead so that non tech savvy people can join.
I'm going to go for some kind of anime-sword-kin
And then a separate dronekin
>>710859464
Awesome! I've never seen that before!
dont worry about them thinking we're pretending to be them, just fucking go go go.
over half of them know theyre surrounded by fucking weirdos, but they want to gain pc points by being nice about it. theyre used to weird. the more fucked the more theyre gonna spread it
>>710859432
>gunkin
You fucking bigot just want some attention for yourself instead of supporting the suffering popularity of arma-kin
This is how every tumblr movement starts though; you'll just be perpetuating the problem.
Granted, not many are started by /b/.
Here ya go guys
did anyone see this yet?
https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
>>710859529
why dont you just fuck each other? id like to participate in a orgy with you guys ;) as i fuck you and make you moan submissively as I make you cum
Get in here
https://discord.gg/mUcQX
>>710859432
> Mortarsexual
Fucking lost. Well played sir, well played
>>710856269
What's it called? Surely not meteogender.
I identify as a dementor and when people don't use my personal pronouns (first/second/third are dcary sucking sounds) it trivialises and denies my identity.
whats the actual plan?
we make fake accounts, follow/add/whatever as many popular people as we can, saying we are gunkin/armakin and people r being mean to us.
then what?
>>710859864
When it's gained enough traction we just sit back and watch the fireworks.
>>710859432
>#tremembdously
https://www.tumblr.com/register
Idk about you guys but I'm a howitzer
>>710859864
Live the role we have, become armasexual, get pissed that Tumblr stole our identity, overthrow the internet
>>710859911
what about the part where actual /b/ people start flagging it with 'triggering images' to add validity?
>>710859864
By continually dividing the freaks into smaller and smaller groups it ensure that we ensure that nobody will ever listen to them.
But pushing tumblr as deep as possible into degeneracy we can help stamp out all the genders and identities that are just mental illness
>>710859911
>>710859995
so just start convincing other people to become armasexual and armakin, just make it last as long as we can and let them blow it up themselves?
>>710860042
Anon raises a valid point for an absolute Cunt
>>710859693
Gold
>>710858207
Numerofluid, please. Numeroqueers are attracted to odd numbers. Although they prefer to be called queer numbers.
admin of isupportgunkingrights here
i need other admins to help, who's in?
>>710855055
Hasn't tumblr already made everything up that can be made up?
>>710860215
Well, the odd number out was a 5 after all.
>>710860273
I'm admin of loose-cannon-dannon
I'm in
>>710856497
>>710856548
>>710856566
>>710856589
>>710856686
>>710856701
>>710856747
Are you all retarded? You have to post something that an actual SJW would come up with.
attack helis has been done before.
Fucking children man.
>>710860348
>loose-cannon-dannon
added
>>710860473
DO NOT REFER TO ME AS A YOU I AM A GUN KIN AND WOULD LIKE TO BE REFERRED AS A AK47
>>710860473
BUDABUDABUDABUDABUDABUDABUDA
FEAR THIS SOUND
THIS IS THE SOUND OF GUNKIN
AND WE ARE COMING FOR YOU
>>710860593
An* AK47.
>>710860108
I love you and it hurts me to hear you talk to me like that
>>710860593
are you related to kalishnikov kin?
>>710859432
>on the phrase “trigger”
>please be sensitive when using the phrase “triggered,” as it objectifies our body parts and gives us a very negative connotation
The ship has sailed.
https://www.tumblr.com/register
its fucking easy to make an account,
three boxes for your email, password, and username.
after you made it change your photo, make some cringy description of what youre meant to 'identify' as, then follow a shitload of weird looking people, theyll follow you back.
either do this or create armakin.armasexual photos for the account people to post
Galaxy gender when your IQ is below toast
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
post
>>710860731
not all of us are guns I identify as a 9mm caliber
>>710858853
4chan still has potential but there is 2 things that hold it back:
1. People are pussies compared to old 4chan. Oldfags used to protect themselves so when they did this shit, it never came back on them. Most fags today don't have that shit, and therefore are afraid of getting shit blown back at them for a harmless prank.
2. OP is a dumb faggot. We need a leader. OP just says "I need an idea guys, let's do a raid xDDD". A leader would tell the board what his plan is, and it would take time and effort. Everyone knows the tricks that everyone is posting. People have seen enough raids to know what fake and what isn't. Yeah you'll get a few rises out of people but that's it.
Instead OP should have come in here telling us he wants to fuck with tumblr. Then tell us how, how we would make fake accounts then sit on them for a couple weeks, posting shit like "my weapon, my body" or some shit until some new gun law comes into effect or a bill tries to get passed, then BAM you fuckng flood everyone with the shit we have now.
The accounts would look legit enough to other tumblr users and they would start spreading it until some dumbass media faggot sees it, looks into it and thinks "this will garner views and looks legit enough" then every other dumbass media faggot will follow his lead and would cite eachother.
Instead we create obviously false accounts, that any tumblr user can smell from a mile away, and post this dumb shit.
TL;DR
4chinners are just shells of there former selves who think that "trolling" is acting retarted. I mean come on guys, if you can't trick the rest of 4chan with your bullshit, then your not convincing enough.
>>710860777
Trips confirms this is the best idea. It could potentially get "trigger warnings" to be changed or removed.
>>710860777
HEHEHEHEH
>>710860777
Just because it already exists, does not mean we can't do it, that post just adds more rationality to our bait
>>710859246
Absolutely autism
>>710860840
So what, would you take the leadership position?
Like hell you could manage that.
>>710859605
Pic related
>Arithmagender– A numerical gender. it can range from any number/s, positive, negative, decimals, fractions, etc.
Holy shit. Last three digits are my genderr!
>>710861659
rolling
"notallweapons" checking in
>>710861659
I always felt like a 659. Thank you tumblr.
>>710858140
He's not a fag. He's a hero.
Okay the pace has dropped a bit lads but the account that most things are being centered around is here:
http://isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com/
If you are onboard reblog and share stuff from here as well as interacting with the natives on tumblr
A bit shoddy but It should work.
Discord For OP: https://discord.gg/ffbyk9y
>>710863042
Alternate Version for isupportgunkinrights.tumblr.com
>>710863229
We already have a Discord
https://discord.gg/mUcQX
https://discord.gg/vsjMF
bmp
bump
>>710856200
This could work.
>>710858340
>ambonec– identifying as both man and woman, yet neither at the same time.
>>710856200
Wait until those cats get fed burgers and suffer diabetes
Better than shelters I guess
>>710855479
Photonphile
>>710855055
transoriginal, only attracted to neanderthals
Santa Clause shouldn't be a white male. He needs to be a lesbian female, and also possibly black. It sets a bad example to young girls that a creepy old man sneaks into your house every year to give you presents.
>>710858055
Write about how the term 'headcanon' triggers you. Also the word 'trigger' is problematic for all gunkin
>>710866509
This thread keeps getting better
>>710858055
Use this kid
>>710866509
I'm honestly surprised something like this has happened yet. Most schools already can't celebrate Christmas because of Muslims.
>>710863042
Try to get the 'true crime' crazies on board. These people genuinely worship and fetishise mass shooters etc and would probably actively support this
>>710860791
kek
Exactly how the fuck would this work. We are talking about tumblr. Most of the multi gender SJW liberal types hate guns. You're going to lose the SJW crowd as soon as you say anything pro gun, and due to the "I identify as an attack helicopter." that's been out there forever, they will see right through this.
Good luck. I hope it works, but I'm not holding my breath.
>>710855479
I fucking love it. Let's do this.
>>710868695
>they will see right through this.
Yes I'm sure that the people who sexually identify with 'A sound like a "boop" I heard one night near a train station in Alaska, and my pronouns are "bleep" "blarp" and "blegh" are REAL fuckin' sharp...
>>710868851
I love when people read the thread, faggot.
>>710855479
Sunkin
>>710869586
I think your missing the point that people who would buy into that SJW shit are usually the same people who hate guns.
bump
>>710869878
but if they hate someone for sexually identifying as something isn't that a social justice paradox?
>>710870898
There are plenty of SJW paradoxes already.
>>710855479
This, just this, made me kek hard
>>710855055
Homosexuality and is wrong because saying that you are attracted only to men is body shaming women and is inherently misogynistic, in the the same way that having a preference for a particular race or ethnicity is inherently racist and problematic.
I just came to check this site out because of the dumbass we are legion movie and this is what I find. Wow. Seems like the movie overstated your cool factor. Have fun with your awesome prank dummies.
>>710872853
Holy shit. Why isn't this a thing???
>>710873346
U HAEV PUSY?!
