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sup cunts
lets try more than one post this time.
>>710846598
WRONG FLAG FAGGOT!
Wellington reporting. That rain doe, parents block all flood.
>>710846695
This bitch is a fraud.
Ain't no ass behind those kankles.
My god look at that foolish footwear.
Her forearm is bigger than her upper arm.
Oamaru reporting
Why are IDs even gone?
Why are IDs even gone?
uke irl
>>710846972
I hate that shit hole
>>710846598
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
>>710847487
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
hey cunts, I'm in Auckland and I want some LSD, anyone know where to look?
>>710846718
yeah fuck this rain.
I bought juice today and it leaked all through my bag walking home. Thought the wet on my back was the rain, >actually covered in just juice
>>710847668
In the bible.
Find Jesus you lost cunt.
What's for breaky in the morning lads?
>>710847688
Haaa.
I'll give you a wet back.
>>710847731
but anon I'm already a christian
I'm just really sad and bored
>>710847487
Nice virus
>>710847688
>buying justjuice
are you white trash or a nigger?
>>710847788
drugs wont cure your sadness.
Alcohol will.
>>710847853
CUNT DIDN'T FUCKING SAY JUST JUICE.
READING COMPREHENSION CUNT!
FUCKING CUNT!
>>710847915
come on mate, I just want to trip out in the woods with a mate, help me out here
any aukbros wanna trade durries for paypal money.
>>710847940
right at the end of his sentence
>actually covered in just juice
reading comprehension.
>C
>U
>N
>T
I'm going to post this everyday until he comes back.
>>710847322
>tfw become a meme
sup cunts
>>710847522
it's pretty funny... Not sure if it's troll or not haha. Crazy
>>710848004
IT WAS COVERED IN JUST JUICE.
AS IN IT WASN'T THE FUCKING RAIN.
IT WAS JUST THE FUCKING JUICE.
THIS IS MY BODY!
MY VEGETERIAN BODY!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>710848060
He isn't going to come back for those.
>>710848232
careful.
your smegma is showing.
>>710847966
I won't be a part of your gay sex woods adventures.
>tfw connection wigging out
>>710848357
but we're not going to have sex, we're just going to cuddle. There's nothing gay about that at all.
>>710848154
looking at the rest of the channel, it's not troll, just pol.
>>710848232
Small out /10
>>710848442
>struggle snuggles
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>710848060
The one pic where quercy doesn't have her fancy writing
RARE
>>710848232
Bet that thing tastes like poo
>>710847487
That woman comes off as super ignorant.
>>710848670
you try writing on your own tits.
Westworld torrent: 99.9%
Xbox Online: 54%
4Chan: 0.000%
>>710848826
No I wont seed, go fuck yourselves.
>>710848232
Who even wants to watch someone get their dick sucked.
Fucking cuckolds that's who.
>>710848826
wut?
>>710846718
Had to cancel birthday plans because of this fucking rain
>>710848826
Wes Worl ep was pretty dank g.
Shit went hundy.
*FUCK THIS 2MB UPLOAD LIMIT. FUCKED MY WHOLE MEME STASH UP!*
>>710849111
Aww damn that sucks.
Checked.
>>710849111
Nice trips, happy bday my bro
>>710849198
peanut oil
>>710848060
I wonder what IDbro tastes like :^)
>>710849000
>9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710849443
>>710848232
Is that IDbro gettin' gobbled?
>>710849443
kimchi
>>710849111
How does it feel to be owned by droplets of water?
>>710849443
peanut oil
>>710849599
Not from Wellington are you?
>>710849725
I am.
>>710849599
droplets HAH. more like gobules
>>710849560
thats who I imagine it is when I fap to this webm.
>>710849782
Nigger have you been out of your basement today? Try tell me it's good enough weather to have out door plans
>>710849579
underrated
>>710849811
More like liquid sunshine
>>710849879
fuck these cunts.
fucking faggots
>>710849879
that face is very punchable
Auckland fag here.
>>710850654
where in auk?
picton fag reporting for duty
>>710850862
you are literally the only person in picton.
>>710850751
Whangaparaoa.
Well north of the bridge
>>710851123
Don't pretend to be in Auckland then.
>>710851123
oh cool, i grew up on the hbc. plent of good memories of that place, its a shit hole now, such a shame. millwater brought in all the middle class white people and the rest of the coast is swarming with crime now.
Anyone been shrooming recently?
Nelfag on dick.
>>710851123
know where to get?
>>710851500
darkness oc czech'd tho
>>710851500
nice dubs Q
We're literally watching a David Atten-bro doco in the Tinychat right now and it's not even as shit as you'd imagine
>>710851500
ENHANCE!
Just another wet wellyfag reporting in
>>710851746
yeah for some reason it's much darker when posted but not in the preview
>>710851171
It's in the Auckland region you cuck
Anybody in welly wanna do something tomorrow?
>>710851326
It's really cool, still is, crime jumped up and then dropped down but a lot of building kinda killed it now there is a lot of traffic and constant need for development. Not a shit hole but forever a building site
>>710851602
What you looking for
>>710851929
turn your flash on.
>>710851500
Fuck you doing son?
>>710851929
Timestamp or gtfo
>>710852109
newfag
wellington reporting in
its moist boys
>>710852172
She's hot
>>710852023
thats why i got out of there dude, its so expesnive to live up there ontop of all that aswell.
>>710851929
Turns out there is a darkness feature that doesn't require flash
>>710851171
Auckland doesnt end at the bridge you mongoloid.
>>710852330
plz ban WOW he's ruining our movie
>>710852330
get completely naked and do the same shot
>>710852109
>>710852302
Auckland is mega expensive now. Average house is worth 1.2million NZD
>>710852172
Snapchat?
>>710852172
my fucking dick!
>>710852514
Are you just a whore for attention or are you just bro-tier female who knows guys like tits and you enjoy pleasing them? regardless anon or not.
srs question.
>>710852611
the latter im pretty sure mate
>>710852514
And what part of NZ are you from?
>>710852611
whore for sure
>>710852558
ideally il get to wellington or chch. and go to an outlying town somewhere.
depending on next NZ/AU/USA elections will decide if i just move overseas or not
>>710852670
>being this new
>>710852611
>>710852640
pretty sure the latter is the same as the former, just trying to say it in a nicer way.
>>710852611
Attention or not I enjoy showing tits.
This this 2016 slut shaming is backward.
>>710852713
>everyone should know where I live
>>710852766
naked pics when
>>710848060
>>710852172
Same femanon?
>>710852822
Yes.
>>710852822
>>710851018
i wouldn't be surprised if i'm the only person from picton who goes on 4chan, like 4 thousand people here
>>710852695
Wellington is the place to be. Honestly love it down there!
>>710852929
Shoe on head and show cunt. Preferably in same pitcure ty.
>Christchurch
>>710853010
i visited down there then immolation came to visit. was the best week ive had in a long, time, highly considered just not going back home.
even if i dont move down there, i usually go down once a month for a weekend.
>>710846598
>Christchurch
Evening fam
>>710852766
So, it's like getting off to knowing anons are jerking to it?
or like a womans liberation kind of feel?
could never convince my gf to get her tits or ass out for /b/
>>710853143
But then I haven't been to Christchurch since I was a little kid so idk
>>710853240
wellington would be my first bet, im familiar with the area and can pretty much get a job anytime down there.
the best thing for me is the people are chill. auckland is full of snobby assholes, i made more friends in welly in 1 week than i did in 10 years of auckland.
What happened to stonerchan?
Both. It's hot af and a liberation thing.. makes me feel sexy and want bone, not hurting anyone. I'm not particularly fussed.
>>710853311
stop posting incase before i turn gay
>>710852766
>This this
drunk dubs checked
>>710853436
I have a really stable well paying job up here. That is all that holds me in Auckland. Otherwise I would be in well in a heart beat
>>710853219
>>710853552
Forgot to tag.
But yeah, I wouldn't do it if I were in a relationship and my hypothetical SO wasn't okay with it.
>>710853538
dem are nice
ugly nails, but primo tits.
>>710853538
I love nipple peircing omfg. Shit gets me diamonds asap.
>>710853660
what do you do for a living bro?
>>710853681
>Admits to being single on /nzg/
>inb4 influx of virgin pick up lines
fucked yourself now.
>>710853749
Everyone here knows I'm single. I mod the tc
i know stonerchan irl
Christchurch fag, what's a good movie to watch high?
>>710853807
No time for bfs when TC needs modding.
I'd go on if i didn't look like a baby face 15 y/o :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>710853746
Funnily enough I'm a builder, I build residential and mainly renovations it's well paid atm
>>710853807
tc= tinychat?
>>710853870
no one would care
>>710853938
correct.
>>710853941
That's even more offensive.
>>710853990
i look like im 15 and i go on cam sometimes... it's fine dude
>>710853816
who dafuck is that?
>>710853870
Hahaha, Close but it's more like no one sees past the tits, they're boring or both. That's fine, means they're not good enough so I move on. I'm not terribly promiscuous, I like to get to know people beforehand.
>tfw your closeted gay friend of 18 years ditches you for your other more attractive friend and doesn't invite you to hang out
>>710853576
>before
too late queero
quercy has aids and she goes on cam its all G
>>710854051
I'll never tell. Love your tits tho
>>710853934
plenty of work in that career bro. especially coast with millwater being the size of west auckland.
>>710854141
I'm a dude bro.
>>710854292
with gr8 tits
>>710854060
You've tried dating people from this board?
>>710854143
I hate building in millwater. Such a shit area...
>>710854496
i used to work millwater, its awful but the demand is there. best to work up to some kind of project dev over 5 years then its a great place to work
>>710854414
No I haven't haha.
>>710854110
Aids is better than gonaherpasyphlaids.
You got 2 weeks to live bruh
>>710854369
lolwut
>>710852172
More of this?
Shit gets me hard
>>710854681
>>710854585
I'm working up in mangawhai soon so it will be smoko on the beach.
>>710853576
you gay yet?
>>710854757
What's you snapchat anon
>>710854414
>dating
is that still a thing?
i thought only divorced dads and numales do that these days
>>710854681
She's a trap. Ever seen her pussy? Didn't think so.
>>710854622
I understand that reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF9N2o3Kds
>>710854837
>Thinking this bothers me
>>710854757
>>710854808
Dating would be a fuck load better than walking up to a drunk chick and asking her if you can see her pussy.
What's wrong with you potato.
That's why your bullshit relationships don't last.
>>710854837
>>710854758
its good up there. the bakery in the main shops is 10/10 recommend their filled rolls
>>710854060
kek btfoing uke hard. he only wants to love you
>>710854992
That could be anyones pussy. IDbro stamp or gtfo
>>710855019
Will definitely keep that in mind when I'm bored of tuna and rice
>>710854923
Question for /b/
How do you know if a girl isn't interested or if she's just socially awkward.
>walk up to fat Canadian girl in bar
>Hi what's your name?
>___
>That's an accent, Canadian?
>___
>You here on holiday or permanent?
>____ ___ __ _
>Oh that's lame, I was hoping we'd get married and have kids
>__ __ my friend is here, gtg
>.....
>____
What I do wrong?
>>710855099
i really feel like i know you bro. whanga or oc?
>>710855075
lol
>>710855167
lmao
>>710855227
do it
>>710855277
for the dubs
>>710855167
>walk up to fat
there is where you went wrong.
>>710854757
>>710855075
This will be keks
>>710855257
lmao isn't an answer, I'm legit srs, this happened and I almost killed myself after, can't even pull fat Canadian's...
>>710855311
Should I have brought wings and ranch?
anon help it was late and it was last-call pussy-pull attempt..
>>710855075
Nah that's mine. Recognise that freckle
>>710855344
oh you're serious? Nah, obviously she isn't interested. Idk why you would ask a stranger to get married and have kids.
>>710855433
Well it was a half joke.
I did kinda want maple babies.
>>710855075
Anyone recognise this girl or know the source?
>>710855574
heh
>>710855574
see, he memes instead of proves. 100% trap
>>710855574
unforgivable
>>710855574
Quercy confirmed trap?
No traps nearby, why even live
>>710855574
awwwww :3
>>710855589
That's Ol' Cummy Tummy.
She died from eternal bleding
>>710846598
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/vip/catalog
german fag missing nz reporting in.
>koaniu lodge blenheim
>last joint outside at nighttime
>jew with guitar case comes along
>opens guitarcase
>full ounces, half ounces, 50, 20
>50 to test
>call back 2 days later
>guys from hostel buy weed for like 850$ or so
>fucking sweet quantity and quality too
>only time i got decent weed in nz
>fishing is nice though
>>710854923
nice false dichotomy you shitsniff
dating used to be the only way to get to know the girls you might be interested in, but with instant messaging you can do that in a dozen messages and dating just an outdated formality (still used by pussies who need to wait 2 week to pluck up the courage to 'ask to see her pussy' lol,)
>>710855167
>How do you know if a girl isn't interested or if she's just socially awkward.
you should have asked her that instead of that other boring shit
>>710855574
Fr tho
>>710855975
fuck nice.. wouldve looked better zoomed out. also ass when?
>>710855975
FINALLY
>>710855574
>>710855975
Do you think your cat can smell your vagina?
>>710855975
looks like the old 'call her a trap till she posts juicy labia' trick worked again
>>710855975
Move that paper ever so slightly and reveal that fucking gash qt
>>710855975
MOARRRRRRR
>>710856149
Basically this.
>>710855975
I'd do anything to see an asshole timestamp
>>710856055
You should be more excited we only get axe wound once a month :(
>>710855975
rare quercy pussy shot
>>710856253
Alright. Put a marmite jar in your bum hole and I will show asshole.
>>710855975
nice try.
but I can squeeze any part of my body and make it look like a pussy.
>>710856149
Well yeah, only because a trap is a lesser "woman"
>>710856373
its an armpit
>>710856465
It's the black cat completely Photoshopped.
>>710856555
trips of truth
>>710855975
timestamp on ass
a fav
>>710857079
Newfag.
>>710857769
really a newfag?
>>710857908
>1477392727373
>147
yes
Better flag
Another better flag
>>710857987
>>710858041
Best flag
Honest Flag
>>710852929
Why are your balls so bald and smooth?
>>710858126
>>710858183
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8GQs54bsU
im in your face
>>710853816
ever smash?
>>710858990
nope - not my type
>>710859106
you have to be gay if it's not your type.
those tits are any straight mans type, regardless if it means getting stabbed in your sleep.
Quercy post more!
>>710859352
what tits?
>>710859106
F-F-F-F-FREIEND ZONE!
>>710859352
her tits are a+ but who would wanna fuck a b attention whore
kek at faggots claiming they know stonerchan irl
like ok dude i know her too then XD
stop lying on an anon website
>>710858318
mods mods mods! they ruining our movie!
>>710859669
fuck sc, Quercy tits b4 bed?
>>710859669
Thinking about another webm
>>710860069
I vote a webm of you fingering your clit.
>>710860130
Don't have one of those, not going to make one either.
>>710860022
Kek
>>710860069
>69
please do a webm
>>710860069
jiggle your tits
>>710860189
join us for movie night, we need your ban hammer
>>710860022
>0
HAAAA!
>>710860069
any webm of you would be interesting
>>710860069
webm my queen?
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
https://discord.gg/H9u4Wwv
post thiss link
Quercy we need you to ban someone please
>>710862270
God damn it Q.,...... plz moar...
>>710862270
moar
>>710862270
>>710862474
did you post the wrong image?
>>710852514
hey you have kik
>>710862600
>>710862699
Popping out
>>710862940
nipple when?
>>710862940
>>710862985
>>710862940
Axl Rose approves
>>710863204
>You mad Black boys
Kek
>>710863163
fucking sexy
>>710863163
Also
>>710863163
Oh shit you look like youre in the mood
>>710863163
post more of your vag please :)
>>710863757
Topkek
>>710863329
>>710863163
>>710862270
threads dead, everyone fapping
>>710863824
That's a shame :(
who could resist?
>>710863824
I'm playing RuneScape though.
>>710864252
hey what you up to sexy
>>710863824
or you know, it's 2:20am and most normal people are asleep
>>710864345
fucking normies
>>710864345
>implying anyone normal comes on /nzg/
>>710864369
reeeeeeeeeeee
any rare quercies?
contrib fam
Quercy keeps it 300 like IDbro
>>710864423
I have literally all of them. The only person who has rarer ones are her ex, and Q herself.
>>710864423
Like butt
>>710864592
>>710846972
fucking he'll that place is shit. Who are you? Regan? Fucking wghs cunts thinking they're edgy for going on 4chan
>>710864423
Body shot
>>710846972
Who's this? Oamaru is a small place
>>710864592
>>710864592
>>710864830
mmm damn your so hot
>>710864944
Bet you'd suck a fart out of that butt hole.
>>710864980
probs
I'm outies bruhs.
Didn't even want 300 anyway.
keeping it 300 like idbro
>>710865126
IDbro has been outmemed. We now keeping it 300 like Quercy.
>>710865126
Nah mate quercy keeps it 300 now.
Q still here?
If you still here Q, I request a good night meme from you.
>>710865231
>>710865257
LIKE idbro
you newfags dont ebin know this meme
>>710865329
Still here.
>>710865387
Ever flashed in public?
>>710865231
>out memeing IDbro
Don't think so, lad
>>710865372
Well yeah we do, IDbro who?
>>710864267
Oh shit son. Gimmie a good runescape cc.
>>710865126
RIP
>>710865372
Oh I know the meme, IDbro is dead though. Accept your new big titted overlord.
kek took 5 and a half yours just to get one thread to 300
>>710865577
Dubs don't lie.
>>710865457
No.
>>710865607
>He can't keep it up for 5 and a half hours
>>710865691
would you like to?
