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gay butt retardation thread
i am literal retard so this is perfect for me
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>>710845359
That makes the two of us
>>710845359
*inserts fist in distracted WEM, goes elbow deep and thrash's about inside trying to pound that offf button.
Bananders distract him more i don't know how long we got!.
>>710845443
weeeeeeeeeewewewew
>>710845558
*DISTRACTS THE WEM
>>710845643
Is it over... did i hit the off switch??
>>710845557
there is no off switch you fools
>>710845643
>>710845837
It's on fire, everything is on fire... The flames, they're reaching all the way into the sky, it's unreal... The surface is, just gone... Nothing but a massive firestom covering the continent
>>710845920
*dies
>>710845935
go throw some shrimp on the Barbie. I'm starving ya cunt.
>>710845931
>>710845935
These are very lovely. Thanks Dash and anon.
>>710845920
LIES there is allways a off switch.
*pulls arm our of WEM's ass leaving a pink sock behind, a big red button is now seeing the sunlight.
SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!
*hits the switch.
>>710846164
Of course. You know I love me some big, stronk tigers.
>>710846164
I knew I could find you a new tiger pic
>>710846032
jajajajaj
>>710846164
press it and see what happens
>>710846262
HNNNNNNNRRRRGHH
>>710846258
I'd like that imagine if it weren't pointlessly censored :/
Wasn't too hard to find, but really, why go through the effort?
>>710846262
*presses pink sock switch.
HOld onto your butts!
>>710846398
Japan. That first one was really the only one I had for you
>>710846537
I'm not Tiger, but I do quite like them. Thank you though, I still found a new image.
>>710846311
god will have no mercy on you>>710846516
>>710846595
Oh well, good enough I guess
>>710846741
Mm. Delicious.
>>710846727
No stay away my butt is for fucking not raping!
>>710846736
Get NS it's more fun.
>>710846845
ew i wouldnt rape! i would just force myself on you
>>710846727
Is... is this heaven? This is... Wait, fuck this I forgot my brownies! Bye heaven!
>>710846936
I've been waiting for years to post this, and I think I finally have a somewhat valid reason.
I'm not gay I just think furry boys are cute and I only fuck other guys at cons I would like never date one or something.
>>710847061
That's pretty gay, bro.
>>710846845
Get what now?
>>710846936
Oh then by all means, have at it.
>>710846964
You too birthday boi.
Yumskies
>>710846964
bring my browniess pls
>>710847006
im glad i helped make this hallmark moment
>>710847089
shut up I'm straight I just think furry boys are cute I'M NOT A FAG LIKE YOU OK
>>710847123
*touches
>>710847132
Your efforts are appreciated. I have many more images like that as well, some have never been used for 4 years.
>>710847168
I actually prefer girls, but I like cute boys too. I wish I was a big, bara tiger though.
>>710847123
Don't mind if I do! UNNNF
>>710847132
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
>>710847202
I bet you don't even lift.
>>710847186
>>710847270
*gasams
Touch me more!
>>710847248
some day they will be let free
>>710847270
reer
>>710847337
touches twice
>>710847397
One day... alas, not today.
>>710845232
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
does anyone else still sleep with a teddy bear?
>>710847397
*growls
too lewd for me!!
>>710847337
Smack smack smack!
>>710847397
*turns into a seagull from Finding Nemo
>>710847492
No, but I'd like to be a bear.
>>710847414
i cri until then
>>710847492
i sleep with a pillow
>>710847496
;3 heheheh
>>710847499
you poor soul
>>710847566
Cry not my feline friend for that day shall come in time.
>>710847492
Not since I got a dakimakura, but I used to sleep with a stuffed animal
>>710847566
A wem! Mine! Mine!
>>710847499
no no more bananananders man!
>>710847666
Fine, ironic satanic trips on sin :p
>>710847733
of*
fml
>>710847623
but when?
>>710847648
you can have em all birthday boy
>>710847760
Only Father Time knows.
>>710847760
Yay! Hugsnug! Mine! Mine! MINE! MINE! MINE!
>>710847786
Love that one. Long haired tigers are the best.
>>710847733
kek favours the swole.
>>710847801
he left mum n i years ago hes dead to me
>>710847831
have another
>>710847535
I'll call you daddy bear ;)
>>710847949
geg
>>710847992
<333333
>>710847992
How very unfortunate. Or rather, fortunate because you are free of time's grasp; free to wander through the sands of time at your leisure. Consider yourself blessed, star child.
>>710848018
I'm okay with that.
>>710848072
>>710848115
sand is fun but its is annoying at times. my neighbor says i am a celestial being and calls me a star child.
>>710848115
ok but you gotta put a collar on me and yell at me a little bit cause I've been pretty bad tbh
>>710848379
>star child
>special child
>retard child
Your neighbor is calling you a retard! Go bith their butts off!
>>710848379
Then it is confirmed, my sweet star child. You are truly gifted. Wash away the sand of time with your divine power; your nigh omnipotence.
>>710848410
Ooh, I can do that.
>>710848379
Best present <3
>>710848458
oh how rude. oh well she makes me food and its really damn delicious so i dont want to get on her bad side
>>710848481
we can shower together~ ;3
>>710848496
best for you~
Homos
I should do something with all my latent creativity because damn do I have a lot of it.
>>710848567
That is a great use of power.
>>710848575
im tired
>>710848588
draw me a cheetah
>>710848616
mhmm~
>>710848575
No you fagit
>>710848567
My fuzzikatt~~~~ >////< <3333333333
>>710848709
I'm not good at putting my ideas on paper. I had a whole shit ton. I have an idea for a comic as well as a novel. Perhaps making the comic a spin off. It's a whole universe really, but I'm lazy. I also have an idea for an apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic story based on a dream I had a while ago.
>>710848752
^_^ wem
>>710848575
fag bunny.
>>710848848
HUGGGGG
no homo we smokin' penises out here
>>710848709
I want a different job
Hate call centers
>>710848752
Hoi
>>710848908
I'm not a bunny. I'm a Toyger!
>>710848844
its hard to create your dreams and ideas when you cant get it down on paper. frustrating ;~;
>>710848912
hugguiuu
>>710848981
i dont think anyone like workinga t those
lets make pretzels for a living
>>710848981
Sup homobutt?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kMYpNjF9EB8
>>710848981
>>710848981
i'm down for a fight.
>>710849058
INFINITE HUGGAGE
>>710849058
Tell me about it. Luckily I remembered that dream quite well, but I don't know how to collect my ideas and sort them into a story.
>>710849101
whoa thats a lot
>>710849121
ooo i dont know either. i guess just keep logs upon logs of them and then piece them together
>>710849058
And make crazy kinds!!
>>710849067
Depression
Lol
>>710849096
I no fight
>>710849217
But never too much right?
>>710849302
I'm afraid you're talking to the wrong person about that subject, but I'll listen if that helps
>>710849302
dude yeah! we can make kitten shapes! i plan to make some tomorrow maybe depending on how hard they are to make
>>710849305
oh never~
>>710849217
found this for you.
>>710849217
Well it was actually just one long, vivid dream. I guess now is as best any to explain it.
Basically, the world was running out of resources, and global warming caused a large water shortage. The weird part is that, while the streets were mostly deserted, everyone was acting normal. It was just really eerie. Everything was dying, and few people were still around, but they acted normal. There was a lot more to it, but it wasn't your typical horror/thriller movie, but a psychological mindfuck kind of thing. It was too close to real life.
>>710849474
*HUGS YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION AND FOLLOWS WITH
>>710849474
Pizza ones
Chocolate covered ones
Sea salt and carmel ones
> drools
Fruit stuffed
>>710849526
my dick is fueled by this contribution <3
>>710849537
how spoopy D:
i guess how else would you act besiides just going about your days when there isnt anything left to be done
>>710849566
>>710849662
oh god yes chocolate.
>>710849857
I don't know. I need to create an actual story based around it some day.
>>710849857
:)
>>710849857
We made it. This is your world. Our world. Our paradise
>>710849857
Can I stuff you with my fruit mix?
>>710849943
Soooooo cute!!!
>>710849943
I want to pet it.
hey faggots i'm back with some original content. rate pls
>>710849907
truck yeah you do
>>710849943
>>710849943
<3
i am going to bed meow. medication makes me tire
>>710849978
it is beautiful
es bed time~
>>710850007
as long as it isnt peaches~
>>710850109
Sleep tight cuddlebutt <3
>>710850037
Yeap that tigers is just a cuti.
>>710850049
No my claws say no petting :)
>>710850109
Night meow man!
>>710850265
Too bad. Tiger a cute.
>>710850109
I'll make sure it is
>>710850265
So where did you live again Tig?
Thinking about sailing away from America.
>>710850293
Hey there.
>>710850314
:P
>>710850391
the land downunder. you got a degree??
>>710850293
Someone made a mess :p
>>710850429
Hi
>>710850537
I plan on making a bigger one wensday
>>710850429
Noo
But I'm 23 so I'm still young!!
>>710850593
Yup I do not doubt that
>tfw gay
>tfw when fat
>tfw tiny dick
All I want in life is for someone to take me into there home and use me as a fuck toy for the rest of existence and allow me to stay there for free in exchange.
>>710850807
>life goals
>>710850807
call me
>>710850807
Power bottoms are a thing, you know.
>>710850622
just trying to find out how you're going to get a work visa. you may have to be a general labourer and see if a employer wants to sponser you.
Good night guys time for shower and eats!
>>710851004
Ohhhhh
Night buddy
>>710850943
what he described was not a power bottom or what a power bottom wants.
>>710851152
I know that, but big guys make good power bottoms.
>>710845232
KYS faggot
>>710851185
You're an hour late faggot
>>710851178
Please describe a power bottom, because your definition seems to be opinion.
What's huh?
