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Weed smokers: What's the weirdest or most dangerous place you've smoked in?
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I've ripped a bowl then turned around to see a cop car parked behind me, drove off nothing happened haha
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Vietnam
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>Intentionally fucking up your brain

Just exorcise, eat healthy, and start reading books on philosophy and history, you'll feel 300% better than drugs
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>>710817561
Get fucked, faggot
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>>710817358
A shipping container filled with empty cardboard boxes, we made the boxes into a tunnel system that opened into bunkers/rooms underneath a mass of other boxes. Shit was cash. That or and abandoned hospital operating theater
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Help: Last Friday I went to a party and smoked 2 joints of weed. However, I didn't feel ANYTHING. I made sure to make all hits be held in my lungs for at least 5-10 seconds.
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>>710817358
Weirdest was the roof of an elementary school that was still being built. Buddy of mine worked security overnight. I brought a tv and an xbox and we gamed all night one night. We smoked from that spot on the roof and looked out all across the neighborhood. Badass experience.
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>>710817832
Take a break from smoking, come back and shit will be cash
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>>710817358
in the closet with my mum just around the hall.

nothing really special except for the incredible paranoia that came from when she went to the bathroom.

i swear i stayed in that closet in the dark for a solid hour because i was sure she was outside waiting for me to come out.
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>>710817832
It's pretty common to need to smoke 2 or 3 times before feeling the full effect. First time for me but a ton of my friends needed to smoke several times
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A quarter mile out into the ocean thanks to a sandbar (had some DMT at the time as well).
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when i was in high school i once smoked a bowl in the back of my school bus on the way to school.
looking back on it that was pretty dumb of me.
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>>710817358

In the bathroom on an airplane.

Took all the precautions. Pinch hitter, hold it till I'm blue in the face, exhale into wet paper towels. Brush teeth and wash face afterwards.

It was awesome being freshly stoned while on an airplane.

In retrospect, it's the dumbest thing I've EVER done. If I'd been caught, the feds would have been waiting for me at the terminal.
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>>710817919
>>710818046
Ah I see, thanks
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>>710817832
Some folks don't feel any effects on their first time, keep smoking lad. You'll get there
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Smoking an 18 inch bong parked on a busy street downtown in a truck. I was super visible and I was just blowing smoke out the driver's window into the passing lane. Nothing happened.
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>>710818152
Make sure your taking fat fucking hits too take it the bottom of your chest
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>>710818132
I used to do this with a kid. The day I missed the bus after doing this a few times the bus driver found out. I don't think the guy got caught though. We didn't do it anymore after
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>>710817561
>exorcise
what the fuck
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>>710818150
Brings edibles. I do this all the time. They won't check your brownie or whatever.
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I once pulled into a parking lot hunched behind my car and hit a few bowls with my boy. When we got ready to leave we noticed we where hitting in front of a restaurant with a massive glass window in plain with a shit ton of customers
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>>710818479

Indeed. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Worst judgment ever.
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I once ripped a whole rock in my stem in a McDonald's bathroom. Ran to the door holding it in. Crackpipe in my sweater pocjet
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Directly behind a cop that was walking the other way about 20 feet ahead.
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Prison...Guards on post... paranoia
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5 story's off the ground in the roof of a church with my legs hanging over the edge. Mist enjoyable joint ever.
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>>710818643
Hey, you're already locked up
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Smoked a blunt while running through a circle pit at Warped Tour during the Attila show. Most intense blunt I've smoked and by far the funnest.
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>>710817561
off to /lit/ you fucking queer
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>was in Denny's with friends.
>drunk as fuck. middle of the night.
>couple of tables down from us
>was 3 sheriffs.
>we get up from our table, walk
>past them and into the bathroom
>smoke a bowl
>walk past the sheriffs on the
>way back to our table.

Nothing happened.
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In a public park after dark in a semi-seedy neighborhood. Cops rolled through like every half hour, I was underage, and it was only my third time smoking anything and was going into huge coughing fits.
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>>710819038

Attila sucks, faggot.
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>>710819038
Which city and year?
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>>710819038
shittiest tier music possible.
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>>710819038
smoked 15 joints at a concert where no one else was smoking. Most places where I'm at are pretty chill with it
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>>710818632
Were you behind him or infront of him.
>Directly behind a cop
>walking the other way
>20 feet ahead
Where were u when you were behind him walking the other way ahead pf him
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>>710819227

They are a guilty pleasure band that I listen to ironically. And besides they have the biggest most pits at Warped.
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>>710819407

Smoked a couple of joints at a Stevie Ray Vaughn concert, in the Indiana University auditorium, which is a non-smoking facility.

Can't believe we didn't get busted.
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>>710819355
Cleveland 2015.
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>>710819388

What heavy metal?
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>>710817358
Church parking lot right before midnight mass on Christmas eve (worst idea ever)
Ate edible brownies made from a summer's worth of shake. It kicked in while I was in the middle of a crowd while I was in a mosh pit.
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>>710819590
What a chill fucking show. You gotta whip out the joints for that shit, dude played a sexy guitar
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Friends workplace
Drove to the top of the building parking lot we somehow snuck into.
Then hotboxed the buildings elevator.
I was scared shitless someone was going to call the elevator down the entire time.
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>>710817358
Police chiefs house. While him and his wife were in the kitchen I burned like one hitters quickly in one of the guest bedrooms and blew the smoke out the window.

Dating one of his daughters and she has me home to visit the fam. Wild times yo. Wild times.
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On a cruise ship after buying some local stuff in Jamaica
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Friend and I smoked in a cemetery once. It was pretty normal until we hid from a cop car behind some fag's dead granny for half an hour.
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>>710820016

Damn right.

Stevie was mesmerizing. Fucking amazing concert.
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>>710818479
Can confirm
Tsa while searching for a lost knife in a secret pocket....
Sassy black tsa woman- what are these?
Chocolates?
Got a mile high on those puppies.
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>>710817666
Hail them trips
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>>710817358
My brother used to work at Journeys in the mall, They sell shoes and other rocker type bullshit. We used to hotbox the bathroom the days he would close which was towards the back and there was many times when the security guard would smell it but couldn't see anything because the lights were off and everything was locked up.
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>>710820141
Done that too bro. Jamaica and Cozumel. Burned back on the ship in one of our friends rooms with a porch. It was fun haggling with the locals over the price of some bunk ass weed.
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I use to smoke in my highschool a lot. I was backstage manager of the auditorium, so I had a ring of keys to get into some fun places. Later that year my dad found my stash and made me promise I wouldn't smoke anywhere but our house.
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>>710817358

me and my two friends climbed our high school back in 10th grade and found an open door on the roof, snuck into the school and smoked a blunt on the stair case. was pretty fun
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>>710819495

>they have the biggest most pits at Warped.

This is the most disappointing sentence I've ever read on this site
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>>710820722

Was in a completely non-tourist beach village in Jamaica. We were the only white people for miles. Met a cute Jamaican woman on the beach, and she hooked us up with some pretty damn good weed, and we got it (I think) for exactly what she had to pay for it (since she wanted to -- and did -- fuck my older brother).

I did the math: ~20 cents per big fat ass joint!
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>>710820722
Was fun though. Did you bring that shit back into the US?
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>>710818582
was it an international flight or a short one?
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>>710821591

It was from Seattle to Indianapolis.

I think an international flight would have been even more idiotic, if that is even possible.
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Back when me and my friend started smoking witch was freshen year of HS we'd smoke at the park got some stories if anyone intrested
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>>710818643
heh I used to smoke on the yard all the time..never got caught but sometimes the paranoia would get intense.
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>>710817666
>>710819355
>>710819388
>>710819855
>>710820722
>>710822055
Check'd
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>>710817358
Smoking in the bathroom at high school.
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i smoked with a current member of the House of Representatives lawyer infront of him,super chill dude
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>>710817358
In a bar...while the rest of patrons vaped too
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On a ferris wheel
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>>710817358
Outside
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I smoked in the cooler of a subway once. Shit was cash.
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>>710821137
>>710821318

Ya we were in pretty touristy parts of the country. Tourist beaches were flooded with dealers trying to sell you whatever. Got a Qtr of some bun ass brick weed in Cozumel. Smoked it all before we got off the boat.

I've taken oil pens with me on domestic flights. they look exactly like ecig so they're completely discreet. Vacations are so much more fun now that I don't have to haggle with some sketch foreigners to get some hooch. Generally throw that away at the airport before I fly home. No reason to risk flying back with it.
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>>710817358
i used to break into a train engin ever other day or so, smoked out that bitch with like 5 or 6 people get it hotboxed and everything, fun times.
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>>710817358
Once walked down the center of 5th Avenue in NYC smoking a joint, IN the St. Patrick's Day parade, with hundreds of cops and firefighters right in front of and behind us.
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The halls jajaja
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Chiefed a bowl with some friends in the cop shop parking lot once.
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>>710823128
Ah, I smoked many a joint while I worked at Subway. At four brownies took a fat dab and walk right back to serve some customers. I made some of dankest subs I've ever seen
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>>710817358
school bus
movie theater
ihop

all thats coming to mind atm
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Walking down the street last night, was a bit paranoid.
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Prison
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>>710817358
In the middle of the city, multiple times in front of cop cars.
They usually just drive past me as I don't really look like the kind of guy that smokes, nor do they smell it for some reason.
One time I got reaaally scared though, I was walking by the road right outside the main part of the city (I don't know what you call it in english) and a police car made a u turn right in front of me after they drove by.
Never been so close to shitting myself.
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>>710820558
dont you eat your edibles way before you fly? I time it so they kick in when I arrive at the departing airport
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>>710824112
oh yeah i forgot

church
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>>710824536

Indeed. Unless it's a really long flight, gotsta be eating that shit long beforehand.
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>>710818028
Lol go on
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>>710824112
high school bathroom
bleachers at football field
graveyard
playground


pretty much it i think
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>>710819591
Ayyy 216 whaddup
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>>710817832
It's not weed numskull.
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>working at a mom and pop pizza shop
>smoke a joint while cooking wings and exhale up into the vent
>working at Little Caesars
>smoke in the walk in
>security guard
>smoke in the shack and out in the smoking area in the parking lot
>go to a Rick Ross and Ludacris concert at the enclosed arena at the local university
>the music starts and everyone lights up blunts
>whole place reeks of kush
>light up a cigarette and instantly a security guard is on my ass
>im one of the few white guys in a sea of black guys
>there's 4 groups in my immediate vicinity all smoking blunts
>i was the only one the guard said anything too
>black fellas thought it was hilarious and put me in the blunt rotation for the rest of the night
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>>710817536
i have had this happen but i was smoking a blunt and the cop passed by, be and my friends were parked in front of a house party the cops had came to raid.
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german autobahn motorway station

>got a little bong
>got a little weed
>being car passenger
>"hey, in Xkm is a toilet!"
>get out with weed
>get on toilet
>hear loud truckers
>smoke bowl
>get out
>truckers complain about smell
>get in car with highest high
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>>710817358
Inside a gigantic blow up Santa Claus like they have at the Christmas Tree lots.
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>>710817358
On the roof of my house.
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>>710817358
dangerous place has to be school i always feared that i would get caught which eventually did happen,
weirdest place has to be at my friends house we literally took turns banging some chick two of us would be in the backyard smoking well my friend was getting laid.
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I smoked inside a UNESCO world heritage site once.
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>>710818152
>2 pieces of advice
>One tells him to take a break, the other tells him to try again
>"Ah I see, thanks"
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>In china
>lobby of apartment building
>CCTV cameras everywhere
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South Memphis Police Station sitting on steps at front door
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>>710817358
I smoked almost a whole joint while talking to a cop in Vermont...he didn't even bat an eye.
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>>710817358
I got a ticket for the possession of marijuana for smoke weed in a grave yard. Toking one for the dead homie.
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DUDE WEED
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>>710826932
If a cop actually goes to the trouble of talking to you, he's probably working on something more important than your 0.1 grams of weed. Getting information on a homicide or something.
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WEED
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>>710827167
LAMFOW
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LMAO
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>>710827261
LOL DUDE WEEED, amirite?
>WEED
inb4: dude weed
>cuz weed lol
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I was pretty cautious as a weed smoker, you know the paranoia that came with weed. I usually only smoked in outdoors or i extremely confined areas which couldnt be accessed by the public. one of the absolute weirdest places thought would have to be this homeless shelter, because everyone was homeless and drunk or already high no one batted an eye when someone broke out a crack pipe and smoked what ever the fuck from it, i think this one time jimmy had bath salts but i stayed the fuck away from that because swiss chalet was having a roast chicken evening and jimmy was acting like a turkey gobling all the cocks he could fin for mroe bath salts, but yeah the homeless shelter was pretty chill apart from that yo got blow jobs whene ever you wanted because i worked a part time job at a grocery store ad could afford te weed i was smoking
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Smoked at the house off some real life larping pirate swingers. Was too dumb/blazed to realize they wanted to swap. Kind of regret not doing anything.
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My brother and I used to sit on the roof of the house and smoke. Good times.
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>>710827185
The house on the corner of our street was burning to the ground, he was there directing what traffic there was...my wife and I just made small talk with him while we finished up and went on our merry way.
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>>710817358
Me and my homie hot boxed one of those pieces of furniture that u would normally put a big tv inside. Hash joints
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>>710827383
I'm all good and carefree up until I'm actually stoned

>Sitting in park around 3 am, smoking and chilling
>Look over and across the street, upstairs light turns on in house
>"dude fuck we gotta go theyre gonna call the fucking cops dude i dont wanna go to jail fuckkkkkk"

>waiting in line for haunted maze with friends, feeling nice and stoney
>think oh shit they're gonna check my bag theyre gonna find my bowl oh fuck dude i dont wanna go to jail shittttttt
>walk in no problem

Shit's a killer
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>>710817561
Ever considered that the brain without a certain level of chemical is the fucked up brain. The unhappy, the dissatisfied for no real reason. Why die when I could just get high and enjoy myself?
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>>710817358
didn't smoke near a cop but was in an apartment about 5 stories up and I threw a blunt on a cop car that just parked below.
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cheers, this is for you guys
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>>710827859

I stopped smoking now, the paranoia is too much
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>>710817358
Smoked a bowl walking around an air show...lots of military and cops about...no-one seemed to notice.
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It was 3 am, and me and 4 of my friends decided to rip some bowls in a church. Twas fun.
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>went to work remodeling a house
>room belonging to their son who was killed in work accident had been untouched for 5+ years
>weed was in sons blood, big court case over it
>many peeps attest he never did that stuff at the trial, not that type of person
>fam won millions in settlement, hence new remodel job on house
>I was sr in high school when accident happened and knew of whole deal
>while cleaning out the room and furniture I find the dead sons stash, metal bowl an more than half eighth
>slip it in my pocket quickly as fam was semi-closely watching me work
>roll and smoke a blunt of dead sons weed after work
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i was in usa once, the cuck of a country has it illegal in most statees, was relly sketchu guis
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>>710820894
I did something similar, you live in Texas?
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>>710818606
Get out
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>>710819038
Ew faggot
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>>710826539
Ah I see, thanks.
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>>710817358
Singapore
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>>710817358
It's shit like this that makes people think we're retarded.
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>>710817832
Don't worry my first time I didn't get high
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Pine hills
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>>710819590
IUfag here, jesus christ smoking in the auditorium is just ridiculous, you had to be like 15 feet tops from an usher
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>>710818123
That sounds intense
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>>710828073
I don't really do it too much anymore, I drop acid every 3-4 months or so, I've yet to have a real good breakthrough but I'm tryin
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>>710829001

I still can't believe we didn't get thrown out.

We were pretty much dead center in our row, but still, as you know, it's a pretty small auditorium, so yeah, ushers not that far away.
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Did it during a science class in high school we had a sub that day and she gave us free period so she could watch a movie the whole time she sniffed then looked around after a few minutes she could smell it but didn't do shit about it
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>>710817539
kek underrated
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>>710817832
It was green yarn sold to you in a baggie and u were high so u bought and rollec uup yarn to smoke it but now ur confused. getoff drugs
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>>710817358
My ex's house. I have a low tolerance and they knew that so they got me super high. So high I couldn't move and then told me to leave.
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>>710825025
216 here too

Manigga
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>>710818606
No one likes you and that includes yourself. Get off the internet and either get clean or kill yourself.
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>>710827968
This. Plus, yolo
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>>710828685
No freaking way.

I smoked twice in Japan, but them motherfarkers don't play on drug crimes.
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I smoked pot in the parking decks of mall while on a school field trip with friends. In the middle of us walking around smoking, a security guard literally jogged past us, shit was sketchy but funny since we got away with it.
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>>710829703
I smoked in my room next to my parents room one time shit was pretty sketch
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>>710817897
Sounds like a good time
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I smoked a joint in my 11th grade classroom one time. My teacher loved me and let me study by myself in her room after hours as long as I locked it up when I was done. I regretted it afterwords and was super paranoid that either a janitor would come in and smell it or the teacher would return to a dank ass classroom the next morning.
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>>710827383
i read this in nig voice
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When I was in high school I went to an alternative school. We went on a field trip to a bowling ally. Me and this other kid smoked a joint outside on the side of the building and then went back in for more bowling.
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In a psychiatric ward. I got a friend to bring me a pinch hitter and a couple of buds. In the smoking room, I'd hang out with all the cigarette smokers and toke up a couple of pinch hits.
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>>710827859
It's good to just chill in one place all alone with no reason to worry even a little about anything. No planning; no driving. Lighting up middle of the woods and coming back inside and chillin with a bro. Thats the best.
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>>710828073
What situations were you in?
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I'm pretty open with my pot smoking, but one night I was at a bar smoking up with some people, and there was a cop parked in the parking lot, he could obviously smell it, but didn't do a thing
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>>710831098
The main problem I have is I would have to drive to get around, I'm not doing that shit stoned.

I agree though
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>>710831098

Right on.

My best friend and I go hiking all the time, and when we find a really happening spot, we'll stop and smoke a bowl or two, and just hang.
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> Neighbor moves out of apartment complex
> try door on a whim, it's open
> discover all the apartments are the same layout, except some are flipped or rotated to fit building shape
> smoke blunts in exact mirror of my apartment
Shit was trippy as hell. I've smoked in dumb places too but this was the most surreal
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>>710817358
My house. It didn't start out terribly weird or dangerous, but then I started time jumping. Shit got pretty screwy after that.
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>>710817358
Basement bathroom, like utility room, of my uni
Library bathroom of my uni
Backhoe at a construction site after I got kicked out of residence at uni.
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>>710822771
Aww shit that sounds so fun
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>>710817358
Idk, I usually get high before I leave the house to I don't have to sneak around.
Either the stairwell at my psychiatrist's office or the bathroom at the sundance theater in downtown Houston.
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>>710828014
Keep on keeping on brother
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>>710828281
hahaha its a win win
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>>710832079

Haha. Your psych must know you are stoned!
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>>710817832
Was it your first time? People often don't feel any effects the first time you smoke. I didn't.
I highly recommend not smoking that much the second time around, because you will probably freak out for half an hour then fall asleep.
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>>710831345
That's what its all about. People just need to fucking chill. Take it lowkey
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Buddys roof
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>>710817897
We used to smoke on top this roof overhang thing in front of the entrance back in highschool cause the cameras couldn't see us. Only got caught once by a teacher. My buddy broke his ankle jumping off trying to run away. I have bad gay English.
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>>710832394
This, some good friends and a joint make the world go round
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>>710817358
In my cell in mdc new mexico
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>>710832347
Yeah, probably haha. That was the last appointment because i decided to stop taking medication, so I said fuck it
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>>710817358
Border patrol checkpoint outside of El Paso Texas. Luckily I'm white and he let us through no problem. The bowl was still lit as we drove through, lmao.
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>>710832730
Also everyone always threw banana peels up there too.
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>>710833044

On the other hand, you never know. I got stoned (just a little, not totally baked) before an appointment with my psychiatrist.

At the end of the appointment I told him, and he said he had no idea.

(He's from Amsterdam, and I knew he wouldn't give a fuck anyway, which is why I did it.)
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I took 2 bowls of a one hitter behind a building in my university
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>>710817832
In all seriousness, some people genetically have ridiculously high tolerances to weed.

I've given my girlfriend a two-gram brownie and ate one for myself. I was incapacitated the rest of the day while she was literally unaffected.
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The roof top of a library
Massive bong rips out in the open in a busy parking garage
inside of my college's library

why would you smoke on an airplane, that's the worst idea ever because 1. So many cops and 2. Worst place to have a panic attack
>>710828281
>More than half eighth
Seriously nigger
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>>710826274
Did you Eiffel Tower?
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>>710817358
The most odd spot that sounds impressive?
Outside the elementary school that I went to, smoked bowls with a friend at night next to the building in a shadow.

The most dangerous spot in terms of risk?
Watching a movie with my sister. I sat next to a fan in a window across the room from her, it was blowing air to the outside and I'd smoke a bowl through the whole movie without her smelling a thing.
I wouldn't get in trouble but I was still impressed that a little fan made a huge difference like that.
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>>710833377
In my experience, girls tend to have a higher tolerance. My ex, whose 5'1" and tiny could smoke 2-3 bowls in a half hour span. After 1-1/2 I'm completley stoned.
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>>710817358
this past summer my friends and I went canoeing in the delaware river, so we could go camping and trip acid. before the trip we rolled like 20 js, but the whole time we were there, these 2 fuckin state troopers kept stalking us all the way to our camping sight. when the night hit, we were tripping pretty hard and decided to go exploring and smoke some of the js. the troopers approached us one last time and asked if we had anything on us, we did but they didnt search us so thank fucking god. but when we got to our campsite again, they were fining other campers right next to us so we fucking ditched the box of js. never came so close to getting fucked. after they confiscated the other guys' shrooms and weed we shared with them. pretty fun weekend
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Smoked a bowl of dank in high school photography dark room with a couple friends during lunch period. Reeked louder than expected. Decided to "spill" a bottle of developer chemical all over floor to cover smell. County poison control had to be called and that section of the high school had to be evacuated.
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>>710833659
Elementary school? Do you live in blackfrica? Do they weed you up out the womb? I didn't start till I was basically out of highschool.
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>>710817358
Prison.
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Most dangerous place?
In my car while driving, same true answer as everyone else in this thread as vehicle accidents are the number two killer of humans on all of the earth.

Weirdest place?
Smoked a joint up drop zone at kings island with a large group of friends.
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>>710833791

Poison control and evacuation seems like a rather extreme reaction to spilled developer.

Was it black and white developer? Sure, it's toxic, but it ain't THAT bad. Mop it up and call it a done deal.
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>>710817358
Broke into an abandoned house down the street from me with 3 friends. We hot boxed the entire bottom floor and my friend took a dump on the living room floor upstairs since there was no plumbing.
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inside a strip club in mexico and i almost went to jail, but thankfully i was with someone who spoke spanish very well and got off by bribing the owner/manager
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an abandoned house
/thread
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During an after hours xp-to-7 upgrade at the local law office. Had the master key to all offices. Found porn on the hdds and prescription meds in most offices. Paranoia hit at first, but all the weird shit I found in their offices made it kek-worthy
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>>710817358
i didnt smoke technically but i unintentionally left a half oz in my bags when i was being driven across southern africa, we went through like 10 borders before i realised that i had it in there lol
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I smoked a mini bong in a studio on the twelfth floor of my school building once. Teacher came in 15 minutes later and was like DAMN smells like weed in here. me - high AF - look and say yeahhh I dont know anything about it.
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In a Blizzard
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In my room at night, with the door open. Even worked out what i was going to say when parents walked in.
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>>710817358
100 year old lighthouse.
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I don't smoke anymore but we used to go all over campus at school
Rooftops were fun, you weren't supposed to have access but a lot of times the doors were unlocked, or there was a window we could get out and then unlock the door. There was also a window from the men's bathroom in one of the buildings to a nice enclosed roof area (no idea what the purpose was to have that there)
We also went to the underground tunnels beneath the campus that connected the football stadium and some of the science buildings, some of the tunnels had dead ends that had rock walls and were more like caves than construction. We would go down there and smoke and it was kind of like an enclosed space, so it was like hotboxing the cave part
Also many times in parking garages in corners where we couldn't be seen from any direction and on enclosed stairwells. The campus had lots of places that just didn't have much foot traffic. There were campus cops but we had so many concealed spots, and it's not like they really were seeking us out either
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>>710838635

That sounds like a really cool place to get stoned!
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>>710817358
In front of the Wakefield police station.
But I have a medical marijuana card...so I wouldnt have gotten too much shit even if they knew
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>>710833813
Nigga just because I smoked at an elementary school doesn't mean I'm 10.
Holy shit I hope you're just stoned as fuck.
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>>710817358
ive smoked blunts in the parking lot of the pentagon
ive smoked at the national mall
ive smoked in front of the white house
ive smoked in front of the capitol
ive smoked at the washington monument
ive smoked in anacostia
ive smoked in baltimore
weirdest place ive ever smoked was inside a bush

im from washington d.c. obviously
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Indianapolis, Indiana.

Crown Hill Cemetary.

Poet James Whitcomb Riley's tomb, at the top of a hill.

Snuck in with some friends in the middle of the night.

Jumped up, and grabbed on at the top of one of the columns, worked our way up on top of the monument.

Highest point in the county. BITCHIN' view of the night skyline.

Pic completely related. (Except it ain't at night.)
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>>710838785
It was. Its a historical landmark. Open on the weekends to walk throughs and the volunteer keepers went on vacation. They left the keys with a friend and well, yeah. Blazed inside the actual light room on a super rainy day. So rad.
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>>710817358
Probably passing a blunt back and forth while taking a walk down a busy street in broad daylight
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>be me
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>>710839244
did you smoke in george bush, jeb bush, or billy bush
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Wandering around a university science hall at night with a friend.

No one there, no security guards, nothing.

Blatantly smoking a joint while wandering the halls, looking for unlocked doors.

Found an unlocked classroom, and we saw a human brain in a jar.

Tripped us the fuck out.
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>>710839635

Sounds like a great experience. Must have been cool vibes (grown heavy with time) in that thing.
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>>710840046
>hur dur did you smoke in george bush, jeb bush, or billy bush?
not
>how did you manage to get away with it?
smh
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Smoking a blunt + pipe hits with a group of 4 mates at in a underground tunnel system located inside a busy hill area
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>>710828982
Kyle?
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>>710817358
i smoke weed wherever the fuck i want because i live in california 7o7 you pussys fuck yall!
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Walked to the southern most part of Lithuania on the Baltic Sea side. Entered Kaliningrad, Russia, via the water. Smoked a joint and pissed in commi water.
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I don't smoke any more but I did a 1 hitter in a bar washroom before closing time once.
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>>710817358
OON THHE STREETS OF FRAN SAN FRANCISCO
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>>710817358
Movie theater
high school walking between classes
Driving next to a cop
I was the typical dumb stoner who smoked every chance he had. Not I only do meth and dmt like the cool kids
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inside snow shuttle that goes between big bear and snow summit and brings snowboarders up to the slopes. everyone got all pissy
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Smoked inside a movie theater while they were live streaming the second presidential debate, bunch of triggered Hilary supporters in the theatre
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a hotel room in a ghetto of myanmar. the blunt was rolled with a 10 to 1 ratio of tobacco to weed to hide the smell from police, and was given to me by a 7th tier shan style swordsman. beat that, faggots
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>>710843198
Theater smoking is always fun. No one knows where's it's coming from but everyone knows some ones smoking.
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At my ex's place. Her mom was a cop
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>>710843305
Yeah me and friend were just laughing at the shit Donald was saying,everyone was mad
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I was living on residence at my university last year and used to go for walks around campus at night. Found a spot where you could access the roof of the second floor of one of the buildings, and then from there climb to the top of the 4th floor. Climbed up one might with a joint and had a great time, listened to music and relaxed. Getting down was a struggle.
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>>710833266
why even share this story i do this multiple times a day
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Hiding in a pile of logs and branches in the middle of a corn field. That was a comfy spot while it lasted.
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In the house of an African drug dealer on a dump in a ghetto of Barcelona.
It was pretty fucked up because we were forced to follow him
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>>710844059
yep, dont go to the neighborhood the drug dealers lead you off las ramblas, i almost got murdered there
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Top of Mt. Rainier, horrible idea don't recommend it.
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>>710844647

I smoked up on Mt. Rainier with my brother. It was a great experience.

What went pear-shaped for you?
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>>710844873
Got a little too high, made for a very interesting climb down. Haha. The best place was probably over in the enchantments.
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>>710817358
Took a hit from my one hitter at my locker and as I was holding it in a teacher walked past. I gave her a nod and waited til she was out of the vicinity to exhale.
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>>710845063

Gotcha. That can happen. Just wanted to make sure good ole Mt. Rainier itself didn't do something funky to you.
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School bathroom
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>>710817561
I found the high on life guy
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>>710843305
>>710843198
Smoking in a movie theatre seems funny as fuck
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>>710828326
You in the 915 you fucking faggot?
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>>710817358
In a car in the middle of a residential court, bordering a park. Either that, or riding shotgun smoking a plastic bong going through highly populated intersections.
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>>710817358
handicap stall in school bathroom
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one that comes to mind was in the back of an SUV at the drive in. X-men was playing and four of us lit up a canon. Everything was going well until the security guard shows up.. "you boys, uh, having a good time?" My friend says in the most non-chalant stoney voice "ohhh yeah" anyways he questioned us while the fucking joint was still burning. we denied it, but he threatened to call the cops. We ended up leaving paranoid as hell. Threw the bag of weed out the window. Went back like a week later and found it chilling on the side of the road.
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>>710817561
Does fiction count?
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left to right is hybrid, indica, sativa
how much of each should I smoke?
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This dabs for you /b/ros. Ive smoked all over. My elementary schools parking lot was probably the sketchiest expierience though.
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>>710817358
In a park by a main road in the middle of the day I guess? It was pretty exposes
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>>710817561
You can't help us buddy
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>>710817358
>Weed smokers
Grow up and get a REAL vice, you right now just have a hobby.
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>>710817358
In the woods with cops around, in the middle of a city parked next to a tour bus with about 2000 people in line for a tech n9ne concert passing joints around, and I've smoked weed while tripping on mushrooms while fishing on kayaks.
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>>710833665
are you american?
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>>710833665
This is true
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>>710817358
Acapulco, Mexico
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