anybody else hype for this? >inb4 just emulate xD
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anybody else hype for this?
>inb4 just emulate xD
just emulate xD
>>710810135
They're actually remaking that thing?
Neat, are they gonna republish all the games again?
>>710810135
Just emulate XD
>>710810135
Why would I be hyped for a tiny replica with emulation software on it, when I have original hardware already?
>>710810135
Why the fuck would you buy that when you can just EMULATE.
>>710810444
It comes out friday for $50
Balloon Fight
Bubble Bobble
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
Double Dragon II: The Revenge
Dr. Mario
Excitebike
Final Fantasy
Galaga
Ghosts'N Goblins
Gradius
Ice Climber
Kid Icarus
Kirby's Adventure
Mario Bros.
Mega Man 2
Metroid
Ninja Gaiden
Pac-Man
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
StarTropics
Super C
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Tecmo Bowl
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
>>710810879
50 dollars? Are you fucking with me?
Absolutely haram.
Enjoy your shitty controller cable length.
>>710810879
or you could spend $0.... if you would emulate
>>710811046
do you thing $50 is a lot of money?
maybe you should get off /b/ and get a job
>>710810879
What they should've done is release a SNES one.
>>710810879
Dang it's like my childhood has come back for a visit, too bad I'm a poor fag.
>>710811287
They will. This thing is going to sell an assload, especially just before xmas and only $50
They would be stupid to not make a snes one
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pt6dCc1.jpg "large[1].jpg")
did they fix the game cartridge issues? if not fuck that
You can buy a famiclone for half a price on Alibaba.
Why the fuck would I buy that when I have all the NES/SNES/GENESIS library already? Emulate or you're just a beta bitch
>>710810135
things just keep getting worse, they can't even make a good new gaming system so they just rerelease the old ones now? lol
>>710810135
nope, I've had the entire catalog not just 30 games for years
>>710811522
That's part of the charm though.
Just like waiting 1,5 hours for a Commodore 64 to boot up a game is part of the experience.
>>710811657
It's easy money. Imagine all the kids that are going to get this for christmas. Nintendo is going to make millions off this emulator
It's more amiibo tier garbage from nintendo targeted at middle aged retards. They could have made it worthwhile but it's a complete piece of shit regardless of anything else.
https://youtu.be/VpVNXPqwKW4
1:25 that cable length is shocking.
>>710810135
just get an NES and an everdrive.. or just emulate XD
Does it have the compatibility range of the top-loader? Because otherwise, I don't give 1 fuck.
>>710811859
Couldn't them at least made them wireless?
>>710811835
maybe but it's also free all over the internet and really old so i don't know how many millennia kids would actually want an old gaming thing they never grew up with
>>710811835
>kids
kids these days will be immediately turned off by the old school graphics and gameplay
this is something nostalgic adults are getting for christmas
>>710812107
This. Most kids will play it for an hour or so and never touch it again.
Shit yeah, looks like some futuristic gaming system!
>>710810879
>only 30 games
If it came with maybe 100 games then I would buy one for $50
>doesn't even have faxanadu or battletoads
>>710812408
Then it would be like $300 because of licensing.
>>710810879
Does it come with all of those games?
>>710812408
Why? You have enough in these 30 games for weeks of gameplay. Months even
quality > quantity
They sell a classic Sega Gen with 80 games built in for $49.
I wouldn't get NES. I'd rather emulate.
If they made a SNES version then I'll definately consider it.
>>710813149
Same tbh or even an N64 one.
>>710811522
is this bait?
all the games are just on the harddrive.
I might get this.
$50 is a drop in the bucket
>>710813339
>hard drive
I presume it's on a rom chip.
>>710810879
>>710810879
>no fucking Karnov
fuck those bitches, Karnov was the best fucking games, ever
>>710813266
Even though I know it can, it's hard for me to accept that an N64 version could actually exist. I feel old.
>>710811282
Kys right now you retarded faggot
>>710810879
>no metal gear
>>710811522
What cartridge issues? I have next-to-never had a problem with this! It's just something dvdfags use to justify half-minute loading times within games.
>>710810135
What if I told you there were a way to play any nes game with a 99% accurate replica of a nes controller for $10 USD
>>710810879
holy fuck
buying.
you can have my emulator and my retropad usb nes controller
>>710812628
>implying that having the same quality but with more makes it worse
quantity of quality > quality
>>710813835
That was what i was thinking lol ...
Just get s fucking usb nes controller
just emulate. OP can't inb4
>>710810135
That console sucked at was boring. Made thousands of games and only like 12 or so of them were any good and half of them were absolutely fucking broken.
With few exceptions, all the same slow and boring fucking platformers.
Sega pwnd the NES. And now, it was the Genesis vs the SNES. The genesis hit the U.S. market several years before the SNES, and it absolutely obliterated the NES.
>>710813530
you mispelled kickle cubicle
>>710814270
Sega pwnd the NES....wat?
>>710810135
yea, Im looking forward to it. its so much better to use the real controller rather than just emulate on a computer or something. and having games downloaded in it is just more convenient. I even have my old NES still but Im getting this anyway
>>710814270
I meant no, it wasn't the genesis vs the SNES
All you nintendo fanboys keep thinking you got a victory by putting the wrong two opponents together. The genesis was on store shelves what? 5, 6 years before the SNES?
>>710810444
the games are downloaded into it. it comes with 30 full games already on it
>>710814270
>That console sucked at was boring
we found someone born after 97
>>710810135
yes but not for the machine itself, moreso the controller so I can use it on my Wii.
going to buy 1 or maybe 2 and keep one to resell. I'm sure the resale price will be nice in a few weeks.
>>710811282
its the price of one game, but youre getting a console and 30 games. how is that bad
>>710810135
just emulate it fucking Nintencuck
itt: nintendrone macnhildren who will buy anything with a nintendo logo on it to relive their shitty childhoods
>>710813835
>>710814085
It's just not the same on an emulator, niggers.
There's this sort of lag that's not... or frames dropping or... it just feels like playing something warm, on something cold
>>710814451
Genesis has BLAST PROCESSORS!!!!
Genesis does what Nintendon't
>>710812185
>this is something nostalgic adults are getting for christmas
damn right
>>710814451
Not how videogame generations work friend.
You are objectively wrong.
>>710813083
Yeah, but half those games included on the console are shitty shovelware games that were never on the Genesis to begin with.
>>710810135
I already got the real NES with over 100 cartridges.
>>710814702
you also have aids you nigger loving faggot fuck
>>710814270
Wrong, wrong and wrong.
>>710814451
Only when you consider the mega drive system and that was in japan. By the time it was renamed the genesis and came to the U.S. it was only a few years apart from the SNES
>>710810135
Looks good but one question: Why no SD card slot?
>>710810135
super fucking hyped
the NES market is stupid expensive. i'm fall for this.
>>710814270
Sega was for fucking dorks who never left their cluttered rooms.
NES was for well adjusted suburbanite kids who played it in the living room and would make out with their girlfriends when their parents were out of the room.
>>710814756
Leave your autism at the door.
Better to buy a raspberry pi 3 and install retro pie.
> implying the Nintendo console isn't running Linux anyway
>>710814756
probrem?
If you don't know why they did this then you were born after 1990. The price point of 50$ is perfect for me to relive the nostalgia of a controller that has given me early arthritis and midi beats that Kanye swore he wrote. I pay more to be beaten with a belt like my dad used to do.
>>710814819
All I know for sure is that by the time the SNES was released, I already had about a dozen games for my genesis.
So no. The genesis and the SNES were not of the same generation, despite what nintendo fanboys like to think.
It's rival was the NES, and it stomped a hole in it's ass.
>>710814917
filthy casuals
What retailers will carry it, and what are the chances it will sell out fast? I plan on getting it if available.
>>710810879
>no Contra
>Mario Bros
JUST
>>710814917
Genesis has better shoot em up type games
Snes had better rpg type games
simple as that
>>710815039
Gensiscame out 4 years later you idiot. That might as well be 20 years when it comes to technology. Here is my slow clap for Gensis being better than SNES
>>710810865
Yeah why the fuck would you pay money for something you actually enjoy?
>>710810135
i have all the games on my emulator from Raspberry pi
>>710815257
I love both of them
Sega was fucking great
Nintendo was fucking great
Now stop being a major faggot with authism
>>710811859
>quick look
>almost 2 hours
>>710815039
Genesis was released in 88 in JP, 89 in NA
SNES was released in 90 in JP, 91 in NA
the NES was released in 83 in JP, and 85 in NA
So the Genesis and the SNES are closer together.
>>710815079
>>710814917
Sega was for gamers.
NES was for filthy casuals.
This is a nostalgia product. It is targeted toward casuals, to enjoy seeing a happy element of their childhood. It's not a product for gamers. Why the fuck would a gamer spend money on old outdated slow 8bit sidescroller games?
Filthy Casual products: Loved and Beloved
Gamers systems = Disposable and Forgettable.
If you love your fucking old ass sega so much, why don't you just play that, faggots? This is a Nintendo, you wouldn't want one. See how easy that is? Fuck right off.
>>710810135
If they just made a fucking lightning-plug controller for an iPad, and charged $50 for that and the app, and $2 per NES ROM, I'd buy that.
Why the fuck does nintenjun insist on being a fucking hardware maker? Make the fucking games people love, shitheads, and leave the hardware moneypit to hardware makers.
>>710814451
And the Nintendo games were still more fun. Sega's problem was always it literally couldn't sign with decent games to save it's ass, despite having superior hardware. There are a dozen games for the Genesis total that don't suck shit.
>>710815953
bc japs are stubborn and know better than everyone and cant be told shit about shit
even when they lose mad money
>>710815669
/thread
>>710815953
Right, because we need another fucking piece of shit to connect to apple garbage.
>>710810865
^^This.
>>710816104
Yeah they had sonic and thought everyone would ditch their entire Nintendo game libraries to buy a whole new system for... fucking what, sonic the hedgehog? the only game 99% of people ever even saw played on one. gay. i don't know how they lasted as long as they did. but then i suck dicks for a living so what do i know.
>>710810135
>inb4 just emulate xD
Kill yourself.
>>710815669
>It is targeted toward casuals
>implying you're some kind of uber pro
Protip, video games are casual.
>>710811282
It's not about being too poor to buy this thing. There is just no point in buying this piece of shit when you can just emulate the nes on your pc.
I could just emulate, but sometimes it's just fun to own a new thing in a shiny box. For $50 the controller is wireless though, right? Please say yes.
No Teenage mutant ninja turtles and or Duck Hunt with the ridiculous gun?? Fuck that, i'd rather a master system with a copy of mortal kombat
>>710816184
you will need many another pieces of shit to connect to apple garbage, bc apple will keep changing the ports until you cant connect anything to anything. enjoy dongle hell.
>>710816492
Haha retro wireless nes, hilarious..
>>710812285
underrated comment... x'D
>>710816417
>logic is fucking hard
IF: I am arguing in favor of NES
AND: I state that NES is for casuals
THEN: I am: a.) some kind of uber pro or b. a casual
Fucking rocket science, I'll admit, but maybe if you think really hard, and click your heels together...
>>710816598
The nostalgia part is about playing the game, not whether or not the controller has a cable on it. It's 2016, shit should be wireless and it should have internet capabilities so you can download more games. Fuck this thing.
>>710810879
> no Dig Dug
shit
>>710816762
lol you in your first semester of polsci101 kiddo? Call me a strawman next.
>>710816762
lol u asshole
>>710810879
>Kid Icarus
>Tecmo Bowl
absolutely
based
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but I'm not going to buy it because I already emulate
also I like SNES more
>>710814270
> hurrr the genesis was out YEARS BEFORE THE SNES DURR
and the nes was out since 85. Don't tell me you are talking master system because that just makes you a bigger nigger.
>>710810135
Yeah I actually want it. I had the original and a joystick and a Game Genie, shitload of games. Many smokey, great times.
>Star Tropics
This was a fucking masterpiece of a game that I don't think got much attention at the time. I remember the instruction book came with some card that you had to soak in water to reveal a hidden message to get you through a puzzle. If you threw it away you were basically fucked.
buy an old wii, add 5000+ games
profit?
>>710814270
And where is your sega gods console now? Maybe consoling your small penis and weak bloodline.
>>710816465
other than, you know, following the law
All of these games except for Mario 3, Mega Man 2 and StarTropics have aged like milk.
Fun for 30 seconds tops.
>>710816812
You sound like a massive faggot
>>710814995
Took the words out of my mouth man. The good ole days
>>710814270
>still being this salty in your 40s that people still like NES better and didn't give a fuck when SEGA bombed
Exactly like I thought sega kids would turn out.
>>710817319
I guess you never actually beat metroid.
>>710817341
you sound upset
>>710810879
>mfw I still have my original system from 1990
>mfw I have most of the titles on that list
Man I forgot how much I love StarTropics! I'm going to go set that shit up right now!
>>710817319
>Metroid
>Castlevania
>TLOZ
>Final Fantasy
>Kid Icarus
>Ghost n Goblins
>Ninja Gaiden
>>710814936
confirmed just has a shitty arm SOC And linux + standard emulation.
early units apparently have some shitty audio and video emulation issues that open source emulators dont. at this point you're honestly just downloading an emulator and getting a shitty USB controller.
>>710811282
I could either spend 50 dollars on this cheap piece of shit or hook up my phone to my tv with a five dollar cord, emulate all this shit, and not be stuck with 10 games I'll never play while still missing out on 10 I want.
>>710817319
Nigger, when was the last time you sat down with a bottle of wine, Super Mario 3, and a fleshlight, and just killed a weekend?
Super Mario 3 is still the greatest game ever made, nostalgic popular opinion or not. Even its creators couldn't top it, with itself, when they tried updating it and rereleasing it. Original A-Version colors and weird fucked up glitches and everything. Good for fucking hours.
Probably won't even play any of the other games.
>>710817514
People generally don't laugh maniacally when they are upset.
>>710810135
Just emulate ExDee
Theres only like 5 good games on that list
>>710817319
Nigger, when was the last time you sat down with a bottle of wine, Super Mario 3, and a fleshlight, and just killed a weekend?
Super Mario 3 is still the greatest game ever made, nostalgic popular opinion or not. Even its creators couldn't top it, with itself, when they tried updating it and rereleasing it. Original A-Version colors and weird fucked up glitches and everything. Good for fucking hours.
Probably won't even play any of the other games on this thing, dgaf.
>>710817671
>>710817705
fuck off captcha
>>710810135
its literally the dumbest shit ever. you will think the nostalgia is cool for like a day and then get bored with it but you will be 50 dollars less rich
>inb4 just emulate xD
why is that bad? its literally what they are doing
Just emulate the consol on your pc...
>>710817630
five dollar cord? haha enjoy your chinese knockoff shit
quality apple cables run at least $20
>>710817630
I could either spend thousands of dollars on a luxury sedan, or steal my neighbors rusty 1970s ten speed schwinn behind his yard shed and ride that to work, and not be stuck with a huge insurance bill I'll never use while still missing out on the hooker blowjobs I still want.
>want to buy one as a neat stocking stuffer for Christmas
>check online to preorder
>all sold out
>probably be out of stock till after Christmas
I done fucked up
>No Joy Mech Fight
>No Yie Ar Kung Fu
>$59.99
>retroachievements.org has emulators with FUCKING ACHIEVEMENTS, for free
it's a 30+ year old console. Just emulate, fam.
>>710817705
>Bottle of wine
>Fleshlight
>Super Mario Bros all weekend
Where's the rope?
>>710817630
it's fifty bucks you tard
i spent more than that on a pizza and a couple beers for lunch and I wasn't even hungry, I was just in a good conversation at the bar and wanted an excuse to stick around for a bit.
Get a job you fucking schoolchild. Learn how little value stagnant money actually has.
>>710811522
some guy where I live has started making nes cartridge harmonicas
>>710818238
kek anon knows how to party
>>710818124
>people are actually dumb enough to buy this when you can play all those games on your phone
the big wigs at nintendo must make up laughing every day because of how retarde their customers are
>>710814491
what do you put into the mini cartridge slot then?
>>710818333
that's fucking awesome
i want one!
>>710810865
Because most emulators are POS and even when they work, it's limited? And because maybe for a few bucks you could say "thanks" to the people who created and manufactured your game cartridge?
>>710818464
There is no cartridge slot.
>>710810135
wait, does it require a tv to use?
cause I just gave away my big tv, resolved to never get another one.
*sigh* back to emulating
>>710818605
its HDMI
>>710818428
plenty of people have stable jobs and can afford to pay for the convenience and authentic controllers
stay in school and maybe you'll be one of them one day anon
>>710818521
Not millenials.
They deserve everything for free. Money to pay for the creation of things just comes from the ether.
>>710818292
$50 is $50 fam. You can buy the console if you're that wet for Nintendo. Meanwhile, everyone else emulates the thing on their pcs.
>>710818547
YOU MEAN IT'S FAKE?????
DISGUSTING!
>>710818521
this is a shitty emulator that is worse than most you can download.
the people who created and manufactured the original console and games left the company or retired long ago.
I've got my original NES, I'll use that if I want to play it how it should be played. if I want convenience I'll use a good emulator.
>>710818668
oooh wait... could plug into a VR headset...
>>710818744
Oh yeah who doesnt like using the keyboard as a controller
>>710818521
They've been re-re-re-releasing their games for the past century. How many times must buy the same game before Nintendo is satisfied?
>>710818045
>apple cables
Found yer problem right there buckaroo
>>710818063
If that piece of shit is a luxury sedan for you then you've got a fucked perspective on life. It's more like buying a beat up 2001 Honda Civic with no options off the lot for 5k instead of giving a friend 500 bucks for his 1998 Honda Accord with a leather interior and a fucked up paint job. Either way it's going to run the same cause it's a fucking Honda.
>>710818292
>pizza at a bar
Do you generally go out of your way to lick asshole or was it just an accident?
>>710818867
You're an idiot if you play these retro games with your keyboard kekkkles.
>>710818867
Using the keyboard as a controller isn't too bad for some games. But I find it sucks for sports games and fighting games.
>>710810135
I don't like how few games it has. There's no reason they couldn't load something that size up with their entire NES library.
>>710818708
its not a matter of having the money, its a matter of not spending money on dumb shit you will probably use once and then never look at again
I have the money for buy a set of the original duel lands in magic the gathering but im not going to because spending hundreds of dollars on a card is retarded
>>710817580
I love how people act like it's SO HARD to buy the old games, too.
>>710813083
I have one. The audio quality sucks and 40 of those games are, as aforementioned, are horrendous shovelware.
I mostly use it to play Fatal Labyrinth.
>>710818867
Peasant confirmed. You can play these games on your pc using controllers.
>>710818521
Nigger you know how many times nintendo has resold these damn games? You think James Dubber from the origional Galaga still sees a check when you buy the game? Dumb shit.
>>710818744
>>710818428
>>710818124
>>710817684
because:
>>710818521
>>710814600
looking at your pc screen emulating is not the same
>>710819273
Agreed. And if you're not playing the new NES on a CRT then you might as well be emulating
>>710819273
>looking at your pc screen emulating is not the same
You can hook up your PC to an HDMI screen and get the exact same experience as the Mini NES
>>710819273
My gosh you're a fucking idiot. I'm sure now you don't own a pc.
>>710814513
MODS
>>710819273
Not the same as what? Using the shitty ass tv I had in 1991?
>>710815039
The Sega Master System was the competitor to the Nintendo Entertainment System.
The Sega Genesis/Mega Drive was the competitor to the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
The Sega Saturn was the competitor to the Playstation
The Sega Dream Cast was the competitor to the Playstation 2.
Sega was just cutting edge, so they were the first of the new generations.
>>710819399
I don't think you can play it on an old CRT, though I'm not exactly sure on that.....
>>710819545
To be fair those games were designed for display on CRT not LCD, by people working on CRT monitors
>>710818982
The brewery has a bar. It also has a restaurant that makes the best pizza in a hundred miles.
Maybe if you grow up someday you'll quit going to shitty dive bars full of angsty horny 20-somethings and college kids, and actually be an adult, in a place where adults go to be adults.
>>710819273
you do realize that the classic thing is literally just a box running an emulator on it right? it is quite literally the same thing as if you were doing it on your PC with the small change of the fact that it looks like an NES which probably cost all of 10 cents to make in china with shit plastic but they are making you pay 50 buck. meanwhile you could accomplish the same fucking nostalgia feeling by taping a picture of an NES on a toaster and putting it in front of your TV
you are a fucking idiot if you buy this and no amount of deluded rationalizing will make you not a retard
>>710819688
KYS
>>710819688
Dude you sound like a try hard faggot.
Everyone knows you get wings or poutine at bars.
Pizza at a bar is fucking aspie.
>>710819520
Yeah, I would have an opinion on this and spend time arguing about it, without having done it or owning a pc.
I just literally have nothing else in the entire universe to think about or do.
To everyone who's argument is "It's only 50 pleb" why don't you just send me the 50?
You'll get jewed the exact same amount, but this time when you waste your money for nothing, you'll be aware of it.
>>710819969
>poutine
Fucking Canadians.
Ive been to your shitty bars. I've also been to your shitty restaurants. And you know what, the food wasn't any better than at your shitty bars.
>>710819995
This.
Can you load shit onto it?
I wanna load the Super Mario Bros rom hack where Mario is a KKK dude and the badguys are all in blackface, or like the one where it's all weed themed.
>>710820117
Fine. Wings or Nachos.
>>710819688
Nigger I live in New York. There is every type of bar here imaginable. Never /ever/ have I heard of anyone getting pizza at a bar. Only a complete retard would think of it.
But go on, you're an adult. Go be adult enough to make your own terrible decisions.
>>710819944
You're in a thread full of people old enough to be arguing about NES vs Genesis, and you're making arguments a teenager would make.
Either you're developmentally retarded, or you're lost and wandered into the wrong bread. Either way, go snack on penis.
>>710816465
> It's not about being too poor to buy this thing. There is just no point in buying this piece of shit when you can just emulate the nes on your pc.
Some people want to play this sitting on their couch, having a relaxed time with their FAMILY, you lonely fucking NEET. also check'em
Fuck this. I wouldn't buy the console. Maybe that'll stop them from re-re-re-releasing their games.
>>710819846
except it's going to run the games in 1080p hd. The filter options are neat
>>710820310
You can get pizza at bars here. Montréal, btw
Fuck this thing, there's about 11titles on it worth fucking around with for about an hour each and then you'll be bored and want to play something good on current gen.
It's gonna sell like fucking hotcakes though.
>>710820310
lol
>>710820469
nobody cares what you do or don't do
least of all nintendo
>>710820449
Then emulate on your cell phone
>>710820310
Only a fatass would argue over food in a Nintendo thread.
>>710818734
nobody who made those games is still in the industry, except shigeru who is no longer the same man.
>>710820449
No one wants to play with their family.
Most of all your family doesn't want to play with you.
Friends might, but half the fun of it is playing the real deal on the real console with real carts. Having a real game collection.
Buying a Chinese press and post piece of shit like this won't get the juices flowing that you're looking for.
>>710820310
wat
He's not talking about a martini bar you tard.
>>710820491
I'm not saying that they don't make pizza. I'm saying that you shouldn't get pizza. Unless the bar has some kind of theme (I dated this chick who was really into sushi and we had to go to this upscale sushi bar with sake and the whole motif) you should be getting wings, nachos, burgers, that kinda stuff.
>>710820570
Fight me, I'll fucking eat you
>>710820586
Whatever gets you through the night baby.
>>710820726
>bar always means a hole in the wall with premade frozen shit in a box
There's one that plays every game system up until disks, and has slots for original, advanced, and sd game-boy cartridges. It uses any of the controllers from any of the systems or you can use a playstation or 360 controller. Streams HD 1080p to your TV or monitor and is portable. I think it's like 150-200 dollars though and I forget the name
>>710820795
I'll just walk up the stairs, or a gently sloping hill.
>>710820672
He was talking about how "adults go to adult places to be adult." Obviously it was code of gay martini bar.
>>710820310
That's because your pizzas suck shit. I wouldn't order a fucking pizza in a bar there either. OR ANYWHERE.
Seriously, you guys know fuck all about pizza.
>>710818814
Bet you whoever extracts the emulator will have the best NES emulator ever made.
>>710810135
But it is a fucking emulator. Instead of using your PC to play them for free, you buy a emulator box and then have to buy the rest of the games digitally.
Just pay someone to make you a NES themed computer tower and buy a fucking NES usb controller. Fucking normies gtfo
>>710820873
Yeah and you have to buy the games. It's also known for running most games like shit
>>710820491
>8bit
>1080p
you are an idiot
>>710820310
What the hell kind of fag bars are you going to?! Pizza and beer is like burger and fries, are you even old enough to drink?
>>710820946
Just steal it from the store since you're not paying for the games anyway.
>>710820893
I'm faster than Usain Bolt when there's food on the line
>>710820932
You some kind of Chicago dickhead?
>>710820946
These games have been upscaled by Nintendo themselves. The games are going to run 1080p. They added nice filter options
go google the visual differences. It's worth the $50
>>710820932
>NY
>shitty pizza
>U NO LIEK MUH SKINNY BURNED PIZZA???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3X403kH0
>>710821056
You go to a pizza place for pizza. Jesus. Try going to NY before you talk
>>710820310
lol remind me to never ever go go New York.
As if I needed another reason...
>>710821163
I would never run an NES on a Flatscreen anyway.
The CRT is a huge part of the feel.
You people don't get it.
It's the same reason people like old cars, even if they're out performed by newer ones.
It's all about the experience.
Linux board, hardwired 30 games, no additional storage for new games. Raspberry pi with retropi, or any android media player / smartphone and emulate.
This is now a pizza thread
>>710810879
shit donkey kong, i might just buy this fuck it.
>>710810135
Guarantee this will be the next tickle me Elmo. Look for $500 ones on eBay soon.
>>710821364
They added a crt filters for fags like you. I played it on crt, sure it was nice but it looks nicer on flatscreen. Quit being a nostalgia bitch
I don't play shit too much, but I just checked. I have 124 games for my emulator, and I didn't pay a cent for them.
This shit is gay and faggot for hipsters and shithead kids who didn't grow up with the OG shit.
It's like a glorified plug n play system
>>710821294
But anon, why the fuck would I want to spend a minute more than I have to in that overcrowded polluted miserable human cesspool?
>>710820406
It wasn't a comment it was advice
>>710821597
Because a 9 anywhere else is a 6 here
>>710821518
I had an original NES but I'm still buying this. $50 is nothing. Give me your skype name and I'll wipe my ass live on cam with $50
>>710810135
It is an emulator man. It even uses the exact same files.
just emulate xD
>>710810135
do want. will wait for reviews. hope they do the snes next.
>>710810879
>StarTropics
>Triggered
>>710821518
>downloaded with mommy's internet
Such a badass.
>>710821757
How about I give you my paypal and you just send it to me instead? Could buy me a game on steam if that works. You're the idiot with no concept of the value of money
>>710820726
>going to a premium brewery
>trying to order junk food because you think there's a social moray you're afraid of crossing
You would do this, and think like this, if you were still a child in your twenties. Grow up.
>>710810135
I still have my original NES from 1986 when I was a rugrat. It still works.
>>710810687
This tbh.
I'll never give mine up
>>710821891
>said by the guy wasting time on 4chan
If $50 is such a big deal you really need to reevaluate your life.
>>710810687
Yeah same here like playing on my old hardware
>>710811287
I'm waiting for the Wii-U re-release.
>>710821752
sure if you like jews
or whores
>>710821479
It doesn't look nicer and no filter can accurately emulate it.
The future is cold.
LED will never compare to incandescent.
Electric Motors will never compare to ICE.
TN will never compare to CRT.
Forced air will never compare to base board.
Automatic will never compare to manual.
Plastics will never compare to metals or woods
Composites will never compare to granites
You don't get it.
You think things are getting better, but they're mostly getting worse.
In 40 years you'll be saying how direct transmission VR doesn't compare to VR headsets.
>>710814600
You know that is tied to the type of screen you are using. If you hook this thing up to a new tv or monitor you will experience the smae thing.
>>710821757
ill wipe my ass with 100 go first anon,
>>710818097
there will be piles at walmart dont bother worrying. they cost 5$ to make. there's no reason they would release with short supply before xmas
>>710821992
It's 11 on a sunday night. Eat a dick.
But seriously, if 50 dollars is nothing just give it to me. Or are you full of shit?
>>710822180
People said the same shit about beanie babies, Elmo, furby, Xbox 360, ps3, etc.
Fuck, Nintendo sure likes to re-release their games a lot. This marks the 10th time they re-release nes games right?
>>710821922
Pizza is "junk food" you cuck.
Pizza is not bar food.
Pizza is party food, that's why pizza goes with beer.
>>710821922
When did pizza become sophisticated oh grizzled old master? Lemme guess, you just turned 31 and are so frightened by your own mortality you're over compensating.
>>710821891
>omg fifty dollars
This is a kids perspective. I budget between $100-$120 per diem spending cash. I'm not even remotely wealthy, and I expect to spend this every day on basic consumables.
This is just the cost of adulthood. Spending $110 a day on average, guess how much of a shit I give if $50 of that is on a cool toy that gives me 10min of enjoyment.
I probably round off more money than that on lunch tips in a week and don't even bother adding it up.
If you think you're saving money by saving $50, you are a kid.
>>710822334
>time isn't valuable all the time
Why would I give some fat neet $50? You're just going to be some faggot weeb game and beat off to the crudely drawn girls in it. The news reboot is worth $50 to me, you're not. There's a difference.
>People still fans of Startropics
>It has any replayability value
I know people who have seen every episode of Friendship is Magic who think that shit was gay.
>>710822532
Keep guessing.
>>710822130
manual will never compare to horse drawn carriage
smartphones will never compare to abacus
medicine will never compare to dying in your 30s as god intended
man the present sucks
>>710822539
>I spend over $35k a year on random shit
No the fuck you don't.
>>710822080
I am a jew so I don't mind em. Also, if you go to the city itself there's all sorts so it's hard to meet a nice jewess. Or a quality whore.
>>710822539
okay rich guy just dont go crying when you wife asks you why you dont live in a big house with a nice luxury car.
>>710822130
All true and solid points.
Anyone know if contra is on there? Because if contra's not, i'm out
>>710822476
A $50 pizza is a gourmet pie, not junk food.
>fucking kids don't even know about good pizza.
why even live?
lel, most of those games aren't worth 50 cents, let alone fucking 2 bucks each.
Huge waste of money.
>>710822763
the 30 games were posted you fucking mong
>>710822334
i don't want to spend my precious time dealing with sending you money
i'd rather spend it browsing /b/
>>710821922
stop using uncommonly used words to attempt to sound intelligent
we know youre a fucktard nigger still living with mommy and daddy
This garbage is worth $10 tops.
>>710822827
>only sees 20 posted
>claims to say all 30 were
>show me
>>710822949
But that's a Nintendo system, not your mom.
>>710822687
>not understanding there is more than just the way your own shitty life is lived
>and some of those ways are actually better
>complaining about it
>insisting everyone do it your way everywhere
>is a jew
Well what a total fucking surprise.
>>710820449
>his pc doesn't connect to his tv
How's the future treating you, gramps? You guys get color tv yet?
>>710822540
Leisure time is valuable. It helps maximize the time you spend working. But I'm sure a smart businessman like yourself knows that already.
You're shitting on money, not spending it. So why not shit in my direction? Oh, I know, because you're a 15 year old who couldn't cobble together twenty dollars if his life depended on it.
>>710822949
yea 10$ too bad you cant afford that.
Why not just emulate nes games on your pc? Genuinely confused...
>>710822882
lol
what uncommonly used word?
I'm looking, and I don't even see one. I'm writing at no greater than a 3rd grade level. Are you 8?
>>710810879
can you add more games to it?
>>710823001
see
>>710810879
fucking retard
>>710823052
kek
>>710823179
It's not the same, you fucking dick!
>>710821752
nyc is full of liberal niggers aids and fail
everything youve posted proves my point
>>710821752
You talking about dick sizes?
>>710823091
because he gets nothign for shitting it in your direction
he at least gets a fuckin game for shitting it in theirs
if you were capable of thinking about someone other than yourself for two entire seconds you'd be able to string that idea together and realize what a typcial selfish mooching millenial you're being.
>>710823091
Sure thing champ. You're so fucking poor you're begging multiple times for $50. Nice "leisure" time. $50 to enjoy a game I grew up playing is nothing to me. You, on the other hand, are just a poor, desperate neet pretending like you actually have money, a job, and don't live in a 10x10 room on a fold out sofa.
>>710810135
Yes. A thousand times yes.
I've always wanted to play the games of my childhood. I was 7 when the NES came out. We also got the little robot that came with it.
So many hours of fun. I'd love to play all those games again.
>>710822614
>manual will never compare to horse drawn carriage
It won't that's why we've still got carriages.
How embarrassing would it be if someone made a car that had big plastic horses over the front axel?
>Yeah this is my carriage, I love carriages, carriages are cool, this is just better because it's faster and smells better!
Don't shit on the past, enjoy the past.
>smartphones will never compare to abacus
That's like saying a cucumber will never compare to a rat. They're entirely different things.
And see above.
>medicine will never compare to dying in your 30s as god intended
You aren't as smart as you think, through out all of recorded history, if you made it to your 20's, you were likely going to live past your 60's.
And modern medicine is not as fantastic as you think it is. Modern medicine has a long long history of turning out to be the worst thing possible. Ever watched late night TV? Every drug that was popular 10 years ago is now under huge lawsuits.
>man the present sucks
The Present doesn't suck, emulating the past with the present does suck.
>>710810135
or just emulate
>but I want to pay money to have a system and use the classic controller
kek
>>710822539
>I'm not even remotely wealthy
>middle class 46k-140k
>spends 36k a year on nothing
Yeah, maybe try doing some math before you tell your friends on /b/ how rich your dad is next time
You guys have fun with that, I'll be playing Wilford Brimley Battle on my PC.
>>710810879
Wait, Mario Bros is not the same as Super Mario Bros?
>>710822847
>blah blah blah I don't have it
