ITT: Weirdest place you had masturbated. The library.
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ITT: Weirdest place you had masturbated.
The library.
>>710792939
In the butt
neighbors yard
stripped naked
took black lace panties from clothes line
hard n veinie poking out the leg hole
fapped n blew all over the concrete
put panties back on clothes line
got dressed
went out and bought subway lunch
in a car while my parents were in walmart
When I was 12, I went to my Mom's office with her. It was a Saturday, so not many people were there. The second floor was been renovated, so I snuck up there, sat in a chair, spit on my dick, furiously jerked my shit, and busted a nut all over the floor.
In high school, in the library storeroom. Was sorting books with another girl and would jerk off to the sound of her voice.
in a forest
my aunts bedroom
not weird but I did at my job in boss/administration bathroom
Civil Air Patrol Honor Guard Academy in the showers with only a curtain separating showers and other cadets waiting to take a shower. Academy was 2 weeks so it was a pretty big load
I had sex in a moonbounce.
Rented for my 6 year old brothers b'day party. Dudes we rented it from didn't show up to pick it up so we kept it in our backyard overnight. We were chilling just having a good time late at night and one thing led to another. Wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be.
When I was in middle school I spent the night at my friend's house and snuck into his sister's room. Shoved her dirty panties in my face and came on her towel. I ended up stealing the panties and jerking off into them a few more times before I eventually threw them out.
8th grade math class
Porta-john at a construction site,
Was in Afghanistan (air force) they have these bunkers so i faped in one
>>710794857
Are you me?
>>710792939
Driver's Ed in high school
>>710792939
same op, but not the weirdest place
my grandmothers funeral, in the church bathroom. i felt bad afterwards
On 4chan
>>710792939
In class, seventh and eighth grade
On vacation swimming in a lake. It's really difficult to jerk off when you are floating in a lake, for some reason. Also, the sound of relatives in the distance is a turn-off. Didn't get off, as far as I can remember. The end.
Fapped on my way home from a party, while it was pitch dark outside, while walking
work
Gas station bathroom halfway through a really shitty first date.
in a khols dressing room, it was empty and was the womens room, someone left a pair of yoga pants i put them on, and fapped to the thought of a women having tried them on. (my ass also looked killer) ive done the same in a target while wearing a sundress that zipped up and had yellow daisy prints on it
>>710799877
I support your right to fap in the changing room of your choice.
Once in a bush next to a church and I was on holiday when I turned 16 and I managed to get one out in the same room as my mom one night, not sure why I didn't just use the bathroom, seemed like a challenge at the time haha.
Back when I was in high school, physics class, I was sitting in the back of the class and was surrounded by the hottest girls in my class (they were sitting in front of me). One of them leaned forward to grab something in her bad and i caught a peek down her shirt. Was able to see her tits and nipples.
>instahard.jpg
At that time I was able to quickly cum just by rubbing the underside of my penis so it took me about 5 minutes to nut. By the end of the class it was all dried up (also it was the last class of the day) so I just left, got in my car and drove home.
>>710799877
Fuck is wrong with you
Dubs decide if I kill myself
Trips and I will stream
In a 14 person hostel room, was really late and everyone was sleeping (i think).
There was these two hot as fuck dutch girls there.
>>710800077
thanks! ive thought of being a sissy or becoming trans but idk yet, its been a few years since ive done that
In a Sami tent (Lavvu) while it was -43 degrees outside up in the mountains in northern Sweden.
Had to keep warm somehow.
And when I was younger (12-13) I would sit in a tree close to the girls gym locker room after school had ended, the last class to end on Thursdays was one year older and I had a sneaky whole I could just barely see through in the ventilation. Must have cum 100 times up in that tree watching them change in there.
They tore the building down due to mold or something.. I was heart broken.
>>710800233
nothing just a bit crazy, probably gender confused but idk
Masturbated in a band practice room constantly. I was always getting put in there because I was behind everyone skill wise (just joined band), but had to be in the same grade level class.
Lot's of time by myself, and the way the place was designed, someone always had to come through a door, which would alert and give me enough time to pull my pants up.
On my bike in the woods, in class a few times(mental masturbation, no touching), on couch in front of two french doors in middle of day, in car through hole that leads into my hoodie's pocket, under blanket when at movie, school bathroom...
I think that's it.
>>710800686
>mental masturbation, no touching
>>710792939
In my 12th Grade English class, circa 2007.
>>710792939
middle of fifth grade science class
back of moving van with my dad driving, it had a headboard that cut the cab off from the back
also i was lying on boxes of fruit
In front of my friend
on the couch beside my mom
>>710792939
in the bathroom when visiting relatives
Behind a giant snow hill near my house, made a hole to hide in
A haunted house.
The Computer Lit room in my High School.
A public pool, while people swam...lol
>>710801810
>haunted house
elaborate
>>710801574
More info pls
Also, when I was in high school, I waited until everyone was gone, got naked and got up on the stage and jerked it while fantasizing that the empty, dark auditorium was full of people
Left my load onstage, felt victorious
>>710801810
The County Jail(in the shower)
Work(in the bathroom)
High school party everyone pass out drunk. Girl sleeping on couch jerked off touching my dick to her ass hand and pre cum on her face
who else here faps in bed and then cums into the sheets?
>>710802025
High school watching porn in his room was hard as a rock just started Jerking it hoping at worse he would just do the same. He did not. Just watched me cum on a towel his mom had to wash.
>>710802191
13 sleeping at friends 1u year old sister out for the night. Friend goes to sleep went in sisters room grabbed a pair of panties climbed into her bed under the covers cummed everywhere put panties back never heard anything about it
>>710802191
does the smell not effect you?
>>710802474
17***
>>710792939
while floating around in a lake
>>710802504
To this thread
>>710792939
in class around 20+ students
>>710802477
*affect
My 7th grade art class
>>710794851
fapped in someone's stairwell
it was pretty awesome, seeing as if they were to come out(at like 2 in the morning) they'd catch me, but would also be really uncomfortable explaining to people, and the cops.
>>710792939
The basement of a church.
Masturbated, had a blowjob done, and even attempted sex for like 30 seconds before someone messed with the door and we had to stop. It was weird as shit, but god damn if it wasn't great.
>>710802477
not really tbh, maybe im just used to it
A lot in my car But once when I was a tinager I did it on the roof of a hospital. Uncle laid dying from liver disease ( drunk ) the hospital had a garden area with benches and I went up and knocked one out. Blew my load on some roses.
>>710803482
do you have white sheets? take pic
Lawyers office, had to sign divorce paperwork, and he stepped out for 35ish minutes. launched my load into his plants.
>>710794857
Under a coat in the backseat of my dad's car, with my sister's help to be discreet
>>710804033
kek
>>710803888
no theyre colorful
>>710804451
take pic
>>710804033
he probably smelt it afterwards
>>710792939
in a school bus when i was a junior high school student, i was alone and nobody was around, it was a saturday and the bus driver forgot to lock the bus
when I was 14 or 15 I went through a phase of going in my sister's room when I was home alone then dressing up in her clothes and fapping in front of the mirror, does that count?
>>710792939
when i was a teenager i was a horny devil and jacked off all over the place,
>>710802477
it smells good
>>710792939
School exam hall without my hands
In my house
My ex-gf kept texting me pics of herself shoving a vibrator up her ass. So I started stroking myself through my pants.
I was sitting in the passenger seat while my dad was driving, and my mom and grandma were in the back seats.
>inb4 post pics - this was like 6 years ago, don't have the phone or pics anymore
>>710798820
vickers?
>>710802191
>hump quilt, cum
>fall asleep from post-fap haze
>covered in cum
Community Nun's house
Pd: idk how its named
>>710792939 The car on a 4 hour drive back from a business trip
>>710796392
Did you ever fuck her?
In a plane in my seat
>>710792939
>Be me, 20 yo in Iraq.
>Stuck on some bullshit TCP at like 3am in the gunner's hatch on a Humvee.
>Getting sleepy.
>Remember stories about guys staying awake on guard duty in Korea by jerking off.
>soundgood.gif
>Hit my carrot thinking about some skinny blonde and the blue skirt she used to wear from time to time.
>Getting close to busting and grab the roll of TP we kept in case of emergencies.
>Let 'er rip.
>Create a few tissue tombstones and toss them in the back seats.
>Finally head back to base at dawn.
>Clearing all our shit out for the next squad.
>See my squad leader picking up various pieces of trash from the Humvee.
>ohshithno.jpg
>As he grabs my leftovers I try to stop him but it's too late. He palms all my dead babies.
>Holler to him that it's a bad idea.
>Looks at me and realizes that the tp he's grabbing is the result of my self what-have-you.
>War cry ensues. He's not amused.
>Mfw my Sergeant grabbed my cum rag.
>>710800234
I disapprove of suicide but you can't continue to live so shamefull.
I got bored when i was hiking and didnt wanna walk anymore but my friends did so i fapped while i waited on the trail
in a chapel
right behind the altar where the dry bread and empty wine bottles were
used some really nice silk robe to wipe my dick clean and it felt really nice
Friend's ex-girlfriends bedroom. Although she was there. And giving me a handjob. Does that count?
I can't believe it's been 30 years since I first beat off with the handle of some scissors in bedroom. I remember I got scared, because. Wasn't sure what had happened after I came.
>>710805586
>mfw when my Seargent grabbed my cum rag
>my Seargent grabbed my cum rag
>my Seargent
That's how you end up getting PT until you forget how to smile.
>>710797933
You had sex with your 6 year old brother?
While drivng. Just once. Otherwise, just normal places. I was pretty safe about it. I used to play pkmn frlg on my commute too, which was probably less safe.
>>710806148
Is she hot? Post pics
>>710806320
We gotta have a talk. Scissors? Please expand.
restroom at a ski lodge
the roof of the apartment building next to mine
on an airplane
bed of my parent's pickup truck
at my desk with my roommate across our dorm (he couldn't see)
restroom of my office floor
while driving
>>710806475
Been a while, bro. 2006. We fucked a couple of times after but grew apart.
She did send me tit pics to a long forgotten g-mail though. Shit was cash.
Now shes married to a super ugly guy and has a kid.
>>710806481
The handle where you put your fingers (not thumb) was big enough for me to fit my 12 year old wiener through. I just started moving them up and down and before I knew what was happening, I came. Shortly after, my dick grew bigger and I couldn't use the scissors anymore.
Church library. Twice. I don't regret it.
>>710806850
But it's just a narrow handle. I mean, I guess, but how in the blue fuck did you realize this as a point of sexual relief?
>>710792939
In my wife's vagina.
>>710799150
>Be soldier me 10 years ago
>Just landed in Iraq after month jackin' it in shitty porta-shitters in Kuwait for a few weeks
>C-130 gets shot at by Katyusha rockets while on approach
>Pilots evasive maneuvers like a boss
>Do hard emergency landing
>Get off plane, mortars start not even minutes later
fuckthisshit.jpg
>After mortar attacks, get to CHU with buddies
>Tell buddy gotta jack it after that shit because of stress and shit and fuck this shit
>Set up poncho and proceed to fap
>Cum in PT sock
>Zero fucks given that day
Worst (best?) fap session ever
On a stage while sleeping at a music venue for the night
kchan.eu !!!!
BEST CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710807191
Just being a kid. I was super horny and laying around my bedroom naked, rubbing my dick with toys and stuffed animals and stuff. I just got the idea to do that with the scissors.. it was almost instinctual. It felt awesome
>>710805586
>>710807473
My nigga
>>710807621
Hey man, whatever works.
>>710792939
my dad's desk
Either on an airplane or between my cousin and her friend when were maybe 15...
>>710792939
In middle school, on the bus ride home.
>>710807939
were you the driver?
It's not one of my weirdest but my niece helped me in a trip with my parents. Yes on a car, and she was too fukin bad, It took like, 1 hour maybe.
Back of a movie theater at a cousin's birthday party. Kung Fu Panda. Wasn't jilling off to anything in particular, was just bored.
>>710808123
Your niece?
>>710808046
Top kek
i used to work the projector at the church next door to my house and jerked it several times during a sermon, I was completely closed off except for the window looking out and had an excellent view of the the pastor's wife's and daughters cleavage. I was about 15
>>710792939
the optometrist room where they go
>which one is better one or two...................................................
one? or two?
>>710808484
Well, which was better, one? Or Two?
>>710808046
kek
San Diego California
>>710808318
Yeah, she is like, just 10 years apart.
>>710808602
yes
>>710792939
The backseat of the car while my dad was driving
Not necessarily masturbated. But I got a blowjob in a dark corner of the African American history exhibit in the field museum.
>>710807621
>be me, 10 yo
>summer day, no school
>have breakfast
>nothing to do, so I went and turned on the DVD player
>pop out a Heidi/Marco dvd from its case
>domt know why, but ended putting my lil dick inside the hile
>wtfdidijustdone.jpg
>try to take it out
>wont come out cos it begining to swolen
>freak the fuck out, thinking of the posible mutilation of my dickie
>finally getting it out
>stick dvd inside player
>have a blast with Marcos adventures
>>710792939
>Weirdest place you had masturbated.
While doing over 80 mph on the I-90. I didn't whip it out, though, so I blew in my boxers and had to pull off at a rest stop to clean up. Nasty.
>>710809511
>African American history
You mean nigger?
>>710810369
>10 yo
>DVD player
Fuck, I'm getting old.
>>710810579
Where on I-90? Beat my dick on that interstate too.
Like 25 feet up in a tree.
In bed next to my mom.
>>710810600
Obviously, but for the sake of keeping my anectode accurate I opted for the term the museum chose to use.
>be 13
>in history class with Mrs Milf
>titslikeboulders.doc
>assemble erection
>give it more strokes than Kirk Douglas
>mfw cummed in boxers in the front row and no one noticed
the elementary bathroom or the science lab
>>710792939
>ITT: Weirdest place you had masturbated.
?In the butt.
I once pulled my pesnibis out while I was in burger king
>>710792939
I jerked off in the backseat of thr car, while my dad was driving. It was a Lincoln towncar and I'm like 50/50 on him finding out about it or not.
Once in a mosque while the head priest or imam whatever was praying in the room right next to me, and there was a window seperating the rooms eith blings on it. When I cane I stood up and finished in a napkin, but I looked through the window and saw him and am pretty sure he saw me because of the angle (he was sitting on the floor I was standing)
Not so much weird, as unique, at least for me:
In New Mexico, on the Navajo Indian reservation.
Hiked up on a mesa, and found a nice spot in the sun.
Felt great to be naked and jerking off in the outdoors.
>>710792939
In your mother's mouth!
in a subway tunnel
>>710811876
Libary
Friends mom room with her panties
Friends room while hes sleeping
>>710806378
Toppest kek
In highschool during class. Was sitting in front of this girl facing her on the other side of the desk. Hand down my pants stroking.
On the train.
back of my 11th grade science class. I was the furthest at the back behind a lab bench. Huh, I have never told anyone that before.
In my parked car. Staring at teenage girls.
completely nude in a hotel sauna by the pool. Was exhilarating but felt much shame after.
Also, pool had 3-4 people using it.
The shitters in a C-17 Globemaster and a C-5 Galaxy
>>710792939
Twin Towers. The 2 years later 9/11 happened.
>>710792939
Band Class.
>>710792939
on an airplane in the sky
back yard of people whose garden I'm watering
in a bathroom while I'm babysitting a kid
>>710792939
Parking lot while people were walking past.
>>710804438
How'd she help?
>>710800077
Kek
>>710792939
Porta-potty. a homeless guy caught me and called me sharpshooter
>>710792939
Driving through the mountains from Reno to Sacramento. At midnight.
>>710805586
What did he do to you?
driving west of my city to make one of many rural deliveries. decided to fap through my pants as I drove because I couldn't get dirty shit out of my head.
>>710792939
In the bathroom right after I stepped down from my piano recital when I was 11
I was hunting 30 feet in a tree(tree stand) and let 'er rip. About 10-15 minuts later a Deer went in front of me, but i was to tired to pull the bow back
>>710792939
crouched over in a bathroom stall in the tokyo museum of modern art
>be me
>sixth grade
>ugly teacher but id still smash (thicc af)
>horny
>class is watching movie
>im sitting in the back
>boner
>touch it
>profit
>>710792939
airplane bathroom
Today I did it in a park bathroom immediately after taking a liquid shit
inside a historical monument.
castle on top of a mountain in greece.
forgot what it's called correctly
>>710792939
In the gym showers at a health club
Also a shopping center parking lot while in a car but i didnt finish so it doesnt count
>>710817794
oh, i also remembered, inside of a hedge-maze in a attraction park in germany.
i was like 14 at the time, just recently descovered the whole thing
Flapped and came massively in my hand whilst stood over my step mother who was asleep under one of those sun bed things. She was totally naked and I was about 14. Diamond just thinking about it.
In a stall at an athletic club.
Should have been OK, but some faggot figured it out, and he poked his head over the top of the door, and caught me going at it.
"Ohh, that's pretty," he said.
Ruined my boner. :-\
>>710815639
Were you the Teacher?
>>710815879
The Principal?
>>710816638
was the door open?
>>710792939
In the middle of class
>>710817189
thats called driving boner, and its common. think about that the next time youre on a long drive with a bunch of other guys.
>>710818586
Nah. Was in college at the time, scoping out the teenies at the local high school. Why, I don't know. Not as if there wasn't endless gorgeous pussy all over the college campus.
At my boyfriends house while he played with my tit, his mom was in the room at the time
>>710818936
how old?
>>710798820
Mathturbation?
Also:
My mother's room, while she was in there and awake.
my friend (a girl) was giving me a ride home with her scooter so while she was driving I jerked and I cum on her back.
>>710792939
My gf's sister's bedroom while I was on a LSD trip.
>>710819080
I am a girl
>>710819089
I was 16 at the time
outside my friends house in the caribbean...can give full story
>inb4 fapped for his sister
>>710819261
there are no girls on the internet. you know the rules, sweetheart
show thine breasts or begone
>>710819165
I was also going through her wardrobes looking for something good to get me going. The night b4 me and my gf slept at her department while she was having a "party", and when my gf went to sleep, I could hear her sister having a 4some through the wall.
I got off too hearing her moan. Shit was cash.
>>710819379
To bad I'm a minor ;)
>>710819457
prove it
tits+ID card
>>710819457
as far as i am concerned you're a fat neckbeard in a basement somewhere.
prove otherwise and then talk.
In the middle of a chilly night in the pitch black with a river infront of me in tbe middle of no where. 10/10 would do it again. I accidentally came on my shoes though.
I had the urge once when I was 17 to go outside at night and blow one in the street so I did, it felt amazing
Another time, after 1 1/2 weeks of no fap on vacation with family, I lost control in the airport. I went to a stall in a very busy bathroom and I swear to god it took 12 strokes before I plastered the wall, toilet seat and flush handle. Gobs of cum were sliding down the toilet seat and plopping into the water. I wanted to make a mess, I wanted someone to have to see that. I still regret not recording it
>>710819379
The fuck is this post? Fucking creepy asshole
>Be me 18 yo
>Had Uni class from 7 to 9 am
>Decide to go straight home after class
>Walk about half a mile to get to the public bus
>As soon as the bus goes I notice I'm the only one in it
suddenrealization.jpg
>I could jack off without the driver noticing
>Go for it
>Doing it in a public place gets me fucking hard
>Cum in seconds, fucking good
>Wipe dick with notebook's page
>Repeat it every time I had the chance
>Fucking addicted
>After about a month route gets more people for some reason
>Bum out for like a week for losing my Magic Jacking Bus
>>710819911
>implying anyone on b is sane
In the middle of science class during middle school.
>>710819911
Get off my board
I once stayed at a friend's friend house, jerked off there. Once in the backseat while on a roadtrip at night. And once in the changing room of a pool.
>>710792939
ring, face, place.
I think I know that girl
>when I was camping with my dad, sister, my uncle and his kids, I jacked off in the forest about ten metres from the trail that leads to the river, people were walking past a lot
>jacked off in a high school behind the stage where this little cubby behind the stairs is
>came on the wall
>at school in the stall
>stole my sisters friends leggings and fucked them while I was looking at the girls butt when she was sitting of me
>>710805301
>/b/fag
>fucked a grill
gtfo normie
>>710820099
Teacher?
church
>>710792939
In the computer room in my grans house
I once fapped while up on a mountain, just so i can say that i fapped on a mountain
>>710792939
While driving in a tractor
>>710819710
I could rock a neck beard fgt stop being a bitch I am a minor
>>710821264
neck yourself.
not a weird place but a good story
>friends family garage sale
>rummaging through stuff
>friend trys on other friends sisters old jacket
>pulls a red lace thong out of pocket
>only a few of us see
>he stashes it back in
>elephant in the room
>I strategically leave ice skates in garage
>leave later that night
>go to garage
>friend and his bro like to smoke cigs in garage
>know that I only have a minute or so before they come out, as I leave
>look at coat, look at door
>scramble through coat pockets, can't find it
>hesitate again and then dig deeper heart pounding
>bingo
>wad them in my hand and run to my car
>drive home with them on my lap
>shaking with excitement
>they are caked with cum stains
>I try them on but can't fill out her ass
>my cock is bulging in them
>rip them off
>shoot thick ropes all over them
>throw in a Gatorade bottle and throw away
>>710820853
i once fapped on a mountain
IN A THUNDERSTORM
scariest fap ever
not even kidding
>>710819457
Deserves the hammer.
At bed with my grandmother
At stairs of the building where is my department
In a bus
I'm sure there's somewhere weirder but can't think of it. I'm a fucking pervert.
>>710792939
my friend's bed and her bathtub
>>710821425
Uh huh, I'm sixteen and your a fagot
>>710821430
That's pretty epic
>>710792939
Your mom's cunt
>>710821562
i'm 19 and not autistic in the head, how does that make you feel?
>>710804451
*colourful
>>710821562
TITS OR GTFO
>>710805902
That pic tho, bloody brilliant.
In a school girls changing room dressed in a leotard (I was working as a cleaner) while 2 female teachers were having a shower together after having an early morning swim.
>>710821562
>>710792939
My grandma's bed.
Im not proud.
>>710821901
Okay xD rawr
>>710822073
xDDDDDDD
>>710792939
Mines in the bathroom at school when i was in 7th grade
>>710800234
Dont kill yourself, but on stream.
>college bathroom
>high school bathroom
>middle school bathroom
>middle school class room
>my old job, in a cubicle with someone 15 feet behind me
>my car, while driving
>the car, as a passenger, with all my family in it
that last one makes me cringe, god I was a horny fuck
>>710819911
>Being this new.
Read the fucking rules rudy-poo
Pic unrelated
>>710821562
UNDERAGE B&
MODS MODS MODS!
Also *faggot
>>710821562
Reported
Underage b&
In the family van on a road trip.
at work
>mum's bedroom
>nanna's bedroom
>aunt's bedroom
>on a plane
>in a car in a parking lot
>neighbours swimming pool
>touched my dick during class (no cum)
>cummed in empty class room
>work toilets
>on my motorcycle in various places
>in loungeroom in front of mum while she was having a nap
probably a fair few other places too but it's been a while
i pulled off and into a parking lot of an industrial building in the middle of the night off a side road. Adrenaline was crazy because of police maybe driving by and seeing the odd car
>>710821778
ugh
>>710807473
Combat faps were the best faps
>on op
>scanning for sand niggers with shovels digging ieds
>no business tonight
>fap mode engage
>still looking through thermals when I see truck and terrorists appear
>mid fap, wake battle buddy
>we call for fire
>continue stroking dick to keep hard and continue the fap
>155mm howitzer blows up truck and terrorists
>buddy stays awake from excitement
>I finish fap into the dirt
>mfw I ended the lives of two goat fuckers with my hands on my dick
>>710823381
>at work in several stalls over the years..
>in the middle of a back parking lot at work, into a g2 bottle, threw it into the woods
>in a lawyers office a few times after hours
>to many places to think of
>>710793638
>>710823609
'Merica
>watching how it's made and porn
The Atlantic Ocean. Maybe five feet from a girl with big tits. I was 11.
>>710800234
Do it
>>710804438
howd she help?
>>710819457
UNDERAGE B&
MODS MODS MODS
>>710792939
in the middle of a storage depot of a trucking company
twice while cousin watched, she helped a little
>>710823609
>Combat faps were the best faps
Agreed.
>Steal box of pic related from HHC's supply (fucking Fobbits)
>Use to cum into after missions
>Throw them in a cardboard box near piss bottles because lazy as fuck sometimes
>Come back from one fucking piece of shit dismounted patrol
>Buddy hiding in my "room", surprises the fuck outta me
>He found the box full of cum tissues (I would empty it occasionally, but it was mostly full then)
>Still zero fucks given
>>710792939
i used to work in a parking garage and beat off in the little booth all the time
>>710792939
costco
teacher's coffee
Maths class
friend's sister's panties & bed
beach buried in sand
car boot
ski lift
My mouth
mum's moisturiser
GF's ear (don't ask, i really felt like it at the time)
>>710792939
4th grade classroom i would fiddle with my pants and jizz in my pants. This took a while and made me look weird.
Church bathroom
>>710825973
i use to jizz in the employee bathroom in the back and it was just one room s o i jizzed when it was a slow day on the sink and they had the old turn faucet so i like to think everyone there touched a part of me those days i day
In my work truck, porta shitter, 2nd story of a flea market, when I was 12 had my gf at the time jerk me under the blanket in the back seat of the family van on a road trip, next to my sleeping wife, wife hospital room day after our daughter was born, since c section she was able to fuck almost right after and insisted we fuck instead of me fapping
>>710792939
>Age 15 bathroom at religious rock concert i went to with my church.
>Age 9 bathroom at swimming pool of friend's birthday party.
>a large number of times on beach near my parent's vacation house.
You choose the wierdest!
>>710792939
>My car parked outside the library at 2 am
Backseat of parent's SUV under blanket while driving late at night. My two siblings were in the seat in front of me sleeping. I was young lol.
>>710792939
Femanon here, used to masturbate at school through my pockets... And jacked a guy off in a public pool... poor children.
>In bathroom to my cousins' panties while at our summer house in vegas
>Parking lot of physical therapist
>backseat of car ride with family under a blanket
In a Catholic church while sermon is going on
>>710792939
In the car outside a mexican restaurant at night.
In an autobody garage.
>>710792939
Inside of EXPRESS clothing, under a table, and I blocked off all areas where anyone could see me, using surrounding display tables.
>>710815976
You bastard!
In the public pool, surrounded by other kids
>>710829898
EYYYYY
>>710828112
here, you nasty mange
At a friend's house, on his couch while watching backyardigans.
On top of the highest mountain in my country.
In a neghborhood pool when no one was there
At different locations at the farm I work at
In my car going down the highway
In the back of a suburban, with my two siblings in the seat in front of me, and parents in the front seats driving on a 6 hour roadtrip, was under a blanket pretending to sleep
>>710830830
I know this girl, where did you find this?
>>710792939
[zalgo]in a church bathroom[/zalgo]
Masterbated in a plane once, was not in the toilets...
>>710792939
[/zalgo]in a church bathroom[zalgo]
>>710831490
Internet.
>>710819911
faggot
>>710832732
I am bad with faces, but am I crazy for swearing they are the same person? ALSO, person I'm thinking of did say she was a model. OLD PIC IN USE
>>710812910
Are you the son of a saudi oil baron or something.
DOJT DIE ON MEJ
>>710827659
Story of the first two?
>>710804438
HOWD SHE HELP TELL US YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>710792939
Not masturbated but
Once fingered my now ex in a lavillion at a public park
Once did oral with the same ex at grandparents house at graduation party
Weirdest ive masturbated is probably back of family car on a road trip
>>710830830
Does she not look like
>>710833121
or am I crazy?
>>710804438
>Sister
TELL US MOAR
>>710811765
except I gather you're the weird kid in the class that everyone said "yo that fucking weird guy at the front of the class was totally jerkin off in class!"
>>710835063
Not that guy, but one time the janitor caught two freshman jerking off together in a classroom right after they had both blown their load onto a desk.
>>710823261
And that was just Thursday.
>>710804438
elaborate
